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>>82840262
BLACK OPS Continues
>>82844372
Somebody said a while back he was from the zombie-verse
as I said, Hannibal Spidey is great for exposition.
>>82844230
>>82844252
Oh my god dude>>82844431
I know, I looked up the actual names though
>>82844383
Same.
But it's clear that they had no idea how to explain him.
They just wanted evil Spidey.
Should have been a transdimensional hopper from some more Lovecraftian universe.
OP is god
This is fucking hilarious shit here.
>>82844403
Maybe he's from the Cannibal Universe
>>82844414
>Kill two people and sell your soul to satan
>You only get to be VICE president
MY SIDES
i'd be so pissed to sell my soul and only be VP
>>82844457
What's the difference between damning yourself to hell and selling your soul on top of that?
>>82844468
Yeah like every once in a while some part of his body bulges out showing the outline of alien physiology or something
>>82844504
>>82844510
The President evidently has a much nicer soul.
>>82844457
Satan semen powers activate!
>>82844510
And then get betrayed and have to sell your soul for realsies
>>82844474
wasn't Hawkeye on a team with a literal God?
>>82844526
I am actually blown away.
I couldnt be this stupid on purpose
>>82844526
>>82844543
Did Rhodey's costume just randomly change color?
>>82844526
Just call em black, goddamnit.
This is why my old school called a visiting African priest an African-American
>>82844543
Colouring errors on this page, eh?
>>82844506
is he really surprised that THE DEVIL is betraying him?
>>82844560
IIRC Ultimate Thor was written as being either the actual god or a crazy guy who just thinks he's a god
>>82844573
COOLER SEXIER TOUGHER BETTER GHOSTRIDER COMING THROUGH!
We didn't even try this time!
>>82844639
Only until Ultimates 2 when..yeah...it was all fucking real.
And it was great..
>>82844645
Now you complain, Clint?
Now?
>>82844597
Yeah Black Briton is the correct term. Americans get their knickers in a twist over lots of words Brits don't consider racist. Coloured, old fashioned but not racist. Oriental, general descriptor for East Asians without the negative connotations it has in the U.S. Cunt, same usage as dick in the U.S. etc.
>>82844639
At first he was crazy but then he proved he was an actual god.
It was before this thoguh so yeah
>>82844645
>Black ops
>>82844645
>My God
This entire sequence leading up to that line is perfect
>>82844604
>>82844594
>attacking the guy they are supposed to be protecting
Tell me, do these guys get ANYTHING right in this comic?
>>82844723
Do they ever colour Rhodey the same?
And
>blue exhaust
>>82844637
Bravo
>>82844733
Not like there's any indication he's the veep at that point
All of this pales into comparison next to the epicness of the gay vampire arc tho.
>>82844767
>>82844755
>"Today the vice president turned into a demon biker and was murdered by another demon biker while a gang of superhumans watched"
Could someone story-time the Ultimates? Since Cho drew that and it was apparently less edgy
>>82844774
I knowm I just find it funny how they just keep failing upwards.
The only actual sucesses the team has were done by cap.
>>82844787
truly a great day for news outlets
>>82844779
when does that happen?
>>82844791
Cho does curves
This is edge time
>>82844767
Gotta love the FLAMING HORNS AND SPIKES
>>82844816
>not having read Ultimates 3
You lucky bastard
>>82844809
Oh Jesus. This dialogue. It's like Red Hulk all over again
Also
>Rhodey hit him with everything
>was fine
>think a gasoline fire will take care of him
>>82844809
>This man is CONSTANTLY on fire
>I'll kill him with fire!
>>82844778
lel
Anything from Ultimate Marvel worth reading? Only ever took a look at the Evil Reed Richards arc, which went nowhere
>>82844817
Like powertry>>82844824
Even mark k n ows this is stupid
>>82844852
UFF was pretty good for a while.
The Evil Richards arc was good until it suddenly wasn't.
Ultimatum is fun to read just as a "It can't get any worse, but then it does" type of read.
>>82844852
It did give us a great two page spread of RightReed
>>82844853
aren't they already both going to Hell?
>>82844852
UFF and USM.
Hickman's Ultimates until Humphries
UFF under Fialkov isn't too bad. Shit art but ok over all
>>82844490
Wait, isn't Ultimate Frank wearing the same retarded costume Millar wanted 616 Frank to wear when hetook up Cap's mantle after Civil War?
>>82844897
Does this mean that he just killed Biden?
>>82844897
HAHA TOPICAL
>>82844897
Frank 1
Satan 6
Ultimate Comics: Avengers: 0
How the hell are they not fired after this bullshit
>>82844852
Ultimates 1 and 2 are fantastic and USM, UXM and UFF are mostly decent to good with USM occasionally being great. Then Ultimatum happens and it all goes to shit.
>>82844897
....The bad guy was a demonic Joe Biden?
>>82844594
Anyone else think it's weird that they keep referring to OC Donut Stark by his full name?
>>82844935
>we have to have Frank wear a mask so that people don't know that SHIELD is working with the Punisher
>guy on loudspeaker just says his name
wah wahhhh
>>82844897
>Sarah Palin
>hot
i thought this was Ultimate Punisher not Ultimate Daredevil
>>82844907
wow, Punisher sucks
>Kills the guy he's supposed to protect
>Spares the guy he's supposed to kill
>Realizes he's doing something wrong and just shrugs his shoulders
>>82844897
>implying based 'Diamond' Joe Biden would resort to deals with the devil
>>82844791
Loeb tho
>>82844979
Maybe Ultimate Sarah Palin is hot
>>82844990
>Based Biden
I forget he fucking exists for all the good he does
>>82845015
This
But to make it ULTIMATE she's got nukes trained on Russia at all times and if she's unsatisfied in bed she'll launch them
>>82844992
I love Millar's fascination with "unpowered" people doing crazy shit. Between his Cap and his Hawkeye they do more "cool" things than any of the other powered heroes.
>>82844661
Admittedly, Vengeance is an established character in 616.
KING O' THE FUCKING VAMPIRES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgOA24hAe60
>>82845044
Cap isn't really unpowered per se
>>82845049
OH BOY HERE WE FUCKING GO
>>82845044
Hawkeye has done nothing but get his ass kicked for 12 issues.
But then again so has most of everyone else.
>>82844978
can someone explain this to me?
>>82844645
>Clint becomes self-aware>>82844676
>>82844691
>>82844702
>>82844711
I'll give them this, this is a cool sequence.
>>82845049
Oh god, I can't stay for this.
Thanks Dave for the entertainment but this is too much.
Im out
>>82845054
Neither is Hawkeye now that I think about it but they're both low level and don't have anything traditionally flashy
>>82844992
didn't Batman pull this shit in Snyder's run.
Court of Owls?
>>82844930
Nothing about this series made any sense at all. Just enjoy it for the explosions and comedy.
>>82845049
Dude
https://youtu.be/wcudrCIPx_E
>>82845064
But he never misses. And he never misses in fucking awesome waysFucking fingernails man.
Shit made me look away
>>82845079
What's to explain?
The guy in the hat is Satan.
Johnnny needs to continue to be the Ghost Rider and kill bad people to send their souls to Satan.
If he stops, the Devil kills Johnny's resurrected girlfriend
>>82845044
in the ultimate universe Cap has legit spidey tier super-strength.
Unironically like this arc and Dillon's art. come @ me.
Evil Ghost Rider Joe Biden is amazing.
Hawkeye punching out the tooth actually seems like a thing that could happen in 616, not with Frank tho
>>82844809
an all time great panel at the top
>>82845074
I like that black hair is so awful even women will occasionally say "fuck it" and shave it all off.
>>82845074
I can literally here the funk soundtrack.
Millar got Marvel to let him do a 24 issue grindhouse edgefic
The absolute mad man
>>82845091
Yep, backhanded Dick
>>82845128
He does it when he writes 616 Cap too.
>>82845122
I thought there was a twist with the bottom panel. Can't read what it says.
>>82845074
>>82845089
Not trying to embarrass you, Dave; but you appear to be posting some Deviantart Retard's attempt to redraw the comic based off of the script.
would you please post the version drawn by a professional artist?
>>82845150
Just says Damned as in Blaze is Damned to work for him
>>82845116
He tranqed himself
In TWO PANELS
>>82845131
>Unironically like this arc and Dillon's art
May God help you
>>82844897
The fact that Millar still tries to pretend that this is at all based on the real world is hilarious.
>>82844520
>>82844506
>Satanic blowjobs
I expect nothing less from this ocmic
>>82845171
Preacher was formative man
Whose idea was turning Blade into.fuckinh Dolemite
Shit is genius >>82845179
>>82845168
Only because it was Cap. Nobody wins against Cap
>>82845179
>Jewish Vampire
This really cracks me up for some reason.
>>82845179
Jewish vampires need a star of David to fight, I guess?
>>82845188
Who did this end up being again? Stick? Or was Stick turned later?
>>82845198
Nobody wins BUT Cap.
And Satan .
>>82845205
OH SHIT IT'S STICK TIME
>>82844645
>My god
My thoughts exactly
>>82844543
"Just call him Super Nigger" Tyrone Cash
http://www.bleedingcool.com/2013/10/17/paint-it-black-michael-davis-from-the-edge/
>>82845188
Oh jeez i'd forgotten the big bad in this arc randomly wears old Iron Man armour.
>>82845267
>died in the line of duty
>actually died during ultimatum flood
That's fucking funny
>>82845254
I hear Stick's voice in his as Peter's dad from Family Guy
>>82845271
>That yellow
Super eyecancer
It’s Just Wrong.
I’m as politically correct as a porn star. That being said, there are some things I find that are just wrong.
As an example, take Tyrone Cash, the Black character created by mega comic book writer Mark Millar.
Tyrone Cash, a brilliant Black scientist, gains the power of the Hulk, yet retains his intellect. I’ll say that slowly for the heedless out there…
HE
RETAINS
HIS
INTELLECT.
So what does this tremendously talented, intelligent Black man do with his new power?
He becomes a drug dealer.
A brilliant Black scientist receives the power of the Hulk, maintains his superior intellect, and then chooses to become a motherfucking drug dealer.
I guess after Obama is done with the Presidency, he will title his memoirs “Where The White Women At? ” and his presidential library will be called “The Rib Shack.”
The name ‘Tyrone Cash” is just what some white guy who hasn’t a clue about Black people, except what he sees in the movies, would think a “hood” name was.
Tyrone Cash? Why not call him Super Nigga?
Like I said, I’m not politically correct.
>>82845257
> I’m nothing if not a realist. I don’t think Millar woke up one day and asked himself, “What’s the stupidest African American super villain I can create?”
Ahajajhahahahahah
How can one man be so wrong
>>82845303
Whelp
>>82845323
Like I said, I’m not politically correct.
What I am is a Black creator, and I’m extremely offended that someone with the talent and fan base as Millar would create such a stereotypical character. It’s not just the stupidity of the character (renowned Black scientist gets super powers and becomes a hardcore, drug-dealing thug right out of Far Right Wing fear commercials), it’s the massive appeal that Millar generates with his work.
I hate Tyrone Cash like the Tea Party hates Gay marriage, but I do admire Mark Millar’s other work. I’m not saying that to curry favor with Mark because he’s got a ton of juice in the comics industry. But as I’ve written before – what’s he going to do?
Kick Ass?
Kick my ass?
That’s almost as silly as a Black scientist becoming a drug dealer as soon as he gets superpowers. So kicking my ass is out. Am I concerned about him using his influence to somehow screw with my career?
Err, no.
Or as we say in the hood:
Nigga, please.
On the other hand, what do you think the NAACP would think of Tyrone Cash? Don’t worry Millar fans – as far as I’m concerned, writers and artists can write and draw anything they like. I think Orson Scott Card is a homophobic dick (damn I’m clever), but I’m not about to mount a protest with the aim of getting him to write what I think he should write.
I’m not interested in making Tyrone Cash a civil rights case because it’s not. It’s simply another stupid Black character in what’s been a long line of stupid Black characters. I’d list them here, but there’s so many I can use that for another article or twenty.
Mark, on the very good chance you may be reading this, I think you are a fantastic writer, there is no denying that. But dude, Tyrone Cash?
Nigga, please.
Tyrone Cash pissed me off to no end, and the fact the character was created by an individual who has the means to reach millions pissed me off even more.
>>82844897
>Frank kills Joe Biden who became Ghost Rider
This is some next level shit
>>82845323
Well, whether or not Obama is to blame for this, he's certainly presided over the worst race climate in at least a couple decades.
>>82845285
Stick has a fetish for red haired boys.
That's why, kid
>>82845347
He's two nasalabial folds away from having a Frank face
My headcanon is that Millar was pissed at Loeb and decided to dump as much stupid shit as possible as a way to subtly parodize Ultimates 3 and Ultimatum.
That might explain why they're equally dumb, yet this is actually fun to read unlike Loeb's shit.
>>82845392
IT BEGINS
>>82845347
Blonde Frank
>>82845392
How can one run be so full of comedy.
Like I honestly think this book is rivaled only by Tails Gets Trolled
Anyone else, what could possiblt touch peak edge?
>>82845449
That's actually good shit in the last panel
>>82845405
panel 4 is teeing up for a perfect pay off
>>82845179
>I'm Jewish
Why is this so funny
>>82845392
this is it! The worst art in a mainstream comic!
I am not even joking
This is the best Mark Millar comic I have ever read.
I have had a nonstop smile for the past. Three hours.
>>82845512
Oh man.
Just pure comedy
>>82845512
that HAS to be an edit
seriously
>>82845512
Totally serious
>>82845512
>Nerd Hulk's favorite writer is Mark Millar and he wants Millar to sign his copy of Trouble
Jesus, even Millar regrets Trouble
>>82845512
NO FUCKING WAY
>>82845506
Wait this fucking gen 1 beta edition of the Iron Man suit can totally fuck up Nerd Hulk. Who a few issues ago went toe to toe with Caps cooler, sexier, tougher, son?
>>82845492
>>82845497
>>82845506
>>82845512
Nerd Hulk went up against the Cosmic Cube and was fine.
How does a Mark 1 Iron Man suit even hurt him?
>>82845521
This isn't even Dillon at his worst. Go read his Hulk or Punisher stuff
>>82845566
How are you going to bite someone if they're bulletproof Millar?
>>82845512
Comedy fucking GOLD.
>>82845621
Based Millar
Notes
The comic book that Hulk carries for the book signing is Trouble written by Mark Millar. http://marvel.wikia.com/wiki/Ultimate_Comics_Avengers_3_Vol_1_2
>>82845392
OH MY FUCKING GOD
THIS IS THE PAGE
>>82845512
there it is
>>82845512
Standing
Motherfucking
Ovation.
Not even joking this is now the top ten greatest comics of all time
I have reach a euphoria of sidelessness, my physical form has ascended and I feel the breeze of the god wins.
Goodbye mortals I now live among the cosmic edge.
>>82845547
Ahahahah
>>82845828
Giant green nipple
>>82845836
Is that Banner in the can?
>>82845675
>caption
c'mon Millar, give us like a panel of Times Square
>>82845847
>those bottom panels
I'm fucking dying, send help.
