Should I really do it?
>>82885907
yes, you glorious bastard
No.
>>82885907
Go right ahead if you're really that bored.
It's just one more crap thread I'll be hiding, only in this case it's crappyness has nothing to do with the anons in it or the OP and everything to do with the comic itself.
>>82885934
>yes, you glorious bastard
even if you pirates disgust me very much?
>>82885945
OK
>>82885907
BOY HE BOUT TO DO IT.
>>82885959
that's your problem, not mine
I'm just here to laugh at the stupidity
Do you guys really live like this, on your knees begging for someone to upload comics? I read the issue like 4 hours ago
YES! And just before work!
What kinda event u want senpai?
>>82885993
inb4 this comes back to haunt her after she kills Bruce
>>82885993
You want to be at ground zero once the shit posting and meme pages begin.
>>82886023
>we cannot punish someone for a crime they did not commit
Isn't she on the minority report team?
>>82885959
>>82885993
>>82886023
This is a surprisingly well-written speech by Bendis' standards
>>82886006
>What kinda event u want senpai?
A well-written, interesting one?
>>82886072
>Hero tells someone to surrender
>They actually do
That's rare
>>82886071
It's a lawyer's closing arguments, so he knows better than to fall into his template for casual talk
>>82886071
It's legal jargon. That was his bread and butter on Powers and Daredevil.
>>82886071
Yeah but its one he's written before. It's all the same points from a case he had in his daredevil run
>>82886124
RIP
>>82886082
Latverians are used to taking orders from men in metal masks.
>>82886124
>Bendis managed to do only 5 pages before falling in his bad dialogue again
>>82886124
Truth be told, Rhodey being made Secretary of Defense makes more sense than that time Bush gave the job to Tony Stark.
Why did they obscure the Prez? It's pretty clear from Vision #1 that Obama is the 616 PotUS
>>82886165
I know he was made head of SHIELD, was he also made Secretary of Defense at an unrelated time?
>All this bitching about Bendis
>So far the issue has been good
Try not to walk into new things with a blatant bias.
>>82886170
>For the party
Rhodey confirmed a Democrat then
>>82886082
Doom has stopped ruling Latveria,for now, and the citizenry know from experience the PM is gonna screw the pootch
>>82886170
Bendis really wants to get Rhodes out of the way to push his OC
>>82886164
And what's so bad about it again?
>>82886006
Just give me that "House of Ideas" special famalam
>>82886170
Is this all scanned shit op?
>>82886179
Yes, it was a few years before Civil War
>>82886170
Makes it more timeless. One of the most awkward things about The Dark Knight Returns is Reagans old ass.
>>82886180
>>82886194
\Fuck off Bendis
>>82886124
Wow, that's really a sitting duck change.
>>82886198
I'm taking screenshot from my Comixology comic reader, this is first storytime for me. Sorry if it's not perfect for you pirates.
>>82886194
It's not QUITE Bendis-speak, at least what I consider Bendis speak. He hasn't done the Metal Gear "repeat the last thing the other speaker just said" yet, and they aren't speaking obviously like teenagers either.
>>82886170
You should be more worried about Loki running than Tony Stark Mr. President.
>>82886188
Not really a difficult assumption. Roughly 95% of african americans identify as democrats and moderate-to-left leaning independents.
>>82886170
Marvel usually does that, even if it's fairly obvious from dialog and art hints who the president is supposed to be. To make things less dated, hypothetically.
>>82886194
It's unnatural and Bendis uses it for all characters, even the ones who would never talk that way.
>>82886180
Give Bendis time, he knows how to disappoint his readers
>>82885993
I only like begging on my knees whena girlmakes me do it tbqh
>>82886222
Nah don't worry. I was asking because it hasn't been ripped yet.
Sorry guys I can't go on right now, need to go back to work. I guess someone else will pick it up from here, if not I'll be back in maybe a couple hours.
>>82886222
While I always apreciate a good Bendis storytime you don't have to be such a fag OP
>>82886253
Stop making it gay
>>82886222
Who is that seamen demon with the dog hat?
>>82886190
>Doom has stopped ruling Latveria
Why?
>>82886260
oh right EVERYONE wants to be an inhuman now but EVERYONE hates the mutants.
>>82886273
He gave them democracy during Axis.
>>82886260
Fair enough then.
But next time, don't start a storytime if you aren't absolutely sure you'll haveenough time to finish at least one issue
>>82886273
After Secret Wars, Doom decided to leave Latveria and everything behind to find himself again or something
>>82886281
That has nothing to do with it, it was temporary, 8 months after Axis Latveria was already back to normal under Doom
>>82886280
I've met that guy who's cheering. It has nothing to do with wanting to be an Inhuman, he's the kind of fucker who thinks the cloud will get him high
>>82886281
But didn't he go back to his old ways after Axis?
>>82886280
Species wars now gas the inhumans
>>82886280
And by EVERYONE you mean a few college students. EVERYONE!
>>82886207
>>82886234
So why it was obvious Obama in Vision
>>82886283
Don't tell me what to do!
>>82886280
It's not like they knew what an Inhuman was before now. Mutants have had decades to mature into the hated and feared minority. Also it is just one guy, the girls just seemed curious.
>>82886280
Mutants are terrorists that carry out high profile assassinations and indoctrinate child soldiers
Inhumans are sky pirates from the moon
>>82886260
Eh. I can use this I guess.
>>82886222
Wait, his actual fucking name is Ulysses? I thought that was a superhero name or something. Who fucking names their kid that?
>>82886338
His superhero name is the Profiler. Really.
>>82886268
What are you, some kind of faggot?
>>82886338
It was supposed to be Homer, but everyone made fun of it when it got leaked.
>>82886338
I have a co-worker whose name is Aquiles, like the Greek warrior
>>82886338
His original name was Homer.
Because Bendis is an idiot.
Do you think his waifu is going to come out ugly?
>>82886312
PINGISH!
PINGISH!
PINGISH!
>>82886338
Fans of classic literature or history ners that liked Grant I guess
>>82886348
D'oh!
>>82886222
Is the nigger the chick from Invincible Iron Man who built an Iron army?
>>82886222
>>82886312
I would like to fuck Dog Hat Girl.
>>82886361
I'm betting those Sh'iar only came here because they missed Cannonball and Smasher's parties
>>82886351
>>82886348
Make his name something normal like "Bob" or "John". Fucking hell, he's probably just going to be a plot device in this event with no more character than Layla had in House of M.
>>82886361
>Ultimates are preventing aliens from having sex with humans
YOU MONSTERS
>>82886361
>Coipel dykeCarol
HNNG
Something good came from CW2 after all.
>>82886260
>>82886222
Homer has good taste in women
>>82886378
Do they count as furries if they're fucking bird people?
>>82885993
you are missing the point, anon. You dont come here to read the comic only, you come to shitpost and memes. An unfiltered sense of community that usually shill forums like cbr or others cannot replicate.
Thats why these shitty threads are popular. You read your comic irl alone, here you read it with everyone else.
>>82886390
Wait, fucking what? Since when was Samson alive?!
>>82886390
>Three weeks ago I thought you up and died
Doc Samson has been been dead for FAR MORE than just three weeks. Deadpool exhumed his corpse a few months ago and everything, so you can't blame Secret Wars.
>>82886390
When did Doc come back?
>>82886406
Pretty sure that dialogue is the only handwave you'll get.
>BENDIS
>>82886312
>Metapod used Harden!
>>82886397
>you come to shitpost and memes.
That doesn't sound... good.
And yet I'm here posting so I guess I'm just as bad as you pirates.
>>82886411
When he died?
>>82886312
Because Vision is a low level book and this is the event comic connected to the new movie.
>>82886370
No, she's younger.
>>82886410
>"Damn it, I called Samson weeks ago, why isn't he answering my calls?!"
>"Captain Marvel, Doctor Samson has been dead for months."
>>82886390
Let's leave aside the fact that Doc Samson has been dead for years, not just "three weeks" and that Bendis doesn't bother explaining it.
He was working with the Leader and MODOK in a plan to take over the world and kill a bunch of people, he belongs in prison.
>>82886432
Oh ok. I think it's another university too... maybe MIT?
>>82886390
>Bendis ignore continuity
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>82886382
Not better than Rocafort's Dyke Carol.
This is the worst comic I've read the past decade. I'm hyped for the next few months.
>>82886439
>He was working with the Leader and MODOK in a plan to take over the world and kill a bunch of people, he belongs in prison.
But that was before Battleworld...
>>82886459
Didn't Deadpool dig up his grave after Secret Wars to make sure he was still in it?
>>82886188
Republicans aren't exactly known for being nice to black people outside of Abraham Lincoln. If anything you should be surprised a black Republican exists if you ever run into one.
>>82886454
Lets not get ahead of ourselves.
>>82886459
I'm tired of repeating this, but Secret Wars changed absolutely nothing except the events of the Final Incursion, everything else happened exactly the same except for Miles Morales being added into 616 like he had always been there.
>>82886469
Yes, yes he did
I'm enjoying this so far. I know you guys will hate it out of principle but so far it's working for me.
>>82886454
Oh come on, this comic hasn't even been bad so far.
>>82886440
Yeah, that sounds right. I think the mech girl also had darker skin? Though that could be dismissed as colorist difference.
>>82885993
I love She Hulk because she fulfills my fetishes for giant women and pencil skirts at the same time.
The green and muscle stuff is irrelevant, but I'm willing to deal.
>>82886469
Was he?
>>82886480
It's good so far. Still have a while before the character assassination starts.
>>82886469
Yes he did. I remember it because I was surprised they didn't use Secret Wars to bring Samson back
Rushing the last ones.
>>82886477
OML got into 616 as well, don't forget that.
>>82886260
How has there not been a mass evacuation order or at least a public shelter?
>>82886480
Maybe you are enjoying this because you are reading it with us?
>>82886505
Good ol' Maria Hill
>>82886505
>>Jester dead again
Heh, and he died in the first Civil War.
>>82886483
did she just jump up to the helicarrier can she really jump that high?
>>82886510
The mists are completely harmless to normal humans
>>82886505
Okay, now Bendis just rubs it on our face.
>>82886505
Bendis speak confirmed
>>82886505
I believe this is the first and only time that a cop/guard has ever killed a super-villain.
And it was the fucking Jester.
You'd think someone like Crossbones would have "resisted arrest" or "looked threatening" at some point.
>>82886520
It's a Civil War tradition.
>>82886530
She's a Hulk
>>82886530
It's Bendis' comic anon. Stop asking these stupid questions.
>>82886483
Two questions. She-Hulk can survive a 1000 foot fall, yes?
Second question, since there's clearly clouds below the Helicarrier, does anybody have the humorous mental image of She-Hulk jumping to try that, missing, and having to do it a few more times?
>>82886525
That was actually a different Jester
>>82886439
he was mentally manipulated, IIRC.
Also, got better just in time to sacrifice himself.
And, well, Secret Wars.
>>82886530
That is a thing that Hulk can easily do, so Bendis probably assumed she could to.
Now, if she actually CAN is a decent question.
>>82886536
A) That's bullshit
B) What about any people with an inhuman gene that don't WANT to get freaky powers and immediately become slave to a tyrant queen? They're still US citizens.
C) Eventually there is going to be a dude with black bolt's powers and it will not end well.
>>82886483
She Hulk looks great in those glasses.
>>82886549
I didn't before reading this post, and now I'm glad I do.
>>82886535
>are you an Inhuman
did they not see him pop out of the pod?
>>82886505
Maria your are straight up a supervillain yourself
>>82886535
They call me... Homer
>>82886570
They will blame everything bad on Cyclops
>>82886566
it depends on how much she did train in her human form.
It's still unlikely for her, though.
>>82886570
>slave
>tyrant queen
Scott please go
And I'm done.
Never again.
>>82886608
Thank you, anon
>>82886608
You did a good job anyway anon. Thanks.
>>82886570
iirc the reason is that mist is diluted so it isn't killing people.
most people don't know they are inhuman.
We will cross that bridge eventually
>>82886608
Thank you. See you next week
>>82886608
Thanks! See you next time, anon!
>>82886549
My first thought was how impressed i was that she could aim good enough to land on the carrier.
>>82886508
He's not native just like how the Squadron Supreme isn't native. Why bring him up?
>>82886520
I love her. Some people are just assholes and they deserve to be in a story just as much anyone else.
>>82886555
>>82886583
>>82886608
So Ulysses is seeing a future where his Inhuman crush nukes a city?
>>82886619
Terrigen mist was never lethal to humans. Although after Secret Wars the roaming clouds somehow became lethal to mutants.
So Carol gets to be the Nazi this time around?
>>82886634
so it seems
what I don't understand is why She-Hulk and Capt. Marvel are on the same side in all the promotional images. They seem to have very different ideas on the topic.
>>82886608
>Never again.
good because it was a shit storytime
>>82886640
Terrigen was shown to not be good for mutants back during Son of M.
>>82886619
isnt killing humans but humans dont want to be super powered creeps
Proof
The last issue of uncanny x-men we saw humans living in the morlocks tunnels to stay away from the cloud
>>82886640
It killed people in silent war
>>82886640
>Terrigen mist was never lethal to humans.
In Agents of SHIELD humans who get in touch with terrigen mist bu that are not inhumans... well, they die.
>>82886072
>Marines
I thought Rhodes was in the airforce
POST THE BINGO!
HOW MANY SPOT DID WE GET WITH THIS ISSUE ?
>>82886643
Going just by this issue I would have guessed the event was about Carol leading one side and Jen leading the other
>>82886666
Only in the movies, Satan.
>>82886661
One, that's only Agents of SHIELD, not the comics.
Two, that wasn't even the mist itself, it was that metal in the diviner.
>>82886643
She-Huk dies and Carol uses her death to persude more people to support her cause
>>82886655
Wrong
one of Kurt Brother and Unus got powered again thanks to the terrigent mist
>>82886505
>Who died
gosh, could it be the guy we where just talking about
>Let me repeat the guys name 5 times
thanks, Bendis
>>82886643
She-Hulk will get a rocket to her tits and will most likely die because of it
>>82886592
If he hadn't stopped Vulcan from making Shi'armerica great again Black Bolt's Bitchass would be in a shi'ar gulag where he belongs.
>>82886640
It's been 100% lethal to humans for over a decade and 99% lethal (or Oh god I wish this was actually lethal) to mutants.
>>82886677
Nah he was a pilot in the old Iron Man books
>>82886670
It was alreadyposted at thet start of the thread. >>82885970
Now someone just has to post a version with the spots updated for this issue
>>82886682
But the powers went into overdrive and almost killed them.
>>82886666
MCU Rhodes is USAF. Comicbook Rhodes is Marines. The uniform he's wearing here looks Air Force. It is arguably possible that the typical Marvel writer or artist doesn't know the difference in uniforms and just wen with the movie look.
>>82886666
That's what I thought...
Everything I know is a LIE
>>82886691
>>82886681
>strong independent female lead
>dies
kek it's like you don't actually know how Marvel works. What next? A not-muslim Miss Marvel?
>>82886697
The marines have their own airforce
>>82886697
The USMC flies planes, too.
>>82886608
kill yourself for storytiming this crap
>>82886712
now marvel wants to get rid of the more important female leads so Carol can be THE marvel wonder woman.
By killing she-hulk you just need to get rid to Storm since she is more popular that Carol in pop culture.
>>82886720
>>82886731
Technically they use Naval Aviation aircraft I think, but yes, a Marine can be a pilot.
>>82886740
What, you don't want to read this garbage?
>>82886753
>Storm since she is more popular that Carol in pop culture.
Storm has been irrelevant for a very long time anon
>>82886670
That's a pretty good start.
>>82886765
No. And fuck you lemmings for being dumber than a brick
Why does everyone think she-hulk will die in this book sorry for the stupid uestion
>>82886787
How? We're not buying it.
>>82886781
You might as well fill the SOMEONE DIES and GotG slots since those are confirmed by FCBD and Solicits
>>82886769
I like to think that the x-men cartoons, Claremont x-men and her time as Queen of Wakanda still make her more relevant than Carol
>>82886794
Leaks and Free Comic Book Day literally saw her get a rocket to the tit that nearly killed her.
Also, Bendis doesn't like her and we know what he does to women he doesn't like.
>>82886419
to be fair, the official sites and comixology still need to get there, allowing to read reactions to the page, just like some of those manga readers online do. I always read manga online with comments on, its more fun and someone always catched the reference in the page.
>>82886802
Let's take it an issue at a time, it's funner that way.
>>82886794
Solicitations talk about a big death, and it's blatantly obvious from context that it's She-Hulk
>>82886796
You're still reading it.
You will discuss it, and you will generate buzz about it. Congrats fags
>>82886806
It's true, casuals still think she's married to black panther.
>>82886806
Pak's solo bombed.
>>82886781
At least half of these are nitpicky bullshit at worst and sad victimization at best.
Oh, you're telling me writers tend to write about characters they like? I'm shocked.
>>82886781
We also got "Characters acting out of character" and "Bendis created character is important"
>>82886821
Yeah, I guess you're right. But the FCBD issue already came out, so the SOMEONE DIES slot should still be filled imo
>>82886827
Because nobody else is talking about it anywhere else on the Internet, right?
>>82886845
Who acted out of character this issue?
>>82886841
>Oh, you're telling me writers tend to write about characters they like? I'm shocked.
I think it should be limited to just Kitty Pryde. Bendis hasn't actually wanked off Cage in a while.
>>82886781
>Characters sitting around and talking about life
That happened here
>Characters acting out of character
Black Panther in the FCBD issue
>>82886861
Obama.
>>82886860
Yes. Also, 4chan > rest of the internet
I am disappoint anons
>>82886794
spoilers said she would die
solits has her absent from all the books she is apart of. But honestly since chulk's solits say it is personal too cho, it is probably bruce
>>82886890
>>Characters sitting around and talking about life
But they're not eating, that's important.
Also, they're talking less about their lives and more about their jobs and worries.
>>82886023
Wow did Jen just pull the slavery card in a jury full of black people?
Respect
>>82886879
He hasn't done much Avengers in a while.
>>82886861
Doc samsom
He is out of character becaus he is alive
>>82886899
Why? Sure it's weird for Obama to be nominating a new Secretary of Defense when he has 8 months left, but nothing he said seemed "out of character"
>>82886923
>Wow did Jen just pull the slavery card in a jury full of black people?
And, when did she do that?
>>82886938
Anon, that's not what out of character means.
It does mean that continuity is being ignored.
>>82886938
Skrull nigga
Secret Invasion II coming next summer
>>82886473
>Republicans aren't exactly known for being nice to black people outside of Abraham Lincoln
>citation needed
>>82886943
I think in the 616, Obama is pulling off the whole run for a 3rd term thing. Not like he has much competition. He don't give a fuck.
>>82886970
>History
>>82886970
Just go over to any Trump thread on /pol/
>>82886970
The southern strategy.
>>82886978
>Not like he has much competition.
Oh really?
>>82886955
not the anon but the fact that she brought up free people in a jury full of black people was to manipulate them.
>>82886979
>>82886984
>>82886994
>citation still needed
>>82886124
>>82886170
I gotta say, out of all Marvel heroes, Rhodey is probably one of the ones best suited for the office of President.
it wasnt so bad
did bendis finally did it? is he finally a decent writer?
sure lets ignore the fact he rapes continuity again
>>82886473
>If anything you should be surprised a black Republican exists
>>82887011
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Southern_strategy
>>82886222
>Ohio State University
>that building in the background
Lazy motherfucking artists can't even LOOK UP a building for this shit?
There's no structure like that at the entire university. Not a single one.
>>82887039
t. Buthurt man from Ohio.
Is Coipel the greatest black comic artist of all time?
>>82887039
This is the motherfucker who thought Cambridge was in London.
>>82887036
>unironically linking to tumblrpedia
>still no citation
>>82887084
I-It's not?
>>82887087
What kind of citation do you need?
>>82887087
>tumblrpedia
really?
>>82887087
>tumblrpedia
Oh please.
>>82886608
Glad, that i didnt waste money on this. THanks, op.
>>82887084
He also thought that Google was a thing in 1996, and that people were on their cell phones during dinner too.
>>82887062
Sorry, I haven't had my coffee yet and I want to be angry at comics by Bendis.
>>82887084
To be fair, I was pretty amazed when I learned about the Westminster/London thing but that's completely different!
>>82887087
>tumblrpedia
>>82887087
>tumbrpedia
but you are wrong anon, this is tumblrpedia
http://sjwiki.org/wiki/Main_Page
and http://tumblrpedia.wikia.com/wiki/Tumblrpedia_Wikia
>>82887087
Is everything outside of 4chan tumblr now?
>>82887093
Nope, 50 miles away.
>>82887139
>To be fair, I was pretty amazed when I learned about the Westminster/London thing but that's completely different!
The point is, that's a google search away. I found out that they're not the same thing in the time it took you to read this page.
If he can't do something that easy, actually looking up an entire campus is too much for this hack.
>>82887166
Of course not.
Reddit exists too.
>>82887171
Hey now, this is on the artist, you can't blame Bendis for this particular instance
>>82887166
And several things inside 4chan
>>82886410
I'm going to be more charitable towards Bendis than I'm normally inclined to be and say she was saying something like "A couple of weeks ago, I heard that you'd died," and she was just that far behind the times on the fact that he'd been dead for years.
This having been said, this is still the laziest bullshit I've ever seen when it comes to him being back from the dead.
>>82887166
>implying we arent /co/mblr
>>82886390
I for one am glad that Doc Samson is back and that they're ignoring Loeb's character assassination.
>>82886608
>>82886608
What the fuck is going on? Does this issue take place before or after FCBD issue?
>>82886232
Most African Americans don't vote. The religious sort have trouble with the ethics of the democratic party.
>>82886473
Yeah it isn't like the GOP had a black guy, an Indian, two cubans and an orange running for their nomination. I know you speak out of ignorance but do us all a favor and keep it to yourself.
>>82887192
I love how there's two versions of this image, a tumblr one and a /pol/ one.
>>82887192
>We
>>82887209
Theres even a tumblr version out there decked out with pink hair, feminist tats, and of course the glasses
>>82887214
are
>>82885959
If his past as a costumed goofball came up shouldn't it mean a retrial anyway as he should be judged on the facts of the case only? I'm not from the US but I believe that's how it works over there.
