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>Summer of Steven coming “soon,” originally announced as June to August
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/03/30/steven-universe-uncle-grandpa-renewed-season-5-cartoon-network
https://youtu.be/NHqjV2xVKoA
https://youtu.be/KNrztTcRh9o
>Zap2it says no new episodes between now and June 16
http://tvlistings.zap2it.com/tvlistings/ZCSGrid.do?stnNum=12131
>misseps leak thread
https://kat.cr/community/show/cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>International airing schedule
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10rES5UnAbQ0LOmBDYZ7nsDeFDySn90FvFjrxRpNBkX0
>New episode megas
S03E05 Hit the Diamond: https://mega.nz/#F!FgQDwbYI!2Pl0trcDopJvRUTdcRH2Rg
S03E06 Steven Floats: https://mega.nz/#F!ghAAhYLY!gD739WI7J7800se3GDz9IQ
>Episode downloads for Seasons 1 to 3, plus comics and shorts
720p: https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
1080p: https://mega.nz/#F!a9ojCZCT!SLfX7l7inSHdvd7hrf5LLA
>Soundtrack downloads
Show: https://mega.nz/#F!B08nQa7J!6fgyt03NAU0AdSlD0wf_Qw
Attack the Light: https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>Listen to the soundtrack
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>/sug/ writebin
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>/sug/ flockdraw
http://skycow.us/r/su
>Archived threads
https://desustorage.org/co/search/subject/sug/
Last chance ta PLACE YA BETS!
http://www.strawpoll.me/10387193
Legs
xth for Space Dandy Steven
>>83459340
xth for LOVECRAFTIAN ARMPITS
>>83459340
Hate to break it to ya, but it'll never beat the originals.
>>83459390
XTH FOR CRYSTAL DICKS
>>83459340
>really looked forward to Peridot becoming an official member of the Crystal Gems
>she'd get to live in the Temple with them, hang on as a main cast member, go out into the town and interact with some of the humans in funny and interesting ways
>none of this happens because the Homeworld gems are a backup squad kept a barn and out of the story until big plot episodes
SU has started to let me down.
Reminder that Steven is long dead since "Frybo" and the rest of the show is his hallucination
xth foredgiestAU
Jasper seeks Peridot in the barn for refuge. In an interesting turn of events she picks up a new disguise. Can Peridot keep her new pet a secret from the gems?
we need an episode where steven and peridot are properly trained to shapeshift.
the drama and crying coming from Pearl's reluctance to shapeshift or inability.
did some of the other shut-ins here earn their pretty princess points so their family can support their lifestyle and so that dad won't be sad?lapis best gem
Iridescent Pearl
Watch her dance, watch her twirl
I wonder if she'd like to be my girl
Reminder that Steven's kindness knows no bounds.
>>83459402
Whaaaat? Really?
Reminder that Opal is objectively the best fusion
>>83459479
Wait, wait, what, damage control over what? What happened?
>>83459454
But didn't poil shapeshift herself a dress in the beach party episode?
https://www.cartoonnetwork.ca/schedule/
Fresh reminder that this is still down, that other websites had conflicting schedule information with this one when it was up, and that this is the only 100% certifiable source for a schedule unless CN makes an announcement elsewhere. There's hope yet boys!
tfw you realize pearl is the most "real" of all the characters on SU.
>>83459498
How? She has barely any personality and speaks like 2 sentences.
>>83459498
GOD those thighs
>get interested in show
>watch season 1
>watch season 2
>show goes on hiatus
>lose interest
>show comes back
>can never care as much as I did before
>>83459479
What happening
Did Zuke see the ratings for hit the diamond??
>>83459447
This picture is my goddamn favorite. I'm a sucker for what-ifs and bad ends in general, and the lighting and setting really sells a feeling of finality.
Fuck, I'm rambling.
>>83459479
>>83459507
>>83459516
Guys what the fuck is going on?
>>83459516
why is it on the .ca domain? pretty sure teletoon has broadcasting rights to cn shows in canada anyway
the american site is a fucking nightmare to navigate though
>>83459447
never noticed his gauntlets are powered by all the slain gems
that's pretty rockin
>>83459534
Legs
You know, There's a few points where it seems like intended order was changed last minute: All of these are connected to episodes being out of order even within the same board team
Arcade Mania (the first lamar and aleth episode) and Giant Woman feel like they were intended to come before Tiger Millionaire and Steven's Lion (the 2nd lamar and aleth episode)
despite pic related early season 1B isn't different on the intended order list: The episodes that feel like they were moved there are Keep Beach City Weird (comes before secret team in production order, possibly moved for halloween), and Lion 3 & Island Adventure (come right after Fusion Cuisine in production order)
Thoughts?
>>83459407
Bob is the best
>>83459534
Unlike the other fusions
>>83459511
Pearl can change clothes and that is all we have seen from her.
Amy can basically turn into anything.
Garnet can shapeshift well and stretch her arms to great lengths.
why does pearl actin like a dude turn me on so much
>>83459567
>Filename
>>83459567
We need answers!
>>83459340
Good Morning, /mlp/!
>>83459556
But those ratings were pretty good why would she feel bad about them
>>83459567
Probably nothing.
>>83459479
I'm telling you sugar is cracking down on Zuke for her lapidot bullshit
>>83459433
Why would he be dead? Worst thing Frybo did was feed you fries. The trans far would kill him faster.
>>83459628
Because her fanfic had the lowest ratings of the entire eventI highly doubt she cares
>>83459601
>because you're a faggotit turns me on as well
>>83459628
Because Barn Mates right before it did so bad, which she boarded
>>83459655
Why would she?
>>83459584
I still can't believe her shorts. Shit was hot
Reminder that Lion was there the whole time.
Look, no steering wheel!
>>83459671
Wonder how he managed to do it with those short arms. He looks like he can't reach his own waist.
>>83459609Well that was fucking dumb of me
I MEAN YEAH HAHA, THOSE INTENTIONALLY WRONG FILENAMES HUH GUYS?
>>83459577
4 pearl gemstones, possibly 8
>>83459671
Wait. Cause it's pretty fucking obvious that fat bastard is gonna die if he has to walk more than 3 steps.
>>83459698
It's The Sweets' NOTP
>>83459577
yeah and I wonder from what fashionlionhe got his cape from
>>83459675
>>83459601
I like her smoking and being sad, better
>>83459665
He died froma heart attack_____________________
Greetings, you schemers, /freaks/, and fiends. It's that time again. I bet half of you lazy jerks are in your underpants or on your phone.I really gotta wear less tight shorts, oof.
Welcome to Night /sug/, where everyone is some kind of loser in some kind of way, but that's okay, because I think you're great anyway. I'm your host, Lapissed Lazurite. One lone reporter against overwhelming odds. Ah, I love being me.
Put on your bathing suits, it's time to get drenched in some news.
>New Challenger! A newcomer appears, expressing interest in our show. Several anons help out with directions. Boy, I hope he likes it.
>Tragedy struck the donut community tonight as a rogue nuisance of a peridotposter violates them in that which does not belong. Those donuts didn't deserve that, you sick freak.
>An enterprising tripfag proposes a game with the general; Mad libs! It's almost ruined several times, but he pulls through, and results are surprisingly hilarious and coherent. Garnet the saucy leader with Lovecraftian Armpits indeed.
>A rather strange game is posted to the delight of Pearlfags. A pearl dating sim. Is this a precursor of things to come from the Visual Novel Anon? One can only hope he can even compare to the Swanky Ending.
>Rising Baseball Superstar of Blue Team, Bob. has been confirmed to have an ass the size of a space station. Several anons confirm they will eat that like groceries.
>Rubies as a whole have been revealed to actually not look like total crap when converted to Funko proportions. Midgets targeting figurine market?
That's all for now. Stay tuned until next time. And now, Jim with the weather.
>>83459671
How is this relevant
>>83459708
That's totally Wario's car.
>>83459730
>lion
used to think that fanart was kinda goofy before I noticed all the cool details
tomorrow at 2pm EDT, CN is showing the 5 most recent episodes, Super Watermelon Island, Gem Drill, Same Old World, Barn Mates and then Hit the Diamond. (then Back to the Barn, It Could Have Been Great and Message Received.)
>>83459770
OH MAN I LOOOVE YOU , KEEP UP GOD's WORK !!!
>>83459674
>>83459685
But that would make no sense, how would th target audience know exactly what episode was like before it aired? We knew because we're autists actively searching for leaks and synopses but the gross of the numbers are children.
>>83459447
I need more of this.
Gonna shave my chest like this soon for a pool party tomorrow.
SAME AS IT EVER WAS
>>83459833
Happy to oblige
>>83459835
Too bad you won't look nearly as sexy as young Greg
>>83459665
You ever watched that movie Seven, the one with Brad Pitt and Morgan Freeman? Remember the fat guy? Something like that probably.
Am i the only one waiting for Amethyst to complete the set of shapeshifts by shapeshifting into Garnet or her components?
>>83459819
What difference does it make? Wouldn't you get disheartened if you put effort into something and no one watched it, even if it wasn't due to low quality?
>>83459835
YOU TOLD US THIS YESTERDAY
>>83459414
>PARENTAL ADVISORY WARNING
>>83459835
Be careful and draw an outline first so you don't shave too much off.
>>83459770
>eat the booty like groceries
terrible song!
and yes, it is 9:45 PM with the windows down and i'm in my underwear
>>83459851
Is that like proto-pearl or what
>>83459861
Dreads??
>>83459447
This is awesome
>>83459793
what could it mean?
I'm sad and lonely /sug/
please be my friends
>>83459875
aand the day before that!
>>83459863
I know. I'm afraid it will look dumb, and then I'll just shave it all off.
>>83459875
I wasn't home and didn't have my clippers with me.
>>83459881
Will do.
>>83459927
kys cunt
/sug/ what would you do if the love of your life died and all you had to show for it was some loud chubby asshole?
>>83459913
>Dreads??
no anon, locks
>>83459770
Well dear viewers, as you can see in this photo, it is raining T-shirt gunfire. The Mayor has been shirt. I repeat: the Mayor has been shirt! It should clear up shortly though.
Now, Sports!
>>83459927
why is it always the lapisfags
don't an hero plz, we love you and you're a wonderful person regardless of what anyone says
>>83459874
SU has gotten much lower numbers before I don't think it's that big of a deal, and Zuke doesn't strike me as the kind of person who would get depressed by slightly less successful ratings? Anyway, I think she's just deleting them for the same reason you delete embarrassing messages you post on the internet, you think they are stupid or misleading.
>>83459986
They identify with their long suffering gemfu.
They long for a magical gender-fluid shota to beat up a butch lesbian and save them.
Yet they know this won't happen.
>>83459927
we are all together anon
we are all together
>>83459989
I really don't blame her, there was some weird stuff going on last night. I mean off the walls.
>>83459340
heads up for the MEGA guys: Hit the diamond is already on instant video stuff for some reason
>>83460076
Seriously I can't even begin to comprehend this.
>>83459907
>BEING THIS PLEB
get cultured
so when is reptile man going to make another appearance?
>>83459927
All the Lapisfags that have come and gone before you are your friends, all the Lapisfags who are yet to be are your friends
>>83459927
Don't worry anon , I'll allways be here to laugh and cry with you .
>>83460076
Well at least they weren't talking about buff furries with four dicks.....again.
>>83459982
Mamama, mama ma mamamama mama. Ma, mamama mama ma mama. Mamamama mamama, mamama mamamama ma mama mamamamama mama ma. Mama, ma ma. Mamamama. Mamama, mama ma, mamama. Ma, ma.
>>83460100
That's some really fucking abstract kind of shitposting right there
>>83460114
>Ronaldo x Peridot
DAMN IT I THOUGHT THIS SHIP DIED
>>83459986
>>83460123
joke's on you, I'm a bad pearlfag
>>83459671
Christ how do you get to be that size?
>>83459927>>83460126
>>83460058
i can be your friend if you want, i feel the same.....call me pizzaperiodot
>>83460178
Next level shitpost
>>83460076
>Splashes some milk on your fuzzy
Much doesn't faze me, but this is looking to be the next cummies meme and I just cannot handle that.
>>83460174
MEE MEE MEE MEE!?
>>83460194
suffering all the same
>>83460178
Zuke works in mysterious and strange ways.
>>83460076
>>83460100
And this
>>83460076
>>83460100
God ,I know celebrities that have their tweets screencapped less
Lady of the ocean
Causing a commotion
Surely isn't safe to bottle up these bad emotions
>>83460058
>>83460126
thanks, /sug/
>>83460179
Never ever
>>83460236
grateful for the company
>>83460247
Oooooohh I get it now.
Pot posting. That's why she's deleting it.
>>83459927
Give me a hug, man
>>83460266
Perinaldo is the Future
>>83459922
curiously, Steven Floats is not in the mix. wasn't it broadcast in the states?
>>83460266
>>83460303
delete this
>>83460303
>Perinaldo
>not peedeedot
>>83460213
Think Steven convinced Pearl that there's an actual talking frog running around?
when do we get a new episode? Have we caught up with leaks yet?
>>83460254
I agree that she gets capped a bit much, but last night was downright bizarre.
>>83460311
>>83460317
not yet, we still have steven floats
ya'll fagits ar gay like teh show yuh watch
>>83460317
from what i can tell, there is no new episode this coming thursday.
>>83460319
Gotta chronicle her descent into madness
>>83460259
Every thread I see your style
And I see your still in denial
But it's ok because you make me smile
>>83460364
>The Duke becomes the next skyler page
>>83460326
what kind of faggot tattoos their own name on their body?
>>83460351
Stevahn, did you forget to wash da dishes?
>>83460354
Try hardah, fackhead
>>83460370
bitchy nihilistic lapis so best
>>83460317
next week maybe?
idr the scheduling
>>83460382
Who do you think she's going to try to rape?
>>83459851
>LETTING THE DAYS GO BY
>LET THE WATER HOLD ME DOWN
>>83459770
Thanks for the update LLNK
>>83460394
This is funny and pisses me off
>>83460319
>Lauren holy fuck! You're not gonna believe what I found under the couch yesterday while looking for quarters.
>What is it Tang?
>10 year old-aspirins! Isn't it cool?
>>83460076
>>83460212
Peri want milkies on her fluff fluff tum muzzle <:3>
Is there a pastebin with the best artists for SU related material?
Just curious.
penis
Would lapis be a master of the Ripple?
>>83460468
Cartoonyafterdark
>>83460497
but not everyone likes fat ugly midget dogs
Space Dandy in Homeworld when?
>>83460433
yeah im looking at you fuccboi
>>83460316
>The Crystal Gems watch the Muppet show.
>HOW IS A PIG AND A FROG CAPABLE OF MATING!?
Evening /sug/.
>Here's another piece of Steven universe and World of warcraft fan art. Peridot (SU) is a goblin hunter (WOW).
Does anyone have any concepts for a Peridot/Jasper fusion?
>>83460404
So does anyone in /sug/ other than me actually smoke? Seems like theres a lot of art of badlapis and badpearl, like kind of a weirdly huge amount of these two characters smoking.
>>83459658
Just give her back;_;
Why doesn't Homeworld have a name proper?
>>83460497
His(?) fetishes are bottomofthebarrel-tier
>>83460259
you have a page or something? i love you work
>>83460596
forever alone
>>83460611
Earth is just another name for dirt what the fuck do you want I don't give my house some special fucking name like an autist.
>>83460611
Gems don't even have names proper, there's untold billions of gems named Ruby. They really have the creativity of rocks.
*knock knock knock*
>>83460591
it's a meme that tumblr took up
>>83460611
Same reason we named our planet dirt.
>>83460655
WE DON'T WANT ANY
>>83460457
I want to see them do the pissinbottle NEET dyke fug-fug
Holy fuck I didn't know there were new episodes.
Hit the Diamond 10/10 but only because I love baseball and especially baseball's mythology and manufactured pastoralism and it nailed those elements effortlessly. If it was a Hockey episode or something I'd give it a 7/10.
Steven Floats was like an 8/10; it's ground they've covered before but it handles it very well.
>>83460670
>You see this when you're on a safari
What do you do?
>yfw Peridot red pills Ronaldo
>>83460689
>baseball's mythology and manufactured pastoralism
Could you tell me a bit about this?
>>83460661
Ah. For as much as 4chan and Tumblr say they hate each other, they seem to collaborate a lot.
Only SU related due to the description, but what the fuck.
>Sasami, being forced to watch a movie marathon consisting of: Birdemic, RWBY, Manos: The Hands of Fate, 4Kids yugioh, Steven Universe, Accel World, Sharknado, Atomic Tornado, among many other world acclaimed titles.
>>83460694
Rider Kick!!!
That is clearly an impostor Lion. Everyone knowshe eats Lion Lickers, not Cookie Cats.
>>83460731
The secret is that /co/ and Tumblr have an identical, 1:1 userbase
>>83460717
peridot to vote for ron paul
imagen
I want the Homeworld Gems to be Greg's new band.
>shaving peri
>peri not shaving you
>>83460312
>>83460303
>>83460266
>>83460179
THAT SHIPPING IS NOT GOING TO HAPPEN
>>83459549
Holy shit the accuracy in that post.
>>83460788
I want lapis to trip on a pebble and break her straw legs
>>83460731
some artists go wherever they can for asspats, and for the most part free art is free. most SU fanartists are on tumblr.
>>83460114
don't be gross anon
>>83460781
She'll be back soon enough
SWEET PERI,
YOU'RE COOL MAN
>>83460694
rape him
>>83460694
Pull the trigger
>>83460694
Make a new song with a avocado
Why haven't we gotten an amnesia, school festival, hot springs, ski trip, or theme park date episode yet?
>>83460670
Boomcat's evolved form
>>83460910
Lion lickers, or cookie cats?
>>83460926
>amnesia
Can't be a gem
>school festival
Like what
>hot springs
I hope the crew are weeby and brave enough
>theme park date
Literally Too Short to Ride
>>83459498
>>83459534
Her presence removes the 2 worst gems.
>>83460936
Cookie cats look way too sweet for my taste, so I'm gonna say lion lickers
>>83460936
Lion lickers are true patrician taste.
Only plebs eat cookie cat.
>>83460849
But her gem will be cracked
Steven won't be able to fix it
They'll need to use special Gem tech to heal herCrystal Treatment
>>83460936
Sea salt caramel soft serve from down the block
That or cookie kittenshis family makes it
>>83460974
Does he have legit autism
>>83460824
Yay, Sonic!
>>83460935
There's more.
>Pearl had a nightmare about Jasper strangling Steven. She woke up from her dream, and went to Steven's room to check on him. She was relieved that Steven's alright, but then she decides to go outside and vist Rose's sanctuary. But when she wasn't looking, she acciendently bumps into The Grim Reaper.
>Pearl: Ahh! Grim! I'm so sorry. I didn't see you coming!
>Grim: No it's OK. I wasn't paying attention either.
>Pearl: What are you doing here in the middle of the night?
>Grim: I was called at work. There's been an accident at some party. What are you doing here?
>Pearl I...I was just walking around you know. Gem stuff. ^^;
>Grim: Are you sure? You don't leave the temple often. Unless it involves keeping an eye on Steven.
Cry
>Grim Pearl?
>Pearl quickly hugs Grim as his hood fell off his head.
>Grim: Pearl, why are you crying?
>Pearl: I'm...I'm just afraid of losing Steven. He's very important to me.
>Grim: But...You know Steven can handle himself, right.
>Pearl: Yes, but he reminds me of Rose so much. I loved and cared for her just as much as I love and care for Steven. But when she died, I was lost and scare. I didn't know what to do. I felt so lost. I'm just scared that the same thing would happen to Steven. Waaaah!
>Grim: ... <:(
>Grim brings Pearl close to him.
>Grim: Don't cry, Pearl. I'm sure he'll be fine. And If anything bad happens. I want to let you know that I'm here for you, Pearl. No matter what.
>Pearl: Grim...I...Thank you. Huggle!
>>83459357
Steven Starts his first day of SCHOOOL!!!!...... In Kindergarten?
>>83461002
Don't care I just want her back
>>83461012
>Does he have legit autism
no he's just black
>>83460849
Hopefully
>>83460926
>school festival
Do American schools have those? Mine didn't
>>83461095
only the anime ones
>>83461058
And their twin sons are Papyrus and Sans
>>83461088
Have you ever seen a black person before anon? That's obviously a mexican
>>83460568
Pretty neat senpai
>>83461095
Not really. They could do a Pep Rally episode, though.
>>83461089
Fuck, I forgot to take off my name. I'm gonna lose my job at the station for this!
>>83461089
>tfw not many girls lift in real life
>>83461114
OMG , you're right , it's a black mexican ..
>>83461089
I just want to rest my head between her hard-light tits and
>>83461095
>Do American schools have those? Mine didn't
We have sports festivals, not cultural festivals.
They're called field days around here.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sports_day
>Jasper will nevertear apart your cunt with her teeth and then naked body slam you to death
>>83460970
wait, how does opal get rid of jasper and lapis?
>>83459433
>DUDE
>CARTOON
>THEORIES
>LMAO
>>83460910
Is her nose sticking through his skeletal nose-hole?
>>83461221
Now, anon, please be respectful of other people's shit taste.
>>83461219
I want to be the penis that puts her to sleep at night
>>83460970
You're thinking of Sugilite, anon.
Oh boy, time for a story!
Previously, on Dragonball Z.
>>83461156
not a lot would look like that even if they did
>>83461280
>>83461279
>2
>3
RUBY STOP SHITPOSTING AND GO BACK TO FINDING JASPER
>>83460727
Baseball has successfully integrated itself into American culture, society, and values, in an almost parasitic manner; it's almost like that ant fungus (though not as malevolent; it's not killing Americans)
In the process, we've turned a ~150 year old game into our version of the Roman Games; played in their own Colosseums, for the benefit of our republic. The game reflects many core principles of the American ethos; the game professionalized faster and more completely any other team sport to my knowledge, reflecting the spirit of industrialization and mercantilism 19th century American fostered. It was intensely paternalistic up into the late 60s/early 70s when the reserve clause came down, reflecting a shift in corporate attitude from mercantilism to free trade.
And yet its popular cultural image, as expressed by e.g. Field of Dreams, is one of farmboys playing in empty fields, suburban children playing in vacant lots, or new yorker children playing in the streets with sticks. We've tied our ethos of republicanism and inclusion to the game at a deep level. And, because our republicanism ultimately aligns itself with Roman and Enlightenment ideals, baseball paints itself as a pastoral game, a pre-industrial game, an _anglo_ pre-industrial game, blending Christian modesty with pagan imagination (think Paul Bunyan). Baseball's mythology is similarly rich-spun, bursting with demigods of heroism and thousand-year games played in unchanging fields. Baseball, with its slow pace and complex field markings, is almost performative witchcraft; incantations and rituals enacted on a green grass field. All of this pre-industrialism is a bold-faced lie; the earliest game that bears any meaningful resemblance to Baseball was the Knickerbocker rules in 1845, well into the industrial revolution. But it doesn't stop us from blending the two; is it so hard to imagine George Washington's soldiers at Valley Forge playing baseball?
>>83461302
Oh shit, what's this?
>>83461305
What?
>>83461302
>>83461156
>that ridiculously horrible shading on the abs
>or horribly misplaced dick
>>83461289
They don't have to be Jasper bara pic related is fine enough
>all the fucking Jasperfags in this thread
>>83461326
>>83461309 here
lots of good-looking articles and books mentioning the pastoralism and fiction of baseball here:
https://www.google.com/search?q=baseball+pastoralism
I'd also recommend Ken Burns' Baseball; it covers a lot of this in the first episode.
>>83461345
Nice titty.
>>83461350
>>83461309
>filename
I like you.
>>83461342
dayum
>>83461376
>>83461351
here's the Ken Burns docu on dailymotion:
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1i6e6d_baseball-first-inning-our-game-part-1-3_sport
>>83460611
Fuck that, what I want to know is, why does everything important happen on Homeworld specifically?
Isn't the Gempire supposed to occupy a huge number of planets in more than one galaxy? Wouldn't there be countless grunt Gems who have never been to the capital? Wouldn't it make more sense for Jasper and her ship to come from the nearest Gem-controlled planet?
Wouldn't the mantle of Homeworld itself have been sucked dry of any minerals required to run a kindergarten eons ago? They really make it sound like it's just Homeworld and Earth.
When is peridot going to build tech in the barn?
>>83461390
I'm pretty sure its just a copy of an Utena picture
>>83461397
>>83461397
>that gem in the middle
Is that fucking Batman?
>>83461389
2bh it's just the filename it had when I downloaded it.
>>83461409
No shit it's a copy. But it's a GOOD copy.
>>83461406
>they return to the barn
>it's technologically advanced funhouse with water cooling
yes pls
>>83461415
>>83459447
Now that's a bad end I can get behind
What's youse guy's height/weight headcanons for the gems?weight if they have the same mass as humans
>>83461442
>>83461345
p sure that's just a fatty wearing a gurdle
>>83461462
>>83461475
>>83460208
peridot likes Cheese Pizza confirmed
>>83460921
>>83461472
That's a damn good girdle
Remeber /sug/, the bigger the hair, the better
>>83461494
And that's all that exists of this shitty comic so far.
>>83461494
let me guess OC garbage the comic
also self insert
>>83461459
Pearl - 5'8" and 110 lbs
Amethyst - 5'0" and 170 lbs
Lapis - 5'5" and 115 lbs
Peridot - 4'10" and 85 lbs
best ship is everyone
>>83461352
SAME AS IT EVER WAS! SAME AS IT EVER WAS! SAME AS IT EVER WAS! SAME AS IT EVER WAS!
>>83459447
I prefer this evil steven design much more
>>83461516
For you
>>83461280
>>83461326
>>83461350
>>83461376
>>83461397
>>83461415
>>83461442
>>83461462
>>83461475
>>83461494
>>83461521
Please tell me this is some kind of satire.
>>83461516
UH
THICKER
>>83461532
tfw when pearl is my height, atleast i still have lapis
>>83461575
You know it isn't.
>>83459433
>he's dead
>he's hallucinating
Pick one you fucking retard. And you can't pick the first one because then there would be no show.
>>83461397
THAT'S FUCKING BATMAN
>>83461575
It's DBZ. But with SU characters.
>>83461309
>hit the character cap for a nigga
>don't get any discussion out of it, get a (You) only for the filename of some picture I grabbed off the internet
goddamn it feed me (You)s
>>83461532
At least i'm taller than Pearlby an inch
>>83461475
>Peridot must be covered in her vomit again.
>>83461594
The cosplayer on the right looks good.
>>83459447
Evil Gem Lord Steven is something I can get behind.
I like the idea of good characters turning bad in general.
>>83461516
>the cluster was just peridot's hair all along
>>83461537
Garnet's already made clear she's not looking for polygamy so I don't see that happening barring massive character development on her part.
Opal x Malachite could obviously happen
>>83461309
>>83461629
Neat analysis. I'm not a baseball nut, but it was neat.
>>83461194
>Adult Connie
>Clothing damage
>Striped underwears
This hits all my fetishes.
>>83461594
Is that skrillex on the left?
>>83461629
It's cool, thanks for the history lesson on Baseball. It's the only sport besides Boxing and Basketball that I enjoy watching.
>>83461604
>the dead can't hallucinate
That's racist
>>83461740
>basketball
>not hockey
>tfw I want to expand theorizing into one piece but /opg/ and /r/onepiece are so stupid it's unbelievable
>>83459433
god, I hate theories like this. they're so fucking lazy, have no evidence, no originality, and only make the story worse
People who consider those to be fan theories should not be included in a fandom
>>83461744
>That's racist
So, that's pretty racistist of you, anon.
>>83461720
Is it cringey cosplay time?
>>83461713
>having a striped underwear fetish for Connie
>instead of a wrappings fetish
I bet you don't even want to see Lapis in granny panties
>>83461762
Hockey only gets good when they fight.
>>83461235
wait did he hit puberty while he's in the coma and that's why marcaline and pb are dyke lovers? is he a cuck?
>>83461813
jfc
>>83461762
>t. Jacques-Pierre CanuckosaI am Canadian too, love me some Hockey
>>83461813
This is some homosuck shit.
>>83461799
Heck yeah I do.
Alright what the fuck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5gejJXypSM
>>83461459
Jasper - Nearly 9' tall and over 400Ibs
Garnet - 6'8"ish and a bit over 200Ibs
Pearl - A little under 6' and about 110Ibs
Lapis - 5'4" and 100-110Ibs
Amy - 5'0" and 150Ibs
Peri - 5'10" and 90IbsYellow Diamond - 25' and over a ton
>>83461851
>not wanting Lapis in a pair of these
Literally why
>>83461813
>Ted Cruz second to the right
>>83461813
>no bystander looking at how fucking stupid this shit is
It's just one step down from being pieceofshit-stuck
And that's frightening.
>>83461873
I'm guessing Peri's height is with her limb enhancers on?
>>83461883
sweet mother of mercy, more striped pantsu!
>>83461793
Is that a dude?
>>83461892
Who?
>>83461873
>25' and over a ton
>>83461863
goddammit homestuck admiral, why do you have to ruin every thread with this shit?
I dont like reminding myself that these humiliating specimins are probably less autistic than me
>>83461900
>>83461905
Shit, that was supposed to be 4'10"
>>83461918
He was a Republican presidential candidate in the US. People made a meme that he was the Zodiac Killer. He basically admitted it in a speech: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rz7ZiDViCxs
I want to lovingly stroke Pearl'snoseuntil she quivers and cums
You see Becky Sucrose walking down the street towards you alone, she looks care free and you can tell she's not busy
What do you do?
>>83461309
>>83461629
It was a good post anon and I enjoyed reading it. Is that what you want me to say?
>>83461972
Sneezes aren't orgasms anon.
>>83461984
Fight her
>>83461969
Oh you're talking about the Zodiac Killer, gotcha.
>>83461984
Bring Timothy McVeigh's dream to life
>>83461972
Me to anon :^)
>>83461848
jokes on you, anon
I'm fromBoston
>>83461994y-yes
>>83461972
>she will never squawk at you
>>83461900
>>83461849
Why is everyone comparing the homestuck fandom to SU?
>>83462064
She will when Ifertilize her eggs
>>83459340
Wouldn't her baseball name be Peter?
Or Barry?
>>83461629
I had uni flashbacks, if that's what you wanted to do to me.
>>83462066
because hsg has infiltrated the fuck out of /sug/ and people hate being reminded those retards are herealso homestuck is for faggots
>>83462059
Do you not know who that is?
>>83462027
Good taste in sports, my yank friend.
>>83462066
I'm pretty sure at least 1/3 of /sug/ posters are former HSG members.
>>83462066
Look at the fucking picture.
Then look at this.
Is there any fucking difference?
In both cases it's ugly women dressing up in body paint to fish for compliments, disguised as "cosplay"
>>83462066
Homestuck's kind of the modern standard for bad fandoms, like Sonic and Invader Zim before it.
>>83462093
paulette
>>83462008
>you lovingly stroke her nose
>delicately up and down
>she sneezes
>she doesn't know jack shit about anatomy
>she thinks she orgasmed
>she thinks she's in love with you now
>Garnet is fighting some crime with her inflatable pants! It's been a while since I used to do inflatable stuff, but What the heck?
>>83461984
Observe the cute jewish boy from afar
>>83461984
Attack
Magic
>Item
-Herbx8
-Potionx99
>Jamx2
-Master Ballx1
-Phoenix Downx39
Flee
Fan asked "Won't you share this jam with me?"
>>83462121
You can find cringy cosplay in literally everything.
>>83462168
Ok, which poor kid's deviantart did you pull this from?
>>83462128
But everyone but Sapphire had a dude name.
>>83462188
Just imagine how far she could toss her, with that frame Pearl has to be pretty aerodynamic.
>>83462121
Curse those women
...and the men...
but mostly the women!
>>83462225
>kid
Actual picture of the artist.
hows my sardonyx /sug/
>>83462273
I wouldn't really call homestuck numales "men", but eh.
>>83462288
Holy fuck he looks just like this gay church nigger that I met at work
>>83462297
Just like the Clustershe's a little lackluster
>>83462288
lmao this nigga looks like a humanities teacher.
>>83462288
So what is it?
Autism?
Mental retardation?
>>83462266
How many dudes do you know name Amy?
>>83462303
You're posting in the general for the most feminist canonically queer trans-friendly cartoon on television, I don't think you're on the high ground
what a gay weekend
>>83462398
I like that kid
is anybody willing to draw christian lapis?or any other gems as Christians
>>83462349
Good point.
But I know one dude named Ashley,
Post theories.
>>83462398
Holy shit did they literally fatten up their jewish kid to make him look more like steven?
Also holy fuck look at her ankles, the diabetes has overtaken us.
>>83459549
At least you arent me
Each time it comes back I love the show more and more, and each Hiatus is worse than the last
>>83462431
Anon is a massive faggot.
>>83462431
Pearl was programmed to be completely loyal to Rose from the beginning. Her only interest in the rebellion comes from her pre-programmed devotion to Rose.
Pearl will find out about this and have a crisis of faith.
>>83462212
>Shin Chan crossover
>>83462395
BELIEVE IN STEVEN
>>83462484
>>83462485
great work anons
>>83459973
Shush, post more Pearl petting
>>83462485
>>83462485
hive mind
>>83462468
>THAT FUCKING JASPER
"Anon, why do you have pictures of this kid in the same folder as your color rock show porn?"
>>83462485
I love fat kids
>>83462472But then she realizes she is no longer working for rose, but for Steven, because she genuinely cares for him.
>>83459601
She gay, son
>>83462468
I don't care how autistic she'd be. I'd seriously fuck that Jasper
>>83462550
don't get her too excited, she'll pee on the carpet again.
>>83459671
I go kick his ass, but my car only has a quarter tank of gas.
This is why I only cosplay as things so obscure no one would feel the need to take my picture and shame me on the internet
>>83462577
that is the worst HellBoy I've ever seen.
>>83462577
Ruby really let herself go
remember
>>83462577
>those sapphire teeth
>That rubelly
damn son, how and why?
>>83462632
filth
>>83459671
oh shit, its jared
wonder how that guys doing
>>83462632
This is a reaction face goldmine
Sometimes you just want a girl with a weird face
>>83462577
Heres your fucking (You), it was well deserved JESUS
>>83462632
my sides are in orbit
>>83462632
Brb killing myself
>>83462612
>cosplaying in general
Just cut the foam into a noose and hang yourself
>>83462636
not going to lie, Peridot looks good in that jacket
>>83462422
whipped up this unholy abomination with my mouse in mspaint
>>83462664
its so bad
So beautifully bad
>>83462689
>filename
wait, what is the context of that frame? Did they actually leave that hand there or is it an animation smear?
>>83462689
when did Peridot learn E. Honda's hundred hand slap?
>>83462689
>filename
That was intentional and a legitimate and widespread animation technique.
>Page 1
>442 posts
>229 images
Congrats.
>>83462730
smear, she was flailing her arms.
>>83462740
you can count, good for you
>>83462693
more like, "Property of Burger King".
What's up with all these cosplayers?
Post SU smears
>>83462760
Don't be shitty
>>83462740
what, thats nothing new
what gets people surpised these days if we hit pg 10 without reaching 250p
Post more meme cosplays
>>83462740
>Being this butthurt
Stay mad.
>>83462689
that's a smear frame you pleb
>>83462772
>lanklet Jasper
WHY
>>83462691
Fuck the jacket ,those boots thou !!
>>83462691
There really aren't enough pics of Peri wearing people clothes
>>83462774
WE NEED TO GO DEEPER
>>83462804
>Steven is actually Moon Man
lmao based Rebecca "a bad day for anyone gay" Sugar
ugh, I'd rather see the same waifu fanart than this shitty cosplay and cringe art
>>83462340
pearl is so fucking cute when she's happy
>>83462772
i hope this isn't their fusion dance.
>>83462851
She sure is
>>83462881
EVEN DEEPER
V
E
N
D
E
E
P
E
R
how can people who like lion around get banned for 'spam', but then those that dump images for no reason and nothing added to the post are considered fine?
are we done yet.
is the image dump finally over yet
>>83462915
Because you fap.
>>83462826
tru, but I try to keep a eye out
>>83462686
would
inb4 some faggot deletes their images to spam more cringe
>>83462935
Yes.
pretty good episode
Oh thank god, image limit
>>83462919
CAN WE GO FURTHER BEYOND!?
Time to spam posts so the thread can die.
Which gem do you think would actually date a human?
>>83462979
not in this thread.
>>83462919
MAN THE HELMS
DIVE
DIVE
In the end you know how ugly you are
>>83462979
IMAGE LIMIT REACHED BUT HERE: https://i.gyazo.com/c3585164c8a3a4798fa1bd81a917ef3d.png
https://twitter.com/howhowhoward
Is this guy a new storyboard artist? I remember when they were looking for storyboarders and had a contest a while back.
>>83462991
Amy, maaaybe Lapis
dear god we burned through that image limit face
this is a pretty high level of shit posting
>>83462991
pearl would date mayor dewey
>>83463024
i'm pretty sure they scrapped that idea when they got bombarded with applications/spam within the hour.
This guy was a character designer on the show, so they just bumped him up to storyboarder.
>>83462991
Amethyst is on top chart, possibly actually having a human friend through the ages
Second best is Steven(?) maybe. dont know if it counds since hes half heman
Third is Peridot, when she sees a camp pining hearts cosplayer(fan)
>>83462991
Amethyst, wouldn't be shocked if it had already happened
it probably didn't work out well though
OH I GET IT, YOU'LL CHANGE THE CHANNEL
Peridot?
Perinot?
>>83462991
Watermelon Tourmaline
>>83463078
it turns out Watermelon Tourmaline is actually the fusion of Pearl and Lapis
I will explain to you why, when you explain to me how Jasper and Lapis made Malachite
>>83462991
Pearl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kijpcUv-b8M
>>83460179
It's been festering in the deep dark recesses of the void.
>>83461352
This meme just went
TOO
DEEP
>>83463112
Jasper was really fucking thirsty and Lapis obliged to quench her thirst
Boom: Malachite was born
>>83463064
Good for him.
>>83463016
It is perfect.
What cannon ship would cause you to drop the show /sug/?Lapis and Lars
http://digismooch.tumblr.com/image/145386020684
casually posts this here
In a previous thread I mentioned being disappointed that the gem's humanoid forms aren't just something they started using after living among humans, and is instead their natural, default forms.
But now after thinking about it, I guess that's not nearly as bad as English being the language of the universe.
>>83463250
I more meant
Why do a Blue gem and an Orange gem make a Teal gem?
>>83463298
Anyone and Lars really
Even Sadie, as fucking Yandere as she is, deserves much better
>>83463298
Any of the cool kids dating anyone out of the cool kids squad
Sapphire/Ruby dating anyone
any dating that permanently prevents Opal ever again
Lars/Sadie, cause come the fuck on we're past this shit
>>83463312
>you will never have your vagina fisted with those meaty fingers.
Fuck I think this general is starting to make me gay.
>>83463344
I guess because green looks prettier than brown
Lapis' water theme probably caused it
>>83463298
Steven dating Mayor Dewey
>>83463312
i feel like this'd be better in /trash/
looks great, though
>>83463332
>English being the language of the universe
I'm not sure, but a species capable of setting their own mass so they don't feel lighter or heavier in any planetoid can be perfectly capable of setting an universal translator. Plus, you can see their native language is way different written.
>>83463298
Another gem x gem pairing
>>83463298
well, Lapis does make a fine beach babe
I think I'd be pretty mad if Sadie and Lars actually get together, because it'd probably be done after a lot of emotional manipulation and angry tears.
>>83463298
total crack ships aside
I would probably hate it if PearlxAmethyst became canon
>>83462395
Peace will only delay the inevitable purge at this point
>>83463543
It won't, why is everyone so obsessed with shipping here?
>>83463473
I don't normally pop by there but I'll drop it there as well
>>83463578
>who put you on the planet ugh
>>83463332
I think that's just a conscious choice made by the writers to simplify things, like how all the gems are androgynous but also have female VAs.
>>83463553
Nah, we'd spread ourselves to other planets before doing a purge because.
So if Steven Floats turns out not to be next week, how long can we expect to remain on /co/?
>>83463477
>Plus, you can see their native language is way different written.
Incongruity of writing or sound does not separation of language make.
Languages are designated by their structure and as long as that is identical, it's the same language.
That's how Chinese has 700 god damn dialects that can sound so differently to the point that they would be unrecognizable, but 1 writing system they can all use interchangeably or how Japanese has 1 language that is uniform as fuck and 4 fucking writing systems.
>>83463543
hell yeah, left brain right brain is my favorite wanna be canon ship
>>83463605
The autistic mods will still have to deal with our equal amounts of autism until further notice.
>>83463578
shipping is fun
If you don't get that, I'm not even sure why you're here right now, I mean we have no clue when episodes are returning and the way the show left off doesn't leave much room for plot based discussion, so there is a lot of shipping going on
>>83463620
You completely misunderstood the point, my good man.
Unless you learn gem language, you'll hear them speaking english always, that's my theory.
>>83463603
That won't happen for another 3 centuries. The great divide is coming, anon. Be ready
>>83463605
until thursday 6/7 EST, they usually stop by to announce the end of /sug/ for the hiatus
That is, unless we get a definitive date for new episodes soon.
oh nice, some guy got banned
>>83463661
I'd hate to have to manage people like you
>>83463670
Eh, fair enough I guess.
>>83463639
ugh, you can't be serious, they are pretty much sisters
Amethyst is way cuter with both Lapis and Peridot, and Pearl is probably never gonna get over Rose anyway
>>83459973
wonder if i got aids
>>83463719
Y-you too...
>>83463670
I just want character A to do cute things with character B
that is bout it, is it even possible these days to ship a couple with it being 100% non lewd?
>>83463719
The easiest thing is to just leave the thread alone.
>>83459973
Mourn pretty hard for a year or two then go looking for a new one. ie what every grandparent does eventually.
>>83463776
sure, just ship them as best friends.
>>83463732
bitch please, 1000 yrs compared to a year doesnt match up in my book
Lapis and Peridot can cram it
This shows remind me so much that I want to be a girl.
God, I'm high as fuck.
>>83463853
i try but I get shit for half my ships
oh well
>>83463871
W-what?
Anon, that's weird, stop being weird
>>83463871
It's okay, I do too man. Love you, no homo.
>>83463686
Even when the character's are secretly listening into a conversation between two homeworld gems who would have no reason to be translating it for others?
>>83463877
stop caring what other people think unless they're drawfags or writefags you're looking to get content from. This is not hard.
>>83463688
>The great divide
go back to your submarine, Child of Atom.
>>83463871
It made me realize how god-tier muscular women are
>>83463871
I know that feel. Skirts feel so freeing.
I wouldn't want it to be permanent though.
>>83463871
Why do you want to be a girl?Besides the fact that you can rub your boobs all day
>>83463854
they have known each other for like 4000 years
If something was gonna happen, it would have happened already
Peridot and Lapis being new makes things between them the most likely choices, since the other Crystal Gems don't have thousands of years of history with them yet
>>83463871
That would be nice, yeah.
>tfw crew ship Rupphire, Stevonnie, GregRose, PearlRose, Larsadie, pearlnet, fucking gregopal, lapidot, pearlmethyst, and jaspis++ openly
>amedot met with radio silence
Something's up.
>>83463871
come downstairs we need to talk
>>83463950
>You will never be a well endowed girl with a huge dick
>You will never titfuck yourself
>>83463980
There was Too Far. Yeah but besides that, nothing.
what were the gems doing during the roman empire days ?
>>83463959
have they fused yet?
naw, and rose has been gone for 14 yrs, so Pearl can slowly look upon open eyes, yall need to rewatch the ending of key stone motel, thats strait up bonding moment
>>83464031
there was also some stuff in Log Date
>>83464031
I'm talking outside the show
>>83462632
well the "not even trying" amethyst is cute
>>83464041
you mean Amethyst wishing that she had gone to Keystone instead of sitting around listening to Pearl's shit all night?
>>83463980
Its all just a ruse
The crew is trying to hide the secret true end game from us
Lapis/Peridot/Amethyst Polyship
>>83463905
Pretty much. Remember how Amethyst is not really capable to control how she sets her mass despite doing so in the moon?
>>83463980
What aboutPearl and Lapis?
>>83464039
Same shit they've been doing since Steven was born and ruined everything. Relaxed around their cave of cosmic wonders, rebuilt the fence as needed to keep humans out, teased fusion-starved Pearl for a giggle every once in a while, took the portal to locations around the world such as Rome whenever and only when Crystal Gem duties like an active weapon left over from the war or a loose corrupted gem called for their involvement, all that stuff.
>>83464041
this, pearl and amethyst are your classic opposites attract ship
>>83464039
fucking all the soldiers, i'unno.
their temple base is situated in NA, but I don't know if they've stayed there all this time, or if they traveled the world a bit.
>>83463980
because no one gives a shit about them, move on
>>83463980
>amedot met with radio silence
Maybe they don't care about it?
>>83464162
I mean they are kinda like the Odd Couple
But you do realize the Odd Couple weren't actually a gay couple right? They were just roommates and friends
>>83464195
Of course not, that means that ship is confirmed canon.
Just like it's canon every other Steven x Gem over there, according to this logic
>>83463944
I think I would love it to be permanent.
>>83463950
Idk, I have always felt this way, even when I was a kid. In fact I used to fantasize a lot about being a girl. I remember that when I was like 11 CN emitted sakura card captor and I just hated it because how jelly I was of sakura. She had the chance to be this amazing magical girl who saves the world meanwhile I'm stuck being a yucky, stupid and boring boy. Being a girl looked way more fun than all those retarded shows for boys.
God, I might be a tranny. Is just that I don't feel it would be worth it going down that path because people will just see me as some sort of abomination (I don't look like a girl at all. Genetics fucked me up).
That makes me very miserable. In fact it makes me feel like my life is worthless living because I'm stuck in the worst scenario for fulfillment. I just have to conform to being below the average happy, at most.
Oh god, I'm truly might be a tranny. What do you think anon?
>>83463966
Mom, is that you? Please, don't hit me for being a faggot ;_;
>>83463980
maybe that's an indication that they never really intended for that ship to fly and amedot shippers are just insane?
>>83464289
which is why they made the most blatant shipping episode ever?
Too Far laid the shipping on way thicker than anything like Barn Mates or Giant Woman ever did
>>83464252
>Steven X gem
Steven is a kid so that was never on the table, and there have been pics of Steven with all of the gems before anyway
Amedot has been a top3 noncanon ship since Too Far
>>83464289
>practically mirror the moment Steven saves Connie in Bubble Buddies, down to the amount of seconds atop one another
>air The Answer right after in which the other canon couple saves the other with a push
>not a shiptease
>>83464254
I don't say this often but you were clearly meant to be trans. Have fun with that.
>>83462632
MY MCNUGGIES
>>83464371
tho I dont like amedot all that much
they do have allot of pics I adore
http://amethirstyperidrunk.tumblr.com/image/145194700402
>>83464492
Muhammad Ali died
>>83461867
Top-tier Jamie cosplayer
I think Rose Quartz will probably come back once Steven dies naturally of old age, assuming he'll have the normal lifespan of a human.
>>83464373
This isn't funny anon. I'm ugly as shit, I just can't be a tranny.
>>83464254
Don't worry I'm not your mom.
And I was saying that that would be a nice thing. I wouldn't call myself trans or anything, and I'm fine enough as I am, but I do think it would be nice to be a girl and that I would be happier if I was one, mostly for stuff like >>83463950 though, no deeper societal or emotional or at all meaningful reasons.
I've felt that way for a very long time now, though, all this show did was make me want to be a rock, too.
>>83464162
That may not happen though because of this >>83463959, though. Surely we would see something between the two if they've really been together that long.
As a counterpoint, though, we should remember that 1. We still know very little about Gems, their perception of time is almost entirely a mystery and certaintly different from our own, and their emotional patterns, apart from being unnecessary and full of crying and singing, also leave us with many questions. 2. there is the fact that a lot is changing in a short amount of time; for thousands of years Pearl has had Rose to pine over, now she is gone and there is a ton of other shit going down that changes their situation and relationship. Remember On the Road when Amethyst's feelings about her creation were revealed, not only to us but to Pearl, who had known her for millennia. Their relationship grew a little closer that episode.
Currently, things may not look good for that ship, but things are changing.
>>83464720
Then muscle up and become a drag queen. They're supposed to be ugly.
![[PERI RAGE].gif](https://i.imgur.com/lB8Jp2g.gif "[PERI RAGE]")
![[Stare or rage].gif](https://i.imgur.com/SGsBZvk.gif "[Stare or rage]")
![[Scared].png](https://i.imgur.com/qGv2W3d.png "[Scared]")
