MEANWHILE AT PROFESSOR X'S KITCHEN TABLE
JEEEEEAAAAAN!
come down, we're about to eat.
>>83626428
JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAANNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..........pass the butter
>eating in full costume
The X-men are into some weird shit.
"And now, I'm going to slice this roast with my mi-AAAAAAAAARGH!"
My salad's COVERED IN SCORPOINS
>>83626464
"The Slaughterhouse! Its brutality toward the cow must have left some...AAARRGHHHH...Psychic aura of pain on the meat...I'm sorry X-men, yoru on your own"
>there was a point in time when storm stopped getting naked every single chance she could come up with
>Gambit's obligatory comment about gumbo to remind you he's cajun.
>>83626428
I'm sorry to drop by unannounced, but have any of you seen SHOOOOOCKEEERRRR?
Guys! No fair! You can't eat dinner after my bedtime!
Our beverages are nearing room temperature. Allow me to SUMMON THE ARCTIC WINDS TO CHILL THEM TO AN APPROPRIATE TEMPERATURE
>>83626428
Why is Scott standing up? Does he have to make sure everyone eats properly?
You presume to attempt to eat the last slice of ham, mutant? You shall pay for your hubris, RIGHT NOW!
GAMBIT DOES NOT MAKE TV DINNAHS
>>83626428
I wonder how Storm's tights smell after some hero-action.
>>83626655
SILENCE. My power swill deny you the use of cutlery and all table utensils
>>83626499
Goddammit.
Please pass the egg salad
>>83626463
What gets me is that it's obviously uncomfortable. Wolverine's blue pauldron things banging against his chair, Gambit wearing fucking form fitting body armor. Only one there who's max comfy is Beast and that's just because he's wearing a built in carpet.
>>83626890
>Beast is basically eating beside you in nothing but a speedo.
>>83626890
>Only one there who's max comfy is Beast
Professor X's chair is so comfy, he cant even feel it.
![Blob_Eats_Vanilla[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/02lSSRl.jpg "Blob_Eats_Vanilla[1].jpg")
TUTTI FRUTTI
>>83626652
He's leading them in prayer. Everyone knows all mutants are super christian.
>>83626939
Oh yeah, they need SOMEONE to blame.
>Table what are you......ARGHHHH
>>83626939
> The episode where Nightcrawler makes Wolverine believe in god
>>83626999
How'd that work out?
>Dear God, it's, uhh, it's Logan. Listen. How come you made me so short?
>>83626428
>making Storm eat on her own side of the table because she's black
What the hell? This isn't the Golden Age.
>>83626720
BATMAN DOES NOT EAT NACHOS
>>83626463
Everyone except Cyclops
No one ever listens to Cylcops
>>83627039
But the blue guy is on the other side.
The truth is nobody wants to be around Storm eating cause she uses her powers instead of a fork. Food goes everywhere and makes a mess.
>>83627086
We wus queenz and shiet.
>>83626463
Why didn't Charles have a costume? I bet he made the others wear one because it was his fetish.
>>83627095
Storm was literally a queen. she gets a free pass.
>>83627105
He had that worker fatigue when he goes into action
>>83627105
Being a cripple exempts you from combat, and subsequently, having to wear the combat uniform.
>>83627105
I remember him wearing a stupid pure black leotard in the 90s
>>83627173
and pants
>>83626428
nah cyclops yer a right cunt mate, jean is my shelia and a bonzer little bird she is too
>>83626828
Rackle Frackle!
>>83627039
>Golden Age
surely, you mean Orange Age
I miss 90s Marvel. It had just the right balance of drama and fun.
>>83626916
>it's like I'm wearing nothing at all
>nothing at all
>nothing at all
>>83627173
He occasionally wore some, I remember in savage land episodes he wore some green military suit.
>>83626428
"Why are you all staring at me like that, my X-Men? There is no more food coming. There is only this plate for me, and that plate in the center of the table for whoever has the balls to take it for themselves.
This is a test, students. You will pass, or you will go hungry, and if you faggots decide to just share the shit I will make you all piss your pants simultaneously. And I mean it, don't I, Scott?
>>83628615
Beast already has the only tray and only cup. I think he's getting it. He's prepared better than anyone else.
>>83626520
>the ends of the earth Spidey was talking about was the other part of new York, once shocker crosses state lines he doesn't give a fuck
"Hey Sugar, pass me the EEEEEEEIGH!"
>>83626652
He is the dinner monitor for that week, it is his job to make sure everyone is eating dinner properly.
>>83626463
Shouldn't Storm be worried about staining that outfit?
And Beast ought to put a shirt on at least, nobody wants blue hair in their food
>>83626428
The time has come my X-Men, a new enemy has risen that threatens the very existence of mutantkind. I'm talking of course about THE INHUMANS.
![hqdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/UAKpMSL.jpg "hqdefault[1].jpg")
>>83628639
other...part of New York?
What are you talking about?
ANSWER ME!
>>83628655
Why do I get the feeling he's dinner monitor for every week?
>>83628658
Storm can wash herself easily. Or just go nude. She likes going nude.
>>83628647
"The ham... Ah gained its powahs... Ah'm now juicy and succulent... "
"Damn right, ma chérie"
>>83628667
BROOKLYN!
>>83628670
Okay this is just getting lewd now.
>>83628615
https://youtu.be/dQTS8jQAhXs
>Wolverine slices the turkey with his claws.
>>83628629
He's got an advantage in distance. Scott damn sure isn't getting it and Rogue and Wolverine will probably break the table trying to.
If it comes down to powers the food's just gonna get ruined. It looks like a shitty salad. So it'll be a contest of strength.
I guess Rogue or Beast.
>>83628705
Rogue is minding her figure, so McCoy has this in the bank.
This plate's for you, Morph!
>>83628705
>Scott damn sure isn't getting it
He just gives them a mini blast when they get near the food, it is how a cyclops marks it's territory in the wild
>>83628720
Come on. He was only added in the series so he could be killed off right away. Nobody gives a fuck about Morph.
>>83628629
>>83628719
He is one of the original five. He's used to the Professor's shit by now, hence his level of preparation.
Scott's hanging back because he knows better than to try and fuck with Beast's food.
There's a reason he went by Slim for so long.
>>83628730
MORPH WAS MY FRIEND
HE WAS THE ONLY GUY WHO COULD MAKE ME LAUGH
>>83628749
What, with his senator Kelly impersonation?
>Mah fellah Ah-mericans, ae am an idiot
>>83628728
do punches from the punch dimension leave a unique scent?
What up, mah Muggas?
>>83628444
And they managed to cover a whole lot of comic stories/arcs.
>>83628776
Ew, one of the muggos. Go back to your X-Basement and leave us handsome X-Men alone, ugly.
>>83628786
But what about McCoy?
>>83628811
He's fuzzy, so he gets a pass.
>>83628811
He has the voice of Kelsey Grammer. Shit's soothing.
>>83628811
He has the voice of Kelsey Grammer. Shit's soothing.
>>83628811
Well he's a big guy so he gets a pass
>>83626463
Scott sleeps in his costume. There is an episode of the 92 Cartoon where everyone gets woken up in the middle of the night, hank and Logan are in their boxers, storm and Jubilee in night gowns, and Scott in full costume
>>83628993
Lame.
>>83628675
>BROOKLYN
TRIGGERED.jpg
>>83628783
My favorite was Jubilee's fairytale theater just because you know chuck, logan, and gambit were lying to Jubilee about having to see the president because they didn't want to watch the kids and because there were no chaperones other than the 15 year old girl in the mine
I have seen you all naked, I even have pictures.
>>83629632
Who are you again? Does anybody know this guy?
>>83629653
...it doesn't matter. You want to buy some naked pictures or not?
Those where the times. Best cartoon
While we're talking about this show, what the fuck was up with that Gambit episode with the voodoo chick?
I've brought cake and this time I think I'll cut it myself since Wolverine never washes his claws before cutting anything at the table. That's gross.
>>83630115
Hey, that's a good point. I bet people get hella infections from his claws putting his arm innards all up in other people.
>>83630145
>>83630115
if wolverine had tons of STDs and infections, would he even notice?
>>83630160
Healing factor, man. He doesn't get infections and STDs. Sure, he smells bad, he never brushes his teeth, he never bathes, and his claws are covered with who knows what but he's fine. He MIGHT have a lice problem.
>>83630160
The question is if he has them and his body just undoes their damage, or if he has superactive white blood cells that commit germ genocide as soon as they're sensed.
I'd favor the former argument, as I think having overactive white blood cells cam cause problems.
>>83630115
He doesn't have to, I would assume his healing factor also works on his immune system, so any germs on his claws would get destroyed once they retract
Where are the plates?
>>83630243
His body won't destroy the germs and bacteria and poop or whatever on his claws, it's his immune system, it'll protect him but his immune system doesn't have a cleaning and sterilizing property. So the crap on his claws would be there, but he just wouldn't get sick from it.
>>83626499
When Claremont lost influence on the title. There stopped being as much fetish content in general on it.
>>83630301
>poop
What the hell is he doing with his claws?
Does he give them the punji stick treatment before going into battle or is he just scratching his asshole with them?
>>83630233
His healing factor is tuned down by the fact adimantium is poisonous so most of his healing factor goes to making sure he doesn't die of heavy metal poisoning, when he loses the adimantium his body freaks out. See the first time the xmen Go to genoshia and he loses his healing factor and fatal attractions
Of course this makes no fucking sense when you consider he wasn't in the weapon x program until he was like 100 years old and that he doesn't die of heavy metal poisoning when he loses his healing factor a few years ago...
>>83630359
Dude spends a lot of time in the sewers
>>83626428
>Why can't Nightcrawler get the pizza? He can teleport!
>I got the order last time!
>JEEEEAAANNNN
>>83630359
If he's cutting people's guts up badly enough, he's definitely going to be getting shit, or at least partially digested food - which at a certain point becomes shit - on his claws.
Really eviscerating someone and cutting open the digestive system is VILE.
Of course, even on really bad days Wolverine usually doesn't aim there or has more control.
Sabretooth on a bad day though? He would probably be like some kind of nightmare. He would look and smell terrible from all the gore and various things that rightfully, belong inside the people he just tore apart.
SOMEONE HAD BETTER CALL FOR TAKEOUT FOR I AM CRAVING CHINESE FOOD TONIGHT
>>83629821
Bobby shut up
>>83630462
Ohhhhhhh
Scott I need to lie down.
>>83630521
>that "native american" skintone they gave forge
>>83630381
>Of course this makes no fucking sense when you consider he wasn't in the weapon x program until he was like 100 years old and that he doesn't die of heavy metal poisoning when he loses his healing factor a few years ago...
His healing factor wasn't as strong 100 years ago, all the crazy shit he constantly goes through with the X-Men made it stronger. If he settled down and stopped foghting all the time, it'd start to get weaker. As for the poisoning, Beast took care of it as soon as he lost his healing factor.
>>83630521
tfw your mutant power is to clean dishes
>>83630521
>try to make forge look native american
>ends up looking like sinestro cosplaying as revolver ocelot
>>83630521
>Bobby inviting his Catholic father and Jewish mother
>The tension between Betsy and Kwannon
>>83630521
At least they got food for everyone this time.
>>83631795
*it's a psychic projection*
>>83633100
Charles can make their brains think they ate, making them perpetually feeling full without having actually eaten
>>83634539
>It's a downtime at the X-mansion episode
>Charles thinks the gang aren't eating responsibly and announces he's putting them on a physic diet
>The food they eat won't be real
>Sends the X-men into an existential crisis as they hunt for real food and try to trick Xavier
>>83630521
It looks like they're having a poorly-maintained pitcher's mound for Thanksgiving dinner.
>>83634618
>Everyone loses it and just becomes cannibals
>Scott tries to be the sole voice of reason
>Scott gets eaten first
>Xavier rolls back into the room to ask them how their first day on the new diet has been.
>>83634618
>>83634923
>>83634539
"I AM IN YOUR MIND RIGHT NOW, I KNOW YOU DON'T EVEN FEEL HUNGRY"
"BUT IT'S NOT REAL!!"
*bobby starts trying to eat a house plant*
X-Men should just be written by the It's Always Sunny writers
>>83634993
>The gang tries to lose weight
>>83626428
So It's Agreed. We'll get one cheese pizza, One with Pepperoni and Mushrooms and one with Olives!
>>83634993
>Wanda comes out of nowhere
>"No more food!"
>House of Pancakes, coming this Summer
>>83636533
Mermaid Man! I figured out how you can stop Man Ray for good!
>>83636968
I swear to God, if you tell me to rape him, I will shoot you
>>83637464
Just plunge your trident into his whirlpool! Treat him like a blow fish! Put your swordfish into his blow hole! Teach him the second definition of seamen!
>>83637607
Damn it commissioner, my dick hasn't worked since the end of WW2! I physically can't do it!
>>83628811
He has the voice of Kelsey Grammer. Shit's soothing.
>>83637672
I don't care, set your dick to wumbo if you have to, just get it done!
Chief out.
>>83626463
Scott was right to come in normal clothes.
>>83637841
Damn it Chief, you're a madman!
>>83636533
>>83636968
>>83637464
>>83637607
>>83637672
>>83637841
>>83638023
dammit i love /co/
>>83638183
We love you too anon
>>83626428
>MEANWHILE AT PROFESSOR X'S KITCHEN TABLE
>OK everyone, Deadpool made a formal complain about Beast shitting on his lawn.
>>83639797
>Deadpool has a lawn?
>>83639854
>I think the better question is why is Beast going across town to shit on his lawn?
>>83639890
Because Deadpool keeps pissing in Beast's litterbox.
>>83639527
Except me.
I don't know him/her
Don't lump me in with you, faggot.
>>83639933
You come back here and get some lovin' you homosex
>>83628432
AHHHH Somebody help me!
>>83628432
I thought it was "Wraggle Fraggle!"
>>83640766
SOMEBODY HELP ME
>>83626923
X-MEN!
WELCOME TO DIE-NNER!
>>83630521
The fuck is wrong with Jubilee?
>Logan, please, carve the turkey.
>THIS ONE'S FOR YOOOOOOU MOOOOOORPH
>>83641892
Is Die Nner german?
>>83630359
Imagine wiping your ass and accidentally popping the claws.
>>83643012
That's why you make friends with that kid who's mutant power is cleaning other people's asses from anywhere in the world (but not his own).
>>83630819
>you have big dreams of starting up a company to sell your unique genes as a new cleaner
>as soon as you try to talk people tell you to fuck off and do the dishes
This is some great grub
>>83643124
Is that why toilet paper comes up clean after a wipe on random occasions? A blessing from Ass-Wipe Boy?
>>83628689
You know, I've wondering.
So Wolverine's claws are his mutant bones that pierces through the skin of his hands, right? And when it retracts, it's inside of his arm.
So what if Wolverine cut somebody with AIDS and retracted his claws without wiping it? Those that mean he'll get AIDS, too? You know, I don't think we ever saw Wolverine wiping his claws clean before. Only God knows how filthy the inside of Wolverine's arms are.
>>83643124
>but not his own
Such a cruel fate
>>83643616
Umm my blood can double as hand sanitizer...
Kebab?
>>83643717
REMOVE
>>83634993
>X-Men should just be written by the It's Always Sunny writers
Hahaha.
This ones for you Morph! YEEEHAAA!
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