The season premiere is in 12 hours, let's get a thread going.
I would love to watch this thread go but because of the mods it will die before the In To Deep comes out sadly
>Pre-game
It's not /sp/ lad
>>82688695
Given that it's a season premiere and it's happening today, I think this thread is justified.
>>82688698
Memes have no borders.
>>82688685
It's time to place bets: how overt will the abortion parallel be?
I'm betting they go all the way, like they did with the rape parallel. Steven will be like "we can't just kill it!", Peridot will point out that it's about to destroy the thing it grew in, and Steven will be all "so did I!".
Then Peri will say "well your mom signed up for that shit, the Earth didn't" and push a big red button with a coathanger on it.
So let me get this straight
>Garnet, Amethyst and Pearl are gonna fight Malachite on Watermelon Island
>They're both going down, probably poofed
>But the Cluster is still about to hatch (maybe announcing with an earth tremor and Peridot freaking out like an epileptic at a house party)
>So Steven and Peridot get in the drill to get to the Cluster
>And they discover the Cluster is not exactly what they expected (Like, at least some gems have reformed somehow)
Is that about right? I didn't spoiler it because it's just speculation based on what we already know anyway.
>>82688745
Then they would have called it 'Abort mission'.
>>82688745
>abortion parallel
>>82688745
>Steven will be like "we can't just kill it!", Peridot will point out that it's about to destroy the thing it grew in, and Steven will be all "so did I!"
>>82688685
I've waited so long...
I don't even know what I am anymore
When will it be available on stuff like kisscartoon?
>>82688773
Probably rightBut Lapis survives and joins the CGs (sort of) according to spoilers
>>82688804
after it airs
I wonder
Would guts be able to defeat Griffith with the help of the gems?
>>82688932
Would Gandalf be able to rape the Joker if the Joker has Palantir anal beads?
>>82688945
Probably.
I'm trying to avoid spoilers as much as possible. When's it safe to come into these threads again? What episode did the leaks go up to? Hit the Diamond?
>>82688945
But would batman be able to defeat the cluster?
ALL ABOARD THE FUCKIN HYPE TRAIN
CHOO CHOO MOTHERFUCKERS
>>82688961
Theres been no full episode leaks. The episodes air at 7 pm. Come then.
Are we back? Cause I'm fucking hype
>>82689007
But plot points have been leaked, right?
>>82688685
I just want some whomp..
>>82689000
oh jesus she looks cute with big hair
I wonder if Alexandrite has her own weapon or just borrows all her constituent gem's weapons
>>82689021
http://whompcomic.com/
>>82689031
likely they cant coordinate alexandrite well enough together and arent stable enough to form a weapon
I am a little worried about the next hiatus..
I hope it will not last long..
I hope..
Steven is the key to the Human Instrumentality Project. He can fuse with all of the humans on Earth and create a real life Nirvana where there is no self.
>>82689039
But how did Saruman get to the top of the tower?
Also, what would batman do if he had the one ring?
>>82689065
>steven becomes a human cluster to fight the gem one
>>82689046
Aren't we getting a "Summer of Steven"? Summer goes from June to August.
>>82689035
I read ronnie regular, but i want the pearl to whomp whomp more. ;_;
>>82689065
Like the invisible war ending?
>>82689090
Would Ronnie be friends with Steven?
It airs at 1:00 am here in Spain
What do I do, go to sleep or join you guys in the stream and go half asleep to work tomorrow?
>>82689105
Ask him yourself through twitter.
I wonder if we'll ever see stevonnie putting steven's shield practice and connie's sword practice together at any point
>>82689084
This was the first hiatus that i experianced since i started watching the show last year in november. So i havent realy followed the release schedule. Thanks for telling me about the ''Summer of steven''
>>82689112
>What do I do, go to sleep or join you guys in the stream and go half asleep to work tomorrow?
I think you already know the answer, anon.
>>82689114
That's pretty much inevitable IMO.
>>82689105
>>82689113
I dont think ronnie is friends with anyone except Agrias and M guy.
>>82689112
You don't go.
>>82689046
We should be getting more Steven after the In Too Deep episodes
I'm on Season 2 Episode 13, really trying to catch up today.
The ride has gotten waaaaaay better since stuff actually started happening in late season 1.Flashback Amethyst is best girl
So when will shad make SU porn.
>>82689079
>The Cluster Emerges
>Steven Fuses with all of humanity
Then the final fight from Gurren Lagann happens
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vd22Qa7gqRo
>>82689007
7pm est right? I'm a brit trying to figure out when the episode is
When do you think the show will end?
>>82689112
where is the stream?
>>82689173
When you stop sucking dicks.
>>82689169
Correct.
>>82689173
It got renewed through season 5, so not for awhile.
>>82689177
The bronies have one
>>82689178
But when will that happen?
>>82688745
Where did you find thisI love Peri dressed up as cute animals ;-;
>>82689233
This peridot stuff is out of control.
I wanna see a mirror scene with peridot trying to figure out how to a summon her weapon, with the gems offering the same advice as before, but with an additional bonus scene from steven explaining how he summons his shield and peridot not getting it at all.
Guys.
It's happening.
IT'S HAPPENING.
I still can't believe it.
>>82688745
>1459812366129.gif
Every fucking time
>>82689238
>>82689265
>>82689264
Blame it on the shortstack fetishistsI would know, I am one
>>82689240
>Steven starts force-feeding her Cookie Cats
>>82689275
I never said I was complaining.
Also, someone should post that comic where connie sees peridot for the first time.
So France is getting Barn Mates, Hit the Diamond, and Steven Floats first. The first two on May 21 and Steven Floats on May 22.
Will they be syndicated in English, or will we have to wait until they air in America for the English versions?
>>82689202
where's the bronie's stream? never used that one before
>>82689294
Why the fuck would they do that?
>>82689328
Because frogs
>>82689313
http://cinemaquestria.com/stream/
>>82689275
>>82689313
Which one? There are like 7 different horsefucker streams.
Say what you want about those freaks, they know how to make sure they're watching their show live.
So who's gonna die.
>>82689380The orange one.by Lapis.
>SU hiatus is over
>prequel hasn't updated yet
>>82689391What if the blue one is the one who dies
>>82689416Maybe it will actually be the green one
I shouldn't get excited about a 10minute cartoon I've already seen half of.
But it's all I have to look forward to these days.
>>82689294
Probably in English. He also did a test cap and it looks and sounds pretty good:
http://b.1339.cf/siszvzn.mkv
>>82689438
Hey, if there aren't any other thing that excite you, it's not your fault.
Maybe.
>>82689031
>Gauntlets
>Spear
>Whip
Um...
>>82689469
Would Arrow be able to defeat Opal?
SU onaholes when
>>82689031
Meteor Hammer/spiked ball and chain.
>>82689090
Why is she so perfect?
>>82689493
Just bedazzle a regular one.
>>82689480
if he sang his theme tune as he did it
SU roguelike when
>>82688685
Oh shit, I completely forgot that SU comes back today. Time flew by fast I guess.
>>82689553
>>82689553
>Time flew by fast I guess.
>>82689553
Tell me your secrets.
>>82689553
>Time flew by fast I guess.
>>82689497
She very much is not.
>>82689553
Is that a joke? Not cool.
>>82689616
Bullshit
Come fight me
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
IM SO EXCITED GUYS. AAAAAAAAAAAAA WE GONNA SEE LAPIZ AGAIN FOLKS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>82689630
Calm down
>>82688685
What would you do if you fell asleep and woke up back in January?
>this thread
Sure is underage in here.
>>82689497
She is, but peridot is even more perfect.
>>82688980
Remove yourself from the gene pool.
>>82689665
Kill myself
Anyone have a link to the mega with all the episodes?
Specifically I need Chille Tid. That and Reformed are the only ones I'm missing, but I want Chille Tid for a music video I'm making about Lapis with Murmaider 2: The Water God.
how long now? Ausfag here, need to see how early i'll need to wake up
>>82689802
Your fellow SEAfag here. :^)
Probably around 7am.
>>82689665
I only got into SU last week.
Aside from samurai jack this is the only cartoon I'm hyped for
Too bad it's gonna 1 a.m. here when it airs
>>82689665
try calculus A again.
>>82689833
gonna be*
>>82689813
fug, really? ugh
>I haven't watched any of the spoilers, or trailers.
I'm ready
>>82689884
Steven dies.
Then he gets all dreamy-like.
Like near death situations.
Talks to her mom.
Then fully transform into a gem.
No more human Steven :(
Sad :(
>>82689497
Because she's not.
>>82688685
What time does it air EST? 5:30 like usual, right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U06jlgpMtQs
Pre-Game theme
>>82689923
7pm EST anon
F I N A L L Y
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Haven't watchd any leaks so my anus is ready.
STREAM WHEN?
>>82689946
About 9 hours.
>>82689928
Fuck yeah, I'll be able to get home in time then.
>he wants to come back to /co/
disgusting
>>82688685
>>82689031
Her weapon is "All of them".
>not staying in best board /trash/
>>82689928
>>82689802
>>82689813
oh fug that's actually 9 am for me, works well
>>82690033
>>82689965
/trash/ is shit
K checking in, Hype to the max.
We're gonna be back so soon I can almost taste it, baby!
>>82689568
>>82689569
>>82689598
>>82689604
>>82689616
Fucking what did I say? I haven't been in a SU thread for months.
>>82690046
said the guy posting /trash/ material
>>82690099
Hey man, Stevidot is pretty good.
i haven't been on a SU thread since light years
>>82690107
i wish i could join this make-out :((
>>82690107
true, I just don't like people posting definitive negative opinions like that
I mean, what if they hurt the other person's feelings ?
>>82690124
Me too.
>>82690160
its the internet dude , they don't care about people's feelings
Sug comes back after the talkbacks. That's how it's been previously
>>82690186
try to stop us, clod
>>82689008
The general actually starts when the show is airing/aired and not before
>>82689046
This is the beginning of a new series anon, we're about to get several weeks of new SU
What are the Crystal Gems, really?
>>82688745
>abortion parallel
>>82690089
Same here famioli, I agree I can barely grasp how fast those months flew.
I just move on to something else when hiatus is on instead of obsessing over SU everyday.
>>82689294
They aren't getting them first, it's going to be weekly after this week.
JUST LIKE EVERYONE THOUGHT LATIN AMERICA WAS GETTING SUPER WATERMELON ISLAND AND GEM DRILL FIRST
You guys, no one gets them before the English release. It just doesn't happen.
>>82690300
Aliens
>>82690300
Two war veterans, a dwarf, a kid and a small nerd.
>>82690300
lesbian rocks?
>>82690300
bad metaphors for homosex and anime.
>>82690315
What.
Why would anyone think latin america would get episodes first?
>>82690321
Who is the dwarf and who is the small nerd.
>>82690365
im from latin america myself and they wound't not broadcast it first because it would take time to edit and dub it for the latin
>>82690390
Amethyst, Peridot.
>>82690430
both are horrible couples ill tell you what
>>82690428
Exactly, I'm from spain and there's an ad that has footage from the next episodes, but that doesn't mean we will get it first.
>>82690468
the same thing happend here with steven birthday's weekend thing , it happend like 3 months after the original air date
also , it will be 4pm in here when its 7pm , but sadly , ill be on school on the time :(((
>>82690468
if the new episodes go as usual you will https://drive.google.com/open?id=10rES5UnAbQ0LOmBDYZ7nsDeFDySn90FvFjrxRpNBkX0
Hey guys hypothetically if i had 5 leaked episodes what is the best place to upload them without it getting taken down?
>>82690521
mega
>>82690521
shut the fuck up faggot
>>82690521
>brazil and we will pay money because we are coorrupt
>>82690521
Are they full?
Otherwise fuck off.
>>82690521
Hypothetically?
Maybe a torrent site, using a private tracker or something.
>>82690521
mega
Then link back here
>>82690518
>someone actually took the time to make this
Nice
>>82690545
lets hope hes just baiting and dosen't have the full episodes
>>82689016
Yes, through poorly selected promotional material in "sneak peeks."
>>82690521
>>82690569
And if he does?
>>82690585
fuck you made >>WORST GEM cry
>>82690590
well then we would be fucked for sure
REMINDER:Super Watermelon Island
In a dream, Steven finds himself on Mask Island as a Watermelon Steven. After meeting with the watermelon community on the island, he finds himself face to face with Malachite, who seems ready to break her chains. When Steven wakes up, he tells the Gems that they have to hurry to Mask Island to control Malachite.
Gem Drill
The Crystal Gems are stuck on Mask Island after their confrontation with Malachite. Meanwhile, Steven and Peridot dig with the drill until they've reached the cluster, which is almost ready to take it's physical form. But Steven has some doubts: Don't they have any other choice but to destroy it?
Same Old World
Lapis regains consciousness and wants to leave, but doesn't know where to go. Steven decides to show her various places on Earth she might like.
Barn Mates
Peridot tries to convince Lapis that they can become friends. But Lapis doesn't want to, because she didn't like that Peridot forced her to return to Earth. Steven helps Peridot to make Lapis change her mind.
Hit the Diamond
Steven and the Gems are stunned to see five Rubies, soldiers send by Yellow Diamond, arriving in a tracking vessel. Garnet unfuses so Ruby can infiltrate the group and discover their real intentions. However, the Ruby soldiers get suspicious. To prevent them from searching the barn and finding Peridot, Steven proposes a game of baseball. If the Rubies win, they can search the Barn. If they don't, they'll have to leave forever. The team consists of Steven, Pearl, Amethyst, Sapphire and Lapis disguised as humans. They have to face the team of Rubies, which is infiltrated by Ruby.
>>82690618
But we could just watch the episodes.
That is, if he uploads them and doesn't just spoil the good parts.
https://twitter.com/egomatter/status/730307553796591617
I want a Homeworld conquering the earth Katamari game now ;_;
>>82690630
STOP PLEASE
>>82690521
>watch all 5 episodes
>no new Steven Universe for a month
no thanks
MODS
>>82690640
Please do not
>>82690669
also
Okay where do I watch the episode, will it be available online or only tomorrow?
>>82690699
There will be a stream at 7 if you wanna watch it live, there will l be a mega shortly a ag ter.
>>82690669
>>82690677
>>82690365
That was what everyone on /co/ was on about back when they first announced Summer of Steven. They had Super Watermelon Island and a couple of others on a television schedule earlier than Summer of Steven was supposed to start. It was before In Too Deep was announced and all the fucking Paellafags were celebrating thinking they were getting Spanish SU first.
>Dat Español Greg's voice doe
where are the posts why is this so lonely
>>82690716
Please use :orig instead of :large
QUICK POST YOUR HYPE FACE
>>82690630
>Don't they have any other choice but to destroy it?
pussy
>>82690737
>paellafags
Excelente
Also, are you talking about the south-american dub or the european spanish dub?
>>82690786
The document in question from the time was the America du Sud television schedule
>>82690799
Mh, alright, haven't seen the south american dub
I do like the spanish dub though.
>>82690827
steven's dub is trash , amethyst is cringy , peridot is also trashy , pearl is "meh" and garnet is also meh. lapis is just a 5/10 , and jasper is a plain 0/10
>>82690845
which spanish are we talking about
im spanish from spain and the dubs are ok. Originals are perfect obv but they did a good job finding voice actors.
But, songs... most lyrics are fucking horrible
I just want to let you know I gave /co/ a shot but this place is just as terrible as I remember it.
I'm going back to /trash/. You will not be getting any of my posts contributing to your discussions.
>>82689553
Wow really, we were only confined to a dumpster for five months
>>82690919
south american
>>82690930
Ok bitch.
>>82690742
This is what happens when you fuck around with scheduling for so long. Let's hope it picks back up
>>82690957
fuck it then
>>82690930
Once it starts to pick up there will be no slowing down so go back while you still can.
>>82690742
Morning co is always really slow.
>>82688710
>Given that it's a season premiere and it's happening today, I think this thread is justified.
In the past they've deleted threads all day until 5 minutes before the show started.
>>82690979
but its almost 12:00pm here....
>>82690980
I hope he realizes this is still just season 2B and he fell for the 5 season shit CN is trying to pull.
>>82690988
do you eat dick stupid neet
go fucking outside and leave this place
>>82690919
Garnet's european spanish dub is pretty good.
Songs are MUCH better in the original version though.
>>82691006
>master mind flayer in first level of the mines
THANKS DEVTEAM
>>82690930
Good we don't need your fetish shit and waifu battles here. Well we still got those here but in a complete derailing kind of way.
Show discussions, that's what we want
>>82691015
all dubs are great overall, the flaw here is lyrics.
I suppose translators ddnt watch the show and only recieved a paper with lyrics, so they translate them as they wanted, without thinking about the story and so
>>82690315
accept anon is right, France are airing the episodes earlier
http://www.programme-tv.net/programme/series-tv/r252205-steven-universe/diffusions/
i think I've been banned
>>82691056
bye then
>>82691052
So does this mean the general will get banned earlier due to the content getting released ahead of schedule?
THE HIATUS ENDS HERE
What time is the episode on the West coast?
why is lapis facepalming??????
The episode is on itunes already.
>>82688685
Welp it's good to be back.
Do you think we'll have Generals on /co/ like the good old days, or will they stay in /trash/?
i only know its gonna be on 4pm for me
>>82690600
Which one, the fat one or the angsty one?
>>82691084
Depends on how long we have to wait for summer of Steven to start, considering France are airing Steven floats too I I don't think it'll be too long.
>>82691127
Only the sneak peek?
Or is it somewhere else?
>>82691127
made me check/10
>>82691139
be strong, 1pm here
Seriously though do you think we are going to learn what they really are in this 5 episode block? Or is Sugar just baiting us?
>>82691127
link???
>>82691157
>>82691169
>>82691160
Wasn't even sugar, CN was just doing editing magic to raise false hype.
>>82691052
>http://www.programme-tv.net/programme/series-tv/r252205-steven-universe/diffusions/
Ok some frenchie record them in english please.
>>82691159
ill do my best sir! *salutes*
>>82691179
misseps will when they air in France.
>>82691179
sad to inform you that you're a bit late
if france gets to air it first , ill swear to god ill be so mad that ill throw a bomb on the effiel tower
(im not going to do that though , im not a terrorist)
>>82691218
>(im not going to do that though , im not a terrorist)
Wew you almost got v& there, be careful next time!
>>82691218
Thats what an extremist would say
>>82691218
Nice try Mohammed
>>82691232
thats why i put that little reminder there
Time? Is it really that time again?
Daily reminder that lapis is the one that will take down the cluster
>>82691274
nice spoiler
>>82691274
I'd tell you why you're wrong, but I'm in a good mood today.
So yeah! She sure will pal!
>>82691274
>"The Cluster is underneath the Beta Kindergarten!"
>drills straight down from the barn
Okay.
>>82690980
I think we finally wore the mods down, just like Steven wore down Peridot andJasper and Yellow Diamond
>>82691321
It's probably because they didn't have time
>>82691294
blame cn
>>82691294
>Screens are from the CN websites
>Spoiler
They really aren't if official sources release it
>>82690715
What stream? And 7 what? I'm European.
>>82691356
My tea's gone cold,
I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
the morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'd all be grey,
but your picture on my wall
it reminds me that it's not so bad
it's not so badI hope he is happy, whenever he is
>>82689946
I should've done what you did.
Why oh why??????!!!!
>>82691371
7pm EST, its 4 hours behind GMT
>>82691358
I never even saw them pop up before or I'm blind. So fair enough.
>>82691374
>>praying for worst gem
>>82691424
Be ready anon, Lapisfags are gonna come back in full force after today.
>>82691424
>>82691428
Hopefully this bomb calms down lapisfags.
Jasperfags have it worse though with the likely possibility that Jasper could be gone or just delayed for a couple of episodes.
