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Hussie didn't do the artwork for collide or EO7 nor the animation, he got other artists to do the comic panels leading up to collide and the ending which had minimal dialog to begin with if that, he's not doing art for Hiveswap and isn't even the lead writer either. So what IS he even doing?
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>>82723231
daily reminder that lord english wins and kills everybody
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Whyd Doc Scratch want to play second banana to Lord English?
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why didn't the kids just travel into the future to when lord english was already defeated

if lord english can be at any point in time in the universe at will why can't he tell that he's dead in the future and go back and change it
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>>82723231
Working with Byron to create a theatrical Barty Anderson film.
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>>82723288
He had no choice, Lord English was already around
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>>82723288
he's a content fatalist
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Is the guy who made the panel edits where John gay-bashes Dave and Karkat to death here? This SJWish girl I befriended through the comic skyped me to tell me that she was saddened and offended by something in the davekat tumblr tag and it was that.
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Seriously though, they should have just done the thing where they captchalogue Lord English and then destroy the card. It would have been an anticlimax, yes, but at least it would have been funny.
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Wait, he's not the lead writer for Hiveswap?

Shit, maybe his dad WAS the real creator of Homestuck
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>>82723395
>Wait, he's not the lead writer for Hiveswap?
Yeah. The main writer is some guy from Twitter. (I'm not making this up, Hussie hired him because he liked his tweets.)
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>>82723408
Link to his twitter?

Cause unless it's Empty Hero we're going to have a bad time lads
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Post YFW you DID donate to the Homestuck Kickstarter
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>>82723408
i hope it's chuck tingle
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>>82723474
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>>82723381
To be fair tumblr ship tags are generally used for ship art so seeing someone post a comic of two character being murdered for being gay in it is going to alarm some of them, especially on a site that's PC as fuck.
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>>82723474
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z55JtdRP570
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>>82723381
he's asleep
i'll pass it along though
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Post >yfw you didn't back the kikestarter
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>>82723468
https://www.twitter.com/skullmandible
Enjoy
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>>82723536
Jokes on you, the comic was still ruined without your help.
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>>82723341
jurys out on whether this is a good decision or not but im pretty sure this is why lord english isnt shown being defeated. him losing is outside of the comic and therefore also outside of his control.
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>>82723474
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>>82723539
aight this guys fuckin good im feelin ok about this
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>>82723558
>Meta shit
Into the trash
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>>82723499
That's fair; I was just amused that the offending piece was something I watched get created in these threads.
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>>82723539
Well, he doesn't seem to be a huge faggot, but there's nothing about his tweets that have made me laughed

The cock and hellraiser chastity belt got a slight chuckle from me

But wait fuck it even if this guy was the funniest, I don't see how tweets qualify him to write a sci-fi epic
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>>82723558
>and therefore also outside of his control
No. Stop. JESUS CHRIST.

His domain is time.

TIME.

READ

THE

FUCKING

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>>82723558
The masterpiece demonstrated that powers that were established to be metafictional in nature (and LE's immortality wasn't even that) still work after the comic's end, so yeah, this shit doesn't fly.
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>>82723620
if hiveswap is anything like homestuck 90% of whats good about it will be funny online communication. this guy looks pretty capable in that regard.
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>>82723539
>likes overwatch
INTO THE GARBAGE
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>>82723644
but the masterpiece IS in the comic. john retcons himself from far in the future when the comic is done back into Act 6 Act 6 Act 5 of homestuck. and caliborn can watch it on the screen because its a part of homestuck.
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>>82723231
Maybe he's the Idea Man. Heard that's a big thing now. Or maybe he's finally at that stage where he's realized the thing he created is no longer his.
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>>82723741
Why do they appear as clay figurines then? Why does all the soul shit work the way it does. Shit's mad inconsistent.
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>>82723644
retcon-heir powers being metafictional went out the window when it didnt retcon the dream bubbles

its the power of plot convenience
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>>82723636
yes he has power over time, but he also meta-wise has powers over the events of the comic. as well as the juju's literal power of sucking up john and co, it also writes homestuck with lord english as the thing behind everything that happens. then at the end when it releases the betas to fight him it also finishes the story and writes him out.
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>>82723539
>follows chuck tingle
>but also follows video game drama idiots
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Weenies who are worse than Tavros:
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>>82723868

Vriska
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>>82723830
>it also writes homestuck with lord english as the thing behind everything that happens
Fucking what
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>>82723803
why not? its supposed to feel like it's outside the normal bounds of the story but it factually is part of the comic so john's retcon powers apply. the only thing that isnt affected by any retcons or resets or doomed timelines being erased is stuff that happens in the furthest ring.
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>>82723899
whats your issue with that? the juju IS the comic.
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Jujus?

Did you mean a... PLOT DEVICE?
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>>82723959
tfw the juju is literally a 'plot device'
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>>82723922
Do you see any scribbly right-angled effects when John zaps into Homosuck? As opposed to this:

http://www.mspaintadventures.com/ACT6ACT6.php?s=6&p=009318
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>>82723944
Prove it nigger
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>>82724006
It's a visual medium. you can see it.
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>>82723996
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/ACT6ACT6.php?s=6&p=009318
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>>82723996
thats still Real Retcon Powers. nothing else uses special effects in the masterpiece apart from that moment, its all clay
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>>82723539
wow hes not funny
but i guess neither is hussie anymore
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>>82724086
I mean, he's not -unfunny-

Like I didn't see him bitch about Trump or talk about how we need more fat black women in comics

So he could be good
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>>82723868
krabkrab
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HIVESWAP can be good

BUT

Joey will be a Caliborn tier sociopath with Vriska tier "winning even when she shouldn't"

Y/N?
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>>82724051
>nothing else uses special effects
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/ACT6ACT6.php?s=6&p=009344
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/ACT6ACT6.php?s=6&p=009345
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>>82724006
reasons the juju is the comic:
- the four kids who get sucked in are the four kids from the start of the story
- they come out when the story ends
- when john put his hand in he touched everything in the comic
- then he got the power to travel to any point of the story and retcon it. could even travel to non-canon shit like con air as long as its in the comic.
- caliborn's huge reward for winning an impossible session has to be bigger than just immortality and a trap. it also made him the architect of the entire story
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>>82724198
ok yeah you got me there but i still think fades are on a totally different level to the retcon special effects, and the retcon is genuine
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>>82724191
>like caliborn but they're the good guys
sign me up
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fuck off meta fags. its the worst possible explanation for the ending and makes it even worse.
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>>82724309
Still it's completely arbitrary for them to zap in and be clay. It's never worked that way before.
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Act 7 is actually the most brilliant part of Homestuck, because Homestuck is all about subverting expectations, and people expected Act 7 to be good
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>>82724472
I want to send a framed picture of this post to Hussie
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Was there a reason we had to spend an eternity on the frog platform talking about feelings?
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>>82724677
No, because character arcs aren't a thing.
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>>82724131
hes not offensively bad i guess
just ehhhhh
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cohen is actually fat and alcoholic and only got in because he's friends with halftruth

the interview is a lie
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Why did Hussie make Roxy so good and Rose so shit?

Why did Hussie even introduce Roxy at all? Why not just develop Rose?
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>hiring a twitter guy to do your game
Jesus it'll be a miracle if Hiveswap is any good
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>>82724472
>expected it to be good

Nope.
I know a few people had extremely low expectations, and were still disappointed.
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>>82724677
ugh if there was one single thing i could change about homestuck it would be this
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>>82724472
>>82724676
>>82724964
>people are literally reposting /r/homestuck posts now
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>>82724992
people literally come to 4chan from reddit to post their rage because it got downvoted by the sycophants on reddit.

(we dont want your opinions here either, not because theyre negative, but because they belong to a redditor. fuck off)
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>>82725061
but negative opinions get upvoted
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>>82724992
I use Reddit, Tumblr, and 4chan

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
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>>82725071
The problem with /r/homestuck is that if you have a positive opinion and say "I liked the ending!" people will flood you with upvotes, but if you but if you have a negative opinion, you have to write a fucking thesis essay on why you have that opinion if you don't want to get downvoted.
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>>82725150
well put

how would you fix that problem?
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https://www.reddit.com/r/homestuck/comments/4iudmr/act_7_in_a_nutshell/d31627y
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>>82723231
Getting cheated out of his money and fucking horses, probably.
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>>82723231
>So what IS he even doing?

absolutely NOTHING

Yeah maybe the main idea was his a long time ago but not anymore. The fans have easily made more material than him. Even back in act 5-6 he had the art team to do important shit for him.

Let's face it: this is OUR comic. We've made HS to what it is now. Canonicity never *really* bothered anyone. All it did is somehow coming up with even more shit to be disappointed of.

Yeah sure it's something to check on, but all of you are probably in a state where you're so dissatisfied with what Hussie had done that the only thing you REALLY care about is fan material and throwing memes around in your respective online communities.

Fuck Hussie man. At this point he can do whatever the fuck he wants. We won't really care
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>>82725233
Why not take a screenshot of the comment, and not just post a link no one will click on
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>>82725174
Delete reddit.
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>>82725299
It was a hell of a lot better when it was his comic.
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>>82724819
>those lips
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>reddit is bad because they downvote me

>people care about downvotes
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>Hussie will never make another comic on the level as Humanimals
>S_O is dead forever
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>>82725376
Gee it's almost as if the entirety of reddit is designed around the voting system
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Keep an eye on the banner ads over the next few days
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>Acts 6 and 7 were a letdown
>Homestuck has no proper ending
>Epilogue isn't being made
>MSPA forums are still down
>Janitors delete Homestuck threads on sight
The ride will end soon.
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>>82725806
but what if hiveswap is good...
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>>82725756
i can't even figure out how to whitelist them
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>>82725823
>implying Hivestuck will be released
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>>82725823
>being written by some rando twitter guy
>no updates in over a year
>switched from 3D to 2D
>episodic
Mate it'll be a goddamn miracle of the game ends up only being a SLIGHT disappointment
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>>82725867
Jesus it looks like a fucking flash game
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Time for the Johnrose of the previous thread. Gonna paste there here and aswer unsanswered quiestions in the last page
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>>82725953
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>>82725967
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>>82725867
god's gonna be judging me ready to forgive me for all my sins and then he notices that i backed hiveswap and just immediately punts me into hell
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>>82725974
Now, for the answeres: This thing isnt from a fancomic, justa tumblr post

Second answear: the fic Rose summons tentacles to rape john is this: http://archiveofourown.org/works/562044
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>>82725953
>>82725967
>>82725974
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>>82726020
>>82725974
>>82725967
>>82725953
We all know the real otp is John/ARquiusprite
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>>82725974
>>82725967
>>82725953
Go back to scissoring your doormat girlfriend, Rose
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>>82726163
>implying roxy isn't a doormat to john
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is the cohen guy going to be any good at writing for a video game. has he written something besides humorous tweets before.

hopefully hussie will at least use some of the time after the ending to put a bit of his old sophistication into it
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>>82726402
>is the cohen guy going to be any good at writing for a video game.
no

>has he written something besides humorous tweets before.
no and I find it offensive that you think they're humorous in the first place
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xnsen4t-rlc
still great
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>>82726294
I imagine John and Roxy being like Isaac and Miria

Just goofy motherfuckers that make everyone happy
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>>82724405
Here we go

>>82724472
I expected nothing and was still let down
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>>82724992
It's not like any of those posts were extremely creative. Anyone could come up with them by themselves. Not our fault you are obsessed with reddit. Perhaps you can go back there.
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>>82726557
third time
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>>82725867
>switched from 3d to 2d
>implying that's a bad thing
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KARKAT VS JAKE

WHO WINS?
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>>82726803
3D hiveswap looked a better product tbqh.
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>>82726803
>spend majority of development cycle making 3D assets
>switch to 2D after two years

Fucking horrendous resource management skills
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This is the exact panel when Homestuck turned to shit.
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>>82726848
I'm sure it would have been with a competent team behind it
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>>82726804
jake is like canonically the most op character hands down what dumb question is this
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>>82726863
Not to mentioned they rented an office in new york fucking city for it.
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>>82726873
nahh its the next one where you try to name him 'zoosmell pooplord'. actually, i think that might be the worst single page in the whole comic. i tried to get a friend to read this mess and the look he gave me when he got to the second page will never leave my nightmares. i could not defend it.
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>>82727090
actually though
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>>82727024
isn't that like the same thing the starbound devs did
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>>82727090
It's funny because Dave's fake name was great and what I was thinking about him
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>>82727559
shaggy 2 dope?
akwete purrmusk?
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>>82727625
Try again, smartass
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>>82723231
He's been suicidally depressed for over a year now, being unable to leave his room and only communicating with his friends online. He is so dead inside that he had to beg a whole bunch of people to finish the comic for him because he realized he fucked up so hard that he couldn't do it. You can see from the clips of him trying to pet the horse in Dante's video that he is crippled with fear of the outside world, being unable to even talk about his own comic let alone anything. Dante basically had to do everything himself probably out of pity, including convincing him to even just go outside and just pet a horse in front of a camera. Meanwhile hussie is struggling to make anything work after literally every project he took on after act 5 was an abject failure. You can tell that he regrets allowing homestuck to go viral for all the wrong reasons. This isn't even funny, his life is in shambles and I don't think he can ever bounce back and create any new content after the game is done.
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So were people at a loss when this sequence happened and that's why people hate Homestuck so much?
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>>82727811
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>>82727807
don't worry, I'm confident ipgd can give the emotional support he needs to get through this difficult time
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>>82728079
Welp he's fucked
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>>82728159
>no dave i dont want to have a "litter"!!
>why do you keep saying that!!!!
>its getting kind of offensive
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AU where everything is the same except Dave knows all of the shitty /hst/ memes
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>>82727090
Wasn't that a use suggestion, though? Can't really blame Hussie for that.
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>>82728295
He keeps going to dreambubbles, looking for dead Eridans and making them walk into places
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>>82728295
DAVE: I'm telling you john
DAVE: breath has nothing to do with freedom
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>>82727807
Get well card when
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>>82728511
Yes, blame these people.

https://web.archive.org/web/20130420191539/http://www.mspaforums.com/showthread.php?24342-Suggestion-Box-1/page2&s=5e681d76b74eda8ad25080e5339446d9
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>>82728769

Bastards
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>>82728769
hussie's the one that started all the zoosmell shit in the first place tho
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>Believe it or not, Andrew used to be an artist.
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Should fan troll blood colour be decided by zodiac
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>>82728769
i dont want to have to explain 'its okay because its a meme' to a new reader without any kind of context
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>>82728295
He'll keep shouting KARKUCK KARKUCK all while choking on that big troll cock
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>>82728947
your fault for telling them to read homestuck and not problem sleuth desu
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FUCK YOU MOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
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OH NO HELP ME MOOOOOOOOOOOM
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>>82729021
but homestuck is the ulysses of our generation whereas problem sleuth is just a portrait of the artist
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>>82729170
You mean Problem Sleuth is the one that's actually legitimately clever, whereas Ulysses is the nonsense work upheld by idiots who think a fart fetishist devolving into nonsense is smart
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>>82729170
Homestuck and Infinite Jest actually have a lot in common.

>absurd things taken seriously and pulled back around into jokes (Wheeldeviceassassins)
>meta
>references
>probably some kind of message about character development/sincerity
>irony probably
>badly edited over-long messes
>non-linear order of events
>fuckton of characters
>the meta must be escaped... maybe
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>>82729204
:^]
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>>82729170
yfw you realise that one year from now andrew hussie will begin work on his finnegan's wake
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meta narrative is the last refuge of a hack
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>>82729469
Isn't that just sbahj?
not that I'd mind more
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>>82727807
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RIP Homestuck
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>>82728237
>i just want to have one baby!
>its not like we can afford another!!!!
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>that one fic where Karkat is diagnosed with autism
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>>82728237
>dave turns out to be the one that wants kids bad
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>>82730433
But that's sexist
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>>82730433
Jade's the one who canonically wanted/expected to get pregnant remember
She's a breeding slut.
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>>82730587
Did she really want it? I know she got the wrong idea when the phrase "breeding duties" was thrown around but aside from that I can't remember anything else
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>>82731218
she got really excited thinking about jake being her grandson, and who the grandfather could have been
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are homestuck threads dying?
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>>82731431
i guess so...
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>>82731431
not rly, the last thread lasted to 900 replies before dying. It's just that they're typically slower during midday
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>>82729043
>>82729059
I feel like Rose was supposed to be the "snarky asshole" of the comic, but then the trolls came and the trolls were ALL snarky assholes, so Hussie ran out of stuff to do with her
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>>82731757
i miss when all hussie's self insert did was write recaps
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>We've got a couple of other people who are still waiting in the wings who have done some writing contribution, we're not quite ready to announce yet. One of them especially is going to turn some heads
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>>82731757
Deal W It Bitch
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>>82731828
>Hussie's self insert helped Caliborn rise in power
BRAVO HUSSIE
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>>82731894
>One of them especially is going to turn some heads
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>Pic related is a conversation that happened
>The author is a character in the comic and has influenced many major events through the story
>We've had lines such as "Maybe she will lay waste to the notion of endgame ships?"
>"Relevance"/Screentime is a thing in-universe (Light)
>John has literal "retcon" powers that are explicitly named as such
>A pair of characters are literally "the creative fan" and "the hater"
I hate. HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE. that this comic has become so meta.
Back then it was just fucking MSPA reader and his fucking gun and suggestions. Days when meta shit didn't interfere with the comic AT ALL
AND NOW IT DOES AND I HATE IT.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

Damn typos.
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holy shit that post got deleted fast. theres only like two people in this thread. that means the janitor is YOU
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>>82731983
No that's just me being a stupid perfectionist about my typos.
The janitor is a problem but I don't think he's THAT bad. Or that fast.
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>>82731894
>One of them especially is going to turn some heads
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>>82731951

why did hussie think pointing out his mistakes and endgame failures in-comic would help
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>>82731431
Threads become more active when they're autosaging. People are less afraid to post in fear of the hot pocket overlords.
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>>82731894
did toby seriously meet itoi? holy shit
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>>82731951
The comic was meta from the beginning dude.

There was never a fourth wall. Not ever.
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>>82731951
Is there a worst line in Homestuck than "we dont have fuckin 'arcs'"?
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>>82732067
who did this? this is genuinely a masterpiece.
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>>82731431
Guess which show came back after a hiatus.
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>>82732165
This. As soon as threads hit 500 they just blow the fuck up
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>>82732225
http://steelcorridor.tumblr.com/
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>>82724191
Joeyborn would actually make Hiveswap good.
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>>82732277
i thought so. interesting how he popped up long after hsg was dead and gone.
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>>82732222
I thought it was a pretty clever line
until I realized it was true
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I posted this in the last thread, but it was only the Tavros mp3. The rest of it's pretty good, though.

http://tobyfox.net/msuics/
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>>82732300
not really?
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>>82732222
DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < but both dave and nepeta did have strong identities as a boy and girl!
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>>82731951
>>82731951
>"the hater" is actually the one who cares about the plot
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>>82731951
>''it's meta so it's not shit''.png
>Community.avi
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>>82732369
>the bad fan is obsessed with writing, plot and world building
>the good fan is obsessed with shipping, fan art, bread and circuses
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>>82732277
ye boi
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>>82731951
reading this feels like hussie lost his mind and just let his existential angst pour into the comic. im genuinely worried for the guy.
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>>82732411
But Caliborn is fucking awesome. Solos the hardest Denizen in the game with a crowbar
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i don't care about this comic any more and i'm relieved about that but also, why isn't there more dirkdave.
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>>82723231
>>82725299
HE HAS BEEN WRITING HOMESTUCK. I mean, how difficult is it to understand?
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>>82732448
yeah, but he was conceptualized as sharing a personality of someone who hates homestuck
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>>82732451
It's
1) Incest
2) Gay
John would fucking annihilate both of them the second he discovered it.
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>>82732215
I'm not mad about the meta, I'm mad about the meta having a colossal influence on the comic.
The fourth wall was set up nicely and I thought it would be the only major bit of plot relevant meta, so I gave it a pass.
Boy, I was so wrong.

>>82732336
>tavros.mp3
Oh my god, what is this.
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>>82732451
>fucking your abuser
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>>82726402
I think he's written a few articles, but they weren't really published in anything big.
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>>82732517
i said dirkdave not brodave dummy

>>82732487
like gay incest ever stopped anyone! there used to be a time where i couldn't get away from brodave no matter how hard i try and now the dirkdave tag only updates twice a week at most!
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>>82726863
Let's just hope they make the "sequel" series (with the troll kid) the 3D one, like the Hiveswap series can be in 2D and the... Housefixed(?) series in 3D.
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>>82732336
WHERE IS SEINFELD X
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HEY YO SENPAI WHO SHOULD WE MAKE HEAD WRITER OF HIVESWAP THE VIDEO GAME COMPANION TO THE LONGEST WORK IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE

AY HOW BOUT FUNNY TWEET GUY
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>>82732499
>Oh my god, what is this.
Full on confirmation that FIFA 2008 is Karkat's favorite vidya.
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>>82732277
not sure i get this one
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>>82731218
She talked about it at times, she wanted babies even when she was 13
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>>82732721
Arquius = Doc Scratch
He abuses the handmaid as a proxy for aradia rejecting him
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>>82732721
arquius is mad aradia turns him down, gets his revenge on damara as doc scratch
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>>82732451
because people have shit taste on quality ships
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>>82732067
This is fucked up. Not because they're killing babies, but because this is completely in character for post game Rose.

Fucking character arcs, right guys?
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>>82732336
http://tobyfox.net/msuics/goldenhammer.mp3
>Turning a well-known "invincibility powerup" music into a serious emotional piano track
Damn. That's impressive.
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>>82732222
"You don't need him."
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>>82732809
No it's pretty unrealistic. Rose can't use a fucking microwave let alone ecto-materialize a baby
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>>82732847
why the do you think they're all coming out as boys?
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>>82732222
VRISKA: Why is everything always so wonderful?
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>>82732739
>>82732772
ah
so i guess not knowing how he could even become doc is part of the joke?
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>>82731951
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I would rather put up with an entire act of hussie lampshading his cockups in the most hackneyed and meta way possible than read another post with facebook frog's catchphrase

Please, stop.
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>>82732905
>facebook frog
He is our frog, and you enjoy his milk at our discretion.
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>>82732570
Stop havung shitty taste in ships then.
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>>82732876
idk what this post is saying

but arquis along with gamzee and caliborn get trapped in the juju (lil cal)

doc scratch is the first guardian code with lil cal

cmon man it's in the comic
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>>82732876
RTFC
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>>82732570
>not shipping bro/bro
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>>82733155
wait

do you mean bro selfcest? or do you mean beta!dirk/alpha!bro? 'cause they're both hot don't get me wrong but there's not much of it and also they're kinda sad because beta dirk was a sociopathic manchild whose only friend was a malevolent puppet.
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>>82733155
bro/bro/ bro your boat
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>>82733155
i have a picture of bro/bro but its nsfw unfortunately
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>>82733218
Second
And that's the beauty of shipping, you can just blatantly ignore large swaths of a person's personality to justify your obsession!
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>>82733103
>>82733143
my bad, its been a while
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Rose has always been a character very much aware of what shes suppose to do to the point she refuses to do it
Like her personal quest...
What if Rose knew she was suppose to get with John but decided she rather do the opposite
What if after years in the new world with a boring lesbian vampire she sees John and Roxy so happy and realizes she really fucked up
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>>82733398
Karkat shouldn't have made that shipping diagram. The creator of the universe telling Rose to get together with John? It was doomed then and there.
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were we ever shown what troll bathtubs looks like?
I need a reference.
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Rose confirmed for terrible voice

http://markovstuck.matoking.com/hcOBirtr/
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>>82733546
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>>82733546
when Aradia threw the ablution trap through Equius's wall
And Equius got turned on by it and asked COMMANDED she do it again
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Oh look looks like there are multiple writers for Hiveswap
and some info on this guy
http://www.gamecrate.com/interview-skullmandible-discusses-move-twitter-star-game-writing/13537
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>>82733550
Wouldn't that be Kanaya, since Rose kissed her instead of the other way around?

http://markovstuck.matoking.com/PwvkyI0K/
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>>82732336
Is firefire.mp3 a remix of something? It sounds so goddamn familiar, but I just can't remember what it is.
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>>82733682
It sounds a lot like Save the world
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>>82733640
You can't trust this interview because it says Cohen got hired because Andrew saw his tweets. He got hired because he's an old friend of Rachel.
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>>82733745
Both options are fucking retarded
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>>82733398
Rose is so gay her land spews rainbows out of wet pink shells. She writes in lavender. She's shown attraction to 4 different girls and approximately zero men. She's a dyke anon, and JohnRose was never gonna happen.
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>>82733398
>roxy learns to play the rain and somehow becomes known as the goddess of weather as well as the void in the new earth
>rose's cult dies out because she isnt even goddess of anything
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>>82732336
http://tobyfox.net/msuics/LiberaMeFromSburb.mp3

Did he seriously remix Libera Me From Hell for a more Homestuck feel?
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Bowman?
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>>82733809
aye
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>>82733845
good to know
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>>82733398
Remember when Nepetasprite was going to friend-zone Rose?
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>>82732627
i want the 'homestuck is the longest english language work' meme to end
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What if all the girls are breeding sluts
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>>82733914
OOC.
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