Good evening /co/,
Name? Address?
Edge.
>>84059678
>>84059678
36.... CALIBER
WHENS CONTEST OF CHAMPIONS RELAUNCH THOUGH
Thank you op.
>>84059716
fuck yeah
>>84059678
bring on the edge
Here's the rest: http://www.mediafire.com/download/lm2cf4m8t95c12z/Punisher_2099_21-30.zip
http://www.mediafire.com/download/882ca0xl4e9t5u0/Punisher_2099_31-34_%2B_AD_Apocalypse.zip
>>84059727
no, thank you, anon
hah! young Palmiotti on inks!
>>84059716
>>84059733
This is just gonna be Judge Dredd, isn't it?
>>84059742
it's like it's Frankmas!
>>84059678
Hello Storyteller.
Well, time for "satire".
Also, that is quite possibly one of the tackiest costumes ever put to print. His crotchplate is teeth for fucks sake.
>>84059771
I feel like the pigeon of allergies shit in my throat and every muscle in my body aches
>>84059829
Crotch teeth, you say?
>>84059859
That's crotch floss
>>84059835
I'm losing it at the pixel skull
>>84059859
w-waifu
>>84059859
only a few more weeks until she's written like garbage
>>84059869
dat advanced 2099 technology
>>84059770
Pat mills
/co/ has been very /pol/ today...
anyway, respite
>>84059716
ok but i've seen this greentext
>>84059865
can't it be both?
>>84059835
This is even better than I had imagined.
>>84059903
at least Chuck Tingle has issued the best possible response to the Brexit
>>84059829
it's taking his look and turning it up 1000 years
>>84059835
>variable density power bat
Gotta admit, that's kind of a neat ide-
>"I've never used the lower settings!"
... Sigh.
>>84059859
Yeah, but Artemis is legit badass. This dude is trying too hard, and has yet to escape Hell by crawling out of his own grave.
... I really need to re-read Artemis REQUIEM sometime.
>>84059912
we've only begun to begin
>>84059911
Tooth floss?
i didn't expect but like the corporation stuff
>>84059924
Punisher in Hell would just start killing
>>84059946
>>84059924
>using the lower settings
Do you even punish?
>>84059918
He may be the only light in the political darkness ahead. At least he's industrious.
>>84059946
>to withstand every conceivable weapon
>so he used the inconceivable
man the plasma thing doesn't(can't?) live up to that amazing text
>>84059962
>>84059961
the corporation stuff is both very of its time and still pretty fucking relevant, maybe even more. you know the Marx quote,
>Hegel remarks somewhere that all great world-historic facts and personages appear, so to speak, twice. He forgot to add: the first time as tragedy, the second time as farce.
>>84059961
Yeah, 2099 was Marvel: Cyberpunk.
>>84059961
And there would always be more criminals to kill! Punisher kills Satan! This feels like a market that ought to be capitalized upon.
Fuck yes.
We should do Doom Force next to keep with the theme.
>>84059924
>This dude is trying too hard
First time reading Pat Mills?
>>84060005
>nope, shot him in the head.
>>84060018
fistbump of texan solidarity
>>84060005
yeah but i didn't expect that quote to apply in MY lifetime! but i guess farce is better than tragedy
>>84059946
>techno-shaman
So this is just straight up Shadowrun.
>>84059980
Seems like it would be useful for removing uppity innocents without killing them.
>>84060005
A dystopian future ruled by corporations? That could never happen!:D
>>84060038
HMMMMMMMMMM
>>84060066
I am so ready for Prez to come back--note some similar themes, but a totally different tone.
Also Flintstones might be really, really good.
>>84060054
>>Seems like it would be useful for removing uppity innocents without killing them.
This is a universe where there are surgeons cutting people open on the street and the police don't care. How many innocents do you think there are?
>>84060054
Mills often blends technology and mysticism. Slaine has a whole arc where evil druids use bizarre future technology, and the ABC Warriors has one where the team of robots have one of their members modified to be tri-symmetrical so he can fuse with the consciousness of the planet Mars.
>>84060097
where's Comrade, we have actual Thor cultists here
>>84060059
See this stuff never seems to be taken as a joke by fans and you end up getting people who are like Doom isn't a villain
>>84060097
Flintstones is out in two weeks right?
There better be some Prez in October solicits
>>84060114
Agreed
>>84060111
that Bendis thread >84037187
>>84060097
> Church on Thors-day
Best future
>>84060130
They gotta launch it before November!
>>84060097
>Thors-Day
>>84060156
Has there ever been a Bendis thread that wasn't a barrel of fun?
>>84060156
>>84060198
actual storytimes are like the pain you have to push through to get to the fun
>>84060130
Scooby has had 2 issues before Flintstones even had one?
>>84060216
>TIME TO GO TO VALHALLA, MOM!
>>84060221
Flintstones hasn't come out yet, no
it's out sometime in July
also I think Future Quest got delayed
>>84060252
Fucking Shaner you didn't even draw the entire first issue and had a fill in already
>>84060216
>tfw no avengers madmen
i guess PmIf anon will get there
>>84060266
to be fair, that fill in was Steve Rude so I couldn't be too annoyed
>>84060216
I just saw someone call America Chavez an "interdenominational lesbian" and I'm fucking losing it
it's like what, the Methodist/Lutheran cooperative yard sale?
>>84060186
>Not keeping Thursday sacred
Have fun in Hel!
>>84060278
Steve Rude is doing a fucking Flinstones comic?
>>84059918
I love the skull bike's >_< face.
>>84060280
>interdenominational
now THERE'S diversity!
>>84060280
>>84060299
Steve Pugh is doing the Flintstones, Steve Rude is doing some of Future Quest.
http://www.bleedingcool.com/2016/06/14/review-dc-comics-new-version-of-the-flintstones-is-more-mad-men-than-mad-max/
>>84060299
No, he drew part of a fucking Johnny Quest comic
>>84060280
>You're not a happy family, you're all liars! Because I say so!
Wow, tip it harder, dude.
>>84060280
There are lesbian churches?
>>84060280
>interdenominational lesbian
Man, now that would be a unique take!
>>84060337
In America's utopian yuri dimension, I could believe it.
>>84060304
>>84060350
I know, right?
>>84060337
there's Dianic Wiccans, at least
>>84060319
>It can't last. I must be merciful and kill you before you become disillusioned.
I was fucking joking about tipping it harder. This guy is a exported Final Fantasy villain.
>>84060337
Don't think so, but there should be.
>>84060381
>>84060386
>I was fucking joking about tipping it harder
This is still tame compared to Marshal Law
>>84060401
go forth, the spirit of FRANK is with you
>>84060428
the pauldrons are almost Manhunter
>>84059753
>And your Deadware
Here we see, Jake setting the tone.
Even the Castle > Gallows thing is great.
>>84060455
DOOM 2099 is a fun time
>>84059770
2099 New York police are one of the few justice systems worse than the Judges.
You'll see why in a few pages.
>>84060507
>pack more into one issue of this mag than most comics have in a year
Been a long time since this was a selling point.
>>84060507
Ghost Rider 2099 is a lot of fun for the first few issues
>>84060507
>>84060546
were that we could return to that
>>84060546
Decompression was a mistake.
>>84060571
>>84059962
So yeah, 2099 New York Cops are waaaay worse than the Judges.
The Judges at least don't allow shit like this to go down. Even if Mutants have about as many rights as Degens.
>>84060612
>>84060625
how are you owls today?
>>84060612
>"I let my bullets do the mourning."
>uses a flamethrower
>>84060686
PLASMA
GAS
CANNON
>>84060646
sleepy
how are you OP?
>>84060280
What? She IS an interdimensional lesbian, isn't she?
>>84060712
kind of out of sorts, I've had a deep headache and I haven't made it to my workout in the past few days
this villain read too much Philip Larkin
>>84060646
>How are you owls today?
Pretty good, actually. Today's lesson: Coconut oil. Not soap. Good lube though.
>>84060730
'Interdenominational' is an amazing typo
>>84060730
interdimensional, yes
interdenominational, not so much
>>84060280
>>84060730
I'm an idiot who misread, disregard me
>>84060731
You think it's anything serious?
>>84060646
Just bought myself a copy of Viewtiful Joe. No regrets.Except that I missed my storytime from yesterday
>>84060754
to be fair i'm pretty sure we don't know much of her religious beliefs
>>84060765
probably allergies, the mold is over 9000 right now
and a lack of workout has me twitchy, I might try to go jogging after this even with said mold count
also the dog woke me up at 4:30
>>84060787
doesn't she come from scifi lesbian utopia? you know damn well she's an atheist
>>84060774
Congrats anon a great series.
>>84060787
Thanks to Gillen we do in fact know that she considers Wiccan/Demiurge her god since he was the one who brought about the utopia she comes from.
>>84060824
So she's a..reverse Gnostic?
>>84060802
>scifi lesbian utopia
How do they reproduce? Immortal, artificial sperm, or genetic engineering? This is important.
>>84060807
I think the whole focus-group thing is not the way to make a game, because you start to bring in other people's opinions and lose some of the originality. For Viewtiful Joe, we brought in some kids to a focus test and asked them, "What do you think of the characters?" And all the kids said, "Oh, his head's too big," or "Silvia's annoying, I just want to kill her." They were just trashing the game, so I just got pissed off and said I'm not changing anything.
>>84060795
>>84060855
Same way Carol and Jess did.
>>84060863
Alchemax, eh
>>84060795
Mold in your house? Or just around?
>>84060901
oh man look at that Eurofashion
>>84060550
There that >_< again christ this is too funny
>>84060863
>Dune? What's that?
>>84060912
just in the air
>>84060942
who's the current Marvel villain who's hiding people in their sex dungeon?
>>84060963
>>84061015
>>84060646
>>84060731
>tfw you have the same personal philosophy as a sociopath serial killer
>>84060963
It's one thing I like about this Punisher, he's got a lot of Pathos under all the goofy shit he says and does.
>>84061031
>>84060870
It's rude to tease, anon.
Let's just headcanon this shit and be done with it.
>they've modified themselves so that orgasms result in a stream of semen shooting from the urethra
>there's built in birth control n that the receiving partner(s) has to have the canal opened up wide to get it in there
There's a distinct lack of lesbian science babies in both fiction and reality.
>>84061077
this is really hitting the right combo of "goofy as fuck, ultraviolent, and self-aware about everything going into it" for me
>>84061097
>>84061083
Blame the interdenominationalists
>>84061116
>>84061116
>>84061097
The only thing that would make this bike more ridiculous and awesome is an AI, so you can get some Battle Hopper shenanigans.
>>84061097
There's probably a bunch of shit in 2000AD you would like, storyteller.
>>84061077
Lawmaster.
>>84061170
>>84061173
the AI in SPACE: PUNISHER was great
>>84061170
>THE WALL 2099
>>84061176
right, there's just so much 2000AD it's intimidating
>>84061149
Also can you link the interdenominational lesbian thing pls OP
>>84060963
Regent, who I actually thinklooks pretty cool.
man what kinda punisher needs jail cells and shit
>>84061203
A lot of it is dross too. I wouldn't go to the wall for every strip, but there is more stuff like this. I know you're pretty religious in your reading, so I get why it's a hurdle.
>>84061217
it's on twitter so easily searchable
it's from someone fairly harmless if a bit daffy
>>84061203
Why didn't Punisher just shoot him in the head
>>84061201
>AMANDA WALLER MEETS THE LEGION OF SUPER-HEROES
>>84061253
because he's got this armor against fast-moving objects, which doesn't protect you from being very deliberately shanked
>>84061259
200 copies
>>84061236
>I know you're pretty religious in your reading
You ever think the lot of us have gotten to know each other a little too well?
>>84061259
>>84061278
cracking up at the Legion kids being like "Just TELL US how to help!! what's this manipulation crap"
she'd be president of the UP in a month
>>84061278
Just imagining Waller and Brainy...
>>84061278
>>84061278
>because he's got this armor against fast-moving objects
but
it's
not covering his head
>>84061281
no.we're friends
>>84061232
The kind that's also trying to be a one-man justice system because the currently existing one is a joke.
>>84061232
Oh you'll find out. Gallows has shit planned that's worse than death
>>84061307
Jake Gallows/Hawkman teamup fucking when
>>84061309
invisible shield, like superman has
>>84061281
I'd like to know some of you better! This feels like a sweet spot in a hellhole sometimes. But yeah, when you can identify posts in other threads it's a little freaky.
>>84061309
It's called a force field
DO YOU EVEN SCIFI?
>>84061248
Too bad Jake wasn't more thorough here, Kron becomes Venom later in Spider-Man.
>>84061309
It could just be generating a psionic field.
>>84061328
>black ambulance
fucking genius
>>84061332
Heh, yeah, I've been picked out at times, and there are a few people I think I see in other threads especially on topics we've talked about here
>>84061348
no spoilers
>>84061278
>_< everywhere
>>84061332
There's a reason I don't use a name outside of storytimes
>>84061375
Keep in mind this is also 1993, so this is pre-gentrification NYC as the IRL backdrop, as we've run into before
>>84061259
We should decide what exactly that would entail, so we can come up with a treatment.
The Wall ends up in the 31st century via time shift/stasis sleep, gets herself a job in the UP due to her reputation. Gets put in charge of the Legion because the UP wants them fitted for a leash.
>>84061305
>"Just TELL US how to help!! what's this manipulation crap"
This happens.
>>84061406
DEATH SUPPORT SYSTEM
>>84061406
oh wow, i thought it was circa 99. which if i thought about probably doesn't make sense
>>84061406
Man, if she wants to kill herself in peace, let her.
>>84061421
Pat Mills talks about how some of his peers would tell him his work was too mean spirited, he couldn't understand why they didn't get what were clearly jokes
>>84061472
Oh, bless his heart
>>84061421
>death support system
That's seriously one of the funniest things I've ever heard.
>>84061496
i wonder if hotel California will survive so long
>>84061496
Nice boots
...sure this isn't a sex dungeon?
>>84061332
>But yeah, when you can identify posts in other threads it's a little freaky.
Not entirely sure what it is, but apparently when I post, y'all just know it's me.
>>84061421
>death support system
.... Am I being trolled?
>>84061412
>Waller initially gets a job as a tour guide in the museum of super-heroes
>"Now let me tell you what this guy was REALLY like..."
>>84061514
Why does every dungeon have to be sexual to you?
Sometimes a dungeon is just a dungeon.
>>84061514
we just leveled up in fucked up
>>84061526
Always, always assume that Pat Mills is trolling you.
>>84061472
yeah i kinda get it from like
>>84061514
but it's also fucking hilarious.
>>84061496
This comic was clearly written by a man who was laughing for most of it
>>84061526
It's because you're identifiable, cranky. Like when you make a bitch thread based on something we discuss ITT.
>>84061540
you don't wear boots like that in a normal dungeon
>>84061514
>cake on thors-day
This is fucking perfect.
>>84061540
Dungeon dungeons is a myth created by the owners of sex dungeons to make dungeons seem less sexual.
>>84061572
He wears those heels everywhere.
>>84061590
>>84061572
I admit, I am only familiar with one kind of dungeon.
>>84061572
>>84061590
This feels like the plot of an Oglaf strip
>>84061615
>I admit, I am only familiar with one kind of dungeon.
Where did your uncle touch you anon ?
>>84061591
Of course he does! The whole world is a godforsaken sex dungeon to Jake Gallows.
>>84061567
>It's because you're identifiable, cranky.
See? I kinda feel bad that I can't identify you guys. That's just not fair to you.
>>84061572
Oh hi, probably Not-Anderson.
>>84060802
>you know damn well she's an atheist
Nah, the people in her dimension prayed to Billy Kaplan (Wiccan/Demiurge) as their god and creator. That's what her whole Young Avengers arc was about. Meeting her God before he became a God and realising that he's kind of a tool.
Can someone please do a story time of Ghost Rider 2099 sometime.
>>84061540
What's the point of NON-sexual dungeons? who builds a dungeon just to hang out platonically
>>84061635
God, I love Oglaf.
>>84061635
>feels like
Isn't there literally one like that?
>>84061665
in my defense I couldn't make it past issue 5 of Gillen YA
>>84061686
To test the waters before you take them to a sex dungeon. Sometimes when someone gets released from a sex dungeon they don't want to just jump back in
>>84061716
Can't blame you on that one.
>>84061686
>the only treasure in this dungeon is a goddamn promise ring
>>84061687
feel like that bottom panel could get some use
>>84061724
Y'all are very down on the whole sex dungeon thing, y'know? Don't knock it.
>>84061687
>>84061716
I do find it kind of fascinating in a meta sense that Gillen turned a Joe Casey "doesn't wear underwear" one-off flying brick into a Wonder Woman expy
I hope she gets that solo Twitter people want just to see what the actual numbers are and how long it tasts
>>84061775
>>84061787
>>84059733
>belt fed revolver
>>84061278
It's basically Dune. Frank Herbert thought the shields up so he could write old fashioned sword fights to go with his "medieval politics in the far future" theme.
>>84061775
I love America but I have no idea how she'd sustain a solo.
hardly related but alan moore like loves Gillen which i didn't know, saw a big long quote praising him.
>>84061775
I think as a character she's fine and a solo could be interesting. I would want some balls-to-the-wall cosmic shit for it personally. America Chavez has this drive for self-perfection, she doesn't let up.
>>84061775
>lesbian latina solo
I dont know what to think, she is a recent created character and those always end up with less than 10 issues but at the same time there is a lot of people who find her concept/character interesting, like I.
Soo I really cant predict how well her solo might do.
>>84061687I'll admit, I've theorized that you were the writer of Oglaf before
>>84061807
wait which came first Dune or Legion Transuit
>>84061837
>>84061831
>>84061815
But since this is marvel, they will probably put Kate Leth in her solo and will end up with "ugh men suck" X 100
>>84061815
Alan Moore did a QA on some book website and he was asked if he still reads comics
He answered Uber, W/D, Phonogram, Saga, and any war comic Ennis writes
>>84061841
Nah, Trudy Cooper's an Aussie. There's some dude too.
The real shame about Oglaf is it means we never get more Platinum Grit.
>>84061869
who would be a GOOD writer for her?besides Ewing
>>84061872
Wow.
>>84061872
Huh, that's probably the first time in decades that he's even admitted to reading comics.
>>84061869
my only problem is i don't like AmeriKate and Leth ships it
>>84061831
yeah you'd need like super stylized cool stuff for her, seems very hard to pull off.
>>84061872
GOodreads? He did a Q&A there that was great
>>84061831
right, one anon here (maybe you?) has had some pretty interesting ideas of what to do with her going off Ewing's Ults, but they're significantly more textured than what fandom wants, not shockingly
oh goddammit there was just a mouse on my windowsill, outside
>>84061841
I can't creative/fiction write to save my life
>Ghostbusters trailer
Why does this movie look so bad? All of the jokes they've shown suck.
>>84061841
Storyteller being one of the prominent porn artists wouldn't be even remotely surprising.
>>84061872
Well, uh, 2 out of 5 ain't bad I guess...?
>>84061914
SJW discussion aside, the trailer make de movie looks like those failed comedies from 00s, a bunch of jokes that have been repeated to death.
>>84061914
I can't draw either
>>84061872
he gave Young Avengers props too.
>>84061914
trailer editors don't know what they're doing. there's a medium post somewhere breaking down how they're fucking up delivering the jokes so they fall flat.
>>84061914
Reminder that JAMES DID NOTHING WRONG
>>84061912
Yeah, probably me. I've said some stuff about her here before.
>>84061906
Not really. In the 90's and 2000's while he was at ABC he would sing praise for people like Mike Allred,Mike Mignola and Sam Keith.
It seems like EVERYONE was in love with Madman when it was new. I mean the trade has pin ups from Chris Ware and Dan Clowes in it
>>84061914
I'm angry that Ghostbusters looks so shitty because people will blame it on the female cast instead of the shitty writing
also holy fuck the theme song for it is horrible
>>84061968
NOTE THAT'S NOT A DENIAL
>>84061854
not sure, I know Dune was published in the early 60s, so I would assume Herbert came up with the idea late 50s, early 60s, but I don't know when the Transuit started showing up.
>>84061993
Why would people not be in love with Madman? It's top tier cape stuff.Freakazoid a shit
>>84061993
I've never read Madman, hmmm
>>84061985
Your ideas have a lot more substance to them than anything I've seen about her elsewhere in terms of what people want, which is mostly happy shiny conflict-free "America stomps everyone who looks at her funny"
>>84061914
>>84062017
>Freakazoid a shit
I will fight you.
Hey JSA anon have you been keeping up with the x-men storytimes ?
>>84061993
Well, admittedly I don't follow his interviews very closely or anything.
I remember for a long time thinking he was constantly being an inflammatory asshole from all the bait threads posted here with a single quote out of context, but after actually reading most of them I realized bait threads were bait threads and he's well-spoken, witty and funny.
>>84062002
>people will blame it on the female cast instead of the shitty writing
Yeah I Kristen Wiig
>>84062036
Go away, Timm/Dini, your cheap knockoff sucks.
>>84062043
Xanon thank for not giving up. Fastest anon alive gave up.
>>84062043
I have not; I salute all other storytimers but most of my /co/ time is when I run things myself
>>84062025
>what people want, which is mostly happy shiny conflict-free "America stomps everyone who looks at her funny"
this is why i liked that death of fandom article. shit like that ain't good.
>>84062047
yeah I hate the crotchety old man who hates everything meme /co/ pushes, dude's chill and just doesn't care about big 2 comics.
>>84062026
This game was so good.
And to me it will ALWAYS be Ghostbusters 3. Ramis and Aykroyd were heavily involved from day one and even Murray was somewhat positive about it.
The writing was also funnier than that second movie.
>>84062025
>I've never read Madman
You're missing out on the better half of your life, OP.
>>84061890
Dreamland territory, but there's a guy (and woman he occasionally collaborates with) who runs a mostly D&D blog called False Machine and I would literally kill for him to be on a Marvel or DC cosmic title.
>>84062047
It makes a big difference when you can hear him give an interview. That's when all the dry humor really comes through
>>84061964
>>84061972
I really hope it's just the trailer, because I really want this movie to succeed. This is Hollywood taking a huge chance on another female led project. And you know the executive attitude, "If the movie failed, it's because4 it stars a woman!", instead of just assuming the movie sucked because it was poorly made.
Honestly though, this probably should've just been an Extreme Ghostbusters adaptation. Yeah, Ramis is dead, but you can make it work with Aykroyd.
>>84062089
it's nice to always have something amazing to look forward to, you know?
how much of it is there
>>84062025
Eh, IDK. Ewing isn't giving a lot of character time to anybody in Ultimates but he is hitting some of that stuff with MAC.
>>84062113
HI FABIAN
>there was a time when they'd heavily plug a Wonder Man solo
I'm also finally seeing some real mad about Rhodey floating around
>>84062057
Even though they came up with the concept, Freakazoid was entirely Tom Ruegger's thing. Timm wanted comedic adventure, Spielberg wanted superhero Animaniacs.
>>84062113
>how much of it is there
SO FUCKING MUCH, and that's not even getting into yurocomics/mango.
>>84062161
Like Twitter mad or /co/ mad?
>>84061872
That's pretty interesting! I can see why he would appreciate Gillen particularly in referencing stuff and bringing stuff into a comic, I think.
>>84062161
that Wonder Man book was some weird shit
>>84062161
Wonder Man's getting an action figure this year! a marvel legend. No safari jacket costume but it's something! i'm so tempted
yeah i've seen a few articles about Rhodey but nothing huge. bendis is fucking teflon
>>84062113
Two 3 issue minis
a 20 issue ongoing
a 15 issue ongoing called The Atomics
a 17 issue ongoing called Madman Atomic Comics
Madman King-size Super Groovy Special
>>84061912
>oh goddammit there was just a mouse on my windowsill, outside
Mice are cute.
