>Go to see Civil War
>expect to see the greatest Spider-Man on screen because MCU is good on casting usually
>see Spider-Man
>sounds like a 5-year-old
>is suppose to be a nerd but doesn't remember what AT-ATs are called
>didn't even make his own suit (had to have Tony Stark make it)
I never thought I'd say this but, I miss Andrew Garfield. He was WAY better than the toddler they got. Heck, I would of preferred they got a PoC and use Miles instead (and cast Jaden).
>(You)
>>82552613
At least he has seen the OT
is it summer already? fuck it..call me when autumn gets here.
I agree
>>82552613
I'm not even going to grace you with a bait image
It's almost as if
Hm? What?
Almost...as if..
Huh? Nanda?
As if..
Hmmm....
Spiderman...
is a child?!
>>82552613
>had to have Tony Stark make it
he had a suit already stank just made him a new one
>>82552613
>is suppose to be a nerd but doesn't remember what AT-ATs are called
Why is this a requirement to be a nerd?
>>82552613
>(and cast Jaden)
I seriously hope that you don't mean Jaden Smith ...
THE BIGGEST BAIT OF EM ALL BOYS
>>82552613
He's a 15 year old nerd circa 2016 not 1996. It's reasonable he doesn't know what an AT-AT is. You're old anon.
Also it's kinda good he actually looks and sounds like a 15 year old seeing as Amerifats usually have 30somethings portraying teens.
>>82552613
I bet he mains C. Falcon in Sm4sh
>>82552613
>>is suppose to be a nerd but doesn't remember what AT-ATs are called
Poor bait but he is a nerd for science and technology, not for movies and comic shit.
>>82552613
>>is suppose to be a nerd
>>82553046
>Why is this a requirement to be a nerd?
It isn't. Most people, including OP, seem to often confuse the word "nerd" with "geek". Nerds are people who excel in academics. Geeks are folks who are into inconsequential hobbies and shit on a considerable level. Someone can be both at the same time, but these concepts are not one and the same. MCU Peter is a nerd, as the character always has been. But as far as we know at the time, is apparently not a geek.
>>82552613
>Sony shills back at it again
>>82552613
>make black Spider-Man
>give him a black costume
seriously why
>>82554265
Ha, that not even the stupidest thing, since there is a comic about Miles not wanting to be the "Black" Spider-man, yet where's a black spider suit
Child spiderman would be a jock at school
He would pick on you, bone all the ladies, and get the highest GPA in the state.
And he wouldn't know what an AT-AT or anyo of that starshit was.
>>82554267
Gonna need some proof
>>82552613
>There are MCUfags who will defend Spiderman's character being limited to nothing but RDJ's fuckboy
>>82553280
> It's reasonable he doesn't know what an AT-AT is.
One showed up in the recent Star Wars film. No excuses.
>HE SOUNSDS LIKE A KID
he sounds like a actual teenager, you are just used to the fact that they casted people in their mid 20's to play teenage pete
>BUT I DIDNT SOUND LIKE THAT
you did, you just didnt notice it
>>82554426
Hasn't he always been an Avenger fanboy?
>>82554426
MCUfags will defend anything that Disney shits out.
CW felt like Whedon's films, just with more shaky cam.
>>82554437
No one likes the recent star wars films.
And nerds make fun of nerds who know that much about star wars.
Star wars being a nerd/geek thing is an informed trait.
>>82554437
Was it called by name? Because I know a lot of star wars fans that just call those things "The Big Walkers"
>>82554437
Let's be real, how many casual fans who only watch the movies and aren't really involved in the fandom actually know the walkers proper names?
>>82552613
Nope your wrong
>>82554455
>he sounds like a actual teenager, you are just used to the fact that they casted people in their mid 20's to play teenage pete
The guy playing him in Civil War is 19 and he sounds like he's 10.
>you did
Nice projection, late bloomer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4UUnllzG_c
>>82554506
No, like most stuff the AT-AT designation was in the bonus material and EU
>>82552613
Pizza Time.
>>82554487
>No one likes the recent star wars films.
Nigger I hated TFA and even I am not dense enough to think no one liked it. Are you from /tv/?
>And nerds make fun of nerds who know that much about star wars.
It's not some obscure EU fact like the Emperor Palpatine Surgical Reconstruction Center, these are the robots from the most iconic movie of the entire god damn series.
>>82554437
I'm 25, and my little brother is 15 years old, he and his "geeky" friends wear gay tight pants and backwards hats and shit.
He hasn't even seen Empire Strikes Back, and from what I know of his friends, they haven't either.
>>82554508
I'm not really a fan of the movies at all, didn't really pay them much attention at all until 2015, and I didn't know nor care what they were, so anecdotally that rings true.
>>82553046
>>82554095
>>82554187
OP is obviously an escaped writer from The Big Bang Theory.
![1461866995916[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0PNwrdI.jpg "1461866995916[1].jpg")
>>82554476
>>82554426
>OP still desperately trying to bait
>>82554634
My girlfriends little brother is 15 and he comes on to me anytime I'm at their house.
He also has not seen the older Star Wars.
>>82552613
>is suppose to be a nerd but doesn't remember what AT-ATs are called
I figured he didn't say AT-ATs because he didn't want Ant-Man to know what he was doing.
>>82554538
>cherypicking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnycvPjB7Y0
>>82554806
No, he clearly doesn't know what they are. Most people don't know what they are, and even less know chickenwalkers are AT-ST's.
>>82554815
Holy fucking shit that young Leo.
Jesus Christ, people had to have been trying to rape that kid constantly.
>>82552613
I mean I'm not a huge fan of Star Wars, I could probably think of the name "AT-AT" given enough time, but like if I was fighting a giant fucking man I'd prob stumble over my thoughts too.
>>82552613
>would of
>of
You fucking bitch.
>>82554820
"Chickenwalkers" I literally thought I was the only person who called them this. What a great day.
I don't get it. They give us a good representation of a 15 year old Spider-Man, and you're mad about it?
>>82552854
Shouldn't he be called Spiderboy then?
:^)
>>82554876
wat
chickenwalker is what they have been called forever
>>82552613
Who the fuck cares about the name of the shitty vehicles of Star Wars
>>82554884
It's either bait or another one of the
MUH SHOEHORNED
/tv/ morons
>>82554815
How fucking long ago was that dude 16? I remember being in like second grade when Titanic came out.
>>82554884
They didn't introduce him as a 30 year old who knows as much about star wars as I do. What's so confusing about this?
>>82554927
OP, apparently
>>82552613
He is a modern nerd.
Just like the people on /co/.
They don't actually know anything but everything is enough to feel superior to "normies"
>>82554748
>anyone with a negative opinion on new spiderman is a single person
wew
>>82554426
the only thing tony did was streamline everything,
pete still invented the webshooters and those lenses, tony just gave him a budget to work with
maybe you should try actually watching the movie next time :^)
>>82554993
It's literally impossible to have a negative opinion on new spider-man.
PoC has to be the most racist "Politically Correct" term I've ever heard. All I hear when people say it is my parents and grand parents talking about colored folk. Does anyone actually prefer being called that?
![1438383087336[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/XWpZ2yC.jpg "1438383087336[1].jpg")
>>82554993
>still trying
>>82555016
No really, no.
>>82555016
isn't that just one aspect of the larger picture though? The modern social justice movement is just racism that pretends not to be.
>>82555016
It's also racist towards white because it implies "white" is different from "Person of Color"
I'm not white, last I checked. My skin is fucking pink or olive, and it can get tan. Chalk and paper is white.
>>82555113
Now you racist against yellow paper?
>>82554908
Never herd anyone else call them that where I'm from, then again I don't really engage in conversations aboit Star Wars all that much either
>>82552613
Literally the only person who should play spiderman.
>>82555210
>Literally the only person who should play spiderman.
Is he standing behind Tobey Maguire?
>>82555144
>>82555113
>othering construction paper
ugh, EXCUSE me?? could you like, not??
>>82554995
im not talking about his tech, anon
im talking about his character
>>82554884
It's too bad you don't have standards.
>>82555415
You meant to quote
>>82552613
>>82554426
>>82555210
I honestly think he was simply acting like he didn't know about AT-ATs in order to sound cooler in front of the grown up superheroes. He knew exactly what he was doing going for the legs. Probably just wanted to impress Tony.
>>82555385
the guy was still a kid, he looked up to tony stark because he was still a respected scientist within the MCU. much like how he adored Reed in 616. if this was a battle hardened Spider-man like he was in the CW comics i might understand but hes still a kid here. 6 months after being spidey you get offered a suit update and a chance to help the avengers. of course he wouldnt pass that up. besides he and steve still got their little bonding moment
>>82555113
>It's also racist towards white because it implies "white" is different from "Person of Color"
Didn't white people make the "coloured" "whites only" dynamic? Lol now you're blaming your minorities for it?
I wasn't expecting him to hold his own, or even subdue the other heroes. He was so overpowered and indifferent.
>Outright catches Bucky's arm that has taken down other people
>"Dude, you have a metal arm? That's awesome!"
>>82555606
i'll take it his inexperienced
but hell, if offering some gadgets buys the guy then i wonder why he still believed uncle ben's words at all at
>>82555458
>liking babby voice Spider-man
>liking his retarded new costume that doesn't even have the web pits
>liking that he adds nothing to the plot and still nerfed physically
A true Marveldrone
>>82555665
he's spiderman... its shown that hes supposed to have super strength even the first movie has him carrying a train cart full of people and the second has him stopping an entire train
>>82555729
>adds nothing to the plot
this
>>82555606
>he looked up to tony stark because he was still a respected scientist within the MCU.
Not only that but he's also a huge celebrity for being the first modern superhero. Probably close to a Steve Jobs here but younger, cooler, and a genius.
What if Pete gets his new suit like this:
The symbiote arrives and that whole story plays out, but when it detaches it takes his current suit with it. Pete then has to make his own suit.
>>82555741
That's weird to hear. I remember /co/ disliking his strength from the Raimi movies because Raimi essentially made him Superman.
>>82555762
Does anybody really give a fuck?
Besides it never made sense that Tobey and Garfield made those expensive looking suits in their bedroom.
>>82553046
If you have even a passing knowledge of pop culture you know what Star Wars and AT-ATs are.
I have literally never seen Star Wars in my life and I can tell you what happens in all the movies beat-for-beat.
>>82554187
This is a fucking dumbass post made by a retard. This is on the same level as /a/'s stupid "normie and normalfag are two completely different words!" bullshit they try to push.
Geek and Nerd mean the same shit.
>>82554476
Can we just kill all Disneyfags?
>>82554455
>He sounds like a kid! Not a twenty year old!
>>82554538
>Actor is 20
Lets be real here though. Spider-Man is objectively shit.
>>82554876
I knew ATATs were ATATs but called ATSTs chickenwalkers.
>>82555511
i like this idea
I prefer adult spidey
>>82552613
>PoC
>miles
OK obviously you are a cuck who just wants to have a black spiderman for your fetish otherwise you would have said nigger instead of colored person
>>82555064
>The modern social justice movement is just racism that pretends not to be.
It can really be ridiculously right-wing and xenophobic. Last week on tumblr, I saw two responses in a row to a "Today I Fucked Up" post wherein the contributor misspelled their name in Korean trying to impress students (presumably during an English language class in Korea?), spelling some ridiculous insult - there were two responses in a row telling the contributor that they shouldn't be "appropriating other cultures' languages". These people should be voting Trump, because all they want to do is build walls.
>>82552613
I am one of the biggest Tobey-Peter fags on this board. Spider-Man 2 is my favorite cape flick of all time.
Tom Holland is the best Peter and Spider-Man we've ever gotten. I couldn't fucking believe how hard he nailed it.
Andrew Cuckfield can go die.
>>82552686
Now I want Nic Cage to play Bizarro in the DCEU
>>82554538
>>82554815
And then we have David Beckham
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-W8N9beW0w
>>82555963
>I have literally never seen Star Wars in my life and I can tell you what happens in all the movies beat-for-beat.
I call bullshit.
Either you have seen the movies or know more than the average person based off the fact that you browse /co/.
Peter in this is 15. The OT movies came out in the 80's. That means those movies are 20 something years older than him. Its not too crazy to think that he only has passing knowledge of the star wars films.
I loved this spidey. At first I wanted an older Spiderman. I hated the idea of a fifteen year old spidey. Man the movie changed my mind. He's just fucking perfect. His demeanor as Peter wasn't overly nerdy like some caricature. Neither was he a broody skateboarder with a porky pig stutter.
His voice works for being a teen and the one liners were just great. It was just cool to see spidey swinging around with other supes for the first time. The suit looked way better in motion in the movie and I've never wanted to fuck aunt may so bad.
>>82552613
Miles would of been more cool and interesting than the boring by-the-numbers Peter we got, oy
>>82553280
He knows about old apple computers from the 80s but not what the 80s robot from the 80s movie is called?
>>82552613
People are only saying this Spider-Man was the best because it's the expected popular opinion when Peter Parker is a dumb shit and Spider-Man is a copy paste of Andrew Garfield.
>>82557266
>Claim to be Tobey fan
>Say Tom is better based on a cameo
>In comparison to Spider-Man 2 in it's entirety
This is what retardation looks like
>>82558966
>He knows about old apple computers from the 80s
Knowing and dumpster diving and getting something that works is a little different
>>82554476
>just with more shaky cam
THANK YOU. I thought I was the only one annoyed by it. It was like Michael J Fox was filming the movie.
>>82556692
Black Spider-Man's Spider-Jizz
>>82559066
its what mcufags sound like
>marvel studios can do no wrong
>>82552686
>>82557714
Holy shit, down for this.
i liked him
i honestly want to know when his movie is gonna be out, i'm hype for more new peter
Hated him.
Not hyped for his movie Home Coming. New Peter needs to pull a Ult Peter and die.
>>82554927
this
lol
>>82555606
Well put.
>>82555963
>Geek and Nerd mean the same shit.
laughable, Urkel wouldn't know shit about Star Wars except passing fancy. Fucker doesn't have Darth Vader posters on his wall, he would have Niels Bohr bed sheets.
>>82559665
kek
would check but you're off by one
>>82552613
This Disney shill falseflagging is unreal.
>>82552613
>and cast Jaden
As what, Ultimate Jessica Drew?
>>82554903
That you thought that was a clever comeback is probably the worst part
>>82555963
>Geek and Nerd mean the same shit.
They don't though
>>82552613
He grew up with the prequels anon, he's a millennial.Just like you.
>>82552613
gr8 b8 m8 i r8 it 8.88/8.88
>>82555729
For the last time, the web pits would look awful in live action!
He'd just look like Spidey with foot-long armpit hairs.
>>82556692
Sorry the phrase PoC triggers you so much.
>>82553006
>Stank.
>>82552613
This
>>82560361
And, OP, Peter is the scholastic geek that locks in on science and technology. He might remember the original Star Wars films because he debated with (himself most likely) the inadequacies of heavy vehicles like the AT-AT... design fallacies do not endear engineers with fantasy franchises.
>>82553158
What's wrong with Jaden Smith?
>>82557266
Either of those two could have done better with that cameo than what this kid did, he sounds terrible. Not to mention we're stuck with this fuccboi for the next 10 years, can't wait for him to roll into action with his hoverboard and scout enemies with his drone.
>>82556692
/pol/ pls leave
>>82554761
Just out of curiosity. Are you a cis man or a lesbian/bisexual, or is he a homosexual/bisexual? Also, what does him coming on to have to do with him not knowing about the older Star Wars?
>>82552613
>is suppose to be a nerd but doesn't remember what AT-ATs are called
I'm sure he did know, he just wasn't sure if anybody else did, so that's why he didn't use "AT-AT".
As for the "YOU KNOW THAT REALLY OLD MOVIE" part, I'm sure he was joking about that.
>>82552613
>a nerd but doesn't remember what AT-ATs are called
It's literally 2016 (the current year!).
The current generation of kids will never know that ATAT was the little robot from Stars Wars.
>>82560697
Yeah, Star Wars is such an obscure franchise.
It doesn't help that didn't have 3 very popular tv-shows aimed at kids growing up and that the last movie came out so long ago.
>>82560693
Or more likely it's shitty writing? *shrugs*
Wah Wah Waaaaaahhh
To be fair, I don't think they actually referred to the AT-ATs by name in the film itself.
>>82552613
spidermans a tech geek not a pop culture nerd
he doesnt quote movies he gets pissy when people call him a bug instead of an arachnid
>>82552613
>I would of preferred they got a PoC and use Miles instead (and cast Jaden).
The only thing I didn't like about this Spiderman was how uncharacteristically easy he was getting slapped around by people who were both SLOWER and WEAKER than him. His spidey sense is supposed to give him bullet time reflexes but that was never touched on. Tony should've recruited Daredevil instead.
>>82552613
pretty sure you're the only one who wants that unoriginal bland nigger on screen desu
>>82561308
>spidermans a tech geek not a pop culture nerd
>Spells Spider-Man as spiderman
>saying Spider-Man, the master of pop-culture quips, isn't a pop culture nerd
And this viewers is the common casual in his natural habitat. Watch as the poor little creature spouts knowledge of characters he knows nothing about as fact.
Mile would have been cool now we have had 3 Peter pakers in like 10 years
>>82552613
>is suppose to be a nerd but doesn't remember what AT-ATs are called
616 spidey mistaken Spock as a helmsman until Doom corrected. Also not every nerd is a SW fan.
>didn't even make his own suit (had to have Tony Stark make it)
He's a frugal kid and his DIY suit already works. He can easily can improve the suit on his own if he get his photo gig at the bugle like Garfield did.
>>82561776
Really? Because I think the thousands of people who buy his book wants to see him. Not to mention the people who actually want a PoC Spider-Man (see everyone who wanted Danny Glover as Spider-Man).
But it's okay, keep being racist, /pol/. :^)
>>82552613
My cousins are 15 year old nerds, and 16 year old nerds. They play card games and computer games and don't give a fuck about Star Wars or Star Trek.
And they sound like 10 year olds.
>>82562085
>PoC
Stop using this stupid fucking term. You may as well be calling them colored people.
>>82562015
Garfield was even able to make a better costume in ASM than Holland's pathetic thrift costume in CW before Tony had to do everything for him (because Iron Man is Jesus in the MCU)
>>82562181
Fuck Garfield. Those movies were pieces of trash, and the acting was horrid and rushed.
>>82562213
The only one who belongs in the Trash is YOU. The Amazing Spider-Man movies are classics as better than any MCU movie. Garfield doesn't play Spider-Man, he IS Spider-Man. Mic Drop
>>82562334
>>82562493
It's not trolling, it's the Truth
>>82562334
kek
>Holland found out that he was cast as Spider-Man from Instagram and the Marvel website
The fuck? Do these people not tell their actors that they're hired? Like, normally, when you hire someone for a job, don't you call them and let them know? Shouldn't they be the first ones to know?
>>82560902
They don't. They're "Imperial Walkers". You only know they're AT-ATs if you had the toy or went into the EU at least a little.
Keep in mind that by the time Petey could read all the newer EU products were prequel Clone Wars stuff in which the AT-AT didn't exist.
Honestly I expect there's a good chance he's like most millennials. Studies have shown that if you were born after 1999 there's a statistically far greater chance you think that the OT was not amazing.
It's like how not many people these days think Buck Rogers or Flash Gordon are amazing. The only reason Flash is still marginally relevant is the Queen song and the 80s movie.
>>82561517
He literally says his senses overwhelm him. He needs to grow into it. Also we see that in this movie he is reacting, it's just that his reaction is "look to see what this alert is for" instead of "DODGE MOTHERFUCKER". He hasn't drilled himself into instinctual avoidance yet, that's the whole 6 months into a gig as a 15 year old kid thing kicking in.
>>82552613
What kind of drugs are you taking?
>>82563197
Well the thing is, I don't think anyone born after the 80s (which would be most of the people on this board) can truly, fully appreciate just how tremendous Star Wars was. I mean, I was born right on the boundary and by the time I saw Star Wars for the first time back when I was a kid, it was the Special Editions. By that point, technology had already progressed to the point where Star Wars isn't as impressive as it was back when it was first released. Unless you were born in that era and saw Star Wars in the context of the time, you can't really fully comprehend just how amazing it was. I sure don't. I mean, I know it's amazing because these films were made in 1977 and few things back then had the level of SFX that Star Wars had, but when I was a kid, computers were already being used more and more in films.
>>82558829
>Miles Sue Morales
>Interesting
Kill yourself, nigga
>>82563376
Oh absolutely, I was an 85 babby so I first saw them on VHS when I was old enough, in 1990, and grey up with the EU that spawned again in 1992 after Zahn's Thrawn trilogy. I was right in the second heyday of Star Wars. So to me not knowing at AT AT seems weird. But then I remember that in the 60s and 70s Star Trek OS was huge and I know very little about that beyond Shatnervoice, Kirk fucking green women, KHAAAAAAN, Scotty saying she just cannae do it cap'n and nuclear wessels.
>>82560482
>What's wrong with Jaden Smith?
Except for EVERYTHING, nothing
>>82554437
I dont think they actually ever say AT-AT in any of the movies.
>>82563513
Don't you have to be racist somewhere else?
>>82552613
Being a nerd and a geek are two different things. I know many smart nerds who watch these geeky movies but don't know all of these minor details.
>>82554437
the one in the sand no one gave a fuck about.
>>82563545
That doesn't explain anything
>>82552642
>Meme
>>82552683
4chan is no different in the summer than it is during the rest of the year.
>>82557714
>>82559488
But that's not Nic Cage...
>>82553046
>>82552613
>is suppose to be a nerd but doesn't remember what AT-ATs are called
All the fanboys are mad because he made you feel old.
>>82564950
Fanboys know that Spider-Man (the biggest popculture geek and quipper in comics) would know they were called AT-ATs.
Why don't you actually try reading a comic instead of just watching the movies? *Pats head* Okay Pumpkin?
>>82565103
This Spider-Man was born in 2001, though.
>Everyone getting mad Spidey couldn't remember that name of an AT-AT in the heat of battle
>It's cannon Spidey doesn't even like Star Wars
>>82565180
And despite being a """hip""" nerd that uses 80s computers because he's sooooo """"hip"""" and """""smart""""" he can't remember the name of the 80s AT-ATs despite the fact that he's suppose to be a nerd?
What was he even doing with the 80s computer? Chewing on it? Because he sure a hell doesn't seem smart (probably why Tony has to make everything for him).
Sony's Spider-Man was better than this.
>>82565332
Did you not even listen to the dialogue? He picks up all his tech from the trash. He was even ecstatic because he found a "perfectly good DVD player just lying around".
>>82552613
They should of cast Donald Glover as Spider-Man honestly. It's what everyone wanted.
>>82553280
>>82554437
>>82558966
Wait.
Maybe Peter was just being a dick and poking fun at the other guys' ages.
>>82565796
It doesn't matter. People are just pissed because Peter makes them feel old.
>>82552613
>image.jpg
>sounds 5
I don't get this criticism. The actor is young. He is supposed to be 16
Put these two together and what do you get?
A young sounding Spidey
>people getting triggered by the fact that he forgot the name of the fucking AT-ATs
do you people have anything better to do than get autistically mad at simple things
Best and most refreshing part of the movie. He has a lot of energy and was a lot of fun.
>>82565899
>If I call them old then that will make my shitty New Spider-Man look cool!
Shouldn't you be watching Bayformers and Man of Steel then? Someone of your inferior taste would love those movies.
If you excuse me, Me and the other intellegent individuals will be enjoying Amazing Spider-Man and Blade
>Burn!
/thread
>>82552642
/thread
>>82565993
He doesn't sound sixteen, he sounds like he was just born. Which considering he's 19 (almost twenty) is kinda sad. There's a difference between sounding like a teen and sounding like the kid from Star Wars ep 1 (which is who Holland sounds like).
They need to get rid of him and bring Andrew back.
>>82566034
Ignoring the fact that a nerd like Peter didn't know the name, it was just cringy dialogue. It was like watching the Raimi movies again. I expected better from Marvel Studios. But they disappointed me. I'm more excited for X-Men Apocalypse since CW was so meh. Singer knows how to make good superhero movies.
>>82566132
Andrew's too old to play the character now. It was embarrassing watching him trying to pass himself off as a fresh-outta-highschool grad with those lines on his forehead.
>>82566234
you literally got triggered by one line
what the fuck anon
you people take this stuff way too seriously
>>82566132
It's almost like you don't know what an actor is.
>>82566240
I would prefer a older actor play Spider-Man that actually sounds Spider-Man than a older actor that sounds like Anakin from episode 1.
>>82566234
No. Because if we're being completely honest with ourselves, the X-Men, at least in Singer's movies seem absolutely nothing like superheroes.
>>82566317
They made Peter his age specifically because they wanted something different for the MCU. Peter fulfills a unique niche that literally no other character in the franchise can right now. Vision aside, the next-youngest character is the twenty-something-year-old Wanda. Everyone else is in their late-twenties to late-forties.
>>82566315
A person who sounds like a baby when he's suppose to sound like a young kid in highschool? Is that what an actor is? If so, Tom Holland is the biggest actor ever. They should cast him as Lex Luthor.
>>82566317
Canonically, Spider-Man is 15 when he first got bit. I am so sorry that you don't know what an actual teenager sounds like, but if you did have a clue then you'd acknowledge that Tom Holland did a great fucking job.
You might have aspirations of youth, but no one cares about the fact that you're not a child anymore, so stop knocking Holland for sounding authentic.
>>82566390
So essentially, this guy has got it >>82566432. I'm sorry you are obviously so far past your teens that you've forgotten what high-schoolers sound like, but stop being so butt hurt about the fact that for once, casting has actually been absolutely realistic on what Peter should look, act and sound like.
>>82565332
He's not hip, he's fucking poor. Stop making up shit and actually watch the movie.
>>82566432
>>82566480
>All 15-year olds sound like Dolphins
Sure, keep telling yourself that, Flipper.
>>82566367
>in Singer's movies seem absolutely nothing like superheroes.
Except for the part where the X-Men are superheroes who save humans (and mutants) and the whole world. But I forgot I was talking to a MCUck who only watches the Meme Cinematic Universe and hated anything that wasn't made by Disney because MUH BRAND. How sad really. Singer's X-Men is the best (and without it the MCU wouldn't exist). But you keep watching your memeverse movies.
I'll be watching good superhero movies like X-Men Days of Future Past and Deadpool.
>>82566572
How is that mid life crisis treating you?
>>82566725
Look Singer, your movies are gonna make enough money. You don't need to come and shill them here
>>82566572
I'm like 19 and sound the exact same.It's so embarrassing.
CGI costumes look like shit
>>82566804
I wish I was the talented and amazing Singer. Thank you for your compliment.
>>82552613
>sounds like a 5-year-old
That's because you're used to teenagers being played by 30-year-olds.
>is suppose to be a nerd but doesn't remember what AT-ATs are called
As per >>82565251, 616 Spidey hates Star Wars (I blame Uncle Ben overhyping it right around the time that the prequels came out). It's quite possible that MCU Spidey also does as well and therefore doesn't know or care that the walkers in question are called AT-ATs.
>didn't even make his own suit (had to have Tony Stark make it)
That's because Peter can't realistically afford a movie-quality superhero suit. Frankly, it's amazing that he managed to make his web-fluid and web-shooters on his budget.
>>82566958
It's easier to find usable tech in the trash than it is to find intact pieces of fabric for your superhero suit.
>>82566234
You who Marvel Studios should have got to write Spider-Man's dialogue? Max Landis. Max Landis would be perfect to write Spider-Man. Hell, Disney should've had Max Landis write Civil War. Max Landis's Civil War would of been way better than what we got honestly. Max Landis really gets the characters. Max Landis even wrote a really good Shocker story that would be perfect for Marvel Studios to adapt.
>>82554379
I wonder when Bendis will just fucking drop it and accept that Miles will never be as popular as Peter. It's not like there's any shame in that, he's /literally/ the biggest comic character /ever/. If he really wants the character to last the way he does he should just make him become the new Black Tarantula or Devil Spider. Or just name him the Brown Recluse.
>IBN4 that's racist.
It would be, if his costume wasn't completely fucking black.
>>82555963
Most of the kids in my classes (14-22) haven't seen the OT, or just marathoned them late last year because they bought into the TFA hype train.
It's not as widespread as you might believe among the young ones.
>>82555904
>Besides it never made sense that Tobey and Garfield made those expensive looking suits in their bedroom
actually, with how cheap stuff is nowadays, this is a part that i can believe.
he could have just purchased some cheap china made spandex / wetsuits and stitched the stuff together.
i was more annoyed that garfield stole the web fluid from ozcorp instead of making his own using his father's files.
and i was infinitely more annoyed that asm 1 wasn't a standalone film as was promised by the trailers.
ASM2 DENIAL HEADCANON:
connors had created a secret way of producing recombination serum by adapting one of the web spiders to secrete it in its venom. he did this because ozcorp is getting tighter with his financing.
the spider gets loose and ends up back in the web room, since spiders are drawn to humidity and a big room dedicated to silk generation via spider would have to be humid to keep them all alive.
having the recombination serum being made in a spider messes with the serum's purity, even with countermeasures taken to prevent gene mixing, so you end up with spiderman.
the really shitty part about this is that it would have taken all of 10 seconds of additional filming to establish this.
- one second where the plans for the recombination spider spill out when peter is visiting connors at his lab. big arrow to the spiders fangs says 'blank recombination serum, hopefully'.
- a few seconds where connors' boss rakes him over the coals about misusing resources and he promises to limit his use of the recombinator
- a few seconds more where we see connors desperately searching for something in the background as the red and blue spider crawls in the direction of the web room in the foreground.
and just like that asm could have been a decent standalone film. asm1 honestly has my favorite parker, who is the most like a modern version of the original peter parker and is the most plausible personality from which spiderman could emerge.
>>82552864
EPIN.
>>82568279
in addition to this, having a personality radicalizing blank recombination serum released into the ny public is the PERFECT explanation for why so many supervillains originate from there.
asm2 was such wasted potential.
>>82568355
The Amazing Spider-Man 2 was an amazing movie. You're just too stupid to understand it. It's too deep for someone like you.
>>82552613
You had me going til you mentioned jaden. Seriously good bait man
>>82569825
Hats wrong with Jaden Smith?
My biggest problem with Spidey was how unfunny he was. All of his "jokes" were just him being awkward. I mean, given how quip heavy GotG and Ant-Man were, I was expecting Spider-Man to have some decent one-liners at least.
>>82570153
*What's
>>82570153
>>82570176
Yeah, Andrew was funnier.
>>82570239
Not sure if sarcastic, or bad taste.
>>82570630
Please take your meme back to /tv/
>>82555606
Late to the party but when you are filthy poor like Pete and Tony Stark offers you a job...nigga you accept that shit and start sucking dick if neccesary
>>82570738
Yeah yeah, sure, but I'm honestly curious if you were being sarcastic, or if you actually thought AG was funny
>>82570868
AG was funny. He was (and still is) the best Spider-Man. /thread
>>82565899
watching a teenager beat the pants off of a bunch of 40 years olds will do that.
Seriously, half of that hero v hero fight were over the hill.
>>82554861
The people complaining are literally too dumb to realize this.
>>82570866
So if Tony Stark told you to kill someone fr money you'd do it? No wonder you like this Spider-Man.
>>82571027
To be fair, that teenager has super strength, super endurance, relative super speed, godly agility, reflexes and dexterity and a sixth sense that warns him of danger.
>>82571057
>"He's perhaps the most powerful child soldier in the world, but uh... [...] There's a certain narcissism to the character, and Tony doesn't want to lose this fight. At the same time, he also sees Spider-Man as the greatest living non-lethal weapon. If you're going out to capture a bunch of people who you don't necessarily want to hurt, you couldn't ask for a better character than Spider-Man to take with you. He does show up and illustrate that Spider-Man, he knows how powerful he is in a video where we see Spider-Man stopping a car moving 40 mph, where he catches it and puts it back on the ground, so, I think he believes that he's taking with him perhaps one of the most powerful characters in the Marvel universe, and I think he feels like the kid will be well-protected under his tutelage. We also find out in that sequence, when things go wrong, the kid says "What do I do", and Tony says "keep your distance, web 'em up", so he's obvious mentored the kid for what's about to go down."
>"But it's still very irresponsible."
He wanted Peter in as a non-lethal weapon. He believed that there was no one else in the entire MCU who'd be better for taking someone in without hurting them than Spider-Man.
>>82555623
So, the anon can't complain abut the dynamic, due to the fact that it was made by people who share his skin color? How did you get so fucking stupid?
>>82554426
>There are MCUfags who do not want Spiderman be RDJ's fuckboy
FTFY
>>82555729
I imagine you crying into your keyboard while you type this. It must suck to be a faggot.
>>82571138
>He wanted Peter in as a non-lethal weapon
He failed at that since spiderboy was beating te shit out of ordinary humans and could of killed them.
>>82571231
Eh. The force he was using against Falcon wasn't anything excessive. I mean, Cap and Bucky are super soldiers, so he can afford to use a little more force against them, but he didn't do anything to hurt Falcon too badly. And he's used to taking down common crooks, so he should know how to hold back.
>>82571182
>I imagine you crying into your keyboard while you type this.
Funny, that's how I imagine you typed that response.
>It must suck to be a faggot
You seem fine (then again, you did like MCU Spider-Man).
>burnheal.jpeg
>>82571314
a 'no u' would have saved you a lot of time anon
>>82555963
>Geek and Nerd mean the same shit.
I came in here to tell you that you're fucking stupid.
>>82552613
Star Wars is trash. I knew what he was talking about but didn't know what they were called.
Been reading comics and playing videogames for 22 years.
Every time my powerlevel is revealed and I get all this shit for having "nerd cred" people gasp when I say I don't like Star Wars. That shit is about as relevant to me and my hobbies as idk.. Captain Planet is to most /co/ people. It's just kind of there
>>82563197
>most millennials
>born after 1999
You literally don't know what millenial means. Millenials start in the early 80s and end around 2000, so most millenials aren't fucking born after 1999.
>>82571840
It's not bait if it's True
>>82564397
>Bait
>Tv
>Tumblr
>Thread deleted
>>82571020
He was a stuttering douchebag, you mean
>>82572145
Your face is a stuttering douchebag. He was acting like Spider-Man/Peter Parker.
>>82572204
Peter stutters?
How do you feel knowing that this Peter is stronger and smarter than both Maguire and Garfield?Though nowhere near as good a tailor, apparently.
>>82560280
Not him, but it is a clever comebach.
He's pointing out that he's a MAN, not a BOY.
You know, Spiderman for the most part has been shown as a college dude, even older.
Spiderman being a kid represents like less than 30% of his history.
>>82552613
>>is suppose to be a nerd but doesn't remember what AT-ATs are called
Pete was never that type of nerd, he was just a smart guy who studied hard, not a D&D playing, comicbook reading, Star Wars worshipping neckbeard.
>>82573150
Good thing actors grow older. At the rythm they release movies, we'll probably get 1 Spidey in high school movie (Homecoming) and then move on to college.
>>82573023
I wishboth Maguire and Garfield make a cameo appearance in Homecoming.
>>82573150
He fills a niche that no other MCU character does. Why do you want every single Marvel hero to be in their thirties?
>>82572273
no he doesn't it might aswell be cannon that peter is a smooth talker coming up with quips on the fly getting all types of pussy and shit
>>82571840
i honestly disliked how Spiderman's character was used in the movie
he was absolutely pointless and got no development besides strictly becoming rdj's bitch
>take my sisters to civil war
>they are hyped
>finish the film
>2 of them liked it
>older one said it was confusing,
>too much dialogue
>too serious
>not enough action
>spiderman was shit and wasn't true to the comics
Is this film capekino or is my older sister a pleb?
>>82573445
To be fair his smooth talking doesn't have much to do with him getting so much pussy.
Most of the time they just want Pete's dick for undetermined reasons (it's assumed because he's attractive and smart) while he ignores them (at best) to do Spidey shit or science or take care of his aunt's 738th heart attack.
>>82558573
The first one came out in the seventies, meaning Peter would have to see a movie that is almost three times as old as he is. I wonder how many movies of 90 years ago the people in this thread have seen?
>>82563711
lol /co/ fucboi at it again
>>82573613
How hot are your sisters?
As for the movie, it's alright. Better than age of Ultron, Thor 2, and Iron Man 3 that's for sure.
>>82573613
It was as serious as it needed to be, knew how and when to use action to advance the plot, and was only confusing if you're not paying attention. Your older sister is definitely a pleb.
>>82573784
Go away, /pol/
>>82571231
>could of
I hate how much this upsets me. What would that even mean, anon? Think about your words.
It's could've. As in could have. "Could of" doesn't mean anything.
>>82573513
lol
If you paid atttention when Peter was recruited they revealed a lot about his character, including implying that Uncle Ben had already died.
>"Y'know, when you have powers like mine, and bad things happen... they happen because of you."
Is basically a 15 year old articulating the ol' "with great power comes great responsibility" as best he can. It's very powerful.
Also the parallel between Peter's motivations and Steve's motivations ("I'm just looking out for the little guy.") was an interesting touch.
>>82573613
>Is this film capekino or is my older sister a pleb?
Both
>>82573811
>implying I would go to that retarded board
>lol ron paul
>lol jk donald trump
