greasecore thread
>what is greasecore?
greasecore, aka bowling alley chic, is the darker, grungier side of normcore
>how do I dress greasecore?
greasecore is best summed up as a compilation of the hottest and most daring items you can find at Goodwill or SA. Loud Hawaiian shirts over ripped modelo tank tops, vintage sweaters with mustard-colored button downs underneath.
>how do I be greasecore?
being greasecore is more than just throwing on a stained wife beater and sweatpants. greasecore is smashing a steel reserve on the sidewalk and catcalling attractive women like a construction worker. greasecore is leaving your anxiety in a steaming puddle of piss on your patchy lawn, and letting go of the urge to try any harder than you care to. greasecore is embracing the lifestyle of the type of men that your mom told you not to talk to when you got lost at the grocery store.
posting inspo itt
Recommended listening: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2xs4G83TWk
>>10889890
how do I live the greasecore lifestyle?
>>10889920
Stop caring and stop trying
>>10889920
>move to a trailer park
>buy a shitty beater car
>drink and smoke heavily
>sell weed to the other white trash
everything will take care of itself after that.
>>10889890
Where did you get these pics of my dad
Is bowling the official greasecore sport?
I hope this catches on so I can just tell people that I'm greasecore when they try to criticize me and my life and maybe even start getting some mad pussy.
me on the right
>>10889940
Are you all related, serious question
>>10889920
Well I work at a Mexican auto shop. And occasionally watch trailer park boys for inspiration. That's all it takes
Move aside for your king plebs
>>10889937
*greasy pussy
>>10889936
yes but nascar is also highly regarded
some rare highly educated members of the greasecore community (3rd grade level) have a penchant for ice hockey considered "uppity" by the lower strata
>>10889960
w2c stylized sweatpants?
I want to inhale this core and become it.
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>>10889959
>I work at a Mexican auto shop
Damn.. nice!
>>10890190
Trevor is an extreme version of greasecore, but yes you're on the right track. It's the right attire and attitude. However in real life you'll obviously need to tune down certain aspects in order to not land in jail instantly.
>>10889890
Talking about 2016 trends. This should become one.
>>10889890
is this grease core?
or am I going a completely different direction?
>>10890643
>greasecore
>not going to jail
Like wearing all black and calling it pale wave desu
>>10890674
you're going into a nineties yBa direction, so... ok?
>>10889890
I think a better name would be Sleazewave/core or just Sleaze
Sage this thread for fucks sake.
Please /fa/, this board can only become so shitty.
Epic, my dude. great meme in the makings. toasting in an epic bread
>>10890674
I like it
>>10890791
>tryhard namefag who thinks he knows fashion
>>10890762
I like it. We can call ourselves sleazeballs, or greaseheads
Terry would approve of this trend
>>10889890
I recommend hanging out in lower end small town bars for real life inspo, or just hang around a Donald Trump supporter to learn the grease mindset.
>>10890005
Goose is my fav ( no homo)
Why would any of you faggots want to emulate the lowest of the low?
>>10890882
counterculture
Stanhope is great sleaze inspo.
>>10891077
>>10889890
You aren't true Greasecore unless you're making videos of your dumb self chugging 40s on YouTube and using a tube so that air goes in faster
e.g. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cJHGStGfRY
Oprah
>>10889890
I'VE BEEN DOING THAT FOR YEARS AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THERE WAS A NAME FOR IT!
>>10891082
Does this shit count ?
>>10891094
>>10891095
In France we call that the "beauf" look.
>>10891103
BEEP BEEP BEEP
MOTHERFUCKIING HACKS GOING DOWN
BEEP
BOOP
BEEP
>>10891085
how is he alive?
Official greasecore/sleazewave professions:
>loan shark
>pawn shop owner
>ripoff mechanic
>bowler
>nascar driver
>pizza store proprietor
>contract killer
>dealer
>landlord
>trailer park supervisor
>gun show wholesaler
>divorce attorney
>liquor store proprietor
>patent troll
>pet assassin
any arguments/additions?
>>10891077
>>10891082
>>10891094
>>10891096
how can one man be so godlike
>>10891164
anyone who works in a betting shop
professional gambler
professional poker player
professional snooker player
professional darts player
anything del boy from only fools and horses did
>>10891164
tenured science teacher at an inner city school
>>10891178
>>10891164
repo man
bouncer
shady plumber
anybody who stays at an off-the-strip las vegas casino
the entire city of Blythe, California
someone who bets on horse racing
florida
jimmy buffet fans
posting more inspo
>>10891217
>tfw no decorative lion's head
>>10891164
>pawn shop owner
I find that disrespectful.
>>10891164
Small town journalist here. do i make the cut?
>>10891254
>>10891256
Are you taking bribes/blackmailing/writing sensationalist articles?
If so then yes
>>10891260
Oh yeah, most of my pay is from local businesses, politicians, and the mayor to keep shit under wraps. When my paper found out the mayor had been having an affair through a private investigator we contract he came in and gave us each 500$ cash and paid for new cameras for all the photographers.
Inb4 Saint Lauren Paris S/S 17 features bowling prints, spread lapels and recessed hairlines. Rick Jeffery's I'm old (you're young) will play at the catwalk
>>10891164
>process servers
>bounty hunters
>construction managers
>union reps
>dock workers
>guys who fish off the pier early in the morning
>people who work at liquor stores
>people who own cigar shops
>ticket scalpers
>gypsy cab drivers
>used car salesmen
>deadbeat dads
>>10891164
These smug fucks
>>10891273
also
>any inhabitants of Eastern Europe and Russia
>any native whites in Africa
>Tasmanians
>Mickey Rourke
>anyone who wears Drakkar Noir
>>10891164
chef at a diner
gas station workers
bus drivers
club promoters
strip club bartenders
furniture movers
that one uncle who could never hold a job and always asked for money and wasn't allowed to be alone with kids
rural, small town morticians
my ex's dad, who lives in Illinois. Got caught stealing used tires and tools from the machine shop he worked at (lmao), and was handcuffed and arrested at his house while my ex was outside with all of her friends taking prom photos.
>tfw not eating hot wings at an all night strip club buffet.
Pic is good sleazecore inspo.
>>10891257
Shit this is the one, need to get out skeletal and get to whatever the fuck that's called. Where's the beer?
Possible goat fit
I would just like to say that dirtcore, scumcore, grimecore, all > greasecore
>white guys living in all black neighborhoods because they've lived there since it was white
>porn cameramen
>pretty much anyone involved in porn production, distribution, or editing
>Danny DeVito
>American or British businessmen in Thailand
>inner city teachers
Gonna dump some inspo because how could I forget the most sleazecore of all, private detectives!
Here is S/S16 Engineered Garments x Mickey Rourke
>>10891419
Raging Bull, 1980
>>10891419
The Big Lebowski, 1998
Is begbie from trainspotting greasecore?
>>10891419
Trailer Park Boys
>>10889940
animorphs
>>10891273
Used car salesman is god tier sleazecore job
>>10889890
I've been dressing like this for years but I didn't know it was a thing.
>>10889960
bitch please
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwcaQ3qJ88U
>>10891164
pornographer
paparazzo
nude photographer
voyeur
private investigator
>>10891448
Is wifebeating greasecore?
Step it up
>tfw no burnout druggy readhead to help me freebase
surprised there isn't any mention of huck yet.
this is called Scumcore
So just slackercore x scumwave?
>>10891302
Look at that gangster ass squat. I bet that's what he looks like wheb he shits on hoes
>>10892039
yes
>>10891890
Absolutely.
>>10891207
>florida
Orlando here, can confirm
>>10891456
Rickycore is best core
>>10891166
He's allergic to giving a fuck
>>10891207
>Blythe
That fucking town, man. Only thing it has going for it is being a stop for road trips.
>>10889899
You'll cowards don't even thrift shop
>can't grow chest hair
Should I just duck out now, or should I just stick to flannel?
>>10891187
key good post
