Hot Tea Edition;_;
Previous: >>83423825
>Summer of Steven coming “soon,” originally announced as June to August
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/03/30/steven-universe-uncle-grandpa-renewed-season-5-cartoon-network
https://youtu.be/NHqjV2xVKoA
https://youtu.be/KNrztTcRh9o
>Zap2it says no new episodes between now and June 16
http://tvlistings.zap2it.com/tvlistings/ZCSGrid.do?stnNum=12131
>misseps leak thread
https://kat.cr/community/show/cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>International airing schedule
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10rES5UnAbQ0LOmBDYZ7nsDeFDySn90FvFjrxRpNBkX0
>New episode megas
S03E05 Hit the Diamond: https://mega.nz/#F!FgQDwbYI!2Pl0trcDopJvRUTdcRH2Rg
S03E06 Steven Floats: https://mega.nz/#F!ghAAhYLY!gD739WI7J7800se3GDz9IQ
>Episode downloads for Seasons 1 to 3, plus comics and shorts
720p: https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
1080p: https://mega.nz/#F!a9ojCZCT!SLfX7l7inSHdvd7hrf5LLA
>Soundtrack downloads
Show: https://mega.nz/#F!B08nQa7J!6fgyt03NAU0AdSlD0wf_Qw
Attack the Light: https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>Listen to the soundtrack
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>/sug/ writebin
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>/sug/ flockdraw
http://skycow.us/r/su
>>83428663
>Hot Tea
He didn't die for this
First for drawing makes me want to die
Here we go.
Reminder that this will be the new C by the end of the season.
>inb4 Ruby and Sapphire
It's happening whether you like it or not.
>None of the gems wear hijabs
Fucking sluts
well time to slowly suffer in the endless hiatus
in the mean time, how does everyone feel about Polyshipping?
There aren't any new episodes listed on the 9th or 18th for zap2it, and CN hasn't made any official announcements yet.
If we don't get anything in a few days, I think it's fair to say that we're on at least a couple weeks' hiatus again boys.
>>83428743
>18th.
16th, you know what I meant.
Love you guys
Goodnight /sug/. Posting this before I go.
>>83428743
W-wait a minute..
Why is that 9th listing gone?
Are they trying to cover it up?
>>83428663
jasper is dead
>>83428663
hiatus time again;-;
>>83427513
>>83427539
>>83427703
i may try the upside down thingy
Zuke has been both very horny for lapis and suffering in general all day
>knows what flirting is
>gems have no concept of human relationships and romance
>yfw Lapis was involved with a human at one point
Why Bob is so perfect?
>>83428811
No, it was never true, just zap2it placeholders being misinterpreted as actual new episodes. Happens every month
>su is now on adult swim and is 20 minutes long
what happens ?
>>83428734
Garnet had one in one of her early designs, which according to Steven The Swordfighter seem to be canon. Presumably that version of Sapphire had it as well
>>83428667
As in she takes up residence on Steven's shoulders
>>83428846
because the artist went off model
>>83428847
The only difference though anon was that it literally had the "NEW" marker on it too, which made it believable.
>>83428828
That is a beautiful ass. Thank you.
>>83428846
>>83428848
>>83428849
Amethyst tells Pearl to go fuck herself with a rake.
>>83428849
It gets cut for Fox reruns after 3 weeks.
>>83428846
Because she makes my willy feel good, best human
>>83428831
I keep telling you, she need some positive reinforcement.
>>83428831
>not sourcing a tweet
https://twitter.com/laurenzuke/status/738549533769007105
>>83428877
on-model is superior
bob is perfection
Lady of the ocean
Causing a commotion
Surely isn't safe to bottle up these bad emotions
What's with the hiatus talk. Steven floats hasn't aired yet
>>83428840
I mean
Gems just couldve flirted on Homeworld too
Ruby and Sapphire were basically Honeworld gems while still on earth before they met Rose, and they were still flirting even then. Nothing so far has said that romance was forbidden between gems at all.
>>83428849
Amethyst transforms into a rake and fucks Pearl
What if pic related?
>>83428730
>No friend of justice monster or a new kind of Gem not yet seen like a Topaz, Rhodenite, or Jade
Lame
>>83428840
Or she had a relationship with a soldier quartz. Cause she existed before humans did before getting stuck in the mirror.
THE POSTER BELOW IS LAUREN ZUKE
DON'T TOLERATE HER LESBIANISM
![chocolateref[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xJc9btv.jpg "chocolateref[1].jpg")
Posting Commander Rubis
So I marathoned this show, hooked, and now feeling withdrawal
WE
>>83428849
jasper dies
>>83428849
Amethyst and Pearl fuck in front of a rake
>>83428947
I'm sorry, but I'm going to fully tolerate that lesbianism
>>83428950
unf
>>83428947
>not tolerating lesbianism
This might not be the show for you friend.
>>83428919
her name is in the picture, if anybody cares they can just go to her twitter
>>83428910
Indeed she does.
>>83428846
holy fuck
>>83428955
'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT
>>83428849
pearl finally says fuck
>>83428955
Arby's confirmed for gayest restaurant
fight to the death between them and Chick fil A when?
>>83428794
I'm also a big fan of cold and menacing villains in the style of Ragyo, but the Diamonds essentially being three Friezas split up is also fine with me.
Seeing them be incredibly petty and childish enhances the spooky factor of them, I think. How the fuck did these assholes make all this advanced shit even though they get triggered if a gem looks at them funny? They're childish, but they obviously aren't incompetent. They could use their power to squash any planet in an instant if a spec of dirt from it flew onto Homeworld. Shit's spooky to me.
>>83428924
It isn't, How you feeling man?
>>83428831
zuke, we love you, you deranged dwarf, please don't be sad
>>83428983
I know. It's just that the crew deletes tweets all the time and it's hard to find it on the Wayback Machine or elsewhere without a URL. Plus it's way too easy to fake a tweet.
>>83428840
>gems have no concept of human relationships and romance
the only thing we know is that different castes of gems fusing is scandalous
I bet she got hit on all the time before she got put in the mirror
>>83428849
>It only gets 8 episodes a season
>Seasons take 1.5 years to completeat least it will cool being done by titmouse
>>83428831
same
>>83428831
>retards in the comments section telling her "but 3 yards is 9 feet"
Don't choose now to destroy her faith in humanity people.
>>83428920
>right thumb
i thought i was the only one who does that
>>83425489
Maybe I'll the background some other time
Hopefully once SU is over, Becky makes a Pug Davis cartoon on adult swim
>your favourite stand up comedian voice acts in SU
what happens ?
>>83428924
Allow yourself an explosion
A emotional atom bomb
I'm for certain that I'm no illusion
I'm still here, free of any tombI love you. I'm sorry to everyone that I've not been around today or much of yesterday. My city is currently getting bombarded with thunderstorm after thunderstorm, and it's made things perilous. I'm safe and sound, just spooked.
>>83428928
No announced air date.
This is technically a micro hiatus
>>83428840
It's a big fucking Galaxy. Gems didnt learned everything weird from humans. Plus with the large turnout of Crystal Gems during the war it makes sense that gems have a number of romantic weirdos living in HW or a colony. Ruby and Sapphire only been together for a day in the answer and quickly had romantic feelings for each other with no human interaction.
>>83429157
it'd be perfect desu
Anime fan Jasper when?
Jasper will come back, but she'll have amnesia
>>83429135
This only gets better
>>83428849
It becomes shit because the premise and tone would not work with an adult show
>>83429224
fuck no
>>83429168
>whats the deal with interplanetary travel food
>>83429224
That's too weak. Weak. Weak. Weak.
>>83428943
> >5,700 years ago
> no humans
>>83429224
>gem amnesia
no way that's gonna be a thing, Sugar just isn't that bad of a writer
>>83429157
That would be great
>>83429122
should we post some lapis in her twitter so she feels better?
>>83429217
Undertale fag pls
>>83429175
Why does cartoon network hate shows I like
>>83428849
Fuck that. Where's my Pug Davis [as] series?
>>83428955
>Arby's like SU
Still won't eat there
>>83428950
>>83428947
I can't do it, I can't not tolerate that, it's too perfect
>>83429267
doesn't exist, gems don't need to eat
>>83428846
Is "sucks" a badder word than I think in some places? I remember comments like this in /sug/ the first time hit the diamond aired
To me it's at the same level as "darn"
>>83429290
Um......what?
>>83429168
Saul Goodman to represent the CG?
>>83429276
She wrote herself into a corner having garnet be able to see the future all the time
>>83429224
>people want Jasper to have amnesia
This. This is SICK!
>>83429321
Sucks WHAT?
Post fan animations.
>>83429321
It literally means sucks on penis dick.
>>83429224
She'll get a broken gem and wash up on the shores of Nippon. There she'll learn about human honor and tradition and gain a respect for the species. Afterward she'll leave the country and wander the land as the Orange Ronin
I just came here to ask if gems have vaginas.
Tell me what you know I want to hear.
>>83429273
>she existed before humans did before getting stuck in the mirror
Try reading that again. They said she predates humans, not that she was stuck in the mirror before humans.
>>83429168
i'd love to hear him go on a tangent about homeworld politics
>>83429122
https://twitter.com/laurenzuke/status/738553634040881152
>>83429321
I'm pretty sure every Cartoon Network show gets one chance to say "suck" in its entire lifespan.
I've heard it like only once in both Adventure Time and Cartoon Network.
>nobody does momswap content anymore
>no good momswap or jaspdemption fics
END MY FUCKING LIFE REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>83429321
Pretty sure Lars has said sucks before, I don't see the big deal
>>83429321
It's uncommon to hear """harsher""" words like that in a cartoon, especially in SU where everything is usually light and faggy.Now that I think about it Lapis's pessimism stands out so much in this show and I like that.
>>83428849
Amethysts angrily tells pearl to take the stick out of her ass, pearl quickly covers Steven's hears but not quick enough for him no to hear amethyst
>>83429361
>>83429294
Because you touch yourself at night, anon.
>>83429321
People today automatically assume when something sucks it means it sucks dick or shit.
>>83429294
Because they hate all their shows that aren't TTG.
Don't worry, at the current rate, Adult Swim will start at 2 pm by 2019 and CN won't even have any new shows to ruin.
>>83429321
I almost got in trouble in 6th grade for saying sucks. Adults don't like kids using sucks it seems.
So I started says this slucks and this smuckers and ended up in trouble anyway.
>>83428846
jesus
>>83429171
>perilous
don't you meanpearlilousorperilous?
>>83429399
>being this passive aggressive
love you zuke
>>83429175
>micro hiatus
don't get your hopes up, this hiatus will last at least 2 months
>>83429399
If HTD eclipses Barn Mates in ratings she may an hero
>>83429361
>>83429393
he should voice white diamond.
>>83429361
>>83429418
peeps need to chill on the anime/avatar inspirations
>>83429403
I KNOW it's been done, it has to have been, but I've been really wanting to write a one-off story where the Homeworld Gems raised Connie and the CGs still raise Steven.
All six of them are literally just really awkward in-laws as Steven and Connie develop a close relationship.Jasper redemption sounds fun, too.
>>83429135
Thank you anon, did a great job color! love your style!finger off the trigger please
>>83429399
Something tells me that's not a sincere thanks
PREVIOUS ON THE GAY BARN........
>tfw Garnet will never hold you in her arms
>you will never see her trying to cheer you up by making silly faces
y liv
>>83429381
They have human constructs...do math
>>83429399
Welp, I know that feel, Zuke, but you shouldn't lash out at your retarded fans.
You should leave that to your less retarded fans.
>>83429361
>>83429399
to be Zuke is suffering
>>83429224
just like my telenovelas
>>83429492
>I can't believe you got me pregnant!
>>83429426
I got in trobule once in 4th grade for telling a kid i wanted to kill him. I was kidding though, i had a weird sense of humor, and he kept going IM TELLING
>>83429492
[Peridot screams]
>>83429492
AMETHYST GROWS A PECULIAR APPENDAGE
>>83429453
>this hiatus will last at least 2 months
Like I said, a micro hiatus
;_;
>>83429511
I miss tag.
>>83429314
Gems can eat though
>>83429552
why is being a fan of this show such suffering?
>>83429168
>He plays a constantly stressed and exasperated US government official sent to investigate the gems and make sure that Beach City isn't destroyed.
>He's so stressed because of the CGs constantly destroying parts of Beach City
>>83429533
>assuming the pining hearts dude was a Peridot stand in
>when his handkerchief is full on Jasper
So as a guy who is waiting till next week to watch Steven Floats, and has only now seen Hit the Diamond, I have to say that the episode had a bad set up but an interesting premise. What happens when Garnet's relationship gets TOO affectionate. SU has always tackled the pains that come with misplaced and over reliant relationships (Greg with Rose, Pearl will Rose, hell every crystal gem really), and it's very refreshing when this is applied to SU's most hyped up "perfect" relationship, being Ruby and Sapphire. I was hoping we'd get a moment with Garnet realizing this, through a bit of help with Steven, but honestly this 11 minute format can't really help that.
7/10 episode, will see again on a series rewatch
>>83429492
stuff comes out of Amethyst
>>83429471
Why chill it?s'cool
>>83429451
More snarky than passive aggressive.
>>83429533
PUT ON THE CAMP UNIFORM LAPIS!!!! DONT FLY AWAY FROM ME!!!
>>83429485
Have some TD anon
>>83428849
The rick and morty crossover can finally happen.
>>83429616
Steven Floats isn't next week. That one was an actual leak.
>>83429616
>assuming Steven Floats comes out next week
Good luck with that
>>83428663
Sardonyx is bae
prove me wrong
>>83429492
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ev-2QLDumSU
>>83429645
>actual leak
>official release
/sug/ needs to learn what leak means
>>83429680
you are wrong
>>83429654
>>83429645
Oh. Well I guess I'll see it tomorrow or something
>>83429610
>his handkerchief was full on Jasper
What do you mean?
I will take the opportunity to point out, though, that the text Zuke made here "LOG DATE" plus all the hearts and stuff are Jasper's colors
>>83429616
The episode actually set up a more entertaining premise. What if the higher ups on homeworld don't give a shit about earth? Like the only reason anyone even remembered it existed is because Peridot hit a speed bump while doing warp maintenance and wouldn't shut up about it? Like all this time the CGs have been living in fear of an attack from homeworld yet nobody thought it was worth bothering.
>>83429699
my dick leaks when peridot is on screen
>>83429168
>Dave Chappelle on SU
Steven and the gem have to play Prince in a game of basket ball
>>83429720
you should seek medical help
>>83429699
While an official release in France, it has an unknown release date in the US, technically making it a leak.
>>83429361
i love how fucking gay is garnet
>>83429680
They couldn't get Janelle Monae so they hired a knock off
>>83429713
And her necklace looks like a...purple heart
My theory is Zuke is a hardcore multi-shipper
>The TV industry decides to make "3 15 minute episodes in an hour" a standard and SU is chosen as one of the shows to follow that format
what happens?
>>83429629
my favorite gem!
>>83429680
not with that artstyle she is
>>83429475
If it's been done, than it sure as shit isn't on FFnet or AOOO. Both those sites lack momswap or jaspdemption, so there's no way they'd have something that specific.
I really just want to do one myself but I'm so shitty and apathetic about the actual planning of a story- like how're you supposed to make redemption engaging and not solved in about two seconds.
I wonder if any of the crew still visit those threads.
>>83428840
What if she could see everything Greg and Rose did from inside Pearl's head?
>>83429728
Hey Garnet, what did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP! HAHAHAHAHA Hey Pearl, I give those titties a four thumbs down!
http://rebeccasugar.tumblr.com/post/145334824303/concept-drawings-for-hit-the-diamond-from-march
Somebody needs to draw the rubies in the Ginyu force pose.
>>83429680
no fucked teeth no buy
>>83429753
it was an official release by CN France
it was in no way shape or form a leak
understand the difference, leaks happen by accident, France airing the episodes earlier was a choice that CN made
>>83429576
Yeah, I have a folder dedicated to her SU stuff.
How do you cope with the fact that you will never meet anybody as perfect as her?
>>83429806
I WANNA FUCK BOB
where is the episode for today
>>83429768
a good knockoff tho
>>83429728
>Rick James tries to pull that Unity shit on Pearl
>Cracks her gem
>>83429818
Are you really obsessed enough to point out what is and is not a leak?
>>83428840
>gems have no concept of human relationships and romance
Why do you assume that flirting and romance are purely human concepts?
>>83429859
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4bylxm
>>83429823
I'd jam that cone over her bird nose for that bullshit
>nuby was literally made yesterday
awww
>>83429892
FUCK YO COUCH STEVEN!
I know I'm over a year late but an anon talked about this the other day so I bought it. Plus it was on sale.
Super fun and simple but really easy. Got mad when I hit the level cap because I was trying to specialize everyone. Anyway.
Thoughts? Likes/dislikes? Hopes for the sequel?
>>83429806
>Ame: "dat ass..."
>>83429826
i mean if you're into saltshakers sure
>>83429784
/k/ plsstayThe fact that the butt of the rifle is resting on her bicep still bothers me
>>83429910
that's the baseball episode. that's been out for ages.
>>83429895
Are you really obsessed enough to respond twice backing up an incorrect assertion of what is and is not a leak?
Better to be obsessed and right than obsessed and retarded.
>>83429924
>Steven named them
>Scars
I guess Punished Ruby really was a war vet. Also Newby being a newborn is cute.
>>83429939
Lapethyst comfirmed
>>83429797
Same. I have shit pacing. I can't handle "slow burn" stuff, but that's the problem; redemption HAS to have the slow burn. And I was never able to think of a viable way for Peridot OR Jasper to be forced into turning/working with the CGs. Peridot's arc has made excellent sense so far, and Lapis is easy because she already likes Steven (which is really the only requisite to getting redeemed), but how the fuck do you make JASPER, tough as all hell and wants to beat the shit out of Steven, redeemed?
Even now, we're expressing doubts as to whether or not it'll happen to her in the show. Shit's hard to gauge, man.I think I am gonna write that momswap thing, though. It would mostly be comedy focused, but maybe it could be really good and actually serious at some points...
>>83429806
Ha! Not much of a size difference between Pearl and Lapis.
>>83429892
I'd watch a True Hollywood Story style episode of SU. Who'd be telling it?
>>83429771
>11 minutes gives us more episodes, thus more plots and themes to explore
Which means jack shit if you botch a good chunk of them from putting in a sudden ending.
>>83429932
My hopes for a sequel raised only for the chance Sapphire and Ruby would be in it, as unlikely at it is.
>>83429976
>Newby isn't short for New Ruby,
>It's short for newborn.
>>83429806
Amethyst is checking out Lapis damn.
>>83429932
Fuck it, post stats.
>>83429976
That's "scary", Anon.
>>83429924
>>83429976
>>83430033
the end credits show their actual names, i don't have the screengrab unfortunately.
>>83429806
>>83429924
>Steven names them
Oh, that makes sense. We haven't seen Gems use unique nicknames before. Just their gem name or a shortened version of it.
>Leggy was originally born yesterday
That's great
>>83429929
>Buy another one you alien mother fuckers
>calls them lesbians instead of darkness
>>83429932
are you firewatch anon? thought it was fucking great and loved the dialogue they used from the show. also impressed that they came up with a decent storyline for it. only complaint was if you restart in the middle of a level it saves all your levels but the monsters respawn, which along with the gauntlet stages made it a bit too easy to accidentally overlevel. also the attack stat was just ten times better than luck or defense. you should try diamond mode
>>83429976
i think that says "scary"
>>83430076
Oh, it looked like "scars" to me.
>>83429958
anon tried his best, Some quirks here and there but overall well colored and detailed pic.
I wish I could draw like that...I would do so many lewd..i apprecaite the feet and attmept.
>>83430089
>born yesterday, acts newblike
>first mission
Peridot being in the single digits INTENSIFIES
>>83430033
>>83429924
>Leader is named 'Doc'
>Fag Ruby is named 'Navy'
I get Navy, but why Doc?
>>83430088
I still prefer the names we gave em.
>>83428783
>>83430149
7 dwarves
>>83430149
As in Doc, the leader of the seven dwarfs
>>83430088
here you go
>>83430149
they have the same name scheme as the seven dwarves from snow white. the leader of the dwarves is doc
AND HERE WE ARE! WE'RE THE STEVENS OF THE UNIVERSE!
>>83430149
It's a Snow White reference.
How do so many people on /sug/ not get this? Fuck's sake Snow White's one of the single mot widely spread fairy tales on the planet and the Doc name for the lead dwarf is one of the most consistent things about it.
>>83430201
danke.
>>83430040
holy shit that pearl
i did something similar in my first run, stacking luck on pearl, attack on garnet, and letting amy be balanced. trying diamond mode now, letting pearl be the damage dealer
>>83430164
This edit is pretty good, but it could say something better than "Hail Homeworld".
I always thought i might be bad, now im sure that its true cause...
>>83430280
I think you're so /sug/
>>83430093
Not firewatch. But yeah. Going to reset data and plsy on Diamond this weekend. Wonder if someone's done a perfect build for each to max stats.
>>83430040
it took me like two days to figure out that you have to buy the badges in the shops to get 100% completion
>>83430280
Full version best version.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8JxrjCHHIE
>>83430280
I just want to look at you..
>>83430243
/sug/ don't read comics or watch cartoons. We're are only here to shitpost.
>>83429823
bad pearl best pearl
>>83430149
Because the game is in her navel, to go along with the naming scheme of the others.
>>83430340
this
>>83429924
I-Is Navy coming on to Doc? That's rather unprofessional...
>>83430243
>Doc name for the lead dwarf is one of the most consistent things about it.
/lit/ fag here. I've read several versions of that story, including the original Grimm version, and this is complete bullshit.
>>83430345
I'm never going to smoke if it'll do that to my hands.
So when is Bob going to lighten up? Well......shes nice to Steven at least
>>83430324
>>83430398
I hope never
bitchy nihilistic lapis 4 lyfe
Shaving my chest like this tomorrow for a pool party.
>>83430416
I FORGOT TO SPOILER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>83430416
You're late.It's better than nothing.
>>83430033
NEWBORN PORN! NEWBORN PORN!!
>>83429986
Charlie's Murphy's vacation to Beach City in the 80's
>>83430394
>do that to my hands
do what? make them look cool and villainous?smoking rules
>no male gems
>all male characters are trash
Why does Rebecca Sugar hate men?
>>83429979
Well I'd read the fuck outta it.
If I ever get off my lazy ass and properly fix up what I've been half-heartedly cooking I'll make sure and post it assuming anyone even gives a shit.
Could Rose have seen beauty, even in people like us?
>>83430490
because she is a woman
All the humans are trash.
Connie and Greg are the only exception because they matter to the plot.
>>83430447
She looks like Chloe Price in this pic. Dos that mean Peridot is Max?
So now that the episode has aired in the US proper, how much more Legs action can we expect?
>>83430490
Make a good one yourself :)
Something to be keep you busy during the hiatus.
>>83430490
>All male characters are trash
>Greg
>Mr. Smiley
>Sour Cream
>Buck
>Kevin
You're wrong, anon.
>>83430486
Her right is cool. Her left looks fucked up.but it makes you smell like shit
