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Time for Hitch
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>>84293665
>cyborg
>beaner
>terrorist
Fuck, so much Johns BS
>>84293665
Where's Shazam?
>>84293702
Dealing with shit in his own solo :^)
>not "Time to get Hitched"
>hitch on art (for this issue, anyway)
>hitch on writing (forever)
just fuck my shit up, familia
wtf happened to hitch
>>84293675
Friendly reminder that Cyborg is better in J'onn's role than J'onn is and that both Baz and Power Ringette are better Green Lantern characters than Kyle.
>>84293697
>those faces
>>84293733
Kyle is worst gl
>>84293744
That's no John.
>>84293731
Hitch has NEVER been able to draw Wonder Woman.
>>84293731
>superhero comics are a respectable genre
>my bolt of zeus could shatter mountains, arthur, and it's having no effect!
>>84293744
But he saved the Vega system!
>>84293689
>hunger dogs
What?
>>84293773
Darkseid's infantry, lowest of low.
>>84293731
Since when the fuck does WW even use that shit.
>>84293790
Ever since Aquaman's telepathy works like this in New 52.
>>84293736
>mfw Batman is Jenny Sparks.
>>84293814
how would you feel if your best friend died in front of you and someone who looks exactly like him is trying to take his place
>>84293790
Hitch's JLA. Like, issue 7 or 8.
>>84293818
>everybody shoots lasers and shit
>Diana and Arthur throw their weapons
At least Bruce has spare Batarang.
The end.
>>84293828
I didnt read JLA
>>84293823
>Talking shit to a giant monster
>Still inside monster while talking shit
What?
>>84293824
>responding to fake Damifag
>>84293839
This was bad, both writing and art sucked
>>84293834
Jessica and Simon have been quite entertaining, I gotta say
>>84293762
They're an inherently silly genre.
I persnally prefer when they straight up embrace all that silliness instead of forcing themselves to be "serious and mature for mature people such as myself".
That doesn't mean they can't be well written, but they should have a sense of self-awareness.
>>84293818
The fuck is Flash doing?
>>84293665
well, not expecting much. This is gonna be mediocre at best considering Hitch's JLA run.
>>84293785
What the fuck is with these dialogs?
>>84293883
Shooting lightning. Awkwardly.
>>84293744
Omega Men redeemed him. Now John is.
>>84293857
Hitch won't be drawing ever again as far as we know. I mean, he'll probably draw a fill-in issue at some point, but he won't be a regular.
But yeah. Definitely, definitely, DEFINITELY not excited for Hitch writing. This was, at least, on par with JLA -- but JLA is mediocre at best, laughably bad at worst. I still have no idea why he's writing this, either. It just seems to be a favor to him from Johns since they never got to do their JL/JLA crossover.
Man, what the fuck happened to Finch's art? He looks horrible here
>>84293903
He still has to pencil JLA #10, so there's a very little chance to draw another JL issueunless but less likely it's an event tie-in.
>>84293839
I actually enjoyed his JLA for the most part, but this was really bad
>>84293857
For real. Felt like it was just going through the motions, with no tension or drama anywhere.
Also, really? A reaper? Somebody call Commander Shepard.
>>84293749
I'm really loving the personality they are giving Baz in this and GL's. They keep this up he's going to be my favorite Lantern
>>84293762
I never claimed it was. I just have lots of fun with it.
>>84293764
Did you actually read Omega Men? The Omega Men won but Vega is worse than ever
>>84293723
Hitch isn't up to Cyborg's current costume?
>>84293755
>Hitch has NEVER been able to draw Wonder Woman.
Eh she looked good here and the following...
>>84293910
You mean Hitch
And honestly Ultimates 2 was his peak
>>84294018
>>84294018
Hitch was surprised when he was announced as the JL Rebirth #1 artist. This causes his remaining JLA issues to let go of their release dates until at least October (double-shipping is possible that time).
>>84293857
Well, at least it's refreshing to read a comic book team with no in-fighting in the issue.
>>84293733
>Geoff Johns fans are this deluded and retarded
>>84293731
Inker is shit. He needs to pair up back with Neary again.
Sad to say this is the first Rebirth issue I really disliked.
>>84294086
Same. There were to be a few bad ones I'm just hoping that it's not to many.
>>84293785
>a reaper
>harvesting humanity
>looks like a crab
So when's Commander Shepard joining the league?
>>84293741
Lois is the best wife
I enjoyed it, wasn't the best Rebirth issue, but it wasn't bad either
>>84293785
>Reaper
>Here to harvest Humanity
Geez, somebody's been playing to much Mass Effect.
>>84293697
God that aquaman shirt texture sucks
>>84293839
I actually really enjoyed this. Was one of the better Rebirth one-shot issues. Stuff actually happened with only a pretty small amount of recap. Jessica and Bazz's interactions remain great.
Some of the art was a bit iffy though.
>>84293785
A wild Mass Effect plot appears !
>>84293731
>>84293736
Wait im confused are they not even going to try arthurs telepathy after it was suggested
Or are they saying that they need to get closer to its brain before he can communicate because that's silly Arthur has chated with things just as large before (admitidly ones on friendly terms with him)
>>84293823
This is bad. This is really bad writing
>>84293749
Wait so are they on the league now or is is more like how they have been dealing with captain marvel
Because a league that changes members sometimes again means they could slowly slip out cyborg
I'm just happy Commander Shepard and the rest of the Mass Effect universe finally has a comic in DC continuity.
>>84294052
Meanwhile, Real Heroes is pushed back another year
>>84293823
That sure sounds like it's ripping off that Doctor Who christmas special that also used a giant organic invasion ship with the same this place is defended line.
>>84293823
Shouldent the green lanterns object to just making it some other planets problem.
Although i think thats probably where there going to go with this make fighting it a green lanterns corps plot.
>>84294484
Maybe the Doctor has said that more than once but I only remember the 11th saying that in his first episode. Was that a Christmas special?
>>84293834
Jesus fuck way to shortsell all the other hero's and organisations protecting earth
Hell earths army's did auctualy win a few victory's against apokalips.
Still I get what there doing with this issue its a show of a return to a more traditional justice league style where they are earths defenders and whatnot
>>84293898
He never did that shit in any version of the comic. It was invented for the TV show.
Anybody going to storytime Green Lanterns? I need more than Superman and Son to wash the taste of this shit from my mouth
>>84294055
Yep.
This comic was mostly just a statement of we are writing good story's again in the style justice league arcs should be.
That's why the dialogue is so stilted
>>84294484
To be fair thats a thing he says a lot
>>84294080
Henriques is Hitch's regular inker nowadays but Scott Hanna is a fill-in.
>>84293898
Since when can flash do that
can he get fired after one issue?
I think almost any writer on DC's payroll would be more interesting than this
>>84294568
He can't. But anon said here that he can on TV >>84294533
Synergy, bro.
>>84293764
But he did nothing for the Bison System.
>>84294598
>implying Hitch watches the Flash TV show
>>84294572
What is Krul doing these days?
>>84294514
10 and maybe 9 used that line.
>>84294612
Who knows, everyone has their vices.
>>84294614
Bloodlines?
>>84294614
Bloodlines mini
>>84294433
I'm not familiar with the JL outside of a few non continuity short runs, Injustice, and the various cartoons. Does Cyborg DO much of anything? He always seems like filler, like hes there as the token techno guy.
>>84293785
>>Reapers
>>ASSSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Ok, Hitch
>>84294618
Nah 9 didn't. He did have the best speech though and there was nothing about defense in that. Just cold blooded murder against the Daleks
>>84294614
Is Karl Kesel alive?
>>84294673
Yes
>>84294633
>>84294634
Neat, just in time to become JL writer.
>>84294647
Not reall. Even in old comics he was black dude in weird suit.
>>84294681
that actually super superises me and makes me happy
has he written anything recently?
fuck it, give it to him, PAD or Parker and call it a day
delay it like one month and everything is right again
WW and Flash can now throw lightning bolts... what?
>>84294720
Its because daughter of zeus duh
>>84294720
Wonder Woman stole a bolt from Zeus. Flash did it in the show so maybe hitch thought it was neat or something, I don't know.
Dem red boots
What is this even leading up to? Where does the story go from here?
>>84294760
More reapers showing across the world, conflict over trust issues with Superman
>>84294734
isnt that being retconned in wondy's book?
>>84293839
There was a lot of bad dialogue, but the direction is promising. Baz bringing the bantz was the best thing in it.
>>84294778
We have no idea yet. People have jumped onto it being a retcon when Greg called both classic and Azz continuity into question
>>84293824
This, he's upset about his bro dying and a stranger taking his place.
>>84293839
>>84293823
>>84293818
>>84293796
>>84293749
>No lantern symbol on Jess' right eye.
This bothers me.
>>84294012That'sthejoke.
>>84293844
Is this rape?
>>84293857
>>84293930
>>84294425
>>84294572
>All this overreacting
Jesus fuck. It was fine for what's essentially a #0 issue guys.
>>84294547
This.
>Mass Effect Reapers
>that 11th Doctor speech
This run is going to be quite entertaining for all the wrong reasons.
>>84293785
THE REAPERS ARE COMING. CALL SHEPARD
Shepard in the JL when?
>>84295071
Ripping off The Authority too. Nice.
Look, I'll be the first one to note that originality is a lie, but there's a limit.
We should keep a running tally of all the "homages" and such that show up in this book.
>>84294778
All we know is there are several things they may or may not retcon
I want her old, Formed from clay and Steve Trevor stuff
>>84293785
AH YES, "REAPERS".
>>84293771
Man, I wish we got to see Diana and Arthur acting like friends more often. I want more expressions of friendships in my JL in general.
>>84293785
I love me some explicitly telepathic Aquaman.
>>84294234
You missed
>Is techno-organic
>>84293697
>What makes this world Special?
>It's a Justice League world.
>>84294647
He's basically the boom-tube-bus. His best parts were his interactions with Shazam during downtime.
>>84295485
>Shazam
Speaking of, where the fuck is he?
>>84294234
who do you think the green lanterns are? Jessica is paragon femshep and baz is renegade maleshep.
Jesus christ what is up with Barry's dialogue?
It's like someone's trying way, way too hard to emulate the cartoon Flash.
>>84295642
>baz is renegade maleshep
Does he have skin cancer?
>>84295705
not yet, wait until he dies and comes back
Is the reaper thing related to the gentry
>>84295844
I fucking hope not but all signs point to yes with Clark talking about how he's here for a reason and whatnot
>>84294547
You can still write an issue like this in a compelling way, the writing doesn't have to be stilted and boring.
>>84295924
True.
I can forgive it slightly more because of it though (only for this one issue though)
>>84294086
Same here. Especially this week where the rest were REALLY good.
Well this art sucks.
This roster is shit.
Justice League of America should be:
Superman
Batman
Wonder Woman
Hal Jordan
Flash
Aquaman
Martian Manhunter OR Green Arrow
>>84293665
>>84293674
kinda prefer the variant>>84293679
>>84296329
Why J'onn? We got Aquaman for telepathic AAAAAAGH moments.
>>84293679
This inker should be fired.
>>84293708
So they don't know that this is the same universe just with modifications made by Manhattan?
>>84296404
nope
>>84293844
You're complining that one of the few things that makes sense in this story doesn't make sense?
>>84293811
>>84293818
>>84293823
>everything is off model
>Superman's costume is drawn completely wrong
Very average.
>>84296352
Henriques? Wait, there's more Hitch JLA issues to ink.
>>84296752
Whoever made that image forgot WW's more obvious manfaces.
>>84293771
It's nice that they're pushing Arthur's and Diana's friendship.
>>84293741
>Clark needs to be convinced to help 1000s of suffering humans
NOT MUH SUPERMAN
This is the only Rebirth book this week I didn't like.
There's going to be another Justice League comic besides this one, right? Because this one looks like it's going to be awful.
>>84293823
>Alright, guys. Now let's pose for a group photo.
>>84296956
Trinity. Don't know about Manapul's writing, but at least the art will be great.
>>84293785
Wait, I knew they were bringing Watchmen in, but are they actually bringing in Mass Effect? Or is this just a brutally blatant ripoff? Does this mean we can have Garrus on the JL? I won't even be mad.
>>84293785
It's clearly starro
>>84293731
when did WW get Zeus's thunderbolt? also;
>that face
>>84293834
What do you mean "These people?!"
>>84295698
>It's like someone's trying way, way too hard to emulate the cartoon Flash.
this has been a thing since new 52 began, you are behind dude.
>>84293674
Madureira doing Justice League?????????
I never knew i wanted this.
>>84293839
Welp, this fucking sucked. Hitch is a horrible writer and should just stick to art, but then his art here was some of the worst I've ever seen from him. What a trainwreck. Not to mention coloring mistakes like Jess being black for the whole issue and constantly going off-model should have been caught by editorial.
Please tell me there's also going to be a "Justice League" book alongside JLA, because otherwise JL might actually end up being worse off than the Johns era.
>>84297387
This is JL
They announced a JLA book but they haven't said who's working on it or who the cast is yet
>>84297418
Oh, I guess I just assumed THIS was JLA considering its written by Hitch. Who is doing JLA then?
>>84297454
They haven't said yet
Hitch WAS doing JLA but they delayed it so he could get JL out. JLA is getting rebirthed too but we don't know anything about it
>>84295899
All signs point to no. This is just some new threat.
does DC have a small budget? shouldnt this be their most important book, therefore it should be the one with the best art?
>>84293811
>>84293834
>Flash: Green stuff! JESSICA'S here!
>Simon: She's not alone.
>Flash: Yeah Jess--You were GREAT!
>Simon ...Standing right here, dude...
Does Flash dislike Simon?
>>84297635
Hitch WAS a pretty great artist. Tony Daniels does serviceable art though so the following issue might be good.
>>84297822
Well, Barry is a canon racist.
>>84297822
Flash was trying to train Jessica a little with controlling her fear as Power Ring after Forever Evil, he's just still in big brother mentor mode.
Mass Effect fans continue to be super obnoxious.
>>84293689
>Giant animal monster
>Unleashes little versions of hunself that latches onto people's faces and controls them
>Fighting the Justice League on #1
>It's not Starro
>Comic even aknowledges Starro is a thing
Why?
>>84296752
Is that constantine in his punk rocker stage between the 2 Flashes
>>84296910
The more things change
But yeah it is a bit of a fuckup
>>84297171
But they already defeated staro during the timeskip and he looked nothing like that
>>84297481
At the very least it's probably something meta or multiversal
>>84297883
Ah yes that makes sense.
That's auctualy a really nice touch of detail
>>84293834
>Red boots
I mean yes but no
>>84293839
Superman needs red trunks and a yellow belt.
>>84293785
>Let me just read its' mind - Huaaaarrghh!
>Let me just do this thing - Overloading!
He is J'onn's true successor.
>>84297993
When has Hitch ever written anything remotely close to meta? He's a remarkably straight forward capeshit writer. It's probably just going to be some OC superpowerful villain.
>>84293811
Hitch keeps having Barry makes quips, but Barry's not really the joker, Hal is, or in this case Baz is.
But I guess he wasn't there yet so Barry was the temporary quipster.
>>84293733
SJW detected. Remove the cuck from our presence.
>>84294480
She looks like Richard Gere
>>84296910
Family first mang
>>84298120
Its all the foreshadowing of the same sort there doing as a lead up to manhatten that makes me think that
>>84298142
I want to be a temporary Quipster for the justice league >>84298206
>>84298388
Oops dident mean to quote that second post
>>84293665
"Put the white men at the back of the cover" JL issue
>>84298348
Specificly this bit here about things been connected and why now
>84293708
>>84294052
What makes you say he was surprised?
>>84293741
The world is burning down a few states away
> Make me a coffee Lois.
>>84298455
"Put the leaders, and most popular characters of the JL in the back" cover.
>>84293785
Who needs Sherlock? Just get Aquaman to have a headache for plot explanations.
>>84298536
hahaha.. Like Forever Evil.. where was this hero? His worst enemy Lex Luthor save the day.
>>84293834
"Coffee later?"
"Sure."
>>84298565
"Put the leaders, and most popular characters of the JL right under the title" cover.
>>84293733
Friendly reminder that /co/ has absolutely no idea what constitutes good quality.
>>84293741
There's is literally a parasitic Kaiju killing thousands asshole your Superman do your fucking job
>>84293723
>>84293731
Why didn't Flash just run them all far away? Isn't he supposed to be fast? That would have made him useful. Also, bet they wish they had J'onn right now to mind meme that thing.
>>84293723
I wish Cyborg had his DCYou design
>>84293818
>Flash shoots lightning?
>>84298816
He is a Johnsfag, they think "stuff that i like happening = good".
>>84299459
I just have no idea how a so-called comics fan would defend Cyborg being on the League over the heart and soul of the team since its inception.
>>84297378
Wanna bet he's drawing Super Sons?
>>84296562
>Superman's costume is drawn completely wrong
Better than the official Rebirth costume if you ask me.
>>84293697
I really don't get the appeal of Hitch's art. Also his writing is mediocre at best
>>84293839
The art quality was pretty shit, but I'd take the costume designs as they are drawn here over what we are getting in the other books, every day.
>>84294234
CRAB PEOPLE
> flash shoots lightning now
> all those terrible barryquips
when will flash be actually useful and written good in JL?
Well... at least we got Arthur interacted with other members of the Justice League as a friend?
This was so hilariously bad, and such a fucking rip-off of mass effect (and mass effect was a rip-off of another book)
The horrible art and dialogues made me laugh though, so not a complete waste of time.
>>84301644
It was inevitable that eventually they would have fucked up one of the Rebirth books, after a series of issues that went from ok to great (tending toward the latter)
It's really unfortunate that the black sheep was the book for their greatest team and the one that included all the characters of those great series
I hear She-Hulk dies in this
>>84302200
It's all downhill from now. Lobdell is coming.
>>84299554
That's a bet i wouldn't mind losing.
So if Batman Beyond is getting a new book, is it going to be Terry again or not? Anyone know?
>>84294450
Isn't Hitch DC exclusive now?
>>84293999
It's not much different than the one he had when Johns briefly wrote him.
>>84293823
>>84293834
>short haired Jessica
HNNNNNGGG
>>84293665
So in this Aquaman can talk to fish, but in his own book it's said he only commands them. Which is it?
>>84294778
Rucka said he was told to keep one specific thing from Azz's run canon which will also be incorporated into the movie. And it's not confirmed, but that'll probably be Zeuss being Diana's father.
>>84295191
>Ripping off The Authority too. Nice.
Honestly the moment I read the preview I was thinking he was going to sort of do the Authority but with the JLA in their place.
Then again Authority was sort of Ellis' response to Morrison's JLA anyway.
>>84296404
That is actually still a problem, these are supposed to be real Pre-New52 Clark and Lois, but they've said they came from "somewhere" that isn't the New-52 Universe. But this universe is supposed to be the Pre-New52 with Manhattan fuckery, even though they've clearly come from somewhere else.
>>84294079
Since rebirth, I don´t trust in no one of DC..
Good option, this was a rare comic.. This level is low for Justice League.
>>84293733
I will fight you IRL you baiting son of a bitch.
>>84304564
>Since rebirth, I don´t trust in no one of DC..
Since new 52 I don't trust no one at DC. they just destroy the toys and then put the fault on doc manhattan
>>84294484
>That sure sounds like it's ripping off that Doctor Who christmas special that also used a giant organic invasion ship with the same this place is defended line.
this remembers me of some JL cartoons episodes, specially the first one that brought th eteam together
What was the last good JL run, seriously?
>>84299984
>I really don't get the appeal of Hitch's art. Also his writing is mediocre at best
I wonder why he got JL gig?
>>84304794
Johns' was good from Throne of Atlantis up until Amazo Virus
It completely fell apart during Darkseid War and was pretty shit before Throne of Atlantis
>>84304794
Joe Kelly/Mark Waid.
I wish I was kidding.
>>84304880
>I wonder why he got JL gig?
As far as I can tell:
* Was brought into write and draw JLA as his own big, epic thing.
* JLA didn't do too hot in sales, and the workload made Hitch consider stopping. Johns said he'd do some crossovers with the main JL book at some point, perhaps to ease things for Hitch.
* Johns crafts Rebirth, but I'm guessing he also promised to still work on JLA and do the crossover.
* Then he gets more and more wrapped up in the movie side of DC...
* So, rather than boot Hitch off JL, Johns lets him keep the book as an apology for toying with his emotions/expectations.
That's my best guess, anyway. There are any number of DC writers who could have done Justice League and done it better than Hitch -- I just think they were forced to use Hitch.
>>84299984
>I really don't get the appeal of Hitch's art.
You have to think of it in terms of when he got popular. He was big when the predominant artstyle was Image and/or manga-influenced, where the popular artists were Todd McFarlane, Rob Liefeld, Joe Madureira, J. Scott Campbell, Joe Quesada, and others. The only "realistic" artist popular around that time was probably Alex Ross.
The storytelling Hitch and Ellis did together had very noticable differences against Pre-Hitch Ellis Stormwatch, too, and it eventually led to a change in mainstream comic storytelling where there was even more emphasis on "widescreen" and all that.
>>84304538
Yeah if it is the same universe how do New 52 Clark and Lois exist?
>>84306934
Have you not seen the Kal-L and Lois-Two theory yet? It makes the most sense if they just got reborn in place for the other Clark and Lois who were busy with Convergence.
>>84293839
>Flash' ear bolts are missing
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Thanks, OP.
>>84297239
Johns was giving him Wally's humor here and there but this entire issue was like Barry was a 14 year old who just watched the Marvel movies and decided to make his every word a shitty quip.
>>84303875
clearly this one is evolved enough to talk to
So is Justice League no longer a flagship book for the line? This was, by far, the weakest Rebirth book I've read and the story feels inconsequential.
>>84308629
JL has been bad for like 10-15 years now, doesn't stop it from selling
>>84308714
New 52 JL was the obvious flagship book of the line and some pretty important shit, story-wise, occurred within its pages. No comment on the quality, just the impact it had on the line.
This shit feels like filler.
>>84308759
Honestly it was pretty contained and didn't affect other books besides SMWW I guess? I ignored it most of the time and didn't miss anything. It wasn't as much as you're saying it was.
>>84308811
It was the flagship book of the New 52 and pretty much all the major storylines for the line went through that book. It was indeed as much as I'm saying it was.
Weakest DC issue of the week.
>>84308838
It was the main book for sure but I don't think it affected others much at all. Or at least I don't see anything special in what it did to suggest this Hitch book can't or won't do the same.
To each his own, I guess
>>84293697
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>>84293823
>Gave up on drawing Wondie's chest strap MID PAGE
>Superman's Red Boots are back
>Jessica missing her Lantern Eye
Editor DGAF at all. This was bad.
AlsoAquaman pointing at Baz's dick
Thanks, OP.
>>84304794
Johns had good bits but was never consistently good.
The last consistently good JL writer was Joe Kelly.
goddamn this was bad.
Throughout the years I've always made it a point to sort of keep up with the justice league - see which arcs and runs are being talked about and so on - but holy crap I think im done with jl until the creative teams switch
>>84298883
This
It doesent matter that they can handle it if he was there less people would die
>>84300067
Shame it's still a rocky aquaman shirt
>>84300477
Indeed
>>84309791
Red boots are a welcome mistake fuck those blue faggot boots
>>84312579
Man I'm still bummed the better superman design didn't win.
>>84312974
Same, whoever decided for the blue boots needs to be shot and pissed on
>>84293834
If I didn't know any better, I'd be shipping Barry and Jessica.
>>84293733
Literally ever GL is better than Kyle. Although Baz and Jessica are both definitely on my top five Earth lanterns list.
I disagree about J'onn, though. They should have just bumped the roster up to twelve, that makes room for him, Cyborg, the two extra lanterns, Shazam, and Zatanna, who they should also shove in there since they have no magic users.
>>84293731
That face is nowhere near as bad as Sharon in Steve Rogers
>>84314096
In the Flash #1 it seems like Iris and Barry want to fuck even New 52 Wally so it.
>>84293777
Third panel looks exactly like Christian Bale Batman
>>84302200
Its sad people still deny green arrow was a fuckup it was mostly fine but that social justice warrior line was unforgivable
>>84293679
>>84293689
>Are there places that aren't like this place where comic book stuff happens?
This meme needs to fucking die. I'm so sick of it. Embrace your fictional world and stop trying to compare it to the "real world" that these people have no concept of. Enough hipster 4th wall breaking bullshit.
>>84303875
He can't talk to them because there to stupid he is capable of talking to more intelligent sea creatures
>>84312974
>I am
Stop trying to make superman Jesus dc, he's not Jesus
>>84303906
I like when hades helped mold her from clay
>>84304538
All will be revealed
It will be stupid but it will he revealed
>>84314585
Captain marvel is a magic user technicly but yeah you need zatanna on there for her magical stuff
>>84315257
I thought that at first to but it turns out there talking about other planets not other universes
>>84314096
That's auctualy a real concern most reading green lanterns know it's best if they just stay friends but from justice league you could easily end up shipping them
I hate to be a hater, but this sucked.
>Amorphous blob of evil #059645-50695-04045C
>Biggest threat ever in the history of ever!
>Wow we defeated in one issue like always.
>Now it will go back to the jobber planet and get more AYY LMAO to be threats just to be knocked down because of lazy writing.
>>84293733
Cyborg provides literally nothing unique or important to the Justice League and is only on the roster because he's black
>>84315584
Do they even need him now that they have Simon and Jessica as token minorities?
>>84296329
I always felt Zatanna would be better on the roster than MM, even though I love him to death.
>>84315971
I wouldn't say so. All he's ever really been is a portable batcave.
At least Green Lanterns can bring some decent alien villains into the mix. Cyborg has like no rogues.
>>84315584
>>84315971
Damn polturds
>>84303183
Underrated post
>>84298063
I thought he was getting one. In the promo it showed him maybe not with trunks but he had red and a gold band with a gem.
New to comics: can someone explain to me how this is going on at the same time as shit in adventure comics and batman and everything else? Is it just supposed to be understood that this is taking place at a different point in time? Not criticizing, just curious.
>>84317533
They all take place sort of around the same time but not literally concurrently. Like maybe one book's arc is Monday and the next book is Tuesday or something. Basically no issue literally shows every second of a character's life, there's always room for a side adventure here and there.
Really wasn't a fan of this. Art was awful and the story was generic. Did anyone else get really bothered at how excessively the words were bolded? It was literally like every three words sometimes.
>>84315971
Yeah but he's been on so long they can't get rid of him without masking it with a bunch of other roster changes before and after over about 6 issues
>>84317986
Wait it's bimonthly now so 12 issues
Maybe 8
>>84293762
That dialogue used to be normal.
>>84317533
>can someone explain to me how this is going on at the same time as shit in adventure comics and batman and everything else?
You should stop reading comics if this actually bothers you. I'm not trying to be mean or anything, either.
>>84293785
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qd3sD17Ovyk
>>84293665
always hiding the lack of underwear. its getting to be fucking jarring how often they hide their crotches.
>>84293777
that is definitely a sketch of christian bale batman
>>84294547
>This comic was mostly just a statement of we are writing good story's again in the style justice league arcs should be.
>now i will make this statement mean something by writing a shit story
>>84293839
jesus christ, the entire book looked like a coloring book version of a better drawn hitch comic. what the fuck?
>>84293834
When are the real Wonder Twins joining the Justice League?
>>84293665
hitch needs to ditch this inker man. goes to show how much of the finishing is left to great inkers.
>>84319172
Because the artists know characters like Superman look fucking stupid just in one colour. Like he's wearing a onesie.
>>84315253
It was literally a single phrase in a single panel, that will most likely be never referenced again.
That's called being butthurt if I've ever seen it
>>84319230
I thought the same thing.
>>84319440
Sounds more like autist desu.
>>84319440
Any positive validation of social justice in any context is unacceptable and promotes pure evil.
Although it sort of makes sense for Ollie, however it would also be good to see Ollie put them in their place too showing what a corruption they are compared to classically liberal ideologies.
Justice League #2 Yanick Paquette variant
>>84298528
https://twitter.com/THEBRYANHITCH/status/722174092506435588
>>84305200
That's the late 90's.Liefeld founded Awesome but turned out to be a terrifying fuck-up.Campbell had Danger Girl.Quesada founded Event Comics with Jimmy Palmiotti and helped Marvel put back on its knees after its bankruptcy.Spawn had a movie.
>>84320529
That tweet doesn't remotely confirm surprise. He just said he was excited/terrified....because he's taking over Johns' title. Tom King posts the same "I'm excited and terrified" tweets about taking over Snyder's Batman.
>>84320636
So Hitch drawing this issue must be an editorial fuck-up. He should have finished his JLA sooner.
>>84320529
is Yanick working on WW e1 #2 or has he moved on to a new project yet
the guy is too good to just be doing variants.
>>84320660
I don't know about that, either. I mean, it was probably a fuck-up, but I think Hitch was OK with doing JL Rebirth and, by necessity, delaying JLA's completion. It's probably why he himself went on Twitter to say that the rest of JLA wasn't cancelled but he was going back to work on all of it -- an editorial mishap probably wouldn't warrant his input.
>>84319172
On the plus side although they can't just hide it like they do with supes trunks the artists can stealth fix aquaman by slowly changing his shirt from rock back to scales.
Supes is stuck without trunks for a while
>>84319291
Ok yeah it's weak but I like the general message
This week's aquaman did a much better job of indicating the direction they were going with manta
>>84319440
Regardless of what you think of it or even if you believe it was done to make fun of social justice warriors it will affect public perception of his ideology for years to come.
>>84321153
Yet the only people that talk about it are the ones that are butthurt about it
>>84320686
He's doing the Nightwing Rebirth one-shot, not sure after that.
Can some one explain how nu52 superman died?
>>84321357
A combination of kryptonite poisoning overcharged cells and one other thing I forget
>>84315464
That has the same problem, though, because earth being unusually attacked by shit is also a narrative convenience. Whether it means compared to other universes or not, it's still calling attention to a problem that only exists because it must for the stories to keep working in this kind of endless serial universe. And since it can never be satisfactorily addressed, it shouldn't be so careless brought up and reminding us that, yes, the universe doesn't make sense. We all know it doesn't make sense, but we're willing to go along with it regardless. But if you keep bringing it up like you're being all smart, we're not going to be able to do that.
>>84323262
true
its kind of like how they keep bringing up the double standard of public perception of x-men and other heros in marvel it just makes you think more about how little sense it makes
>>84321415
being divine for a bit too long
>>84323967
wasent that the overcharged cells
Justice League Rebirth 01 (2016) (Webrip) (The Last Kryptonian-DCP)
http://www2.zippyshare.com/v/n9BB9sWe/file.html
>>84303537
it's terry
>>84298816
Which is why so many of you are Halfags
>>84315584
Hes a fucking anime super robot man, how do you NOT make that cool? Nigga should be transforming and shotting mecha and gattaiing with the watchtower and shit.
>>84305200
The Widescreen meme is a meme. Name any big "widescreen" comics based out of Authority outside The Ultimates and perhaps Civil War, two books with direct creative continuity from the Authority.
>>84293785
is everyone ignoring
>Boom tube inside its brain
?
>>84321415
Overcharged cells from the Apokolips (sp?) pits during the Darkseid War jerk-off Johns gave us, the Kryptonite poisoning as a result of the shit we got from the Truth/Savage Dawn bull-shit, and the solar flare BS related to that and other shit.
>>84321357
kryptonite from truth
apokolips shit from darkseid war
some bullshit from fighting rao in JLA
>>84324151
oh i thought u meant the red sun poisoning from rao
>>84296329
Hal
Ollie
Hal has been off the book longer than he's been on it since the New 52 started. It doesn't seem like Jessica or Baz are actually other than reserves, pulled in as and when needed, and it sounds like they are the GLs for this sector, so it makes total sense. Now, I agree on you that Victor is useless, unless they started to do a lot more about cyber warfare and things like that. But it really can't be done in an exciting fashion to depict say some villain or terrorist threatening to shut off the grid or steal everyone's money via EFTs. And this issue is an example of where his boom tube and other shit they used to upgrade him is worthless.
I agree with >>84316342 that a magic user would be good on the team and Zatanna would thus be a good add. What they really need to do is go back to the idea of some reserves, and use some of them for 2 or 3 issues of an arc, like they did a little bit in the lead up to the otherwise waste of time Trinity War.
>>84317822
It's a dumb set-up for what will probably be an uninteresting story.
The villain being some sort of outer-worldly parasitic being that's incredible Super Strong and resistant to all of them unless they combine their forces. In this case, we're getting the techno-psuedo scientific version, in others, we'd get the Because Magic version.
>>84323952
Also true.
I think I've only ever really seen it work in Marvels. Partially because it was good enough that I'm willing to cut it a bit more slack, but also because it tied it into the constant waffling of the citizens of the Marvel universe on Heroes, something heavily focused on in the story. It allowed the Mutants to be the ones who continually represented the part of the Marvels the rest of humanity hated and wrote an interwoven enough story to justify it more while making the tension serve the story. It wasn't just making the disconnect be tied to some bog standard "OC aliens attack earth, Justice League fights them off" story.
And because it's an AU that takes place in the middle of the 20th century, rather than a sliding timeline meant to keep pace with the main 616 universe as it existed when it was written. This allows the more psuedo-science bits of the Mutants, that they're going to "replace" humanity, have a bit more of an actual basis because it's in the 60's anyway.
It doesn't get around all the problems, the primary of which is that there is no way to tell who is a mutant and who simply has crazy super powers without a genetic test. Not all mutants look a like and even all of them look inhuman. Some inhuman looking Marvels aren't mutants, and some human looking ones are. The only real way people know who Mutants are is through self identification. And when the story wants it so that spontaneously developing powers is obviously an X-gene mutation to everyone and no one tries to see if it might be something else.
bumo
>>84296752
The only awful faces here are the women. Everyone else looks pretty alright.
>>84293749
I don't read DC anymore, why are there 2 Green Lanterns and why they're niggers?
>>84296752
>talking shit about Bryan Hitch
He is still much better than 95% of nowadays artists.
>>84294032
I just want to sniff them estrogen laden armpit.
>>84330459
Hal is off in space; Baz is middle-eastern, I believe, I haven't actually read anything that he's in except for this issue, just off this story-time. Jessica was picked to be the Power Ring (Earth 3 Crime Syndicate lantern) towards the end of the cluster-fuck that was Forever Evil. He got killed or killed himself, I don't even care to recall, she was picked, she's figured out how to become good and over come the evil or maybe now she's an actual this universe Lantern, yadda yadda.
Your probable fave Guy is female in the far future.
>>84331279
where's Kyle? and John?
Decent
>>84330620
>He is still much better than 95% of nowadays artists
Not really. Modern Hitch is just yet another mediocre house-style cape artists in a sea of mediocre house-style cape artists. Having great art in the past doesn't absolve you from putting out garbage after you've become famous.
>>84332964
Kyle's just finished his stint with the Omega Men. He's apparently still the White Lantern but we haven't seen him do anything since Rebirth.
John I have no idea. I didn't follow that "The Lost Army" miniseries.
