Will Homestuck become more culturally relevant than Sbahj?
Okay what changed?
>>82881287
What change?
>>82881415
wwhere is eribody
>>82881442
Its 230am on a Tuesday night brah
>>82881477
That's never stopped us before.
http://imgur.com/ifgXaQS
>>82880930
Sbahg owes much of its cultural relevance to Homestuck in the first place (being memetic for the characters in the story granted it a huge boost in real life) but it will ultimately outshine Homestuck in that relevance.
>>82881442
wwhere wwe belong
come home wwith us
>>82880930
sbahj is art
homestuck is anime trash
>>82881507
JUST
>>82879408
Jack could do this at will if you remember. It's a good bet PM was immune to the green energy (although this wasn't made clear) so it stopped being relevant.
>>82881507
Who are those guys?
requesting vriska sitting on a golden throne
having terezi and meenah wear vriska-themed collars and cuddling with their master
jake and tavros being sexy hunk guys who fan her ancient egypt slave-style
karkat and (vriska) being reduced to shitty footstools who cry alot or have them lick vriska's feet
and hussie showering her with kickstarter money
>>82881788
seconding this
but with meenah on the throne and vriska and aranea wearing nautical themed collars
>>82881788
I'd rather Roxy taking the other girls lingere shopping and sending lewd snapchats
>>82881788
thirding this
but with the whole thing in sbahj's art style
>>82881894
this
if caliborn "our guy"caliborn can't defeat john "slay the gays" egbert
who can?
>>82882085
John "Gays are A-Okay" Egbert
>>82882085
Nobody. Sorry gays!
>>82881894
You mean lingerie shopping for her and Jane, maternity wear for Jade, and an easy-use kid's microwave for Rose
>>82882124
Jit must be the most hit-or-miss musician on the music team. Sarabande and Trollcops are two of my favorite homestuck tracks, but his solo album really is a pain to get through.
>>82882164
This meme seems more mean sported than John "Faggots-to-maggots; Egbert somehow
>>82881788
is this irony stemming from butthurt or something
>>82882214
did you break down into tears while writing that
are you barren
>>82882085
Perhaps a visit from a nihilistic ghost buster will end this rampage
>>82882164
>yellow cake mix
now i'm imagining jade having yellowcake mix somewhere in her house
she accidentally gets the two mixed up and everyone dies but they all agreed it was delicious afterwards
>want to post images of meenah
>don't have any meenah images or meenah folder
it's not fair
i love her
lets list the many ways kanaya can get cucked
>>82882239
YES.
FUCK VRISKA
>>82882214
Humiliating and ruining Rose is extremely fun and she basically stopped being a person so why not
>>82882286
rose: ROSE WANT REAL WOMAN WHO CAN PROVIDE CHILDREN
jane: :B
why are all the homestuck boys twinks
even jake is one
>>82882286
She won't. She'll just fuck other women behind Rose's back.
>>82882286
rose leaves her
vriska ignores her
karkat ignores her
my name is not important
wwhat is important is wwhat im goin to do
i just fuckin hate this meteor and the troll wwigglers feastin on its corpse
my wwhole life is just cold bitter hatred and i alwways wwanted to die vviolently
this is the time of vvengeance and no life is wworth savvin and i wwill put in the gravve as many as i can
its time for me to kill and its time for me to die
my genocide crusade begins here
>>82882274
an immortal demon
ill join him
no one wwill evver knoww
>>82882319
Lord English is my favorite twink.
>>82882319
anybody have that image of super masculine jake in the fetal position
that's my head canon for jake
the only twink is dave and the vantas brothers desu
>>82882341
"NOT IMPORTANT" IS NOT A VALID NAME DIPSHIT.
>>82882335
>rose leaves her
Probably relieved
>vriska ignores her
She doesn't give a shit about Vriska
>karkat ignores her
Karkat is starving for any attention he can get and Kanaya is barely even a friend to him anymore as it is
Which is depressing because Kanaya used to be hella verbal and pretty brotastic with Karkat before Hussie's mass character assassination
I like Rose. I hope she lives a good life.
>>82882381
Fine. His name is Notimp Ortant.
>>82882362
but he isn't a boy
he's a grown ass abomination with several manchildren in his head
>>82882367
Yes I do.
>>82882392
>>82882392
is that black thing in her right hand a burnt hotpocket
>>82882348
CANDYRED SEMEN
OAR
CERULEAN SEMEN
>>82882341
>of
Hand it over.
>>82882392
She will live a dull, unintelligent, and extremely plain existence
This is the fate of the orb who will forever, rightfully, live in the shadow of her mother who literally everyone liked but her
>>82882419
yes
>>82882423
none of the above, she is double dead
>>82882405
thats some weird jake cosplay for Medic
>>82882489
oh no i think karkat just died!
>>82882423
>>82882427
eri uses of sometimes, you hand it over
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004348
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004243
on a sidenote, eri shortening "and" to "an" is just hsg fanon, he says "and" consistently in the comic
>>82882392
>those backwards arms tho
>>82882441
Rose liked Roxy. To be fair her mother was an overbearing drunk, even if she meant well.
>>82882441
why does rose have giant lips
or a duck bill
If a prospitian and a dersite breed
what color is their child?
Angel I'm calling you out
>>82882521
Too little too late. Like everything in her wretched life.
>>82882522
It's an open mouth with teeth. But Rose is the one with the biggest black DSL.
50/50
>>82882392
Her right thumb is on the wrong side
But her left hand looks fine
Does she have two left hands
>>82882528
White or black
It's not like somehow are genes are co-dominant
>>82882530
>>82882530
>not Vriska eating a kiwi sandwich
Karkat kiwi war.
>>82882510
But it's funnier when he doesn't.
>time of vvengeance
>time a vvengeance
One of these is clearly superior.
>>82882530
wow what a piece of shit why dont you go to bed daughter
>>82882530
NOT OKAY
>>82882547
can you edit this image so he's eating her out instead
>>82882392
i hope rose loses those shitty slipper and never finds another pair again
>>82882553
Don't worry, the kiwi massacre has only just started.
>>82882549
God Hussie what the fuck is wrong with you, you goddamn idiot
>>82882563
ok fine i'll change it to "a" in my text file where i store my copypastas so that when i repost it in the next thread it'll be raised to your standards
>>82882571
that was already posted, see >>82882547
>>82882566
You fucked up mom, your time has come
>>82882549
WEENIE
>>82882566
You seem much more ornery today.
Did you get down with the Karkat spirit.
>>82882582
MODS
>>82882595
Good anon. I see there's hope for you yet.
>>82882547
but WHICH ONE
WHICH
COLOR
THESE KIWIS ARE GONNA TAKE OVER THE BOARD
>>82882643
50/50 it goes either way.
>>82882530
it's okay, it's just a new trick
>>82882607
its 3am you little shit
i said go the fuck to sleep
>>82882528
i think rachel said something about this once
>>82882673
karkat edit when
>>82882673
I thought this was Angel's Roxy/John/Terezi comic from the thumbnail and now all I can think about are Pepe, the dog, and the hairy monster reenacting it.
>>82882669
fuck you, I'm drawing the kiwi genocide
>>82882694
Karkat needs drugs like, wicked bad
Just cocktail the boy with weed oil, MDMA, mushrooms, and acid, and then hug him and not let go for the next 2 days
>>82882729
How would trolls react to human drugs.
How would a human react to Gamzee's pies.
>>82882714
im going to kick this shit out of you as soon as im done painting this sandwich young lady
>>82882766
>>82882714
just kiss already
>>82882758
Considering Hussie's dirt poor cartoon-level idea of drugs, who knows
>>82882714
>>82882766
Loki <3< Angel confirmed otp?
>>82881921
five hundred hours
>>82882729
>karkat tries drugs
>dave drops him off at john's house
>>82882785
Is Karkat emitting zoosmell there?
>>82882799
WE WUZ
>>82882766
>kick this shit out of you
>this shit
What, go to bed mom, you're drunk
How did the eri wishes shrek was his dad meme start?
>>82882811
>John is cool because Roxy has leveled him the fuck out about this weirdo suburban boy hangups
>Karkat has a great time but John will never let him forget how happy he was and how much Roxy giggled the whole time
>>82882819
kicking the kiwi genocide out of todays youth
>>82882785
dont talk to me or my daughter ever again
>>82882766
Did ipgd write that? Somehow that's what I remember but whoever did deleted their AO3 account.
>>82882799
>jake and tavros are literally the same except one is black and has no horns
lmao
>>82882829
Shrek was prime meme real estate back then
Like, BIG
I liked those vork fan sbahj comics more than most the later sbahj stuff hussie did
>>82882848
>dont talk to me or my daughter ever again
hi
>>82882867
>>82882509
>Free bleeding that hard
fucken gross
>>82882878
not enough JPEG artifacts
we need to go more low quality
>>82882862
Did something change?
>>82882882
>>82882922
Periods and vaginas are gross.
>>82882898
Shrek got rekt
>>82882936
its genetic material
trolls dont have periods
>>82882936
>could be a period (which trolls don't have)
>could be piss
>could be cum
>BEND DOWN AND TAKE A LICK
>>82882936
Why is Kanaya tasting her own cum?
>>82882964
Everyone does it at least once.
Everyone.
>>82882957
Damara is just the kind of girl who probably bleeds from her vagina
>>82882964
It's part of growing up, kiddo.
>>82882892
What a weird outfit. Is this supposed to be some sort of mahou shonen thingamajig.
>>82882992
I miss John getting new duds. Though I wish he had just kept the suit. The Godtier outfits got wicked dull pretty fast, but I figure Hussie did it to promote MERCH and be lazy about drawing.
>>82882085
>caliborn "our guy"caliborn
>caliborn's last name is caliborn
>calliope's last name is also caliborn
>>82882989
That's the stuff.
>>82883012
Only Rose ever made a variation with her evening dress.
>>82883028
>>82883035
And nobody cared because Rose was a stupid boring asshole
I like how Kanaya 'Fashionista' Maryam wore the same exact fucking dress for the rest of her goddamn life after Hivebent ended
Hussie not only ignored interests littered around the start of the comic, he actively killed off ones that DID get used
Turned it all into a nice tepid colorless homogeneous mass of gruel
>>82882848
>kicking the kiwi genocide out of todays youth
wow youre really into this bro roleplaying mom, that's pretty fucking toxic
enjoy your confirmed dead kiwi
>>82883115
Who killed the kiwi?
>>82883125
Karkat and his fucking negligence
When was this made?
>>82883071
But it's okay, he addressed all of it when (Dave) visited his room and talked about how his interest in paleontology never went anywhere.
And then that version of Dave ceased mattering but it's okay again because ultimate self blah blah blah.
>>82883115last thread 404'd before I could check, did you finish up that femjohn pic?
>>82883125
When in doubt blame Vriska.
>>82883145
Here you go!
>>82883115
you're fuckin dead
>>82883159
>that smile
WEW
E
W
Bless
Condy ended up with Sassacre over two realities because okay I guess that was LE's plan/power convenience or whatever.
>>82883150
>karkat going on a quest to avenge his kiwi with the help of clover and erisol
>>82883164
i'm going to bed, the trail of dead kiwis will continue to grow in the morning
>>82883144
I gotta hand it to Hussie, he wrote one of the most boring but still downright sadistic stories I have ever seen that thoroughly tears apart any concept of individuality or importance of any actions, and made it as banal as he possibly could, and then took it to an absurdist extreme which just invalidates the whole idea to begin with
I forgot how much bizarre stuff I have in my HS folder.
>>82883214
Sleep tight kiwi-killer
If you edit Nepeta's talksprite, you can turn her into Joey on a bad hair day.
>>82883244
I used to have a lot more too before I mass purged 90% of the dumb crap.
>>82883186
That's missing the hiveswap kids
>>82883236
Karkat in a dress turned me bi
>>82883270
This is a canon-only discussion fucknuts
>>82883236
God damn it just isn't fair
>>82883159
Those eyes are really good, nice job Loki
>>82883269
kan i told you not to touch the joy
You can tell the intense "bros don't do that" feelings the artist wanted to convey with Dave.
>>82883269
This is beautiful, do you have more?
rip in pupperoni
>>82883294
I want to kiss him and rub his thighs and fuck why me
>>82883285
Congrats, man. I'm happy for you.
>>82883348
This triggers the Angle.
>>82883335
Eh I used to. This is all I got left.
anyone have the one tso comic where the guy gets really mad and his mouth contorts into a mess of sharp teeth or something?
yes i know that's a terrible explanation but i can't find it
>>82883348
And some Jades to finish off.
>>82883382
you mean the zoosmells where his gorilla gets washed?
>>82883382
but of fuckin course man
>>82883417
I think I get it now.
Every morning, Hussie would go to the nearest Zoo to take in the smell. It was what fueled his insanity induced writing sessions and ideas.
But then the owl put him in zoosmell rehab.
>>82883417
yes thank you
i'm afraid all i have to offer is this scribblette
>>82883335
glitchstuck aranea was pretty great
>>82883323
GA: Ive Got The Joy Joy Joy
GA: Joy Down In My Heart Down In My Heart
>you can get the first chapter of king's quest for free now
damn those villains
>>82883379
>>82883460
Excellent.
![1679[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/8XOhuAK.png "1679[1].png")
>>82883335
>>82883144
Goddammit, every time I think I'm getting over it I read something like this and it starts to hurt again
It had so much promise
How could it all go so wrong
>>82883502
Oh wow! You have it. God I made those such a long time ago.
>>82883509
Blame Rachel Rocklin and Ingrid Penelope Goddard-Dawson
>>82883323
>>82883464
Which homestuck character is the most like Brad "Literally did Nothing Wrong" Armstrong?
>>82883535
No
I blame everything, all of it, every last thing, on Hussie
I refuse even for a second to let him escape an iota of responsibility for his abject failure by pinning it on anyone else
>>82883528
Made any more since?
>>82883568
Nah. That was one night years and years ago just being bored and fucking around with sprite edits while reading too much /x/ and laughing at spoopy pictures.
Looking at my HS folder I sorta have the desire to organize it.
But I don't know whether I should go with artists (of which there are soem folders), characters, parings...
>>82883492
Did not enough people get it or something? If only they had the rights to a hit webcomic that had a large fanbase or something, maybe then they'd have a game that would sell...
>>82883596
Dang. They're kind of cool.
>>82881788
>vriska-themed collars
Hey that sounds identically phrased to my terezi drawing suggestion from a while ago. Does that mean it got used or is this coincidence?
>>82883551
>constantly tries to do the right thing
>constantly fucks it up
>closest friends turn on him and try to stop him
As much as it pains me to say it, pre-retcon Vriska.
>>82883610
I go by solo, doubles, groups, comics, misc. and then some random other folders for things like stabdad au. It's a very flawed system. Sorting by artists would be a clusterfuck unless you only save pictures from a select few artists.
>>82883615
steamdb says less than 90,000 people own it
>>82883640
I only have folders by those whose style I can recognize. Angel, Chaz, Tang, Wildparsnip have their own for example.
>>82883648
That could still be a success depending on how niche it is supposed to be.
>>82883648
ahahahahaahah
pitiful
>>82883687
It was supposed to be the big bang revival of a long dead series from a long dead genre nobody wanted or cared for outside of nostalgia or sheer ignorance
90,000 is a worthless amount by any measure save 'indie studio's first original IP' much less 'stolen money used to fund remake of older game that got like 6 in the series'
>>82883730
based
>>82883722
>big bang revival
I cannot imagine any publisher seriously expecting a big bang with an old property like that in a genre that went from big time to niche.
From what I heard it's still more classic point and click than the narrative focused stuff telltale popularized.
>>82883762
>I cannot imagine any publisher seriously expecting a big bang with an old property like that in a genre that went from big time to niche.
Boy do I have news for you
>>82883722
how much better would hiveswap have done
>>82883793
Under those clowns and Hussie's shit management skills? Not much better. It was doomed either way.
you know
fun
>>82883868
Oh yeah jade murdered the shit out of a dave, I forgot about that
M-Maybe it's almost done and it isn't terrible...
>>82883898
Who the fuck is that?
>>82883898
yeah it's doing so well that's why they refuse to talk about it outside of random self fellating tweets
>>82883920
Wheelchair guy from the 2.0 video
>>82883920
He's the business development manager for WP, whatever that means.
>>82883898
>An artist feeling proud of their work and gloating about it before release
My hopes are rapidly dropping.
>>82883931
Have they updated the backers with anything since news of the studio swap?
http://archive.is/IMi7U
Thoughts?
>>82884052
>The diversity of its cast has especially been meaningful for Homestuck‘s LGBTQ readers, who make up a significant portion of its fanbase
I don't know what I expected
>>82884052
>that shit about identifying with vriska
Scary.
>>82884052
>Calliope, a kindly and creative cherub who shares a body with her misogynistic brother, helped Roxy find acceptance with her gender identity, relating to the idea of being tormented by her “male counterpart”.
>>82884052
>>82884110
jfc
If someone says they identify with Vriska is that high time for your alarm bells to be ringing?
>>82884111
>roxy
>the one canon het
lmao okay
>>82884161
Yes
Yes it is
>>82884167
>the one canon het
>Forgetting John "Tolerance Tenderizer" Egbert
Pandering: The Character.
>>82883898
is he really going along with the tavros wheelchair gimmick
>>82884219
PANDERING TO WHO
Homestuck post-retcon is so fucking bad because it's all pandering AND HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO PANDER.
>>82882214
its worde to say cruel things about rose because shes a person whereas gays arent
>>82884318
did she try making hot pockets again
>>82884350
kanaya is having nightmares again
>>82883014
I'm pretty sure that's cannon for Mario Mario and Luigi Mario.
>>82884291
I just want you all to remember that I called Homestuck ending with ambiguous ships long ago, specifically because Hussie thinks it will "please" the most people, because he is retarded. Nothing À La Nothing, the school lunch that no one is allergic to.
>wake up
>hear this
what do?
>>82884462
no I was always gay
>>82884462
I try to break it as GENTLY as I can to John "i mean, it's ok if you're gay now! that's totally cool, if true" Egbert that I'm not gay, shielding my head with my arms in anticipation of the punishment that will surely follow.
>professor allows a cheat sheet, one page front and back
w-will anyone notice or care if I just print out a bunch of example problems in tiny font? is that scummy?
>>82884052
I'm still annoyed by what happened to Dave.
Did we need to hear how society's expectations of heroism and masculinity mean that Dave being gay means he can't be a hero?
This is three years after everyone on Earth's was killed by a meteor.
The main person Dave based his idea of a hero off is Bro, who is probably gay. This is massive contradiction in his argument, but we are meant to agree anyway.
Also
>DAVE: when you talk about being or not being "a homosexual" you kinda sound like a corny old man
>>82884563
Every prof I've ever known to allow a cheat sheet has been very careful to stipulate that it must be hand-written on 8 by 11 paper, specifically for the exploitation you're trying.
>>82884563
>cheat sheet front and back
this is the professor's way of saying "PLEASE DO NOT FUCKING FAIL THIS TEST HOLY SHIT
I AM GIVING YOU THE OPPORTUNITY TO LITERALLY PRINT OUT THE ENTIRE TEXTBOOK ON ONE PAGE DO NOT FUCKING FAIL THIS TEST HOLY SHIT"
so do whatever the fuck you want
shit i brought two papers taped to eachother once
unless you're in high school
then you're fucked
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003924
Nobody seems to remember that Gamzee was once one of the better-written trolls.
will ipgd take hussie's name and become ipgh if they get married
>>82884615
fuck off gamzee going silent was the best thing he could ever have done
>>82884615
maybe but he was still the worst troll
>>82884617
I don't know how changing a hyphenated surname works. She just just end up being Ingrid Penelope Hussie.
>>82884395
wow well done 'anonymous', yes i remember you particularly calling that
>>82884428
Is davekat HSGxMSPA but shitty, without humour?
>>82884615
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003910
>"CG: MAYBE I'M JUST LIKE PREEMPTIVELY THE WORST FUCKING PIECE OF TRASH WHO EVER LIVED AND DON'T EVEN KNOW IT YET, BUT HEY LOOK, YOUR FRIENDSHIP IS EXHIBIT A I GUESS."
Huh.
>>82884617
Tumblr women don't do that. It is admittedly a dumb old tradition.
>>82884677
HE SUBVERTED OUR EXOECTATIONS
BU OUTRIGHT TELLING US A CHARACTER SUCKED
HORSEAS LMAO MAH MAN
>>82884690
>implying
>>82884677
>TC: iT's LiKe, AlRiGhT, cOmPuTeRs, RiGhT?
>TC: WhAt ThE fUcK?
>TC: mIrAcLeS iS wHaT.
this was always my favourite bit of gamzee dialogue
when gay people marry do they take both last names
what if both of their last names were the same as their name
like john john john
lmao what if
what if like their middle name was like adam or some shit
hi my name is john adam john john
LMFAO
EVERYBODY WOULD HATE HIM FOR HIS NAME
Threadly reminder that Karkat is the one wwho should'vve died on the meteor, NOT Eridan.
Eridan is:
>A highblood
>Doesn't evver get cucked
>Has/had the most badass wweapon out of the entirety of Homestuck
>Able to kill one of the most powwerful beings wwith it, the angels
>wwas able to surpass the powwer of his already powwerful wweapon wwith his Hope powwers that he wwas literally just beginning to utilize
Fuck Karkucks useless bitch ass.
