Andrew Hussie is/was/will be a weird, weird man with a style that fits that weirdness.
I LOVE NEP
>>82282078
Andrew Hussie as we knew him is dead
Only a normal man living a very private life somewhere in bumfuck town remains
he wouldn't be able to get away with this stuff today
>>82282122
I wish he did. He used to be funny
>>82282109
but do you love male nep?
>>82282122
The welfare check strip is still my favorite.
Andrew Hussie was nothing if not prolific
>>82282109
God I barely remember Neps quirk now I gotta write malenep seducing a nohomo anon
Ya'll need jesus
>>82282208
No, but I respect the opinion of those who do.
Where's the god damn johnroxy baby art already
what the fuck does Hussie have against coffee
>andrew never made it so dreambubbles showed transgender/rule 63 ghosts from other timelines
for some reason I expected this to happen eventually as pandering to tumblr but we got davepeta instead.
so I guess, hooray?
Remember when the Condesce was actually a character who had plans? Neither does Hussie!
>>82282109
I LOVE NEP (Male)
List of characters that are inferior to Karkat Vantas:
i want to see Hussie work with clay. has he?
Man I never really thought about it but Nepeta's overcoat is really adorable
Like it's a really understated part of her design
>>82282299
GAY
(GAY)
>>82282301
uhhhh
jake!
no wait he actually did something!
damn.
OH I KNOW
GCATAVROS!!!!!!
he was asleep the whole ending
>>82282321
An AU where Nepeta's overcoat was turned into Lord English's instead of Vriska's shitty pirate garb.
>>82282320
no but he has worked with gay
>>82282290
He prefers sweeter items.
>>82282294
Plans end when you die.
I wanna know what happened to DD's plans.
Back then, Hussie actually played with the thought of turning PS into a game.
>>82282320
Caliborn's masterpiece
>>82282399
oh yeah that's right
this looks cool, I wish we could've seen more of the TSO 'zines (assuming there was even more than one issue)
>>82282376
All of us do, my friend
>>82282258
I'm a really slow, easily distracted, and terrible artist, but I'm WORKING on it, okay.
how much do you think it'd cost (excluding materials) for Hussie to take me up on my offer of having him make me a Snoop bust
>>82282422
so what is that shirt the guy in the middle is wearing? I've seen pics of hussie with that logo on his shirt too.
I might just be an idiot
>>82282377
do you guys think PS would still be updating to this very day if this was real
>>82282301
Uhhh
>>82282377
Problem Sleuth 2: A TellTale Game when
>>82282422
>Hussie will never become a real artist like he was meant to
>>82282455
hey yeah you're right. In one of his newer pics he put up he was wearing that weird bat shirt
>>82282455
Yeah, I think it's the TSO logo or mascot or something
>>82282474
andrew really should have just hired telltale for a homestuck game.
they're a meme company but the games are great for WP's main demographic
I thought these sketches were interesting because how Hussie chose to draw himself seems so different from his outward appearance
Hussie's art tips.
>>82282500
MSPA character in a Poker Night game when
>>82282455
>>82282488
It's this robot with a mustache thing that was in some of his comics back in the day. I think it had a bit of backstory and even its own comic.
>>82282422
I really like andrew's art style. I don't want another mspa, I want a big project.
>>82282529
>firman
>tauhid
>huss brothers
oh shit. that's pretty fuckin awesome
>hussie will never draw bowman in this art style
nooo
>>82282541
>more competently exaggerated pose
>just staring straight up for no reason
I always thought this shit was retarded.
>>82282552
He most likely can't draw like this anymore. He complained that working on Homestuck every day had seriously regressed his art skills (it's why things like John's long, long arm happened), and this happened before Act 6.
>>82282545
Oh nice. I don't think I have this.
>>82282599
didn't he switch to hussnasty because it was 'easier than sprite work'? and when that fell through he just drew hero mode more.
>>82282552
I remember him saying that he liked the MSPA format because it's faster to get done than a traditional comic
but this was obviously before Homestuck dragged out into a multi-year project. I wonder how he feels about it now.
wizardy herbert
>>82282530
not going to lie i would love a redline from the huss himself
>>82282622
guy with the rifle looks pretty fuckin slickandrew really suffers with sameface protagonists though, huh?
>>82282642
You are already better than he was back then.
>>82282545
>>82282622
I guess I'll dump it, it's pretty short
>>82282639
How long has Hussie been writing Wizardy Herbertwhen is he going to finish it
>>82282639
is that story still up anywhere
>>82282639
wasn't that the thing in roxy's journals??
>>82282676
I fucking had it downloaded at one point.
It was pretty funny.
Absolutely no idea where you would find it now.
A long, long time ago
I can still remember how that comic used to make me smile
And I knew if I had the need
That I could make those people read
And maybe they'd be happy for a while
But April 13th made me shiver
With every shitpost I'd deliver
Bad news in the /co/ thread
I couldn't take Slick was dead
I can't remember if I cried
When I read about his widowed bride
But something touched me deep inside
The day the comic died
So bye, bye, big green skeleton guy
Thought the guest art was the best part but the best part's a lie
And them fandom boys were eating Gushers and pie
Singin' this'll be the day that I die
This'll be the day that I die
>>82282639
>>82282668
thats sweet but his whistles art is way beyond what i can do i think
>>82282739
ever worked on a big personal project?
>>82282734
I expected a freedom edit
>>82282691
Yeah. And on Rose's walls. Which brings up some interesting questions.
>>82282695
hold on
http://pastebin.com/U99V3zyj
http://pastebin.com/XHFxhub9
there
dunno why i said to hold on this isn't a chatroom
i'm pretty tired right now haha
>>82282739
>I think.
Have you drawn comics?
Hussie could have gone places.
Instead he'll be remembered as that one guy who was adored by tweens for like 3 years.
>>82282672
>>82282676
>>82282691
The manuscript we have was last modified in 2008. But yeah it's online.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1vJ_DZbSW2zZiftrL1XuXulyJAUvuJ7p3WT3xsNWGPGI/edit?hl=de#!
>>82282765
wow
i uh
never noticed that
what the fuck
I need AIDS fanart before this turns into generic homestuck thread #2413
it's been good so far though
>>82282768
>>82282788
Thank you anons.
>>82282749
Is that the end of it? Thanks man.
>>82282825
this is new to me
>>82282759
>>82282777
no
im not much of a writer so i just get all these ideas and concepts and dont know what to do with them
>>82282749
Damn what a surprising good ending, heartwarming in its own fucked up way and pretty funny
>>82282867
you should try it. everyone here pretty much adores your work
>>82282840
holy shit my sides
>>82282840
No problem.
>>82282867
This looks like a nice fairy tale concept.
>>82282867
I've written for 2 different webcomics that the artist both gave up on and killed the sites.
>tfwI just want to tell a full story
>>82282867
find someone that write but not draw and combine your powers
>>82282874
>>82282941
Wait fuck, I didn't expect that to be posted already
>>82282867
>tfw considerably okay writing but can't draw art
a friend once offered to let me write a webcomic for them years ago but turned them down. we're using the same setting for the potential comic as a video game now instead
find a partner or somethin
>>82282984
>dealing with bards.gif
>>82282987
>tfw useless and untalented at anything creative
I should an hero
>>82282999
I've never even heard of this one before, where'd you get this from?
>>82282999
I would watch the fuck outta captain achivement
>>82283016
same as me senpai.
maybe we should try writing something, I mean notepad is right there.
>>82282961
if you have any short ideas i wouldn't mind trying something out, see if we're on the same page
GUYS
FUCK HUSSIE'S OLDER WORK
PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO ME AND MY ROMANCE PROBLEMS
>started work on a game months ago
>got a really good start on it and was picking up shit fast
>start college classes
>combination of class + working full time puts a serious constraint on my tutorial time and learning shit
>spend hours on /co/
I should really get back into it. Learninggamemaker studiowas a ton of fun. But I also really don't want to miss out on the last few months we have together in these threads
>>82283016
If the arts aren't your calling, learn to program.
>>82283019
Site rips from Hussies old site.
>2 weeks since homestuck has ended
>Still no newspost
Anything, Andrew. It can be a single character from your keyboard and I'll be satisfied, but I need something.
>>82283016
everyone is good for somethin and it never hurts to try. if this falls through, im just gonna off myself anyways. nothing in the world matters to me other than people enjoying my ideas and the inner machinations of my mind in the form of my favorite medium
video games
>>82283046
I've got a couple, some cape related stuff, childhood stories/mythos, high/low fantasy.
Anything in particular strike your fancy?
The one Idea I'm kind of working with is a story about some young kids having a sleep over and exploring a fucked up forest full ofFRIENDSHIPandTERRIBLE HAPPENINGS
>>82283080
hooray for church is probably my second favorite hussie work next to AIDS
>>82283080
Neat how he decided to touch some of these up.
>>82283096
I tried
Turns out I'm shit at that too
There actually is one thing I think I'm good at, and that's writing textual critique of fiction
God I really am a drain on society
>>82283110
>childhood stories/mythos, high/low fantasy
thats more up my alley
the creepy forest sounds fun but a long commitment and i dont want to start and end up not finshing
love these new image size restrictions
>>82283081
gamedev can wait, we're not going to be here much longer.
>>82283143
>giving people advice and therefore improving their work is a drain on society
Well ok then.
I was reading a bunch of Hussie's old articles on TSO the other night, and sadly a lot of the images are now gone or 404'd.
I know its a long shot but does anyone have the article where he was artistically critiquing all the furry fetish art, but tastefully censored it with sitcom star heads?
>>82283187
>chimp anchor
holy shit
>>82283175
Fair enough, how about you? What kind of story do you want to draw? Something more cheery or dark? Standard hero's tale or subversion?
>>82283198
sorry no, but I have this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iTsLZFaYIw
>>82283187
>lil cal
I can;t believe it, Caliborn was a negro this entire time
>>82283187
>enticing scorpion
>vriska fans
>>82283232
these are so good
>>82283232
what the fuck
HAPPENED
to this man
>>82283215
either is fine really, i really want to practice setting a mood with color and that can go in either direction
>>82283016
You only get good at things by doing them. Make a decision about what you want to do and you can get there.
>>82283198
Looks like the Wayback machine didn't pick up some of the images. Fortunately I have them.
https://mega.nz/#!qhZlxAaC!2bWnv2iHn-cBegSkuVcujDmOIGdRUj5pkMzY-ToKEA0
>>82283324
Rachel Rocklin
>>82283232
these videos are my only exposure to star trek
>>82283334
you would likely love my own setting very much but i'm very difficult to work with and also very stupid in general
>>82283372
you're missing out
>>82283232
My favorite: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnPIPOaRUFg
>>82283368
no man this was going on long before your tired paranoid fantasies about women stealing his vital essence or whatever
>>82283334
well I had an idea for a fantasy myth that would act as some 'totally not relevant backstory' for character in a rpg I'm running with friends. Its pretty short and could probably be condensed into like a dozen or so pages.
let me find where I saved it and lemme know what you think
>see some request for John/Roxy with a baby
>decide to draw Calliope/Roxy with a baby instead
>CLASSIC JAPE
>Calliope turns out cuter than I ever drew her before>feel kind of bad about being such a one-trick pony
>draw John/Roxy with a baby
>CLASSIC UNJAPE
>computer shuts down abruptly JUST BEFORE saving because of a battery problem I've been having lately
John/Roxy distracted me from saving the cutest Calliope I've ever drawn. How could you guys do this to me
>>82283388
>not https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtmbzJNPsaQ
All I'm understanding here is that we've had writefags lurking the threads this whole time and yet they aren't writing SHIT
>>82283408
>Calliope/Roxy with a baby instead
>>82283408
>roxy not smiling while cuddling the matriorb
1 job tpdats
>>82283408
Clearly you need to rectify this crime with some good old John/Caliborn.
>>82283429
We've had plenty in the past, but they just did smut
>>82283429
Because I got lots of other shit to write dunkass and homestuck is passe
Dave/Jade is the Steven/Connie of Homestuck
>>82283429
I'm writing your malenep smut get off my dick man
>>82283408
this is what happens when you let your ships get in the way of requests
>>82283458
I'm aware
But where's my smut NOW
WHERE, YOU FUCKS?
>>82283440
It's a representation of my inner feelings okay
>>82283435
It was truly adorable. At least we still have this.
>>82283471...yesss
>>82283461
but Steven and Connie see each other on the regular, have chemistry, don't have crippling angst issues or horrifying weird problems with their parents, and continue to like one another and grow over time
>>82283471
oh cool, i thought you were just going to disappear forever.
>>82283471
nice
>>82283478
fucking pastry faced tire necked son of a dead bitch if my heart sings for Roxy and Calliope happy together with a baby then that's what I'll fucking pine for do you understand me you googly eyed cocklunch
>>82283461
>>82283471
th-thank you
>>82283453
This, we need more John punching Caliborn.
Some would call this double cancer.
>>82283496
So yeah, Steven/Connie is the Dave/Jade of Homestuck
This is the image I keep in the root of my "stalking andrew hussie" folder
Quick I need that pic of ShebyCragg "improvement"
>>82283482
You can't get it because Past You is hogging all of it.
But this is perhaps the best.
>>82283579
>Black Roxy
I hope whoever drew this is hit by a falling house.
rose should have died grimdark prompting the kids to get shit done, and the comic should have ended right after cascade with english immediately hunting down the kidsact 6 would have been a prequel comic that explored caliborn more in-depth, giving LE a good reason to be the villain around 6 months later
>>82283362
Thank you so much.
>>82283563
>>82283579
id be fine with a style crossover if they actually designed them well
>the aradia looks just like shelby's progress aradia
heh
>>82283573
DRINK THE STEAMING PISS FROM MY CUPPED HANDS LIKE A DYING DOG
THEY'RE HAVING A BEAUTIFUL BABY TOGETHER
>>82283599
And here we have Xamag...
Well, guess I won't amount to anything creative, will I.
>>82283481
Nah, this is what happens when I let requests get in the way of my ships. Clearly John/Roxy's cursed.
>>82283532
This person gets it
>>82283579
>>82283563
wow this is awful
>>82283635
well this depresses me
>>82283623
Angel, have you got some progress overviews yourself?
>>82283646
All I'm pulling from this is that you think John doesn't deserve to be happy
>>82283635
It's fine, you've just gotta draw and read some Loomis
>>82283635
>drawing that well at the age of fucking 11
I want to die
>>82283629your waifu is shit
>>82283607
You know if it helps you can just see it that way, or however you want.
Homestuck ended at Cascade.
Act 6 is a sequel/Prequel story that tells LE's origin via Caliborn with cameos from the old kids.
How hard is that?
>>82283652
>>82283635
>>82283677
Why would this depress you?
It's just even MORE proof that practice practice practice makes you better better better
You fucking idiots are retarded
>>82283496
Dave/jade is most of those, minus the regularity
>>82283663
I literally just drew John/Roxy dude, can't be helped that it was destroyed by my battery hubris.
>>82283646
Why is it a fat middle aged man?
>>82283683
but it's shit:(
>>82283690
Yeah I know but she pulled that off at 11 and sailed into the fucking sun while I'm dragging along in my first month just doing basic SHAPES just so I can get just good enough to develop a sketch style to help with the massive amount of writing I do
>>82283697
I was trying to goad you into telling me who you think John should be shipped with, if anyone at all.
>>82283674
Loomis is bullshit man. He's basically the "1)Draw the outline and sketch kk good start 2)NOW DRAW THE REST OF THE FUCKING OWL" of art professors.
>>82282149
I like this.
>>82283708
all babies look like winston churchill
>>82283708
Because the baby is you
>>82283682
MY SHITTY WAIFUS FUCKED AND HAD A CHILD AND WILL LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER
I WILL SHOVEL HOT TAR UP YOUR GAPING ASSHOLE
>>82283712
So were the Star Wars Prequels. Who cares?
>>82283750
>Who cares
uh
>>82283719
John should die a virgin because he is an evil straight male.
>>82283724
relevant
>>82283717
Fuck you
I'm not reading this because I already know what it says and FUCK you
It's never too late, you didn't miss the boat
You shouldn't be comparing yourself to anybody but yourself
You should be wanting to get better so that you can be better than you were yesterday, not some nobody dipshit gradeschooler
You're seriously comparing yourself to a gradeschooler from a decade ago, that's how fucking pathetic this is
Shut your fucking mouth, slap yourself across the face because I can't, and keep drawing. You'll get better and you'll fucking be happy about it.
>>82283753
Oh right.
NERDS
>>82283735
>Because the baby is you
>>82283773
I didn't say I missed a boat just that I got the writing shit down while art is just starting and holy fuck I wish I had that when I was 11
>>82283677
>that well at age 11
I'm so sorry anon
>>82283719
I actually like him and Roxy, I just like Calliope and Roxy a lot more. Like, I like John, but Calliope's tip-top priority. Here's them as a 3-way couple.
>>82283708
Just a chubby baby
>>82283658
no comprehensive ones, just this
i haven't bothered to put together my stuff into a timeline
>no Riddler's Gammon
What kind of shit thread is this?
>>82283773
Easy for you to say. Different anon, but my art professor is a cunt and clearly only gives any instruction (if any) towards those already talented and doesn't actually teach. You don't there because you work hard, but because you seemed more skilled and are therefore the only one worth giving proper attention to.
Cannot draw?
Tough shit, you're just some retarded sped faggot who made a mistake coming to a class where you're expected to know what the class teaches already. Kill me.
>>82283822
yeah, well where the fuck is neon ice cream headache, huh bub?
>>82283818
T H I C C
>>82283809
You know what happens when you lament not doing something?
Nothin. It's not productive or worthwhile.
You'll get better and you'll catch up and for right now just work on improving your drawing and your writing.
You can do it and you know you can do it and I know you fucking know you can do it. So do it.
>>82283828
Your art professor is a shit-eating faggot, and he's wrong. I'm sorry you have to deal with that.
>>82283818
Well I couldn't find it so I just rewrote the gist of the idea I had.http://pastebin.com/jDT4KT02
>>82283828
You said you've only been drawing for a month. A lot of art is muscle-memory and getting the gist of it through practice and observation. There's only so much that can be taught that early on, and asking for more personalized instruction on how to draw basic shapes feels kind of like you're missing the point.
>>82283822
This is all the riddler's gammon I have. I'm honestly at a loss as to why I don't have more.
>>82283912
fucking hell andrew you can do such good stuff what the fuck
Finished that other mituna from yesterdayDo I work on the nsfw davekat and johnroxy sketches or draw god tier Equius now?
Honestly, one twelfth of a year of drawing practice would make me expect at least a good grasp on anatomy by then.
>>82283938davekatbowman
>>82283938god-tier equius
>>82283938
Equius
>>82283938
Joxy easy
>>82283875
oh woah
this is awesome
can you email me or tumblr message?
goodnight, guys. i will dream of nep (male).
How long do I have to practice art before I stop wanting to kill myself after seeing what I draw?
>>82284002
too fucking long
>>82283907
Not that anon.
I've been drawing for about a decade. (I'm still shitty at it. Embarrassingly primitive)
But that course was for Painting.
I've never painted before but the professor pretty much didn't give a shit since it was clear I didn't know what I was doing and didn't bother to teach me. When I asked for advice on art education and perusing art career or a good school they just blew me the hell off and said "Talk to a counselor" and clearly didn't give a shit.
>>82284002
i've been drawing my whole life and i still haven't reached that point
>>82283977
Oh gosh thank youI sent a msg to paradoxjelly, I'm shittygifsanon
>>82283950
10 year artist.
It doesn't happen.
Not for me anyway.
Granted I've never memorized every goddamn muscle and bone, but no matter how much I study and redraw the same poses the grasp doesn't move an inch.
Since we're posting these again I'll post this one of atomic
Atomic doesn't come around anymore though
>>82284031
>>82284002
Honest question. You know those Deviantart OCs and kiddies (16-20+ somethings) that are terrible at art but keep pumping out shit and think they're the best without ever improving? How can they not realize how horrible they are?
How can those tards be BETTER than me when they haven't improved or drawn anything but Sonic and Furrys.
I'm not sure I "get" this one
>>82283938Davekat
>>82284086
He's so grateful he kept a photo of his best pal to thank him for the setup
Just guys being dudes
>>82284086
He set her up with him.
She got him instead of set-up dude.
>>82283831
Too sophisticated for these peasants palates.
>>82283912
I'd post more, but I'm barely lucid, sorry.
>>>/qst/
There's a quest board now?
>>82284159
jackquest now has a home.
maybe angel and writeanon can make something for that board
>>82284159
Holy shit finally
>>82284084
That's the Dunning-Kruger effect for ya.
>>82284159
Oh fuck
>>82282699
Is that Dad???
>>82284159
Man, I'd be excited but it's going to get the worst kind of faggotry.
>>82284200
Its a mafioso
RTFC
>>82284200
That's just the mafia guy from the previous panel.So yes.
we still posting our stuff?
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1YElu18QDCH4BLaHIIQQSZQFbkuFQhgHuigCkAgHo6J0/edit?usp=sharing
is hussie actually cruel or is he always being "ironic"
>>82284265
yes
>>82282961
Just draw even if you're not so good at it, Weaver make fucking children scribbles and gets over 500 dollars a month on patreon for it.
>>82284239
Nice!
How do you get those smooth dark lines and outlines anon?
>>82282732
>that grin
reminds me of the comic about every single jrpg plot ever
>>82284265
he's a fucking lame ass white boy from a shitty college town in MA
>>82284305
I have this webm that might be related, I dunno what it is though. Time to find out.
>>82284323
fucking hell that got me
>>82284323
welp
>>82284323
yooo
>>82284330
>>82284332
>>82284337
am I missing something
it just looks like a glitched out video where the screen doesn't get refreshed properly
I think if I would not be at least decent after one year of drawing i might just stop.
Because honestly with lackluster results then that time would feel wasted to me.
>>82284354
That's basically it. I posted something from a collection of gamedev stuff, so a bunch of it is buggy
I think the worst part about all these screencaps is that some of them have that embedding where the first post is inside and the last post is the outermost one
But then some have the opposite, where the first one is on the outside and the last ones are embedded within
So it's just needlessly fucking confusing
Why did any extension ever give the option to do either of these things and not ONLY one
>>82284354
the janking around at the end made my brain fuck itself in sudden nausea
probably doesn't help I'm on 3 hours of sleep in a room with a rainbow strobe
>>82284364
Drawing a therapeutic activity for me. As with any hobby, you should only do it if you can enjoy doing it just for the sake of doing it.
>>82284380
>I'm on 3 hours of sleep in a room with a rainbow strobe
why would you browse 4chan under these conditions
why did karkat never go god tier
>>82284400
Because I've been up writing for my session tomorrow and I'm about to go to bed
4chan is incidental at most
>>82284368
It's really confusing when you're supposed to read from the bottom up. I don't mind the other kind, where you still read from the top down.
>>82284388
Then I would not make any progress at all because I am embarrassed even of pointless, unfinished scribbles.
>>82284406
I honestly don't know, Godtier feels like it started as an Earthbound homage and just got... all sloppy and lazy
>>82284415
Earthbound Homage?
>>82283773
What if I have cancer and 6 months to live? :^)
>>82284436
Then give up on your dreams
>>82284364
make sure to keep all of your drawings on hand then.
It's often hard to appreciate what you did in the here and now until you look at what past you thought was mildly passable.
>>82284426
Yeah. At the end of Magicant, the Skaia-ish sort of area, you kill your own nightmares and absorb a fucking HELLTON of power while glowing and makes it so Ness can probably solo the game.
>tfw Knight of Space
>>82284445
If I had any.
>>82284453
Oh man I forgot about that
That was really hype
Earthbound was a cool experience
>>82284453My ness was almost at max level by the time I finished magicant, I squandered the power boost
>>82284273
YOU AGAIN
YOU WILL HAVE PROPRIETARY SOFTWARE INSTALLED ON YOUR COMPUTER BY ME IF IT IS THE LAST THING I DO
DO
YOU
UNDERSTAND?
>>82284482
I did the exact same thing. Thank god for save states.
>>82284444
Already done, and I probably have more than that to live. :(
>>82283938
John/Roxyor Equius
>>82284495
>DO
>YOU
>UNDERSTAND?
no
Who's the smuggest kid
>>82284540
Dirk
Next question
>>82284301
But Weaver draws with a mouse and has improved pretty great in expressions and silhouettes
>>82284540
Jade.
She parades herself and her boytoy around like a stuck up high school bitch
>>82284534I saw someone make that threat on /g/ to another person who answered an "or" question with "yes" and thought it would be funny to pretend that it was just one person, especially for the 0.00000000000001% chance it actually was and they thought i was the person who said it first but actually I'm me.
Now that you know that, buy a thinkpad and install Linux
>>82284561
what about gentoo
>>82284445
Don't do this. Keep a few benchmarkers but throw 90% of that shit out. Trust me, if you keep every pic on your to getting gud you'll have a dozen or 2 tombs worth of notework and thousands of pages of your agony piled up and it'll be a mess.
>>82282109
we all do. Should have been a mary sue
heirs where we at
>>82284619
>not trisquel
proprietary
pro
pri
eta
ry
>>82284663
where is the page squad or bowmanon for that matter
Andrew Hussie's art tutorials
https://web.archive.org/web/20100429013918/http://www.teamspecialolympics.com/tutorials.php
>>82284678
I was in the Sburb Session RP thing for a bit but it got kind of out of hand and fell apart quickly and didn't have time in my schedule to stay long with that clusterfrack so ehhh I kinda split.
>>82284718
explain
Apparentl Hussie having an eggplant purple colored penis head was a running joke on the forums in the old S_O days that turned out to be true and played for laughs
Does anyone remember or have any of those posts
>>82284774
does that mean the troll in the canon hiveswap rule 34 is actually hussie
>>82284732
There were like 20 or 24 players initially? Well I remember there being a lot. But most of them didn't show up past the first or second day leaving a lot of us hanging. My own server player and client didn't even show up so I was stranded.
In addition they started forming a plot about the Frog being like, two frogs? Or a mutated frog that needed to be healed or some shit? I don't know, there was so much to it and planning for the endgame before we actually even got far into the session and the more things seemed force, yet not all-there on the present side of things the more discouraged I got.
Also trying to balance several players for like a dozenish person session in ONE chat and keep up with all of it is a hell of a clusterfuck mammoth task, usually the chatlog would be hella long and I just found it impossible to work with and keep up.
I'm sure it could've been fun if I had more time and it was better organized, but as is I couldn't deal.
>>82284801
Damn it might be
The violet troll is a girl
I don't think we saw the clownblood
>>82284778
Noice
>>82284778
what a babe
>>82284778
I wish Callie had hair.
>>82284778
Why would she have wings when Lord English didn't?
>>82284839
Callie somehow matured and grew up, probably through absorbing Caliborn.
Caliborn was stunted forever and couldn't,I think.
>>82284774
good-fuckin-luck with that one
forum posts never get archived
>>82284869
Cheerfulbear is still around man
I just need to know if this purple pecker thing is true or not
>>82284881
you could start with these, who knows, one of them might be a winner
https://web.archive.org/web/*/http://www.teamspecialolympics.com/gangbunchfora/viewtopic*
>>82284913
Roxy/Eri is a better ship
Draw his horns on that John and it's all the same
They have more in common and John doesn't have much personality
>>82284924
>They have more in common
untrue
>>82284945
They have guns and wizards in common
John ain't shit
>>82284924
>>82284951
Is this the same guy always whining about John
Part 4 of Jojo is so fucking good
I didn't even like 1 and 3 much
Does anyone have that Jojo John drawing with the hat
>>82284836
Voila: a very common theme in Calliope art actually
>>82284810
>>82284819
Thanks
>>82284999
You didn't have to make this sad.
>>82284999I don't know why, but I think eye bags like those on a grill are hot.
>>82284866
No, she never absorbed Caliborn.
Or are you talking about alt-Calliope? Since the Calliope in the drawing is clearly our normal Calliope.
>>82284994
It's right here: http://mspabooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=30669
Welcome to crazy noisy bizarre town
do john and jade both have an allergy to peanutbutter
>>82285039
yes
I wish we had a kid Dad for me to ship Roxy with. John's just the closest thing.
>>82284951
wow two things
>>82285013
I just think she looks super cute in it.
>>82285038
Awesome
>>82285062
Name two interests she has in common with John
>>82285081
Video games, friend leadering, computer shit, being straight
>>82285039
Hopefully not Jade
Then she can't do the peanutbutter trick
>>82285096
No
No no YOU will die
>>82285081
punching shit and john is a fucking wizard himself
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005976
Remember this part
This part was great
And Lord English actually seemed terrifying
>>82285131
>LE talked
Hussie you ass
>>82285096
>>82285121
He seems to like cats well enough too
>>82285131
>>82285141
I heard him with a really deep and throaty voice, sort of like Ratigan's bat henchman in The Great Mouse Detective, but echo-y and such. I wanted his characterization to be more like Ratigan himself. Caliborn was better than anything I could have dreamed up, but English got shafted.
>>82285016
I fucking love baggy tired eyes on girls and hell even guys and I fell in love with the trolls for that but they never fucking include it in like any art
>>82285131
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006011
And then this
Fuck this all seems so much better
Was the hiatus worth it?
>>82285081
They're both Adoradorks, John will grow up to be like Dad and Mom/Dad is a canon ship
>>82285193
Which one?
>>82285101
peanut butter trick?
Do any of you other 38 or so people have that drawing of Caliborn introducing himself to Damara while wearing the Cairo Overcoat over his shoulders and holding his cane? It's a Rare Caliborn that seems to have disappeared from the booru, if it was ever there.
>>82284689
why'd he blank TSO?
>>82285208
We need a CalQuest where we follow Caliborn grow up to be LE
>>82285193
collide was a really cool flash that closed some plot threads, made good references and set up for some final minor things to accomplish
and then it ended
>>82284364
One year is literally nothing, anon
The only reason you believe you absolutely need to be at a certain level at a certain time is because you're too concerned with comparing your growth with others. Stop that.
No matter the comparison, it isn't healthy.
Everyone has their own path and journey, the artist who only just picked it up in their mid 20s is exactly as valid as one who started in elementary school. It's entirely about the work you put into it
>>82285231
That's what I wanted the character's arc to be.
In a way, it almost was exactly that, but without any of the parts where he actually became LE. Thanks, Hussie.
>>82285187
Oh yeah
Jake liked blue girls
>>82285187
god
how did this used to be so cool
Caliborn ended up pretty lame
>>82285241
Making a fan-made one would be easy, since he goes to other games so it isnt connected to canon. Only recurring characters would be the felt and LE himself
A mob-boss adventure through time and space
>>82283952
>>82283956
Here you go. I gave him a ponytail
>>82285208
Nevermind, it is on the booru, the pedantic little wankrods just had it tagged as "Young Handmaid" without appending Damara's name in. http://mspabooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=39138
>>82285246
Man even during Act 6 things were still full of hope.
I think at some point, probably around the time Hussie started Act 7's storyboard, things really went to shit.
>>82285281
Magnificent.
>>82285286
very cute
>>82285286
MY SWEATY MUSCLE-PERVERT CANT BE THIS CUTE??!???!?
>>82285286
Very cute. I like what you did with the wing.
Speaking of, personality wise what makes a heir? I'm not seeing any commonality between John, Equius and Mituna.
consider the following:
how homestuck should have been layed out:
>act 1:
beta kids
(acts 1-4)
>intermission 1:
beta kids exiles
>act 2:
alpha trolls
(act 5 expanded)
>intermission 2:
spades slick/felt
>act 3:
alpha kids
(their respective acts of act 6 expanded)
>intermission 3:
caliborn session
>act 4:
the climax
(acts 5.2 - the other half of act 6)
>act 5:
epilogue
(act 7 - epliogue)
>>82285225
He pretty much never touched the site after MSPA took off. Sometime during Act 6, someone on tumblr discovered that all of the directories on TSO were open and you could just browse through them and see his personal photos and shit, so he shut it down and never brought it back.
>>82285337
Being headstrong and determined?
Though Equius wasnt very determined to survive and Mituna is gone(though the very fact that he sacrificed himselg could be a sign of that)
http://tindeck.com/listen/lsqw
>>82285373
shit that's too cute
>>82285337
I guess both Mituna and John are dorks and have that childlike innocence to them
>>82285373
>Callie dressing like Caliborn and trying to dom Roxy
I AM CRITICAL FUCKING MASS HERE
>>82285337
THEY ALL ARE BOSSED AROUND
IT MAKES FUCKING SENSE
IT ALL MAKES SENSE
BREATH HAS ALL TO DO WITH FREEDOM
BUT HEIR DOES NOT
john was free to do whatever he wanted as long as he was given orders or instructions
>>82285187
damn
daaaamn
and then http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006013
act 6 was going to be so good
>>82285395
breath has nothing to do with freedom fuckwad
>>82285401
that gave me chills when I first saw it
I was all "wow this is starting to overstay its welcome but I guess we have these 4 new kids! woah! I bet everyone will be here any second now."
"aaaaaaaaaany second now"
Reminder that Jack Noir got away with everything.
>>82285344
just reordering things doesn't help, since it still doesn't lead to anything. there's just too much extraneous crap.
>>82284024
>>82283828
go here
drawabox.com
groggy five-in-the-morning katnep on the way to the bathroom
>>82285401
Homestuck Anthem used to be my favorite song
Now I only associate it with maddening disappointment
>>82285418
he lost his fuucking
We need more art of John and Roxy being STRONG dorks
John is pure mangrit like dad and Roxy is a martial art master
>>82285437
>Roxy is a martial art master
i like it
>>82285427
Hussie legitimately deserves to be punished for what he's put us through
>>82285423
thanks for the virus asshole
>>82285327
Fuck I knew I was forgetting something. What is Equius without sweat?
Does anyone have position requests for JohnRoxy?
>>82285401
I think honestly, up to the retcon I enjoyed everything.
After that everything felt like it wasn't Hussie anymore. Collide and the two updates before it sort of felt like Homestuck, and then it was back to feeling like
Not Homestuck. Here's hoping the epilogue at least has those elements that made it enjoyable.
>>82285393
Tell me about it
The next time a decent smut writer opens commissions I might toss a few bucks their way for this. There's such little Roxy/Calliope smut, let alone any that's good.
>>82285427
he's made so many good songs dirty with this shit
>>82285466
JohnRoxy with babies, to balance out Jade and Dave's ridiculous domination of that field
>>82285446
Imagine John and Roxy decorating a house
John carries the refridgerator and Roxy carries the sofa
Or just John showing off his HarleyBert physique and Roxy joins in
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006565
i thought was very good
it felt like a remix of what we've seen already, which was exactly what their session was supposed to be
what went wrong
>>82285466
doggystyle for the sole purpose of pleasure
>>82285452
site's safe af pham, if there's any issues it's on your end
>>82285488
Myststuck was so cool too
Will Terezi find any dick in this new world?
>>82285466
This >>82285486
We need flexing
>>82285508
why not play... the original myst. just a thought, just a suggestion.
>>82285423
neat!
>>82285401
>>82285416
The disappointing thing I found with Act 6 was that stupid as shit time crap to force Dirk and Roxy to not exist the same time as Jane and Jake.
Of course Jane and Jake would be lacking the guardians who played the game (ScratchJohn and Jade) but I was actually looking forward to seeing if Rose and Dave could be better or worse guardians over their wards.
Come to find out it didn't matter because they died forever ago. I would have dug Rose and Dave killing the Condesce's minions as her invasion plan hatched and die that way, at least there would have been more focus on the parallels and differences between the Alpha and Beta kids than just their starting point.
>The mystery of what happened to Grandma Jade never is revealed
>>82285483
>>82285511I meant nsfw. I also can't figure out how to draw babies
>>82285519
Original Myst is shit.
There, I fucking said it. It's very unintuitive.
>>82285524
hell you don't even need that site, caliborn alone is enough inspiration.his art was always better than calliope's just tbho
You guys are the best
Like a friend that will stay up late with you
>>82285542
She was fucking stabbed, idiot
Are you retarded
>>82285554
faggot
>>82285544
Draw winston churchill and shrink down his arms and legs gradually until they're the size of chicken drumsticks
>>82285466
Reverse cowgirl
>>82285542
except it was?
it really heavily implied she got killed by HIC
hell i think jake even says he saw the ship float above their island, saying that he saw trident marks on grandma jade
>>82285544
Roxy pegging John missionary
>>82285579
>they never explored HIC as a Guardian to John and Jade or her reacting to John
>>82285544
Reverse cowgirl
In costume
>>82285567
>someone finally made a jade version of that pic
Fuck yes
>HIC never reacting to seeing Rose again after fighting alpha Rose
>>82285560
>>82285579
Oh, my bad; just pulled up the pages. HIC's ship isn't on the dead body page but the next one blowing up Jake's house.
>>82285544
Facesitting.
coming soon
https://gyazo.com/31f5b2482a67619de4066f4468b4c60e
>>82285567
Did that other pic with the girls wearing cat/dog keyhole underwear ever get finished?
>>82285592
>HIC trying her hardest to feel disgusted by John but his adoradorkiness is too much and she cant help but to like and care for him
>>82285637
in the process of coloring as we speak
>>82285634
>cotton candy
Nice work. I remember when I thought it'd be cute, before Jane became horrifically unlikable.
>>82285638
there was a lot that coulda have been done with her to like, make her more fun and there as a bad guy
we did we have to get Meenah and the rest
why
>>82285643
O-o-oh.
How would you have fixed Jane into not being the worst kid? Hard mode: No becoming a villain.
>>82285603
Just look at how happy she is.
It is good to see Jade happy. Jade deserves to be happy, unlike Vriska.
>>82285674
idk make her more like nanna like she originally was
and not a cuckqueen
>>82285674
Make her more assertive, active and less mopy, sad and pathetic
Make her more like nan
>>82285674
Either she's possessed by Crocker from the start to make the glaringly obvious twist a little more interesting, or she just acted like, I dunno, not like a total fucking toolshed?
She could be a huffy stupid ass but she didn't have to be such a miserable prick about it.
>>82285674
Make her just finally sit down and confront her feelings with/fuck Jake.
You know, closure. Something Hussie doesn't seem to understand
>>82285674
Make her like Nannasprite and get rid of the terrible love triangle.
>>82285634
Can't fucking wait
>>82285718
I think Hussie got so caught up in his lame excess need for endless anticlimax and denial that he rode it out all the way to the end
Just a billion fucking little strings still dangling out
>>82285674
no shoes ev... no that doesn't fit her
irredeemable
If I had to choose between fucking Jane or Nanna, I'd go with Nanna, honestly.
anyone got the threads for when vriskagram first dropped?
>>82285746
Not anticlimax, twists.
That was the problem. Everything had to be a twist.
Meanwhile back in act 5 he tells us it's better to do a thing you've been building up to than a twist.
Which was a rule he then obeyed in the worst ways.
Like he had to subvert all these character arcs in the name of something stupid.
>>82285752
i would still fuck jane because she's
T
H
I
C
K
and thick bitches are the best bitches
just look at vriska!
>>82285674
>how do we make jane good
Toby found a way
>>82285781
Would anyone really complain if Dave had fucked Jade after being a hero on his own terms, Karkat growing up and fucking Terezi, and Jane and Jake fucking each other?
>>82285638
>>82285670
Which would have lead into why she wanted Jane as her Heiress so much, despite killing all her previous heiresses on Alternia.
>>82285752
i would still fuck jane because she's
T
H
I
C
K
>>82285781
>white people don't start developing at age 9
lmao
>>82285762
nothing really exciting happened.
>>82285787
Not really. Alphys is definitely the Jane of Undertale, but not in a good way. She's the worst character by a significant stretch.
>>82285805
really? i was expecting a massive shitstorm.
are you telling me people LIKED it?
>>82285824
It was mostly Moonsetter's funeral.
>>82285814
idk unlike Jane she at least owned up to her mistakes and attempted to better herself as a person
>I liked you better as a drunk :B
>>82285824
It had the birth of Davekat shitposting.
>>82285798
blah blah blah something about it being predictable nevermind it's only predictable because the characters were set up that way
>>82285824
no, unanimously disliked, but /hst/'s were generally pretty lax for the most part.
Help, did Karkat, Jade and Dave end up in a menage in the end?
so who has the BEST powers out of the
>kids
>trolls
>both
>>82285787
Alphys was shit.
And ugly.
>>82285859
No. Karkat's just visiting to see how his friends are getting on as new parents before returning to New Alternia to throw a bottle onto a starship or something and fucking his high inquisitor unconscious.
>>82285829
Could have been used for a Calliope flash... Or in Undertale....
>>82285863
John
Vriska
John
>>82285859
Yes. It is confirmed by Hussie's close friend ipgd.
>>82285234
No point in drawing without a frame of reference for progress.
One year is either way too much or an ample amount of time.
>>82285840
>I liked you better as a drunk :B
man oh man my best fried just earned her one year coin today and even after four years that scene still makes my blood start to roil and wish someone would just throttle that cunt
>>82285762
I got you senpai.
http://desustorage.org/co/thread/71504322
http://desustorage.org/co/thread/71511960
>>82285883
No, first she said that davekat was a thing.
And then she said "Okay maybe Jade is fucking them".
She doesn't know and she wants people to pay attention to her.
But then she gets mad when reddit worships her. Bitch, you can't have both.
>>82285859
They're all hardcore monogamous
Also Jade waifuposting aside, as much as it pains me to say it, davekat is most likely the canon one. Expect gay makeouts in the epilogue.
>>82285886
>I liked you better when you were thin
>mfw best troll came back to life and became the best character again
>mfw alpha timeline tavros is doomed to irrelevancy
>>82285840
Alphys was hateful, but like, believably and understandably so. In a way you can learn to understand and forgive her by the end. Jane just, uh, existed. Without consequence.
>>82285752
im sorry you feel that way
>>82285886
just saying but even caliborn attempted to better himself... just saying...
>prosogyny
>>82285787
But her problem wasn't the same as Jane's.
Also, Jane wasn't weeaboo trash.
>>82285910
Nevermind.
>>82285896
I dunno. Hussie more or less seems to have stopped caring about Davekat. He gave more teases with Davejade near the end, and the davekat is canon vine seemed more like it was done in jest. The one davekat "hint" we got near the end was done by another artist of their own volition, not at his direction. Hussie evidently went with the things he planned out four years ago, and that means Dave/Jade.
well i mean jade did do something!!!
she healed and revived people.
she was useful at the VERY LEAST
unlike a certain CANCEROUS TROLL
>>82285910would only fuck jane if it didn't pull me into a bunch of retarded drama bullshit
>>82285887
shit, it's been a year?
>>82285924
i hate saying this but what hussie did is pretty much textbook queerbaiting and im surprised tumblr hasn't caught on with that
>>82285924
And Davekat being canon doesn't necessarily mean Davekat was endgame
Even if it was endgame
Karkat is mortal and will die really soon, relatively speaking
>>82285910
The lower leg looks just a wee bit short. But damn, it's smoking nonetheless.
>>82285886
>>82285840
When did Jane say that?
>>82285939
They caught on.
>>82285887
thank you fampai
>>82285939
all of homestuck was fucking trash-tier lazy queerbait
and not out of malice, I just don't think Hussie can commit to like, anything
>>82285939
a lot of people caught on to that desu
dee hyphen hyphen greater-than sign Gol dANG naptap what a considerable rear shelf youve got there!
>>82285940
>>82285939
I honestly think more people would rather have Karkat go off and do troll leader stuff than him be dave's girlfriend.
>>82285894
>acts like a cold intimidating bitch
>"why are people afraid to approach me, I hate it when people do that"
>>82285939
More like Hussie got bored of whatever, tried Davekat, and quickly got bored of THAT because it doesn't work and went back with his original thing.
Why do people care which ships are endgame, it's not like Hussie does.
>>82285964
>acts like a smug condescending bitch all the time
>teases people about her connections to Hussie which she only has because she agreed to be the sender in a collaborative cause
>gets mad when people tell her to fuck off
>>82285960
even most of the davekat shippers preferred karezi, just look at angel
>>82285960
>old tang drawings
weird how different they look
>>82285960
I fucking hunger for this like a cross-eyed monster who just keeps ramming into the same tree over and over
Karkat and Terezi doing dumb fun shit and Terezi being a sadist about it
>KARKAT I AM GIVING *BIRTH*
raw gold
I don't even need the romance I just wanted them talking and interesting and BEING FUNNY TOGETHER IN A FUNNY COMIC I LIKE TO READ
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THAT
>>82285924
What about the thing with Karkat right before collide? I mean its clear they're still in a relationship.
Also during Dirk and Dave's conversation, Dave admitted to having a thing with Jade, but he said "BUT i also haven't seen her in three years" in the context of wanting to come out of the closet. It sounds to me like he moved on and is planning to tell her. Her comments came from a place of one sided ignorance of not knowing about it yet.
>>82286001
Rachel Rocklin happened
>>82286001
TZ teasing Karkat and him trying to verbally counter was both funny and adorable.
>>82285981
I want to see the babies.
>>82285996
karezi was my otp for years man
davekat was always that ship i enjoyed and could even fathom it happening in the comic
then it did
>>82286009
Yeah, and then Hussie cut off and forgot about it, then started teasing DaveJade again.
I mean it was like what, a year between that and the end? Hussie probably did a re-evaluation and had a falling out with all the tumblresque shit that happened during FAST N LOOSE.
Let's face it man, Davekat was a brief nightmare that we all awoke from, and it's best to be buried in the backyard alongside whatever fossilized bone shit Dave and Jade's dog kids bring home.
>>82286029
The thing with ships in Homestuck is they're always better as hypotheticals. Once they do happen, either the characters paired up are killed, cease to be who they were and become mindless drones, split up after everything between them happens offscreen, or just don't even do anything to suggest they're lovers.
>>82286001
It turned out Terezi did not need him.
>>82286015
Do you REALLY though
>>82286029
I'm still curious of how Parsnip achieved this effect.
You said it was traditional media, but to me it looks just like some brush settings really worked well with how she drew lines.
>>82286029
>bare legs and sneakers
hi hello
I blame ryuko for this fetish
>>82286061
Gotta set things up for Homestuck 2 man, you know how Hussie does it
Pick up a new cast of characters slightly related to the old ones
I look forward to all the fujoshis shipping Jaden and Savonarola together
>>82286065
no she's just really good with paint, takes good pictures and cleans up the canvas with photoshop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvHLX6BFJPY
>>82286054
NO SHE DOES NOT NEED HIM OR HIS FREAK MUTANT DICK BUT IS IT GOING TO *KILL* HER OR ANYONE FOR THAT MATTER TO ACTUALLY TALK TO ONE ANOTHER IN A WITTY FASHION THAT ISN'T SMOTHERED TO DEATH WITH WEAKLY CONTRIVED *HORRIBLY BORING* DRAMA ABOUT ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOTHING IN THE MIDDLE OF A VOID APOCALYPSE
A SINGLE WARM BREEZE OF REFRESHING FUNNY TALK,UNLADEN BY 'MY GAY DAD BEAT ME' AND 'A CLOWN RAPED MY SENSE OF SELF WORTH' OR 'WOW VRISKA WINS AGAIN THAT'S LIKE THE 5TH TIME' OR 'OH NO LOOK AT ALL THESE TAB A'S AND SLOT B'S I AM GOING TO HARANGUE AND TORMENT MYSELF AND THE READER AND EVERYONE ELSE OVER THE DIRE FUCKING MYSTICAL IMPORTANCE OF HOW CRUSHED WITH TEENAGE ANGST I AM OVER WHETHER I HAVE A TAB OR SLOT OR WHAT TO MASH THEM UP AGAINst'
ANY
FUCKING
THING
>>82286066
I'll take legs over boobs and asses anyday
Always been wired this way
>>82286053
except for Rose/Kanaya, huh
>>82286092
Okay, didn't know she recorded something. Amazing.
>>82286118
this is an interesting argument in favor of topless equality
if leg men can control themselves when something you're legally allowed to bare is flashed everywhere then so can boob men
have you seen a college campus during any non winter month
jesus christ it's like a parade of legs
>>82286128
Dude, what did Rose and Kanaya even do, other than stand next to eachother while spewing out shitty dialogue at other people? They stopped being characters
>>82286088
>we'll have to deal with all the shippers shipping everyone's kids and all the Homestuck 2.0 characters
IT
NEVER
ENDS
>>82286128
Both Rose and Kanaya ceased to be who they were and became mindless drones.
>>82283199
>that last comic
Holy shit that's fantastic.
I want racist Huss back.
>>82286053
God help me after Homestuck's quagmire I was so happy to run a game where all the romance of any PC or NPC managed to happy in a quiet, normal, pleasantly organic fashion without being the focus and I am so goddamn grateful for it
It ended in a genuine OTP even
Hussie's portrayed ships are all so lifeless and cold and unseen yet take up so much fucking screentime
>>82286156
>incest ship of Rose (John's kid) and Rose Lalonde
>RoseRose
>>82283199
>huss using the N-word
>not even the -a version, straight on -er
yeah he would
he looks like the kinda guy who would
>>82286173
Maybe it was best things like Davejade and karezi were never shown on screen or ended up, he probably would have fucked that up, even easy as something like Davejade
>>82286154
>never show much affection
>never really talk to each other anymore
>the dialogue isn't laden with them both flirting endlessly through trash talk like they used to
They didn't even FEEL like a normal happily boring couple. They just sorta felt... there.
Hooray, the first thing I ever actually shipped came true. Fuckin' whoop.
Hussie did a guest strip for PVPonline?
>>82286154
>>82286157
Look, I understand you really hate that ship, but try actually reading the comic, okay?
>>82286205
he's a creepy looking white kid from vanilla spread white as you can get suburban MA
black people are a goddamn myth to guys as cloistered as him
Are there other cool skull monsters like the cherubs out there?
>>82286220
He did guest art for one of the PA books, too.
>>82286233
Was Hussie a gun consultant on the Borderlands series?
well HST,
what did john just see?
keep in mind this is during the epilogue.
>>82286263
oh right, before PA became ultra awful
>>82286218
Davejade was easy
Keep the exact same dynamic they had and throw in some kissing and some hearts. Hell the second part happened on one side already.
But you'd know he'd fuck it up.
>>82286269
Classic.
>>82286270
>Jade gave birth all over his kitchen floor
>the one he just hired a bunch of carapacian immigrants to clean
>>82286288
they're all immigrants though!!
>>82286269
I dare someone to post this on tumblr if they haven't already
>>82286270
Dad made him a million cakes.
>>82286274
There was a time where I would say it was literally the best webcomic
How times change
>>82286225
I fucking love that ship, but like >>82286219 said, it just felt like shit. They didn't do anything and lost their while personality. Seeing them stand nezt to each other didnt make me ship them, it was their interactions
>>82286284
doodleanon why
>>82286292
Not necessarily, can town might be populated by second generation ones who are therefore citizens
>>82286270
Babies.
Okay but do you have Hussie's nude self portrait from 2005
>>82286318
even when he's working with chalk on sidewalk he has amazing color sense
>>82286322
that's not the look of a proud parent, that's the look of a parent who's about to be covered in projectile vomit
WHERE IS VRISKA
>>82283408
Even if you can never have taste the universe will still try to save you. I'm jealous really.Calliope fucking sucks my dude
>>82286365
dead hopefully
>>82286365
BEING FUCKED
AGAINST THE WALL
BY TAVROS!!!!!!!!
>>82286361
>John struggling with the bad side of parenting: dirty diapers, 3AM wakeups, hair pulling
>wonders how his dad put up withand makes him realize more and more that his real dad is dead and never coming back
>>82286304
It's not like they had much opportunity to do that, recently weve only seen them interact with friends and family. Not the most appropriate time to get their flirt on. But people are acting like it means their relationship is garbo.
>>82285886
But she was cooler as a drunk than she was at the time Jane said that. Face fucking facts m80.
>endgame Roxy>Drunk>boring
>>82286400
I think he came to terms with that years ago
>>82286400
>meanwhile Roxy puts up with it because she's just ecstatic to be a mom
>>82286400
>John struggling
>retcon powers
>baby wakes
>write a mental note
>pop into the past
>finish sleeping
>wake up
>pop forward and sort baby
>all awake now
>pop forward into the morning
>day as usual
John is easily the most over powered character but he also has mad utility.
>>82286515
That deals with one problem of many
http://i.imgur.com/HUcf8zP.png
WIP, I'll work on it again after I sleep
What WAS Hussie doing outside of that cave with Toblerone?
>>82286515
>not just getting roxy to do it
That's not the dad thing to do
>>82286515
That just sounds like it'd fuck up your sleep cycle
So which kid will be the WORST parent
Hardmore: Other than Rose
>>82286640
It would be as if you walked into another, sound proof, room. Paused the child and dealt with it first thing when you woke up. Your cycle would be unharmed aside from the discomfort of waking up in the night at all.
>>82286559
This is really nice!
>>82286677
Dirk should never have children if Bro is any indication.
>>82286677
Dave for sure.
>>82286677
dirk. how is this even a question?
how would you feel if Homestuck had ended with John retconning his own birth like in The Butterfly Effect?
>>82286712
Dunno, Dave seems like he'd be interested and enthusiastic about it. He at least knows what Bro did was wrong, and would try to avoid those mistakes.
>>82286559
adorable <3 hope you didn't abandon the davekat either.
>>82286730
it wouldn't make sense since the whole thing was from the beforus trolls
>>82286559
based
>>82286677
Jane easily has the shortest fuse and is highly self-centred, unless she chilled out into being as nurturing as nanna she would be a pretty shit mom. Jake also has brain problems so their children would be the worst off.
I'm tempted to say Striders but Dave has such issues about Bro being standoffish and Dirk really seems like he wants to turn over a new leaf and stop being so emotionally fucked. Combined with the support of auntie Roxy I think either of them could make okay dads. They might even go the opposite direction and end up really coddling and paranoid/obsessive about their kids having the best of everything and being perfectly cared for.
>>82286730
That's not what happened though. You're thinking of another movie.
>>82286233
Someone call /k/
>>82286768
It was the original ending. Test audiences didn't care for it, so they changed the ending for the theatrical release to something a bit more bland.
would
would they outlive their own chidren.........
>>82286768
oh I got it confused with the director's cut alternate ending
>>82286802
>tfw Jade has to watch her countless litters die
>>82286802
Sadly, probably yes. But at that point they'd probably spend their lives being the patriarchs/matriarchs of a massive clan of highly influential politicians/stars/whatever
>>82286802
aradia is the sexiest grim reaper
>>82286559
daaaaamn
>>82286802
Depends on if god tier is inheritable or not.
>>82286767
dirk didnt grow up with a possessed cal, he'd be fine
dave would do everything possible not to be like bro
>>82286928
>dave would do everything possible not to be like bro
Yeah that makes it sound like he's going to coddle them.
His kids will grow up spoiled as shit.
>>82286801
Huh, never knew that. I looked it up and it's almost poetic they shot four different endings.
>>82286935
good
>>82286935
>Dave's bratty teenage daughter, a fifteen year old heiress who's a total daddy's girl that gets everything she wants and is a totalbitchto everyone
How can you not want that
>>82286907
>>82286831
>implying Jade won't be the queen mother of the ancient and noble Harley clan, watching over the hundreds of grandkids she has and using them to further her already massive (being a god) political power on the new Earth
Jade's gonna be like Nanny Ogg but not visibly old, mark my words.
>>82287019
>I want Jade to feel fulfilled in her position as grand matriarch of an incredibly complex family tree that's incredibly influential in the world. Like her great-great-great-great-great-great granddaughter gonna roll up to a full club, and just flash her ears like they're some obscure but deeply ominous family crest tattoo. And then after she gets drunk and fucks a few guys, she calls up her literal goddess ancestor to tell her about her wild night, and Jade threatens to disown her and bite off her ears if she ever uses a condom again.
>>82286935
>>82286966
>dave being like one of those asian/indian mother who can't go five minutes without compulsively trying to provide their child with something to eat and drink
>constantly alchemizing new blankets and clothes and shoes and anything they so much as feign interest in
>jade having to be the parent who puts her foot down and doesn't take any backchat or tantrums
>jade having to put her foot down on dave and not let him give in to puppy eyes or go and comfort them too quickly after behavior correction
>years later
>grandpa dave chuckling quietly as he slips a handful of candy to his youngest relative behind their mother's back
>>82286284
great pic
>>82287097
>constantly alchemizing new blankets and clothes and shoes and anything they so much as feign interest in
So wait wait
You're saying that in his attempts to not be like Bro
Dave ends up like Mom
Thread moved surprisingly fast.
>>82287111
Oh my god he totally would be
After Bro spent all his life ignoring his kid and their interests Dave would try and desperately connect to his children on any level, going so far as to do extravagant gestures of affection
And Rose just sees this as a bystander and is suitably confused
>>82287097
>the god tiers being immortal means they won't age past a certain point
>We'll never get grizzled veteran badass John
>>82287111
well the scratch went dave -> roxy and rose -> dirk, so yeah, kinda. they're both the gushy overbearing type in slightly different ways. once you remove dave's irony he's just spewing vast swathes of legit feelings, i can imagine him sitting his child down for The Talk and going on and on and on for hours about how they should always feel comfortable and safe and emotionally secure and nobody should ever be able to manipulate them into anything
meanwhile teen Strider is on their phone to teen Egbert complaining about how their daggy dad is embarassing them with shit they've known for the past couple of years and teenBert is like "well at least your dad isn't plastering the walls with posters of that band i liked for a month and don't give half a shit about anymore"
>>82287200
>teen egbert
>not teen lalonde
Let's face it, nobody would willingly keep the name Egbert
>>82287200
I still can't tell what kind of dad John would be. He doesn't seem like he'd redo what Dad did, but be closer to what Nanna was like
>>82287212
>implying that Egbert won't become a name in the new universe that portrays power and virility
Characters who deserve to be bullied by Vriska:
>>82287459
that other anon
>>82287459
(Vriska)
>>82286460
Shocked he never thought to go look for him though, considering that after he got into the game nearly everyone he met apart from his four internet friends was dead at one point or another, at least one of the trolls he knew explicitly set up an afterlife and another talked to dead people on the regular.
*points finger at the dum8 dyke*
KARKUCK KARKUCK KARKUCK KARKUCK KARKUCK KARKUCK KARKUCK
KARKUUUUUUUUCK
>>82287195
Unless they just don't die. Immortality doesn't necessarily mean eternal youth. Pretty sure one of the creation myth of a type of insect or tree derives from the idea, the person ended up shrivelling down over time.
Maybe they do become Horrorterrors eventually.
>>82285373
>rough and mean dom!calliope
i never knew i needed this in my life
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