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How were Kanaya and Karkat able to enter both the A1 universe and C universe at the end of Act 7? Assuming they are responsible for Beforus.
Good luck bro
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O shit good timing
you fool you've doomed us all
>>83669135
>Assuming they are responsible for Beforus.
Wait, what? Why would you assume that?
>>83669135
I assume they used a door.
>>83669135
what the fuck
they arent responsible for beforus
whats going on. have we become tumblr? is this the level of theorycraft we can expect from now on.
Alert! ALERT!! /hsg/ is reforming!!
>>83669384
n-no its not, ha ha
>>83669135
Beforus always existed, Karkat used ectobiology in his session to create 24 trolls. 12 of them became the Beforus crew and 12 became the Alternia crew. Which means the Beforus crew was always predestined to scratch, otherwise they never would have been born.
>>83669384
SHHH! The mods might hear you!
>>83669439
what the fuck am I looking at here
The way you live in pants-shitting terror of a single bratty janitor is pathetic.
>>83669465
Equius is apparently some sort of mermaid performing it's mating ritual for a human Aradia who stole his sunglasses.
Duh.
>>83669435
Caliborn's OC is a human unlike Calliope's troll, bitch. More for their duality theme and shit
>>83669494
The remnants of HSG lived under the terror of a literal child on another website for quite some time.
>>83669384
Nah. We actually talk about Homestuck almost every post. Remarkably on-topic relative to HSG or any general I've been to for the most part.
>>83669261
Thanks. I think I'd make a good Hero of Time.
>>83669276
Since the alpha trolls didn't ectobiologically originate from their session like all the other players, I thought they were supposed to have been descendants of Kanaya's matriorb. Is that just dumb?
well that was fun
>>83669579
You draw those feet sluttier and sluttier each time.
>>83669535
I shouldn't be surprised. Are you talking about Serketchan or something?
>>83669529
the picture is caliborn waking up after calliope cosplays and doesnt take it off before sleep
>>83669579
Now make them kiss
>>83669579
Longtroll is always adorable
>>83669579
troll on the right is #fashion goals desu
left is just so cute
>>83669579
those are some manly long-ass feet
>>83669579
that's cute as hecking heck
>>83669579
>>83669641
ho shit!
>>83669579
>mustard pants is short as heck
oh no
>>83669579
Yo they are cute
>>83669579
muh, dik, etc
>>83669444
Oh I forgot that was a thing that happened.
>>83669714
i want to write snuff with Büjorn and >>83669579
Let's settle this once and for all. Equius vs. Gamzee. Who would win if Nepeta got attacked first?
>>83669685
yeah its a little much, altered them slightly
but like that she looks like a literal letter L
also forgot shorties symbol hurr
>>83669579
what are their names?
>>83669888
Is the tall one wearing pants?
>>83669851
Gamzee because lolcloun
>>83669851
Equius. He could break the cloun in half with his pinky finger
>>83669851
equis
he's literally the strongest troll
gamzee only beat equius because equius let him
>>83669579
rust x mustard is TRUE
>>83669620
Yes.
>>83669851
Equius.
>>83669905
sahtii kahnum and desida lyrdin
>>83669917
ye
>>83669933
what if its<>
>>83669851
gamzee in full rage mode? not a chance.
remember he tore the black king a new asshole in a fit of rage.
>>83669971
But Equius would be enraged too.
>>83669579
Sweet jesus, you are the waifu master. I can't get over how great the tall one looks, stellar stuff.
>>83669966
then it's true <>
>>83669994
Equius being pissed hasn't shown to make him any stronger.
>>83669966
do you know their personalities?
i am going to write something about them and i'd like it to be accurate
>>83669579
Those horns must be really annoying
They probably get caught on doorframes and shit all the time
>>83669851
Wouldn't the same thing happen because Equius would still see the action of Gamzee subjuggulating Nepeta as Gamzee fulfilling his role?
>>83670070
cute!
i want art of her bumping into a door arch
>>83670073
Probably not because he would likelyimmediately react to her being hurt, less so with himself.
>>83670042
Would still make him react more violently.
>>83669851
It entirely depends on how able Gamzee is to employ his greater speed and any actual tactics against someone you cannot hope to match in a standard close combat fight. For example, using a bow to immobalize him. If Gamzee is able to pull that off he stands a good chance at winning, depending on the other large variable. That variable being Equius' ability in combat, we know he practiced on robots and in game with Nepeta, but we don't know how he'd deal with an opponent with actual switch up tactics.
Personally I think he'd win, but would be heavily injured. In addition, Equius could hesitate at any point which Gamzee would likely exploit and turn the tide. In short, we don't know and likely never will know.
>>83670137
>Would still make him react more violently.
And violent Gamzee is shown to be far more dangerous than a dangerous Equius.
>>83670151
gamzee never actually incapacitated equius with the bow
with a single twitch equius would have destroyed the string
he just didn't want to
>>83670048
sahtii is shy at first and kind of jumpy, but personable, easy to get along with. she'll sass the shit out of you while keeping the cute smile though if you're not on her good side.
desida is the laziest girl you can imagine without being gross
kind of a daria personality but laughs at her own jokes a lot. kind of a mumbler
>>83670070
she absolutely does
doorframes, ceiling fans you name it
she also freezes up when startled or just bolts
either deer in headlights or ollies outie
>>83670151
Gamzee is never shown to be faster than Equius. Equius's extremely muscular so he's probably incredibly fast.
>>83670168
Proof?
>>83670225
gamzee can do a LOT more than that though. in a real fight he wouldnt just stand there with the bow. black king etc. gamzee can win literally any fight he is supposed to win, hes as unbeatable as the author chooses he is
>>83670246
>desida is the laziest girl you can imagine without being gross
>without being gross
darn
almost perfect
>>83670225
I meant the arrow through the leg. Equius' issues is already his mobility or lack thereof in comparison to Gamzee. Making him even more immobile would highly favour Gamzee winning given he could just flashstep to Equius' weaker side, hit him then back off before the counter.
>>83670260
We're never shown how fast Equius is period, but Gamzee's speed didn't seem natural, that's what I'm going off of.
>>83670100
I think it's more likely she's so used to ducking that she stabs people on accident when going through doorways. And she tries the limbo method sometimes and the same happens. Some mom-like jadeblood friend would be trying to get her into the habit of doing a perfectly safe squatting crabwalk entrance for her whole life but it never sticks.
>>83660871
>>83661645
okay finally
Hopefully this atones a little for the sins you guys committed against reddit
>>83670314
you have yellow vriska for all that
which kid is the most likely to listen to Death Grips?
>>83670151
>using a bow
If we go by taking all seen in the comic as canon, Gamzee flash steps. You are gonna need more than a bow.
The alswer is we don't know. The actuall combat prowess of almost all trolls was never explored.
>>83670410
yellow vriska being a gross slob is a thing
yellow vriska is a thing?
>>83670409
10/10 GOAT
>>83670409
>i guess space players really are meant to be alone... calliope said that, before she killed herself
this is good fuckin shit
>>83670437
Re-read the post anon, Equius obviously can't use a bow, but Gamzee can.
>>83670409
She can't do that, god tiers have inherent perpetual flight.
>>83670409
Youch
Jade deserves better
>>83670409
I don't know I sort of see Davepeta having the combined sexual attraction towards Karkat of Dave and Nepeta.
>>83670409
lel
>>83670448
yes
>>83670409
good work
>>83670487
she also would revive
but the joke isn't that she died it's that she jumped
>>83670487
Wait I'm a liar, Rose definitely succeeded in falling down a million stairs.
>>83670523
do you have any of this fabled yellow vriska
Is the home juju symbolic of the comic itself? When Caliborn trapped the alpha kids in the house is that supposed to be how the stage is set for page 1 of Homestuck? I understand fuckall about the ending.
>>83670559
leave reddit alone....
>>83670409
you need to add a final panel that has jade's mangled corpse and then "HEROIC" over it
>>83670559
you are being more autistic than reddit ever has been
you're probably from there
but if you're not, just fucking stop, it's embarrassing
>>83670314
I didn't realize non-fat slob fetishism was a thing.
>>83670565
yes. and thats why they dont come out to fight LE after the comic finishes. FACT
>>83670563
i do not sorry
hsg had tons of stuff though, someone here should have some of it
>>83670605
it's, uh, it's not a fetish
i just like it
it's cute and relatable
>>83670481
Shit, you are right, sorry.
Even considering equius' combat prowess, my gut keeps telling me he can't really stand up against the clown.
>>83670587
Better yet just "AN HERO"
>>83670609
and thats why they dont come out to fight LE *until after the comic finishes
>>83670616
aw okay
no worries
>>83670409
>>83670587
this is great and should be incorporated asap
>>83670409
>>83670587
Dude, this is a prequel for the Breed or Bleed comic. Jade cant die no matter how many times she try, so she goes insane and rapes Dave
After that, Dave realizes he actually likesd this happening and apologizes to Karkat for betraying Karcuck
>>83670409
Am I the only one who thinks this isn't that funny? I mean I'm not offended or anything, I just think that instead of being dark humor, its just dark for the sake of being dark, and were supposed to think it's funny for that reason. It's like those middleschoolers who think screaming "9/11 WAS AN INSIDE JOB" is funny just because it's offensive
>>83670565
don't believe anyone who supports the meta interpretation of the ending
they are filthy heretics and will be cleansed with fire in our holy war
>>83670727
>its just dark for the sake of being dark
that's the point of all this artist's comics
they're just stupid meme shit
2edgy4me
>>83670727
And yet they're basically the highlights of the thread, along with the other artists. Makes ya think doesn't it?
>>83670630
What do you mean? I don't get it. The beta kids don't fight LE, do they?
>>83670727
I thought the first line had some pretty excellent comedic timing
it was funny AND dark
>>83670727
I dunno I thought that the "meow incest is fine" was pretty funny.
>>83670727
things that are dark to the point of absurdity are funny to me
>>83670623
I think speed and mobility just have a natural advantage over wild strength, and Gamzee isn't likely to hesitate when going for the kill which I can't say for sure with Equius, given the issues with the hemospectrum. That being said, Equius' prowess is held in such high regard, and his power is so over the top that he could likely win purely by throwing said strength around, not even giving Gamzee a chance to pull anything. Perhaps that's the safest answer, if they both went all out it'd likely be a stalemate, the first mistake likely being the last should one occur.
>>83670801
they come out of the juju after the end of the comic and brawl with LE and punt him into the black hole. we know this because thats how pool works
>>83670807
>>83670817
>>83670824
Yeah I guess
We probably just have different tastes in comedy
>>83670727
A lot of stuff like steelcorridor and his imitators are just there to get a rise out of people (namely, reddit and tumblr users). It's all very low-hanging fruit, easy pay-off and pretty lazy in all honesty. They've started pumping out these comics just for the express purpose of posting them on reddit and giggling to themselves about the reactions.
>>83670727
>>83670807
It was OK. Nowhere near as obnoxious or unfunny as "911 wuz an insideee jooooob!11" shit though.
>>83670852
post comics you find funny anon
>>83670847
Oh so that's why they were the symbols on the juju. Okay that makes sense. And what do you think happens to them then after they defeat him? They just stop existing or something since they weren't from the alpha timeline sort of?
>>83670720
See? Dave loved having sex with Jade
>>83670946
they were the same kids from act 7 and from the masterpiece. after some unknown period in the new universe, they travel to caliborn together to fight him. no one knows if they survive after fighting LE though.
>>83670936
I don't get it.
>>83670720
>cluster b personality disorders
>unironic fantroll wank
nuke these threads
>>83670409
lmfao
>>83671011
It's not the Alt-John and his Alt-Kid friends that said he wished he could do something relevant after the retcon stuff happened?
>>83671073
Head on back to /jp/ with that reaction image, bucko.
Why didn't kanaya get the d?
>>83671052
huh, thats weird. try this one
>>83670898
pic related
>>83670936
Stop pretending to be me you fuck
>>83670990
why the use of past tense
>>83671085
no and the tumblrs who spread that meme are fuckin annoying because it honestly makes no sense given the information we have
>>83671104
his dick is a knife
that's pretty edgy
>>83670826
I guess. Ultimately it amounts to how lazy hussie is at the moment.
>>83671108
First time seeing a pussy after 3 years in a meteor with karcuck. Poor sould didnt even recognize it anymore
>>83671101
That one I got but it was horrible. Can you explain the last one?
>>83671073
you can just fuck right off
>>83671137
>(YOU)
that's confusing
it looks like it's trying to say he's the drug
it should be (You) at the very least
>>83670864
I don't intend for the truly edgy ones to escape /hst/. I do occasionally post the tame ones on tumblr, but I haven't seen anyone get bothered by those.tfw the breed or bleed one made its way over to tumblr anyway and was seen by a non 4chan browsing person I know who recognized my "style" and messaged me about why drawing it was wrong
>>83671195
It's clear enough
Anyone who knows about people desperate for replies and validation will get it
>>83671233
how did you reply
>>83671251
>Anyone who knows about people desperate for replies and validation will get it
So, you?
>HSG is full of fantroll shit
>everyone else on 4chan only cares about throwing shitfits over black people and discussing crappy american politics
>hate talking to people offline
this is my hell
>>83671233
Did you tell them you didn't give a fuck
Still doing land requests!
As usual, give me your classpect, your personality, some issues you have, and some interests of yours and i will come up with an appropriate land, quest, denizen, and consorts.
FANTROLL FRIDAY
POST EM
>>83671233
>was seen by a non 4chan browsing person I know who recognized my "style" and messaged me about why drawing it was wrong
L E L
that's what you get for having friends
>>83671270
Oh ho, I see what you did there.
I'ma crush and snort it.
>>83671275
There are so many posts that aren't fantroll shit. Please, try not to throw a kindergarten level tantrum you fucking dipshit, how about you facilitate some discussions that aren't fantroll shit so you can see more of what you want in the threads? Or is it easier to just whine?
>>83671365
Do not reply to me if you have nothing to contribute.
>>83671324
I only got shitty bloodswaps, sorry
>>83671261
Diplomatically
>>83671276
I was polite and listened to what she had to say, but I think the implication was there
>>83671385
Don't make a post if you're just going to whine about a problem instead of fixing it. Or better yet, do us all a favor and end your life.
>>83671430
Do not reply to me if you have nothing to contribute.
>>83671324
Those fantrolls and their shenanigans seem AWESOME
POST BABIES
>>83671324
>homestuck shirts in hot topic
Was/is the fandom really this big to support that?
>they're in the anime section
>>83671073
it's been interesting to see how /co/'s homestuck fandom has evolved over the years.
To be honest, fantrolls are not much worse than some of our guilty pleasures.
>>83671233
kek. which one is breed or bleed?
most these are clearly not meant to be taken seriously, why would anyone take think otherwise.
>>83671514
They'll probably be out of there relatively soon. The fandom was big, but it declined very fast when Hussie started to go batshit and funded the game.
>>83671437
Don't exist if you have nothing to contribute.
>>83671409
speaking of, what was that other kanaya one?
She had a green jacket in it or something? I wanna read it.
>>83671528
Most people think they are more important than they actually are, so when someone jokes about killing a gay, they actually become worried for their own life like someone actually cares enough about them to murder them.
>>83671514
I thought only the Hot Topic by my house had that. There was one that had the four kids on it with the house symbol.
I was tempted to get it, then I remembered that the kids never had a single panel where they all officially met.
I bought a Kiki's Delivery Service piece of merchandise instead.
>>83671568
Do not reply to me if you have nothing to contribute.
>>83671528
some people still think things matter and are important. which makes it very clear they misunderstood the message of homestuck
>>83671578
I am not aware of any other Kanaya bloodswaps adventures
I got a bunch of plain old bloodswap sprites of a lot of trolls, and some art, but that's it
>>83671528
Breed or bleed is >>83670720
>>83671481
>>83671652
Jade "Breed me or bleed out" Harley
Jade "Put a baby in me or I put a bullet in you" Harley
Jade "Babydaddy or Verydeady" Harley
Jade "Finish inside or your insides are finished" Harley
Jade "Make me a mother or I make you a corpse" Harley
Jade "You're either a new dad or you're now dead" Harley
Jade "Impregnation or evisceration" Harley
Jade "If the dick goes out so does your lifespan" Harley
Jade "Creampie or deadguy" Harley
Jade "It's my womb or a tomb" Harley
Jade "In nine months you'll be a parent or wormfood" Harley
Jade "Fill or kill" Harley
jade "soulmate or no mate" harley
jade "all night is alright" harley
jade "stay in and you win" harley
jade "fill me while you drill me" harley
Jade "Impregnation or Decapitation" Harley
Jade "Inseminate or I'll Castrate" Harley
Jade "Come on My Chest, Get Granted Eternal Rest" Harley
Jade "Come on My Face, I'll Exterminate Your Race" Harley
jade "satisfy her heat or say goodbye to your meat" harley
jade "cross on the test or in peace you'll rest" harley
jade "in my womb or in your tomb" harley
jade "impregnation or decapitation" harley
Jade "Cross on the test or in peace you'll rest" Harley
Jade "Impregnation or decapitation" Harley
Jade "Cradle or Grave" Harley
Jade "Procreation or Disintegration" Harley
Jade "Put a Bun in My Oven Or Your Cock Be Deglovin' " Harley
Jade "Bun in the oven or a corpse in the ground" Harley
Jade "Cum in or coffin" Harley
>>83671578
Oh you meant this one, let me find you the links
why does reddit kiss bowmans ass
>>83671707
They want to be able to see the number between his buttocks
>>83671707
because we were doing it first
>>83671660
>>83671707
meme stealers
>>83671599
>going to hot topic unironically
>>83671671
Yeah thats the one
>>83671730
Fuck thats good
>>83671786
Here you go, formatting looks a little off but here's all three parts
https://docs.google.com/document/d/13l1NF7V7Tq7FRV2SJkePG1pfiU3JxGgtfs4Td04kZVI/pub
>>83671730
>>83671853
i'm surprisingly okay with this
>>83671878
>no kissie marks on her feet
>>83671878
Sick
>>83671652
but that's tame as hell
Do any of you have the complete picture of all acts fan poster?
>>83671660
Aw man, Blue boy and his bros is my favorite webcomic!
>>83670720
Jade "breed or bleed" harley
>>83671853
>davepup licking John's kid
No bad
>>83671878
I mean it clearly needs better production values but when I first heard about Paradox Space I thought it'd be stuff like this
>>83672088
Normies don't like stuff like that.
>>83672138
No, I mean not that specifically, a dating sim parody, but like, MSPA shorts in the same general style as the comic
>>83671729
bowman had the good sense to leave homestuck
>>83671578
http://nepeta.mozai.com/stories/QuadrantClogged.html the jacket and dating
http://nepeta.mozai.com/stories/Red_Dead_Virgo.html the beat-up Kanaya.
>>83672103
i need more
>>83671896
Ellinor was a good person, and actually at least followed canon better than most artists
>>83672168
Normies don't like stuff like that.
>>83671878
>CG: GUESS WHAT FANG-FACE I DON'T GIVE A SHIT. MY ROMANTIC ADVICE IS A PREMIUM WHICH YOU GET A DISCOUNT ON BECAUSE I DON'T ABSOLUTELY HATE YOU. CONSIDER MY ABRASIVE NATURE PAYMENT IN FULL FOR MAKING YOU LESS OF A MISERABLE GLOOMY INTROVERT.
Karkat bringing the bants
>>83672186
Cool!
>>83672300
Prankster's Gambit would be a sick stand name
>>83670720
But repopulating the species with such few kids mean their babies are gunna fuck incestually anyway in order to repopulate.
>>83671275
i've been here since 2011 and these threads are a lot better now than HSG ever was.
fantrolls are least related to homestuck, unlike posts talking about tripfags beating their little brothers, tripfags literally breeding with each other, or tripfags posting nudes, you get the picture
don't you see? liking homestuck was the problem all along. through hate we've become more creative, more friendly.
>>83672203
She had a big boner for JohnRose. (and im 0kay with this)
>>83672218
I miss abrasive leaderfriend Karkat
>>83672325
Stands have to be songs or bands, tho.
So John's stand would be 「Showtime」 or 「Heir Transparent」or something else from the albums.
and somebody would get the stand 「Toby Radiation」
>>83672378
nothing wrong with that
>>83672377
nude tripfags is related to homestuck
>>83672437
i'm so cool with this
>>83672453
if people submitted nudestuck to homestuck 2.0 do you think they would say no? it's not like they can turn down content. they have nothing.
we back
Hey guys check out my fantroll Arabia Medigo
>>83672518
Was worried for a sec there, thought I'd entered a doomed timeline.
>>83672502
mspa used to run porn ads like crazy so if hussie doesn't greenlight it he's a BIG FAT HYPOCRITE
also is the site crapping out for anyone else?
>>83672534
IT KEEPS HAPPENING
>>83672544
Yeah, I keep getting connection errors regardless of the wifi-network I'm connected to
>>83672534
how do people handle homestuck if they get hate dark humor
>>83672534
stop posting our shit there
What if the entirety of Act 7 was JUST the frog swimming through the hole?
>>83672438
>>83671707
Somebody tell reddit to leave my husbando alone pls
So how long before you all start drawing personifications of /r/homestuck/ as a cute girl with a couple of fetishes defining her design and keep begging for porn of her?
Are we saved?
CAN I FINALLY BREATHE A DESPERATE BREATH LIKE A BREACHING FINBEAST?
>>83672631
reddit should be a numale
>>83672555
>>83672555
Cause most of the fandom is made up by hypocritical weebs that are triggered by anything.
Really, they couldnt catch any hints when Kankri was made
>>83672529
Man how scary would that be to experience
Internet just goes dead, all communication goes dark, nobody responds, and you suddenly feel a suffocating quiet dread come over everything
would Collide have been better if it had this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyQtBO7atnc
I think in a lot of ways it syncs up better than the original
>>83672502
Homestuck 2.0 is never getting content, Hiveswap is never coming out, and the epilogue will be a 2 page rant by Neo Hussie. Joey is dead.
DEAD.
>>83672534
>check profile
>he showed the other strip and cool and new webcomic to reddit
>other guy named 'hstanon' is also sending our jokes and expecting replies from it
...Are you retarded
>>83672631
I mean with all the Resdit cross posting it's only a matter of time before someone seriously designs a post scratch Metastuck.
This is the future you chose.
>>83672657
jesus...I didnt even consider that.
One thing im certain of is if a meteor is headed towards earth that'll wipe out our species. As long as the servers are up people will be shitposting. I find legitimate comfort in that.
>>83672437
so:
knight of breath
thief of mind
rogue of time?
sylph of rage
maid of life
heir of heart
page of space
??? of blood
>>83671878
>>83672186
That was a good read, nailed the tone hella good
rank the 24 relevant trolls in order from favorite to least favorite
>>83672663
I prefer the eternity's shylock one more
I updated the classpect test to version 0.5 of the spreadsheet and added some QoL stuff like a tooltip for what each radio button stands for. I tried a background colour but it just ended up looking weird.
http://stardust-rider.com/hero/
>>83672631
She should be barefoot!
>>83672437
[ BUTAWEEN MAI BUTTOCKUSU ]
>>83672663
Not really, it doesn't solve any of the issues that people had with the flash and it doesn't really add anything new either. I'd argue Oppa Toby Style was perfect where it was, it gives off the energy of an actual strife. As opposed to the domination that the LE fight should entail, given it's not a fight, it's a slaughter.
>>83672749
Forgot to mention, you may need to hard refresh (shift or ctrl F5) to load the new version of the scripts/css if you already visited the page before.
>>83671409
>>83672186
this looks interesting
also, whatever happened to be the seadweller lowblood? that cringey comic was fun as fuck.
>>83672377
HSG went to shit in 2012-2013. Basically they where actively running any non regular away (and they got so many injokes that they instantly knew who was and who wasn't new)
>>83672749
I got thief of blood.
Shiiit, does this make me a whack-ass vampire?
>>83672734
>the 24 relevant trolls
>>83672781
HSG: Kid Buu
/hst/: Fat Buu
Serketchan: Evil Buu -- > Super Buu
>>83672787
Sure I'd go with that, the stealing of enemies vitality to fuel your own is a pretty fucking sick power all things considered, de-buffs that also buff you are great. Fuck knows what the bonds component of Blood would interact with being a Thief. I suppose you steal the positive bonds between groups of enemies, making them likely to turn on each other/not care about hitting each other/suck at working together? Fuck knows. How you'd turn that to your own advantage as well is a mystery.
on the subject of dave taking care of his dogging brood
this fic is kind of hard to manage with eight kids, can i cut it down to just twins?
Ok, so now that the classpect test page is out of the way and I forgot to turn the server on to do more generator development, I'm at a bit of a loss.
I'd totally do a land picture or something if anyone wants one, but bear in mind I'm not very fast so it might take a while.
>>83672914
wasn't this a problem in a recent anime about a girl taking care of some werewolf kids or something
>>83672749
Over time, I've gotten Mage of Light, Mage of Life, Mage of Mind (this test; gender neutral), and Thief of Mind (this test; gendered). I don't know which is the most accurate.
>>83672437
Replace Jolyne's aspect with Jo2ske's aspect and this is literally perfect.
jojostuck when
>>83672937
If it is likely to make the story better then I'd say go for it. We know first hand how hard it can be to handle a story, however brief, with a bunch of characters inserted in.
I finally drew something wholesome and family friendly
>>83672999
Well Mage seems to be a constant, so stick with that. From there look at each Aspect and judge which one likely applies to you both in similarity or in challenge.
>>83672749
Got Mage of Void last time, Page of Void this time. I think Page is a much better fit for me.
>>83673010
It's just between pesterlog format AND eight kids it's a real bitch. I could focus it down to two with no issue.
>>83672990
yes, it's a parody of the one where wolfmother has sick dog children and doesn't know what to do
>>83672990
yeah
>>83673012
>8-balls
does that mean lord english is vulnerable to summer fun eri
>>83673009
yeah, jo2ske is a TEXTBOOK heart player due to his identity issues.
>>83672976
Wildfire and Locks?
>>83672749
Over the years I've gone in order:
>Rogue of Breath
>Mage of Breath
>Mage of Space
now this has given me Mage of Void.
I dunno man
>>83672437
i'd agree with >>83673009
jo2uke should be heart, and jolyne should be blood
>>83673041
Well, yeah, Mage, but I don't know which is the most like me from there. I dunno' why I'm posting this here but I am really indecisive.
>>83673049
but is it still davejade cuteness
>>83672734
gamzee
sollux ancestor
kurloz
aranea ancestor
karkat ancestor
nepeta
nepeta ancestor
equius
aranea
eridan
meenah
vriska ancestor
kanaya
terezi ancestor
terezi
equius ancestor
eridan ancestor
sollux
feferi
karkat
kanaya ancestor
rufioh
rufioh descendant
vriska
I can't remember their names, but time has made me appreciate the ancestors more than the original trolls
>>83672914
Dave does not say "totes".
>>83673012
Kek
>>83673075
Got a description? Locks alone could mean several totally different things.
>tfw you hum a Homestuck tune and it turns out it's from Undertale
aradiaaaaaaaaaa
>>83673049
Well I'd say go for it then, if the 8 kids don't add anything but trouble and instead detract from the main focus then be rid of it.
finished that jasprose last night but the thread had died.
hope whoever requested it gets it
>>83673159
aradia, not aranea
lol whoops
THESE NAMES
>>83673159
>forgot tavros
Press F to pay respects to our fallen Russian drawfags.
>>83673168
she's got horrifying teeth just like terezi >:]
>>83673069
who isn't vulnerable to summer fun eri
>>83673130
it's the cutest
Also more relevantly where am I meant to post this shit? Trying to go on pastebin gets me a warning everytime now
>>83673095
Well perhaps hit up classpectanon. Anything else you should just read up a bit on the other aspects and see which one fits you most prominent attributes or which of your attributes aligns most commonly with examples of the Aspects in the comic, what few there are.
>>83673168
>Implying Undertale's music isn't cluttered, repetitive schlock compared to Homestuck's.
>>83672734
aradia
damara
sollux
mituna
meenah
trizza
feferi
equius
kanaya
aranea
that's it
>>83673192
would
it's been years since ive seen a fresh koko
>>83673209
>rufioh descendant
>>83673230
I am completely incapable of analyzing my own personality. This is why I take tests.
>>83673240
let's not start this again please
>>83673161
yeah dialogue isn't their strong thing
>>83673192
wew laddie
>>83673229
you have to make it not davejade
>>83673192
based
>>83672749
You've got a typo on Question 22, it should say "I have many things to say."
I fucking hate white chess people
>>83673506
Read the text at the top and bottom of the page. The page literally opens and reads the content from the spreadsheet. I didn't make the questions, just the means to answer them.
>>83673192
She's pantsless, right
Practicing my (pretty crappy) art again. I finally conquered John's hair.
>>83673573
fucking stop, seriously. We're both as tired of this shit as they probably are
>>83673573
fuck off with this stale shit
>>83673365
people asked for davejade and babies, they get it
Plus I'm not going to write davekat because davekat is a piece of shit.
>>83673573
I thought the point of posting these to reddit was to troll
Nobody will be offended by summer fun eri
>reddit gets pissed at "us" posting these comics
>we get pissed at these fucks posting them on reddit
>>83673557
Draw Aradia for a true display of skill.
Asking again since I'm bored and plenty of people were eager before: If anyone wants a land drawing and has a description, or at least an unambiguous name, I'll give it a shot.
This was the last (and first) one I drew.
>>83673075
I'd do this one if it wasn't so ambiguous. Need more info.
>>83673621
I'm kinda agreeing with this guy. It was funny at first posting stuff from here there, but it's starting to get out of hand.
Like, we post those things here in all places exactly for people that can take dark humor without having to listen to those guys in reddit to start bashing co. They don't have this sense of humor and anything trigger those guys. No one wins with this
>>83673741
land of shores and fortresses
>>83673573
So NOW can we admit that these threads are now at least 40% /r/homestuck crossposters?
Only people who posted there regularly would care so much about keeping updates on their reactions to the most trivial of shit.
>>83669579
How long have you been drawing? With a tablet that is.
>>83673573
stop
>>83673573
>someone was going to do it eventually
NO THEY WOULDNT
JUST STOP
>>83673621
but that one is just funny
it can't be considered offensive by any stretch of the imagination, what's the problem
>>83673783
On it. Might take a while, I'm not the fastest artist.
>>83673573
Oh man.
Ohhhhh man.
I hate you so much.
>>83673791
It's just 2 or 3 faggots, it'll die down eventually when they realise how fucking stupid the whole thing is.
>>83673254
now with less grey smudge than ever before
>>83673551
obviously
at least they will never steal our hotpocket rose meme
>>83673621
>>83673689
>>83673707
>>83673791
>>83673807
>>83673810
Sorry I'll delete it
>>83673887
might as well leave it, it's not doing any harm there I guess
Russia just got blocked from 4chan. RIP Glub.
>>83673557
My art is crappy but I want to get better as well. We should be bad art anon buddies
>>83673877
they dont have to steal it
someone here might just give it to them for free
>>83673934
Likely a temporary thing.
>>83673934
Who's going to not draw Homestuck porn anymore now?
>>83673557
the head is way too tall for the homestuck style, and the right edge of his hair doesn't allow enough room for his skull
i'm probably being too critical here but whatever
>>83673887
how does post deletion on reddit work, anyway? i see links to fully-intact posts saying "this post has been deleted" all the time.
>>83673934
as if that will stop glub
>>83673933
Too late
>>83673993
You have to have a direct link to see a deleted post
>>83674012
i hope it doesnt, glub's land pictures are amazing
>>83673557
Are you drawing with a mouse?
>>83672749
>Consensus doesn't pause me much.
What does this mean?
>>83674423
You're not deterred by what's deemed as "acceptable". As in, you don't care about the status quo and proceed with something even when the majority doesn't think it's right.
/co/'s hatred of Vriska has turned my hatred of Vriska into a sexual hatred for Vriska. Send help.
>>83674423
the question in the last quiz was "i don't mind going against consensus"
between the two versions, after we told the quizmaker that some of the questions were vague, they made them even more vague and grammatically odd
>>83674456
Sorry I realized I have another question too. "I can make people tick." What's that mean?
>>83674423
You're a big dumbdumb head. But, yeah, the wording and grammar on some of these is abysmal
>>83674484
You can make people do shit.
>>83674469
Congrats, you've become a host for the viral cancer outbreak that is Vriskaposting.
I recommend suicide.
>>83674484
i think the old questions was "i know what makes people tick"
they specifically said they were trying to say "i know how to manipulate people" without any negative connotations, which led to really weird wording
>>83674484
http://idioms.thefreedictionary.com/what+makes+tick
I think it's referring to this phrase.
>Fig. something that motivates someone; something that makes someone behave in a certain way. (Fig. on what makes something tick.)
>>83673729
I tried.
>>83674321
No. I'm just shitty at art.
>>83673993
Any tips are good tips.
>>83674514
Hey, man, I still hate Vriska. I just want to fuck her too.
>>83674469
vriska is for rape
>>83674513
I'd reword them, but I'm not sure entirely what the quizmaker was going for. I'd rather leave it as provided, for better or worse.
>>83674469
Ship Vriskat BDSM, bro
>>83674558
How often do you visit /hsg/ or whatever these threads are called? I want to draw with you cause you and I are at similar skill levels
>>83674600
IIRC quiz guy said he was trying to get the fewest words possible into the prompt so that the taker wouldn't have to read/think a lot and could click on instinct. Unfortunately it backfired because concepts involving neutrality often have to have a lot of modifiers put on them to sidestep the inherent +/- connotations.
>>83674558
draw caliborn, the patron saint of shitty artists
Feferi lusting after John's totally normal, non-webbed and pale human feet.
>>83671309
Bard of Hope
Prefers to let other people do things while I watch even if they seem fun, and I'm not really all that active in my own life.
Interested in Sandbox Games, Anime, Surrealism, and Cars.
>>83673192
I want to violate Jasprosesprite^2's feet!
>>83674558
Alright, as a fellow art-sucker, I recommend starting on traditional media before going near digital. Tablets and digital art are annoying as hell to use if you're not a good artist yet (myself included). Also, your proportions are off, and your faces are too oblong. I recommend practicing drawing circles on paper, using a method eerily similar to Caliborn's but one that works -- make many short, sketch-like strokes with the pencil, which will eventually coalesce into a fuzzy circle. Then, go over your strokes with one outline.
Also, Proko is a great Youtube channel to watch if you want to learn about how to draw anatomy. His video on "Drawing the Head from Any Angle" really helped me.
>>83674728
I am here every day. Assuming I don't get a life soon, I'll probably be here forever. Or at least until we get banned.
>>83674820
Alright, thanks for the tips.
>>83674820
not the previous guy you answered, but i've started learning how to draw by playing art academy for the 3ds. so far it's been mostly painting, which is nice, but i'm coming up to the human anatomy and gestures lesson
>>83674469
The only question is how far.
>>83674803
Damn, you're a little late. I'll get on it in a moment, i'm trying to setup anaskblog for my six horror-movie themed fantrolls, including Troll Patrick Bateman, because I'm a huge faggot.
>>83674774
Also I tried writing this and I'm not really that good at foot fetish stuff, my apologies. I'll have to pass the duty onto someone else, although I have enough time tonight to maybe write one or two smut pieces if someone wants.
>>83674321
>>83674558
brutal burn
>>83674921
The real question is, does he unironically enjoy Huey Louis and the News, specifically their Sports album?
>>83672749
I got "Mage/Page/Prince of Mind."
Pretty darn sure I'm a Prince of Time, though.
>>83674906
I've heard of Art Academy but I always dismissed it as just a game. Are you actually learning drawing? That sounds cool as hell if you are.
does anyone have a draw request?
>>83674852
OK I will be at a tablet on Sunday. I hope I can be bad at art then and I hope you're happy to join me.
>>83675064
the four kids posing as a team.
>>83674970http://askthehorrortrolls.tumblr.com
He used to when he was six sweeps old, but he's grown out of them and enjoys much more finer, obscure music life "Snuffchestral Concertos" and harsh noise.
>>83675064do you draw fantrolls
>>83675064
Davepetasprite^2 being awesome
>>83675087
Actually, fuck my earlier question, just draw this
>>83675087
That Kokoro may deliver to us what Hussie did not.
>>83675097
im in a fantroll mood actually
post your fantruck
>>83674970
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT SPORTS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZwQRCkKxNE
>>83673741
Land of Misery and Crosses
Your consorts, Snakes, live in a desolate, rotten wasteland full of shriveled apple trees that barely give them enough food to live on. Your Denizen, Satan, has erected 616 massive crosses, almost 1/4 or so as tall as a player's house, each, with each one inhabited by a legion of Angels (Eridan style), who drop no grist, are fast and angry as shit, and take forever to kill. They feast off succulent pomegranates day in and day out - you have to paint the entire planet purple and red with stolen pomegranates and kill the 8008 Angels in order to open the gate to Satan's lair, and you have two options: individually slaughter all 478632 Snakes and forsake Hope to have guaranteed life after the game, win or lose, or fight Satan and his resurrected legion of 8008 and gain ultimate dominion over Hope itself.
>>83674921
Are you still taking more land requests, or just that last one?
>>83675064
roxy and rose at the department store trying on dresses
>>83675135
Do you want to draw Troll Patrick Bateman? Because if so he's >>83669714 >>83671179 >>83671492
Otherwise, I can give you a description for one of his five co-players, all of which are based off of horror movies.
>>83675176
I'm taking requests, but it might take a while before I get to them.Because of the askblog.
>>83675135
pls draw my fantrol her name is clubbey
Where's a good class analysis?
>>83675061
yeah, it's been teaching me color theory, layering and shading, and stroking techniques (haha) as well as breaking subjects into simple geometric shapes to better get the proportions right. here's the trailer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AlJTnclrY-g
when they show a bunch of pictures, i've done: the tulip, cherry, avocados, melon, and koi so far
>>83675221
I can give you a sentence worth.
>>83675221
BKEW.com
>>83675216
No problem! It's cool to see my fanart get featured on there, too.
>Page of Void.
>Alternates between dead silent, to rambling on loudly at lengths about trivial shit.
>Very internally opinionated, outwardly neutral.
>Issues with self expression and intentionally avoiding close friends for no discernible reason, randomly cutting off contact for long periods of time.
>Interest in unusual critters, typically arthropods, 70-90s fashion, renaissance art, classical and ancient history, body horror and gore. Feel free to just disregard some of the interests because there are so many, just wanted to give you a large pool to work with.
>>83675256
If you have a tumblr I can link to it on the blog for credit.
>>83675216
Are you still doing descriptions of planets and powers based on classpect suggestions?
>>83675221
Try Dahni Witch of Light.
There are some decent ones here http://hermesnitram.tumblr.com/tagged/classpect But good luck finding your specific one.
>>83675296
Yep! There's a wait, though, and the planet descriptions i also need your personality (specifically your issues) and interests.
>>83675248
That's not a site. You mean his tumblr?
>>83675099
>there are people who believe davepeta is awesome in these threads
This reddit shit has gone too far.
>>83675243
>>83675061
and since it's on the 3ds i can just carry it around with me like a sketchpad. if i get confident enough, i might splash some cash on a low-end tablet
>>83675323
oh, could you do mine? >>83672787
Issues: can crack up good jokes, but overall pretty beta and an asshole
I can't believe Hussie thought Parks and Recreation was better than The Office.
>>83675389
i think you need a little more than that. like, a few sentences-worth
>>83675389
mind being any more specific and introspective?
Also if you asked me to do a land would you mind linking your ask to this post so that I can keep track?
>>83675369
Damn, if you were able to draw that koi picture, then the game must've taught you something. I might need to buy this. Good luck on the rest of your art journey!
>>83675423
it's also available on the wii u if you're interested.
a bunch of extra lessons are available as dlc, mostly focusing on painting very specific things or mimicking famous painter's techniques and styles
>>83675407
When did he say that?
>>83675476
Years ago in a Tumblr Q&A.
>>83675422
Not the Anon you're replying to, but what would a Prince of Time be like. Princes are said to lack their aspect. How could someone lack time or space?
>>83675282
Made an art-specific blog cause I don't want to share my personal here. http://projectilebile.tumblr.com/ uploaded some random fantroll art as proof
>>83675407
Parks and Rec is just so bland. When did he say this? I want to know if this is Vintage Hussie or New Hussie that we're dealing with.
>>83675520
Which one did you do? The one with the blood all over it?
>>83675507
lacking time is easy - you're rushed. They also destroy time or destroy with time - now you have aging powers or de-aging powers, fun.
>>83675536
I first saw him mention it on his now-abandoned Tumblr right around when he started writing Act 6
>>83675536
https://web.archive.org/web/20120119062705/http://mspandrew.tumblr.com/post/15935209301/windswept-questions
>>83675560
Oh, should have specified that. Yeah, that's the one. Thanks!
>>83675407
they're both pretty shitty
when it comes to NBC comedies I prefer Community and 30 Rock
>>83675064
The edgiest thing you can think of involving tiny Vriska. >>83674909
Like written by Grant Morrison edgy.
anyone ever decide on if we're doing a 6/12 synctube?
>>83675560
So if I have a mind that is always racing does that count as lacking time? Also, is it possible for a Prince to be naturally skilled with their aspect?
>>83675578
Is it a coincidence that the comic started going to shit as soon as Hussie admitted that he liked that trainwreck of a show? Is the Pope Catholic? Mysteries, mysteries.
>>83675560
>>83675507
>they destroy time
Crimson King? Destroy moments in time where you would get hurt, thus skipping them?It just works.
>>83675618
lets just use the reddit one
i pmed makin the emotes so hopefully he adds them
>>83675422
thief of blood here. similar to eridan in that I'm an asshole that's actually a hopelessly romantic fag, difference is that I'm more into humor
>>83675592
>The Office
>Shitty
>30 Rock
>Not shitty
Our tastes differ greatly.
>>83675691
how can you not like 30 Rock
anyway the office wasn't that bad at first but then it started getting way too repetitive
should've ended after jim and pam got together
>>83674558
she's cute!
>>83675064
aradia climbing a tree but getting her horns stuck
AHHHHHHH
WHEN IS 6/12
HOW MUCH LONGER
>>83675220
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fA8OeBltZw
>>83675747
It REALLY should have ended when Steve Carell wanted to leave. The replaced him with James Spader and things were just fucking weird and not funny.
>>83675868
exactly 24 hours in my timezone!
>>83675868
It's literally tomorrow (if you're on the East Coast).
>>83675923
oh yeah that's the worst
like on That 70s Show when Eric left but for some reason they all still hanged out in his parents' basement
>>83675964
is there gonna be a midnight release
>>83675868
What's out on 6/12? Volume 10?
>>83676243
yes
>>83676243
Act 8: Vriska Saves the Day
>>83676243
1.Epilogue
2.Volume 10
3.Epilogue and Volume 10
4.Fucking nothing
>>83676338
>jaderoxrezi
what?
is this a real ship or is this supposed to piss me off?
i'm confused
>>83676338
Can i summon davekat janitor by flushing my toilet three times?
>>83676338
God I just want to hit that condescending bitch with a hammer
>>83676338
>shadows of davekat
i don't know what this is but there is no way in FUCK i'm clicking it
>two days until Homestuck ends for good
I'm not ready for this feel, damn it.
>>83676329
Volume 10 is confirmed for 6/12, the music team is hosting an official stream to celebrate the release
>>83676489
you were supposed to post this like two months ago
>>83676489
We're not getting an ending until at least 11/11
>>83676565
I'm a bit tipsy after all this drinking I've been doing!
Haha just kidding I can't afford to drink
>>83676565
the QUEEN of davekat
please just stop giving attention to reddit. It's cringeworthy as fuck
>>83673887
do it
Seriously, who is posting this stuff in reddit? The whole point of posting it here is so that we don't have people bitch about it.
Like, we know they don't like this. They take it as mortal sin and criminal offense and shit. Those people must even have their reasons to feel offended like that.
Ppl keep posting it there and all it causes is useless cringe on both sides
there literally isn't a good corner of the homestuck fandom left, everywhere is trash
>>83676565
She basically acts like the stereotypical thing these threads hate
>>83676565
Some sort of social justice fighter that takes nearly anything as an offense of sorts.
Hell, it's not like people here hate the gay or we would kill them. It's just a joke that happens. Dark humor adn maybe aggressive, sure. But it's not like we are doing this to anger or offend those people.
But some autist is posting it there, those guys are getting triggered and people here are getting bashed
SHUT UP ABOUT REDDIT BEFORE I BECOME REALLY ANNOYING ABOUT MY FETISHES AND HOW I BELIEVE THEY INSERT INTO THE COMIC WELL
was this the only point when john had some degree of free will?
>>83676689
>But it's not like we are doing this to anger or offend those people.
No offense, but that's what most of the people here are trying to achieve. They're crossposting to reddit to go "heh, look at how triggered they are" and whatnot.
thanks janitor.
anyway working on the lands that people asked me now.
>>83676674
Homestuck itself is trash. None of us are here by choice anymore. We're just hopeless junkies jonesing for a fix that will never come.
>>83676754
John got his freedom when "==>" replaced every single command.
>>83676804
at least a lot of us are channeling that addiction into productive hobbies
can't have a healthier addiction than that
>>83676755
I'm referring to liking the comics. It's those damn autists taht are posting them there.
Hell, who is the retard that actually goes out of his damn way to post these comics there? I admit, this was fun the first or second time, but this has become fucking constant.
This isn't a joke anymore, no one is laughing at their reaction and no one is liking this stuff being posted there
>>83676824
I hate that that happened. I have a hard time remember when anything happened in Act 6 Act 6 because none of the pages have names.
>>83676849
i just want to pick her up and hug her and tell her everything will be ok
let's edit our favorite panels
tipsy is sperging out hard in that thread guys
Discuss the following:
Kanaya's toes
Regarding the 6/12 stream(s), just to get everyone on the same page.
First, Reddit has a stream planned on the night of 6/11, that's tomorrow night. Details here: https://www.reddit.com/r/homestuck/comments/4nhssw/final_611_community_stream_announcement_fixed/
That'll probably be a pretty lame stream, we might want to do out own if anybody can be assed to.
Then, at 4PM EST on 6/12, there will be an official Music Team stream, where they do commentary over the album. Details here: https://www.reddit.com/r/homestuck/comments/4nhssw/final_611_community_stream_announcement_fixed/
That stream might be interesting.
Further, some anons here have been talking about doing a concert stream after the album releases, where one anon buys the album on release and streams the whole thing so we can all listen together. Assuming a midnight release, that would be right after the Reddit stream, tomorrow night. There's no concrete plan for that though. If there's anyone here who has experience streaming and plans to buy the album and will be around when it launches, raise your hand.
>>83676903
let's just do our classic thing and just synchtube extraterrestrial 500 times
>>83676883
It's already flawless
>>83672186
Damn that is one classy Tavros!
>>83676903
someone from here we'll buy and download the upload 10 minutes of it coming out, don't worry
>>83676903
speaking of streams did that one guy ever finish retcon air
or was that the mario 64 guy and he only made it for that video
>>83676876
Well, I want to coerce her into doing awful, depraved things with her feet.
What's Byron up to these days?
>>83676976
barty anderson still exists so there's that
>>83676976
he does a podcast about Alf, TNG, bad movies, etc
You should check out the one about To Catch A Yeti, Barty Anderson makes an appearance
>>83674803
Land of Erasers and Eggshells
Your land is a strange pink one made out of an eraser-rubber like material, with great trees of stacked, cracked eggshells, that is slowly cracking outward due to the influence of your Denizen, Sandalphon. Your Consorts, the Scorpions, are attempting to hold Sandalphon's growth at bay, but they can only do so much before they require your assistance.
>>83675256
Land of Shells and Echoes
Your Land is a crawling cave made up primarily of three kinds of shells mixed and melded together intermittently, blending into each other - seashells that form giant, looping caverns, bug shells that hang thin like curtains, and gun shells full of nitrogen and gunpowder. Your Consorts, the Isopods, live a frugal existence off of that powder. Your Denizen, Homados, actively rampages through the thin tunnels, destroying settlements where he goes. You need to work hard to keep the Isopod settlements connected, or you wont have the support necessary to find and take down Homados.
>>83676976
byropod.com
>hussie is in los angeles
>e3 soon
you don't think...
>>83677030
This is great, thanks a tons!
>>83676849
>.png
>>83677030
can you come up with one for shores and fortresses or do you need personality
>>83677043
Im glad he is meeting bowman on his hometown to work on the epilogue
>Homestuck is a dead fandom
>there will never be any morepeestuckunless you pay $15+ an image
>>83677068
I need personality you silly goof, that's what the fucking quest is based off of.
>>83677030
Thank you, good sir.
>>83677043
hussie would NEVER...
>>83676954
Yeah, but the point is to get a stream going, so we can all listen and comment on the music together. Music streams are great because you can comment without talking over the music.
>there is literally a tripfag named classpectanon
>nobody is calling him pom
what the fuck has happened since I left?
>>83677104
alright let's go with
"Emotionally volatile with a martyr complex the size of the original X-Box. Tries not to get people to care about him as he's going to die in front of them at some point anyway, and actively tries to push friends away."
if title matters it's prince of hope
>>83677250
I hardly remember pom
>>83677250
It isn't PoM though, is it? If it is, he fucked up big time. I gave him a warning and he WILL pay if he is still among us.
some of you guys are alright
don't go to /r/homestuck tomorrow
>>83676757
So if I have a mind that is always racing does that count as lacking time? Also, is it possible for a Prince to be naturally skilled with their aspect?
>>83677250
i do find it weird that people hate pom but this sperg overanalysing people is fine somehow
>>83677345
Who the fuxk is pom
>>83677318
It could.
Most princes aren't necessarily skilled with their aspect, and in fact, have some massive disfunction regarding it: Dirk had his identity crisis/splinters, Eridan was Eridan, Kurloz screamed REALLY LOUD. Two of the three princes we've seen are EXTREMELY martially skilled pre-game, however, and begun their session with high or top-tier weapons of their specibi.
>>83677291
nah, he's moved on to another fandom. Even changed his tumblr name and icon after the finale. Surprisingly people are actually reading his theories now
>>83677345
Well it's not like he's doing it out of the blue, and the lands are pretty fun.
>>83673783
Land of Shores and Fortresses
>>83677345
Because PoM is literally into pissing and shitting into diapers as well as doing "things" with the diapers of others
This guy acts nothing like him however and actually contributes
>>83677397
We should correct that by telling the people he is now surrounded by about his past.
>>83677399
i'm missing thumbs up reaction images so imagine i put one here instead of this
>>83677441
petty af m8
>>83677399
Cute!
>>83677441
The only thing weirds I like are lactation and mommykink.
>>83673075
>>83673166
>>83673741
>>83677399
Sorry but I got really caught up for a while.
Basically it's a forest with parts of it on fire, with massive walls of chain locked together. The denizen, Coyote, is corralling the moose consorts to be burned alive while trapped in these fences of chain and padlocks.
quick tell me your sburb title and what hogwarts house youd be in, im doing a survey to see if theres common correlations
>>83677506
Bit late now I'm afraid, it's nearly 6am so I haven't got time for another now. I'll note it down and maybe have a go tomorrow though.
>>83677309
>>83677386
SOMEONE
TELL ME
WHO
IS
POM
>>83677452
should be titled "I_whip_my_heir_back_and_forth.gif"
>>83676931
have another classy Tavros
>>83677566
WHY DOES HE WEAR THE DIAPER?
>>83677441
http://thenerdbeast.tumblr.com/
knock yourself out
>>83677519
Page of Mind
Ravenclaw
>>83677458
Is this the mythical Perl that I always hear about?
>>83677561
Hey man it's totally my fault, I'm not too choked about it.
CHECK YOUR EMAILS
>>83677399
p.s. water is a fucking NIGHTMARE to draw like this. I only barely find what I have to be acceptable. Really shows Hussie's skills with colour, the water on LOLAR and LOMAT are gorgeous.
>>83677633
Master Colors, baby.
>>83677622
Nah, perl variable start with $. That's just plain C
>>83677865
Why did that one piss them off more than the one where jade rapes dave
>>83677865
kill yourself
>>83677880
because that one was upvoted, likely because a mod posted it
>>83677865
>they clearly dont care about Jade's character or personality, they obviously don't care about dave's or karkat's either, and they also somehow managed to miss absolutely all the themes about not finding fulfillment exclusively through relationships or how clearly it's laid out that endgame ships are p much a bogus, nonsensical concept
>This is mean-spirited to jade by narrowing down her character and potential for happiness as "want to get laid!!!! with dave or karkat specifically!!!!" and its meanspirited to dave and karkat by casting them as the Homosexual Obstacle, The Cruel Jackasses keeping jade from a Happy Ending
>This is 1000000 million times worse than when i actually made this flippant comment though because now i actually had the misfortune of seeing that davejade rape comic and i'm utterly sick to my stomach.
>>83677865
Is this what /hst/ has become
>>83677865
hope posts like these start becoming a bannable thing
this shit is worse than kanayaposting ever was
>>83677865
please stop this
>>83677519
Thief of Blood
Ravenclaw
>>83677929
Ummmmm
>>83677519
prince of void, slytherin
>we could be ending the pom problem once and for all right now
>instead we're settling for mildly annoying r/homestuck
>>83677865
PEOPEL KEEP POSTING THE FUXKING LINK OVER AND OVER AGQIN AND THE THE MODS KEEP DELETEING IT YOU FUCL NOBODY CARED, NOBODY
>>83677973
>the porn problem
What Problem
Jade deserves dave desu
>>83678005
jadekat > davejade
>>83677973
WHO THE FUCK IS POM
>>83677622
Pearl?
>>83677752
$_=q(s%(.*)%$_=qq(\$_=q($1),$1),print%e),s%(.*)%$_=qq(\$_=q($1),$1),print%e
>>83678014
Jade never liked Karkat romantically, and was actively against the idea
>>83678014
Jadedavekat > jadekat > davejade > davekat
>>83678032
>polycucks
Fuck off
>>83678014
absolutely true but also jadekat is ashen
when is the whatpumpkin store going to sell sopor slime?
i'm out of proper lube
>>83678032
Wrong.
Davejade >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> davekat = jadekat = jadedavekat (they're all shit)
>>83677865
Why do we keep doing this?
>>83678032
No.
>>83678017
an autist hsg pushed to multiple suicide attempts without remorse
Is tavros dead?
>>83678052see the joke is that Karkat thinks he's getting game but it's all just Jade and Dave doing the fun stuff so it's just Davejade in diguise
>>83678076
because it's funny
>>83678032
Polyshippers always rub me the worst ways
Like pick a side you stupid fucking cunts.
>>83678090
Its was only funny the first time you did it and i dont care to other communities drama.
>>83678090
It was funny the first time.
But if you're gonna post hst content onto Reddit all the time it's just gonna become cringeworthy and annoying for both hst and plebbit and just make things worse in general
>>83678081
He deserved it and still does.
>>83678103
polyamory is a real thing that happens in real life thx
>>83678141
Yeah, and it's just as fucking stupid then.
>>83678141
i'm in a poly relationship and i still think you fuckers are insane for thinking that jade likes karkat in the slightest
you know what's gonna happen if /hst/ keeps shiposting in reddit, right?
people from there will come here
you're inviting reddit in you idiots
is that what you want? is that what you want to become?
>>83678132
/hst/ cringing over it only adds to the humor
I'm trying to entertain my self not entertain you fucks
Clovkat > Lil' Sawbuck > eridanon > davekat > Tavrisoleriterezepetamzeequiuradikarnayaferi > Andrufio
Prove me wrong
>>83678139
what was his tumblr again?
>>83678162
or that dave is polyamorous
Or that jade would share
Any good links that explain the ending?
>>83678191
That too.
>>83678162
jadedavekat doesn't have to be a triangle, it can be a chevron
jade and karkat tolerate each other as people who both like dave
and then they form a friendship and maybe flip ashen sometimes
>>83678193
>explain the ending
LOL
so we literally fucking reddit now? What the fuck happened?
>>83678193
Any explanation is just as valid as any other one. Just fucking come up with whatever you want and BAM it's canon.
>>83678141
Does it ever end well
>>83678203
Yeah, nah, you're a cunt.
>>83678162
Tell me about it and how you aren't an insecure wreck over it
>>83678207
Read the rest of the rucking thread
Its not hard to figure out why
>>83678193
here's an explanation for you
it was shit
>>83678193
www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002731
>>83678139
>>83678190
jesus christ raidfags fuck off
this is the worst homestuck thread in a while
>>83678191
all you need to know is that like 1/5 of it is an animated frog
and most of it was planned and finished in 2013
so it's an ending for a story that ignores all of the last few years
>>83678227
I'm allowed to date and fuck other women as long as they have valid testing papers, and vice versa for my girlfriend (although I'm more successful in this regard)
>>83678226
yikes dude, why so harsh
These threads went to shit so fast.
I guess that's what happens when you let literal autism flourish.
I would literally rather take the screaming and toby shitposting this ass thread
mods please delete this thread
>>83678218
this. my theory is john, after having many many many eons to think about everything ends up joining LE after exiting the juju and just wiping the multiverse with him
>>83678207
>literally fucking reddit
yes
>>83678243
If Hussie storyboarded the ending so many years ago and then just outsoruced the animation, why did he waste his time sporadically updating? It's not like anything significant happened since 2013, other than the retcon, which would have been better if that didn't happen anyway. We could have been done in 2014.
>>83678366
The Gigapause, which was born from the Kickstarter and drawn out by TOG.
>>83678366
exactly
and knowing all this, he barely changed the ending
so
it's basically a cardboard cutout "happy ending" with whatever characters survived just popped into place
>>83678366
Hussie had to follow his act structure like an autist to get his Act 6 Act 6 Act 6.
>>83678243
Yea I was pissed that through frog spent so much time in the clouds before it even got to the tunnel. What was up with that?
>>83678414
We could have had some, I don't know, character arc and plot resolutions in those though. You know, wrapping things up instead of still introducing new shit.
>At beach
>Get tapped on shoulder
>See this
What do?
>>83678530
cry because my dreams finally came true
>>83678530
break down crying over waifu
>>83678569
STOP
>>83678569
fucking stop that
>>83678569
kill yourself
>>83678530
Marvel at the skill of walking in sand with high heels. That's some Snowman tier shit.
>>83678569
please,stop.
>>83678569
I dont even have words to express my frustration.
i would rather have reddit than autistic classpect and fantroll shit
>>83678569
Never thought I'd say "downvoted" unironically but here we are.
>>83678589
>>83678592
>>83678603
>>83678625
>>83678629
Why do you keep rewarding him for posting stuff on reddit? Every single one of you is responsible. You're all as guilty as he is.
>>83678530
take them to nearest stall for hard love
>>83678661
shut up and help me decide my fantroll's classpect
>>83678674
It's just embarrassing really. Imagine these two manors in the woods that are located close to each other, and one retard from one of them comes out and begins to yell random, out of context shit to the other manor, causing confusion , frustration and embarrassment. It's hard to not react.
>>83678709
What's her personality like? What are some issues she has?
>>83678661
homestuck is ABOUT classpect and fantroll shit, that's like, half the point of homestuck
fuck off to reddit if that's what you want
but dont bring it here
>>83678709
>not basing the entire troll on the classpect from the beginning
>>83678739
>homestuck is ABOUT classpect and fantroll shit, that's like, half the point of homestuck
Stop being dumb and wrong.
>>83677316
some a you guys are alright
dont go to the control room tomorroww if youre on the meteor
happenin thread wwill be posted tomorroww mornin
so long space wwizards
preg rose
>>83678569
stop trying to attract them you cunt
ara
Daily reminder
>>83678530
>YOU SHEARED YOUR BEAUTIFUL WOOL NOOO
Still at a loss to explain this bullshit.
>>83678717
Yes, and then everyone from the retard's manor starts throwing money at him to try to make him stop. So he just keeps doing it.
>>83678672
(You)s are literally figurative hypothetical upvotes
>>83678873
i want to eat aradia out!
>>83678886
that's a shit comparison, it's more like everyone involved is just giving him attention which is what he wants. I don't condone it either but that's just what happens.
Reactions are dwindling down though, janitor's at least doing something good deleting the shitposts
>>83678739
>homestuck is ABOUT classpect and fantroll shit, that's like, half the point of homestuck
what
>>83678709
Nerd of Heart
Does nothing but doodle very lewd things in plain view of others when anyone else would be embarrassed as fuck.Sorry I go to cartoon school and everyone is fucking oblivious as shit.
>>83678901
You attempt to eat the girl out but were unsuccessful in finding the nook.
Found dorito bits (3)!
>>83678989
this is the kinda girl i need in my life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vp1daYQddI
>>83678777
In Anon's defense, they do spend a bunch of time designing fan trolls in the comic.
Reading Red Dead Virgo and that Kanaya dating sim. They are pretty fun
>>83675220
dingaling pls go
>>83674469
We can send you porn if you want.
>>83677399
what's with the sudden surge of artists post ending? I'm pleasantly surprised.
>>83679038
callie roxy version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJJPIxcY9s8
>>83678720
she's
>>83678959
no wait i'm going with this
>>83679093
I need more information than that, unless you really want to go with nerd of heart. If she's oblivious then she's probably a page, at the very least, since pages seem kind of oblivious.
>>83678878
Second row makes sense to me.
I think the idea with "You don't need him" is that dave and terezi's relationship wasn't that great.
>>83679059
Only a lame weenie and another lame weenie trying to make the first lame weenie feel less bad about being a lame weenie.
>>83679038
Why does this keep getting posted.
>>83679113
Tavros seems pretty aware though.
>>83679127
Why wouldn't we be posting the epilogue
>>83679141
Not of the things he does being embarrassing.
>>83679151
but the reality is that they arent embarrassing
>>83679169
I'm sick of Dave shipping, first with John, then with Rose, then with Jade, then with Terezi, then the Mayor, then more Jade, it's all been done to DEATH. I hope he fucking winds up alone.
>>83679169
now make jade face the other way
>>83679113
page of heart sounds like a good compromise
female pages are hot
>>83679127
you had to BE there man
>>83679196
him hitting on jade was pretty cringe
>>83679209
Why do you want jade to end up alone
>>83673800
uhhh maybe 10 years
>>83679196
What about him loudly whispering his secret thoughts to everyone while fighting with John and searching for the ring?
>>83679221
>female pages are hot
do female pages have to wear the booty shorts
>>83679230
because youre fucking obnoxious
>>83679230
She can plow Karkat's mysterious candycorn genitals, who cares.
>>83679241
That seemed like it was just an excuse for a LotR gag.
>>83679253
That's mean that you're screwing over jade because of your own pettiness
>>83679263
im not doing anything to jade because im not in control of the story
also: good
>>83679247
yes
it is mandatory
>>83679262
The entire story was a retarded mixture of LotR, the wizard of oz and neverending story, so it makes sense
>>83679247
Yes.
And female Bards need to wear the codpiece
>>83679296
What if they get to pop it inside-out?
>>83679296
in my headcanon female bards are called syrens and they wear cameltoe-pieces instead
>>83679290
Don't forget Harry Potter, what with the noseless snake lich villain.
>>83679318
your headcanon is stupid as fuck
>>83679318
Like a fake projected cameltoe? That's hilarious.
>>83679318
okay well that's wrong, you retard
>>83679318
>not tassels
>>83679324
>>83679339
wow rude
What was the comment that I-AM-YOUR-LORD made on deviantart? I think it was on the the old bishie Lord English fanart that that other guy made 5 years ago and the comment is hidden now.
>>83679236
Hey Angel I made something for you
>>83679339
>classpectanon calling anyone else a retard
>>83679372
It's on that one piece of fanart that the account has favorited
It's still there last I checked
>>83679403
All comments are hidden now. If you could give me a paraphrase that'd be great.
>>83679283
also go fuck yourself
>>83679301
Reminder that if you support Davekat you support this image
Jade had the hardest life and she deserves Dave more than Karkat does
Looks like I'll probably be getting my copy of Paradox Space 2 in tomorrow. If nobody has posted it by then, I'll have HQ pics of Vrisky Business up sometime in the afternoon.
>>83679508
reminder if you think this way youre a fucking idiot
>>83679385
thanks?
>>83679524
ok reddit
>>83679532
Dammit I spent like half an hour on that
It literally represents the upper limit of my artistic capabilities
That is my soul in that image
You're fucking welcome
So how does this work, when the thread dies, we wait a day before making a new one?
>>83679564
We basically do whatever
The mods delete them based on random arbitrary criteria, so we wait an hour and try again
>>83679385
Kk's lusus should have been Drinky Crow.
>>83679564
There's no rule, what happens next is completely random with no consistent pattern.
requesting dave, jade and karkat being happy in a polygamy relationship and then dave needs to leave them alone and he goes banging Jane and Roxy next and calls Jade and Karkat dumb losers
bonus for a follow-up scene with karkat trying to flirt with jade and he gets shut down
>>83679554
i mean you could have chose to draw something that isnt awful
>>83679564
Everyone waits nervously for a new thread to show up. In 30 minutes, a Problem Sleuth thread is created. A couple people notice it and make half hearted posts while waiting for someone to start talking about Homestuck. The exact moment that Homestuck discussion picks up, somebody that was ctrl-Fing 'homestuck' will create a Homestuck thread proper. The mods, noticing 2 Homestuck threads, will wipe both. A new Homestuck thread will spring up soon afterwards with a passive aggressive OP.
Then the cycle continues.
>>83679627
Fuck you
My work has pathos
It really examines the relationship between Karkat and the kiwi and analyzes their dependence on each other
It's true fucking art
>>83679633
It bears repeating that the way you people live in pants-shitting terror of a single bratty janitor who is enforcing a rule that he made up all by himself and didn't get added to any list is absolutely fucking pathetic.
i'm still proud of that kiwi pic i drew where i couldn't figure out how the krita fill tool worked and i basically gave up halfway through
>>83679589
i can only imagine a troll somehow getting a dipping bird as a lusus and inexplicably surviving everything from what it taught him/her
even though i kind of know what drinky crow is
>>83679579
Life is tough when you're a supreme connoisseur of the fine arts such as myself that just wants to post about Naruto, ponies, and HS.
>>83679654
fuck off pubebeard
>homestuck is over
>hussie is dead
>ryan north in a coma
>our prince never came back to us
>>83679508
jade was willing to wait three years for dave
karkat took him because there were no other options
>>83679712
>wait three years for dave
she literally didnt do that
>>83679627
how can anyone hate karkat with his kiwi
Speculation on how Karkat defeated Clover? Does he have the power to cancel out luck?
>>83679723
Except she did
Reread the comic reddit
>>83679663
What are you, 10? Look buddy, sometimes in life you run into authority figures. They have power. You don't. Doesn't matter if they aren't qualified, or if they're abusing their power, or what.
Part of being an adult is not letting that kind of thing bother you. A janitor deleting Homestuck threads is not a federal fucking issue.
>>83679732
Getting beaten by Karkat is a gray area because he's so pathetic
>>83679749
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>83679732
clover is kinky, look at his eyes
>>83679732
Yes. Karkat can cancel out luck and be able to rape and shut down Mindfang for good.
>>83679712
she didn't wait three years FOR dave, dude
>>83679772
So he just let him tie him up and wasn't actually defeated? I thought he was turned on by the defeat.
>>83679784
Right, fine, it was probably closer to two, but still
>>83679749
she didnt have a choice to not be on that ship alone, and in the timeline where she *wasnt* alone she dated davesprite
there was zero "waiting for dave" going on
>>83679732
karkat wasn't trying to kill him
clover's luck powers had no reason to trigger
>>83679784
>says that she was waiting for years to meet up with her friends again
>clearly wants to start up a relationship with dave again
You're not a very smart person are you.
>>83679829
>expecting davekat shippers to be smart
>>83679829
>clearly wants to start up a relationship with dave again
she want's to start their friendship again
she misses her friends, dude
she's not pining romantically
don't turn her loneliness into a desire for a relationship, it's stupid
>>83679857
>friendship
Hi tipsy
>>83679857
>is upset over the missed chance when she learns she dated a dave in another timeline
>even dave thinks she wants to pursue a relationship
>flirts with him
Okay, that's a "yes" on the you not being very smart.
>>83679862
for the last fucking time i dont even know who that is
>>83679857
Ah yes, the "They're better off as friends" argument. The one used by yaoi shippers who didn't read the fucking comic and go on about how dave and jade never seemed to be really too interested in that.
The trains don't run this late but in the morning, jump in front of one please.
>>83679887
If you're accused of being tipsy that much, maybe you should just fuck off to reddit so you're among similar company.
>>83679878
>>is upset over the missed chance when she learns she dated a dave in another timeline
did that happen? huh
>even dave thinks she wants to pursue a relationship
where
>>83679895
i'm not trying to say anything about davejade in general i'm just talking about this one particular moment in the comic
i like davejade just fine
doesn't change that it's not canon
>>83679821
He's just constantly super lucky. They are static and don't need triggers.
>>83679913
fuck you i fucking hate reddit
>>83679895
where the fuck do you live that you don't get 3am trains all the time
>>83679940
Not near a place with freight trains
>>83679931
no he's not though
he's been shown being hit before
but it was with a newspaper, not lethal
he's lucky in a way that prevents him from dying
and like that other anonsaid it's a kink thing
probably an equius callback, on accident of course
>>83679919
In the fucking comic
Jade's wanted to space dave's clock for years
Why is Time Dave's aspect? What does it reflect from his personality?
>>83679991
Who cares, characters don't have arcs
>>83679991
Aspects reflecting character personalities is bullshit and andrew shoulve said sburb just randomizes classpects.
>>83679991
aspects don't actually reflect personality, as a paradox loop sburb just creates the players they need to fill the roles they deem.
If you think about it like that, it very masturbatory.
>>83679991
something about death or something
>>83679991
Is time really something a personality can reflect?
>>83680166
Well I have an OCD relating to time running out so yes.
>>83680223
But time is always running out.
>>83680288
I mean time until specific events, like obligations.
>>83679935
I don't see why, you'd fit right in
>>83679991
It forces Dave to confront his own mortality
Obviously there are the Daves from doomed timelines, but he knew that he would be shot by Jade in the Alpha and he couldn't alert her or anything, he just had to wait for his time to come
>>83678530
I wanna fuck that sheep.
>>83679732
it was just a joke because karkat is only allowed to be a weenie post retcon
I've started to come to terms with Davekat. As long as they keep their fun banter while bickering like an old married couple and do cute mushy stuff I'm fine with it.
>>83680477
I never wanted to see Dave or Karkat be cute or mushy in any context
eriaraOTP
>>83680506Davepeta x Gcatavros
>>83680477
They only really had good banter when they were constantly at odds with each other. In other words Davekat will only be good 30 years later.
>>83680477
Bantz is practically the reason I'm so found of the beta's, the alphas lacked the same sort of banter and made them less appealingto ship
>>83680477
Why did Dave deny being gay though? Sort of shat on the concept of his personal development and bravery as a Knight.
>>83680558
Not really. Their conversation together before talking to Terezi and during it was one of the last times Homestuck was fun. Even when they were bros they've been snarky to each other.
Why are there so many gay relationships?
>>83680604
because gay people are loud
>>83680590
Maybe because he swings both ways? What I got from it was that the trolls rubbed off on him (kek) and trolls aren't gay either.
>DAVE: the fact that you were wondering if i "turned gay" makes me think maybe youre still not quite on the wavelength im tryin to ramble on here
Could also just be the "now" part.
I just want Vriska to cockvore Karkat and then 8ang Terezi!
>>83680590
For fear of his life.
>>83680626
Leave it to the Knight of Time to use time as a technicality.
>>83680009
Rose not playing the rain made me feel like AH was giving me a bj and stopped halfway
>>83680671
That's what Homestuck was like as a whole
Acts 1-5 were us getting the best damn blowjob anyone's ever gotten
And then for Acts 6 and 7 AH stopped and watched us try to finish ourselves off
>>83680695
More like acts 1-5 are the best blowjob ever
But in act 6 he starts using more and more teeth, until he just bites your dick off in act 7
Reminder that this happened
>>83680626
What I get from that speech is Dave considers it okay to act flamboyant and not want to take it in the ass.
...
Why the fuck is this in the comic.
>>83680743
But he's in a flushed relationship with Karkat according to jasprose.
>>83680743
Davesprite said via Davepeta that he was okay with having feelings for Karkat and that it felt right.
You don't have to like it but denying it was a thing at this point is cringy
>>83680768
Yeah, flushed down the toilet once Jade returned
>>83680731
Poppop was probably a better father than Jane is a daughter, Dad did nothing wrong.
>>83680614
So they begged for it?
may davekat be a reminder of our eternal hell that is life
Reminder that Jade deserves Dave
>>83680801
So weird that he's not related to anyone.
>>83680790
But he was half-Nepeta at that point. He's not a reliable source to the real Dave.
>>83680892
>Thinking people "deserve" other people
You literally can't get more autistic than this
>>83680914
Except he specifically said that it was the Davesprite side, and this was right after they were talking about the Davesprite and Rose parts squirming at the incest thing.
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