What is Sabretooth's problem?
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What is Sabretooth's problem?
>>83899763
Sabertooth is hot as fuck especially the latest one
He hates birthday cake. Nobody that hates birthday cake could ever be cool.
>>83899763
He hates manlets.
>>83899818
>implying that's a problem
>>83899818
Does he?
>>83899763
From the thumbail it looks like a woman in a red dress with big tits and a fur scarf. Like one of those who sing in jazz clubs.
>>83899963
va-va-va-voom
He's just a meaner evil jobber Wolverine. He's good as a character in a videogame, not someone I want to read about.
>>83899763
He is better than Wolverine in mostly every single aspect and still condemned to fail cause he is (was) the bad guy.
He's an unapologetic dick and that's beautiful.
He does occassionaly do some good, like in his latest appearance in Deadpool
>>83899963
Ok, so I'm not the only one that thought that too.
>>83899944
What the fuck is even happening in this page?
Okay, I'm sorry to say this 90sfags but Sabretooth used to look awful.
>>83900499
Sabretooth set a trap for Logan and when he fell for it, laughed at him and fucked off.
>>83899835
Did I?
>>83900566
But what HAPPENED? Logan just drove straight through big obvious ropes that somehow made his car disintegrate and then magically embedded themselves through his body?
>>83900642
He rode full speed into metal wires, they would have sliced Logan to pieces the same way they sliced his bike, but he has adamantium bones.
>tfw Sabretooth fucked up Quentin Quire
He just doesn't give a fuck
>>83899763
Just jelly wanted what wolverine had which he didn't.
>>83900682
And the bike just magically flew apart in to neat whole pieces? His clothes don't get torn and his wounds heal around the wires in an instant?
He always gets his shit in on Logan.
Sounds like the opposite of a problem.
Sabretooth had a son with Mystique and was born normal human grew up and become a mutant hater.
>>83899800
Birthday cake is mostly shitty ass grocery store sheet cake and thus sucks.
As a kid I thought his ass in the cartoon was completely naked.
It always made me feel weird.
NO HOMO
>>83900773
its just a comic, no need to get autistic
>>83899763
90's sabretooth is a qt
Am I the only one who's glad inverted sabretooth stuck around?
>I'm the only one who liked Wolverines too
Mystique has good taste
>>83899763
Ol' Tooth wants Logan's adamantium shaft all to himself and is pissed that Logan sleeps around.
>>83899763
He's crazy
>>83900539
really? What's wrong with him?
Too much terstosterone
>>83899763
Looked like a woman from the catalog thumbnail.
Sabretooth is the hottest comic book character.
>>83901522
I am straight.
I am straight.
I am straight.
I am straight.
I am straight.
>>83899763
He didn't get to have tinplated bones.
>>83899763
He's an asshole, a glorious unrepentant asshole.
and thats how it should be.
>>83904431
You sure?
BIRDIE!
Mmyesss boss!
He has a little dicc anon. He's from Canada
>>83899763
He shares his birthday wth Wolverine but no one goes to his party because they are all at Wolverine's.
>>83899763
He has a giant hairy growth on his back.
>>83907976
who the fuck WAS birdie anyway
>>83901699
I'm sorry I have standards.
>>83911364
She was Sabretooths sidekick/psychiatrist but instead of helping him with his problems or counseling him on how to best deal with a situation she would just psychically erase any lingering bad feelings he might have had over things he'd done. And you know, suppressing fire.
>>83911555
So literally Marvel's Harley.
>>83911555
That's a big gun.
>>83911555
She was his pet telepath; after his stint with the Marauders, Sabretooth's bloodlust got out of control and he needed a telepath to constantly zap him out of his murderous rage so that he could actually do normal human shit as opposed to killing everything in sight and rolling around on the floor covered in blood and entrails.
>>83899763
He has pubes on his shoulders.
>>83899763
He's all about dat cake
