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>>83514684
>>83683739
First for [as]-tan a best
>>83683739
Secondfor dead waifu-tan
>>83683739
Would Tickle U-Tan be CN-tan's dead little sister?
>>83683879
who?
>>83683900
http://cartoonnetwork.wikia.com/wiki/Tickle_U
>>83683810
Yo, this is a nice design I like this design.
Pre-ghost hub-tan.;_;
>>83683904
Wow, I'm not the only one who remembers this!
>>83683810
Hub-tan is sweet. I like to think rather than dying she settled down and had some kids so she doesn't have time to be in the spotlight anymore.
>>83683739
So is Nick-Tan's character out of touch with her friends the same way her Network is out of touch with reality?
Have we gotten any fan art of Nick-Tan and Disney-Tanloli little sisters Nick Jr and Disney Junior?
>>83683904
He is the youngest little brother who drowned at summer camp
>>83683810
I like to think Hub-tan ended upgetting her name legally changed
>>83683771
I just realized we don't have a Fox tan.
His design should be that he looks like Seth Mcfarlene and is a suave businessmen who only cares about money.
[as]-tan long ago crossed Fox-tan and since then it has been his secret ambition to make her his bitch, which he sadly succeeded.
>>83683948
Honestly I had to google it to make sure my brain didn't conjure it up!
>>83683971
I like that concept, anon. tell me more.
>>83683955
I wonder how Playhouse Disney died? I know that Noggin was killed in a murder-suicide by her big sister, The N.
We need CN Real-Tan. Think Poochie from The Simpsons in Tan form. Trying to be the hippest coolest person ever, skateboarding around, wearing shades, but just ends up annoying everyone.
>>83684063
But that's Disney XD.
>>83684063
That wouldn't be a tan, that'd be a phase CN-Tan went through to be edgy.
>>83684076
>through to be edgy.
It's like looking into an abyss full of horrors
So over the week I had to get my lifeguard certification and every example they gave of a bad lifeguard reminded me of adult swim
>[as] is the lifeguard you're shadowing today
>she leans back in her chair and opens a candy bar, throwing the wrapper on the floor
>'stick with me kid, I'll show you how to keep these ingrates safe'
>suddenly a kid starts to kick and yell 'help me help me i'm drowning!'
>[as] calmly takes a bite of her candy bar
>you ask her is she should go help him
>'yeah... see usually i would, but that snot has been fucking around in the deep end after i told him not to... so i'll let him sweat a little longer.
>after a few more seconds, [as] sighs and tosses the rest of her candy bar over her shoulder and saves the kid
[as] confirmed for shitty lifeguard?
>>83683955
>little sisters Nick Jr and Disney Junior?
Just this one
>>83684205
>CN-Tan: *smile* They don't know how lucky they are......
>*reminisces about Tickle U-Tan*
>>83684160>tfw shitty lifeguards are my fetish
>>83684160
Current [as] definitely but I image younger [as] used to be one of the best lifeguards as a way to reflect back when the network was more creative and passionate with it's content.
>>83684160
I would let [as]-tan drown me.if you know what I mean.
So is CN tan still a trap like the original artist said?
>>83684295
She's whatever you want her to be you mong
>>83684295
What >>83684325
said.
Lets not get into that argument again, we can all get along here.
>>83684040
Playhouse Disney-tan... had a hard life.
Disney Jr didn't always used to be like she is. Years and years of abuse at the hands of her sister changed her.
Playhouse Disney became Disney Jr to represent how her will was completely and utterly broken. She's a shell of her former self now. She can no longer fight back. She knows better.
All she can do is sit in the basement and cry and make low-budget CGI shows to appease her sister's voracious appetite for more money. And yet she still hopes that a prince will one day come and save her.
But no one ever does.
>>83684245
>>CN-Tan: *smile* They don't know how lucky they are......
Dude do you remember this show "Freaky Stories"? just imagine this episode with their "little siblings".
https://youtu.be/wq7Anh2KVWA
>>83683810
i want toFUCKhub-tan
>>83684245CN-tan killed Tickle U-tan....
>>83684424
W-WHAT?! H-Hub-Tan is not for lewd! Hub-Tan is for mom
>>83684429
Don't kinkshame them for having a snuff fetish.
>>83684424
>woo woo woo!
>>83683810
Not enough advertisments. Hub was a brand network to sell toys. I'd imagine them having a jacket with sponsor patches all over them.
>>83684424
Me too anon, me too
I wanna see AS tan yell at Toonami for having shit taste and telling them they gotta watch the good stuff, like fooely cooley.
>>83684493
Just imagine her as the owner of a cute little store specializing in products of those shows
>>83683739
Dubs over Subs
>>83683739
Disney-tan should've been Bonnie Rockwaller, not that literally who.
>>83684580
THIS
>>83684586
Well I mean, she's literally a bitch, a horrible sister and a megalomaniac
i also want toFUCKpre-AT CN-tan
>>83684402
>But no one ever does.
She doesn't deserve that shit
>>83684649
is that a girl or a boy... ?
>>83684541
Seconded.B-but what happened to the store after she died anon?
>>83684679
It gotDiscovered
>>83684706
Discovery Family's management is far worse. She just finds trash in a junk yard and tries to sell it to people. Her intentions are good though. She has no social skills and has no idea what people want to buy. Being a zombie byproduct of corpse fusion powered by Hub-tan's resolve will do that to you.
>>83684679
Eventually the store fell into oblivion, people mutter things about a murder. Teddies slowly filled with dust and moss. Then one day - without notice - shop was demolished. Today it is rumored that the mayor plans to build a supermarket there.
>>83684679
>B-but what happened to the store after she died anon?
>>83684649
Alright, I feel the younger CN-tan here, but is it really pre-AT?
I mean, she literally has the same 'circle-oval' face that people shit on CN for using everywhere, which happened with the rise of Gumball after Adventure time.
>>83684837
She is the young CN-tan before the PPG Reboot and its twerking.
>>83684881
How does Bomerang feel about her?
>>83684837
It seems more like Chowder/Flapjack era to me.
>>83684205
this is olev
>>83684893
Dude she cant handle herself
>>83684649
Can't be younger if she has the current CalArts style, you need to make her look more '90s
>>83684893
Is there an old boomerang tan? Cause Boomerang now is kind of a dumping place.
>>83684881
I can buy this.
>>83684954
She just wants to be happy with her old shows.
>>83684954
>Boomerang now is kind of a dumping place.
What does this imply for her character?
Also, I guess old Boomerang was a socially awkward toy collector with an outrageously masculine voice. It sorta went through reverse puberty and now she sounds like a five year old.
Drawfriend here, Any channel-tan request?
>>83684985
Beat me to it.
>>83685001
Well with the current design she looks pretty no nonsense, so i figured her for a cataloger, like a video librarian.
>>83685032
/r/ Disney Junior being happy. because she deserves it.
>>83684985
Does she ever go full rage mode when CN tan shits on the old hannah barbera cartoons like Fangface or Funky Phantom?
>>83685032
Any tan you want pretending to be drowning, forcing [as] to give themmouth to mouth.
>>83685032
Requesting Miguzi tan drowning and As tan just sitting there watching.
Over the weekend someone requested AS-tan in jeans so here ya go.
>>83685069
maybe she's some reverse weeb who can name every single mystery solving team member and their mascot of the 90's
>captain caveman
>jabberjaw
>speed buggy
>funky phantom
>scooby-doo
>>83685069
Eventually, she learned to deal with it. If you know what I mean.
>>83685067
I had this drawing of Disney Jr that i never posted, i kinda messed up the hair color but, here you go.
>>83685032
Nick-tan with a flower crown
>>83685104
She's the only one who can name all of the Chan Clan. I'd imagine she'd get along well with AS tan though.
>>83685032
CN-tan watching as Tickle U-tan dies and not helping.
>>83685097
Thank you
>>83685121
Cute! Thank you.
>>83685097
Shit, that reminds me of another bad lifeguard story.
>lifeguard's giving emergency care to some kid
>after some emergency breathing and cpr, the kid starts breathing again
>she's supposed to wait for the ambulance to take the kid from her but the lifeguard notices that her shifted ended while she was CPRing
>walks off and leaves the kid for EMS
nice art btw
>>83685097
Quality work anon, thanks.
>>83685097
dem hips are out this world
>>83685121
ayyy, good job trinity
>>83685156
Anon I really need more Bad Lifeguard [as]-tan
>>83685106
Shiiit. Maybe she joins Nick@Night for some late night 'jam sessions'.
And by jam I mean grape jelly.
And by grape jelly I mean wine.
>>83685307
Nah, Nick@Night needs something stronger.
>>83684985
>>83685104
>Boomerang still sleeps with a Captain Caveman plushie
>>83685496
>Boomerang still believes that Rodney Dangerfield stole the no respect line from Jabberjaw.
So, did you guys ever decide if CN-tan is a delicious trap or not?
>>83685630
Got it
>>83685300
Ask and you shall recieve.
>you're still shadowing [as]
>you ask her about any stories she had about lifeguarding
>"Well, there was this one time Nick-tan slimed herself on the tallest diving board we have."
>"I didn't even have to blow my whistle, everyone jumped out as soon as they saw."
>"They kept nagging me to do something so I cleared the pool for a few minutes and cleaned it up. But they wouldn't go back in until I told them that I shocked the pool."
>You asked her what that meant.
>"Oh, that means to put more chlorine in the pool."
>You ask her how much more chlorine she put in.
>She blinks twice, never taking her eyes off her patrons.
>"None. The bucket was on the top shelf and I didn't want to get a ladder, so I just told them that so they'd get off my backs."
>Oh.
>"Yup."we really need a nick-tan version of pic related
>>83685528
>Boomerang has an autographed photograph of Joseph Barbera in her desk
>>83684402
I found the Abusefag.
Water you are doing here?
>>83685666
Thanks, satan.
>>83685496
>Boomerang still wants to be one of Captain Caveman's groupies.
>>83685734
Let him be, that's a nice backstory. also that's basically the original Cinderella story.
>>83685675
>She masturbates to it whenever she gets tired of getting off to Shaggy, Choo-Choo, or Race Bannon
>Whenever she masturbates she screams for them to make her "bedrock"
>She has smurf bedsheets.
>>83685773
Wait, OG cinderella never got her prince?
>>83685832
There is a draft of the original story where she is murdered and her legs are amputated by the Wicked Stepmother.
>>83685666
nice
>>83685932
Jesus Christ, wat
skadoosh
>>83685754
>Boomerang's ringtone is Jem and The Holograms intro
https://youtu.be/B9MqmKXH-sA
>>83686013
Good stuff
>>83686013
i'm glad [as]-tan is getting more art
thanks anon
>>83685666
>we really need a nick-tan version of pic related
Have her vomiting slime
>>83686018
>Boomerang has a vinyl collection that's just hannah barbera music.
>>83685932
>>83686026
Abusefag I like your sad stuff but dude you should read Disney's lore, it's full of sad little boys and girls, you sure can find inspiration on that.
>>83686013
smexy
>>83686018
Damn that was actually pretty good.
>>83684417
Damn that's disturbing. Also, based spanish.
>>83685803
The CN Family would never sully Hannah&Barbera like that.
She Would Probably Want Frank Weller instead.
here comes Cartoon Network's weird Canadian cousin.
>>83686300
aayy lmao, whos' that? lol
>>83686300
>*whipcrack sounds*
>>83684402
>>83686026
Most people love Disney shows and their positive mensages.
Why the hell Disney tan has to be flanderized into a children hater monster that abuse her targeted audience? Can't she be just greedy?
I feel like someone is trying to insert their magical realm.
>>83685803
Do you think she has a collection of dildos based on Hanna-Barbera characters?
>>83685932
Don't forget that the stepsisters chopped parts of their foot to fit the glass shoe
>>83686300
I'd whip that
What happened with the cute loli with a cardboard box on her head that thought she was a mecha?
>>83686360
That's modern Disney, remember that the first Disney films are based on old European stories - Cinderella, Snow White, Pinocchio, all those stories on their original source have horrible subplots and details that obviously aren't on the films. That's the base of this canon, what you can't see but it's there.
>>83686013
This is so great. Good job at capturing her snarkiness.
>>83686360
Meh, the process of creating waifu-tans like this is basically throwing your fetishes at it and seeing what sticks.
That's how we got tan-CN-tan.
Just treat it like the trap CN, if it ain't your fetish, ignore it.
>>83686418
Toonami Lil Sis? she's watching morning cartoons with Qubo and 4Kids
>>83686515
T.O.M-senpai finally noticed her
>>83686364
She probably has a "back massager" shaped like captain caveman's club. Maybe a real big dildo nicknamed "el kabong" She obviously has the huge toy collection from the old Boomerang adverts, but it's just all hidden in her room so that no one knows how childish she really is.
>>83686300
OMG Fucking Johnny Test artstyle is killing me
>>83686431
So Disney tan isn't based on Disney movies, but in folkloric tales of Germany?
Anon:Hey Nick-Tan, Are you making a new dish?
NT:Yeah, its a pizza with 1 meat and 10 cheeses.
Anon:I hope its not like that duck bread you made last time.
>>83686684
No Disney-Tan is based on corporate Disney so they pretend to care about people but really only care about profits. Which would make them like one of those bitchy queen bee girls.
>>83686684
Disney-tan is based on her movies, shows, etc. this concept is just a reference of the original source of the original movies (Disney Golden Age) where the characters have horrible lives and tragic endings.
>>83686687
Anon: Hey Nick-Tan working on a new dish again
NT: Nah just making more sponge cake
Anon: Not with this stuff right? It's all moldy.
NT: What else would I use?
Anon: Get fresh ingredients.
NT: But people want more sponge cake now. Why would I make them wait for fresh ingredients?
Anon: GordonRamseyface.fuck
>>83686687
Nick-tan can't cook
>>83686560
>"el kabong"
i chuckled
>>83686854
Anon:That new pizza you made is pretty good.
NT:I heard, people keep arguing over which cheese is the best.
>Chedder is Best cheese.
>>83686515
Adorable
>>83686798
Not him, but you have just to admit that you are interessed on it for your fetish Abusefag.
>>83687011
>Pizza
>Not Hotdogs
anon please
>>83687101
I'm not the abusefag, but to be fair this time he has a point, he was born for this. Blame Disney, they build a empire with edgy fairy tales.
>>83684985
Requesting more Boomerang-tan!
>>83686013
>>83685097
What a lovely day
hmmm
>>83687406
I don't get it
>>83687103
Its a euphemism for the loud house, Duck Bread is BreadWinners.
I can't think of an analogue for Fairly Odd Parents since spongebob is already Cake.
>>83687491
Magic muffin obviously.
>>83687406
cute
>>83687406
We need pictures of all three tans in their own respective styles.
>>83687248
I also want more Boomerang-tan, did she get overlooked because she's not as thicc as AS tan?
>>83686854
>I just use my leftovers and try to build from there
>I just make the same thing over and over
It's funny because CN and Nick's cooking styles are slowly starting to switch.Disney never changes.
>>83687406
I don't what it has to do with the picture, but I appreciate the filename.
>>83687545
She's cute thou
>>83687677
She is, I wanna see her getting wasted and mumbling "It's all coming back to me"
>>83687677
would you a tsundere boomerang-tan?
>>83687101
HE IS NOT ME, FUCK OFF.
JUST LET ME HAVE THIS.
My thread on /tg/ was ready deleted and /a/ don't have as many abuse threads as it could have. And before you complaun, on /trash/ abuse threads only have pony shit and it gets boring after a while. This is where I have to jerk off, so PLEASE, let us that are into bully and abuse come here to make OC in fucking peace.
Fuck off normie your SJW tumblrina fag.
Just to spite you, I'm Requesting right now Nick tan force feeding Nick Jr. with slime, and Nick Jr. crying saying that she already ate enough of it and throw the taste is horrible.
Nick tanto can be saying "don't you want to be like your big sister? Or I have to punish you again? "
4Kids-Tan Can read Japanese perfectly, but her brain auto corrects it to american culture.
Japanese Sign:
>Riceballs 300 ¥
What 4Kids Sees:
>Jelly Donuts for $2.00
>>83687734
>tsundere boomerang-tan
YES PLEASE!
>>83687722
Anon that's lewd... continue
>>83687722
>"it's all coming back to me"
you got me
>>83683739
Best version of CN tan. Try to prove me wrong.
>>83687738
Can't you just go to /aco/ or /d/? Also this isn't spiting anyone unless your actually drawing it, not just requesting it. I could ask for AS tan taking a shit in the pool but it doesn't mean it'll get drawn.
>>83687835
No dick
>>83686061
>>83686081
>>83686142
>>83686166
>>83686458
whoops thanks for this awesome feedback guys. these are all going into the booru right?
>>83687880
>implying
it's there if you want it to be anon, where's your imagination?
>>83687817
That's all I got, I see Boomerang as a depressed nostalgic and that's was the channels old catchphrase. Maybe she could pull out a big blue dildo and mumble out about how she's finally gonna make Captain Planet's heart powers useful.
>>83687932
I would assume so yes
>>83687945
>make Captain Planet's heart powers useful
Jesus anon my sides.
>>83687939
She's wearing tights, you'd see a bulge.
>>83687880
>being gay
AIDS can't finish your kind soom enough.
>>83688001
later then soomer
>>83687978
>implying you don't want a twink CN-tan who knows how to tuck
>>83687932
Yep, don't worry I'm saving this
By the way, do you have a name, anon?
People people, how can we have gotten so far in this thread without talking about the cutest tan of all?
>>83688096
I want to chill with NetflixIf you know what i mean
Is Adult Swim-Tan CN's cooler yet kinda tryhard older brother?
All he ever talks about is how back in the day he was the shit, but nowadays he's a lot more laid back. Sure, he'll do something really cool every now and then but for the most part he's out of touch and repeats the same jokes he's been saying for the last 5 years
>>83687896
>>83687738
>being this butthurt faggot
What the hell is wrong with you? You ruined the drawthreads for quite some time. Its like you go on every board and ask:
>WHY YOU AREN'T TALKING ABOUT MYYY FETISH??
>>83688096
Netflix and chill when?!
>>83688096
I know, right?
>>83688171
>>83685129
Here you go!
>>83687932
bless the booty!
>>83688137
No Adult Swim tan is CN's older sister and used to be full of life but has given up on everything after getting a criminal record when they got caught tagging a building with the mooninites. Now they're just snarky and dead on the inside.
>>83688137
That Would Be [AS]-Kun. All the Male Versions Of the Tans "Live Across the Street."
>>83685083
>>83685086
Those requests were very similar so, I combined them, anyways here you go.
>>83688297
Yep Dabble, that's a good booty shakedo more ~
>>83688297
Dabble you glorious bastard
Thank you
>>83688271
R.I.P Nick-CN tan
>>83688297
Good lord man
Who Do The Tans Idolize?
>The CN Family-Hanna Barbera.
>NickTan-Tom Kenny.
>Disney-Emperor God Walt Disney.
>>83688212
OR here. CUTE!
Thank you, Trinity!
>>83688271
Heck yeah, more [as]-tan!
>>83685138
There wasn't a Tickle U-tan yet so, I used the mascots of Tickle U, anyways here you go.
(still taking request btw)
>>83688075
sloppy. it's in the filename. i'm not really a namefag but i use that filename by default, i don't why i didn't on AS-tan tho
>>83688214
aye lad
>>83683771
hat should be "Fox"
>>83688440
Nah CN idolizes Thurop Van Orman and Calarts now, AS and Boomerang still idolize Hanna-Barbera and view CN's bizarre new idol kinda like when Lisa became Buddhist.
i... made another one
>all the kids have gotten out, the only people in the pool now include Nick@Night, Boomerang, and Netflix, who looked like she was dragged here against her will
>Adult Swim has offically begun
>But [as] is nowhere to be found.
>You look around until you hear giggling from behind the front desk.
>You peek in, and see CN-tan and little Toonami bent over something.
>You clear your throat, getting CN's attention
>"It's the fuzz! Cheese it!"
>They fall over each other to run away.
>Turns out they were hovering over [as], sound asleep in the haines position.
>On her face were the words, BIG BOOBIED POOPY FACE along with a drawing of a turd drawn in marker.
>... you decide to go outside and check on the pool.
>>83688476
some boomerang-tan
whatever you want, the other anons were right, she needs more love.
>>83688440
What happens if you blasphemy Walt
>>83688476
This looks awesome, thanks!
Also we need a Tickle-U-tan design at some point...
>>83688525
>Boomerang is schwasted and going over all the reasons the old Voltron is better than that new shit with Netflix
>Netflix prays for the sweet release of death
>>83688586
AS rekt her
>>83688586
B R U T A L
>>83688586
SAVAGE
>>83688586
Goddamit Yoto, my fucking sides
>>83684429
The brutal truth isTickle U-Tan committed suicide after being rejected and ignored by everyone else, especially Disney Junior-Tan and Nick Jr-Tan.
>>83688586
Damn.
>>83688560
You get thrown into the dungeon of that Cinderella castle.
Then The Mouse comes.
>>83687848
I l ready have people in charge of making the comic :^)
>>83688699
I don't care how salty you are.
>>83688525
Don't stop, anon I need more
>>83688729
I don't want to get Jonas Brother'd
>>83688729
It's where Disney tan used to torture jewish girls.
>>83688824
Nah, that was the one tru g-d, Walt.
>>83688824
Oh, and continuing this.
Some of the jewish girls became Ghosts, and are part of other channels out of spite. Like pic related.
>>83688824
He wasn't anti semitic
Requesting Boomerang tan doing someselfabuse with "El Kabong"
>>83683971
I imagine it more like AS-tan realizes Fox is super popular and so she's kind of using them for ratings by pretending to like them when she clearly doesn't. Also are we assuming Fox is a boy?
>>83688968What if Disney-tan is, though?
>>83688910
But abusefag, you're breaking the canon, Phanty is CN not Disney.
I'm sure Disney have some nice ghost gals too.
>>83689088
>can't read
>>83689075
She has to be part Jewish to be that greedy
Disney Channel trying to hide any evidence of Oswald the Lucky Rabbit ever existing
>>83689088
She went to work on CN out of spite over Disney. She Gates her for Disney tan torturing and killing her.
>>83689051
Yeah that sounds cool. They can be their parents.
FOX, WB, Disney Co as the classic businnes man.
Are there any network-tans that have yet to be drawn/designed yet? Wondering if I could put some input into all of this.
>>83689119
Excuse me abusefag, you're right - thou, you need more Ghost Girls.
>>83689143
Fair enough.
>>83688123
heyyo how about them reds huh
>>83688075
>>83689178
Liquid Television tan, Nickelodeon tan's long lost step sister.
>>83689178
Tickle U-tan, CN's dead little sister
>>83689178
FOX, WB, and... dunno who else
>>83689124
Radical self-denial or hatred.
>>83689197
Redheads Rocks!
So I'm no artist, but I did a mockup of Toon Disney tan. She ended up coming out similar to XD tan but I figured it was worth a shot.
>>83689178
Sprout-tan?
>>83689339
Seems a little To close to XD Tan, Toon Disney Should Be Male.
>>83689339
Did she also play a lot of Toontown?
>>83689339
this actually pretty nice concept,good job buddy
>>83689197
Finally more Netflix!
>>83689339
Do the sneakers light up
>>83689393
>Male.
Ew
>>83689196
Don't you know that he is Requesting pics of Phanty being beating up or raped, with pics of real life events as reference for weeks?
He also has some obssession with her being jewish.
>>83689258
Is WB seperate or the same as Kids WB or CW 4Kids?
>>83689147
>>83689051
I got somewhere to be so this will be the last one for a while.
>>83689399
Of course
>>83689499
Doubly of course.
>>83689602
I love you Yoto
>>83689602
T hanks for the art, Yoto! take care!
>>83689597
I mean "Warner Bros. Entertainment Inc", not the channels, the channels are like CN, Nick, etc. Their children.
>>83689832
I have a problem with you, where's my next green text of Disney-tan and Disney Junior.
I want something based on holidays. You can use A Christmas Carol as reference
>>83689178
Maybe I could give my own take on Discovery Family Kids Hub-Tan? I've only ever seen the one concept sketch, and it's been my favorite underdog network for ages now.inb4noitsperfect, and I have to agree the design is pretty great
>>83689962
That sounds good, good luck anon!
