Power Man & Iron Fist Storytime (Part 2)
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>>83891300
>>83919389
goooooooooooooooooooooooooo fuck yourself :-)
>>83919405
Welp, storytime's over.
That was, of course, a lie.
Now I haven't slept in two days, so if you thought my commentary was lame last night, you ain't seen nothing yet!
Post this to trigger people in Spider-Man threads. See their reactions.
And this is why I'm doing this after the two meet up, and not during Power Man. He never met Harmony at that time.
That guy's an idiot. Well, he WAS an idiot. Now he's just bacon.
>"The real heroes!"
And then Byrne kind of fucked off. We've still got Claremont though.
>"God damn it Doom, you're not getting your money back!"
Fucking dicks.
I thought we were finished with Fu Manchu?
>>83919871
What a bunch of assholes.
>>83919965
Well, they ARE Marvel Civilians.
Wow, not even threatening him with the death of someone he cares about, huh?
And I'm still tired so I'll finish early with this. If this thread is till open when I wake up, I'll do another issue.
>Saves a woman's life
>"What are you going to do to me?"
Fucking hell, even Spider-Man doesn't have to pull up with that shit.
Well, unless hes Suffering-Man.
>>83919565
...so is "Little Lisa" supposed to be somebody?
I've played video games that had less annoying escort characters than this woman.
>>83919495
My comments are going to be lacking too because I was on my feet all day and it was almost 90.
>>83920084
Fuck, and I thought the 80's were bad. Then again, I'm from frozen New England.
Finally, she starts to get over her issues.
>>83920070
Has there ever been a time that Marvel civilians weren't mostly ungrateful little shits?
>>83920216
Well there was that one time they held a parade for the Avengers after they saved the entire planet from Kang the Conquerer.
But nobody remembers Kang Dynasty ever happened.
>>83920216
Early FF and Avengers issues?
>>83919389
When was Power Man a TV sensation?
>>83919533
>call themselves the Rat Pack
>none of them are dressed like Frank Sinatra
>>83920317
I think Spider-Man has shows on around this time.
I'll see if I can do one more issue in a bit. I dropped my laptop on my foot and now I'm bleeding, so give me a moment.
>>83920349
>I dropped my laptop on my foot and now I'm bleeding
I don't know why but I'm laughing.
>>83919533
The Rat Pack seems... Blacker than I remember.
Colouring error or did they just not know that Sammy was the only black guy in the gang?
>>83919898
Hey, I thoughtNightshadewas an interesting villain.
>>83919935
I like that there are named random hobos they talk to.
>>83920372
Same here.
Cringing a little, too.
>>83920349
>I think Spider-Man has shows on around this time.
Yeah, I know, with a kicking theme tune. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErhFqQOEUDE
I was just making the funs.
>>83920372
>>83920506
Laugh away, it wasn't a major injury, there was just a lot of blood. Once I washed it off in the bathtub it had already healed.
Basically, I was in a tiny position because I felt like hiding tonight, the laptop fell, and I had to make a call. Let the laptop fall and hit the ground, potentially damaging it, or try to break its all with my foot.
>>83920381
I'm going to reveal my casual a bit, and admit that I literally only know Rat Pack as those guys that the Thunderbolts fought in their first issue, who may or may not have kidnapped Jolt (I forget).
>>83919638
How often did Bendis destroy Cage's shirt?
Because they are still keeping his shirt lady in business at this point, which like the soda machine, is something that needs to be on the show.
>>83920565
I was making a joke about the real world Rat Pack. The one with Sinatra.
>>83920620
>How often did Bendis destroy Cage's shirt?
Not enough, Anon.
>>83920620
wasn't the teaser him getting shot and making a joke about just having bought the shirt or something
>>83919898
>I thought we were finished with Fu Manchu?
EXACTLY WHAT FU MANCHU WANTED YOU TO BELIEVE!
Know now that his power will live forever!
>>83920182
>My Father didn't know what he was doing
He straight up told Wendell he was killing him to steal his wife!
>>83920247
>But nobody remembers Kang Dynasty ever happened.
Nobody remembers Asgard flying next door to Manhattan, either.
The pre-Bendis era practically got erased by Disassembled.
Hurm.
RIP OP
>>83923513
I LIVE!!!
Remember, since they teamed up, Luke has technically been a member of Nightwing Restorations like Misty and Colleen, so this firing becomes significant.
Here's how you know I'm still tired. I read "Hepatitis" as "Herpes" so I completly misunderstood that look Danny gives in the fourth panel.
I won't lie, for the longest time I genuinely thought she was only a Power Man and Iron Fist villain. I had no idea she was also a Cap villain.
When you remember he can only use the Iron Fist once, maybe twice a day, using it as a show of force to knock down a wall like this seems wasteful.
Interesting... sounds like bullshit.
>"Where's that Iron Fist of yours?!"
See, I told you!
Apparently K'un Lun teaches in the metric system.
>Pulls a gun
>On a dude who's main power is bulletproof skin
Huh, I guess it wasn't that kind of gun, and it didn't end QUITE how I expected, but in the end our heroes are victorious!
See you guys next time for the official start of "Heroes for Hire!"
