Godspeed Edition
Previous thread >>83276321
>"New" episode Hit the Diamond on June 2nd:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3aV85wfbxk&HD=1
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/04/22/steven-universe-returning-in-too-deep
>misseps leak thread
https://kat.cr/community/show/cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>International airing schedule and leaked synopses
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10rES5UnAbQ0LOmBDYZ7nsDeFDySn90FvFjrxRpNBkX0
>Unaired episode megas
S03E05 Hit the Diamond: https://mega.nz/#F!FgQDwbYI!2Pl0trcDopJvRUTdcRH2Rg
S03E06 Steven Floats: https://mega.nz/#F!ghAAhYLY!gD739WI7J7800se3GDz9IQ
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2, plus comics and shorts:
https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
>Soundtracks MEGA folder:
https://mega.nz/#F!B08nQa7J!6fgyt03NAU0AdSlD0wf_Qw
https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>/sug/ writebin:
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>/sug/ flockdraw:
http://skycow.us/r/su
This is the mom gem
Here we go.
>>83280697
Little bird on her perch, Rose left her in the lurch
Can't even say at least I'm not Anthony Burch
Daily reminder that "could a gun kill a gem" discussions are pointless since the show is very inconsistent on how tough the gems really are (an object that weighs several tons falls on Peridot but she survives, but Lapis gem gets cracked when someone steps on it).
DORITO DANCE
>>83280697
Yes, I agree.
>>83280722
Fuck off.
>>83280697
No, THIS is the mom gem.
>>83280722
Youre gonna trigger that tranny peridot anon
>>83280720
What about 2 guns?
>>83280697
This is her son, best Gem.
>Jasper will never hug you
>>83280682
oh god...
they're still gonna be here though right? just not memeposting?
>>83280747
You would need atleast 12 big guns.
>>83280722
ITT: You are the problem. Everyone else was fine until you came.
WHO'S READY TO PLAY BOARD GAMES
>>83280743
>Option A: Sex and gender are the same thing
Yes, this is quite simple.
>Option B: People with gender dysphoria are mentally ill
That does seem to be the case.
>>83280721
>>83280772
what about 24 medium guns or 36 small guns?
everyone loves me, right?
>>83280800
I don't even know who you are.
>>83280800
Drink bleach fegit
>>83280722
>oh hi, /pol/ here to take a shit on your thread
>>83280800
ffffffffuck no
>>83280790
Why is Peridot having a seizure?
>>83280782
Oh shit
>>83280782
You know you've made it big when they give you your own Monopoly game.
>>83280790
Are we /dancingallnight/?
>>83280794
It doesn't work like that.
>>83280800
Some does.
>>83280809
newfag detected
:^)
canadot
>>83280789
People can't have gender dysphoria if sex and gender are the same thing m8.
This isn't difficult.
>>83280821
I think it's more of a death rattle.
>>83280826
It does if you have 24/36 hands
Reminder that you can call Stevonnie they/she/it
>>83280682
My tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'd all be grey, but your picture on my wall
It reminds me that it's not so bad
It's not so bad;_;
>>83280720
A gun could possibly kill a gem, if the bullet shatters their gemstone
>>83280782
Born ready
>>83280843
Yes they can, that's why they're mentally ill cause this is the case and they're fucking nuts.
>>83280850
No no, what I mean is, 12 big guns would do much more damage than 36 small guns or 24 medium guns.
>>83280865
silly anon warm up your tea!
:^)
>>83280849
I meant that sarcastically, so I do agree with you there.
>>83280871
The problem is hitting the gemstone.
>>83280865
If only Cold Tea Anon were here, he would have got to see his waifu finally happy.
LOOK OVER THERE
ANOTHER PLANET TO BETRAY
>>83280865
didn't even rhyme
>>83280907
*runs away
>>83280920
Good 1
>>83280878
the legal definition of a medium gun is it does half the power of a big gun
>>83280943
Where does it say that.
My friend says fnaf fandom is better than SU fandom, what do you have to say about that /sug/?
>>83280926
If you are born male, then you are male. If you are male but think you are a female you are mentally ill.
How is that not hard to grasp that both options are viable at the same time?
>>83280865
You want to talk? I'm feeling incomplete too.
This is the blue gem.
>>83280960
what the fuck is fnaf
>>83280959
>>83280980
five nights at faggot freddys
Stevonnie has a vagina
>>83280979
I HATE IT
>>83281004
You have a vagina
The seventh image in your SU is your gemfu's reaction when she sees your breeding apparatus
>>83281004
And a penis.
>>83280987
Bullshit, show me the page where it says that
Has Connie gotten the D yet?
>>83281004
You mean she's got Futacock n vag going on and that boning her will be the best while you squeeze and crush her little schmeet.
>>83281033
DON'T QUESTION THE RURUS
>>83281020
I don't have a SU folder.
>>83280821
>>83280849
>>83280899
why does CN hate merchandise so much?
>>83281020
Well that was fortunate.
What if Steven walked in on Greg withConnie?
>>83280983
Correct
and different from
>>83280722
SUG CAN MAKE ART
>>83281060
FUCK YOU I DO WHAT I WANT
>>83281020
Uh
>>83281020
It all worked out.
>>83281020
What if Raven met Connie?
>>83281073
Well Steven is Rose so technically he cheated first.
Fuck, Rose fucked Pearl in front of Greg ending with Pearl literally dropping the mic.
>>83281020
>>83281079
>Not flockdraw
Cancer
>>83281104
GET OF OUR BOARD NEWFAG
>>83281020
i cant post the 7th picture, its of rock horse, which is tied with pink horse for best horse.
>>83281020
kek
>>83280907
>>83280929
>>83281093
Is she blowing out all the semen she swallowed?
>>83281107
Fusion isn't fucking. It's better.
Grunty will soon take over this thread, a fact on which you should not tread.
>>83281139
Peridot is best pet
>>83280974
are you poet peri anon or i love you peri anon?
i'm just so surprised how quickly these threads have quieted down in terms of discussion after the last episode aired. can't imagine how it made it through the previous two hiatuses. if zap2it doesn't lie then at least we can look forward to getting the next iteration of love like you in steven floats on june 9
>>83281148
>being inside one another at the same time
Sounds like male homosex... but its female homosex... I'm confucked sideways.
>>83281151
But if we always speak in rhyme, when will it be waifu time?
>>83281148
>sex·u·al in·ter·course
>noun
>noun: sexual intercourse
>sexual contact between individuals involving penetration, especially the insertion of a man's erect penis into a woman's vagina, typically culminating in orgasm and the ejaculation of semen.
>sexual contact between individuals involving penetration
Were vaginas touching and was one or more individuals inside someone else?
I'll wait.
>>83281148
That makes it even worse.
all this shit posting and we havnt been transferred to /trash/ yet. mods are hella tolerant or generous
Why haven't Steven fused with a Gem yet?
Anything this dark yet?
>>83281198
>was one or more individuals inside someone else?
quite literally
>>83281198
Two vaginas
one inside
one outside
and they were touching
How does that work?
Magic
>>83281208
We aren't on hiatus yet :^)
SU and teen titans go have a crossover what do?
>>83281162
I'm I love you peri anon.
>>83281208
Wait until hit the diamond airs.
I miss Connie, where has she been?
>>83281214
http://steven-universe.wikia.com/wiki/Keeping_It_Together
>>83281020
>>83281259
who?
>>83281020
>>83280979
I LOVE IT
Is Lapis a loyal dog?
>>83281259
Dead hopefully.
I wanna see more stevonnie
>>83281214
Last arc concluded with a character astral projecting into the shattered minds of thousands living dead warriors bound together thousands of years ago into a frankenstein's monster designed to be used as a super weapon to destroy the planet they died to protect.
And then they played baseball.
>>83281020
kek
I wanna crack Peridot's gem!
Garnet and Peridot are the best characters, by a wide margin.
Meatwad had a gem but no longers does.
>>83281349
Why are you calling me tumblr, I'm seriously not seeing anything here. Anyone that doesn't stick to the gender they were born with needs to be locked up.
>>83281356
Pearl is good too.
>>83281044
The laws of physics don't apply, they are corporeal holograms.
>>83281342
You forgot the blood gelatin
>>83281387
What the fuck does that have to do with anything.
>>83281198
>>83281387
Misquoted
>>83281349
By that logic, most scientists and researchers are mentally ill.
>>83281339
I didn't get banned for not breaking the rules yesterday.
Maybe the mods have fallen off on it.Maybe they even read the rules!!!
>>83281411
what was that post
Could gems bleed if they wanted to?
>>83281424
not mine*
Why didn't they make up rules for baseball so the rubies would lose?
>>83281386
>Pearl is good too.
SU game made by Platinum when.
>>83281422
This and some blatant mod hate.
>>83281426
Yes.
That sort of shit is how they cry.
>>83281448
Cause that would be cheating and cheaters never win.
>>83281448
why didn't they just pop n bubble those fuckers
>>83281424
Gender dysphoria only exists because we separate the two concepts. Otherwise it would be sexual dysphoria, which would actually make sense.
It's like saying you have a soul, but insist it has neurobiological roots without ever having your brain studied.
>>83281452
You're right about everything except
>ugly
But I still love her, even though she is a mess.
Any Kill la Kill crossover art?
>>83281473
Why didn't they just punch lapis in the back of the head?
>>83281452
Rose wasn't fat.
>>83281465
yea mods are gay af. I've been banned for posting raunchy pics of little girls on r9k
>>83280782
>peridot's leg
>pearl in the white dollar
kek
You must be this cute to ride
>Steven, Garnet, Amethyst Pearl, Peridot, Lapis and Jasper all teaming up Avengers style to stop the invasion of earth
I want this so bad, anons.
>>83281529
Oh come on
That's bullshit
>>83281529
Thank god the bar is set low.
>>83281316
> shattered minds of thousands living dead warriors bound together thousands of years ago into a frankenstein's monster
I just realized that the cluster isThaddius
>>83281542
HW doesn't want to invade earth.
They want to destroy it. Or at least that's what YD wants.
It doesn't matter what sex or gender you have.
You're all faggots
Connie, Lapis, and Pearl should be forced to watch Peridot and Steven fuse.
>>83281162
>>83281244
Oh and I forget to mention: I love you.
LION AROUND
>>83281542
jaspe is gonna be the big bad of the season. she's gonna fuse with gem shard monsters while she's stuck in the earth's crust and go apeshit
>>83281214
You asking for something uncharacteristically dark, an episode that seems more like a creepy-pasts than a real episode?
Did you watch Frybo? Those shards actually became creepier with more context.
>>83281587
Keep up the good work.
I'm proud of you.
>>83281535
Biological mutation, you can't really do anything about that, its a freak occurrence and they are the only exception. If you were born a girl but had a dick instead of a vag and you found yourself growing tits later then you know whats what. If you are a guy with a dick and you think women thoughts you're fucking bonkers and need to be committed.
>>83281613
Why would a man color his nails?
>>83281664
Because Steven is a faggot.
>>83281587
>Just walk a bit further along the road like this, shoulder to shoulder
>Counting the dreams that are becoming further away
>Seeing the gradually lessening friends
>At this moment, I am lost in the familiar streets
>and created the other side of myself in the darkness
>>83281020
>>83281020
>>83281060
I WANT TO FUCK KNEESOCKS
>>83281699
That seems accurate
>>83281487
Garnet is thick.
Amy is thick.
Peridot is cute.
Pearl looks like a bird.
>>83281624
>So why is GD not just treated the same way as BDD
Uh...it is you fucking retard? Hence all the counseling and shit.
And everyone should be willing to devote their bodies to science. Fuck selfish bastards.
>>83281697
>Out of curiosity, does changing your sex somehow change your mental state?
Well, it makes them hate their bodies much less.
>>83281729
>implying birds aren't cute
Fuck you anon
>>83281697
They aren't the sex they tell people they are, just because they got work done to make their genitals vaguely resemble what they want. Just like the way people with grafted fangs aren't vampires.
>>83281020
>>83281654
What you're describing is intersex.
Literally nobody brought up intersex.
>>83281739
Until they start regretting it
>>83281761
WITNESSED
>>83281773
In most cases that haven't happened.
>>83281761
PROMOTIONS
>>83281761
NO
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
Demons.
>>83281761
>>83281369
what are you talking about, amethyst still has a gem
CYA anons over a unlucky coincidence >>83281761 , i will not be able to post lion around for like 3 to 4 days..
>>83281754
Pearl is the Sweet Dee of SU.
>>83281761
HIROOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>83281761
You're band.
>>83281761
RUUUUUULLEESSSSSSSS
>>83281800
Ruuuuruus
>>83281761
Sail on, brave soulalso holy shit I can't believe lady of the sea anon is fucking dead
>>83281812
But, no, why?
>>83281761
It's not possible! Nobody has been able to summon HER!
>>83281759
>Just like the way people with grafted fangs aren't vampires.
They aren't the sex they tell people they are
Okay, I get it now, you have no idea what sex is either, not just gender.
>Just like the way people with grafted fangs aren't vampires.
Obviously, vampires are defined by the vampirism. The fangs have fuck all to do with it; the oldest vampire legends don't even involve blood sucking.
>>83281822
that was the 7th image in my SU folder.
>>83281827
Cant believe it either
>>83281781
Supposedly did with Bruce Jenner.
>>83281827
I can't believe it either.
But he'll come back.
One day.
Maybe.
>>83281848
I bet you are a Mayokin supporter, am I right?
>>83281761
Must summon the Blue Eyes White Dragon! Must defeat the forbidden one!
>>83281761
>>83281886
>Mayokin
Literally what?
>>83281761
TRIPLE
I
PENETRATION
>>83281886
Mayokin?
>>83281761
>you never suck it
>you never get a baja butt blast
What is she pointing at, /sug/?
>>83281907
>>83281913
There are people that support mayonnaise as a gender. FUCKING. MAYONNAISE. You see why I think these people are nuts?
>>83281908
>>83281901
Your gf's vagina looks like a cheese steak dropped on the floor?
Why is a midget like Steven with a godess like Connie?
>>83281929
THIS IS GARNET
>>83281929
>>83281929
A list of accomplishments the average user of /sug/ has acquired in their lifetimes.
>>83281952
No, but yours does. With ketchup too
>>83281937
... So, this is what it feels like to loose all faith in humanity... I didn't think it would be this hollow inside.
>>83281929
>>83281938
X---DDDDDDD
>>83281962
BOXXED TOGETHER
>>83281937
Do they also worship pasta?
>>83280743
>Option A: Intelligence and acumen are the same thing
>Option B: People that think they're the most intelligent being on the planet when they're clearly not are mentally ill
>>83281929
Thank god for Steven!
>>83281929
KUH
>>83280714
I appreciate you're reallly trying, Anon.
>>83281984
I worship pasta, and I think these fucks are heathens of the highest regard.
>>83280714
That's bad.
That's so fucking bad.
>>83282030
I'm not entirely sure you know what heathen means.
Memedotposters are the worst posters.
>>83281975
>he had faith in humanity
look at him and laugh
>>83282037
Stop making my dick hard you fucking faggot.No straight.
>>83281585
wish i couldlove like you
This is the meme gem
>>83279862
Thanks for the feedback.
I actually regret writing the whole thing.
>>83282135
So fucking someone's ass isn't the same as fucking someone's anus?
My wife!
>>83282153
Anon.
I know you love her.
But she wouldn't love you, Steven is the only human she likes.
>>83282107
>Suicide rates are not significantly impacted after surgery, and depression levels are about the same or worse.
Studies have shown that suicide rates and depression for transsexuals remain high post op but have not shown that they don't decrease. At least that was the case last time I bothered to research the issue like 3 years ago.
>>83282153
Steven's wife!
I can only see a grey sky
Today
The sun shines through, a white mark on black dye
Just say
A lingering thought, a giggling face and a forced lie
I found love in MayI'll say anything, be anything, do anything, even die
Just so I can see you someday.
>>83282165
>>83282173
Steven isn't human, he's only half-human.
>>83282165
Sure, why not.
>>83280697
Mother of Pearl gone she is for lands unknown and far, leaving her disciple behind to tend to her love and the newborn star
A Matriarchal mantle taken up in haste to make sure love and son do not waste, her task one of ups and downs until the prince takes up his crown
Mother of Mother's son doing her best standing tall in storms of unrest, baring all that comes her way to pass an unspoken test.
I'm rambling now have no clue where I was going with this.
>>83282182
>This month is may
I completely forgot.
>>83282131
I don't blame you. If I were you, I would've written it with adult Steven and with it all being consensual, but that's just me and my preferences.
>>83282180
There are more reasons than internal struggle for people to kill themselves. No matter how much one might change themselves, a large portion of the world will still see you as an abomination, and no matter how strong you are, it gets to you.
Trust me, I've tried.
>>83282173
I would find a way to get on her side.
>>83282214
can you link me his deviant art? I tried but could not find Decadent Candy at least the real one.
I wish i could find those pictures that pearl eats meat and masturbates.
>>83282201
Anon, my point still stands
>>83281929
What is with all the poetry in these threads lately?
I don't really care, it just seems a bit odd
>>83282147
their ass has an anus, which you fuck. The only place to fuck an ass is the anus. it's the same thing, but the anus is part of the ass(not really, it's the colon but whatever), not the other way around
>>83282258
Ah
Now I understand.
Thank you anon.
