Spades Slick? What Spades Slick?
>>82298589
Indeed, I really think Hussie let some of that mushy tumblr nonsense effect himself. The narrative constantly tries to make it out as if Caliborn is a loser and a fool for persisting in his session, but that's just not how humans work. It's awesome that he's successfully denying pernicious naysayers, recruiting a cool army (that happens to be beloved in any case) and earns his damn reward regardless. Rather poorly thought out.
>>82298606
It's supposed to be an owl giving two middle fingers. Think like Caliborn's tumut emoticon.
Would you guys be okay with Hussie confirming out of the blue that PS and co. are Prospitians?
Oops.
As we were discussing what other things are currently un accounted for? How did Gamzee get to Earth? Where could the safe in the felt manor come from?
beep beep old felt art coming through
>>82298796
No.
While it doesn't matter it also adds nothing to PS.
Why did everything go so wrong?
>>82298849
>>82298792
He actually covered that though. Hussie tells Caliborn in their first conversation that the things he would succeed in doing would be inspiring, if they weren't so horrible.
CANON
>>82298899
Your image sucks and doesn't even make sense
>>82298899
Caliborn was a better Karkat than Karkat ever was and I'd trade the whole cast of the comic for him.
>>82298978
>>82299020first day here?
>>82298899
>>82298747
Does anyone here dabble in Computer Science? I've been looking up arrays and various data storage shit and just trying to understand the internet formal logic behind a lot of Homestuck and how it applies overall.
>>82299039
>LE/Mom
>Mom/Caliborn
Hmm
I like it
>>82298747
>reading that
man Hussie lost his touch
can art, can't manage, can't make a game, can't even write a sensible retcon or just go a little nuts with it
I don't get, with all of paradox space ending, why he didn't just go hog wild and say that John broke time allowing you to do all kinds of crazy stupid shit with tons of characters, like the Felt Intermission but for the kids
ugh
Somebody mentioned last thread that the only person Caliborn had a decent conversation with was Jake, but that's not actually true. He and Crowbar got along very well - Crowbar even remarks on how distant LE has grown over time.
>>82299093
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07wQAYS3rCk
this guy makes bretty good videos. he posts here sometimes I believe
>>82299093
are you the guy that did this video?
https://youtu.be/07wQAYS3rCk
I think Damara might be the best character to ship Caliborn with. She's too far gone to be bothered by his...quirks, and she's sexual enough to keep him in line and enjoy his advances and unusual "perversions."
>>82299141
He got along fine with Dirk. Dirk liked him more than Calliope, at least.
>>82299039
>LE x little girls
oh nooo
>>82299163
>>82299147
>>82299147
>40 Minute video
Hahhapfffwhat?
Okay. Time to unwind. Gonna need more juice first.
What was the point to this character?
>>82299229
God that stupid shitty clown. Fuck Hussie and his gross obsession with clowns. What an obnoxious forced joke of a character.
>>82299256
you can really see the computer science background hussie has being put to use in the world of homestuck.
>>82298796
No that doesn't make any sense and there's no reason for him to do that anyway.
>>82299290
Last second desperate audience appeal after Undertale's massive success and Hussie realizing the ship is burning with no land in sight.
>>82299290
There really wasn't one, in the end. Since everybody else seems to hate him, though, I guess that's okay?
>>82299319
>Last second desperate audience appeal after Undertale's massive success
davepeta was around for like, what, 4 months before undertale came out?
>>82299290
Resolution for Davesprite in lieu of genuine character development.
>>82299055
>Act 5 Karkat
>only cries when one of his better friends died
>the part with Karkat crying over Gamzee's hammer is non-canon
>Act 6 post-retcon Karkat
>cries because he can't beat a green horny manlet who didn't use his coin to summon Quarters
>needs Dave to hold his dick while he is pissing
>needs mommy Kanaya to change his diaper
lol
>>82299290
To kill LE and have the Nepeta parts affect Equius-
Oh, oh wait jk kidding that shit never mattered at all apparently.
>>82299389
>>needs mommy Kanaya to change his diaper
>>82299395
LE killed scores of Nepetae and Equiati before. He isn't affected like that.
>>82299305
What bothers me is that people on the OmegaUpdate Forums pointed out that it'd be way better if Tavrosprite fused with Davesprite and Nepeta fused with GCAT.
Because then we'd have 2 confident Tavros characters, and we'd have Nepeta FUSED WITH A FIRST GUARDIAN. Imagine.
>>82299395
I would actually be so pissed if the power of friendship and remembrance weakened LE undermeme style.
this guy was on the money
>>82299415
>Equiati
>Not Equii
>>82299490
I realized my folly as soon as I clicked post.
>>82299290
To mess with your expectations in an otherwise basic ending.
>>82299432
What if Lord English WAS Caliborn's trickster mode? Maybe trickster mode is different for cherubs.
>>82299566
>you will never be assaulted by tiny neps
HOW DO I EVER
EVER SURVIVE
>>82298915
That's one hell of a caveat.
>>82299600
https://vine.co/v/e1EgeTV3wzv
Imagine if Karkat didn't wind up being a piece of shit before Game Over and was actually important to the lore.
Caliborn, as part of his evolution as an artist during A66A3, made subtle shifts in the A2 session as Doc Scratch so that Karkat fucked up the ectobiology, changing him from a limeblood to a redblood.
Karkat has a moment where Caliborn messages him (after Kanaya does the smart thing and holds Karkat back from running into his death) and tries to get him to appreciate him for all the "good" he's done in his life, trying to compare himself to Karkat.
Karkat tells Caliborn to fuck off, rallies the troops, and takes control over his own fucking destiny.
>>82299573
It is because cherubs aren't supposed to be social creatures, so getting high, blazing forward, blowing shit up, and ignoring all your problems really will solve everything in a cherub's life. Or to rephrase it, it worked for the Alpha kids the way it was supposed to, but Calliope didn't realize that what it was supposed to do is basically harmful to humans.
>>82299116
I've imagined Lord English equivalents for other British nationalities before, but this takes the cake
WITNESS
MY ULTIMATE CREATION
THE CANCER THAT WILL CONSUME US ALL
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Just a PSA, if you have your extension set to display times as "X minutes/hours/days ago" you're a fucking faggot and I hate you.
Hows that HSG collection coming along you two?
Also I might stream motorcity tonight if anyone wants in.
>>82299667
*grabs and throws on ground*
*Stomps on it repeatedly*
>>82299733
i'd vote for Con Air, but i just got done watching it not even five minutes ago
>>82299733
I'll probably be done before the end of the week
After that I have to sort them by day and then comes the part where I shove them into a PDF
>>82299733
Archive torrent still connecting to peers, stuck at 99.7% for past 2 days
Shit sucks senpai
>>82299420
Didn't you get the memo? Only one version of Tavros is allowed to be happy and no Nepeta is ever allowed to be remotely important.
But seriously, yeah. Hussie was either:
1. Being incompetent as hell (unlikely)
2. Too depressed to care
3. Attempting to piss off as many readers as possible
4. Trying to get some kind of weird meta point across about how things don't necessarily have to make sense or be satisfying or whatever
5. Getting off to his anticlimax fetish
That, or 6. he had a plan for GCATavros and Davepeta that specifically involved them being these exact combinations. And then he dropped it.
I'm not sure which of these possibilities are worse.
>>82299389
>needs Dave to hold his dick while he is pissing
h-hot
>>82299771
I'm p. excited for it.
>>82299875
>Karkat/Dave/Kanaya threesome
>Rose watches, masturbating
>Dave decides to go to bed with her after
>Kanaya sleeps with Karkat
>Dave fucks his sister while Karkat fucks his mom
>Dave and Karkat high five the next morning and exchange blowjobs
>>82299893
Me too, honestly
Like most of the reason I'm doing this is because I'm psyched to own the final product
>>82299935
What the fuck I just ate.
jade's natural hatred of economics
>>82300032
>[muffled nakking in the distance]
>>82299141
I get the feeling you're talking about a post of mine, where I detailed that every character who had a relationship with Caliborn had a negative one except for Jake and Dirk. This is not quite the same thing as "characters who have conversed with Caliborn". In addition, character was contextually referring to players of the games, rather than constructs. Lastly, Crowbar's personability doesn't necessarily mean he like Caliborn, just that he knows how to manage him. Just had to clear that up.
>>82300032
Dave's natural skill with mathematics
Dave helping his kids with their math homework while Jade sits in the tub and rocks bath and forth, slightly traumatized because she saw a dollar sign
>>82300065
Man now I remembered consorts were a thing and now I'm sad
They had so much personality
>>82300180
>>82299147
>4 minute rambling introduction
Not a great beginning, but so far fairly benign and interesting
>>82300180
i remember when most things were a thing
>>82299389
>the part with Karkat crying over Gamzee's hammer is non-canon
it's cool, crying over zillyhoo doesn't make you a bitch
HS fans' theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGEKWd48sSM
>people don't have arcs
>but fuck you for wanting Nepeta screen time
>>82300287
Act 7 theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUGsQqM2wZM
>>82299801
>Being incompetent as hell (unlikely)
>unlikey
>>82300269
i remember when casual nudist jade was a thing
>>82299516
Eh, no problema. We all make mistakes.
dark souls like classpect boss battles when
>>82300180
>Sprites
>Consorts
>Imps
>Trolls
>Ogres
>Denizens
>Prospitians
>Dersians
>Officers
>Agents
>Monarchs
tfw we'll never see an actual SBURB game
HST I need your help.
I'm trying to plan out a Fan Adventure, but the plot has it going through multiple timelines/paths where each character's actions affect the rest. So say Char 'A' is introduced first in the story, later when you read B-E they'll storylines will be altered by A's actions, and C-E by B's, and so on.
The problem is it's a clusterfuck to organize in my mind. Between 5 different planets, prospit and Derse and giving them a comprehensible path I don't know how to organize this. I was thinking a convoluted diagram like the Felt ones or like OP's >>82298747 but I don't want to be crisscrossing arrows left and right.
How the fuck do I keep track of this?
>>82300389
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003701pfft, who wants a NORMAL SESSIOn
ALL About HTAT CHARACTER ROMDRAMA AND LE GREEN SKULLMAN AMiritE?
>>82298626
I look at it as a case of the Vriska retcon being shitty in general. Back as far as a6i1 it looked like Hussie was gearing up to have remaking the matriorb be a morally grey action with severe consequences attached to it.
>>82300431
as creator of the OP image I don't suppose you'd like me to help you out?
>>82300346
>tfw Evangelion's ending was better than Homestucks
>>82300431
fourth dimensional map
>>82300358
>implying it stopped being a thing
>implying clothes-wearing is a thing in the strider-harley household
>>82300065
http://homestuck.bandcamp.com/track/buy-nak-sell-doof
>>82300431
Doing something similar here. It helps if you have full plot in mind first. Don't use a diagram; hold the story in your mind as much as possible. Follow each character's path seperately, and leave lots of open ends to tie up later.
>>82300436
always wondered if these lil bishops had powers, like a mini red miles.
>>82300436
>all this cool shit in sburb
>at the same time imps and ogres attack your house forever and it looks like a constant slog
needs expanded upon, preferably in a massive guidebook written with a good editor
>>82299645
how old is bowman now
Maybe the reason why Homestuck in the latter parts of Act 6 felt like it was being played way more straight is because it was beingghostwritten
>>82300584old enough
>>82299229
I have the story laid out, and a bunch of different paths and storyline in sorta story format. It's just hard to keep track of the changes and what relates to what.
Like have you ever played fallout? It's like that, but with 5 different players whose decisions affect each other on top of their own decisions.
>>82300465
If you could that'd be amazing.
The most difficult thing is when you're playing through the original timelines they'll sort of 'unset', as in no retcons or affects from each other. But as you move on to the other characters and storylines, you start to see how the previous ones affected them.Maybe a google doc could help? It's really complicated and I'm having trouble with it. Do you just kind of hang around these threads a lot casually?
![tumblr_m7kqzjSOGv1qbwllwo1_500[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/YulTvLP.jpg "tumblr_m7kqzjSOGv1qbwllwo1_500[1].jpg")
Remember kids. Always use protection.
also always carry condoms in your bag
you never know when a smuppet might need one
>>82300580
I always assumed the mobs that spawn in are basically passive until you get within their aggro radius, and become non-aggressive once you out level them.
>>82300346
Depressingly accurate.
>>82300590
It was ghostwritten because Andrew Hussie became dead inside at some point during Act 6, and a soulless husk of his former self took his place.
A more accurate term would be zombiewritten.
>>82300436
>help WV exile BK
>Help Jack and BQ exile each other in some mobius slipknot espionage fuckery
>Reckoning never happens, all Dersite threats neutralized
if only
>>82300590
frankly if homestuck was ghostwritten the new content would probably be more large scale to fit what they'd like to see in the comic
writing all those teen conversations would probably seem like bathroom duty
>>82298949
I unironically consider Caliborn the main character of the story.
If you consider his final quote it really does apply as a good ending to the entire comic.
>>82300269
who drew this? i love the style
>>82300466
evangelion's ending, the ending we got from End of Evangelion, was fucking fantastic
it was weird and confusing but it was also intense and terrifying, and ties everything up with certain finality
but of course Evangelion was a very different kind of story
>>82300687
we see imps and ogres as the only enemies climbing houses even when they're heavily built up though, probably because "who cares what kind of enemies there are just paste the two we saw a bunch"
>>82300721
depends on who the ghostwriter is, of course
there's a lot of Hussie's fans that would love to see Dave discuss his newfound gender issues at length
>>82300431
Well for starters how many timelines? Obviously 5 timelines is going to be a fucking clusterfuck.
More importantly, are these 5 instances of the same Session, or is it like Troll shenanigans where you have 2 independent timelines looking at each other?
A troll situation would be the best possible fit.
Now just color each timeline distinctly. Mark, but don't draw arrows to, every point where 1 timeline impacts the other, numbering it in the order of canon. Now create a separate document or spreadsheet, noting on this new list how many interactions this universe has made, which interaction the connecting universe is making, and the corresponding numbers for those involved, with a short description.
So if this is John from Universe A having the 3rd UA interaction with Dave from Universe C making the 2nd UC interaction, and it's the 5th interaction in the story, then there'd be a C colored blimp on the Universe A timeline, and in the doc/spreadsheet there'd be:
> # 5 | 3 (rd Universe A interaction chronologically)|2 (nd Universe B interaction chronologically): John has his 1st conversation with Dave, Dave has his 3rd conversation with John.
It'll be a clusterfuck, but it'll be a manageable clusterfuck.
>>82300730
Likewise.
>>82300389
>Trolls
You might have made a mistake in your list.
Otherwise, yeah. SBURB was the most fascinating part of Homestuck, and it got shafted in favor of character-centric drama... drama which never got any resolution in the end.
What an unfathomable waste.
At least we'll always have The Overseer Project, as meager a consolation as it might be.
Not to mention, people will learn from Hussie's mistakes and his genius, and take inspiration from SBURB.
And in six years or so, another author will come up with a story setting this fascinating again.
Or maybe in six years or so I'll have started and finished my SBURB fangame. Who knows, an anon can dream.
>>82299338
>davepeta existed before Undertale released
>the entirety of Undertale blowing up happened during the hellapause
What the fuck happened to my perception of time
>>82299039
>dat Eridan
>>82300664
>Maybe a google doc could help
if you would set one up and just dump as much exposition as you can up until the point you're at, it'd give me a good visual picture of what's going on.
>Do you just kind of hang around these threads a lot casually?
yeah they call me bowmanon because I'm a faggot. forreal though, it's nearly midnight though, so I'll have to head off soon but I'm willing to try and help at any point I'm on
>>82300821
But who the fuck wants to see Dave not end up with Karkat?
Homestuck's ending somehow manages to piss every group off at the same time.
>SJWs hate Davekat queer baiting
>Lorefags hate the Blood lore baiting
>Plotfags hate the gaping plot holes
>(Character)fags hate how their fave never got an actual conclusion
You have to be really stuck up your head into the metacanon to enjoy the shit we got, and even then you're probably just trying to convince yourself that you totally didn't waste years of your life for nothing.
>>82300897
I remember playing the undertale demo, and not in a 'neat, a little hidden gem' way, I was pretty shitty and apathetic at the time and I assumed it would amount to nothing.
I fucking hate this world
>Tavros becomes the legendary hero who defeats Lord English
>Tavros becomes the supreme leader of trollkind
>Tavros fucks Meenah and Feferi at the same time
>Tavros sets Dave straight by having Jade and Jane rape him every day
How perfect would that ending be?
>>82300886
>Or maybe in six years or so I'll have started and finished my SBURB fangame.
good luck, I'm counting on you
>>82300966
Wow, same
Except I ended up loving the game.
>>82300837
Well okay it's at minimum 5 because the premise is something basically Insane. The 5 are all in doomed Timelines where, in each timeline, only one of them went through.
Yet, within these 5 separate ones they all made it, just not together. They basically find a way to contact and reach out to each other, figuring since their version of the others is dead, these 5 mights as well stick together.
It's 5 of the same session played on Impossible Mode (1/5 players) x5 over, by each of the characters.
The idea was basically, just like with the Scratch and Troll-Meteor plan, the kids are trying to figure out some overly powerful and complex way to meet each other even separated the way they are, and maybe bring about some sort of improvement. Obviously Dream Bubbles are a huge help, but they don't all want to die of course.
Making things more complicated is the way they can affect each other (Pseudo Classpect magic+via a newly introduced fan-mechanism in Sburb. If the Scratch is a game Reset, think of this as a game Pause), it affects the reality of the their timelines so they have to sync up the changes and keep 'notes' while paused so they can figure what's changed and different and what to actually look for, less the retconny things make each affect/communication meaningless.
>>82300180
>>82300389
>>82300714
pls anons, you're making me sad
>>82300982
with toby in his basement, bowman on his radar and ryan on his lawn?
for sure
>>82300982
With those DSL? Of course.
I'm glad we all agree that Caliborn is the best character
>>82300965
Well, I agree. I've wondered lately, of the people who actually liked the ending, what do they think a bad ending looks like? There is some fundamental difference in the criteria they use to judge good storytelling.
Why was there a whole epilogue in the conclusion animation? And then why is there now an extra planned epilogue? This don't add up. I don't think the ride is over.
>>82301063
Caliborn's up there, along with Aradia and Mituna. The question is, who's the most popular?
>>82300965
>who the fuck wants to see Dave not end up with Karkat
Jade and delusional Karezifags, also delusional Karkatfags who actually believe their shit character will do something cool
>>82301303
Karkrap or Dave
>>82299573
There was a flash at the beginning of the trickster arc that depicted trickster Jane waving the lollipop at some generic cherubs, and they turned into Cals.
>>82301298
SEVEN MORE YEARS, SEVEN MORE YEARS
>>82300965
Dave being in a relationship with Karkat ruins the fun in Dave-Karkat interactions worse than Rosekan ruined Rose and Kanaya's.
>>82301303
Does anyone not like Caliborn? I thought even tumblr liked him despite him going against all of their values and morals.
>>82301298
>he's in no hurry this time
>3 years pass with us thinking nothing more will come
>surprise new ending is read by like 10 people
The 8est plan!!!!!!!
>>82300965
People who are aware that shoe-horned, off screen developed relationships suck.
first for dolorosa fuck you
>>82300346
Even if it was super abstract, EoE makes perfect sense and fulfills most of the themes explored in the main series. Plus, a lot of stuff actually happens in it.
No, this is what we got:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NuFVQk_CCs
>>82300978
Anon, stop, character arc payoffs can only make me this hard.
That'd be kind of hilarious for sure. Of all the characters who could save the day and get everything they want, Tavros is one of those who deserves to the most.
But in the end he doesn't need to yank possible accomplishments away from other characters. I just want him to live a long, dignified, happy and fulfilling life. That's enough. Or maybe it's a lot to ask for. I don't know.
Characters that new readers should never follow or give a shit about:
>>82301471
https://youtu.be/7UE81f0KbK0
>>82300714
>Reckoning never happens
Have fun in your doomed timeline dumbshit
>>82301512
>People fell for the Karkat meme
>>82301523
Well, there you have it.
Why did Rose become so boring after getting with Kanaya?
>>82301751
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyUvEixF1HE
>>82301781
now this is a hussie work i don't see posted often
>>82301799
what even is it
>>82299632
At least he acknowledged it?
>>82301832
I wonder why they broke up?
>>82301471
the fact that Evangelion had a terrible ending and then they made another pretty okay ending later on gives me hope for Homestuck
>>82301786
>>82301877
except homestucks shitty ending is inextricable from like a third of the comic
>>82301889
>john never used a jackhammer
baka
How do we fix Hussie?
How is it that the Troll's universe was inside of Snowman, the Tumor, and a Genesis Frog all at once?
>>82302026
crucify him
>>82302003
Yeah but now he's giving Roxy the ol' Sledgehammer
>>82301832
Wait, this is the person he based Jade on? I see it for sure
>>82302052
It wasn't inside Snowman, her life was just linked to its life, so if one died the other would too
>>82301877
This actually gives me the strength to hold on.
You are the beacon of hope we need, anon. Thank you.
>>82299662
It did as Calliope had intended, but the goal for which she aimed was a bad thing for humans.
>>82302187
All we have to do is make sure it;s abundantly clear to Hussie that he has a shitload to make up for and it might be okay.
>>82302052
>we'll never find out more about LE's pimp magic or how he made Snowman a voodoo doll for a whole universe
>>82302213
His time powers come out of his mouth so he clearly had to kiss her
>>82301889
Seeing john in isometric is kind of disconcerting
>>82299801
I'm the proponent of the theory that the sprites are drawn to the battlefield to be absorbed into it during the Ultimate Alchemy, where they perform the role of chromosomes via the prototyping DNA in the making of the universe. Perhaps in light of this, Davepeta returned to the session and was absorbed, counting as two sprites for this purpose.
>>82302213
Didn't Scratch work that particular piece of magic?
Dude knew everything, I'm sure he could find a way to exploit FG powers to their most bullshit extent.
Honestly Scratch always seemed like a more undefeatable villain than English ever became. Knowledge >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Power
>>82302098
I remember way during Act 1 his friends saying she was like Rose (or Rose was like her, rather)
But if he had shit involving spades slick that would mean less panels of rose and kanaya holding hands.
hussie's old art feels very...urban
as if there could have been an alternate universe where he created The Nutshack
>>82302265
That makes no sense. Arquiusprite is around for the fight on Earth against Caliborn. And their frog was perfectly completed, so it wasn't missing anything without him either.
>>82300451
I can get behind this. The matriorb was desired by the Condesce, after all.
>>82300520
I always wondered if the implicit chess roles of the Midnight Crew would ever b covered in more detail. There's loose symbolism of Deuce as the underestimated pawn, Boxcars as the mighty yet predictable castle, Droog as the sinisterly-manouvreable bishop and Slick as a the weak yet frightening dynamic knight. But they could've had powers and shit too.
>>82302338
That's an interesting dichotomy.
Lets celebrate the new quest board with an equally new round of Jackquest!
>>>/qst/7770
Square off against a MURDEROUS NINJA! Find a HIDDEN SPACESHIP! Use your IMAGINATION!
>>82302357
urban is definitely the word
>>82302313
Scratch won and got away with everything. He told Rose point blank that nothing that happens after LE is summoned is any of his business. He washed his hands of this mess and of the whole comic and got out before it turned to shit. He was truly the smartest of them all.
I always wanted a Scratch and Caliborn conversation, though. What a shame.
>>82302422
Holy shit. That's clever. Slick even rides a bunch of stuff throughout the comic...
>>82302468
>I always wanted a Scratch and Caliborn conversation, though. What a shame.
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006863
>>82300730
He literally is when you consider that every other character, and everything else's entire existence is not only a consequence of his decisions, but also intended to be his automated, goes-around-comes-around comeuppance.
>>82301877
I think the thing that should give you hope for Homestuck is that the Problem Sleuth epilogue came late and resolved everything in a satisfying way.
>>82302495
You know it's not the same thing. Caliborn's banter with Hussie's overindulgent self-insert shenanigans is closer. Honestly, there's no good reason why Scratch shouldn't have had Andrew's role in Caliborn's session.
>>82301682
This chart is weird. How am I supposed to compare how much Karkat spoke with how much Dave and the rest spoke?
>>82302515
It came six days later. Hussie isn't even seriously considering lifting a finger to make this epilogue happen right now. He's completely checked out.
>>82302582
THIS
It actually bothers the shit out of me.
>>82301865
Who and what?
>>82302585
>>82302611
Problem Sleuth was a year long and the epilogue came out six days later. Homestuck was seven years long, so the epilogue should be due on May 25
>>82301832
I've never actually seen tis before. Who drew the portraits of Cindy and Andy?
>>82301889
That John in the top left is so damn adorable.
>>82302678
>May 25
Honestly I would optimistically only expect as early as 6/12. Realistically, it will be within the year. Maybe never, though.
does jasprosesprite^2 have paw pads on her hands and feet?
>>82301832
somebody get me a TSO shirt and I'll do anything
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ljnOExGEAY
Post yfw you realized the second shitposter in this video was a fucking prophet.
>>82302402
There are two ARquisprites anon, and for that matter possibly two timelines.
>>82302780
It wasnt Rose's grimdark corpse though
>>82302780
And then it came true.
And then nobody made any selfcest porn of it.
>>82302449
Oh my JESUS THEY'VE MADE A QUEST BOARD?!?!
Oh happy damn days, /tg/ is useable!
>>82302679
Who knows. This is what it'd look like if Hussie drew them.
>>82302744
probably easiest just to make your own, it's a pretty simple design
>>82302648
>jade talked so much
>still no development.
>>82302855
fucking finally, quest threads and magical realm discussion were the biggest problems on that board and have been killing it for years
>>82302871
Hussie seems so full of life and rambunctious fervor in the old days. He looks healthy and spirited. I feel bad for what we did to him, but at least he's ripped now. Maybe he'll turn out okay.
>>82302483
First of all being the Horse Hitcher. Then there's the exiles of Earth - WV is a pawn, AR is a castle and PM a knight. Heck, you can even step the game up and apply it to the Felt, with Scratch and Snowman as King and Queen.
I reckoned folks had noticed that Deuce was a pawn however. Small yet powerful if he gets in your backfield.
>>82302648
>Mindfang had more dialogue than Nepeta, Feferi, and Gamzee
>>82302648
When did Jake talk that much? Maybe I just skipped because really, fuck Jake.
>>82302582
God I would've loved for Caliborn to just once interact with Scratch or LE. Or LE to have had more than one monologue/conversation in the comic.Or for Scratch to be the ultimate mastermind who counter-possesses English and becomes the final boss as Lord Scratch
>>82302422
I was always under the impression that all of the humanoid carapacians sans the royalty were meant to be pawns, with the horrific castle-like and horse-headed monsters on the Battlefield being the rooks, knights, etc.
>>82303058
All of these things would have been golden.
>>82302871
>>82302926
Double word. Hussie's depiction of Cindy is legit nice incidentally, although I can't tell if his seldepiction is more accurate/flattering this one here.
>>82302999
but then PM has the symbolism of a pawn that advances all the way and becomes a queen.
Yo dudes check out these gifs.
http://mokgae.tumblr.com/post/143535010080
>>82303059
Yes and no really. While there are specifically-bred pieces that have more to do with literal animals and structures, as well as the prototyping built into them, than the norm, the regular pieces also clearly reflect certain roles in their builds and personalities. Every Derse comes with the king, queen and four prime agents. It would make sense that these agents complete the back rank of the chess set, as well as their own murky undercurrent of playing cards.And likewise, for the Prospitian prime agency to be composed of the eternal distracted/absent pawn (AD), castle (MK, corrupt), bishop (PI) and knight (PS).
>>82303287
>>82303287
is it like a parody of some anime thing?
>>82303087
Ideally the Scratch conversation would occur on the Black Planet. Scratch might even *be* that planet's cueball, requiring him to be sacrificed while Caliborn contends with omniscient manouvres and first guardian power.
Ah, what may have been.
>>82302790
We never saw a second Arquiusprite, but considering how up in the air the whole Masterpiece's chronology is, I wouldn't be awfully surprised if it was an alternate or Pre-GO Arquisprite involved in it.
>>82303312
I do like the way you think. I always wanted Prospit Sleuth.
>>82303344
Kekkai Sensen, yeah.
>>82303227
True, and I remember seeing an infographic that expounds upon this. But the same is true of Noir's manouvring to usurp the Queen in every session, and the duelling knights symbolism of the two Goddogs is too rich to pass up.
I feel bad for Hussie. He's obviously not passionate about Homestuck anymore but it was his big thing and now he's stuck writing an epilogue and trying to find ways to keep making money off of it
>>82303405
I remember, way back when Act 6 started, we had high hopes that PS would be Jane's exile. Oh how wrong we were to dream it.
>>82303058
That just makes me imagine this
>>82303287
Yes, they are fucking cute.
>>82303360
>Ah, what may have been.
Homestuck.
>>82303466
I honestly can't imagine being so frightfully foolish as an author that I wouldn't have made that connection.
>>82301471
EB: this is nice.
EB: this is the end.
EB: okay.
EB: where exactly am I?
EB: oh okay here are the curtains.
EB: good.
EB: um, there are some things that are still unresolved here, guys!
EB: how do i get home?
EB: what do i eat?
EB: did vriska save everyone?
EB: did she die?
EB: hell, was this all in my mind?
EB: what's a cherub?
EB: is that some sort of a freudian thing?
EB: um, am i real?
EB: oh hell
EB: does a bus run through here?
EB: i mean i'd like to go home now but
EB: uh
EB: oh god
EB: where's home?
AT: oKAY, I MUSTN'T ABSCOND,
AT: i MUSTN'T ABSCOND,
AT: nOW, UH, IF i WERE TO RUN AWAY,
AT: uH, LET'S ANALYZE THAT,
AT: wHERE THE FUCK WOULD i GO?
AT: tHE FUCKING MULTIVERSE IS DYING
AG: Uhhhhhhhh, is this how you end the series?
AG: Is this where we go from here?
AG: Okay, the movie 8etter sure as hell make up for this, I'm telling you right now!
AG: Cause I'm stuck in Nowhereland!
AG: You ran outta ink too, didn't you, ya 8astards!
>>82303392
'cisely.
>>82303405
Or as I imagined it, the Predicant Scholar. He's just so damn busy looking up random shit for the querysome peoples of Prospit that he never gets involved in any session. The Peculiar Indexer and the Ace Dick (his imagination is REALLY shitty) make things more complicated, plus the Monodominant Keepthrift is always hiding SOMETHING from them, that their ride never ends.
>>82303519
>that tiny head
>>82303599
This is quality.
>>82302678
Hopefully it's May 31st
That'd be a nice b-day present
Does anyone beside me think Trezza's going to be even worse than Vriska?
>>82303620
Dirk is yaoi so yaoi proportions only make sense.
>>82303700
You really can't get much worse than terminal cancer.
Worst case scenario she's a lower quality Meenah who likes memes. Shit, but not actual cancer.
>>82303700
She'll most likely be inept compared to the actual villain. Another empress being the big bad is too obvious.
>>82303700
I hope all this time in dev hell has given andrew time to freshen up on writing again. She won't be cookiecutter at least.
>>82303700
literally who?
>>82303663
Sometimes I think I should collect all the "qualities" I get in these threads and put them all in one place.
Oh, and Jack Noir's official name is the Seditious Seneschal, although he never uses it and neither does anyone that likes their blood inside their veins.
>>82303766
Andrew isn't writing the game at all, anon.
>>82303700
>that nubby trident
>>82303830
it's a balloon
Can someone post more Karezi pictures?
Not like I like it or anything. Karezi still has nothing on Caliborn fucking shit up. I just think the two of them work well together.
>>82303830
Don't you fucking start.
