Who is scarieron their period.
>>83408740
BW is infertile and middle aged
>>83408740
>Who is scarieron their period.
>One is literally called Scarlet Witch
Does Natasha even have a period anymore? I literally know nothing on the inner workings of sterilized women. Is she just infertile or does everything just not work anymore?
Also, just found out pic related is up for pre-order. I've never bought one of these before. But part of me is seriously considering this.
>>83408930
Mmmm that is one Hot Toy.
> I want to savour the sexy coat and tight pants and cuddle.
>>83408930
Depends on how she was sterilized exactly. There is a chance she doesn't get her periods anymore, if she was given a full hysterectomy for example. Anything that kills or removes the ovaries entirely will mean no periods.
>>83410854
>Anything that kills or removes the ovaries entirely will mean no periods.
Wouldn't that cause a huge hormonal imbalance? Like tits shrink and start growing a stache imbalance?
"You've just made a big mistake, Thanos, you've attacked a Chaos Magic user on their period!"
>>83410924
no more than regular menopause or being on the pill
>>83410924
bigger clit tho
>>83411575
>>83411586
What good is any of that if she'd look like a dude?
>>83411638
appeal to bisexuals
>>83408740
Scarlet Witch.
Widow only getsa little red on her ledger.
>>83408740
Me.
>>83410924
Often, there's pills for that though.
>>83408930
>TFW Hot Toys has all of team-cap for sale
I could buy them all... but I shouldn't.
>>83408740
Can't use magic when on the rag, that's a fact. Magic users are no threat at that time of month.
>>83414328
Well, technically in the MCU it's not magic. She's just telekinetic and telepathic. I don't see how her time of the month should affect those.
>>83414328
Telekinesis and telepathy isn't magic.
>>83412903
>Falcon is noticeably smaller instead of Ant-Man
>>83416738
The image didn't come in scale as the others do. With the wings out, he'd have taken up the whole fucking thing.
>>83408740
Where are her boobs?
>>83416963
They're there. You're just not looking well enough.
>>83417031
Damn, he's just scoping out her titties.
>>83417076
Who wouldn't?
>>83410924
She could be on HRT. It's not JUST for trans people, you know.
>>83417153
I'm not interested at all in the movies, but I'd like to know who's her father in the cinematic universe. I mean, Magneto belongs to FOX.
>>83417031
>>83417153
Don't make us say it.
>>83417311
>but I'd like to know who's her father in the cinematic universe.
Some dead guy. Ultimately it's irrelevant.
>>83417348
I never truly saw that interview. It was her they were referring to?
>>83416963
Here.
>>83417509
>It was her they were referring to?
No, she'll always be 2nd sluttiest as long as this bitch is alive.
>>83417509
What happened in the interview?
>>83417509
Yeah, they were talking about Black Widow.
>>83417795
The Evans meme was born.
>>83408740
Wanda.
Black Widow only gets emotional.
Wanda was probably on her period when she went full retard in AoU.
>>83417756
>she'll always be 2nd sluttiest
Wanda isn't a slut. Wanda is pure, PURE!
>>83417795
See >>1106575
>>83418077
This.
>>83418193
Fuck. Just go to /wsg/ and search the Chris Evans thread. It's literally the first post after the OP.
>>83418231
If you want to link to other boards write >>>/b/(post number)
>dat belly
>>83418262
Thought of that, but wasn't sure if that was what to do. Coulda swore it use to just be linking a post like on the same board. Didn't want to risk wasting a post.
Oh well, more Wanda.
>all these stealth Scarlet Waifu threads masked as BW vs SW threads
>>83418399
I don't think that was so much her belly but rather just a side effect of her bustier. Kinda like how jeans can make you look like you have a boner.
>>83418484
Your insight serves you well, Evans.
>8484
Nice combo.
>>83418471
That's a Bingo.
When will the autistic robot cuck all of us.
>tfw no qt slav gf to watch TV while cuddling with
>>83408740
Wanda would get emotional, probably even cry, and then blast you into a wall if you try to comfort her.
Then she would cry harder for hurting you.
BW probably doesn't have periods anymore.
>>83419114
House of M in a nutshell.
>>83408930
Uhh, what's with the bulge.
>>83418950
>YWN arrive home together after a long day. Both preparing some paprikás csirke for dinner with some refreshing kompot. Afterward watch some TV, only to get tired and rest your head on her lap whilst she gently strokes your hair. Then finally cuddle her in bed as you both fall asleep.
>>83419244
>tfw no submissive cuddling with her
>>83408740
The slut cut her ovaries to ensure her shenanigans wouldn't leave her pregnant.
>>83408930
>tfw no real sized Wanda toy
>>83420126
Your best bet would be to try and face-sculpt a custom real-doll, cause' there's no way an actress would allow for a mold of their face for that.
>>83420237
Nah, just kidding.Maybe AJ would be up to doing one.
>>83420272
I don't think she looks that much like Lizzie to be honest.
>>83420413
From certain angles she does.
Still would choose Liz.
Her ass is not as big, but at least she's not as flat as a board and she's not ridden with STD's.
Plus she's not a slut.
>>83420522
>Still would choose Liz.
Any reasonably minded person would.
>>83420237
she's so odd looking but in a good kinda way like she looks unique but not so unique its weird.
>>83417031
She looks hotter with dresses that completely cover her.
Don't know why.
>>83420743
I disagree, but wholly respect your opinion.
>>83420827
That was the wind, m8.
>>83420861
Whatevs.
>>83417509
In the comics Wanda has had alot of people claiming to be her dad:
Whizzer
Django
Magneto
High Evolutionary
Chthon
Father is probably Django Maximoff, mother probably Marya Maximoff.
Wanda is trying to move on; her troubles in AoU stemmed from her dwelling on her past, and her powers have effectively made her a new person.
In the MCU surrogate dads seems to be more the thing.
>>83420522
>bangs his brother
>bangs Thanos
>travels to the past and gets eaten out
>not a slut
>>83420743
Because you want to unbutton them or cuddle her.
>>83421079
>travels to the past and gets eaten out
Which one was tha- ohwait, I remember.
>>83421091
Probably cuddle her.
Keep her warm and all that.
>>83415530
> Vision refers to "Order and Chaos" in AoU ending.
Judging by what Joe Russo said, Wanda can do a whole lot more than telekinesis, and she wasn't
Only thing that can seriously challenge a gauntlet wielding Thanos is Chaos Magic. There's no chaos stone because Chaos would not form into one.
So it would manifest or be controlled via magic or somesuch.
Technically, the guy who gave Loki the scepter is Wanda's "creator" and spiritual father.
You know,The Otherguy.
>>83421491
>You know, The Other guy
Oh, you mean ANOTHER corpse.
>Only thing that can seriously challenge a gauntlet wielding Thanos is Chaos Magic.
I was about to type up something to debate this, but I wont. I don't wanna ruin the thread, I wanna protect her smile.
>>83421724
>I wanna protect her smile.
Nice work.
>>83422330
kek
>>83418637
Fucking robots.
>>83422526
Yeah, that's what she's thinking about.
>>83422799
Where the fuck was that red bastard when they put her >>83422330 here?
>>83422986
In /r9k/, wondering why the girl he just imprisoned, put in a straight jacket and a shock collar isn't his gf.
>>83418950
Why do I want to hug her so much.
>>83422986
Phasing throughout a wall.
Stalking her.
>>83410650
Hot toys are not for sexual
>>83424292
You are wrong.
>>83416840
> Dat ass
> Dat Antman having a perv
>>83426734
Shame there's no ass shots of her in the movie.
>>83418399
Its sexy, seriously I have kind of a fetish for that part just under the bustier.
>>83426804
The stomach?
>>83422986
If he showed up there he would have killed everyone in a massive violence spree of anguished heartbroken rage.
>Black Widow
>gets dunked on by some random villain
>Scarlet Witch
>wins the entire airport fight for her team while shreking Natasha in 2 seconds flat
>>83418399
ZR miniskirt outfit was so much better tbqh
>>83421724
He ain't no corpse, he ain't got no physical body that was just one of his "cars" he drives around in.
Best girl.
>>83426944
Yeah it was pretty qt.
>>83419184
>IKnowThatBulge.jpg
>>83419184
Yeah it's weird.
>>83408740
The one who could blow up the planet.
>>83426847
The way it emerges ever so slightly emphasising tightness and drawing your gaze.
>>83426944
I'm very much a champion of the tight pants.
I think Wanda's costume evolution is thus:
AOU: Civilian
CACW: Avenger
AIW: Witch
>>83419184
It looks like an an early prototype model (they seemed to make the AOU Avenger costume thinking it was going to be used in CW), there's too much stitches.
>>83428234
So uhh, leggins for the next movie?
>>83428963
With sexy boots with red and black patterns everywhere.
>>83428963
Fuck it, give her the slutty Ultimates outfit.
>>83427235
CUTE.
>>83429162
And tight everything, like in this shot.
>>83408930
There are multiple ways to sterilize a woman, some leave them without periods and others don't. I'd imagine the Red Room would opt for a procedure that would result in her no longer having one though as it would be easiest for her (and them) to not have to deal with that bullshit every month.
>>83429443
delete this
>>83408930
Wow, that really looks like her.
>>83422330
That slut deserved to be in jail.
Fucking terrorist.
>>83431971
> Good luck fighting purple space man without her.
>>83430097
Even Whedon could not hide the sexiness.
>>83432466
It's not like he tried too hard.
>>83432466
That simply can't be done.
>>83408740
Wanda already went on a couple of rampages without being on her period so...
>>83431971
This tbqh.
>>83431971
>>83433652
kys
She did nothing wrong.
>>83432900
Wanda just implodes a few galaxies and stars, no big deal.
ITT: Vision talking to himself.
Leave you autistic fuck.
What went wrong.
>>83435874
Absolutely nothing.
Actually, seeing as both BW and Scarlet Witch both see themselves as monsters, it would be interesting to see them interact.
>>83436660
They wouldstart watching sappy movies and hug each other while crying.
>>83436660
have they not before? bravo marvel
>>83435836
Robots can't fill captchas.
>>83436691
They did.
She mindrapes her in AoU, and they talk for a bit in CW in South Africa.
>>83435874
who is that drug dealer? and how much for a joint?
>>83436759
The drug isno makeup.
>>83408762
>middle aged
i think she is far passed middle bub
>>83421079
>his
>>83437712
This bulge
>>83408930
Wasn't a mistake
>>83418077
Pure slut? Yes
>>83438310
This.
>>83436815
Few women can look good without makeup. I'm glad she's one such.
>>83437219
>i think she is far passed middle bub
She's like 32. She's got eight years before she's technically middle aged.
>>83436702
>>83436691
>>83436660
>it would be interesting to see them interact.
I'm hoping this is something they'll do in at least Infinity War. She really only interacted with Steve, Vision and Hawkeye so far. It'd be neat if she had some nice scenes with like Sam or Lang before shit hits the fan.
>>83438500
Yeah, apart from the eyebags seems like the makeup doesn't do much of a difference.
>>83408740
>Soviet era ballerina
>Cold war spy
Widow doesn't have periods, she never did.
Wanda a perfect.
>>83438558
>commands classic beauty and natural beauty
Man, she got it good.
>>83438813
She was best Olsen since she was born.
>>83438865
Can't argue with that.
How come she got away with what she did in AoU.
>>83439628
Puppy eyes.
>>83439628
This>>83439668
In all seriousness, Cap and probably Hawkeye (and maybe Vision?) vouched for her. She fucked up and tried to set things right. Obviously it didn't go great (for Sokovia), but she helped to stop it from being as bad as it could've been. And her joining the Avengers might could be seen as a further effort of atonement.
>>83408740
They both are probably the kind that get way too emotional and watch those cry-bait movies while eating icecream and could get really angry in the matter of seconds.
>>83439729
Assuming there hadn't been the big airport fight, and the team would have made it to the five winter soldiers before Zemo had killed them, how would they have fared?
>>83439886
Well, they have no real superpowers, so Scarlet Witch should be able to take them all out easily, even more considering they were unharmed.
>>83439904
I'd give them a little more credit than that. By all accounts, multiple guys with guns should be able to stop Steve, yet he bests them all the time. All of them easily unarmed? Nah. One or two, I could see her beating. Definitely just one.
All together though, they could pull it off. The only ones I could see having real trouble would be Falcon and Scott. Falcon isn't near as effective if he isn't in the air. And Scott I don't think would be willing to kill all that easy (and I assume the only way to stop these guys would be to kill). When he dealt with Cross it was different. His daughter's life was at stake. This time not so much.
>>83439979
Couldn't she just blast them all away?
She was blasting Ultron's drones left and right in AoU.
>>83428234
>tight
Heh, I remember in some interview Olsen said it took her about half an hour to put on the entire outfit.
>>83440069
Cause she had to get lubed into it?
>>83440012
I think the winter soldiers have a bit more sense than that. the drones were just waves of expendable killbots all with a shared consciousness. An individual drone didn't care about self preservation. The winter soldiers would fight smarter. If she were against all five, I could see her taking out maybe two of them before they figure out how to get her. But against just one? Yeah, I think she'd come out on top. Two would probably be her max.
But only at her current level.
>>83440079Probably.
>>83440069
If the bustier is laced on instead of zipped, then half an hour sounds pretty reasonable. Fast even. She probably had one of the easiest outfits to get on.
>>83440131
>Probably
>>83440194
>you'll never get paid to lube up her legs
>>83412903
Fucking falconlets, when will they learn?
>>83440131
>>83439424
>>83440253
What a qt angel.
>>83440409
>>83440409
>mfw Vision will never, EVER get his waifu
>>83408930
Hotglue when
>>83440481
>>83440489
No, don't corrupt her.
Fap away to Ultimates Slut Witch if you want.
Given the shit that Black Widow had to go through to be a soviet spy, I doubt she still has a period at all.
>>83440519
Sometimes I feel like I'm the only one that dug their Ultimate versions. And that's probably cause I'm the biggest nutswinger for Ultimates 1 and 2
>>83440510
Yeah, cry asshole.
>YWN anything with her
>>83441109
>slippers
>>83441121
I'd slip into her if you know what I'm saying
>>83441166
I don't.
What did you mean by that?
>>83441197
>>83408740
MCU Widow doesn't have periods
>>83416738
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dS12p0Zqlt0
>>83441225
>rohypnol
Wanda is not for date-rape.
>>83441265
What'd you think was in that paprikash?
>>83441281
Chili-powder (incidentally).. and love?
>>83408930
Aren't those the action figures that are anatomy accurate?
>>83441363
Yes anon, they photoscanned Liz nude to make it.
>>83441281
Weed.
>>83441385
>weed
No, that's just generic drunk bitches. Stick more than two together, they turn into woo girls.
Pray to god you never have to deal with woo girls
>>83441363
They have nipple bumps apparently
>>83441411
I have.
We have a place rented with some of my friends so we can chill on weekends and during the summer, and we got a whole bunch of girls aside from the ones we usually go out with so that each of us has to pay less for the rent, and they are just like that.
At least i'm usually drunk too, so I mostly ignore them.
>>83441374
>>83441429
The temptations to get this figure are growing..
>>83441385
>tfw no autistic gf
>>83441535
Is it?
>>83418950
I hope you mean her character, cause she's an Olsen
>>83441648
She's a mix.
>>83441591
...maybe.
>>83441674
What bout now?
>>83441691
delete this
>>83441654
disgusting
>>83441718
Why?
That recipe gave way to perfection.
>>83441699
Apparently if you stuff the rubber where the darker parts are, you can give her a boobjob
>>83441691
>>83441732
How difficult is it to remove the clothing from these? If I get the Wanda figure, I kinda want to tailor it Wanda's casual outfit. Like pic related.
>>83441824
From what I can see on the website I got those images from, it depends on the clothes they come in cause some of the materials they use are really fragile. The Widow one supposedly needs to be taken apart with the clothes on before you can strip the figure. So you gotta pop the shoulders off before you can take the body suit off. I imagine it's the same with anything that covers the shoulders
>>83438500
Black Widow is as old if not older than Cap. If you rewatch The First Avenger she gives Steve a kiss in the old shield base.
>>83417509
clint's actor called BW a slutor scarjo, can't remember anymore
evans lost it.
>>83418428
you can also copy the URL directly and paste it.unrelated thread
>>>/v/339809315
>>83441982
The autism wiki says she's a year older than Cap biologically
>>83442003
>replying to 17 hour old posts
>>83442030
>thinking I care
>>83441982
>Black Widow is as old if not older than Cap.
Black Widow was born in 1984. As of right now, she's 32. That is NOT middle age.
> If you rewatch The First Avenger she gives Steve a kiss in the old shield base.
You mean The Winter Soldier. Widow wasn't in the first Cap movie. And I don't recall any kiss in that part of the movie other than the one in the mall to avoid Rumlow.
>>83441718
kys
She's a qt angel.
>>83443228
Lizzie is love, Lizzie is life.
>>83441654
>no jew
PURE
>>83443780
Absolutely.
>>83443835
Those socks look comfy af.
>>83408740
BW.
I would put up with Wanda for being a cuddle machine.
>>83416840
>tfw no irl shot like this
>>83435874
I'll take women who aren't wearing make up for 800!
Are you this dense anon?
>>83444300
Elizabeth has a natural beauty, but others are just...
Look at her sister.
>>83408740
the one that magic'd the vision to the center of the fucking earth, senpai.
..not the one who does the kickie punchies, famalam.
>>83444808
Well, to be fair, they messed themselves up. Had they not, they might've been on par with her.
>>83445041
At least they are doing a good job by letting Elizabeth feed on them.
>>83445786
>feeding on them
>taking in all that cocaine and heroin in their system
Nope. Lizzie is clean. She's the not-JUST version of what they could've been.
>>83445888Some rumors say she got the nosejob because the twins got her into coke for fun and her nose ended up collapsing.
>>83445910
I'm inclined to not believe.
Look at >>83438865, then one of her more recent images. Also, I've never heard of someone doing so much coke they'd require cosmetic surgery. If she did that much, it'd show EVERYWHERE on her.
>>83445041
Behold.
>>83446066
Coke can affect a nose if you sniff a lot, but if she did sniff enough to make it collapse she would look much worse than the twins.
>>83446163
Still pretty JUST.
>>83411765
God fucking dammit. 10/10
>>83445888
She's just taking their life force.I'm running out of pics.
>>83447039
No she isn't. Lizzie is pure, PURE!
>>83447365
There's only one reason why she's remained that good looking with the same genes as the twins.
She's probably holding them in a hostage-like situation too.
It's not like the twins could put up a fight.
>>83445041
they look like witches
>>83447425
>There's only one reason why she's remained that good looking with the same genes as the twins.
Yeah, cause' they JUST themselves. Lizzie is untainted.
>>83446163
These are fun.
>>83447569
You ever listened to that song the twins made about bullying her?
I doubt she ever forgot.
>>83447670
>You ever listened to that song the twins made about bullying her?
No. Never heard of such.
>>83447589
Looks like Kristen Wiig.
>>83447923
Buttout, it's on youtube.
>>83447365
Dick. So much dick. Just think about it,
>>83447960
Leave, Scarjo.
>>83447942
>all those little Lizzie sad-faces
My chest hurts..
>>83448488
Now you understand why she does it, right?
Look at that dominating arm behind them, look at Mary-Kate's concerned expression.
>>83412808
Yeah, but they do jack shit for a lot of girls. Lots don't even alleviate you 100% most of the time
>>83448538
No.. no. Lizzie is good. All it proves is the wickedness of the twins.
>>83448634
That qt smile is only a mask.
She's only in this to get back at them.
I mean, up to her early 20's, she had a normal life.
>>83448722
You're wrong! Lizzie is a blessing!
>>83448848
She is, and she probably needs love anyway.But she'll love more whoever fucks the twins' shit up harder.
Well goys, i'm heading off to sleep, been 25 hours awake.
It was fun.Make another one of these BW vs SW threads again if it dies.
>>83444112
I want to buy that figurejust so I can thoroughly study that bottom
>>83448915
Is that even possible?
>and she probably needs love anyway.
I do. But she'll never know that..
>>83451578
> Dat cute cap...I guess she likes Caps of all kinds.
