Captions of any sort are welcome.
I'll start us off with some OC.
And that's all the OC I've got for now.
>>5695408
1/4
>>5695589
2/4
>>5695590
3/4
>>5695594
4/4
I've made a few. with some snooping you can find them out there on the net. I'll post a few for you guys/gals here.
one more? okay.
Best threads on /d/.
>>5696241
caption: "a title or BRIEF explanation appended to an article, illustration, cartoon, or poster."
in other words, mm mmm nigga i aint readin all dat shit
>>5696650
I love this guy
>>5696650
>Shitpost: The bitching faggot
>>5696650
So simple a caveman can fap to it!
>>5696703
11/10 Would fap so hard I start bleeding again
>>5696650
You know what we mean.
>>5696703
Oh god my dick is spewing molten lava.
>>5697416
You should talk to a doctor about that.
... or maybe a geologist.
Any captions involving latex?
>>5697625
You mean like this?
>>5697666
I would really like to give you a like.
But there is no like button,
so I will give you a like like this
Here is the like: like
sincerly, random internet stranger
(made me laugh, good one!)
amidoinitrite.jpg
>>5695475
this one was fantastic. could you do more like it, preferably using po-ju pics?
A while back someone did a caption involving GlaDoS training a man to prematurely ejaculate in one of these threads and I'm having a bitch of a time finding it again. Anyone care to repost it?
Any other caps with a premature ejaculation training theme would be awesome too.
>>5697666
>Tex-bro-internetbumb
Good job
>>5698209
The mental images it conjures are really something.
Like the court hearing that resulted in the "papers" Wonder if the small octopus (in a tuxedo of course) delivered a touching speech octodad style
>>5698593
I still have it, it's not on this computer though. I'll post it for you later tonight.
Trying to find a caption of this image. Involved magic and mind control.
>>5699108
Hard to get behind this one knowing that's Madeline from Dragon's Dogma.
>>5699121
Well when there are caption request threads, people just use whatever pictures are offered.
>>5699075
This one?
>>5699147
Yes! Thanks
http://exhentai.org/s/8c7e0087c9/733715-334
Either debt repayment, bad meetings or simply congenital sluttyness combined as mommy issues as a cause.
Corruption, prostitution, group sex.
Since loli isn't allowed, feel free to post a puush link or simply dump the text.
>>5696650
Oh god, if only. Some of these folks could write entire novels of smut, hell they usually have half of it on the pic already.
As the illegitimate daughter of a scumbag brothel owner, she was put to work as soon as possible.
Once she turns 18 in a few days, she'll finally be free from her father's grasp but before that, he plans on squeezing as much money as possible from her one last time.
Have fun.
>>5699290
>>5699293
>>5699296
>>5699189
It really isn't that bad. Long as it's not including pointless "scenes" that don't appear in the picture, it's all good
>>5699040
Awesome. Thanks!
>>5700222
>Dat twitst
Very nice
Requesting a caption using this pic about a world where all men are sissified traps, and women/futa are dominant. The two traps used to be hiding, and resisting the new order before being captured and "reeducated". Now, they're eagerly awaiting their new lives of servicing their mistress, and talk about how great it is being a sissy, and how stupid they were for thinking that women and futa weren't superior.
>>5698593
>>5699550
Here you go. Sorry, I kind of forgot I promised you this.
The caption's by Enter; he has at least one more premature ejaculation themed caption up on the booru, I think.
>>5701475
Kickass. Better late than never, buddy.
>>5701750
In context, I feel like "better early than never" is more appropriate... :p
>>5701839
I saw what you did there.
Shit, now i'm reading everything in her voice
>>5702066
Think about Morgan Freeman.
>>5702054
Too soon, man, too soon.
Damn does /d seem to like its' captions longcatlong.
>>5702097
???
>>5702109
It's another joke
"When does a premature ejaculator come?"
>Too soon, man, too soon.
>>5702119
Well, I don't know how that one slipped by me when I got the first one. Whoops.
whats the /d/ caption website
I have a lot of pics that I'd like to create filthy hot captions on, but I dont know how to make them. I dont own photoshop, what else can I use to creat them and make them look good?
>>5702381
the GIMP is what I use for approximately all of my image manipulation.
http://www.gimp.org/
>>5702381
pirate it, use paint.net, or use gimp
Will Gimp let me add text to pics like that look like this?
>>5701475
I think the whole 'pic on the left, ugly text box on the right' thing is unappealing.
Bump.
Anybody have any InCase captions?
>>5702703
>>5702706
Requesting either oa prequel or a sequel to this.
The prequel would be about her awakening as a slut and what gave her enough confidence to try a gangbang marathon.
The sequel would be about a large bunch of fans kidnapping her and trying to emulate her last movie but failing miserably as she has already taken much harsher poundings.
If spiral is here, I don't mean to be rude, but do you have that x-com caption finished?
I made this one.
feel free to discuss.
praise or bash? I can take it.
>>5702750
Ehh, feels too much like the class select in an RPG.
>>5702750
Good, but badly needs seven sequels. One for the point of view of each choice (including male), and the 6th for the escape attempt. Good luck!
>>5698593
I don't mind doing more, if you've got a picture you'd like to suggest. Here, have an incredibly old and shitty one I did when I was first starting out in the meantime.
>>5702411
I think so, yes. I don't know if you can add Stroke to text in Gimp though, so your text might be a bit harder to read.
>>5702985
>I don't know if you can add Stroke to text in Gimp though, so your text might be a bit harder to read.
You can. How exactly you do so changed from 2.6 to 2.8, though.
In 2.8 you go like this:
* Create the text layer with the text, and put it in place
* Create a transparent layer underneath
* Right-click the text layer, and select "text to path"
* Go to the "select" menu and click "from path"
* Use the "select" menu to adjust the selection (e.g., use "grow" for a hard border, or "feather" for a soft border)
* Color the selection in on the transparent layer you added in step 2
If you want (solid) outlines on your text "automatically"/"naturally", use a vector drawing program like "Inkscape" and change the outline color.
http://www.inkscape.org/
... I personally find adding the text box to be simpler and more elegant, though.
>>5702411
>>5703347
There are tradeoffs between the textbox method and the text-on-image method.
Putting the text within the image visually integrates the words into the scene, but by doing so you run the risk of obscuring the picture, thus defeating the point of the caption. For this method to work, the caption you want to add should be fairly short and there should be sufficient blank space in the image to work with.
If you want to add more than just a few lines of dialogue, or are concerned about the text obscuring the image, adding a textbox is the better option.
>>5703649
I feel like if you're writing a wall of text, you're doing something wrong.
>>5703651
This whole thread is "walls of text" but a lot of them are well written and nice companions to the pictures. What exactly do you mean?
>>5703869
Not him, but I agree. If they want walls of text, then why add a picture? They made short stories, not captions. I'd put a caption at less than three paragraphs, 3-5 sentences per paragraph.
>>5703963
Most of these are that short though.
>>5703975
Yup.
>>5704513
Well I did say "most..."
Lets just say that a good rule is that the image should physically be half the total size of the image, if not more. That is obviously not the case on that one.
>>5704530
This is a good rule. Also that the text should never be smaller than 12pt; if I can't comfortably see the image and read your caption at the same time, go back and try again.
>>5704575
Agreed. Another thing I don't like is when there's a harsh color contrast like pink text on a white background, and after I'm done reading, I have lines of text burned into my vision for like five minutes.
There was this one caption that was about some amazon tribe and it ended with a bit of netorare, anyone got it?
>>5704575
The way I use to check if the font size is okay is to put the image full screen. If the text isn't clearly legible at that size, it's too small.
>>5702985
hey Enter, guy who requested glados caption here, just expressing my thanks again. So uhh... Thanks.
Requesting the caption of the octopuss lady draging a man into her tank and having sex with him till he drowns
Wheres a good place to find a load of /d/ styled caption pics?
>>5702731
alright. That is a lot of text.
>>5705214
>>5704721
No problem. Like I say, I don't mind doing more if you have a picture you want to be captioned. I'd normally find some myself but premature ejaculation training is kind of a specific theme, so it's hard to find pictures that fit.
Unless you don't really care about the 'training' aspect and are fine with just regular premature ejaculation/humiliation stuff, I guess.
>>5702985
>>5705247
>I don't mind doing more, if you've got a picture you'd like to suggest.
Lemme see what I can pull together other than this one. And yeah, the training aspect is a bit specific, but it's also kind of central to what's hot about it for me... "Ruining" people is a recurring theme in my kinks, so the notion of taking a guy (or futa) and turning them into hair triggers (ideally against their will) is just SO deliciously wrong.
>>5705247
>>5705405
OK, dumping the choice ones (don't want to take up too much image cap with non-captions).
>>5705247
>>5705415
>>5705247
>>5705416
>>5705247
>>5705417
This one and the next one could also tie into a penis-shrinking theme.
>>5705247
>>5705418
Aaaaand this is it.
>>5705419
Took a crack at this one for you; hope it's what you were looking for. If inspiration hits for any of the others I'll post them too.
>>5705618
Aaand two.
>>5705645
Already seen it, not really interested, sorry.
Requesting a caption I saw ages ago, it features a boy forced to take hormones by his mom at some point she says "good girls don't masturbate" and locks him in chastity then at the end his mother forces him to fuck her while she fingers him and then her boyfriend starts to fuck him. This has plagued me for ages please help me
>>5705662
>Colour scheme
>Tahoma text
I had to do a double take because I haven't seen that image before and started wondering if I forgot about one.
>>5705740
Hey, I don't mean to sound rude, but did you finish that x-com caption yet?
>>5705673
Please I need this D:
Kind of vanilla, but here.
>>5695900
Awesome. Reminds me of this
how about that picture of the cowgirl standing next to her minotaur husband (presumably) and talking about how much she likes his sweaty balls when he returns home from the fields?
any good futa on guy stories that don't end up in retardation and/or dental torture?
>>5706248
>Putting glue on the tip
GOD. NO. GOD NO.
Does anyone have that caption with carmessi's art with the three demon girls?
>>5705778
I love monstergirls. Anymore that aren't transformation or vore.
Requesting a caption about a god-baby who transforms people into women to take care of him(Hey, an immortal can stay a long time as a kid) Two men find the baby and are transformed into busty women who bust out of their clothes and become all maternal.
Anyone have any sissification+maledom captions? It seems so rare.
>>5705673
I seriously need this guys
>>5702711
This seems to be of the same girl. Any ideas for this? I enjoyed the first two.
>>5709621
Thanks for this. I didn't know I needed it.
>>5706409
It used this picture and was about the viewer being sent to hell but the devil takes pity on the anon and allows him to live in pleasure with these three
Does anyone have the caption of Shepard from Mass Effect getting transformed into an asari?
>>5708090
ehh... is Loli allowed on /d/? I respect all fetishes, but loli shit kinda...creeps me out.
>>5709736
You seem to have gotten lost on your way to Tumblr! Don't worry, here's a link for your pathetic retarded ass.
https://www.tumblr.com/
>>5709766
Don't be a dick, man.
I like Loli, but some might not, no need to be a prick about it.
>>5709736
>>5709766
Loli isn't allowed on /d/.
>>5709700
I don't, but it's an Elzi one, so you can find it pretty easily if you go through her galleries on exhentai.
Request to have a caption about a girl and a bully who would just do this to amuse herself¨ Talking about all the things she's going to do and have planned already. ~
>>5709991
It's pretty much an established rule to respect others fetishes on /d/ regardless of what you think of them.
Acting as if loli will give you cooties means you probably just got here and learned how to solve the captcha by banging your head against your keyboard.
>>5710197
Sorry pedobear:
"You will not post any of the following outside of /b/: Trolls, flames, racism, off-topic replies, uncalled for catchphrases, macro image replies, indecipherable text (example: "lol u tk him 2da bar|?"), anthropomorphic ("furry") or grotesque ("guro") images, post number GETs ("dubs"), or loli/shota pornography."
None of us have to respect your desire to jerk it to drawings of kids. Not on /d/ anyway.
>>5710202
A man growing a horse vagina on his foreheads while licking his mother's ovaries through the dick sticking out of her navel is A-okay!
>>5710207
>A man growing a horse vagina on his foreheads while licking his mother's ovaries through the dick sticking out of her navel is A-okay!
Googled this.
Second result is "What Makes a Good Father?, a naruto fanfic"
>>5710207
Is it?
I have no idea, I've never seen anything like it here. Which is saying something.
I'm not going to debate with you on why drawings of children are bad or why they're against the rules here.
Fact of the matter is if you're arrested and you have loli/shota on your HD almost any law enforcement agency will be happy to send you away. And I'd rather not have even thumbnails of it in my history.
>>5710211
You're a disgusting bigot and I hope you get hit by a truck.
>>5710212
That makes no sense.
>>5710211
True. I do understand the rules and will follow them. I wanted to point out their absurdity.
>>5710197
Sorry, first guy you spoke to. Been here for a LONG time. I rarely see Loli on the board cause I think thats more for one of the other boards. Thats why I was asking.
>>5710202
And I guess I was right. I don't give a shit what people jerk it too, I just kinda wish I hadn't opened that image with a roomate in the room...
>>5710311
why are you browsing /d/ with your roommate in the room in the first place?
>>5710337
An inverted voyeur fetish maybe, it is /d/ after all.
hey do you guys think you could give me some feedback on this caption
>>5710693
bumping for survival
Here's one that I made in another thread quite a while ago. Might need to do some editing in the future. Any suggestions?
Anyone willing to make a caption out of this one?
>5712817
