>>83559251
We finished up with Luke and Danny's original series, but by popular demand, we're going through the entire Deadly Hands of Kung Fu magazine!
They're a bit of a different format than comic issues, so you guys say otherwise, I'll do the entire issues, save the ads. That'll count these pictures and the interviews.
Mods, may I ask for a warning in case these are against the rules?
Speaking of Shang-Chi, does anybody know if the physical Omnibus was good quality? Binding, page quality, and the like?
Shang-Chi's got them brock eyes in the fourth panel.
And did the Omni actually put the name "Fu Manchu" in it, or did they go with the retconned name that was in Secret Avengers?
And that guy's neck is broken.
>"You plucked it from the air!"
This would be a lot more impressive if Iron Fist didn't do that with two daggers earlier.
>That random Yin Yang symbol
>>83590302
Still catching up on last night's thread, but go man go.
Holy shit, I was joking. I think he actually killed that guy against the pillar.
>>83590778
You better catch up. These mag issues are LONG.
>>83590780
There's a ton of blood, but you never know.
>Heroes Don't Die
>Except for this guy, he's totally dead.
And then there's these long bits here that I'll read some other time.
>>83590801
Probably won't tonight catch up to the run of this thread tonight.
I am zonked.
And FINALLY back to the comic.
I swear, these guys look like Street Fighter characters.
For those of you who are fans of Ewing, these should be familiar to you.
Okay, no. This guy is a Mortal Kombat guy. The one who punches dudes in the cock.
>>83591433
Even back in the 70's, it was true, "It's not murder if they're ninjas."
I don't know what I find funnier. That they can tell a legit ninja from a "trainee" ninja, or that there's "ninja schools" in San Fran, and they make them legit ninjas.
>>83591433
Johnny Cage
All that's missing is a costume change, and they'd be full Super Sentai right there.
>>83591619
Thank you, Anon. I was a Street Fighter lad, all I know about Mortal Kombat is "there's a dude who punches people in the dick, a dude with a lot of arms, a dude who's basically Bruce Lee, and Raiden."
>>83591596
>that there's "ninja schools" in San Fran, and they make them legit ninjas.
There is a two or three part story in the 80's Punisher comic about him taking down a Ninja training camp.
And that's all just one issue.
Do you mind if I just do the comics and skip the interviews and pictures?
>>83591674
But was it like one of those street-side dojos that teach karate? Or a Taskmaster-esque training camp?
For those of you who aren't aware, the "Sir Denis Nayland Smith" that is namedropped with the subtlety of a brick was the main character of the original Fu Manchu novels.
As I understand it, Shang-Chi was basically fanfiction.
oh shit imma check this out
How jaded is Shang-Chi that he doesn't even seem surprised by a lady with an eyepatch?
>>83592020
These are good comics, Anon, have fun.
So is Shang supposed to be small, or is that guy a damn giant?
>>83590597
>Fu Manchu has pointy ears
jfc guys
also did marvel get the rights cleared up or whatever for reprints or is it just a thing for new stories?
>>83592080
They had to have done something, since they've got one Omni released.
Sorry I'm late, just got back from the polls.
>>83592130
Welcome back! Have some Kung Fu!
>>83590685
He looks like if Danny was raised in a bondage club instead of a magic kung fu city.
... I know he's technically wearing more, but somehow this guy's costume seems lewder than Namor.
>>83591928
I'm not sure, they're in my pile of To Read along with a bunch of Punisher floppies and Grimjack by Ostrander and Tim Truman
>>83592168
God damn it, I thought I deleted all of my fanfictions!
>>83591681
I think some of the comic pin ups are nice.
>>83592079
He is Asian.
Wow, these are some ugly mofos.
>>83592034
Shang Chi is an open minded guy who doesn't make assumptions about a person based on how many eyes they have.
>>83590302
would you consider doing the Master of Kung Fu?
>>83592246
It's comics though, so it's a reasonable question.
>>83592172
Namor doesn't wear gogo boots and a garter belt.
>>83592290
When we finally finish with Luke and Danny's, sure. That's still a LOT of comics.
>>83592321
Sometimes you can add more clothes, and still look like even more of a pervert.
>>83592080
It's funny when Shang Chi gets a color comic, and while he has a realistic skin tone Fu Manchu is literally yellow.
>>83592361
Didn't he already have his own title around this time?
>>83592358
Well yeah. Try wearing a ball gag or a codpiece over your regular clothes, you'll get very different reactions.
>"Ah, nothing like killing my enemies. Serving wench, my drugs!"
>>83592391
Yeah Shang-Chi is about a year older than the Deadly Hands magazine for Marvel
>>83592227
I'll do the ones that are just pictures then, unless anyone wants the interviews.
>>83590559
I would rather see this in an Essential collection or something similar to how Dark Horse has been reprinting Savage Sword of Conan
>>83592391
Yeah, I'm just sleepy, sorry. It still stands that Fu Manchu is literally yellow.
>>83592474
I dunno, I never liked the Essential lines. The paper feels horrible in my hands.
>Artist: Jim Starlin
Spoilers: Thanos shows up, and kicks everyone's ass.
>>83592491
It was the 70's, it was a different time.
>>83592514
I like them for having a shitload of comics for cheap.
So what is that bottom row supposed to mean? They don't look anything alike, even when you put them side by side.
>>83592606
Not that different a time. I just think it's kind of funny that Fu Manchu is so definitively stereotypical the even when other Asian guys are drawn normal he looks like something from the 40's.
>>83592514
I love cheap newsprint for comics.
"Doctor Petrie" is another character from the Fu Manchu books.
>>83592646
They probably have similar auras or something, if fighting anime has taught me anything.
>>83592694
He's even older, actually. They probably didn't want to alter him too much from the original design, because I imagine nerds were no less autistic back then.
>"Stay where you are, Chinaman!"
Is this another example of retroactive racism, or is the character actually supposed to be racist?
>>83592815
>or is the character actually supposed to be racist?
Well he's an oldman in the 70's
>"Damn, my father is evil, and my mother is a powerhungry bitch."
>>83592869
It's one of those things where I don't know if it's just racist now, or if it was racist back then and that was the point, you know?
>>83592815
Grandpa racist, on account of nobody said Chinaman even then. If he said slant or chink or gook or something, then he'd just be regular racist.
>>83592974
If he said gook not only would he be racist, but he'd be incorrect. Gook is japanese only.
>>83592972
Naw man, Chinaman is just so old-fashioned a slur it's kind of funny.
Can anyone here read these moonrunes?
Great, and now we've got a Werewolf involved.
... Okay, why do you have that skull in this lab? What could you POSSIBLY use that for?
OH, it's not a werewolf, it's just a gorilla.
Because that makes more sense.
>>83592995
Nah, you hear gook too much in 'Nam movies for that. Nips is totally Japanese only.
>>83593074
... Fuck, I'm an idiot. Yeah, gook is Vietnamese, not japanese.
I don't know how I fucked that up, my dad was a 'nam vet.
>>83593049
I wouldn't put it past Fu Manchu to also be a necromancer.
>>83593063
Apes are just a staple of pulp action. Conan and Tarzan were fighting them all the time
Not to mention how Ape crazy DC was in the Silver Age
>>83593095
Well he DID create that "Elixir of Life" thing, so he kind of is. Or does is it only necromancy if you're a mage?
Let's finish up with this issue for the night, right?
>>83593063
>Torturing an animal made it violent!
>A violent animal can murder people I don't like!
Clearly a master plan that could only be formulated by Fu Manchu.
>>83593162
That mad genius has to be stopped!
Is it wrong that I kind of want to see this training? Because it seems freaking mental to practice kicking through a windshield.
>>83593160
>Black Belt Jones
All I remember about that movie is that then final battle was in a car wash, and it had a theme song that was catchy as fuck: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6n9OBw9nf3g
>>83590302
Awesome. Rudy Nebres's run as the artist in the main serial (if I'm not mistaken, he starts at issue #9 and stays on—with a gap here and there—until issue #24) is some of my all-time favorite comics art, regardless of genre or time period.
>>83593255
God damn it, that's never leaving my head. Shit sounds disco as fuck.
>>83593224
Crazy training is part of the fun of kung fu. Fuck wax on, wax off.
>>83593268
We'll only be doing three issues a night, and going through the entire series. We're skipping the interviews though, since the only interest in the non-comic part that people expressed interest in were the pictures.
>>83593321
That's Karate.
>>83593015
It's just stylized "oriental" gibberish graphics as far as I can tell. The artists do a lot of that in this comic from what I can recall.
>>83593113
You think we'll ever see Ka-Zar and Shang Chi go on a crazy pulp adventure together? I sure hope we do
>>83593090
How many international hegemonic conspiracies does Marvel have? not counting aliens and demons, of course
>>83593428
Starlin's a man of many talents, it seems. And to think I only knew him for his cosmic stuff.
>>83593152
No, Jim Kelly is not, nor will he ever be, Bruce Lee
>>83593327
That's cool.
A lot of the old text articles can be unintentionally funny, though. Just a whole lot of "bullshido" (impractical martial arts techniques), from a time when there were lots of charlatans trying to make quick money off the kung fu craze.
And here we see Bob Diamond likely going down on his woman, back in the 70's before Claremont and Wolfman made sex in comics a thing.
>>83593450
He did one really awesome Conan the Barbarian story called THE SECRET OF SKULL RIVER
His Batman comics are hit or miss
>>83593437
>You think we'll ever see Ka-Zar and Shang Chi go on a crazy pulp adventure together? I sure hope we do
I am intrigued by your ideas and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
>>83593492
What do you suggest goes in these posts, then?
>>83593468
I remember reading an interview with—I can't remember now if it was Fred Williamson or Jim Brown—but anyway, he said that Jim Kelly was quite possibly the worst actor he ever worked with. Not in terms of personality (he was a cool dude, apparently), but in terms of acting ability.
Liked him in Enter the Dragon, though.
>>83593558
>His Batman comics are hit or miss
Didn't he do The Cult? I hear that was good.
>>83593611
I liked it.
>>83593611
The Cult is one of the good ones, he also did Death in the Family which is a big miss for me
>>83593582
Just go with what you like. /co/'s interest in the text articles is probably minimal, and they'll just take up too much of the image count and your time.
>>83593641
He was weirdly fixated on the concept of diplomatic immunity.
>>83593641
Is he the one who drew that one panel that gets thrown around everywhere Joker has that massive chin and makes that joke about Iran loving fish?
>>83593646
I'll do the interviews for the people that either I think people would be interested in, or that people actually ARE interested in.
Does anybody remember this woman?
>>83593684
He wrote that, but Jim Aparo was on art duties
>>83593773
I think Starlin may be my favorite writer/artist.
>>83593804
He's up there for me too. I think his Warlock stuff is some of the best comics Marvel ever published
>>83593850
I still have a soft spot for his Captain Marvel run, but yeah, I like Warlock better.
>>83593572
>clan of Asians in the Savage Land
>They worship a giant-ass snake, regularly sacrificing people (usually women) to it
>They have their own system of martial arts, who's masters wear masks and helmets modeled after their God-Snake
>a rare plant growing only in their specific Valley of the Savage land is can be used to make a mind-altering drug
>Using a small fleet of modern, swarthy pirates; Fu Manchu is trading Scantily clad (mostly white) women and modern weaponry from the drugs, which he plans on using to control certain politicians in order to take over the world
>Shang Chi must travel to the Savage land after his girlfriend is kidnapped
I think we can all agree the story writes itself after that
>>83593906
MARVEL, IF YOU'RE LISTENING, GIVE THIS MAN A JOB!
>>83593766
I only know her from her brief appearance in Enter the Dragon. Can't say I've seen any of her other films.
>>83593939
as an aspiring writer:thnx
>>83593944
Basically, the world was jonesing for another Bruce Lee, and all they could find were people who worked with him.
So has Shang-Chi appeared post Secret Wars, and does he still have that duplication power?
That look in the 2nd panel just makes her look like she's into it.
>>83594011
>I'm not punching dogs, I'm punching their corrupt masters...by punching the dogs.
>>83594162
Sounds legit.
>>83590302
Woohoo!
>>83594170
did Shang just brain a guy?
And that's it for the night, Anons. See you tomorrow for more Deadly Hands of Kung Fu!
deadly bumps of kung fu
>>83590302
mump
Thanks, OP.
>>83590302
Bump
>>83593127
Necromancy is strictly bringing the dead back to life.
Creating an elixir of immortality goes way back to actual chinese emperors' alchemists trying to make that shit out of mercury.
