?????

What? He's a magic dog.

Unless some stupid shit like that came up in NuAdventure Time.

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>>84252516
In 2014, This guy happened.

>>84252516
He's the equivalent of a chestburster that came out of a dog.

>>84252516
The made a episode explaining that he is a mixture of a this demon (>>84252537) and his dad.

>>84252502
he's the offspring of a doppleganger and his father
he budded off his dad and his parents were like
"meh"

>>84252516
Bro, I..

>>84252502
He's part dog part slime.

>>84252751
Aren't we all some sort of chest burster that came out of a woman? Except that we leave through the pussy, sometimes from the belly... Pussy burster does sounds cool.

Why they have to explain shit? The whole appeal of "deep lore" adventure time was that it was dark stuff hidden under a happy fun adventure show.

When that shit comes to the surface and becomes the dominant force of the show, it ruins it. Let us believe that Jake is magic.