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Homestuck: "Don't worry, you don't have to have a real purpose, character arcs and stories aren't real."

Can someone describe to me the mindset Hussie had to have been in to start thinking his story didn't need to be satisfying in some way?
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He thought the "man who even gives a shit" nature of Gamzee surviving murderstuck was so funny that it pozzed the rest of his writing in comic by having nonstop anticlimaxes in act 6. Stop making such shitty threads.
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ara
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>>83681219
But anticlimaxes didn't start in late Act 5 like you think they did. The Psycheout and Psycheout Combo gags were such a core part of this blueballing comic that they were the only fucking memes that became TOO overused to keep referencing when they kept happening, and you fucking know how much he loves his repeated memes.
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>>83681277
The difference between the psycheout gags and what happened in A6/7 is that, with the psycheout gags, we did eventually get back to and resolve whatever plot thread we had been cliffhangered on. With A6 and A7, Hussie just said "fuck it I'm not going to write the rest of the story"
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What the hell did Hussie work on all that time, I dont think there was anything in the flashes beyond maybe some background that he did.
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>>83681274
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>>83681330
Fucking ipgd nonstop
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i only got two in the last thread, tell me your sburb title and what hogwarts house youd be in. im doing a survey to see if theres common correlations
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>>83681160
Well if he was thinking of making something less enjoyable than problem sleuth he more than outdid himself
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Homestuck teached me theres more worth in life than pussy. Thanks Andrew.
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Kill Vriska
or
Kill _____
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>>83681517
my past
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>>83681581
where's this smooth operator from
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>>83681581
Fuck now you remembered me to play and complete the final bullet.
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>>83681596
Lich from Enter the Gungeon, one of those overhead shooter faglikes that's popular these days. I'm generally lukewarm towards the trend, but I like the story concept of the game and the execution of it is good too. There are other cool looking bosses too.
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what is the ETA for a jade mod for the new liru banging dog game
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>>83681646
As if Beholders weren't overpowered enough already.
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>>>83648299
>>>83648308
What are some of your rare pairs?
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>>83681711
There's also another strong fantasy monster that gets a power boost. You shouldn't click on this image if you plan on playing the game though.
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>>83681728
every ashen ship is a rare pair so im gonna say those

specifically terezisollux/eridan. i mean eridan actually hit on her in canon and she said she was flattered, so why isnt that ship a thing? people like erisol and plenty of them like it ashen too, but ive never seen any fanworks with those three.

solrezi and teridan on their own are good ships too.
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>>83681728
RIP to those excess arrows, I need to go to bed

>>83648635
This is a cute meme
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>>83681517
Andrew Hussie
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>>83681775
That's ridiculous and I love it.

>guys guys WAIT, what if we take a DRAGON
>and give it a GUN___
>wait no, TWO GUNS
>GOTYAY
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>mfw DaveRose will never happen
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>>83681826
ahhhhh fuck yes
im so glad i decided to check for a thread before going to sleep
thank you anon, do you have a tumblr or anything?
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>>83682040
Yeah, it's miscellaneousrenaissant.

Glad you like it!
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>>83681517
Kill Karkat, then Vriska

Only then can we reach the true neutral ending
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karkat kiwi is old and busted, where is caliborn cassowary

they're big enough and he's small enough so he can ride on one
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>>83682535
what must we do for a good ending?
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>>83682696
That path has been permanently locked out of the session.
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>>83682696
kill everyone except terezi rose and jane. make rose finish her quest
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NAME ONE GOOD THING ABOUT HOMESTUCK
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>>83682683
Aren't those the nasty mean birds that kick people?

Or am I thinking of emus?
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>>83682726
gay singularity
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>>83682726
succulent jowls
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>>83681160
Some possibilities:
1. Mocking humour. "I'm going to be super pretentious on purpose and make the comic into a colossal trolling attempt. And both critics and fans will eat it up."
2. Pretentious delusions. "Homestuck really has the potential to be the most subversive work of art of this decade..."
3. Anger, depression, having enough. "I hate this comic now and I want everyone to know it. Fuck you for thinking it'd be in any way satisfying. Who cares?"
4. A massive lack of self-awareness (unlikely). "Well, Homestuck DID have some really satisfying arcs! I'll make some jokes about things bad authors do. I'm still good, right?"

I'd say 1 and 3 are most likely.
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>>83682030
It hurts frogposter
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>>83682879
>(unlikely)
You've got a pretty big opinion of Hussie, huh.
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>>83682879
I think it was a mix of all four.

He thought he had some good arcs in there and that making a mess of other arcs would be funny and subversive, and he just didn't care that much anymore by the end.
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Yes but Jade
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requesting vriska talking about the battle plan and ordering karkat to draw, only for him to draw dicks and everyone starts laughing while vriska is close to crying

bullying is wrong
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Post eriara
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Jane is the best healer ever!

A good and fine healer!
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>>83681160
He set out to make something that looked interesting, and then didn't make it interesting at all, thereby subverting our expectations. It's genius, really.
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>>83682889
DaveKat is some of the normiest Tumblr shit I have ever witnessed
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>>83682030
Would Roxy approve of her children getting together with each other?
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>>83683804
SWEET NIGGER DAVE AND HELLA FAT PINK HOBBIT KARKAT
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>>83682879
i reckon many of you guys havent read enough to realise that most of the 'good' arcs are just parodies of cliched storytelling. you ate that shit up thinking it was genuine just as much as the 13 year olds thought trolls were genuinely cool rather than parodies of dumb internet cultures.

the whole story is just ironic parody on top of ironic parody, if you thought some part was REAL and invested your hopes and dreams in it youre honestly fucking dumb
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>>83683961
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6/12 is tomorrow. Will we get anything? Even just a news update?
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Do it for him.
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>>83684097
Dorb Strorber and Korkorb Vorb
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>>83684061

it was called "comedy"

something that used to be in the comic before the teens became pits of whining
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>>83684061
homestuck did the 'transported to another plane of existence' thing really well though, the worldbuilding of sburb was great. romdrama and characterization of 5000 other people were a mistake
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>>83684571
i agree with you on this. i dont think any of the 'good' or 'bad' arcs were anything but jokes but i found the whingefests in a6a6i5 fucking lame and they spoiled the potentially good things that happened in it by proximity
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>>83681924

Unfortunately the Dragun is one of the easier bosses in the game.
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>>83684097
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>>83684444
there's a stream with lots of bowman later today
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>>83684773
Will I have to stave off reddit filth from my husbando?
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So who here agrees that the sprite-mode strife section was the best part of the ending.
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>>83684884
yeah i'll agree with that, though it's a missed opportunity that you didn't click on screen to progress like the old strifes
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>>83681160
He was too much of a coward to show what really happens in the end, which is Lord English winning and killing everything and everyone
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Newspost tomorrow?
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>>83684949
no, but davekat song tomorrow
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>>83685131
>shipping song
>for the worst ship
pass the sendificator
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>>83685131
Dude we've already got Tensei saying that it's probably NOT Davekat.
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>>83684949
>>83685131
I'm less interested in an epilogue and more interested in a post which gives us a bit of an insight into what he was thinking, what he had planned and how it compares to how it turned out, like we got with PS.
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>>83685166
>worst ship
Spotted the homophobe.
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Fuck it, I'm bored, send me an idea and I'll write something small for it.
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>>83685406
John getting cucked by Calliope stealing Roxy and Vriska stealing Terezi
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>>83685406
Feferi lusting after John's completely normal, non-webbed, soft and pale human feet.
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what if there's no newspost tomorrow
will these threads die out until better times
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>>83685553
the threads will probably get banned, i have a feeling the only reason they haven't already is because how close 6/12 has been
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>>83685590
Honestly if we stayed alive for 2 months we can probably make it to 10/25 when we'll get maybe the epilogue or something.

Then we'll die in the 6 month lead up to Hiveswap.
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>>83685636
well once volume 10 drops that's the last possible thing i could look forward to, so i'll be gone
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>>83684609
THIS
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>>83685553
Don't say that.
Don't even think there won't be a 6/12 newspost
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>>83685553
i figure these threads will persist as long as the epilogue is on the horizon
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>>83685743
>even in the Reddit edit Karkat still fucking dies
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do you think hussie's ever going to drop the whole 4/13 6/12 10/25 gimmick
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Long time /hst/, it's the spreadsheet test anon here. I took a break from browsing these threads as things were moving slowly, and in that time I've managed to get a good few people from real life and other parts of the internet to do the test. The feedback has been useful and so I present you version 6. This time, I've managed to stop being retarded and have figured out how to just share the test via google docs.

Have a link: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1z6zAJL74j30DDzFImdYbYaXoxn-PbqlBBvQDmmFqW7Y/pubhtml?gid=2043022622&single=true. Make your own copy when you do the test.

If you want extra feedback on your results, you can now share the entire test easily so I can look "under the hood" so to speak and suss a fitting title. I'll be in this thread and maybe another one to field any quezzies.

I did a bit of desustorage browsing today and learnt about the web porting of the test incidentally. To the anon who went to that effort, you're a top dude. I think you might've used an old, buggy version of the test (where the genderswitch was borked, for instance) but I'm not sure. That and other problems are resolved in this version regardless.
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>>83685880
no, beecause then he'd have to explain (actually write for once) the actual significance of them in the story
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>>83685553
I imagine it'd fall to the wills of the mods/janitors at that point, there's still enough discussion in the threads to give them purpose relative to others threads in the catalog, as well as their rather quick nature, they don't hang about for days on end like other comics/cartoons in hiatus.
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>>83685876
Karcuck gets no respect.

He doesn't deserve any respect.

Also I'm not sure if anyone realizes the whole "kill anyone who disagrees with you" mindset is actually fucked up. We do it for the edge, no fucking clue what they're in it for.
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>>83685385
fuck off tipsy
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>>83685997
>doesnt like our queen
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>>83685991
Well that is just an edit of "our" comic, and a lot of people here take the original pretty unironically.

As always, it's safest to assume that everyone is retarded.
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>>83686239
>and a lot of people here take the original pretty unironically
le 4chan boogiemen are so hateful
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>>83686474
I'm amazed even now there's so many people who talk about "4chan" like it's fucking voldemort
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>>83686474
>>83686585
When you act like fools, you invite real fools who think they are in good company - Abraham Lincoln
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>>83686474
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>Before Act 7
"Karkat is best boy!"

>After Act 7
"KARKEK! KARKEK!! KARKEK!!! Everything about him sucks!!!! He should be dying while Vriska fucks him the ass while having sex with Kanaya and Terezi at the same time!!!!! All the time watching how Jade is seducing Dave!!!!!!"

Shit endings and shit authors ruin everything.
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>>83686608
why should fear of these 'real fools' not getting it scare me off of things i enjoy? what kind of a pussy has a mindset like that?

should none of us tell jokes at all, in any context, because autistic people exist in the world who might think we're serious?
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I loved Problem Sleuth but I never got into Homestuck, there was just something off about it.

I'm glad I was spared the pain and wasted time.
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>>83686661
>do you think they're ironically shitting on it?
Yes
That was pretty much exactly what I have been doing
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Which is the designated short girl in Homestuck? Short girls are the cutest.
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>>83687080
Terezi and Nep
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>>83687080
nepeta
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>>83687080
nep nep
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>>83687080
Vriska
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>>83687080
Calliope is short but only for being literally 11. She'll be as tall as an ordinary cherub. The natural shorties are probably Terezi and Nep.
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>>83687040
Recently I learned that the flashes in Caliborn's masterpiece have sound; it's turned off by default but there's a little speaker in the upper left corner.
In some of them you can hear what sounds like mumbling, so is Caliborn the only one we have a canonical voice for outside of maybe John?
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>>83681310
Also, there were some times when the Psycheout gags actually served to help resolve plot threads (e.g. the fake ending to Act 4)
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fuck davekat

can we make some anti-karkat parody comics instead

see: >>83683433
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I can't read homestuck

I tried reading it years ago but I had to stop because I didn't speak proper english at the time and I was getting completely lost

So I went to re-read it about a couple of months ago
It was all swell and nice until [S]Cascade happened
The comic had lost every usage of videogame references and terms that made it charming and just introduced dozens of characters that I couldn't give a shit about because they weren't interesting in the least
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>>83685896
I don't know exact reason of this but test isn't working.
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>>83687207
yeah okay
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>>83687218
Literally everyone in the thread has the exact same opinion
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>>83685991
To be honest, I think that the Tipsy Brigade wants homophobes to die as much as we want gay people to die. Take that for what you will.
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>>83686661
I don't really care about davekat

I can see why people like the ship in theory because there are a lot of parallels between the two characters but I think the execution in the comic was amazingly bad (as were a lot of things post-retcon)
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>>83687266
also, the retarded shipping

why the fuck

the focus on romantic pairing was the cancer that killed it
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it was fun for awhile, but now i have problem going down with the ship as long as this stupid redditposting goes with it

hopefully we'll be banned tomorrow
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>>83687387
What if we actually got the epilogue tomorrow and we had things to talk about again?
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>>83687339
It was half parody of shipping and half realistic consequence of trapping a bunch of kids on the brink of sexual maturity on an adventure together.

But yeah, it got a little much.
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>>83687412
then i'll post a pic of myself fucking my own ass
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>>83687314
>lots of parallels
>one got abused by his guardian
>the other is a loud-mouth bitch
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>>83687264
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>>83687412
then i'd shit myself

also good morning everyone
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>>83687260
Eck, perhaps I still don't know how to share with google docs. Can you put numbers into the boxes at all?
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>>83687433
I understand your point, I can see that it was meant to be a parody because of the retardly complicated troll romance, but the problem is how the fans reacted to it
Instead of "this is is stupid and funny" they though the shipping and pairing was the best, and thus hussie made it into a serious thing
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>>83687455
>insecure
>knights
>the color red
>differ from their societies' norms in some way
>cover up their vulnerability with fronts that a lot of people see through but they keep doing it anyway
that said I still don't like the ship
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>>83687433
honestly it could have been fine in concept but andrew just doesnt have the skill to write romantic entanglements with a light touch. its all so serious and intense, while the LITERAL FATE OF ALL UNIVERSES is a huge and excellent joke.
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>>83687460
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it's almost like hussie is a shitty writer and can't write personal conflict due to never having any throughout his entire life
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>>83687549
>no one draws Karkat and Dave spitroasting Hussie
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>>83687578
We're never gonna top Hussie getting gangbanged by The Odd Gentlemen
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>>83687473
No, I can't.
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>>83687549
okay im out of ideas now
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>>83687759
HAHA HOW FUNNY now POST IT TO LEDDIT
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>>83687785
didn't you come from reddit?
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>>83687806
No.
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>>83687207
i thought that was anti-vriska
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If every fight in Collide was a seperate flash, what song would you use for each?

Definitely Noirscape for Spades VS Union Jack VS Dave/Dirk/Terezi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dG5BjK4194A
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>>83687873
It's been a long time since I laughed at anything so hard
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>>83687557
im sure he's had personal conflict, but i'm also sure his way of dealing with it is retarded
>>83687918
that's probably the anon who keeps self inserting as karkat, complete with crippling self loathing
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
IT'S STILL NOT. 6/12 yet
Ahdhsjf
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>>83687942
atomic bonsai would be great for the dogfight, since its written for jade and bec, but its missing the awesome jack noir theme from black. the ideal would be to have a new combinaremix of black and umbral ultimatum
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>>83687207
Is this a thing we're doing now?
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>>83688073
I can't believe Atomic Bonsai was never used for anything.
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>>83688087
karkat is a pineapple
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>>83687759
i could actually ship this. and i'm fujoshi as fuck.
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Well reddit is at least freaking out over us hating davekat, so that's good.
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GAY BOYS DOING GAY THINGS

NOT DOING GAY THING WITH YOU
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>>83688164
It's not the same as when tumblr freaked out at us. Reddit doesn't fill the void left in our hearts.
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>>83688188
>>83688209
playing soccer with Jane as the ball!
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>>83688068
Dude. There is NOTHING SPECIAL happening tomorrow, don't overhype the nothing. If we're especially fortunate a basically irrelevant music release may happen.
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>>83688188
ahhhh, the pinnacle of good healthy relationships that is dirkjake. now theres a pairing youd have to be homophobic to dislike!
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Anyone have the version of this where Jade's getting combo points
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>>83688226
It's the epitome of why bros shouldn't fuck.
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>>83687493
Honestly, I don't know that he ever did make it into a real thing. It just went from very over parody into something more subtle.

Like, troll romance was this big "shipping is kind of silly" joke, but then the alpha session was a more drawn out "shipping is not good for a story" thing.

I dunno, it never felt like Hussie was taking it seriously, it always felt to me like it was another step in making fun of the fans that were super zealous about romance.
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>>83688226
>and then they're back together in the end despite wasting all that time showing how unhealthy and bad of a relationship it was
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>>83685876
>Reddit edit
No that was someone here I'm pretty sure. I remember that thread.
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>>83688224
>a basically irrelevant music release may happen.
volume 10's release date has been confirmed by the music team themselves
there is no "may" about it
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>>83688233
Oh I made that

I didnt keep the file though sorry
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>>83688224
it's literally confirmed by the musicians
they even fucking said they're streaming it with commentary tomorrow too
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>>83688247
Were they even really bros before they fucked? Their relationship always had an "I wouldn't be talking to this kid if I didn't want to bang him" vibe to me.
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>>83688335
you're killing me here man
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>>83688121
I can't believe At The Price of Oblivion was almost completely wasted. That was a really good track, there was even a fight that happened, but got copped out on. Even in the grand scheme of everything Jack-related becoming irrelevant, grimdark Rose was rendered the most wasted fucking thing in the comic.

In the eventual cartoon adaptation which Hussie will not bother to exercise any of his authorial control over, literally any other writer will make that fight happen. I can't wait.
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>>83688427
>grimdark Rose was rendered the most wasted fucking thing in the comic.
remember when rose was a pseudo-intellectual lovecraft buff?

remember when rose was a character?
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>>83688427
>I can't wait.
yeah you can't wait for things that won't happen
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>>83688451
rose used to be the actual best character, and became the most nothing half of the only really canon ship
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>>83688427
>yfw the cartoon adaption completely cuts out davekat because the writers find it pointless and stupid
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>>83687596
Aight, I'll reuse megaupload in a bit.
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>>83688293
i agree with you. i also think that vriska becoming a literal mary sue at the end was a joke about author inserts and the idea that hussie ever actually 'loved' her, and thematically appropriate to her classpect. but i didnt really enjoy reading either of these things. joke or no joke, i wasnt having fun.
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my cock is so big but your mouth is so small


who said this in homestuck? It's dequirked of course
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>>83688533
meenah
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>>83688533
condy said it a few times, to roxy, jade, jane and john. it was sort of a recurring joke for her.
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http://www.strawpoll.me/10456861

Mind giving me a hand for fantroll shenanigans?
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>>83688491
>>yfw the cartoon adaption adds in hints and foreshadows davekat from the very beginning because the writers find it adorable and meaningful
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>>83688293
The problem with that interpretation is that a joke has a specific construction, it has a setup then a payoff, simple stuff. The problem being that the alpha session's shipping bullshit had no payoff at all, but it dragged the comic down along side other notable issues with Act 6. It's hard to give any credit to the idea that Hussie was intentionally making fun of the concept when it un-ironically made the comic worse as a result, it's like praising the shooting prowess of someone who shot themselves in the foot.

A similar parallel can be drawn with the whole Vriska mary-sue issue, yes it makes sense given the themes of her Classpect, but it massively tanks the story in doing so which is a net loss no matter how you look at it.
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>>83688624
this is the most classpergernon thing youve ever posted pal
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>>83688627
>yfw during the cartoon adapation hussie is repeatedly overruled on many of the original comic's decisions, which are ignored because they're dumb
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>>83688660
Yes, and?

i think I have an artist on board to draw the other five
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>>83688582
>>83688555
I don't remember this, and it doesn't sound like something Hussie would write. What page(s)?
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>>83687578
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>>83688519
Late Homestuck I was getting most of my enjoyment just from seeing how far Hussie was willing to go with that sort of thing.
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>>83688695
Draw Aradia being a pure maiden.
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>>83688223
Several moments in MSPaint
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>>83688748
its ready for reddit lads
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>>83687578
How about The Odd Gentlemen spitroasting Hussie?
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>>83688689
every page after condy gets hold of the juju and uses it to retcon the entire comic into 8000 pages of her brutally raping every character in turn
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>>83688817
>Dirk and Jake bullying Jane for being fat and she transforms into a soccer ball and they play with her as proof how fat she is
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>>83688748
>Jane is so fat, Jake and Dirk only need their imagination to transform her into a soccer ball
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How bad did HSG get during the gigapause? Are we anywhere near that level of badness yet?
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>>83688519
that problem with that is that Hussie already made that exact same joke during Act 5
It was clever then, but no matter how clever a joke is, it becomes unfunny and obnoxious when you run it into the ground
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>>83689158
Thread after thread after thread of Cocknaya, Kanaya's feet, blog posts, "boy I sure wish I could suck your tripfag dick!", erotic RP, disgusting erotic RP, REALLY disgusting erotic RP, AU discussion, and so on and so forth. I've seen /b/ have more meaningful discussion.

This isn't even close.
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>>83689165
Forgive the tvtropes link, but read this: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OverlyLongGag
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>>83685896
After a brief delay, an accessible download of the test is now available here ==> http://www.mediafire.com/download/963y794hyg997xe/Heroic_Title_Test_0.6.xlsx
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>>83689165
i honestly thought vriskas story was totally great in act 5 and even though it was a mary sue joke it was told fairly subtly. i was reading archivally, and im aware she was hugely controversial at the time but she came off as a well written and scary anti-hero to me. the retcon felt like a reaction to the excessive arguments about her. like hussie thought 'ill show them something worth getting fucking mad about'. and then he did, at literally everyone's expense.
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>>83688188
Make way for a better gay ship. A real, distinguished gentleman's ship.
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>>83689158
49% completely off-topic discussion, 49% memes and rp, 2% Homestuck
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>>83689259
I lost interest around the time of the gigapause, but the old HSG shitposting I was around for was at least more fun than ded and reddit
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>>83688519
>yfw vriska lamented being made into a monster by her guardian
>little did she know that another monster was waiting to make her into something worse
>vriska was destined to have assholes force her into being a terrible person

this actually makes me pity vriska
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Confirmed for getting Paradox Space 2 in today. Will have Vrisky Business pics tonight.
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Is anyone actually expecting the whole epilogue tomorrow?
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>>83689474
i'm expecting at least an update on how things are going
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>>83689435
Awww yeah. Thanks anon
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>>83689474
I'm expecting Hussie to make a newspost saying he hasn't even started on the epilogue
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>>83684444
https://youtu.be/VukaD23AIfE
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>>83689474
Hoping for the Epilogue, expecting a single page, fearing a news post.
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>>83688624
Unrelated but do you know where I can find the Strawpoll link to the /hst/ classpect poll?
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>>83689555
http://www.strawpoll.me/10418685/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10418679/
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>>83689593
Thanks a thousand. Apparently the /hst/ void bias is real.
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>>83689622
it could be a bias on the test, people keep getting different outcomes between versions

i keep getting void, though, so that's pretty definite
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>>83689622
we cant tell if its the test or we just lean that hard towards void characteristics as a community. it would make a lot of sense that we do.
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voidfags are literally the most boring people on this board
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>>83689691
>>83689695
the mage bias is even bigger and less explainable. what even are mages? thats gotta be the test
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>>83689732
I'm a schizoid mortician who got mage of void.

Sucks desu
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>>83689732
wrong im the best fuckin poster here
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classpects have nothing to do with personality
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>>83688223
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>>83689790
Classpects are the Homestuck Myer-Briggs test -- have little correlation to a person's actual personality/traits, but are fun to talk about.
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bowmans cover of how do i live is a lot less funny now i know thats actually his real voice and he tries to sing with it unironically
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>tfw hiveswap at EA's conference
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>>83689839
LB, whats your classpect?
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>>83689839
>it'll get released to normies on a grandscale
w-worth it
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>>83689839
what we see better be more impressive than the last showing.

you gonna' take your name off at any point?
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>>83689761
i think mages are a counterpart to seers. seers know a lot about their aspect, and share that knowledge with others. mages receive knowledge from their aspect, and lead others by their example or away from the negatives of their aspect. they also seem destined to be negatively affected by their aspect to a point, but never totally. so a mage of doom (sollux) dies a lot, yet never truly (he's only half dead and can leave dream bubbles at will)

mages are probably the most likely class to get horrorterrors whispering into their mind. so pretty much 4chan
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>>83689838
ayy fuck u he a good boy he dindu nuffin
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Can someone give a lowdown of the reddit meme?

http://www.strawpoll.me/10457349
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>>83689838
it's not supposed to be funny
it's supposed to be sensual
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>>83689838
You are objectively incorrect

>>83689882
My name hasn't been on since like the day after I wrapped up

>>83689871
Knight of Hope
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>>83689885
specifically, mages of void*
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>>83689838
>that midnight crew cover where everyone said he was trying to sound drunk
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doggies!
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>>83689838
I like his voice. Reminds a lot of John Darnielle or Jeff Mangum in terms of nasally-ness.
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>>83689973
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nU9YXh_0L4Y

objectively his worst work unfortunately
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>>83689985
Getting fucked by cute lil doggies!
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>>83689905
in the post-scratch metastuck, reddit is a little bitch boy who looks up to /hst/ and tries to copy everything he does. and despite this everyone fucking despises him including his hero
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>>83690018
>dave's fate
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>>83689761
Mages might be the counterpart to witches. Witches are quite far on the active side so mages should be really passive and most of Sollux's deeds are done to help others, he never really did anything for himself(even fighting Eridan could be seen as defending Fef). He SACRIFICED himself to get Fef in, he SACRIFICED himself to get the meteor moving and he fixed the computers in the lab for everybody else. Sacrifices are a part of the Doom aspect, so Sollux controlled the narrative trough sacrifice to save his friends
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>>83690067
i say it once i'll say it again

active =/= actually being active as in doing things
passive =/= actually acting passive as in lying back

active = you do the thing for yourself or by yourself
passive = you share the thing with others
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>>83690009
It sounds okay sped up a little. Actually it sounds REALLY good
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so was AR controlling lil sebastian the whole time
was he being a dick to jane for no reason
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>>83690060
When you do it yourself. Or have you gone through your life not having any discernible creative skills, only consuming what other people make?
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>>83690060
is that even out
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>>83690097
Why is Jane so fucking fat?
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>>83690097
He'd have to have been controlling Lil' Seb while he was on Caliborn's planet as well.
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>>83690093
eh, I'll give you that. but even then it's probably still down there with some of his lowest work.

who /HUSH/ here?

I fall asleep to it every night...
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>>83690086
Nice headcanon. You still thinkin Mages are just worse seers?
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>>83690110
yup!
>>>/h/4295000
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>>83690086
the ones closer to the middle of the passive/active scale are probably going to see some blurring

like, mages don't share the knowledge they get, but directly lead others using their knowledge when the time comes

whether receiving knowledge is passive or active is tricky
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>>83690129
I'm pretty sure Arquius was actually inside of Lil' Seb the whole time he was on Caliborn's planet
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posting troll patrick bateman
>>83690136
it's not a headcanon when it's fucking stated in the comic you spastic little autist
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>>83690086
that would make sense given that caliborn/LE is supposed to be THE MOST active character and yet his impact is totally indirect, but also totally self-serving. calliope's black hole is a very direct action but its in the service of all creation at her expense.
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>>83690131
I've been listening to it a bit, but it's one of those listens where I just let it run through so I can't name any of the songs or distinguish them. I really liked his recent single.
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>>83690136
that's not headcanon, calliope comes right out and says that "active" and "passive" don't mean "active" and "passive"
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>Only like female homestucks and female homestuck cosplayers
>Fuck everyone else
>Silly /co/ Homestuck is for faggots :)
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>>83690131
ALL I WANNA DO IS SYNCHRONIZE WITH YOU BABE
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