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>>84181076
Welcome back, Anons! Is that Fisk on the left?
>>84223999
>Cage:............This is Jeryn's fault, isn't it?
>Danny: Yep.
I knew it, the Nun was evil! You can recognize these things after going to Catholic school.
So apparently she's Discount Black Widow.
>>84224217
>You won't beat her.
This motherfucker doesn't know Luke Cage very well.
>"Danny, can you get in through the window?"
>"Yeah, but you can't, Luke."
>"Don't worry, I've got a plan."
Oh, that wasn't Fisk, it was an unrelated black guy.
Wait, why wasn't he white on the cover?
This is the problem with trying to sneak into a place unmasked, when you don't wear a mask. Any asshole can recognize you.
See, this is why Luke should brag about the whole "steel hard skin" thing instead of being 300 pounds.
I think I hate this woman.
And there goes Luke's shirt.
>>84224148
Also bad guys dressing up as priests and nuns is a huge cliche.
>"Fist and Cage were working for me."
Oh, you bitch...
Well I'll be damned, despite >>84224303 she DID manage to beat them.
Fucking Jeryn...
Guess I was wrong last thread, they're due for a SPIDER-MAN villain this time.
So yeah, they get some really lame jobs sometimes.
>>84224759
Even Cage can't win 'em all.
Reading up on the crossover thread. I would love Heroes for Hire to team up/go against the following
>Gunsmith Cats
>Lupin The 3rd
>Booster & Beetle
>Cassandra Cain
This is a weird kind of foreplay.
>>84224949
Damn it Anon, why'd you have to get me in the mood for Lupin? I haven't seen that since it was on Toonami.
>"Don't worry about it Danny, it's from some mob boss I took out a while ago with a Knight fetish."
>>84225024
I miss Lupin too man. God, I can imagine Luke losing his shit to Lupin's tricks. And how cool would Danny or Colleen/Misty vs. Jigen/Goemon would be?
Man, Harmony has to pay most of the bills. I can't imagine why else Misty puts up with her, given how much she seems to hate her sometimes.
>>84225165
>Jigen constantly shoots at Luke
>No matter how many bullseyes he shoots, Luke isn't hurt.
Man, I love finger-lasers. I'm so bummed out that nobody remember the Green Goblin used to use them.
This guy isn't too bright, it seems.
>>84225191
She should just move in with Col. Jean died and Harmony was almost killed by Sabertooth and ditz. Col will at least try and end fools.
>Sabertooth: 'Kay frail, this time yer ass *Gets 2 Kunai in his eyes* FUCK!!! WHHYYY?!
>Col: Ooops. Didn't see that, did you?
>Misty: Boooo!
>>84225392
Sabertooth can't possibly be THAT thick to try that shit twice and expect to get away with it unharmed.
Ouch, RIGHT in front of the place too. He practically gift-wrapped himself.
Oh hey, Chemistro again!
I'll never understand why they even bother shooting at Luke Cage. Do you think you're gonna be the lucky one, you twits?
>>84225611
>Danny: I Can't believe you are actually doing this.
>Luke: Man, the X-Men owe us one. We made sure Unus is in jail! What's asking for a ride?
I get that that that's supposed to be a damning line, but he's still a superhero, and you're a crook.
Wait, Danny has a dog?
Man, Busiek has really been trying to push this "Luke has been around Danny for so long he isn't black anymore" thing.
This... isn't one of your better ideas, DW.
>>84225971
Knowing our heroes luck, DW gets them fighting a demon on film.
>>84226062
I'd buy that Luke and Danny were the stars of the original Blair Witch Project.
Oh fuck, it's another new Chemestro.
Dumbass.
oh no, how will danny survive against an entire room full of henchmen
Yeah, you all saw this coming.
>>84226105
>Heroes for Hire: Crooks? Crushed. Aliens? Annihilated. Eldrich Horrors? Eliminated. Super-Villians? Stomped. Call today & get our Exorcism 1/2 off deal!!
Man, just imagine if Bullseye could pull this diamond trick.
>>84226253
And yet they'll still somehow only get bodyguard jobs.
Luke, punch his lights out first, and THEN check it out.
>>84225857
Why is Misty's hair so straight?
DUN DUN DUN
>>84225906
Somehow, this is Jeryn's fault.
>>84226384
And so is this?
>>84226371
So, who fucks him up worse: Luke, Danny or Misty?
>>84226357
After Harmony and HER ever-changing hairstyle, one issue of Misty is basically nothing.
>>84226415
On the one hand, it's one of Luke's villains.
On the other hand, it's Danny's sparring partner and his oldest friend.
Could go either way.
>"Oh no."
That one guy has the only proper reaction when you found out you just tried to mug Power Man and Iron Fist.
>>84226397
Yes.
Why the fuck would you make three of those damn things?!
You'd think "Luke Cage will stop you" would be enough to make a criminal reconsider.
>>84226594
He needed a hobby and he didn't know how to knit.
Going by the font on that door, apparently Luke's superhero title is Powerman, all one word, like he's a fucking Robot Master.
I'm just going to assume Danny and Misty broke in that office the old fashioned way.
That face in the last panel is the face of a man who is trying to decide exactly which of the myriad ways he knows to kill a man he should use on Chemistro.
This issue, not only does Harmony have a new hair style, she's wearing a hat.
>>84226630
>Move over Dr. Doom!
Yeah...Doom tried to big time Cage. Didn't end well for him. You're better off fucking with the X-Men.
And Misty is only now realizing what Luke's been putting up with since Busiek started writing.
It's sad that Luke and Danny are getting used to these kinds of shenenigans.
>>84226763
Marvel heroes are terrifying when pissed. Compared to DC heroes who can overpower their foes, MU heroes, to paraphrase Prof. X, have to use their heads and train their ability to their razors' edge.
Danny is a living weapon and beats up fucking dragons. Who stopping that train?
Oh no, he's got Luke!
>"Simmer down, his zap only hit my shirt."
>"What can you do to me, Iron Fist? You don't even have any powers!"
Famous last words. Has "you don't have any powers" ever NOT resulted in a one-sided beat-down?
>>84223999
Coming in late because I was finishing off Jessica Jones.
Malcolm is best boy. MCU Hogarth can get right fucked, will be disappointed if recurring on Iron Fist. Luke Cage's backstory is all kinds of messed up by having him successfully marry Reva. IGH storyline is both a)clearly just going to be Inhuman Growth Hormone and b) generally more interesting that 10th Doctor rapeventures.
Patsy Walker primed for chasing the Red Dragon in season 2, giving us Hellcat.
You ever try punching solid granite, Anons? I have (it was a dare don't ask), and it fucking hurts. And here's Danny shattering it with one blow. Don't fuck with Iron Fist.
>>84227085
>MCU Hogarth can get right fucked
Say what you will about Jeryn, he's at worst, kind of a dick. Jeri, though? She's a damn monster, and I don't mean that as a good thing.
Hey, at least Bob got to give a boot up Chemistro's ass, at least.
>>84227122
>Jeri, though? She's a damn monster, and I don't mean that as a good thing.
Jessica Jones had a it too much of that going around. I don't know, I don't think you really have to portray everyone as that much of a dick or an incompetent tool to make characters realistic.
>>84227122
Seriously. Jeryn is greedy enough that he toes the line of morality and has that hilarious Rocky Mountain Sex Bunker, but Jerry is a goddamn sociopath who legitimately was trying to Purple Man herself.
>>84226971
I thought it was because "No killing" was more of a suggestion than a rule in Marvel.
>>84224056
>Greg Larocque
Man, whatever happpened to Wallyanon? Thems were good storytimes, but he dropped it halfway through one of the Underworld Unleashed bookends.
And now the original Chemistro has a job with Tony Stark. Hopefully now he won't get bored and make ANOTHER freaking Chemistry gun.
That's it for tonight, Anons. See you tomorrow for one of the weirder parts of Danny's backstory, a part that has yet to be mentioned outside of this series.
>>84227162
The original Alias book was full of all kinds of similar character torture. Maddie Franklin got turned into a doped up walking drug lab.
Shame they twisted "Patsy Walker is embarrassed by her Mom's commercial exploitation of her likeness" into what they did on the show. Plus now I'm confused as to if Hedy and Buzz were her actual friends, or her costars on the show, if they exist at all.
>>84224217
Nice boots tho.
>>84224249
>Naked Rastaman getting high on a roof
What the hell is he going to inform you about, how Reggae has been going downhill?
>>84225927
Had to look up the word "ofay". Apparently it's a legit slur for white people. Never heard it before.
>>84223999
this was my first comic
>>84224775
Hammerhead is the only Spider-Man villain to have escaped from a Dick Tracy comic.
>>84227397
Did it leave you with a puppetry fetish?
