I'm a 25 year old male currently with my 24 year old gf of 1 year, all is well in our relationship.
The one problem is that she is into tentacle porn, especially consentacles, that's all fine and dandy for a fantasy but what gets me worried is the idea that maybe she really wants to have tentacle sex. Now I know these things don't really exist but it's more of the thought that she would prefer to have sex with tentacles than with me. Do femanons really want tentacle sex or are just indulging in a fantasy with no desire for it to come true?
(Moved from /a/ after an accidental post (for obvious reasons))
Keep her away from octopus and you'll be fine.
>>6728432
you're seriously complaining about this?! first world problems jesus christ!!
>>6728432
She would probably prefer it, but even if she was given the option, if she's even slightly respectable she'd probably overlook it.
I know how you feel though. You don't want to feel like the only barrier is that it will never come true. I fap to vore, but I would probably think twice before letting some 50 ft giantess swallow me. Get my jist?
>>6728443
OP here.
I really do, every time I hold her the thought at the back of my mind is that she would prefer to screw a disgusting tentacle monster over me.
>>6728432
a) post more consentacles
b) you're worrying about nothing
c) if it is that big of a deal, fucking ask her about it
d) THIS IS /d/, POST MORE FUCKING PORN
e) take the neuroses to >>/adv/
>>6728439
So because it is not the WORST problem, an anon isn't aloud to go to the one place he feels he might be able to find council? Have some tolerance
>>6728443
>>6728450
I'm gonna post consentacles now.
At least she's not into dogs. Imagine how I felt when I found out my girlfriend bought a large breed of dog.
>>6728455
>>6728459
Only seen this set posted here once, a lot of people probably don't have it, so dl away
1/22
>>6728460
Damnit, image didn't upload
>>6728461
2/22
>>6728462
3/22
>>6728432
Are you a troll? Or literally autistic? Or are you seriously just this dense & naive?
I don't even know where to begin with replying to you. It seems that you've gotten it into your head that this is an "either/or" relationship between consentacles and regular sex, as if someone could only enjoy ONE thing sexually. I'd need all day to get you to understand how fucked up your thinking is.
Since we can't have an all-day heart-to-heart, I'll just say this: being into porn isn't a problem unless your partner is retarded and MAKES it a problem. People want to fuck other people. They may want to fuck tentacles as well. If you're jealous of IMAGINARY GODDAMN TENTACLES, one thing you could do is try bondage with your girl. Tie her up and play with her, blindfold her and use soft rope so she can pretend tentacles have gotten her while you have your fun with her.
>>6728466
4/22
>>6728469
5/22
>>6728468
Well said..? A little harsh, but yes, this is generally the problem@OP
>>6728472
6/22
>>6728468
OP here
That's seriously one of the best advises I've seen yet, thanks for slapping me across the face and telling me to pull my fucking self together.
>>6728473
7/22
>>6728475
8/22
>>6728478
9/22
So long to go ;_;
>>6728480
10/22
>>6728482
11/22
>>6728432
hope that she will never buy a vibrator faggot
>>6728486
12/22
>>6728490
Grrrr
>>6728492
13/22
>>6728494
14/22
>>6728494
15/22
>>6728497
16/22
>>6728460
Thanks, I don't have this and it's relevent to my interests.
>>6728501
17/22
>>6728505
18/22
>>6728508
19/22
>>6728509
20/22
>>6728510
21/22
>>6728517
22/22
Finally!
>>6728502
You're welcome, friend
>>6728432
1)You bein' a dumb bitch.
2)You over thinkin' that shit.
3) What anon said. Ask her. Then figure out how to deal with your insecurity.
4) if she prefers entirely fictional sex objects to you you don't want to be with her anyway. No version of that ends well for you.
Got anything with tentacle girls?
>>6728534
Cuuuuute!
Post more please
>>6728432
As a tentacle loving femanon, I'll give my opinion.
She probably would prefer to have sex with a real live tentacle monster, after all, when are you going to ever get that chance again?
If you feel like her porn preferences are bothering you and possibly putting some stress on your relationship, sit down with her and talk about it. Reassure her that this tentacle fetish (and any other fetish) she has doesn't make you think any less of her and doesn't invalidate the relationship for you (even if it does).
The only person who could probably answer your question (or confirm your fears) is her.
Maybe try introducing the fantasy that you could turn into a tentacle monster and fuck her, or grow a tentacle like appendage. Not in a way that says, "I think you'd rather fuck a tentacle monster than me, so try this" but more subtle.
Congrats on being able to find a partner, especially one who's into /d/ stuff.
>>6728534
>>6728546
>>6728546
>>6728534
>>6728573
Huuu. Less cute...
>>6728432
>fill a long baloon with warm water
>rub it up with lube
>blindfold her
>rub it over her
>put your dick in
>???
>PROFIT
>>6728579
>this
>>6728432
realize that people have sexual fantasies that dont revolve around you
then get over it
Is this the male version of a woman finding out her husband is into futa?
>>6728432
Instead of literally feeling sexually threatened by imaginary monsters (kek), why don't you shell out for some sex toys and do some tentacle bondage roleplay. It would be stupid hot and she would definitely go crazy. No need to fight the fetish when you can just own it.
>>6728641
This
Y'know, I think this is the first time I've heard someone *complaining* that their SO is into tentacle stuff.
>>6728432
Thats actually strangly normal where i live with nerdy girls. No seriously we had consentacle art sold at a local con in the open and people bought it without bating an eye.
Is she on the tumblr?
>>6728607
Yes. Yes it is. Where finding your gf is into yaoi is like your gf finding your into traps.
OP,
My GF has an impregnation fetish. From the beginning, her attitude towards sex is very, "if it weren't for reality and babies being expensive, I'd only fuck bareback". So what I've been doing lately, is before I put the condom on, I throw / she pulls a blanket over her face (its happened both ways) and I talk dirty to her about taking her unprotected, make her ask for me to cum inside her. Your's is definitely more of an odd one to pull off, but I bet you can make it work.
>>6728432
If all else fails, just get some of the thickest, lengthiest dildoes you can buy, and advance on her making squelching noises. Or TALK TO HER about what she wants to do to with you to fufill her fantasies.
>>6728432
Most people, if they turn their imaginations towards the invention of phantasmagorical sex-monsters, can come up with something sexier than their current sex partner. Their current sex partner would be very silly to take this personally.
It's okay though. A lot of people wig out about their partners looking at porn at all, and they're usually coming from the same place, it's a common insecurity.
But, uh, yea. It doesn't matter who you are, your partner's fantasies are full of people or creatures sexier than you. That's how fantasies work.
>>6728947
What's with the blanket over the face? Also, just get her on some form of BC and have a blast.
>>6728461
Just realized that there's a video of that out called Magical Girl Sak. Thanks.
considering that they don't actually exist, anon, I'm sure you'll be fine.
>>6728432
Who knows? In 30 years maybe autonomic prosthetic tentacles will be a thing, of course by that point your girl will be too old to be thinking about anything erotic.
Too bad! Ha. Ha. Ha.
Just find a bisexual tentacle monster dude. It's not cuckoldry if you're getting some action too. Maybe it'll even turn you into a hot futa.
How self absorbed do you have to be to feel threatened by an imaginary appendage? It's a little presumptuous to think your girlfriend chose to be with you because she literally thinks you are the sexiest thing alive. Even normie couples talk about celebrities they want to bang. I don't expect my girlfriend to be into or even understand everything I like and I certainly don't expect her to get tentacle surgery to fulfill my boner's wishes.
>>6728461
That set ain't consensual tentacles, but it's still hot.
>>6728432
The depressing part is that one geneticist anon who says that graftable-sex-tentacles will never happen. BUT I STILL BELIEVE THERE IS A POSSIBILITY! LONG LIVE THE NEW FLESH!
>>6728447
She may be into them, but that doesn't mean they're the only thing interesting to her. She's with you after all, isn't she? If she only cared for consentacles, she probably wouldn't be having much sex with anyone at all. In terms of preference, you have to consider also that not many consentacles are going to be capable of being a partner in a relationship. Oh sure, it would be fun - like a really great sex toy - but there wouldn't be much else to it. So look at it that way - she's interested mostly in a particularly unique sex act. It doesn't mean it defines everything about her sexually.
>>6728432
Oh Anon, you shouldn't be worried that your girlfriend wants to have sex with tentacles!
No no. You should be worried that she doesn't really want to have sex with men. Kind of like how men sometimes like to watch lesbian porn because they can see porn with women being pleasured but no sweaty grunting man, tentacles offer women a way to watch a woman being pleasured via penitration without the presence of some shitty he-male gabbing his face off with inane dirty talk and demanding he be pleased. Sure she is attracted to men, and straight sex is her thing, the problem is in real life it comes attached to a neanderthal obsessed with his own phallus. But not in tentacle land. Oh yes... yes.. not in tentacle land.
Dude, OP, go here
http://bad-dragon.com//
Buy her a fucking tentacle dildo and use it on her while she fanaticizes. You will be able to be almost key to her fantasies and maybe enjoy seeing her. Try it. Don't be a 1st world bitch.
>>6729124
So she doesn't see me put the condom on and ruin the immersion. Also her doc won't give her BC unless she quits smoking, and she doesn't want to quit.
That said, I think the rabbit hole goes deeper than she's letting on, she does ERP and there's definitely some pregnancy content going on there.
>>6729884
Maybe buy her one of those dildos that squirt fake jizz?
i think theres more to the comic ive seen it before. i really love this one ^^ is there at least a name to it?
more to comic?
>>6729665
Makes me sad knowing that a giant, fat squid woman will never wrap me up in her tentacles, smother me, and fuck me senseless.
>>6728432
itt: masculinity so fragile it can't accept being less desirable than an entity of pure sexual bliss
>>6728432
Become better at consentacling her, fool.
Dude how many people on here wish they could do tentacle role play with their girlfriend/boyfriend (if they have SOs to begin with)? Be a man, talk to her about it, set a fantasy up, and fuck her senseless.
>>6731706
This. Get together, talk about your fetishes, and help your girl get off. Maybe she needs a special sex toy to help, maybe she just needs some textured rope. But here's the important thing:
A lot of guys get worried that a sex toy will replace them, ask yourself this: Did your fleshlight replace your girlfriend?
Well, I know what my next erotic novel's gonna be about
>Cucked by a Squid: Tale of the brokenhearted sailor
>>6732490
Japan's waay ahead of you, dude.
>>6732490
Where's my octopus NTR hentai starring OP
>>6728432
>I'm worried that I'm not the most sexually attractive thing that my girlfriend can possibly imagine
Holy fuck. Really?
>>6728432
>more of the thought that she would prefer to have sex with tentacles than with m
listen man, we all want to have sex with things/people that are better/more interesting/more fun than are partners. Its the afterwards that matters.
My GF would love to do animals for example but she can't date one.
>>6729884
How about a copper IUD instead of birth control?
Same effect, non-hormonal.
>>6728432
You've got some sort of psychological issue if the concept of your girlfriend having a fetish for an entity that doesn't exist is sexually threatening to you. But go ahead and make a thread about this on /adv/, I'm up for a laugh.
>>6728432
>buy tentacle dildos
>be the monster
roleplaying saves the day again
>>6728432
>>6728443
>>6728468
>>6728566
On this subject, I'm curious. Can I get a vote of how many of you would "cheat" on your SO if an opportunity to achieve your greatest sexual fantasy came up in your life?
>>6728947
My wife has an impregnation fetish.
We have five kids and a sixth on the way.
We couldn't be happier.
>>6728432
Of course she really wants tentacle sex. For the three minutes you're doing your best impression of a jackhammer, she's imagining powerful tentacles squirming inside of her every hole until she can't think. While you're in the bathroom putting your teaspoonful in the bin with the rest of the refuse, she's finishing herself off to the thought of her eggs being sprayed with gallons of tentacle cum until her belly swells up like a balloon.
I'm afraid you'll never be able to satisfy such a perverted, degenerate woman, so I recommend breaking up with her immediately. And giving me her number.
>>6734309
Ouch
>>6728432
>Consentacles
But all sex is rape.
t. Dworkin
>>6728432
Make your self a tentacle monster. Buy some of those 3 foot long flexible dildos(or longer). Attach dildos via rope (bondage/lashing style with multiple turns) to a belt. wear belt. You are now a tentacle monster.
Alternative.
Attach the dildos together in a star pattern. Attach to stuffed pillow case with goggly eyes. You now have a do it your self tentacle monster.
(haven't tried this myself)
>>6728432
Heh, a man is worried that his girlfriend has a fantasy that he cannot fulfil. You are always going to be with people that will have kinks that are either impossible to attain outside a fantasy setting or just too dangerous to attempt.
If you are seriously 25 and this concept worries you. There is a lot of growing up that you need to be doing.
Your issue is your own confidence that is turning this into a problem. You need to take a deep breath and understand that someone's kink is their kink and by being threatened by it is pretty useless since its one that cannot physically happen.
So what if she is fantasizing that you are a tentacle monster ravaging her, it that imagery pressed her fun button, but some motherfucking silicone tentacles and wear one as dammed strap on.
I have some pretty wild kinks that cannot happen in reality Things like extreme size play where the object is visibly deforming the midsection, cumflation because monstrous loads are oh so dammed good and interspecies impregnation luckily for my demented mind they can all fit into one ideal scene!
But if they could be become a reality, sign me the fuck up to become a hole wrecking monster.
If her desire to be ravaged by writhing tentacles bothers you that much, it might just be for the best if you split ways. Because nothing is more damaging to a relationship is having your sexual desires used as way of being shamed.
Hey you know what though there's ways to get that.
Get a bad dragon's basilisk wearable, A couple of gallons of come lube, A feal doe, tentacle bad dragon dildo with vibrator attachment, glue those last two together to provide a serviceable under cock, grab a couple of invasive tentacle latex implements, Poor everything liberal eat with mountains of come lube, turn off the lights, turn on the vibrating bed, get her high and have her come into your tentacle layer.
>>6734774
Heck just coat some restraints in latex and lube and you've got just a mildly more expensive bondage Game.
Hell I'm thinking about doing this now myself.
First of all, thanks to all the people who could manage to not sound condescending.
I mean, fudge was there a lot of belittlement happening here. It honestly baffles me a bit, that anons on /d/ of all people would be so intolerant/short tempered.
Sure, being in full-on-fap mode reduces any and all kind of patience - I get that. Happens enough times to myself.
Word of advice guys: get yourself to a colossal orgasm and come back once your brain got turned back on. (I didn't mean to sound insulting - I know my brain is out of town while I'm paying Wankville a visit.)
(And inb4: OP so butthurt! - I'm not lucky enough a bastard to even have a girlfriend.
For anyone not getting the hint: I'm not the OP.)
>>6730613
That... was difficult to understand. I think your question has already been answered though. Look for >>6729434 's comment.
>>6729838
>he-male
Fabulous dirty secrets were reveled to me the day I held aloft my mighty shaft and said: "By the power of skull-fucks!"
>guy gets electrocuted by some sextoy gone heywire shortly thereafter
I HAVE THE POWER!!!
(Sorry, your insight was surely helpful. I just couldn't think of anything else for 5 whole minutes. I had a blast laghing my ass off.)
>>6734309
>I'm afraid you'll never be able to satisfy such a perverted, degenerate woman, so I recommend breaking up with her immediately. And giving me her number.
Dick move!
Great sarcasm though! *thumbs up*
>>6728641
Seconding this, I doubt it has to be like full-on fake tentacles either. Maybe she just wants to suck on a dildo or two.
Your worry is totally normal, you want to satisfy your partner and that's wonderful! But you should stop worrying. Fantasies aren't real (but with imagination, you can help her roleplay it. And you get to be a multicocked sex beast in her mind)
>>6733935
You lucky... lucky bastard.
Are you a Fisherman? Are you worried about your wife?
Sexual fantasies are that; fantasies.
I mean hell, right now I'm sharing cum inflation and/or monster cock pictures with a female friend of mine because that's a massive, MASSIVE turnon for her. But after we got off together we talked about our week and our plans for tomorrow. ...While still looking at more pictures. In fact we've become closer and closer the more we explore each other's sexual fantasies. It helps build trust between us as we now know deeply personal things about one another and it helps relieve stress getting to say those out loud to someone listening. Being jealous over something not real is pointless and just damaging to your relationship and to yourself over some apparently very real self-esteem issues.
>>6732322
Thank you for changing my entire outlook on life.
>>6732490
Cucked by the Minotaur already exists so I can see this happening
how does one go about finding someone into /d/ things?
I'm into some stuff that some people on here would find degenerate so I have no idea where to start
>>6735280
I want this
>>6733784
Well, seeing as I'm in a relationship where communication works, I'd ask my partner if he was okay with it. Admittedly, given my fantasies, he'd be one of the crowd of assorted subs, tentacle creatures, monsters and the like bending to my every whim.
>>6728432
holy shit you're insecure
eewwww gross ewww
>>6728449
>the normalfags on /adv/ will be able to help anon here
>>6733935
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>money
>>6728432
You must BECOME the tentacle monster, anon.
https://www.etsy.com/shop/GespenstsFantasyGear/search?search_query=tentacle&order=date_desc&view_type=gallery&ref=shop_search
>>6728432
There's no way any human being could cater to every conceivable sexual fantasy of their partner. This much should be obvious.
You can't "wall off" your insecurities by somehow monopolizing her every thought (sexual or not) and she can't do the same for you either.
It just so happens that...
1) People don't always physically want to live out their porn kinks. Especially if they're strange, socially unacceptable, unattainable, or impractical in real life. (perhaps less importantly; It's also sometimes the case that the kink isn't about the thing happening to you, but rather about seeing it happen to someone else - and it's not always clear which of the two it is.)
2) Normal functioning people ROUTINELY choose to live with the fact that they can't literally get everything they might want - especially if getting that thing would make them lose somethin else they treasure (like a loving boyfriend who is cool and doesn't pester them about their kinks due to insecurities)
It's a part of a normal life.
She may enjoy thrills but she's smart enough to not want to jump off a cliff; it's a bad deal. She may enjoy consentacles but she's smart enough to not leave you for Xorgnax the Pleasure Organism in the year of our lord 2046 because she appreciates the 20 years of marriage you guys have had, despite the 10 years she spent hiding from you when you were being cybernetically puppeted during the Cyborg Wars.
3) You have to accept that you can't control her to ward off your insecurities; it's unsexy as fuck, drives her away, and actually makes you more vulnerable.
Accept and respect that she's an individual who has agency to make decisions that you can't limit or control - but trust that she can control herself like a sensible person, and make reasonable common sense choices.
And then, make sure to show appreciation when she does, as a form of positive reinforcement.
Only animals act on every impulse.
>>6735409
So if he wasn't ok with it, you wouldn't take that once-only offer?
>>6735828
>this
Even though I still have some trouble dealing with my gf being into rape porn
>>6729648
>55 is too old
you'd be surprised
>>6728432
To me it sounds like you got a really fun and exciting challenge on your hands - get your girl to where she wanna be. Anons already gave you a bunch of technical advise, so go for it.
Just think about it this way - you'll be the ONE to turn her dreams into reality, for me it sounds like a very personal connection just between you two.
>>6728432
Why not get some toys. Then while you fuck her pussy. Use a toy on her ass.
Experement, tie her up wear a rubber and fuck her mouth while fucking her ass and pussy with the toys
>>6728432
Think of it as porn you'd get to watch with her in it.
She wants to do something filthy. Indulge her. It's not like she'll stop having sex with you... probably.
>>6729454
We exist, for I am one. The fabled female. Fear not OP, most of us don't have any trouble thinking about your wiggle worm finding its way inside us <3
>>6733784
No, I've been cheated on before which hurt so bad that I swore to never cheat myself.
>>6738286
I feel you. So i told my gf that if we stayed in a relationship, it would have to be open. So now there's no cheating. Mostly we mess around with another couple our age.
>>6728432
She's obviously cheating on you with well-hung tentacle studs. You need to break up with her before you're cucked into having to raise tentacle babies pretending that aren't yours.
>>6728459
Do you have more of this one?
It's making me wet as all hell.
Also, OP, follow the advice in this thread, I wish I had someone to play Consentacle Monster with.
>>6738619
how do you play consentacle monster?
man your lucky OP, i'm not big into tentacles but having a girlfriend into some weird shit (as long as its not literal shit) would be cool because then i wouldn't feel self conscious
>>6728432
from standpoint of having severe anxiety most of my life. one of my past partners kept pressuring me into threesome with this guy who had a big dick, it made me feel like shit and i obsessed about feeling bad or inadequate.
moreso, my ex-partner made me feel like shit and was abusive and totally not sensitive to anxiety problems. much as she has "needs" so do you. first of all, you need to be open about your every anxiety. second of all you need to do everything you possibly can to work through your anxieties with whatever resources you have. meditation, therapy, controlled breathing, recognizing and forcibly stopping ruminating repeating thought patterns. finally, after all that, if your partner is still not sensitive enough to you and brings up things that make you anxious or make your feel like shit all the time you should consider breaking up. even if you love this person they can still be abusive. make sure she knows that you have anxieties about these things, communicate your needs. if she doesn't care about that, she is abusive and you should dump her ass find a more sensitive love because there are plenty out there.
this is probably going too far in saying that you might dump her, but if you have anxieties in the back of your head they will be easier for you to deal with if you bring them to the forefront of your consciousness in the context of a safe and loving relationship or with a good therapist or in a meditative trance or whatever space you have to re-process bad shit that goes on in your head.
end of my story, got out of abusive relationship and worked on myself. had a long string of non-relationship sexual encounters that boosted my confidence, went to therapy for a brief to get the tools to deal with anxiety on my own. now i realize i got above average dick, that guy has a huge dick that i now have the confidence to say id love to suck. new girlfriend who is extremely sensitive to anxiety and extremely hot to me amazing sex etc.
>>6738924
moral of the story: surround yourself with the resources you need to create a support network for anxiety and talking about anxiety. this is a labor, it takes active effort to keep a support network for yourself. friends, family, counseling, therapy, meditation, exercise if you feel like it, long walks, swimming, etc. seek out these things. make sure your relationship is a safe place to talk about your anxieties that affect the relationship. it takes effort to communicate, don't let anxieties ruminate spiraling around endlessly in the back of your head silently, work on positive ways to talk about them. consider if you have anxieties about your gf with tentacles maybe you also have sexual thoughts about that, work on removing the negativity and anxiety or shame that would be associated with any of your fetishes for a huge boost in confidence. if the same is related to societal pressure, remember that ultimately no one really gives a fuck about your sex stuff no matter what nasty stuff they say.
>>6728432
OP you need to consider reality here. And I don't mean that tentacles don't exist.
What I mean is that people are complex and want more in life than a fuck. Which lewd faggots on the internet usually fail to comprehend, because that's the one part of biological human needs they don't get, and so it's all they can think about.
Maybe she would like to fuck a tentacle thing consensually if it wouldn't kill or maim her. Would you want to fuck 8 perfectly-undistinguishable fembots with perfectly designed robo-future-pussies? You don't need to answer that in your head.
But would that change if it would ruin your relationship with someone you really like, who can accept you, and who actually exists? Don't paint your girlfriend as some sex-crazed lunatic without giving her any chance because she has human desires and fantasies. Work with her natural animal self on that, not against it. If you really love her, you'll be able to recognize that she has to live with herself, and you'll be able to live with her too. Dare I say, you might want to.
>>6728450
>aloud
You must be 18+ to browse this webzone
>>6738740
Same anon, but usually through text/chat if not in person, if in person, get some nice toys like some of the other posts have suggested.
Also, /r/ing more consentacle. I need it.
>>6728432
She probably likes to imagine you growing some tentacles and having wild tenta sex with you, if she has any actual desire to fuck tentacles. But usually, it's just a fantasy. Most have no actual desire to fuck squid and octopi, or would really want to fuck a mindless mass of tentacles. Well...not the sane ones anyway. Don't worry. She ain't gonna go off and fuck the first tentacle monster to be discovered the minute it shows up on the news. It'd probably be absolutely terrifying and unfuckable in reality.
>>6728432
which would she prefer to have sex with?
probably the tentacle creature.
which would she prefer to spend time with in a lasting and meaning full way?
almost certainly you.
if sex, in and of it's self, is the ENTIRE basis of your relationship.you have bigger problems.
in short, remember that love is more important to a relationship than lust.
>>6728432
bugger off back to leleddit with your consentacles
No chance in hell she's ever replacing you with a tentacle beast, since those don't exist, so you may as well grab a blindfold, some rope and dildos and play into her fantasy. Take advantage of it.
>>6728573
god i find this really hot
reverse image search gets me nothing though :c
>>6728432
Kill yourself
>>6728432
>it's more of the thought that she would prefer to have sex with tentacles than with me
I think the problem is you are equating all sex.
Sex with a partner is different then sex with someone/thing that is not your partner.
I'm not really equipped with the words to properly explain it right now because of insomnia and allergies. But someone having sexual fantasies that exceed reality does not make what they have with you less special or valuable.
Looks like i'll need to reupload the work in progress irl concentacles guide, since there's been some suggestions of such stuff in this thread.
And now i'm reminded of how incomplete that guide is. It still needs instructions on the following:
Making tentacle slime
Fake tentacle cum
Temperature control
Small-scale fabrication of silicone tentacle dildos because what's avalible commercially is both very expensive and not entirely suitable for the tentacle experience.
>>6728947
pull out? or birth control pill/ring? vasectomy?
>>6742619
>Pulling out
You do know that isn't a valid way of preventing pregnancy, right?
and the award for the most stupidly insecure dumbass goes to OP.
>>6728432
use an octopus while having sex ;O!
>>6741490
It's so incomplete that it probably wouldn't help at the moment, but sure, here's the current version.
http://www.mediafire.com/download/bnwcz8bl78b9wkq/Consentacles+v0.1.1.pdf
In other news, i'm surprised that the previous version received over 200 downloads.
>>6728432
>I have a gf
>I have problems
Stopped reading right there, normie! >>>/sp/catalog is that way.
>>6728432
Have you tried becoming a tentacle monster?
>>6736814
Rape porn is probably one of the higherups in the "i like this in porn but not happening to me" list.
>>6743743
fuck you
>>6728579
Don't mind me, just taking notes for my bf
>>6728573
This reminds me of a dream I had.
>>6728566
Man up and get yourself some tentacle dildos and vibes for roleplay.
Throw on some green and purple body paint, surprise her in a dark room and enjoy that you found a fellow /d/eviant.
Now get in there deep, take what's yours by giving her what she wants and enjoy the ride of your life.
Not gonna lie, if sentient tentacle monsters existed I would totally fuck them instead of men.
They don't though, so you're probably fine, especially since I'm gonna take a wild guess and say that the hottest woman you can imagine actually exists.
>>6729699
Those eyes.. this puts the BF-stand-in into consentacles.
>>6745932
You've gotta be kidding. Who would want to fuck something other than their own kind, you don't know what kind of foreign disease they carry. Too much pressure and they could kill you by force or through internal bleeding.
If the people in this thread were called out for their tentacle fetish, the grand majority of you all would be exiled.
>>6745972
>what if this imaginary creature made for sex actually couldn't fuck you
Fuck off to your 360 futa threads, vanillafag.
>>6728432
OP,
Seriously, you may actually be gifted. She is wanting a sensual, sensory-oriented experience. If you make love to her, make it slow, wet, tactile, and teasing. Try blindfolding her, tie her hands together, and then stroke her naked body with several feathers. At first she'll be all "what is this about" but after 10 minutes her nipples will be hard and she'll wetten up a bit. You can use your imagination from there.
Some other ideas:
Turkish bath with lots of soap. Make sure you shave up and take off as much body has as possible. She's the loofa.
Oil massage, starting with her limbs, then neck, shoulders, back, ass (seriously, if you can massage a girls ass with oil, she'll be on fire), and then...
More traditional bondage, using light materials like silk or nylon. Make it feel sheer and light, tease her while she is tied.
You're really missing out on a lot of fun. And if you find that "sweet spot" that she craves, she'll beg you for more.
I still don't get why young men can't figure out this shit. If the woman is horny, she is horny. She's a person who has needs, including getting royally fucked and cumming hard enough to break any bondage ropes or poles you attach her to. Just figure out how to fulfill her needs and she'll stay by your side.
>>6745972
Don't pretend /b/ isn't full of bestiality threads all day.
I, for one, would totally fuck a bald three boobed female equivalent mermaid from planet X.
Unless her genitals are filled with teeth. that's a deal breaker.
>>6745978
being this triggered
>>6737694
you're 15? What are you doing on here, kid? This is 18+
>>6746290
55 - 30 = 15
Good job /d/
>>6746292
I wish i could say I was trolling....but
1.I have had 6 ales from ALDI's, i am pissed as a part.
2.I never got a passing maths GCSE
3. have i mentioned that I suck and im sorry and ohhh nooooooooo....!
>>6746303
>2.I never got a passing maths GCSE
How the fuck did you even manage to make a numbered list that's in the correct order?
>>6728432
The real question here is; how did someone as insecure as you, manage to get a girlfriend?
>>6728468
This is the most sensible thing I've read so far. The amount of insecurity in this thread is astounding!
>>6746486
kys
>>6740384
Artist is hypno hatter
There's really nothing to worry about OP, that is until she also confesses that she has a vore fetish, and you find recipe books that detail methods to roast large animals laying around the house.
>>6748536
topkek
>>6728432
Like many other anons before me have said - you should just sit down and talk to your lady about her kinks. What parts about tentacles does she like? The domination? The multiple penetrations? The bondage?
All of those can be achieved with some roleplaying and some extra toys/research.
>>6746410
Hey man, we've all got our strengths and weaknesses.Yours is being a cunt.
>>6728447
Well then you've got nothing to worry about. They're as imaginary as she is.
>>6728432
Want to blow her mind? Support her kinks and buy Splorch or Krubrera (without telling her), do some mild bondage (make her swallow peeled grapes while blindfolded? I don't know, be creative), and as a finale lay a few eggs.
Everyone has kinks. The best part of being in a relationship is growing the trust to share them, and know that you'll still be supported by your mate.
https://www.primalhardwere.com/category/ovipositors?adult_confirm=true
>>6749888
While tentacles and oviposition frequently go together, they are not the same fetish.
>>6749888
And, of course, the same company sells regular tentacles.
https://www.primalhardwere.com/category/tentacles
New version of Concentacles IRL guide now up. Includes information on X-Lube and Starch based slime.
And I still haven't written anything on the tentacles themselves yet because my priorities are amazing.
http://www.mediafire.com/download/8vp4xn7nn0z8lpa/Consentacles+v0.1.2.pdf
>>6749888
Hey OP, read this. No seriously. Read and follow every word of this.
Just about every on /d/ has a fantasy that trumps our real life, and we'd happy trade reality for.
Life is a compromise. A series of compromises. Your GF will love you more than those tentacle fantasies, by making those fantasies as real as possible.
Be the tentacle, and you'll have her heart.
>>6728456
Oh god. Been there. Got a girlfriend into dogs, then we picked one out together. We went with a mutt pup that ended up being probably part Great Dane. Because she was banging it from when it was small, she stretched as it grew and it gradually maxed out at like 9 inches, half again as large as I am. Her cunt ended up useless for me. Had to make do with her ass once or twice a week and usually a blowjob daily, usually while the dog had her bent over.
Ended up talking her into letting me take a side lover since she had the dog. We drifted apart and split, but since I trained the dog and she had always submitted to it, last I talked to her she was basically the dog's bitch. He growled and nipped at her for food, sex, and walks. She seemed to like the arrangement.
>>6750564
Gandhi Edition: Be the tentacle your girlfriend wishes to see in this world.
>>6748406
that smirk anyone have more images with women smirking with tentacles?
>>6750682
>>6749888
I have a wife similar to OPs, but more into tentacle rape. This is my plan, since science has not brought us biomods yet.
I used to worry about it, but it's much like my love of futanari. A fantasy can't always be fulfilled, but the next best thing can be brought with some ingenuity and imagination.
>>6750570
Got any stories? Hot honestly.
>>6728432
That ho is gonna leave you for an octopus
>>6751129
>>6750570
It's just important to differentiate bestiality from a /d/ fetish to the OP. Bestiality is very real, and while illegal, yes, some do choose to live that lifestyle.
To the OP, you don't have to worry about this moral hazard.
The likelihood of a consentacle coming to whisk my GF off her feet, is about as likely as Asuka Langley Soryu knocking on my door, and putting a bondage collar on me.
My GF gets tied to the bed, I get to put a red plugsuit on her. That's how it works in good relationships.
Fetishes are best expressed with a partner there to help you. The OP's GF probably *wants* her boyfriend to prop up and fulfill her fantasy.
>>6736813
I would not, no. However, I do think he would be.
>>6728579
>Sensible advice on 4chan
I never thought I'd see the day
>>6751129
Tons, but as mentioned, /d/ isn't the place for it. All I'll say is the problem was entirely on my end. It wasn't that my dick wasn't enough for her, but that she wasn't tight enough for me anymore. Dogs have no stamina. They last like 3 minutes at the very most, so banging him actually trained her to cum faster, and when she couldn't, she ended up hot and bothered and coming to me to finish. But I have Delayed Ejaculation and take 40+ minutes and hard stimulation in order to orgasm.
Stretching her out made it impossible for me to reach climax with her vaginally, even as she came repeatedly thanks to her newly enhanced libido. Before we got the mutt she'd cum once or twice in 40 minutes of sex. After, it'd be more like 5-10 times. For a while it was her favorite way to drift off to sleep at night, but then I started resenting her for having more orgasms while I had fewer. That's what split us up.
>>6728432
As a woman who is into that sorta thing, I say don't worry about it. If they were real, I bet that you'd still have a great relationship, just with extra more flexible dicks
>>6735095
Yeah, until they need to go to college.
>>6728432
Unless it becomes a serious issue with her, just try something simple like incorporating bondage. Thick smooth ropes could work. Could even look into a Tentacle dildo from Bad Dragon.
Too bad getting ropes with segments of something soft and squishy like silicone to wrap about during a bind is practically unfeasible. (to my knowledge)
>>6735824
This reminds me of my favorite question. Would you rather be a shapeshifter, or marry a shapeshifter?
>>6733784
not me, because my partner would be in there (on there?) with me.
>>6733784
My SO would be part of it. My greatest fantasy would be to fuck them into a sex coma that bimbofies them. I want to bang them until their brain figuratively melts out their ears. Teach them to think only with their pussy, ass, throat, or whatever else is full of my dick at a given moment.
>>6729648
Think about the fact that STD transmission is a common problem in elderly communities. Then realize your grandparent(s) are having waaay more sex than you considered.
>>6728474
chick here
I do like tentacles (although more of the rapey sort) but that does not get in the way with the great (althought vanilla) sex that I have with my boyfriend. I like my sex vanilla and my porn "fantasy" (i actually can not watch 'real' porn as i find it too gross and unappealing lol). Although I do find that sometimes if i am in the mood for tentacles with my boyfriend, i just pretend that his tongue is a large one while hes eating me out and just that really does do the job for me to get off.
>>6759095
in other words you should be fine if your girl doesnt expect an fantasy to be a reality. That would be retarded, just like you freaking out and being jealous of fictional tentacles is retarded
>>6741485
Temperature control can be achieved with the heating pipes in heating stones for reptiles. Casting silicone works surprisingly well with Styrofoam. (You can build structures with scraping tools and heat)
>>6735828
You are a beautiful being.
>>6734753
Your fetish is the opposite of one of mine. Saddle me up on that bitch breaker and make our babies swim in your jizz as you pound me through my (potentially horrific) pregnancy! I want my breast to envelop your mass and milk you as my own makes the perfect lube and (attempt to) swallow your load making it impossible tell the difference between pregnancy and the sloshing of cum.
On topic, tentacles are notoriously unrelenting and fill the deepest places touching every erogenous zone thrusting, sucking, stuffing, dominating, violating, with so many sizes, shapes, textures *moans*
(●°_°●)....
What I'm saying is: it's just a fantasy that chances are she won't experience and you really don't have to feed into or pay attention to.
If she can tell you that she loves you, say it back. You'll only make her afraid to talk to you.
>>6736814
>trouble dealing with my gf being into rape porn
Holy shit, this one is the easiest fantasy to do.
While you fuck her, grab her wrists and wisper to her >Now you can't escape, i got you and i'm gonna do whatever i want with you/try to escape and see for yourself/etc
Continue the normal sex while holding her for half a minute or so, and see how she reacts. My gf love it, even if it's like a minute inside an hour long sex section.
As for OP, as a lot of people said here, buy some toys and go to town.
>>6728443
Same. I fucking love inanimate transformation, especially if it comes with disposal at the end. But I wouldn't go around turning women into condoms or get turned into a pair of panties myself if I could.
>>6734309
Fuck off octopus. Stop stealing our surface women.
>>6748536
>and you find recipe books that detail methods to roast large animals laying around the house.
nb4 To Serve Man
>when you get cucked by an octopus
People are so stupid and programmable that if you draw anything with bright and shiny colors with naked people getting off somehow, it will turn into someone's fetish.
>>6733784
Haha jokes on you cheating is my greatest sexual pleasure!!!
>>6728432
have you tried not being a bitch?
>>6729665
Fucking hell, thank you. I didn't know lazorchef had a website; I've been trying to track down one of his straight shota pics for two years.
Dude, girls are so picky about "dirty" things going in their vagoos, I'm guessing like 5% of people who fantasize about tentacles would actually let a slimy filthy animal give them some kind of nasty cooch infection that will stink for weeks.
>>6761114
This is just so not true. Some of my favorite fantasies to masturbate to are not things I would be likely to ever enjoy in real life. Just because the idea of something is super hot doesn't mean the reality would be.
I like tentacle sex because bondage and multiple penetration are my top two fetishes. So I also find MFM threesomes and some gangbang porn pretty hot, but I actually don't like casual sex in real life, so I wouldn't do that. Pregnancy, breast expansion, and lactation are also kind of hot to me, but that doesn't mean I want to deal with the realities of being pregnant, and I already am at the upper end of available bra sizes, so the last thing I'd want to deal with in real life is bigger boobs. I kind of doubt sex with a tentacle monster would be 100% safe if they existed, so I can't say I want to make it a reality. Bondage and multiple penetration using *toys* are the only aspects of those fetishes that I actually like to make a reality.
>>6765685
>So I also find MFM threesomes and some gangbang porn pretty hot, but I actually don't like casual sex in real life, so I wouldn't do that.
Group sex isn't necessarily casual sex.
That said, yeah, people fantasize about stuff they'd be uncomfortable with in reality all the fucking time. I get off thinking about my girlfriend clawing my skin up, but when she so much as bites me I panic at the perceived threat. Fortunately she has no such reservations.
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>>6728432
>Most recent SMBC
Someone's been browsing /d/ for ideas.
>>6728432
Who wouldn't prefer tentacles over human sex?
Seriously, some fuckin people here...
>>6728447
You can find other women attractive, but never have sex with them right? You'd probably still prefer your ladyfriend over them right? I bet it's a similar thing.
>>6753230
This is a tough question; Marrying a shapeshifter would be fucking awesome since you'd get the best sex ever.
Being a shapeshifter however would have uses outside of sexual intercourse. The decision is tough, it really depends on what's more important to you and if you have uses for being a shapeshifter outside of sex.
>>6767283
Tentacles make him feel inadequate. He can't cope with the fact that fictional sex monsters could fuck better than him.
>>6735280
i was gonna read that but pic related was further up on my to do list
>>6728432
Go to baddragon, they have tentacle dildos of all sizes. If that doesnt wet her panties try the chain trick.
Step 1. See if she has a metal allergy. If she doesnt you may proceed to the following steps.
Step 2. Go to your local hardware store and buy like a foot or more of standard sized, nickel plated chain. Make sure the links have no rough edges or sharp spurs.
Step 3. Wash that shit. Use rubbing alcohol first to disinfect the chain and then wash thoroughly in warm soapy water (I recommend dawn dish soap to get all the machine oil off)
Step 4. Repeat step 3 at 1-2 more times
Step 5. Let it drip dry or place it on a clean towel
Step 6. Get your lady warmed. Dont skimp on the foreplay. Suck her clit, get a hitachi, just something to get her going.
Step 7. Lube the chain. Like so much lube. If you think you used enough, you didnt.
Step 8. Slowly begin to insert the chain link by link into her squish mitten. Pinching may and will occur. You will be amazed how much of the chain can fit in.
Step 9. Lube. Just more.
Step 10. When it feels like no more will fit in her continue the foreplay. If she likes the idea of tentacles stick a couple fingers inside and move the chain around a bit.
Step 11. Keep her on edge as long as possible and when she says she is going to cum do your best beyblade impression and let'er rip
Step 12. Bask in the glory of giving your lady the best O of her life
Post more Consentacles! I demand them!
This is kind of a bizarre question, but are there any vocaroos or something of femanons role-playing being fucked by tentacles?
>>6774310
I wish! Shoot, I'd do it myself if I really felt like it.
>>6775140
Aww man. What a shame!
>>6746410
Dyscalculia is a thing bro and it's basically never diagnosed because it's easier to assume that a kid's permafucked in the head/a black than try and figure out why it takes them a minute to add two double digit numbers together (while you're working double shifts on a shit salary)
>>6774310
I might do one in the future, do you have any request for the setting/content?
>>6776575
How about it lives in your basement, and after a long hard day of work, you decide that you'd love to visit your lover/pet?
I would absolutely have sex with a tentacle monster if they existed. Thing is, to me it would be more like using a fancy sex toy than cheating on my boyfriend. Lucky for me, he's expressed interest in wanting to watch me get fucked by a tentacle monster, anyways. It's great being in a relationship where you share your top fetish.
Alright I'll GTFO now.
>>6728432
Shes gonna leave you for a tentacle monster you better just dump her now.
yea OP im with everyone saying you're being a dumbass faggot. thats like saying you're worried because your GF would fuck Brad Pitt if given the chance. grow up and fuck your GF bro
>>6753230
Definitely be a shapeshifter. Even before the nonsexual perks of shapeshifting, I'd be more interested in being able to do more things than in just having someone else try to fulfill my fantasies.
>>6728443
Im glad im not the only one that worries about this. Partner loves vore, im semi into it but i worry hey might like vore more than having sex with me. As if they get turned on more into vore than doing the real thing.
I wish my gf was into this shit, she likes anime and stuff, but when it comes to sex, shes about as vanilla as they come, and it blows not being able to bond over something like this...
>>6753230
Marry a shapeshifter.
Then I could live out all of my /d/ related fantasies with my shapeshifting husbando.
All the Consentacles and More!
Now post more Consentacles, I'm lonely.
>>6776768
Both you and bf should kill yourselves. The gene pool would suffer no loses.
>>6779050
>Goes on /d/ in a Consentacle thread.
>Chastises Femanon and her bf for liking Consentacles.
>While on /d/.
Okay then.
>>6732322
It kinda did actually. The sex toy felt so good and I just became desensitized to sex. So we eventually drifted and ended the relationship.
I'm warning you blokes, never bring sex toys into a serious relationship. The one receiving pleasure will grow attached to it and the one using said toy on you will be extremely jealous.
It will fuck up your relationships directly or indirectly. Your partner will secretly detest your need to use said toy (my gf even suggested I get the toy in the first place).
It slowly burned her up inside and the relationship along with it.
So kids, keep the toys for when you're single. If you need any external pleasure, take it from me, you're being a massive dick to your partner and you will lose their love (even if they enjoyed giving it to you initially).
You all need to go out more and learn about life.
>>6779050
did you forget which board you are on, anon?
>>6728432
Be proactive. Get some long strips of cloth or something, cover it in lube, tell her to close her eyes and drag it across her body. Tie her up with them... you can slowly drag the cloth in a corkscrew around her arm before tying up her wrists, too, get the "feel" of something's long tentacles wrapping around her. Get a long, flexible dildo or something and go to town. Be creative... if she wants tentacles, give her some fucking tentacles.
>>6779065
>Lectures us on needing to get out and learn about life.
>Believes that his own sexual experiences are universal to all humans.
This guy.
>>6779065
>Sex toys are bad and ruin everything in a relationship
If you only you spend half as much time into learning how to enjoy sex as you did sticking your dick in a silicon toy, maybe then you wouldn't had ended up as such a "wise" self cucking faggot. Sex is awesome if you know how to do it right, and toys simply add a whole new dimension to it for both parties to enjoy.
>>6780088
He probably does have a point. Femanon here. I have a weird consent - tentacle fantasy (much like what OP is/was afraid of) and it's really pushing my current bf away. I usually can't get off unless he's using a dildo on me and I once let it slip that I wish his penis was shaped like the dildo and I immidiately regretted it, even though it truly was how I felt. He barely gets any action because I got too selfish and I fucking hate it. Help me.
I think its the fact that the woman would like to actually get off during sex, most of the times a guy blows his load once and then is like "i'm done" while the girl is left unsatisfied. Tentacles however would bascally keep going as long as you want, they wouldn't get tired or anything. Its kinda the problem with guys and girls, guys can get off in a very short time, while for a woman it can take quite a bit of time depending.
>>6780396
Literally being this retarded
He clearly said his gf suggested he use it and did not say that he actively replaced her with it. He probably asked said gf to use it on him often, which made her feel inadequate no matter what her initial thoughts were.
I can understand how he feels though, my current bf has a mff fetish and I don't wanna bring in another girl so I got a sex toy (i didn't have a problem with a fucking toy) to help him but he's using it like every fucking time we have sex. It's not personal anymore. It's like he just wants pleasure and not intimacy. I mean sure I'm happy I'm making him happy but I'm doing that through satisfying a role that's neither myself nor part of my wants.
You guys are lucky if you're okay with this. You better appreciate it.
>>6780550
>It's like he just wants pleasure and not intimacy.
Some people enjoy pleasure-focused fucking an intimacy in the foreplay/after-cuddling. Some people do entirely intimate sex with little-to-no foreplay and then fall asleep in each others' arms, and some people just fuck and then roll over to sleep, followed by waking up the next morning giggling to each other. And everything in between.
In other words, ask what his mushy-lovey moments are with you, and see where you each can attend to the other's needs, so you can both potentially learn to share them. Also maybe ask what he thinks about when he uses the toy. Don't just let your ideas boil inside you - voice your concerns but always be open to being in the wrong or mistaken.
>>6780765
Actually, we talked about this after I had that rant, I kinda had the last straw. He said he admits that sex is only about pleasure now that his fantasies are into play and his instincts kick in. I mean I don't blame him, that's kinda what hapoens right?
He said he enjoys being with me outside of sex but admits that during sex he doesn't imagine me there. His mff fetish is like him and two random girls, not me and random. When sex is done he asks me if it was okay and I say yes because I don't wanna hurt his feelings. Then we cuddle a bit and sleep. Outside of sex is okay though, I guess.
>>6780433
Just throw the dildo away, apologize, and give him the best apology sex ever.
Don't even look at any dildo again.
>>6780433
Have you tried taking turns? Sex doesn't have to conclude with simultaneous orgasms from penetration to be satisfying, let him get you off with the dildo and then do something for him that he likes. I don't think wanting to indulge in your fantasy with him makes you selfish, in fact being able to share it with him at all is a strong indicator of trust.
>>6780550
Doesn't it seem like the problem lies with his attitude toward sex and intimacy, not the toys involved? From his perspective during sex you are no less a toy than the one you brought into the bedroom. I don't think I could be with anyone who is mentally kicking me out of bed while we have sex. To be fair, you are lying to him about being okay with it, so he can't exactly do anything about it, can he?
