>Honey honey, how you thrill me, ah-hah, honey honey
>Honey honey, nearly kill me, ah-hah, honey honey
>I'd heard about you before
>I wanted to know some more
>And now I know what they mean, you're a love machine
>Oh, you make me dizzy
PREVIOUSLY ON X-MEN:
>>82472592
>>82503573
>>82524813
it's very weird the thing that has me most interested in the new X movie is TSwift cameoing as Dazzler
>>82552837
I thought they debunked that rumor?
>>82552860
Maybe but they'll lie to protect that stuff.
also post-Civil War I get Black Panther/Stormtho i don't ship it
>>82552944
>Black Panther/Storm
Ew.
>>82553019
Claremont (I'm assuming cause it's Storm and circa the 80s) did a thing with them somewhere, I've seen the final panels that are about how they wouldn't work as a couple
>>82552944
Lol. Storm is still in the 80's in her cinematic form.
>>82553307
i was just thinking how they took the mohawk look but without any of the meaning behind it.
which is pretty par for the course
>>82552723
Hey X-Anon, do you have a comprehensive list of these threads?
I feel like catching up from the start.
>>82553893
Sure, just search Great X-Men Storytime in Desu
http://desustorage.org/co/search/subject/Great%20X-Men%20Storytime/
>>82552837
If Tswift was going to be in it, I don't think they'd be keeping it a secret, they'd be putting her all over the ads to help sell tickets.
How much longer until this devolves into a mess with like 5 X books?
>>82552881
>Less than spacious
>Still room enough for a throw rug
>>82554144
Next volume? Unless you count the minis, in which case, give it a few days.
>>82553933
Thanks.
It's too late for me to do that with Legion, but I can do it with Marvel's closest equivalent.
>>82552913
So is Bruce taking qualudes because he's in a disco book, or what?
That's all for today, more Dazzler tomorrow!
dazzlebump
>>82554946
thanks X-Anon
>>82554928
>>82554946
Man, some circle of friends she has.
"Oh, she just went on a weeklong bender, she's fine"
Even the fucking Doctor just leaves her.
>>82560128
Trying to be slice-of-life protagonist and a superhero is hard.
>>82552871
Where was this angry mob when somebody was getting fucking mugged?
God damn it NYC, stop being so terrible.
>>82552881
So is it a coincidence that Paul Janson shares a surname with Klaus Janson? Was he even working at marvel at this point?
>>82552924
Lance a shit.
Didn't Terrax die during Annihilation? Jeez Dazzler, could have used your help back then.
>>82553171
It was a small thing that went nowhere. Her main romance has always been Forge or whatever dumbfuck warrior king wanted to make her his queen.
>>82553164
>HULK NO!
>THAT'S NOT HOW YOU PLAY BILLIARDS!
> I THINK YOU'D ENJOY IT HULK! PLAYING BILLIARDS!
>>82553221
>HULK DISAGREE WITH ARMED FORCES CONVERGING ON COLLEGE CAMPUS
>HULK REMEMBER KENT STATE!
>>82564509
The Forge stuff only worked for me because bc of that delicious doomed love angle
>>82565318
I can't believe Forge was ever a major character, at least major enough to ship with Storm.
He was middle-aged when they introduced him, he has almost flatscan powers, and he was always a sellout to the government.
I still don't trust him; basterd built an X-Sentinel.
>>82565934
And he's a 'Nam vet dealing with living through that clusterfuck.
>>82565977
What is it with Storm and Indian 'Nam vets?
>>82560914
Absolute madman
>>82553870
>At no timedid anyone threaten you with harm
Oh yeah, Jim was just showing off his favorite shoulder holster.
