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>"NEW" Barn Mates on 26 May:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3aV85wfbxk&HD=1 [Embed] [Embed]
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/04/22/steven-universe-returning-in-too-deep
>misseps leak thread
https://kat.cr/community/show/cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>International airing schedule and leaked synopses
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10rES5UnAbQ0LOmBDYZ7nsDeFDySn90FvFjrxRpNBkX0
>French episodes megas
S03E04 Barn Mates: https://mega.nz/#F!Fwx2yCyB!TcRL6TM9yyhCDpK0bvBIQA
S03E05 Hit the Diamond: https://mega.nz/#F!FgQDwbYI!2Pl0trcDopJvRUTdcRH2Rg
S03E06 Steven Floats: https://mega.nz/#F!ghAAhYLY!gD739WI7J7800se3GDz9IQ
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2, plus comics and shorts:
https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
>Soundtracks MEGA folder:
https://mega.nz/#F!B08nQa7J!6fgyt03NAU0AdSlD0wf_Qw
https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>/sug/ writebin:
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>/sug/ flockdraw:
http://skycow.us/r/su
The results from yesterday are in! I'm holding you to this /sug/!Pretty surprising honestly.
First chance ta PLACE YA BETS!
http://www.strawpoll.me/10322217
>>83212721
Brainwashed Villain Connie when?
>>83212795
Never.
>>83212795
How many times have you posted that picture in your lifetime?
>Friendship is like peeing on yourself, everyone else can see it but only you can feel it's true warmth.
Daily reminder that lesbians are EVIL.
>>83212763
>7 and 1 won out
Holy shit, y'all are a bunch of cynical bastards.
Besides, there's nothing stopping it from being both a Centipeetle and a townie episode.
Sucking like Maggie Simpson.
>>83212795
It is Kahaani, not Connie.
nth for it will never get fully better for pearl.
let her see rose just one more time and see how the facade she built up after roses death just fall away.
Is Connie sweet cherry pie?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFtD1DMal3o
>Jhonen on SU
What happens?
>>83212852
she will be happy once she fuses with Steven
>>83212860
sweet curry pie
>>83212821
At least they can play fucking baseball.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CoF42UppkI4
Post Cutest Gem
Would you a Stevonnie?
Lady of the sea, happy as can be
Can't help but wonder if she'd be happier with me
>>83212763
>Steven uses his telepathy
i might have missed this when did he get this power?
>>83212888
*cunny
>>83212721
We're back, baby!
>>83212795"Homecoming."
Is Garnet a stereotype?
>>83212763
>Monster Reunion is a Malachite episode
>>83212721
What happened to Pearl's hand? Who drew that?
>>83212908
since Chille Tid I think
he can only use it in his sleep and he pretty much has no control over it
>>83212908
Chille tid
>>83212821
My best friend is a lesbian. She is kinda obnoxious and a loud-mouthed pothead but I wouldn't call her evil.
>>83212795
Soon...
>>83212924
No, she's a conversation.
>>83212924maybe
>>83212931
>>83212930
thanks
>>83212889
Didn't Sapphire cover her gem durig the episode?
Man, rubies sure are dumb.
>>83212924
It's just two lines circling the actual part of the lips.
>>83212930
come to think of it, is he narcoleptic or something?
Who falls asleep like that? Especially in dangerous gem drill situations.
>>83212902
YES! I would a Stevonnie. Twice on Sundays.
>>83212908
>>83212930
>>83212931
The amethyst little butler episode you nuggers
>>83212904
She might be happier if she could take a hit worth a damn. All that fancy hydrokinesis don't do you much good at melee range, Lazuli.
>>83212850
No its Connie
>>83212902
>neither of them is gay.jpg
Obviously,they're bisexual.
>>83212721
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQ5o89GXxO8
Pearl is the best singer in every dub
>>83212986
That's what happens when you are a glass cannon mage who willshatterafter one hit.
>>83212986
Get out Woolie
>>83212976
When did he use telepathy in Maximum Capacity?
So real talk, is Pearl a good teacher? Or have we simply not seen enough of Connie's training to know for sure?
>>83212819
I don't know. How many loaves of bread have you eaten in your life?
>>83212986
Confirmed, Lapis is actually weakest gem, she is only OP when she literally has the entire ocean between you and her
>>83213041the TV
>>83212967
I do, actually. I take 5 minutes laying down with my eyes closed and BAM. Asleep.
>>83212989
Kahaani Maheshwaran, translates to, Lord Master of the Universe.
>>83213068
Remember that episode where she tried to homeschool Steven?That was the only time i thought she could be the teacher type of character then Rose's Scabbard happened
>>83213068
She probably is a good teacher
Sadly her first instinct was to brainwash Connie and turn her into Steven's Pearl
Sadly Steven stopped this, so we don't get body guard/sex slave Connie in the future
WE
>>83212924
Yes, now kids are gonna grow up thinking all Garnets are the same.
>>83213068
pearl is a great teacher as long as she's not being triggered about anything.
>yfw they established that when fusions defuse they're separated into their base components so Steven can fuse with multiple humans without them getting stuck in a fusion when he detatches
>>83213072
Like in one continuous series of meals? Probably like 2.
Wait, no 3. That was some bomb ass French toast.
Um are we defining loaves as loaf shaped loaves or loaves in general? Cause I've made loaves of bread that aren't loaf shaped and eaten several of those in series too.
>>83213100
>Sadly Steven stopped this, so we don't get body guard/sex slave Connie in the present
Fixed that for you.
>>83213081
how is making a tv go to static telepathy?
you do realize what telepathy is right? Its the power Professor X has, it can't move or effect objects, it just effects people's minds, reading minds, mental communication, mind control.
Breaking a tv with your mind would be telekinesis.
>>83213129
>>yfw they established that when fusions defuse they're separated into their base components so Steven can fuse with multiple humans without them getting stuck in a fusion when he detatches
...Does anyone actually believe that'll happen?
>>83213102
'RE
>>83213152
Fusing with multiple humans?
Never.
Fusing with any other HUMAN besides Connie?
Really it's just shitpost bait.
>>83213129
Well Garnet walked out of Alex multiple times, so I don't think that's exactly right. But I would be highly surprised if they ever show Steven fusing with more than one human at once.
>>83213169
Connie fag detected
>>83212902
I still want a fic about Priyanka and her husband discovering Stevonnie completely by accident...and then getting entirely the wrong idea.
How did Peridot interrogate Lapis?
>>83212841
sincerely the worst thing i've ever seen
>>83213169
No, I mean as in does anyone actually think Steven unfusing from a fusion with multiple humans would result in the other humans getting stuck together?
>Fusing with any other HUMAN besides Connie?
It can happen.
>>83213143
It's mind powers dummy, it Happened
Can Steven beat Chun-Li?
>>83213182
Let's not kid ourselves
Why would Steven even want to fuse with another human? Connie is likely the best fighter among all the humans he knows, so no combat reason to do it and he clearly has stronger feelings for her than any of his other friends so I can't see him doing it for personal reasons
Other than maybe Greg, but I think that would just feel weird and incesty
>>83213182
I expected this just because i solo'd out Connie.For one you are really an idiot to not consider the only reason she fused with him was because She is the only story important human on the show next to Greg
also
>Liking humans
What are you, retarded?
>>83213220
>>83212821
>>83213220
What, so his reason for fusing with other humans, or just fusing in general have to be purely combat reasons for you? You really don't think that Steven can't fuse with some other human to give development to both him and the human he fuses with?
>>83213216
Absolutely not.
>>83213194
telepathy and telekinesis are two different things, you can have both, but don't have to
how is pointing out when Steven used telekinesis at all relevant to the question of when Steven first used telepathy?
Billy and Mandy crossover when?
>>83212820
what a inspirational poem
>>83213100
>Sadly her first instinct was to brainwash Connie and turn her into Steven's Pearl
To be fair, Connie has serious self-esteem issues, and didn't exactly resist that mindset.
>>83213127
True. Also, the episode seemed to imply that Pearl kept throwing more and more dangerous stuff at Connie throughout. That was quite a few Holo-Pearls she was expected to fight alone, and then the real deal.
Pearl's a bit of a hardass.
>>83213248
I don't think there are any other human characters Steven is actually close enough with to fuse with for personal reasons
Maybe Sadie? Steven isn't gonna go around fusing with people just to show off, he isn't a slut, its not even clear if he has even fused with someone intentionally, both time we saw Stevonnie form it was an accident
>>83213187
>she USED her like an OBJECT
>>83213300
>isn't a slut
Would the army in SU more technologically advanced than ours due to the ancient gem tech that they most likely reverse engineered?
>>83213300
>he isn't a slut
You sure about that?
I want Kristen Schaal to be a guest voice on the show.
Describe her character.
>>83213292
>Pearl's a bit of a hardass.
People who had to work their ass off to be exceptional are like that. They expect everyone to put in the effort they did.
>>83213329
Fuck off Mabel.
>>83213292
pearl went to war over someone being completely unprepared in any sense as to what war could do to someone. the ptsd is strong so the problems because of them as just as bad.
>>83213329
Fusion of Peridot and Amethyst, and she's all over the place.
>>83213321
>they most likely reverse engineered?
Ha. It's fucking magic to them and hidden away in remote corners of the Earth with god knows what kind of misdirection protecting it.
>>83213321
no, for multiple reasons
but we will go with the fact that people probably can't reverse engineer it, that sort of thing doesn't just randomly happen, you think if you drop a cellphone or a nuclear power plant back in Ancient Rome they would just reverse engineer our tech?
No its too advanced and too different for them to make anything of it at all, and this is probably still the case in Steven's time
>>83213364
This, or Steven + Amethyst or Steven + Peridot.
>>83213152
>...Does anyone actually believe that'll happen?
No, it would be completely ludicrous for 2 side characters to become stuck together in a fusion.
I mean what series would ever have that happen?
>>83213357
I don't really feel like Pearl is shell shocked.
>>83213364
Basically this.
>>83213368
>>83213364
oh god please no
could she at least do a different freaking voice for once?
The only good thing about this idea, is that the fusion voices never seem to come back for a second episode
>>83213384
you do know that they ended up fusing right?
>>83213408
Shhh
Enjoy your Mabel from SU
>>83213388
the problems only come up when she's being triggered about something.
>>83213357
Did she get the PSTD after Steven was born?
Garnet went through basically the same exact shit (well except it was for herself most likely) but she's still fine even her components too.
So is it really just because of Steven?
Reminder that Garnet, Amethyst, Pearl, Lapis, Peridot, Jasper and Centipeetle have all almost caused Steven's death.
>>83213437
And only five of them had done it by accident or unintentionally.
>>83213425
Listen, Mabel was great but she should go back to banging her brother in the unaired 3rd season and stay away from SU
Because I don't want, the exact same freaking voice as Mabel, Jake Jr and name anything else she has ever voice acted in all she ever does is use her regular freaking voice.
I'm not even sure I can call her a voice actor, since she doesn't seem to be acting at all.
>>83213344
Fair enough. I fact, the two even sang a bit about it.
>Pearl: Deep down/You know/You weren't built for fighting
>Connie: Deep down/I know/That I'm just a human
It's cute how Pearl agreed to train Connie because she saw they were both weaklings determine to get swole.
>>83213408
i think Hayley Kiyoko would be a better option for a Ame+Peri fusion
>>83213469
She also does Louise Belcher and no she doesn't voice act at all. The woman's got a weird voice and she just rolls with it.
>>83213432
It probably doesn't help that the love of her life, and entire reason she went to war in the first place, just up and left her. Violence always takes it's toll on the Human psyche, gems probably aren't that different. And if the entire reason for her committing those violent acts is gone now, can she justify them in her own mind any more?
>>83213432
I think it's more that the horrors of war never managed to catch up to her when she had Rose with her. Now that she's gone, she probably felt like she had nobody to talk to.
>>83213457
Three. Unless you count everything Centipeetle does as unintentional because she's feral, but then it's still four.
>Lapis tried to drown him
>Peridot tried to crush him
>Jasper tried to laser him
>>83213498
The only way that Steven will be able to make both of them happy is if he marries both.
>>83213487
who?
Anyway, really know way to guess at who would be a good Amethyst/Peridot fusion until we know what the design is suppose to look like anyway
>>83213469
I don't think she live-action acts either.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2sa6iHWF8I
>>83213493
Also Sarah Lynn from Bojack Horseman.
Yep, the same fucking voice, but it fits hyperactive characters I guess.
>>83213526
>>83213498
Wrong Love Triangle/Poly Ship
>>83213537
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0MT8SwNa_U
>>83213549
Steven > Amy.
>>83213526
move to utah. those people have never been known to get caught[/spoiler]___________in their multi spouse lifestyles.
>>83213478
When will a sword-wielding gem show up toslice Connie in two?
>>83213588
>Steven vs Amethyst incoming
In general sure, but for shipping with Peridot and Lapis, nah
I might be crazy for my shipping choices, but at least those are actually possible unlike shipping Steven with anyone other than Connie
>>83213636
Kinda ignoring the fact Pearl is adept as shit in Sword wieldingdespite her weapon being a spear
What's stopping her from dual wielding with a Sword and Spear?
>>83213636
Pearl?
>>83213636
in retrospect these statues barely resembled the diamonds. though perhaps they're meant to be older combat oriented looks?
>>83213649
nothing
she used to dual wield swords and we have seen her dual wield spears
>>83213664
They are probably Gem generals or some shit.With the fourth destroyed statue being Rose's.
>For the longest time, I thought you were the other type of Indian.
... Would Steven actually make that mistake? I mean, he's not the sharpest tool in the shed, but he's not a total moron, right?
>>83213649
Differences in range and balance would make that very, very silly.
Why aren't there more Elegant Gems?
>>83213689
It's not as bizarre as dual wielding whips but i see what you mean, it'd be like having a tooth pick for longer stabbing but a short knife for slashing.
It would get weird.
>>83213013
She isn't in english.
>>83213688
Honestly Steven is so cute and innocent and raised by such good people, I don't think Connie's race has ever actually crossed his mind
He doesn't care what color Amethyst, Garnet and Pearl are, why would he give Connie's skin color any thought at all?
>>83213220
>Why would Steven even want to fuse with another human?
>Sadie tells Steven she wishes Lars knew how he makes her feel when he's an asshole
>>83213078
>sugar will never get people like this to animate action for her
>>83213767
>you will never understand how producing a show works
>>83213750
Doesn't associates skin to race so probably, hearing 'I'm Indian' and being a proud US citizen probably thought cowboys and Indian.
>>83213422
I'd blame Poe's law for this but I actually posted the picture of the fusion
>>83213078
Nah, Lapis would just create a water clone and BTFO Amethyst.
>>83213681
rose as a direct general to pink diamond is the best theory i can think of to fit her in right now.
>>83213750
>Honestly Steven is so cute and innocent and raised by such good people, I don't think Connie's race has ever actually crossed his mind
just what are you implying?
>>83213688
He's homeschooled by Pearl.
>>83213762
What if Steven could use his powers to just allow other people to fuse without fusing himself?
who would he help fuse?
>>83209055
>Amethyst is watching this video on TV while sitting on the couch.
>She leans closer with the same expression as pic related.
>Steven walks into the room
>Amethyst panics and hastily changes the TV channel
>"S-Steven! I was, uh, just looking for my show!"
>Amethyst accidentally changes the channel to gay porn.
>Amethyst: "Eheheheheheh..."
>Steven is shocked.
>Garnet emerges from under the opposite couch cushion.
>Garnet: "This is fine too."
>>83213801the cool kids
>>83213705
>mother fucking implying
>>83213649
Anyone who knows anything about swordsmanship knows that a spear is better in almost every case.
>>83213796
what are you implying that I'm implying?
>>83213705
>>83213616
Polygamy is now legal in all 50 states.
>>83213796
>>83213840
>>83213731
They're basically made for two completely different purposes too. Not only would you have to take the difference in balance and reach into account at all times, but you'd have to effectively use two completely different fighting styles with each arm. Your brain would probably try to favor one weapon too, and the differences between the sword and spear would effectively mean that the favoring of one render the other near-useless. It's not impossible, but it's dramatically more taxing on brain power that could be spent on things like dodging and evading. Also, the imbalance between the two sides of your body would make it both significantly easier to be knocked off balance, and significantly harder to recover.
Let's just say that there's a very good reason that most dual-wielding in history involved two of the same weapon.
>>83213569
What a bitch.
>>83213688
>>83213750
>>83213856
We Tombwomb now?
>>83213705
But there are.
>>83213852
why is this artist the best?
>>83213705
agreed.
>>83213888
>tombwomb
what does that even mean?
>>83213840
being aware of the concept of race is evil, pure minds can't even be infected with the idea of race no matter how they would use it if they could
>>83213894
because
>>83213839
>Anyone who knows anything about swordsmanship knows that a spear is better in almost every case.
In the comics she pulls out dual tonfas to block projectiles and a baton to whack away a slime based enemy so she wouldn't just cut right through it.
But yeah, infinite short spears that fire lasers are generally better than swords...except swords don't burn magic energy beyond the storage retrieval.
Also her short spears have a spiral blade so that limits her attack options to very precision slashes and thrusts
>>83213705
>>83213889
>>83213902
May as well just link to the whole set.
http://esmaelj.tumblr.com/post/142032014438/i-procrastinated-otl-i-may-add-other-characters
>>83213913
abortion, I think.
>>83213913
I think like a murdercock equivalent but it probably wouldn't work that way.
>>83213933
>>83213924
sounds pretty right to me, the only way we can actually prevent things like prejudice is to not realize there is something to be prejudice about in the first place
>>83213913
Are you that new that you don't know about the murdercock?
![Steven.Universe.S03E04E05.Barn.Mates.Hit.The.Diamond.720p.mp4_snapshot_15.51_[2016.05.27_08.17.23].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/mWzZFv3.jpg "Steven.Universe.S03E04E05.Barn.Mates.Hit.The.Diamond.720p.mp4_snapshot_15.51_[2016.05.27_08.17.23].jpg")
Earl is hot
>>83213933
No
Fuck you
What you did was unforgivable.
>>83213986
How are you planning to fix sexism anon?
>>83213951
>Dat Peri
1000% Adorbs
>>83213951
Thanks anon
never enough gems dressing fancy
>>83213938
She also turned her spear into a sword in that same comic series.
Now if they could just make it happen in the show that'd be fucking great.
>>83214000
I want to hit the showers with earl
>>83213877
>Let's just say that there's a very good reason that most dual-wielding in history involved two of the same weapon.
Sword and dagger
Anything and shield
Spear and net
Flail and sickle
Bolas and club
Two of the same weapon is ridiculously uncommon
>>83213919
>perifags this desperate
Literally never ever
>>83213951
>no individual Steven
>>83213888
>>83213913
>>83213953
>>83213956
As long as we're being 4chan, wouldn't Connie just be giving birth to some manner of human/gem hybrid? Or does "tombwomb" imply that her vagina becomes a gravitational singularity and pull Steven in, where he ends up in some kind of voidspace?
>>83213956
It would if Steven created a new gem hybrid to take up the mantle of perfect boy/girl.
>>83213993
are you implying that Steven is gonna kill Connie or that Connie is gonna kill Steven?
either way it doesn't make much sense
now Dr M there is a tombwomb just waiting for a gem to kill itself inside
The most awkward thing in /sug/?
>>83213986
I'd argue but I do think that the solution to trannies is to not acknowledge them and pretend they don't exist.
>>83214012
She didn't turn her spear into a sword. It still had the spiral blade. She can just freely adjust the handle length, similar to how Amethyst can adjust the number of tails on her whip and Garnet can adjust the size of her gauntlets.
Reminder.
Just caught up with the French eps
goddamn this show is cute
>>83213748
Yes she is. Not by a huge margin with Garnet around, but still, lovely singing voice.
>>83214046
Fusion
>>83214034
Steven will cease to be if their condom breaks at an bad time.
>>83214047
your close, the solution to trannies is for people to see little or no different between guys and girls in the first place, its rigid gender roles that society enforces that drive people to transexuality, if society didn't make such a big deal out of that sort of thing, people wouldn't feel uncomfortable with themselves to the point of needing hormone treatment and plastic surgery
>>83214043
HUMANS are the murdercocks and tombwombs, anon. Gems don't mince up humans and turn them into hybrids. Gems are the ones who get minced.
>>83214073
Why would his gem only shoot out if the condom broke, his cum doesn't know where it's going to end up.
If it worked like that he will cease to be the first time he ejaculates at all.
>>83214101
Magic, anon.
Magic.
>>83214101
SmartCum™
>>83214067
>Ruby trying to woo Sapphire with corny lines
Well...
>You know what's nice about being separate like this? I get to look at you.
These two are so outrageously cutesy, and I love it.
>>83214089
you need therapy
>>83214073
You're assuming Steven is fertile, which is ridiculous when half his DNA is magic hard light glue. His sperm would likely dissolve after it leaves his body.
I think the only thing he could reliably impregnate would be a holoPearl since they seem to be self sustaining albeit weak hard light golems.
>>83214100
so you agree that Armstrong just wants to knock Dr M up with itself then?
inb4 human cross breeding is the only way to fix a gem mutant
>>83214101
Or it doesn't, because the gem knows when conception occurs.
>>83214124
Youre an idiot. Steven is human except for his gem powers. He isn't half hard light or some bullshit like that.
>>83214124
>muh hard light
get out
Evil Connie in season 5?
peri is for hug or fug,/sug/?
>>83214151
Exactly.
Steven can't poof, he would die.
>>83214115
I chuckled
>>83214117
That's why we need five more Sapphires and the Ruby Squad as members of the Barn Clods
>>83214124
>discussing hypothetical shit about a fictional show
>calling other people's ideas ridiculous
>proceeds to come up with even more ridiculous headcanon
Holopearl? You are a parody of yourself.
>>83214163
Hug while fug
>>83214118
yeah, but not for that comment
if you disagree whatever, transexuality is a subject I expect most people to be ignorant on, and I'm not gonna argue over it, because most people don't get it at all
>>83214163
She is for being annoying when Lapis told her to leave her alone.
>>83212721
The OP should be changed to say
"NEW" Hit The Diamond on June 2nd
>>83214151
No he isn't, he's half-human half-Gem.
Fuck's sake when will we get another Pearl episode
>>83214183
Transexuals are insane though.
When will Connie turn out to be a robot?
>>83213924
So, because a certain subset of the population uses their awareness of race as an excuse to discriminate against others, the concept itself is evil?
You might as well say that pattern recognition is evil. The tumblr in here is pretty bad today.
This thread has gone to a very bad place, and I deeply regret it.
Though, I can't really imagine things would've gone any better in [DATA EXPUNGED] Edition.
>>83214181
>>83212878
Fuck no that's ugly, that's why I'm not sure I want Steven fusing with a gem
>>83214204
When M E T A L takes over the world.
>>83214151
>Steven is human except for his gem powers. He isn't half hard light or some bullshit like that.
Right, because Rose could make organic DNA to contribute to Steven's genome.
When he runs low on magic he turns into a fucking baby. He isn't god damn human with magic powers from his gem. He's a god damn hard light chimera held together by Rose.
Fuck, you see fissures appear on his skin when he gets exposed to gem destabilizers.
http://tvlistings.zap2it.com/tv/steven-universe/upcoming-episodes/EP01616432?aid=zap2it
Reminder that there's a fair chance that Steven Floats will air on the 9th, and that Steven Floats wasn't part of the In Too Deep event, meaning that there might not be a hiatus before the Summer of Steven.
They also normally don't label placeholder episodes as new. In any case, we'll probably get the full June schedule or an announcement regarding the Summer of Steven sometime in the next 4 days.
>>83214209
I agree.
But would the gems be able to defeat the lizard?
>>83214127
I think it takes considerable gemtech engineering skill to create a hybrid. Without creating a new line of actual DNA based off of an individual gem's features and probably some specialized interface systems within the gem itself then there will be no pregnancy.
>>83214124
>Steven
>infertile
He can shapeshift, if anything he'd be able to shapeshift fertile semen, and even then he's a brand-new species so we could come up with anything at all.
>holoPearl
My point still stands.
>>83212902
I really did not get why everyone thought she was super attractive.
I thought she was just cool.
Then again maybe it's just me. I apparently hang around really attractive men and I don't notice.
>>83214225
Oh boy.
>>83214089
>I'm not the one who is messed up its the billions of normally functioning people that are wrong
Naw. I'm cool wuth trans people and gays doing whatever they want because its their right to seek happiness wherever it can come from. But don't try and act like society has to change itself for you and the minority of LGBT people
>>83214115
Patent pending.
>>83213124
Kids are already thinking all Rubies are the same
#notallrubies
>>83214211
That one isn't very well designed, there are much better ones out there.
>>83213022
>"Touch my /v/-ness"
>>83214268
Pearl that design sucks.
>Steven is 14
>he's probably started masturbating
>his bedroom is open plan and the Gems walk through all the time
>the only place he can get some privacy is in the bathroom
>Peridot has seen what happens in there
>>83214222
He's basically Greg's child with Rose's gem stuck in him. Steven was barely affected by the destabilisers and for all we know that's what would happen to any human.
Until we see Steven get fucking killed and regenerate from his gem, i'm not convinced.
>>83214240
>men
I don't understand.
>>83214089
It's weird they either frat Chad or hurr durr make-up and Barbie.
Oh well no skin off my dick
>>83214237
>He can shapeshift, if anything he'd be able to shapeshift fertile semen
We have no idea how his shapshifting works with regards to his organic form but that is indeed potentially possible.
Potentially.
>>83214264
bully the pearl, make her cry and hurt her feelings.
>>83214293
i don't either
So.... Why doesn't Homeworld send a fleet to Earth to take care of it now that they know that the Cluster has failed?
>>83214230
Nobody can. They'd manage to get it down to an extremely low amount of mass, which then proceeds to turn into a black hole. Then it bullshits its way out of being bubbled and the Foundation recaptures it.
Why is it always that damn lizard? There are about 3000 SCPs, but fucking casuals only ever talk about approximately three of them. Goddamn.
>>83214309
I'm glad we can't understand.
>>83214268
I'm going spear u pearl
>>83214222
>this entire post
First off those aren't fissures they are energy running through his body. If he was actually held together by nothing more than Rose's gem then he would not have been able to pass through them at all.
Rose's womb was organic. Rose's egg was organic. This is simple fact and nothing can get around this. You can not grow a child without an organic egg which she had to have produced. Stay mad that your fan theories are literally retarded and that you are hyper analyzing a show with fart jokes.
>>83214268
Listen, you stupid Pearl, the Steven fan-fusions are terrible
Just bad
>>83214268
this guy should take some life drawing classes
good eye though
>>83214278
>>83214319
>>83214325
Can you blame me for wondering how my fusion with Steven would look like?
>>83214316
>SCP 682 becomes a black hole
ANON
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
YOU HAVE DOOMED US ALL
>>83214308
...gentle dicking 4 Pearl
