Your waifu will never get a story Edition
Burping is welcome, of course, no furry stuff though
>No scat images
>Remember to ignore the trolls
>Try to post new content.
>Artists and writers welcome and respected.
>Male farts are welcome as well
Onara/Eproctophilia Resources:
Nyoubooru (Fart Image Aggregation)
Dutchoven (for edits)
Pixiv tags: おなら , オナラ, 放屁, 屁
>>6858889
Not again.
Burping is welcome, no?
>>6857584
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9_6LDuSSI4
at the very start and end.
>>6859161
Obviously.
The more belches the better.
>>6859463
That's not where the anus goes!
>>6860366
Who's the artist?
Sorry, I've never had the courage to ask til now.
>>6860368
Oh, this is Galsia's work. You can see the rest of his stuff on nyoubooru.
>>6860375
Thank you, ever since I first saw that Lucina picture, I couldn't stop thinking about it.
The eyes just do it for me I guess, and the expressions.
>>6860377
Yeah, I know what you mean. The way he draws them is very cute imo.
>>6860383
It's cute and appealing imo
I guess it's one of those, contrasting things.
I'unno its late and I should get to bed soon
>>6860430
hold it, that's male territory we're crossing here.
>>6860698
>Male farts are welcome as well
>>6860698
We already have a lot of shitty western here, so I don't see the problem.
i wish shadman would do fart content, he does scat stuff here and there, but no farts?
>>6860703
speaking of western art someone needs to draw the mom from danny phantom and the mom from incredibles doing some milf on milf farting.
Anyone have pics where a girl looks like she is farting or struggling to fart but without the obvious green clouds? It's a turn off for me :c
>>6860923
Honestly, I think the yellowish brown clouds look better.
>>6861164
Any news if there is a digital version yet?
>>6860895
some anon ruined our chances of that happening by getting all shitty about a fart commission spazkid was doing for him. he and shadman are pretty close, so I doubt we'll see any from him now either.
>>6860991
I guess I like it more realistic. You don't see brown and green clouds irl :/
>>6861259
that doesnt seem fair to deny an entire group just because some guy made an ass out of himself. thats like punishing the whole class cause one kid is a dumbass.
>>6861454
>...thats like punishing the whole class cause one kid is a dumbass.
To be fair, a lot of teachers do this...or at least some of the ones I've had...
>>6860331
The facial reactions in this just capture the beauty of being on the end of one of the big farts. Both the giver and receiver.
>>6860385
being underneath the skirt of a female ripping a huge one.
woooh, would I love it.
The longer I have this fetish, the more I think about my own farts. Stuff like having farting contests with a girl or farting on her. But when I load up on gassy food, I never get a boner or anything, all that happens is I laugh my ass off like the immature dork I am.
Yo, Verb. How's it going?
Any updates?
noun, if you're reading this, was there ever a "farts n' stuff 3"? i can't find it in the previous thread in the archive
>>6864576
I changed the links and resorted the folders. Bookrmark this link and you'll get all my future updates as well.
https://mega.nz/#F!3JgQVBTb!43JU4kKu_ND7IUbcs-YqXg
>UPDATES!
>One new folder and an update to an older collection of 'Vocaroo-inspired farts' that I have created.
All folders are at https://mega.nz/#F!TA5jHYJR!00tT2ZlaU38mvDvo-L8SXQ (warning, some are deliciously..damp).
IF ANY OTHER LINKS ARE DOWN IN FUTURE, USE THIS ONE.
--
I've been experimenting with stereo in this series. Wear headphones.
>Lina vs Crystal Maiden (fart competition)
(Winner has an extended fart finale and different taunts).
>Lina wins 1) original 2) no sfx
https://mega.nz/#!aJIgDaQB!G66WNdH6MXmttGIwqwE5YgcU8vhHtwvwttzoa54Bs1c
https://mega.nz/#!SQwAiYrC!eQPb6s6mPY6JAp_X6fiRasAyp6nawqGrkd3htjqWPsg
>Crystal Maiden wins 1) Original 2) No sfx
https://mega.nz/#!XIoWlDKC!7j5vAZOBi023K_fGRkUlod0GLAsurGI8SeM7-uwo-gU
https://mega.nz/#!3VonBRCK!uzmU7v_StnfsathXakbdAOMRjkAsokWnazDerS-VR44
>(No voice edits)
>Fart competition-L 1) normal 2) no sfx
https://mega.nz/#!nJAAHT7Q!jWWg_Ygbo0Lr6hv9Pgx4TmjGl2KZtpZLjUCtTU9rWn4
https://mega.nz/#!aQBxTD4T!vrEXczJ3T08DW3S_UskXc9S2uVwZlMvWZsYVmC7IJw4
>Fart competition-C 1) Normal 2) no sfx
https://mega.nz/#!fYYnWb5S!JaZVNnvlo3JIksNyzK2xsAArTMf5OkEOpkvkztHzw7U
https://mega.nz/#!HcJAHTrT!F0GJHyi9mjFO85hZrzbF8xIAVMLxmyEEA5ZaO4qlJYc
>>6864761
>But wait, there's more!
Based on 'autisimo' looking for non-vocal edits, I went back to my 'Windranger' series.
This series is based on the 'fart only' edit.
>'Your waifu a gas' 1) Outdoors, 2) Bathroom 3) Public Bathroom 4) No sfx
https://mega.nz/#!HBBSUBQS!f5_EeAthx7TloPKNm8DaWg9vzhnTJpe3EUdAp8RD-2U
https://mega.nz/#!zMYlBDob!_7KmFJCvBb6b4UV3oppYm-VCSCgT7w8fp1W6Lvojpwc
https://mega.nz/#!qBhB3I5a!kLlzvzzoibehiidFCNmdzo34NZju6M8prftrczVWtoU
https://mega.nz/#!PJoyVaLT!cBEfQXQzdbi-L8-GJL_OIjSUeZQdqzs6wHhc4vKaRWY
The next series is based on the 'full version of the windranger clips. (Farts and then some).
>'Your Waifu a shit' (warning...it's literal)
>1) Outside 2) Bathroom 3) Public Bathroom 4) No sfx
https://mega.nz/#!nN4TEThA!5qdeNAITgwujKCJ0M2QawLma-y8P4LAEZYF7V6X9Za0
https://mega.nz/#!SYA1DQ7Q!fMS46dit4PFzDHOvYdNzLIvvLRowqEyCU5JsSI4QXws
https://mega.nz/#!Ocg0ESxQ!tlq-aL-NpccFU8ZSg0zmz5K8IRYXHdwvGfSZRUPLgZs
https://mega.nz/#!vNRVSQRI!aaeI3hO7iyEuxeHK63kT9Sok92Uq7wg_ltzt89teuvg
Anyone have a source on this pic? I've seen it a billion times but have no idea where it's actually from.
>>6865459
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/333662/a77436126a/
Kusoge 3 by Hakueki Shobou/A-Teru Haito.
But as with most of their works, it contains scat.
Tempted to post enty prizes on Nyou.
Also, International shipping of that new fart comic interrupted. US customs confiscated it in SC.
How far are we from HD Eight Marbles complete with full NSFW hentai features? Kind of want the option to fug a Luce or a Silk.
Need a redmoa quality Midna sfm fart vid.
>>6865797
Anymore to this?
>>6865792
Damn it.
Thanks for trying anon. Someone needs to share that one.
>>6863451
I'm still around, working in a different thread for a bit though.
I've picked up some steam so I'm sure I'll be done mucking around in there and I'll come back here.
When I do, I'll be sure to work on the Orihime story and that Elsword one
>>6867572
Sweet. Quick question, do you choose requests, or do you follow a list of what to do next? I forgot how many requests you were doing.
>>6867738
I have a lil list of what I'm working on!
Mostly though, it's a work on inspiration basis that I usually go by. I work on whatever's calling to me the most, but I will eventually get to the bottom of the requests!
>Phasma holding Ray Hostage (Detailed Smelliness/Public Humiliation)
>Bayo Accidental Laxatives Story (With all sorts of sloppy noises)
>Orihime's Bloated Tummy and Smelly Gas (With big fat asses and big farts that just barely venture into hyper-territory)
>Elsword Belching Story (featuring giantesses/vore/stinky burps)
>A lactose intolerant Azura from Fates who's farts are so powerful they rip away the terrain
>Body-Swapping Story featuring a slutty Latina girl and a nerdy Asian girl
>Yukari punishing Ran with farts and belches
>>6865795
>Not posting the superior animated version with sexy belly bulges and booty wobbles.
>>6865435
They're all 3DPD females such as Ana Didovoic and the other Joyangeles girls (when it was still good) among many, many, MANY others.
Eroprofile, pornative (use the download button to view..only really good if you search for 'toilet') XVideo, pornhub, badfetisharchive at blogspot co uk ....
>>6865816
If God is a farting futa MILF...I suppose?
>>6860370
>Using farts to blow bubbles out your ass
That's something new for me, anyone got more? Please and thank you
>>6867908
This is the only other fart bubble doodle he made.
I want to write something. What should I write.
>>6868697
Pretty good. It's probably more Western than Eastern, but the /aco/ thread is pretty shit, so you should stay here. And make more.
>>6868697
Nice
>>6868697
I like the personality in this! I'll love to see more from you!
>>6868699
>>6868725
>>6868760
Thank you.
Yeah, I know my art style is more Western than Eastern. I tried to draw it in "anime style" but it didn't come out like I'd planned. I'll try to do better next time.
>>6868765
Hey don't force yourself to draw like anime just because. What's more important is if you're comfortable with your style and that it's at least fapworthy (or not. You can make it as cute or nsfw as you wish).
>>6868858
Is that Takao?
Muh dicc
>>6858889
im writing a story about perversion and farts. i have 12 girls each with specific qualities, what would a fellow fart sniffer want to hear about, setting/personality
>>6869956
>setting/personality
In my opinion, a bratty spoiled girl facefarting on another girl while she's sleeping, waking her up with a blast of delicious farts.
>>6869980
The story is about a merchant marine that travels to different ports around the world and meeting all sorts of farting girls. The Bratty diva thing is cool, but would you be turned on by a girl/guy thing? I was trying to include my protagonist in all the stories
>>6870016
>would you be turned on by a girl/guy thing?
Of course.
>>6869956
I would love one of the girls forced to fart, embarrassed by her smell, but dunno if that'd fit
>>6869956
I know a comic series (idk if i should mention its mane, for all i know it's copyrighted but there's this one chick who's been farting for 30 years without interruption. and she's still going. completely uninterrupted 30 year long fart. pretty hot imo.
>>6870264
I wonder how it would affect society if fresh (so directly from the source, not from bottles or labs) farts turned out to be a miracle medicine that cures everything and can work as daily supplements to make you healthier and prettier.
>>6870016
How about a girl who lets out silent farts and successfully blames them on someone else? Or maybe a girl who lets out a silent fart in a public building and watches as people walk through her cloud of stench.
>>6870298
Don't worry, we know of James' work. He quit a little while ago.
>>6868858
Source plz?
>>6870298
Yeah, that concept is indeed pretty hot. I think more people should attempt writing such a scenario.
>>>/f/3096885
>>>/f/3096891
Get it while it's hot [spoiler];)[/spoiler]
Am I the only one who thinks he has improved?
>>6870754
that one only shows improvement since it doesnt have his horrible eye designs
>>6870754
I think he has, yeah. More detail on the lighting I think? And has a more consistent look overall than his usual stuff.
This looks like official art; I'm guessing that the fart effects - paltry as they are - were shopped in?
The photoshopped clouds thing looks pretty simple; anyone want to do it to this image or tell me how?
>>6871559
On pixiv as you see here. It was drawn this way with that intention, because there is a Vocaloid song about farting attached.
>>6872235
Which somg is it?
>>6868684
write a story about gremlin dorito girl (d.va from overwatch) ripping major ass
http://titan820.deviantart.com/art/Fart-Stories-D-Va-Overwatch-612469100
i mean theres that but...i dont think i can fap to that.
>>6871566
here you go m8
>>6864761
Really great work
>>6871559
Does anyone have more boys and girls farting together?
>>6872656
Thanks. How'd you do it?
>>6870579
Oh, I like the second one.
no edits.
>>6872247
SauceNao to the pixiv, in the artist comment it links to the vocaloid song. Won't let me post either.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wHNhnNXaAh
I'm back, my little fart sniffers~
>>6874436
Welcome back!
does anybody have a patched version of that pro wrestling skunks game, or a link to a working patch? I actually went and bought the game on DLSite but the patch I found won't work with it cause it's not up to date.
>>6874532
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NcHL4Fv6CV
>>6875707
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KpCdYIpoyl
Glad you like them ^^ I had a big one but I missed it
>>6875762
You said you were back, but I didn't catch who you were before as I didn't regularly lurk /fart/, so could you re-acquaint yourself?
Thanks for the content!
>>6875764
I posted some of my farts a while ago, I used to frequent these threads but only posted my own content once before. I figured someone might remember me.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s169cpazqtms
>>6875797
Eggy, at the moment. They started getting smaller as my poop got closer, but I just dropped a load so maybe there'll be some good ones behind it. I had a really nice toilet fart. If only there was Smellaroo.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SioZFQnoqS
>>6875825
Female?
>>6875884
Unfortunately no, tfw I will never be a farty girl
>>6875891
Ew dude...I only like girl farts. Am I alone in this? Male farts seem gay, I guess. Iunno, it's gross...
>>6876070
You could pretend I'm one, wouldn't bother me. I roleplay as a girl anyway.
>>6876070
Indeed, male farts are disgusting.
>>6876097
That's kinda weird, dude.
does anyone know sauce on this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8hFrmUxci0
>>6875884
>>6875891
>>6876070
>>6876149
fucking hysterical
>>6876302
He can keep posting these if he wants to. I'm (or we, you're replying to two different people here) not trying to discourage him in any way.
I'm just stating my opinion.
>>6876210
Seems like Leshawk's design for the girl, so you might wanna check his DA or tumblr for anything like that. If nothing pops up, you might try asking him.
>>6876493
lol, k
>>6876493
Here we go again.
>>6876474
>Fart in cock.
>in cock
>IN COCK
I kind of want to see that. I imagine that'd be incredibly painful.
>>6876510
>>6876537
Just ignore him, attention is what he wants
>>6876493
CRY SOME MOAR!
>>6876628
2 years ago i convinced an anon to try it - he claimed it hurt.
>>6876970
Bull. Pee is liquid and there is no pain going out. Why would simple air going in hurt? All you would get is stink-dick.
Anyone had luck with any camgirls? Jenna_Kitten on mfc
this model farts CONSTANTLY while streaming and does it on command for tips. I have a sneaking suspicion they are fake.. they are all very obnoxiously loud. Can you be the judge?
>>6877081
drying of membranes that should never be dry. If the dry desert air can make your nose bleed, what do you think will happen elsewhere?
>>6877081
>>6877279
anon is right.
other anon, if you're so sure it doesn't hurt, try shooting some pressurized air up your dickhole and get back to us on how it feels.
>>6877362
And die of an air embolism? Yeah, no. There is a lot less air in a fart than pressurized air. And if the force behind one spurt of pressurized air matched a fart, your ass'd turn inside out. Not even High school biology tells you that much.
>>6877441
Also, air travels through the path of least resistance. Therefore a fart would take the POLR around the dick, not down the urethra. No one's ass is that tight.
>>6877148
A girl ripping "obnoxiously loud" farts is always hot.
>tfw Verb hasn't shown up in this thread for a while.
;(
>>6876097
>>6876159
Yes, it is weird to roleplay as a girl. It is also quite weird to enjoy farts this much. As a weird person I think you are both weird. Rejoice in weirdness.
>>6878240
glad i could help
>>6878240
here is a site for you just in case
http://recursionhentai.tumblr.com/
I bought an enema bulb and told my wife I wanted to fill her ass with air and watch her fart it out. She has farted in my mouth before, and during sex, but is generally not gassy. It's not for lack of trying though, as I've felt her push her butthole out on my nose in an attempt for push one out. Before I left for work this afternoon, she was home in a sundress talking about going to yoga. I layed on the bed and told her to sit on my face, and she did. Her butthole smelled spicy and musty, which turned me on and she grabbed my erection through my jeans. I started to sniff and tongue her ass and she jiggled her butt on my face, alternating between a tweet like motion to an aggressive grinding motion. Her hands reached back and gripped the hair on the back of my head and pulled me toward her stink hole. I told her she isn't to shower after yoga, and that she should eat pizza and soda before I get home to get gassy. If she can't fart, I'm filling her with the bulb. She said ok that she didn't want to cook tonight anyway, but didn't understand what the enema bulb was so I pulled it out and put the tip up her ass and squeezed. She said it felt weird. I said push it out. She let out a huge cheek flapper and blushed, saying I don't like this but also giggling. I told her I do, and that she's going to fill up before I get home. She said ok, and asked for a kiss. I kissed her. Then she said again, so I kissed her again, but she made it lurid and sloppy. And now I'm at work and I can't wait to get home.
>>6879882
*twerk not tweet. Damn autocorrect
>>6879882
Update: she said she was going to the store and asked me if I wanted anything. I told her to put the buttplug in her ass and wear it out and about and she put it in (I'm still at work)
i met up with a fetish friend of mine who happened to live in the same area as me. call me lucky i guess, she got extremely bloated and gassy just for me. even wore yoga pants. i remember clear as day when she facefarted for me for the first time. it didn't have much of a smell (which is fine for me) but it was super loud and ripped for around 5 seconds. i was legit shocked but I was so happy. between those times she burped a lot and i pressed my ear against her stomach to hear all those lovely gurgling noises when she burped and farted. i would have fapped without a second thought if i wasn't playing video games with her.
Thought i'd share this with you guys.
>>6880241
how did you meet her?
A fart related chat room on discord if people still wants to join
https://discord.gg/01237qBZxTP41ObKZ
>>6881712
why does anyone think this is a good idea
>>6880241
Through a fart-centered discord chat actually.
the fact hat Overwatch ALREADY has more fart fetish art than League is disheartening.
>>6882250
and they all look like shit
I'd like to share a couple fart stories, if I could.
>be really young
>sleeping in a bed with my two older sisters on either side
>don't ask
>Christmas eve so heavy blankets
>one slips out of bed
>goes around to the other side and starts whispering
>try to get close to listen but they pushed me away
>whatever have your stupid conversation
>she comes back around and gets back into bed
>nothing for about a minute
>suddenly each put a hand on my shoulders and shove me under
>each rip massive farts on my less than a foot from my nose
>hold the covers down over my head
>kick and punch them uselessly
>each were laughing super hard
>they let go of the covers after more than a minute and turn away from me
>I crawl my way back up to the pillow
>try to get out of bed but they blocked my way
>each clutched the covers tight as they laid on their sides which kept me in a open fart pocket for sometime
Definitely the reason I'm in this thread now
Anyone want some more? I've got a couple from my adult life.
>>6883429
> Dutch oven.
my diiiiiiiick.
Post more.
>>6883429
awesome, post more but describe how they smell as well
>>6883429
The rest aren't as long or detailed and by adult life I mean after discovery of my fetish
>in highschool, talking to a friend over the phone
>she's cute but not my type
>I was interrupted midsentence with a strange noise
>couldn't for the life of me figure what it was
>"its okay, anon, I farted into the phone"
>"oh, haha"
>legscrossed.gif
>highschool again sitting with a super hot girl outside and her still very pretty friend
>superhot offers me her ring pop
>turn it down
>stupid HS beta me, not important to the story
>two people smoking upwind of us
>I say its annoying
>She suggests going upwind of them and farting
>we all laugh
>I say "I can't fart on command"
>"I can"
>we all laugh again
>slight boner under the picnic table
>Later that year they both tackled me to the ground and sat on me.
>Superhot sat on my upper back.
>Saw bright red panties and a great ass less that a foot from my face.
>wanted to stay there for a while but this was outside right after the final bell so I asked them to get off me
>never had the balls to ask her out, pretty sure she was into me
I got some more from the rest of highschool and college, including another dutch oven story with a gf, if people are interested.
>>6883762
of couse we want to hear more
I wish there was more fart art where the person on the receiving end is enjoying it.
>>6884042 #
same
fart torture is all well and good, but it's so much better when the person recirvung is into it as well.
>>6883762
more stories!
>>6883762
Alright I've heard your requests for some smell description. I don't remember the smell of my sisters' farts, just that it was very warm. I'm telling these stories in the order they happened, but luckily some smells are coming up. BTW superhot (10/10) and her friend (8/10) were upperclassmen, which helped make them intimidating. Also the 10 was slightly taller than me at the time of the first story, which helped me fantasize her bullying me. jus' sayin'
>Still in HS
>Summer time GF
>lying in bed kissing, she had to leave soon so we're kissing, but neither were going to take it to the next level
>stop macking and make small talk
>were under a cover in the summertime
>suddenly grabs part of the cover and shoves the bunch in my face
>smell nothing, don't realize what's going on so I don't react
>second breath brings a sweet fart into my nostrils
>the kind that comes from eating soda and fruit
>she just had an energy drink, so there was a acidic kick to it
>"what are you doing?" I said
>"nothing"
>she lets go of the covers
>still pretend like nothing happened
>she does it again, with the covers
>smell at first whiff, stronger than before
>still pretending to be oblivious
>one more time, strong enough through the covers I feel I should drop the act
>"eww, don't"
>she laughs, I try to pretend like I'm letting her off easy and not getting mad
>we get up and I walk her to the door
>goodbyekiss.jpg
>sneak a peek at dat ass as I close the door
>pleasepleaseplease
>run up the stairs, no one else home
>close door
>lift the covers slowly
>yes, still there
>stick my head and upper torso so my face is where her ass was
>less than a minute of heaven
I'll post more later
ignore the lonely anons. stories are totally welcome.
>>6884914
Please see >>>/reddit/
>>6884378
I forget if this one happened before or after the last one. Still trying to stick my chronology so I don't get lost
>same summer
>have friends at my house
>D&D bitches
>not going to believe this next part
>half the players are girls, all of them 5+/10
>yeah
>sitting in my room, door open, one girl looks uncomfortable for most of the time
>prim and proper blond, attractive
>she could be moody sometimes so whatever
>leaves for the bathroom, right outside my room
>comes back out, eyes down
>slowly closes the bathroom door after herself
>try not to stare so she's not uncomfortable, not even thinking about hiding fetish
>hot day
>secretly scheme on how I'm going to close my door and get into that dutch walk-in oven without anyone realizing whats going on
>I got nothing
>Side note: dutch closet? dutch sauna? anyone got a good name for this?
>walk past the bathroom to go downstairs, real reason this time
>always found shit smelling farts as a turn off
>catch the slightest mildest tinyest whiff of a meat n' cheese bouquet
>no scat smell
>screamsinternally.jpg
>>6885328
Wrote these in a text document. Will paste moar.
Forgot when this one happened, sue me
>be at friends house with his two girl friends (note the space)
>winter time?
>sitting on his bed, the top of the matress sits 3-4 feet off the ground
>the bed is in his room's alcove
>headboard and endboard snug between the walls
>2 feet of clearence between the bed and the back wall
>the cuter girl climbs over the bed and goes into that space
>hear the kind of fart where the cheeks don't flap and the butthole makes all the noise
>all three of us look back at her
>she's peeking over the bed, eyes just above the matress
>hands gripping the matress, obviously squatting behind the bed
>lets out a embarrassed moan
>"Don't look at her, its fine" I says, totally forgot my fetish for a second
>we immediately turn back to what we were doing
>then I remembered
>I pulled the same fart hiding trick successfully a few weeks before in the exact same place
>friend's house was the place to hang
>before I climbed back over the bed I took a silent whiff
>bed kept the fart concentrated, very strong
>not sexual, just enjoying my own brand
>you do it too, don't lie
>try to think up an excuse to climb back into the windy canyon and get some girl gas
>can't
>sighsinternally.jpg
>>6885334
Short one, there's more
Now on to college
>go see teacher (not professor)
>still in her twenties
>she's a chem. major, teaching a science class
>she's hot and cute, big dorky non-hipster glasses
>nerds another fetish
>subway sandwich on the desk, over loaded with veggies
>open tuperware container with some vegtables still in there
>a piece steamed broccoli skewered by a metal fork, its handle resting on the tuperware's rim
>she's subtly flustered when I walk in
>"oh, you're here a little early, good"
>hmmm, why is that?
>just a whiff, yes again, just a whiff of a fart
>vegitables, perfect smell for a nerdy environmentalist person
>talk about school stuff
>converstion talks about environmentalism with regards to science
>stay there for a while, not trying to sniff another fart, just good conversation
>>6885338
This one came before college, oops
Even shorter one
>summer again, not the same summer
>walking with friends
>gf at the time is there
>talk about the Jackass movies
>some how gf gets prompted on whether she would fart into a fart mask funnel
>Hell yes
>laughter
>nobonernobonernoboner
>keep walking, manage to keep it down
>>6885340
last one
>taking final for said class
>most people have finished but I'm doing all the bonus problems so I'm staying a little later
>almost done
>smell a fart
>not a decernable food smell, just a farty smell
>great every final there's someone who doesn't bathe, or sneezes, or whatever
>look up most of the small lecture room is empty
>look behind me, almost no one in the back rows
>no one with fifteen feet of me
>to the right 8/10 girl one seat away from me
>two hot girls sitting next to eachother, two chairs away
>put it together
>boner activated
>pretend to check my work
>the smell was strong
>trying to ignore it, getting the little guy to calm down, but then I realize
>what if the smell doesn't have any distinguishing food smell because its more than one person farting?
>probably wasn't the case, but it forced me to stay seated for a little bit longer
>turn in test to teacher
>"thank you, bye anon"
>she gives me this sexy smile for the first time
>she remembered my name
>smile and say goodbye
>keeping it together
>walk back home, trying to forget about what just happened
>two blocks away and the boner starts to return
>get home finally
>fap and cum with the force of a thousand suns
That's all I have for now, I have some more but they aren't as engaging
>>6885340
Why didn't you just tell your gf at the time about your fetish? I guess it's different when you're dating in high school, you know they never last and they share your social circle so you probably wouldn't want to dole out dirt on yourself. Every time I've been in a relationship with someone new that doesn't know any of my friends (and a few times when they did when I stopped caring) I soiled about my fetish and it paid off.
more kazo
>>6884042
God damn Nightmare-Doom's art is incredible. He's probably my favorite artist who draws fart stuff.
>>6858889
>your waifu will never get a story
give me a name, i'll do it if she's not shit
>>6887386
Aioi Yuuko from Nichijou
>>6865795
WHAT? HD EIGHT MARBLES?
>>6887386
I'd love to have a facesitting/femdom imp form Midna, forcing someone to worship her big ol' booty and chug down her gutgas.
>>6887386
Valkyria Alicia from Valkyria Chronicles
made this
choose
>>6890706
fixed a bit
>>6890706
Lilim obviously. I think that's what she's called (the red haired one).
>>6862862
Id fart on you if you want anon
>>6890848
You're a team player, anon. I like that.
>>6890848
grill?
>>6890706
That's not Luce. Or Megaira. Not even Rika's sister with the orgasm finisher... Get on the level.
>>6890958
Knowing this thread, no.
So which artist should I go to if I wanted something like Cia forcing Medli and Midna to fart through a tube back and forth? How about Megumin explosive farts? Ako Tamaki farts while she's gaming? An accidental fart while Hanapi is scissoring with Sadako? Eight Marbles sex farts? Vitamin on Nanako on Kotone three way fart?
I've got some money coming, and it's burning a hole in my pocket. Might as well shove my dick through
>>6860351
I wonder where Noun's gotten to. I'm surprised we haven't heard any Overwatch blenders from him.
>>6894099
Where did Noun and Verb go anyway? For Verb, there's a reason why he calls himself Slowpoke, but Noun just vanished.
>>6894103
>tfw Verb hasn't posted in 2 weeks
:(
