Alright let's do this
A loud series of crashes at the Baxter building!
No one tackles like Blue eyes Ben!
OOOF
...
Sue! Using my device you've increased your forcefield power to useful levels! Care to see if you can withstand a 5 ton force collision?
Sure Reed! I'm not tired yet! Come at me Ben!
That's what I like to hear! Here I go!
OOOF! Reed there's gotta be a better way to do this!
Haha! I'm sure there is! But watching this is more fun.
Reed, I SWEAR one of these days
ONE OF THESE DAYS
Guys? Everyone who lives in the Baxter Building and the entire city of New York is on the line to complain about all the noise you're making.
Those jerks never understand. I'm making a rock man try to tackle my wife for SCIENCE.
Ok Ben we're done for the day. Go watch a football game or whatever you do in your spare time. I don't want to have to explain all this to the police again.
>>84065970
Thanks for these,Anon
We gotta find a better place to do this kind of "science" anyways!
How about we buy some place in redneck country? They never complain about anything if you go out rural enough.
No Johnny! The kind of experiments I'd like to do are too dangerous even for the country! Now I've put some thought into this...
What we need to do is buy our own private island. I got this in the mail today, it's a small, deserted island located off the coast of... well... I don't know where. This map doesn't make a lot of sense.
Reed: Here take a look! It's for sale cheap! Compared to other deserted, private islands.
Sue: A private island! How exciting!
Johnny: Who advertises private island sales by junk mail?
Oh boy! Let's go buy us and island! Now... you let me do the talking and I'll haggle them down lower than the bluebook price! Just you watch!
By now the Fantastic Four must have checked their mail and saw my offer for my private island! I'll give them a royal welcome they'll never forget!
vroooom
Johnny: Radar tells us we're near the island!
Ben: THIS is the island you want?
Reed: What do you mean Ben? The brochure made it look so good!
The island is tiny, and there's a giant reef in the way!
OK it may be a fixer-uper. Still, let's check it out. Johnny, let's bring our U-boat up to the surface.
Huh. Doesn't look so bad...
HEY TORCH! CUT US A HOLE IN THE REEF. WE GOTTA FIGURE OUT HOW MUCH WORK IT'LL TAKE TO MAKE THIS ISLAND LOOK LIKE A GIANT 4.
whooooosh
Sue! Get over here!
What good is a summer home you gotta rock climb to get into?
I love it! I won't have to deal with solicitors or Jehovas witnesses ever again!
Reed, I sense the presence of others.
Sue, did you forget that you're not a psychic? Or is this one of those female intuition things... this is supposed to be a deserted island
Yo Reed! Something just sank your boat.
I'LL TAKE A LOOK
OH FUCK
Hold onto my legs Ben! Johnny forgot that his fire powers don't work underwater! I'll save him!
Good work Ben! You were as steady as a rock!
Oh Johnny! When will you ever learn?! Also what happened to our boat?
SO ANYWAYS! I saw a large clamp pulling it under into a cave! The animators didn't feel like drawing that.
LOOK!
LET'S GET HIM!
heeeheeeheeeheee! Chase me! Chase me!
Yes! Yes! Right into my cave!
We're caved in! I'll punch our way out!
Save your energy Thing! It's useless!
Who is that guy? Hey didn't he play Munch from Law and Order?
It is I! The Moleman! And these are my molemen! Say Hello Molemen!
BLBLBLBLBLBLBLBL
My brochure fooled you! And now I'll fool you again! I just need to pull this lever and down you go!
See you next fall!
Owww! What does that guy want with us?
I DON'T KNOW BUT I'M GOING TO PUNCH WALLS UNTIL I GET SOME ANSWERS
STOP BEN! THAT WALL IS RADIOACTIVE!
PS ( a bump now and then and equally snarky observations are welcome)
>>84068011
(the board isn't moving fast enough to necessitate bumping)
Richards! You're ruining the show! My boys and I wanted to see Thing kill himself. Can't you see that my guys here need some amusement in their lives?
>>84068078
>>84068107
HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
You guys are probably wondering why I sent you a brochure about my island and then waited for you to come here so I could capture you and sink your ship. Well, I'll explain it now. Observe on my screen on yonder wall!
Well you see! We've been building tunnels all over the world to every important world capitol! And Hawaii, because Moleman deserves vacations too. I'm worth it!
And under these cities I've build giant hydraulic platforms that I can lower at my command down miles if I wanted to! Think about how the nations will panic!
And then my army of molepeople will come up and take over the world! Now you can sit there and watch as I take over the world you love so much!
Sue, use your forcefield when I distract him!
>>84065970
Oh hey, it's you again.
I like how you write these. It's deranged, but not incoherent enough to fall into that random nonsensical type of humor that thing like this usually seem to be written as.
Hey Moleman! Your favorite movie is overrated!
>>84068463
FUCK YOU.
WHAT? NO. WE ARE NOT DOING THIS RIGHT NOW. DON'T YOU DARE TALK SHIT ABOUT...
Oh! You're trying to stall for time! It's no use!
MMMMMMMMM
WHAT? WHAT IS THIS?! I CAN'T PRESS THE BUTTON! SOMETHING IS PREVENTING ME FROM PUSHING THIS BUTTON! THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE! NOTHING CAN STOP THE MOLEMAN!
Thing: It's working! Keep it up!
Sue: I ... CAN'T.... KEEP .... IT... UP! HIS HANDS ARE REALLY CLAMMY. CAN'T... HOLD ON MUCH LONGER
>>84068571
>NOTHING CAN STOP THE MOLEMAN!
Not even... a wooden gun?
*sigh*
Ok! Plan B! Sue! I'm going to hug us and you put your forcefield around me. Can you TRY and do that correctly Sue?
BOING
What?! What happened?! What the fuck was that?
FINALLY! IT'S CLOBBERING TIME! rawr
I'll handle these mongoloids!
Coming through!
>>84068463
>earth's top genius
I'LL GET THAT MOLEMAN!
Johnny! Look out! He's pulling some sort of velvet cord that clashes with the decor!
Mwahaha! Little does the Human Torch know but I have a tornado living down below just for this very situation!
Can't keep... flame on! Reed! Help!
Too late! He's on his own now!
Something... I set out to do but I couldn't do! My ego!
Sue! Ben! Watch out! He has more cords!
Clever! Yes! I do have more cords! And you're right where I want you!
But seriously though this one cord does everything. The rest are decorative.
Gah! He pulled a Ilpalazzo on us!
>>84065970
mind linking to any previous ones you've done(I know I've seen at least one other), also when you run out of Fantastic 4 episodes will you move onto doing this to other old and somewhat crappy cartoons, cause I bet there's some others that would be good for this
also we should totally dub over the actual episodes with this dialogue
I'm stuck in this really soft smelly gak-like substance! The more I move the more I get stuck!
GOTTA PULL THIS PANEL OFF AHHHHHHHH
THERE IT GOES
>>84069230
>>84046040
I know of a lot of good shows that I could do this for, yes.
>>84069186
And the winner for the best Excel Saga joke goes to.....
I don't know how those guys on Star Trek get around those Jeffries tubes so easily. This is killing my knees!
What the? Everything is a hologram! It isn't real!
That's right! Watching you struggle amuses me! Now! In exactly 20 seconds I will fill this room with deadly neutrotoxin! But I'm not going to watch you suffocate because that's not my fetish. Bye!
Idiot! All I need to do is use a forcefield to drill a hole in the wall. No one takes me seriously...
These were just regular bricks! I'll just turn invisible and find the others...
Deadly Neurotoxin! How did Moleman manage to get that in a room with no vents! No matter! I'll just flex my way out of this room!
CARNIVAAAAAAAAAAAAL
I did it!
>>84069584
thicc
Oh! He has his control center right over there! I'll mess everything up.
I hate this fire extinguisher room! Every time I try to flame on I get sprayed! I can't.... do ... anything!
I think I hear flame boy whimpering over here! Loser, I got out of MY deathtrap
Hey Johnny! Make yourself useful and turn on your fire! We got more of them cave people
huehuehuehuehuehue kek kek kek!
Johnny! Do something about these creeps will ya?
How about... THIS!
>>84069842
GOTTA INCINERATE WASTE
JESUS CHRIST! EVERYONE RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
Good work! Destroy them all Johnny boy! I'm gonna find Moleman and Reed!
What? They ALL got out? Find them!
You and your plans just ran into a brick wall! A brick wall named Ben Grimm!
Let's see what these cords do when I use em! I'm sick of you cave guys I'm the only one who gets to wear a speedo!
>>84069758
>Johnny is the only one weak/stupid enough to not be able to escape his own deathtrap
Damnit man you were supposed to be the cool one, not the retarded one.
So! You know how to use cords too! Well! I bet you didn't expect me to pull the light switch! You can't punch what you can't see! I have a special radar sense so I can see in the dark just fine! Mwahahahahaha!
BONK BONK BONK! You are at MY mercy! I won't allow you to attack the darkness as I knock you into a bottomless pit!
SOMEONE HELP! HOW CAN I FIGHT AGAINST SOMEONE I CAN'T SEE?
That's what you get for messing with the Moleman!
I have the worst teammates...
BEN! Pull yourself up! I don't know how long I can hold your hundreds and hundreds of pounds!
Careful Ben! He's retreated further into the darkness! We have to be careful!
Before you can grope you way to me you'll have to deal with my secret weapon! A giant rock trap!
A giant rock! BEN GET OUT OF THE WAY! IT'LL KILL US ALL!
pew pew
Good work Johnny! Not only did you take care of the boulder but you're an excellent light source! Ben! Clobber him quick!
Ok ok ok. We've got some mission creep here. When I press this button I'll cause all the major cities of the world to freefall miles below, killing every resident! Now we're back on track!
SCREW YOU AND YOUR STUPID PLAN, MOLEMAN. WE WERE HAVING A NICE DAY WE GOT TO GO ON A BOAT RIDE WE WERE GOING TO BUY A NICE ISLAND AND YOU JUST CAME AND SANK OUR BOAT LIKE AN ASSHOLE AND PUT ME IN A HOLOGRAM DEATHTRAP AND HAD US FIGHT CREEPY HALF-NAKED MEN. WELL THIS IS WHAT I THINK OF YOU AND YOUR PLAN. TAKE OFF THAT CAPE YOU'RE NOT DOCTOR DOOM. I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU OR YOUR 3-D SHADES ANYMORE. YOU'RE NOT IN A MOVIE THEY'RE NOT COOL WHEN YOU WEAR THEM OUT IN THE PUBLIC. REEEEEEEEEEEEE
WE ARE DONE HERE. FINISH HIM OFF. WE ARE LEAVING
Nice OP
Finish me off? My super secret control room is down this tunnel! I'm going to drop down and pull my OTHER switch and then you'll be sorry!
>>84070569
Oh shit!
How will the Fantastic Four get out of this one?
Come to think of it. My plan wasn't that good at all. Why would ruining some cities make it easier for me to take over the world with a bunch of spear-wielding manlets? Why did I have a convoluted plan to lure Reed Richards here when I have tunnels right under his house? I KNEW thinking up take-over-the-world plans while on Xanax would get me into trouble some day...
Johnny: Reed? Are you going to stretch down and go get him?
Richards: No JOHNNY! We're leaving! Let's go home.
What's the matter Reed? Are you a Chicken a big rubber chicken? CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP
>>84065970
How is this so good? It's like what I wanted various spin-offs inspired by Sealab 2021 to be but without the soul crushing disappointment of reality.
But he's going to sink our cities...
Reed: There's no time! To the boat!
Reed: We've got to get off this island. NOW!
Johnny: But... but... but... we won't have a home to go back to...
>>84070753
It's not quite Sea Lab levels if insanity, and I think that's why I like it so much.
It makes just enough sense that you could almost see these as being an actual episode.
Sue: THESE LOSERS? AGAIN!?
Reed: Ben! Run interference while we blitz our way to our boat and then... safety! Hike! I'm sorry Ben but I don't really understand Football.
It's ok Reed. It's the thought that counts.
You two! Get down. Ben! Stop screwing around and get in the ship!
Take a chill pill already Stretch. You've been bossing everyone around all day. I'm comin' I'm comin' I'm going to miss punching these little dudes.
Sue: I hope Reed has a good explanation for all this...
Johnny: Yeah... I hope so.
Reed: OK you too! When I was down below I reversed the polarity on Moleman's machines so that when he tried to destroy the world's cities he'd instead destroy his own island!
Don't give me that look! The look on your faces was priceless! Thinking everyone in our city wad dead! Priceless...
Thing: Look! There it goes! Right into the ocean! I hope the Moleman and his troops know how to swim! Haw haw haw!
Reed: Yes Ben! They're going to the center of the Earth! I think we've seen the last of him!
Reed: Full speed ahead!
Sue: Reed? Why? Also how does your steering wheel even work? It's not connected to anything...
Reed: Why! We still need to buy ourselves an island of course! I know a few dozen listings for deserted ominous islands and I'm SURE a few of them are legit.
See, now this is what Cartoon Network should do; take old 60s shows and redo them like what they did with Sealab 2021.
It's loads more entertaining than that horrid Teen Titans Go shit.
Sue, Ben, Johnny in unison: OH NOOOO!
vrrrrrrrooooooom
THE END
Thanks for bearing with me everyone. I had fun and I hope you did too!
I remember renting tapes of 60s FF cartoons and they had a robot instead of the Human Torch as the fourth member. God I hated H.E.R.B.I.E.
>>84071068
Oh those ones are fun. Stan Lee did a lot of writing for that show and he's really bad at it. I love it.
>>84071068
if I recall properly that was an earlier cartoon, they couldn't use Human Torch cause his rights were tied up in a TV series that never got off the ground
>>84071068
>>84071089
OP here. (I really should get a tripcode for these threads)
The cartoon I did here is the 1967 Fantastic Four. The one with H.E.R.B.I.E was the 1978 one. This cartoon was the Marvel show with the highest budget from the 60s.
>>84071042
Definitely m8
Top tier stuff.
>>84071816
If you liked this then you'll be in for a treat when we get to some of the better villains like Dr. Doom, Super Skrull, Galactus...
Well, until tomorrow.
>>84066697
Exploitable
>>84068107
>>84068130
Macro possibility
>>84068463
Macro possibility
>>84068692
Macro possibility
>>84068769
Macro possibility
>>84069106
Excellent reaction face
>>84069782
Good reaction image
Lots of good OC!
>>84067226
Is no one going to notice that the rock he's holding onto looks likea turd?
>>84072157
It doesn't look like that. It looks like... Ben's face. That's weird.
>>84072189
>It doesn't look like that. It looks like... Ben's face.
That's exactly what I said.A turd.
>>84069186
>Excel saga
Ahh teeange memories of hyperactive idiot anime girls.
>>84066850
>tfw Ben Grimm will never try to jew you out of an island
>>84072998
Why even live
Bravo anon
wat
You're on a roll OP, keep em coming!!!
Cant wait for the next chapter of Reed and his friends.
Bumping for all to see.
Surprise bump!
This should be a youtube show.
>>84066143
Who the fuck is that blond asshole and where is HERBIE?
best kind of threads at /co/ right now. keep up the good work.
Holy shit this was great, I havent been in /co/ for a while and this thread reminded me why I used to lurk here.
Thanks for this good ol time OP
>>84071913
Fuck, can't wait OP
Keep up the good work
>vlcsnap
Nnoooooooo! why isn't this ancient crappy cartoon being watched with a top-of-the-line video player?!
First time in one of these threads. Great job OP. Got some Space Goast, Coast to Coast vibes from this.
one last bump because this deserves to be seen
>>84079475
OP here, I wouldn't be opposed to that if I had any real talent in editing video, If I had voice actors because I couldn't do anyone justice, and enough time to pull it all together.
Still, it does sound like a lot of fun. Maybe someday. At least writing this stuff isn't a problem.
>>84065970
Godspeed, son.
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