Why aren't father-daughter teams more common in neither comics or cartoons?
>>84031126
Misogynist writers always kill off daughters in horrible ways.
>>84031126
Make your own. I'd read it.
FATHER DAUGHTER TEAMS ARE FOR LEWDS ONLY
>>84031154
or the opposite just so they can write a strong female protag
>>84031126
Because nobody enjoys hanging out with their parents. At least, I certainly hope not.
Batman and Robin are pretty much always the best father-daughter team.
>>84031126
Why would you want that? Dad simulators have taken over AAA video games and fuck are they boring.
>>84031206
>TFW Helena Robin will never apear again.
>>84031189
Parents get funner the older you get. Only lame young people (teenagers and twenty-whatevers) think parents are lame. Once you hit thirty suddenly they're the best friends you could ask for, but by then they're old and sick.
Young people are shit.
Star Girl and her dad are a team aren't they?
>>84031266
>parents
>friends
Pick one.
>>84031266
You obviously lucked out on the parent pool
There are cool parents and there are lame parents
I have lame parents, but my best friend has cool parents
parents can be super lame, teenage angst aside
Best father daughter team.
>>84031230
The potential for cute is high
>>84031288
Isn't he a Meccha?
>>84031126
Because people will ship them. If a show came out with this premise, the first reply to the first thread would be "porn when"
And the porn will come 60 replies later because of a generous draw fag, and then it will never stop
>>84031299
Literal 12 year old detected.
>>84032699
Loser with no social skills detected.
>>84031126
The Last of Us showed it can be done pretty well, and can be done with the daughter character also having her own agency in the story. I'm not sure why more authors haven't followed suit.
>>84032947
>>84031299
Sorry that you had terrible parents anon
>>84032998
Because last of us was boring
What about mother/son?
>>84033196
Counterpoint: Troy baker is a great VA
>>84031299
>Emma Watson reaction image
Opinion discarded.
>>84033224
And a total qt
>>84033224
Shame too, all he plays nowadays are bland, brown-haired white protagonists.
>>84031154
A bit of this and chauvinism where if a father and son team up, it's cool. Actually mother and daughter teams are fine too.
But if it's Father-Daughter, it's considered child-endangerment, as a father is supposed to be over-protective of their daughter.
Though now I want to see something like a father, whose a low-level metahuman mutant with just enhanced reflexes and slowed aging trying to continue their crimefighting career while their adult daughter with basically superman powers acts stupidly overprotective of him.
>>84033272
Alot of it is also that they just aren't sure how to write a Father/Daughter team-up. The dynamic between fathers and sons and mothers and daughters is obvious and easy to write. The dynamic between a father and daughter is far less obvious.
Actually now that I think about it, the thing that authors really don't know how to do is Mother-Son team-ups. I'm not sure if i've ever actually seen that in a story.
>>84033319
I remember all these pics of a cat boy and a cat MILF super hero team going around /co/. Forgot what that was about, but I had the impression that it was based on actual comic book super heroes? Lots of /ss/ subtext.
>>84033319
>other-Son team-ups. I'm not sure if i've ever actually seen that in a story.
It's vidya but Halo until 343 went ahead and turned it into a fucked up love story between autist and robutt.
>>84031172
I like my father daughter teams to be near-lewd.
Because is hard to appeal.
Post comic writers cant write proper females. Now you want to add layers and bring in a complex mature father-daughter relationship?
Also DC had Stargirl and Stripe
, who was her step dad. I liked their relationship. For marvel I remember MC2's Mayday and Peter. Mainstream universe always had fun interactions between Valerie and Reed
Not to get all /v/ but the banner saga has a father daughter element and its fairly /co/ for a game.
>>84033386
thing is, with black Cat and Kitten, the relationship was meant to be a bit more of a mirror between Bruce Wayne and Robin who are adoptive figures.
Plus, for whatever reason, Kitten could never figure out Black Cat and his adoptive mother are the same damn people.
>>84033319
I suppose that is true. It is funny though how often authors tend to stumble on excellent surrogate father/daughter dynamics like with Logan and... a lot of his wards. (and weirder in that Logan's only biological CHILD is a son and he's got a crappy relationship as I recall)
>>84032947
sure is summer here
>>84033265
Have you heard his Jazz(Transformers) impression? It is on point.
>>84033265
counterpoint: actors play the roles their directors ask of them. Troy Baker hit it off with Booker DeWitt...
And now everyone who hires him wants him to be or at least use his Booker DeWitt voice, even when he's a spess spy for the Galactic Republic.
It should happen more often.
The majority of comic writers aren't very good writers overall and that's why, OP. Family relationships are deeply complex and require both characters to have clear agency (or the lack-thereof can be a major plot point in and of itself) and to have a nuanced, believable relationship. That's extremely hard for many writers trying to write superhero stuff because there are certain expectations like regular deadlines and tie-ins and shit. Sometimes that just gets left by the wayside, or it's just far easier to go in a different direction. Father/son and mother/daughter relationships are easier to write because one can make them rather similar with minor differences. Father/daughter and mother/son are very different, careful relationships to craft believably.
As a guy, my favorite parent/child relationships in stories are father/daughter because even though I don't ever want kids, there's still an innate sense of protection in me and I can easily place myself in the role of the father figure in the story. There just aren't many that do it very well which is a real shame.
>>84032573
There's nothing wrong with that
>>84031126
big daddy and hit girl from kick-ass
darkwing duck and his daughter
...
that is all i got
>>84031126
Why aren't there more father-daughter r34 pics?
>>84031126
Good fathers are an increasingly rare trope in cartoons.
These two count right?
>>84031126
read Unsounded
>>84031126
The Kickass movie with Nicholase Cage dad was great.
Because dads are ASSHOLES.
We already had these two
Fuck, I can't find that pic of Violet and Bob passionately kissing!
>>84031126
Most people in the industry are males with abandonment issues (male equivalent of daddy issues)... they have little to no experience with women with daddy issues, and a team up without issues is not really interesting.
What about Body Bags?
>>84031126
You're saying that like mother-son superhero team-ups are even a thing outside of bisexual shota themed hentai doujinshi.
>>84031126
because its creepy
>>84038731
This, mother and son team ups are far more rare than father and daughter stories.
>>84031126
>>84035324
OP, are you that crazy canadian girl that wants to fug her dad?
>>84031266
As an old fuck approaching 30, I can confidently call this bullshit. Parents are just people, as such, they can be anywhere at all on the suck scale. They aren't going to magically become your friend just because you're related. In fact, most often family members hate each other, but still care for each other because they are family. Being good friends with your parents is actually rare. I love mine, but I hate going out with them because we have absolutely nothing in common, including our ideas of what a fun time is or what is an interesting conversation topic.
>>84038957
This. I've gotten chummy with my dad and I really enjoy our discussions, but not so much with my mother. I mean, I love her very much, but she isn't one for conversation and I don't think we're ever going to reach that point in our relationship. She's even told me that she has trouble seeing me and my sibling beyond a certain age - ages we passed more than a decade ago.
>>84038731
>like mother-son superhero team-ups are even a thing outside of bisexual shota themed hentai doujinshi.
tell me more
>>84031126
They don't want to feed incest fetishists like Op.
>>84031299hnng
>>84039390
Niku Ringo NIPPON CHAMBER
>>84031266
it's more like parents chill out, unfortunately that doesn't make them better people. in a lot of ways it's infurating, like why the shit weren't you this chill before? and howcome you arent holding onto the values you instilled in me?
>>84032998
if 'not a dad but just a guy that rescued you' counts then there's tons. often in the zombie genre.
otherwise yeah there's too few of those. obvious reasons: the whole fantasy is about protecting someone weak in a shitty dangerous world.
>>84039711
Gracias
>>84039711
Well enjoy your snuggeling then
>>84033319
>Actually now that I think about it, the thing that authors really don't know how to do is Mother-Son team-ups.
That's because Momma's Boys are looked downed upon.
>>84039905
children are a lot of work, meanwhile you dont have to do anything to look after another adult
plus most people are bad parents lmao, I never thought my parents were lame
>>84032998
She wasn't his daughter. She was his future wife. It's the end of the world. It don't matter. None of this matters.
>>84039711
Are you the one who looks like Cass Cain, or did we get another that I'm just finding out about?
>>84040294
>She was his future wife
really?
>>84039711
>Parents find some daddy/daughter stories on my laptop, including some I wrote
>They have a long talk with me about it, it's the most embarrassing day of my life
>A few weeks pass and life goes on
>Suddenly my dad wants to hang out all the time and is always asking me if I want to watch a movie
Are you serious? Fucking gross
>>84041340
Maybe he thought it was a fruodian thing caused by not being there or something?
Or maybe he wants to bond with someone who shares the same fetish.
>>84041214
No, it's just a meme since Ellie is immune to the virus and so people say she needs to have immune kids.
Though it's true she's not his daughter, but she basically is by the end of the game.
>>84041340
Are you a grill? And how old are you that your parents snoop trough you PC and have to give you talks? Also are your stories any good?
>>84037420
I can picture Clarissa becoming a Punisher type.
>>84041340
whatta fucking tease you are
Steel and his daughter do some stuff at times I think
>>84032573
>Because people will ship them
tbqh, ppl will ship ANYTHING
>>84036352
>most daughter are underage
>burgers will hound you as literal paedophiles if you draw underage pussy
>normie shits find incest icky and gross
>>84033550
Image Searching doesn't work. What is this from?
>>84037420
>mfw
>>84043049
It's Architecture and Mortality by Brian Azzrello.
>>84039711
Plase tells us how it went down, I wanna fap really hard tonight
Do Ozai and Azula count?
>>84043102
It's funny that the only comic that featured these two together had incest jokes. really makes it hard not to see sexual tension between them even when you know there isn't.
>>84041784
No. There's a reason I don't post em anywhere!
>Have a healthy relationship with both of my parents
>Even when divorced
>They even still get along courteously with one another.
Am I an anomaly?
>>84043483
silent majority. most ppl are like you
the ones that are fucked complain and go in to the arts
>>84043542
God damn do I recognize this. All my friends who are more artsy or creative have awful relationships with their parents, like holy shit. Almost seems like a point of pride saying how awful or estranged they are from their parents.
>>84043251
Were they the filthy kind of bad or the cringy kind of bad?
>>84043251
Ah, I get it. The talk with your parents was about how you should give up on your dream to become a writer?
>>84041656
>Ellie is immune to the virus and so people say she needs to have immune kids.
But wouldn't she still be a carrier, like a typhoid Mary case.
>>84043974
The 'What's a second draft?' kind of bad.
>>84043976
It had that effect, yes.
>>84044086
It's sorta unclear. At one point she bites a guy and tells him he's infected now, but she was just trying to distract him so she might have been bullshitting.
>>84043612
All of my arty friends who have problems with their parents are also kinda slutty
My non slutty art friends have great relationships with their parents
I guess it just depends on how they were raised
>>84044187
>It's sorta unclear.
Sounds like a risky thing to go in raw. I would at least have her bite, or inject fluids from her into an animal to see if it turns.
>>84031266
I am in my mid 30s and still hate my father. I pray to a god I no longer believe in every day for his swift death.
>>84044162
So... is your dad even hot? How many point are you apart on the X/10 scale?
>>84031126
Because people will start shipping them like they do with Elsa and Anna already
And I'd be totally fine with that
>>84032275
Mecha SO last year.
Close enough
>>84040022
I very much did.
>>84040332
Yeah I'm the one that looks like Cassandra(according to some thirsty nerds) and dresses like Marceline the Vampire Queen(according to me). I'm not the only one with the daddy-daughter thing tho, there are several of us all over 4chan, I made a very good friend from all of this on /fit/.
>>84041340
Share some of your stuff, please
>>84043116
The movie was awful, dad wasn't getting it and he passed out so I took off my shoes and tucked myself under his arm to eat popcorn and enjoy how soft and warm he is. It was fucking wonderful. If I wasn't such a coward I would have popped out his dong and started sucking on it.
Gonna go to bed now.
>>84031126
Honestly it's likely to end in death or rape
>>84045467
But what if the comic ISN'T written by an edgemaster?
>>84045467
That's misandry.
>>84045467
What?
>>84031154
>>84033272
>Misogynist
>chauvinism
How are those gender studies degrees workin out for you
>>84031126
It's weird, disgusting and gross.
Older men hanging out with younger girls is super creepery.
>>84042997
>normie shits find incest icky and gross
Not anymore. It's one of the most popular kinds of porn now. I guess society's fucked or something.
>>84047520
>It's one of the most popular kinds of porn now
Source: your ass.
Just because people don't puke when they watch GoT, doesn't mean incest is an acceptable fetish now. And the only place it's prolific is hentai manga and 34, normies don't view either. Especially since both most often involve underage characters.
>>84047520
>Implying Tumblr is representative of society
Oh well I guess everyone actually loves girls with dicks now.
Only criminals endanger their children by exposing them to super danger. Any kids they get killed have to be adopted.
>>84031154
>>84031188
>>84033272
Idiots.
>>84032947
That's your future if you keep coming here.
>>84031299
>>84033235
Do not post off-topic image macro replies outside /b/.
>>84038763
I must have missed that thread.
>>84042948
Say that again in English, you baka.
>>84047481
lol the fuck?
This sort of thinking is why the world is a fucking mess.
Families are disgusting and wrong!!!!
Oh for fuck sakes.
>>84040101
This really. It's such a bad thing for a boy to love his mom, all the gay jokes made, which is weird cause adult men are all about being "family men."
>>84040101
And daddy's girls aren't respected. Almost no one has a good relationship with their parents. The only reasons to have a paretn/child team in a story is 1) to write for children, 2) to sell crap to 30+ singles mindfucked into wanting kids despite knowing better, or 3) lewdness. It rings less true than a vampire nazi gorilla to anyone without those interests.
>>84032998
Because The Last of Us was a true rarity, the interactions between characters and psychological depth of the characters was the result of not only masterful design but also quite a bit of luck, a Freudian slip if you will which allowed them to crate something real.
People don't want to portray Father/Daughter interactions because of the reasons which have been insecurely put forward by the 4chan users in this thread, because it is always about sex at some level (which is not to say there are not many other, even deeper, elements at play).
It is that tension that has to exist in interactions. And it's not something that can be the focal point of the writing, just like it isn't the focal point in our interactions with everyday people but it is an unconscious psychological drive which affects our actions.
What would lead one man to trek all the way across the country, putting his life in jeopardy for this one little girl?
[To honor the last wishes of his girlfriend? Sure, a valid reason.
To save humanity? What could be a nobler cause?
But he violates that reason, he damns humanity for that girl, and there are logical reasons to do what they did, it didn't make much sense to kill the only known lucky survivor unless it was the only possible option, based on that logic I'd say that she's more valuable alive.
That had nothing to do with why he saved her, far as he was concerned her death may very well produce the cure but he wasn't going to let that happen.
It's horrible, it's exactly what you wanted him to do but the truth of how it is, it's something that transcended the genre, I hope they never make a sequel.]
>>84044187
>>84044086
>>84044268
She have cordyceps resistance genes and should spread it. If everybody have cordyceps resistance it stops being a problem as people won't become walking mushrooms and won't produce spores cutting the fungi life cycle.
>>84048246
Depends on the social class. Some families are still ran as companies: your father grooms you from an early age to take over the family's businesses and assets, marry advantageously, further the dynasty and continue growing the family's wealth and power. It could work in such a situation.
>>84040101
Mother and son/Father and daughter are not popular because it is a great incest fetish fuel.
Also many people freak out when a man is close to children (like when they called the police because there was a man with a little girl in his lap when all he was doing was reading his daughter a book.) Did you know that many airlines companies refuse to allow unaccompanied children to be seated next to adult males on their flights?
>>84048272
Zombies are a fungus now?
>>84048298
Have been for million of years. https://youtu.be/XuKjBIBBAL8
>>84044086
She wasn't born a carrier. Any kids she has wouldn't be born with the infection, they would or may just have the immunity. So long as they don't get bitten they wouldn't be able to infect anyone.
>>84048297
Holy shit, what's with that level of paranoia? Even if there's quite a bit of pedophiles, you have to be the pedo-sociopath combo to actually molest a kid. Like a hetero guy is attracted to a hot girl, but he wouldn't molest her even if he can get away with it unless there's something wrong with his sense of empathy. And statistically, overwhelming majority of children are molested by close friends or family, so the person who accompanies them is more likely to be someone who would molest them than some random guy on a plane.
>>84048341
Since when are humans are guided by logic and facts?
>>84048317
nnnyyyagh
>>84048221
It isn't anti-family statement, you just can't deny that the first thought going through everyone's heads will be "I wonder how much he's paying" or "Should I call the cops?"
There aren't too many reasons, nor too complicated, why a man would like to hangout with a female younger than himself. Men just are wired all disgusting and wrong in the head. If you want more proof then just go to the bunnicula or etc threads and see for yourself.
>>84032275
It's an iron man type suit. But technically he's only his step-father.
>>84048297
>great fetish fuel.
Then you got the regular crowd and all the deviants to read your book/watch your show. Profit!
The issue is more that there isn't a lot of active well-made parental figures in cartoon/comics.
Also, using uncles, aunts or other relatives provides for a similar narrative while avoiding some of the issues that can appear in portraying a parental relationship.
Uncle Gadget and Penny, for example.
Because of the nature of shipping fandom.
People will take the slightest hint of affectionate playfulness between family members and make a ship out of it.
PIC RELATED
>>84037167
That's actually a good answer.
>>84048563
>50% of child molestation cases have females as perpetrators
>15% are joined
>35% have males as perpetrators
>>84048251
>The "Last of Ass" doujin
Diamonds.
>>84048207
I think it's "to be completely honest, people will ship out anything".
And he's right. Series centered on inanimate objects aren't immune to shipping, I've seen porn of the TARDIS, Pixar lamp or the Airwolf copter, and Pinochet as a loli.
This very website gave us tile lover, I don't think anything will prevent porn or shipping. In the endd it's just pixels/ink on paper.
>>84048563
Anon, if the first thing that goes through you head when seeing a father and his daughter is "I wonder how much he's paying", you're probably wired all wrong.
>>84048563
Louis had a great bit on that.
>"Men are complicated creatures and it's painful. Because the sweetest, most heartfelt thought we can have about a woman is followed by the most perverse, disgusting thought imaginable."
>"I love her, she's amazing! She's an absolute angel...And I want to DROWN her in my cum."
>>84048563
Ah, isn't feminism wonderful.
>>84039905
Those "values" are generally just their expression of their own fear of repeating their mistakes. You can safely ignore them.
Because of the lewds. No, really.
Young females are always sexualized, if the authors and marketing don't do it the fans will see it there nevertheless. It's impossible to prevent it. And since she's part of a male-female duo, it's the father who gets paired with her.
As a hobbyist cartoonist I had no idea how to dance around sexuality with a pair like that, and I decided to let it go since I clearly wasn't skilled enough to make it work. When I entered the industry I found out that no one is up to the task. It's too uncomfortable to even discuss the issue further.
>>84048280
Every story like that is about the kid rebelling against the future their parents chose for them.
>>84037167
Too bad they're muties. And losers (well not Cable, but Hope is definitely shit).
>>84048703
You could just... ignore the internet porn. You don't have to make everything weird by constantly thinking about shit most people don't even know about.
>>84048703
Because god forbid you just tell the story and not care what 1% of readers who happen to be perverts make of it.
>>84048578
Well, good parents are never appreciated, so they don't sell comics.
>>84048627Link? Can't find it on Sadpanda
>>84048746
>>84048760
It isn't just internet porn, it's how the relationship reads on the original pages. It makes readers uncomfortable.
>>84045415
Why didn't you blow him, senpai?
>>84048632
I wasn't arguing the point. I just said to speak English, because high quality posts nigger.
>>84048777
>exhentai.org/g/776485/ea7b9ce133/
>>84048746
This.
It also seems weird that you are talking about making a character pairing work in a story. Either they belong in the story (ie. it's their story) or you are trying to shoehorn something in to earn someone else's approval for some reason.
Don't do that.
>>84048746
We live in a paranoid society and any indication that a man might be a child molester can put him in serious trouble even if all the indications are in some lunatic minds.
>Man gets accused of being a molester
>Heavy media coverage portraying him as guilty with many false claims supporting them
>Turns out that he was innocent all along
>Media either make a discrete note or doesn't mention at all
>Now his life is ruined and he will be forever labeled as a criminal.
>>84046260
Who's gonna publish it? Who's gonna read it?
>You will never be a father of a cute girl
>You will never comfort her when she comes home crying
>Them she tells how she was scared by a T-rex that she effortlessly killed in seconds.
>>84048328
The world's population is still severely depleted. It's important that she be taken to a safe, stable location and impregnated over and over for years.
>>84048650
Just because she's invincible doesn't mean it's a superhero book.
>>84048799
>my readers are all perverts.
You are the pervert. It makes you uncomfortable.
>>84031126
I'd love to see Scott and Cassie team up, but Spencer just had to go and depower her when she was brought back.
>>84048760
Everyone is a pervert.
>>84048869
You will never be Goku's father in-law.
>>84048950
That is far from the worst thing from that show as far as father's and daughters go.I couldn't find the thread about girl's who love doggy style.
>>84039711
Why did this get deleted, but the page where she buries her face in her mom's ass never does?
>>84048928
>>84049017
Keep better track of your shit.
>>84048799
No, the readers who are spoiled enough to just see incest will enjoy it and fap, the overwhelming majority who don't, wouldn't mind.
>>84048742
AKA being an irresponsible faggot because "muh freedumb". Ye notice how they don't throw away their money and education and start working at a McDonald's.
>>84049162
Until some overthinkers decide to spread it that the whole thing is implied incest and the movement gains inertia.
>>84031308
too creepy for me.
A guy named "Big Daddy", especially played by Done in 60 Seconds, being anywhere near a little girl in a costume just openly screams molestation.
>>84033427
Yeahh they got really kinda oedipal on it. I don't think they realized that Halsey was the mother figure and that Cortana was just Halsey in a digitized form. MC117 should not want to fuck the digital avatar of his mother figure.
>>84049229
Because that's a thing. Go ahead, ask a normalfag if he thinks Ben and Gwen had sexual tension or if he knows what "Pinecest" is. 90% will tell you that they don't watch children's cartoons and the other 9% will tell you that you're a weirdo pervert. You're part of the 1% of perverts. 4chan =/= internet.
>>84049296
You don't need an effective majority on the internet. A loud minority can make an apparent majority.
>>84049278
>MC117 should not want to fuck the digital avatar of his mother figure.
And I shouldn't be wasting my time on an imageboard about cartoons but here I am.
>>84049329
Whatever. Tell yourself THAT'S why you gave up.
>>84049366
Gave up on what?
>>84049408
Cold fusion, obviously.
Idiot.
>>84049296
A friend of mine went into Ben 10 blind and assumed Gwen and Ben had a crush on one another.
>>84048204
What a fag.
>>84048800
Because I'm a coward and I'm afraid of getting rejected by him, I'm afraid he'll push me away if I take it too far so I just stick to what a clingy spoiled daughter would do.
You can even begin to imagine all the things I've wanted to do to him(and had opportunities to do) but didn't due to that paralyzing fear.
It's why I never seriously tried again after the botched seduction attempt when I was a teen.
>>84049076
Biased mods, incest is fine but my particular variety of incest is illegal in their eyes.
>>84051941
The problem is blogging, not father-fucking.
>>84051941
Get him drunk
So drunk that he can't see straight
Then tell us later in green text
>>84048842
>That entire episode
possibly the worst American Dad episode
fucking grossIts even worse when you realize the Voice Actors are brother and sister
>>84051941
>botched seduction attempt
Do tell
>>84051941
why don't you just tell him how you feel?
>>84052856
>"Hey mom, can I talk to dad for a minute? It's about wanting him to leave you and start fucking me instead."
>>84052128
It's not though. If I was a guy lusting after his mom, or talking about how hot his older sister is, or greentexting losing his virginity in a movie theater to and older girl, or just posting /ss/; it would be fine, the mods would gladly allow it, even let a drawfag post stuff.
I've seen it happen before.
My thing is off-limits, makes them feel insecure or something.
>>84052165
Doesn't work, he's just too big and ends up drinking me under the table. I make an ass out of myself, he carries me to my room, holds my hair while I puke and nurses my hangover the next day while making fun of me.
I've tried getting frisky with him in the pool/beach, doesn't work.
I've tried having him sleep in my bed, doesn't work.
I've tried having visit me for a couple of days, doesn't work.
Anything short of dropping to my knees, popping out his dick and sucking it while I look him straight in the eye and tell him I love him more than life just doesn't work.
>>84052524
When I was 16 my mom went out of town on business so I did what any sheltered spoiled uppermidclass canadian teenage girl that watched too much anime and read too many dumb novels would have done:
I stole some of my mom's best clothing and make up, cooked a romantic dinner with wine, acted all sexy and forward when he came home.
He thought I was pranking and laughed in my face, killed all of my confidence and momentum, so I gave up with the "prank". We laughed it off, ate my dinner and watched a terrible Will Ferrell movie. At least he let me drink the wine.
>>84052856
>just bee youself
I've tried discussing it in a roundabout way before, when the talk starts getting somewhere I chicken out and change the subject to something retarded like wrestling.
Either that or my mom shows up to shit on the mood.
I think she knows.
>>84053505
kek
>>84054796
Not trying to sound like a therapist but when did all this start?
>>84044664
Without skirting around the 'he's my dad so I don't see him that way' thing, if he was a stranger on the street I would probably say he is like a 5. He is not the most confident guy either. Not really the type I like to read or write about. I am like a low 7 probably.
>>84048194
This thread is rather disconcerting.
Older men hanging out with younger girls is taboo these days
>>84055654
Enjoy it.
>>84031126
Depending on your Midnighter, Apollo and Jennifer, though that's less intended and more necessity.
Slade and Rose are on and off, same with Thaal and Soranik. Well, actually that last one is mostly off but he can get her to cooperate now and then. STRIPE and Star-girl sort of count.
Moving onto Marvel most I can think of is Scott working with Rachel, but he works with just about any mutant in a professional manner. Similarly Richard work with Valeria more as an associate than a team member. How far you want to stretch Logan and Laura is up to you.
Jumping to Image and Top Cow Savage Dragon and Angel cooperate, and a version of Stryker and Velocity have a similar situation to Logan and his brats.
Wolf-man tried to work with his daughter, Vampire Girl, but she was a psycho-bitch most of the time.
It's not super popular but it's there. Mother-Son teams I'm drawing a blank on except for Monster-Girl and Monax very temporarily, and Monax calls her Father.
>>84055442
All this, loving him and hating my mom?
Since forever
All this, going from "daddy is great, I love him" to "dad's fucking hot, I want him to do me"?
Since I was 15-16, about eight years ago.
I once saw them having sex in the shower, it was both the most terrifying and most beautiful thing I've ever seen. I was 14.
>>84043249
[the world]
>>84056616
Do you find your dad conventionally attractive? Or do you think he is "fucking hot" because he is your father?
>>84054796
>he's just too big
>>84056616
Man, that's fucked up. I remember of when i caught my parents fucking. I was small and started to hate my fucking dad for it. Then i realized i was getting jealous of my mother and put that to rest there and then.
No kid showed watch their parents fucking. It always lead to weird shit like that.
>>84056616
>terrifying
why?
>>84056879
He's objectively a very attractive man.
If you're into tall, burly, hairy, kinda-rich-but-not-really, older white guys he's right up your alley.
Add to that a goofy sense of humor, endless generosity(not only with money) anda huge cockand he's a dream.
>>84056912
kek
>>84056973
I liked it, it was very eye-opening and insightful. Made me understand their relationship better.
>>84058289
Up to that point I only knew the nice innocent side of dad, the big cuddly teddy bear that always had a smile and a nice for you. What I saw that night was a beast, werewolf-tier, he was fucking the shit out of my mom, just wrecking her(she was loving every second of it), so much power and anger.
I decided I wanted that for myself, both sides of him.
>>84052414
Honestly I wouldn't be surprised in the slightest if it ever were discovered that Seth and Rachael have fucked each other at least once.
Are there women with Mom/Son Big Sis/Lil Bro fetish?
The male is always older for some reason. Big brother or father, never the son or the younger brother.
>>84060557
I have no clue what you're trying to say
>>84060557
I would hope so, there are a lot of people with hot older sisters out there, and far too many of them are being blue balled by them.Of course I say this as someone who has wanted to fuck my older sister since I was 12 (her being 14 at the time). Thus my sympathy goes out to electra complex girl.
>>84059382
so what are you up to? why are you not with him now?
>>84054796
Yes, mods are fags.
Anyway even if your father actually wants to bang you senseless as long as he loves you and have self control he wouldn't want to start a relationship that could destroy his life and take you from him forever if found out so having sex with his underage daughter is a no no even if his dick is secretely diamonds.
So your situation is indeed complicated but he seems like a good father so even if you admited your lust for him I don't think he would distance himself from you, at worst he will think you are a confused girl that need help. Why don't you try to analyze what you like about him and try to find other men with similar personality traits? Someone sweet and loving who can fuck the shit out of you?
>>84056973
That part of Stick of Truth was awesome, though.
>girls would rather fuck their dads than you
wew
>>84062415
What part?
>>84031126
Because a man being alonexposed with a girl is creepy as fuck
>>84060557
Yes, they are called rapists
>>84063386
>>84061162
>>84060557
I'm not following any of this.
>>84062939
>bait/opinion
>all that contention and replies
>>84059382
>older white guy
>looks like Cass Cain
Is your mom asian?
>>84062622
The part where your parents have sex, and you have to watch.
>>84064110
>that pic
Ultimate Spiderman right?
Fucking disgusting.
>>84064178
>One More Day
Nope. 616.
>>84064178
it's Spider-Man: One More Day
politics, that's why all first side kicks were young boys.
>>84059382
>and a huge cock
How do you know this?
>>84062269
>take you from him forever if found out so having sex with his underage daughter
That anon said the business started at 15 or so, but that was 8 years ago. She's early 20s now not underage.
Though your point still sort of stands, someone banging their daughter behind the wife's back would eventually build into problems. I mean it's one thing to cheat with someone far away from the house and maybe get away with it, but if they're literally your blood sooner or later someone's going to slip up.
If you were banging your cousin for example people might know and say nothing about it, but if you were married and banging your cousin I bet you a 10 someone's going to find out and someone's going to snitch.
The wife will probably leave and good luck having a social life once word gets out.
That outside stuff accounted for there's also the fact an adult to child age gap will inevitably have cause problems. Soon he'll just be too old to fool around, or just flat out dead. With women his age that's when you settle down or know you'll go with your life long partner, but with someone significantly younger it's a mess of issues. ESPECIALLY come the Funeral.
Have fun attending that shit.
Things get a lot more complicated beyond the bedroom.
>>84064317
She saw papa bear stirring mama bear's porridge in the shower apparently.
>>84031126Take it from a guy that had sex with his father. It's not that hot. It's awkward and you feel guilty afterwards.
>>84064929
of course its awkward since that's gay nigga
>>84060557
It's more common than you'd think.
I mean every other month there's another story of some 20-30something female teacher fucking a student. Usually a teenager but sometimes younger.Also me and my gf do big sis/baby bro roleplay
>>84047481
>Older men hanging out with younger girls is super creepery.
Not if the old man is me ;^)
>>84061886
That's the worst shit I've ever read in my entire life. It started out alright, focusing on the relationship between the girl and her dad, then it fell into the usual cliche in porncomics where everyone's fucking everyone making everything meaningless. By the time she slept with the school janitor it was unredeemable garbage.
His art is great, his storytelling is horrendous.
>>84062259
I'm in my hoodie+boyshorts+tubesock combo, watching a bunch of 30Rock, waiting for them to come home. They went out to a winebar, I think.
>>84062269
>even if his dick is secretely diamonds
That would be the biggest compliment I could ever get.
And yes he's a wonderful dad and if this is going nowhere I'd like to get therapy but first I'd want him to know the truth.
>>84063943
Yep, korean. She hates her parents, to the point where I've never actually met them and she never bothered to teach me our language.
>>84064317
That night I spied on them in the shower I stayed watching for a long long time.
He's huge.
>>84064557
I used to daydream a "what if" where I hadn't spilled my spaghetti at 16 and we had actually boned. A torrid affair with your dad behind your mother's back, starting in highschool stretching all the way to your college graduation, ending with him leaving her a moving to a small beach town like the one in Steven Universe but less gay, you follow him after a couple of months.
It was amazing, why can't real life be like that?
>>84031266
My dad and I have always been a lot closer than I am with my mom. I think part of that is we both are into outdoorsy stuff so we've spent a lot of time together going canoeing and hiking.
>>84065646
so when you watched your mom and dad
didyou masturbate to him right there or later that day
>>84065646
>moving to a small beach town like the one in Steven Universe but less gay
you're alright
>>84065646
>30Rock
Great taste.
>>84064929
You fucked your dad to save your mother's life?
So just let me get this, is this shit common? Girls wanting to bone their dads?
Because my father likes to walk in the nude around the house, even in front of my teenager sister, and another day they were playing around the sofa and he had a boner.
Of course, he was ashamed, they stop playing and he went to put his underwear. Him getting a boner is normal. It happens even when he's watching soccer.
The thing that bothered me a bit, and him as well, was that my sister wouldn't stop joking about it and wanting to touch his dick. She didn't even cared that i was there. She had this weird amused look him her face. She even joked that she was happy that she managed to get a boner out of him.
Now i'm fucking worried.
>>84062527
>>84067020
>>84064929
TWINKIE HOUSE
>>84065646
Why don't you like your mom?
>this whole thread
sex is fucking weird yo
>>84067303
She wants to fuck her dad. I mean, it's obvious, right?
>>84065646
>huge hairy drad with a huge cock
>tiny Korean mom
Fuck, that scene in the shower must have been porn worthy. I'm jealous now.What's your best guess to hob big he is in cm/inches?
Goddamn, what was the first thread with the korean incest girl?
>>84067020
So, where's your mom in all this?
Because if she's gone, or unusually bitchy...
Yeah, they're going to fuck. Sorry dude. Move out soon.
>>84067757
Sauce on that gif, hombre?
>>84067788
This isn't ACTUALLY Switch anon.
>>84038763
i remember that threadpretty sure it was fake
>>84067829
Tragedy of Man
>>84067020
The solution is to stop being a cuck and let them do their thing.
>>84062527
>>84067020
Gay guys, too. There's a reason it's a Freudian trope at this point.I would know
>>84067020
You can't really tell. It's also a psychological thing with girls where they either want affirmation of their attractiveness from the one male they trust (their father) or a psychological thing where they subconsciously see their mom as competition and just want their dad because she has him. Her actually just wanting his dick is a distant third.
>>84068311
I wish casual homosexuality wasn't so stigmatized still: you jerk yourself off, you jerk yourself off in male company sometimes, so why is it scandalous to help each other get off? The whole guilt attached has no logical explanation, it's purely society-manufactured. Same with straight sex or incest if you use protection.
>>84067757
>>84068309
My mom was in the kitchen. We're all used with him naked in the house. He does since i was a child. Even my grandmother, my mom's mother, once caught him running naked around the house towards their room to put something on.
I do not like this shit.
>>84068311
>>84068328
>It's also a psychological thing with girls where they either want affirmation of their attractiveness from the one male they trust (their father)
So i'm untrustworthy? The fuck. I don't know if this should bother me or not.
I should probably tell my mom about this.
>>84068426
>you jerk yourself off, you jerk yourself off in male company sometimes
That's true.
>so why is it scandalous to help each other get off?
Fuck, that escalated quickly.
