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Are the horses important?
Reminder that Breath has nothing to do with Freedom.
>>81627735
They're fucking majestic that's all that matters.
God damn that is some Masters of the Universe bullshit in that picture, it's great. Where the fuck is Castle Greyskull because god damn.
first for jade's puffy nipples
>>81627745
Why would he do that? Doesn't he like PM?
>>81627735
There's an Aradia horse, two Sollux horses, an Equius horse, and a Nepeta horse. That might be important.
>>81627735
the horses foreshadow LE's doom
so yeah
they're important
>>81627782
thanks i almost forgot
>>81627749
>>81627767
TO DRAW THE ORDER OFF THE ROUNTTABLE
Reminder that Space has something to do with loneliness.
>>81627735
I can't believe it
No twist
No nothing
No climax
Vriska is going to put LE in the Juju and that's it
God Hussie you fucking waste of space.
>>81627735
Whose memory are they even from? AH's?
Reminder that DaveJade is dead.
>>81627822
the hell does waste do with their aspect anyway
>>81627833
In life, AH was Mr. Hands.
>>81627822
You're a moron if you actually think that.
Reminder that Blood has nothing to do with leadership.
CUTE SPIDER
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so is act 7 one flash or just a bunch of pages together with some flashes or does nobody know yet
>>81627863
it's 2 pages with html containers, according shiggypiggy
Since everyone is suddenly obsessed with Classpects again, share yours.Thief of Hope
I can't remember what PMs ultimate goal was
why did she do all this?
>>81627799
I think its red orange yellow blue and green
Glad to see Vriska being important again.
>>81627822
that's not how the juju works. you can only trap people inside it once, and Caliborn already used that effect to trap the four beta kids
>>81627863
according to some html thingie its gonna be two pages
so either one flash and one "the end" image or back to back flashes
>>81627896
She was trying to deliver a package to Jack but he refused to sign the correct documents
>>81627895
Rogue of Mind
>>81627896
to avenge her friends after Jack massacred them
>>81627889
>>81627917
so no more pesterlogs? that's a fuckin bummer
does jack's "free sword for anyone who visits" offer extend to dreamselves?
>>81627863
>>81627917
it's gonna be walkarounds
>tfw I actually expected (Vriska) to steal the juju while Vriska and Hussie were fighting
>>81627946
Tbf, there could be a lot of talking done in the flash, and not even necessarily a walk-around, either
>>81627896
Originally? Rebuild civilization. After Jack blew up the universe, bringing him to justice and/or preventing him from causing more damage. Right now she seems to want to destroy the rings in order to prevent someone from abusing them again.
>>81627822
See >>81627903
She's going to use the weapon releasing the Four beta kids to kick his ass.
I'm disappointed that the other kids probably won't be part of the battle but maybe the man himself hussie will do something interesting.
>>81627895
Sylph of Hopesame as my OC though
>>81627946
Or alternatively we're gearing up for a walkaround, or something entirely weird and different.
Also, this update is actually 2 updates, "ah" and "ring". What if this is building up to something on 4/10?
>>81627895
Mage of void here.
>>81627895
KNIGHT OF BLOOD
AND I GOT ELEVEN BUDDIES WITH ME
>>81627854
We need a Tavros version of freedom
>>81628001
I mean 4/12.
>>81627895
Prince of Time we're all fucked
>>81627962
I fucking hope not.
I've skipped all the walk around segments so far.
>>81627735
You know what, I can't think of a SINGLE way he's going to wrap everything up with the next few panels. I almost feel as if this is all a massive ruse, and Homestuck is going to continue with act 8, but that's probably not going to happen.
Though, considering that some stuff sitll has to happen, I have my hopes raised for a HUGE Act 7. It can't just be an epilogue, there has to be something that wraps everything up, and explains what happens after that.
It's not just a flash or just a walkaround, it's something completely new, ipgd said we'd "shit" over what it is. So no, it's not going to be something we've guessed and assumed thousands of times.
>>81627895
Mage of Hope.
>>81628027
> not eri version of hope
>>81628046
why
>>81627895
bard of doom
that would mean i have entropy powers, yes? to allow things around me to be destroyed by misfortune/death, or to invite destruction of/through misfortune/death? shit around me just starts to break?
>>81628053
What does hope have nothing to do with?
>>81627809
Ain't that a little wanky? It sounds fun but we're just a buncha anons with nothin noteworthy about us sides yer all caps.
>>81627895
Page of Blood
I think pages are common here, like pages of breath
>>81628046
>skipping
>>81628071
Go away, Rufioh.
>>81627975
Upload please?
Or post what is in your opinion the best one
>>81628047
Homestuck: Act 8 would be stand alone hollywood movie sequel.
>>81628047
ipgd said the ending is unbelievable and crazier than bkew
so I'm guessing it's more than an epilogue
>>81628092
you go away sh1tface
>>81628050
He's gonna bring commands back and only let HSG input commands for the final pages
>>81628047
>>81628050
it's something no webcomic has done before
>>81628064
Tedious and has no impact on the overall plot.
>>81628050
yeah but what the fuck CAN it be though
SPECULATE
Who is the biggest cuck in Homestuck?
>>81628075
Are you trying to ruse me to check BEKW theories here?
>>81628047
>It can't just be an epilogue
It's been obvious for a while now that Act 7 will be anything but "just an epiloge".
>>81627955
Yes.It is, in fact, a leading cause of dream self death.
>>81628047
2.0, anon
>>81627895
Prince of Hope. Better kill me off quick.
>>81627899
Oh then it's just a rainbow representing the gay singularity originating from Lord English.
>>81627895
Bard of Light
WOOP WOOP
>>81627782
BKEW already said it does though
>>81628141
mspa reader
>>81627895
Seer of time
>>81627735
>red- Karkat
>yellow- Sollux
>orange- Rose? Tavros?
>blue- Vriska? John?
>green -Davepeta
>>81628047
>End of Act 7
>End of Homestuck
>
>
>psyche
How readily would you embrace death?
>>81628158
Reminder that BKEW has nothing to do with Sanity or Coherency.
>>81628158
>BKEW talking in the third person
>>81627895
Page of HeartI always get Page...
>>81628047
There will be an Act 8 and Vriska is the final boss
Screencap this
>>81627895
Knight of Doom
>>81628141
Spades literally got his girl stolen by his alt universe self. Although he died and the same thing happened to (Vriska) so I guess it would be her.
>>81628144
Wasn't it originally advertised as such?
>>81628157
>secret crusher
pretty good
>>81627895
Stop with thiswe need to do something else like what is your land like?
>>81627895
Okay, Muse and Lord not considered, what is most dangerous classpect?
>>81628158
> bkew
> even knowing classpects
>>81628193
Pages arent bad bro, just be yourself
>>81628138
>>81628046
>skipping
go to hell
>>81628050
BKEW's friend suggested it may be something like, the HTML pages are links back to points in the comic that are then either different or explained better or something
like the password system
so it's lots of flashes and explanations and wrap-ups spread around lots of different pages
So how is Hussie's website going to be prepared for the bandwidth burden of the finale?
>>81628182
4/5 are clearly the alpha kids. 5th is Hussie, GPI willing.
>>81628182
>rainbow or billiard ball colors
>>81628202
About ten years ago, sure. Back then, Act 6 was also advertised as being shorter than Act 5.
>>81628188
Remember that time he predicted that AR was Scratch?
>>81628141
(Karkat)
>>81628215
Prince of Time/Space
>>81628235
He bought TWO rolls of duct tape.
>>81627895
Page of Space.
>>81628101
I went through it and I had a couple duplicates. 105 now. Uploading it now.
>>81628215
> Prince of Void
> Can create anything from nothing
> Can destroy anything with nothing
This is one bullshit combination here
>>81628235
They killed the forums for the servers.
>>81628193
Pages arent bad bro, just be yourself
>>81628215
Prince of Life against anything that is alive. Maybe Bard of Space for anything that isnt?
>>81627895
Mage of Heart
Literally the wimpiest combo
>>81628215
Bard of Space for others, Page of Space for the session
>>81628215
prince of time, probably. prince in general seems like a VERY dangerous class.
>>81628230
ju2t bee ur2lef anon
>>81628251
If you put a retard in a bathroom for a week, eventually some of his spewing shit will enter the toilet.
>>81628204
Also one who allows secrets.
>>81628184
>Act 7 is twice as long as Act 6
>Incorporates Hivebent into the plot
>8 new kids, 24 new trolls, 3 entirely new species
>Runs until 2022
>>81628241
>5th is Hussie
I will literally drop the comic if this happens.
>>81628215
gent of piss
I miss aimless renegade....
>taking the rings off
why? Just teleport to the mountains and THEN take them off, you dont have to waste time walking that way
>>81628308
kek
>>81628232
That'd be pretty cool, actually. It'd tie everything up, have lots of chances for cool dialogues, and it'd be a really meta move for Homestuck.
>>81628323
D
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>>81627984
Also, I'm pretty sure that the rings have to be dropped into the volcano in order to light the Forge, but don't quote me on that.
>>81628331
She was flying for 3 years, maybe she just wants to go for a walk with her old best pal for a change.
>>81628323
He died like a true nigga, anon.
i wish hope wasn't colored like weird mustard
what would Light Yagami be if he was in the game?
>>81628308
Good one
>>81628342
>and it'd be a really meta move for Homestuck
exactly
meta is the name of the game after all
>>81628292
Appreciated
Who the fuck is BKEW
>>81628224
I'd say it needs to be
>playing FLARP
>jumping off the cliff
>kiss me
>kill me
>follow vriska as a ghost
>becoming meenah's stool
>>81628323
Who?
>>81628215
So... What is phardest session that you could do with 12 players?
> Bard of Space
> Prince of Time
What else?
>>81628331
Not LotR enough if they wear the ring there.
>>81628366
Anime of Trash
>>81628373
He's (You)
>>81628141
>>81628201
>>81628256
>hurr lol Karkat and Vriska are cucks
Can you fuckers please stop with this meme?
>>81628050
Interactive Gigyas-style boss battle with LE, leads to walkaround Earthbound-style with all the dialogue that Hussie has been hoarding.
>>81628331
Why don't we just take the giant eagles to fly into Mordor while we're at it!
J-j-jerk!
>>81628352
Im gonna quote Kanaya instead.
http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=009832
>KANAYA: Every Magic Ring I Am Aware Of Is Currently In Use
>>81627895
Bard of Space
>>81628215
In terms of raw fighting power? Probably a prince of something or other. Alternatively a page once they get their shit together
>>81628390
Seer of Void, a nihilistic jackass who sees the meaningless of everything.
>>81628390
the rest is all thieves
alternatively
best session
>Knight Of Space
>Knight Of Time
>the rest is all Knights
>>81628390
The problem is, Bard and Prince are the two that are established the most, and most of the rest we only have theorizing on. Lord is the most active class, cool, what does it do? Sylph heals, yeah, but that's not specific - is it "heals people through ____"?
Who's currently alive that could make this go wrong, steal the rings and become all powerful?
DD? White Queen? Black Queen? CD?
I honestly forget which people are still alive.
>>81628410
It's fucking true though.
>>81628390
thats it, a session with just these two
>>81628215
If we are to believe BKEW (yeah yeah I know), page of void can be a reality warper that surpasses first guardians
>>81628390
page of void
>>81627895
Prince of breath
>>81627895
Sylph of hope. The ultimate cheerleader.
>>81628433
You need to balance between all 12 here so here would be shit like Sylph of Doom here.
>>81628417
>my daughterfu Rika-chan is witch of hope
What the fuck was DD's plan anyway? He gave the void ring to Roxy so she could escape the Condesce and that's it?
>>81628417
Sataima is more of a Lord of Space if anything.
>>81628443
i want to write a fic about this but i'm not good enough at writing to do so
>>81628366
Prince of Light
>>81628323
>ultimate self singularity event happens
>all instances of all characters compressed into one
>AR somehow gets bundled into Lil Hal
>LE becomes law-obsessed and locks himself in the slammer
>>81628417
>Arararara-arara-araragi-san
>>81628417
>madoka kaname is Muse of Hope
YES
>>81627895
Seer of Space
>>81628410
Kill the usage of cuck in an incorrect usage and then I'll stop suggesting it.
>>81628479
Void heroes, if you've noticed, are all fist kind users and RETARDEDLY strong. So, going by that, he would be some kind of hero of Void, perhaps a Prince or a Knight.
>>81627895
Sylph of life. It seems incredibly redundant but there you go
>>81627895
Rogue of doom
>>81628516
Could be fully realized Page.
>>81628493
>not having LE inflict the double death penalty on all of paradox space with lawful fury
>>81628465
Could you show off some of your talents? I need to see one of your cheers, for uh, science.
>>81628441
Pretty sure the black queen is dead. Rest should still be alive.
>>81628323
AR was a flat and awkwardly implemented character with one defining trait. He's been gone for years because he got old fast.
>>81628441
DD, WQ, CD
BQ if Condy left her alive but I don't see why she would.
FROM MSPA TWO PHANTOMS WERE BORN
"Andrew" and "Hussie"
>>81627735
LE is part Equius now.
So, it will be ironic, that his death is in the proximity of some horses.
>>81628529
Redundant classes are good ones. Seer of Light literally knows how to win the game for example.
>>81628441
Diamond Droog, remember the contingency plan.
>>81628215
Fully realized Pages could rival or surpass Lords in sheer power, so in theory a Page of Time could be pretty damn dangerous if they snap.
Or maybe a Page with Space powers, that'd be scary.Hang on... Homestuck has one already.
>>81628417
>Joseph Joestar
>Not Mind
What the hell?
>>81628544
That makes sense, yeah. He spends three years in his session being useless and grinding up the Echeladders and God Tiers until he goes completely bald, while the rest of his team struggles to fight stuff off before he comes in as a fully realized page and beats shit in.
>>81628555
AR was the hero we needed, but not the hero we deserved.
>>81628578
So one of them did Homestuck from 2009 to 2012 and the other did it from 2012 to 2016.
>>81628441
Aranea, Vriska, and HIC (if she's still alive) can mind control Carapaces.
The signature Hussie twist would be to make one of them relevant again and WOW THE MAYOR IS BAD GUY le epic twist. then Dave will deringer him or Kanaya will kill him
>>81628555
Better than Terezi and Cuckat
>>81628589
seer of time seems the most redundant seer. Just straight up future sight.
>>81628578
>Andrew, the successor to his father's legacy, the creator of MSPA
>Hussie, the result of mental manipulation by halftruth
>>81628465
>Stkph of Hope -ultimate cheerleader
Exactly. One of the characters in my and my friends' fanventure is one and that power set is the best. Boostan others' powers, restoring faith in the mission, purifying with holy light, and being cute as fuck.
>>81628417
who's that bard of hope? he looks completely trapworthy
>>81628609
So.. What class can The King be?
Someone like Bard of Light?
>>81628235
It'll be fine. HS isn't as hyped as it once was, haven't you noticed? Even the YT vid of collide doesn't have as many views as id expected
>>81628417
>I've been attracted to Ryuko all this time because she's a female Karkat
It all makes sense now
>>81628699
How do you not feel constant shame from this?
>>81628674
Griffith, from Berserk. He's the main villain. Go read Berserk you, cuntboy.
>>81628674
r u fkn srs m8
>>81628679
>Only 300,000
Actually makes me a bit sad.
>>81628424
What the fuck would a Bard of Space even do?
Destroy the universe?
>>81627895
I feel lonely, there are hardly any other heirs in these threads. At least i still have my blood bros.
>>81628208
This anon brings up a good point. Im not sure maybe something having to do with war? Ill have to think about it more.
>>81628598
>fully realized Tavros becomes freedom and is unchained from all rules
>fused with the strongest entity other than LE
PM and WV's perfectly round heads look really stupid.
>>81628529
The only life powers we've seen are bringing people back from the dead. Would slyphs just be able to do it a bunch of times?
What is the next word in the heal-mspaint-ah-rings again?
>>81628696
That looks a little bit rape-y, I'm not entirely sure Karkat likes what Nepeta is doing.
>>81628101
>>81628372
https://mega.nz/#!zNE0naDD!rqTkeMSwzqhAarXMWhNaREO_RQdTHH0Lm9vFbebFCq4
>>81628374
I didn't make it, I just grabbed it out of my folder. I'm so shitty at drawing that even making Freedom comics is beyond my abilities.
>>81627895
BARD OF MIND
>>81628417
>Spike Spiegal
>Rogue of Space
>Space is about loneliness
>mfw this chart was made long before we knew that
The most exquisite pottery I've ever seen.
The products of the hottest Grecian ovens can not compare to this.
>>81628714
Why should I?
Witch of Light here.
>>81628679
We are at pretty high popularity right now. The omagapause didn't hurt so much as other hiatuses because of Undertale.
It's just that the servers are much better
>>81628748
They're genetically engineered grunt footsoldiers cloned from chesspiece monsters found on the Battlefield and in the Veil. Of course they're gonna look weird.
>>81628760
lilypad
>>81628215
Dangerous in what way? Straightforward 1v1 fighting?
>>81628760
lilypad and johndad.
>>81628735
No series with the fame that homestuck had in its peak can maintain that.
>>81628786
> The omagapause didn't hurt so much as other hiatuses because of Undertale.
Wow! Toby confirmed for bros.
Why was kankri so fucking good?
>>81628810
>johndad is endgame
absolutely disgusting
>>81628784
What would that even do?
>>81628767
He will learn to like it if he wants to make it through the night.
>>81628366
Knight of Doom
>>81628748
I bet you think problem sleuth looks weird too you fucking degenerate.
>>81628311
>drop it at the end
nice thinking, dunkass
>>81628786
I never played Undertale, is it worth it? Also, is homestuck actually referenced in the game?
>>81627896
Jack killed the future exiles including the Mayor, although he somehow got healed. PM befriended them and wanted revenge after the massacre.
I guess the whole saving the universe also played a huge part, but what actually made her equip the ring and chasing him was that massacre
>>81628774
What role would a Bard of Mind fulfill?
What would it be capable of?
>>81628738
Bards "allow destruction of [aspect]" or "invite destruction through [aspect]", so if one allows the destruction of space, or invites destruction through space, I imagine a lot of distance shenanigans - like the common wormhole analogy of a wormhole being space folded together so you can walk over the top. I'd expect a lot of crushing and gravity stuff.
>>81628829
Because it was Hussie parodying and making fun of Tumblr?
>>81628851
Hey Tyler, when are we gonna hang out next?
>>81628767
>tfw you will never be hunted sexually by nepeta
>>81627895
Mage of Breath
>>81628810
ONE MORE DAY TILL DAVEKAT CONFIRMED ENDGAME
>>81627895
Mage of Life
I've got the back line healbotting on lock-down. Hopefully my Mage knowledge is how to abuse buffs.
>>81628872
I'd say worth. There are a couple really subtle HS references in the game, nothing as blatant as the ref in collide
>>81628872
It is a good game with cancerous fanbase. You could say that is Homestuck of the games if Homestuck was a good web comic.
>>81628872
It's pretty damn good, IMO. Definitely my GOTY last year.
There are a couple of HS references, but they're so subtle you might not even realize they are references.
Should I continue reading to homestuck.
>>81628872
>is homestuck actually referenced in the game?
There's a character named Pyrope and a character based off of ARquiussprite. There are probably more references, but I forgot them.
Man you would think homestuck would give birth to way more "what does your sign say about you" stuff but no, its classpects instead.
Hussie doesn't discuss classes and aspects anymore because he explicitly gendered most of the classes and he's been whipped into contrition over that by Tumblr and his queer girl coterie
>>81628872
Play it. It is like a shorter, less drama filled, and more meaningful version of Homestuck. (not in plot but in tone and style)
I don't think it's as funny as Homestuck but that comes down to personal preference.
There are a couple of references to HS, mostly from npc enemies.
>>81628922
Use your knowledge of life to become THE HUGEST.
>>81628877
Too fuck with everyone choices.
>>81628877
A bard of mind, I would imagine, would probably be not very healthy of a classpect to have in your game. Since Mind, as far as we can tell, is about understanding the consequences of various choices, perhaps a bard of mind would make it impossible for someone to think ahead? Like shutting off a chess AI's ability to plan, or supercharging it for allies.
>>81628963
>>81628948
>>81628928
Cool, I'll buy it in that case. Anything I should know before I play?
>>81628880
Neat
So a Bard of Space would be a powerhouse capable of creating blackholes and shit?
>>81628964
No, now is the perfect time to stop, before you read the dissapoint ing ending
>>81628979
The last long pesterlog was about classpects, what are you talking about.
>>81629002
actually, you should know nothing before you play
just play it
do what you think is right
listen to npcs who tell you what to do
>>81628810
>tomorrow davekat won't happen
Good stuff
>>81628829
>cisblooded
>warm identifying physically cooler caste
Im in tears
>>81629002
If you do a pacifist route first time around it'll be easier to get the true ending
Why does everyone want to be a fucking mage?
>>81628046
>>81628138
Congratulations on being that idiot who doesn't know shit and keeps asking stupid questions.
Does anyone have the classpect sex thing
>>81629008
Not necessarily black holes, but, I would gather, more of a flash step kind of person, accelerating people so fast that it appears they're teleporting. Instead of black holes, a bard of space may take two big heaps of rock and suddenly someone's crushed between them since they've randomly accelerated to a significant fraction of c into you, killing you to death.
>>81629002
it's a game best played unspoiled. my only warning is that the opening bit in the Ruins is kinda slow and dry compared to the rest of the game and that throws some people off
...
it's kind of like HS Act 1, actually
>>81629002
Go in without any spoilers, is all I can say.
But then half of the spoilers are memes so that might be impossible.
>>81628747
For real, though. Jake's hope field was strong enough to KO Jade, and she's part First Guardian herself.
It's obvious that GCATavros could be pants-shittingly powerful if he could unlock his Page powers somehow. Maybe with Aranea's help, or similar.
But that'll probably never happen, and we'll have to live without fiery green, session-wide cyclones.
>>81628748
They look stupid because they're drawn with hoods off, and we aren't used to that at all.
>>81628877
Think the ultimate baiter you have ever seen. Someone who makes people think the stupidest ideas in the world are great.
>>81629002
>Anything I should know before I play?
You don't have to kill anyone.
Now get the hell off and don't discuss the game until you're done.
>>81629002
You were a cat, it takes place on the moon, there were two orcas and Snake died on that tanker two years ago.
>>81629057
Everybody is a mage or a knight in these threads
WHY IS THIS THREAD FULL OF AUTISM
WHERE IS
THE
DISCUSSION
OR
WAIFUS
>>81627895
Knight of Life baby
>>81629057
Between meumeme and solliterallywhux what does mage even do?
>>81628772
Thank you, based anon.
>>81628839
A Witch of Light would be able to manipulate fortune, knowledge, and literal light, to her favor.
>>81628986
Stack buffs, acquire gains. Carry the squad on my backthen get focused by the big bad and die tragically.
>>81628979
I think it has more to do with him not actually having concrete ideas of what every single class and every single aspect does, let alone all the possible combinations. Like rouge of void being able to just create ex nilo is a bit out there as is.
>>81629090
>WHY IS THIS THREAD FULL OF AUTISM
every homestuck fan is autistic, anon. and so are you
>>81629086
>there were two orcas
Didn't think anyone remembered this case.
What game is the moon spoiler from?
>>81629086
What is the moon thing really a spoiler for?
>>81628829
I didn't like how he wasn't anything like the sufferer other than a superfacial "jesus was a sjw" joke
>>81629060
Dude I probably know more about this web comic than you do and the interactive walk arounds do nothing other than give backstory to the alt-scratch trolls
>>81629087Bard Masterrace
>>81629087
that's because we're all selfish or idealistic.
>>81629118
>rouge
Is this a meme? I've seen this typo like 5 times since yesterday.
>>81629087
Heir is clearly best class.
>>81629090
You actually want waifus in here? I'm just thankful they're gone for the moment.
>>81627895
Page of Void
>>81629090
Post your waifu.
>>81629070
Yeah, Ipirated, sorry tobyit and then gave up then because it seemed kind of dull
>>81629152
What does being a page mean?
>>81629167
There is no best class only shit players.
>>81629053
They've got this one chance
Let's see if they screw it up
>>81629180
I STILL 8ELIEVE
>>81629180
Araaa.
>>81628302
Nah man, you're a necromancer.
>>81629111
My current guess, personally, is that they're someone who, say, listens to their aspect (it's kind of abstract) or is informed by it, in opposition to the seer who actively looks with it. Like, Sollux was hearing voices of the doomed that informed his actions, and Meulin was apparently a master shipper. It's kind of hard to put into words and I'm not the best at english, especially such abstract english.
>>81629087
I am a bard of doom
>>81629191
not sure, the only canon information we have on it is that pages start very weak, and eventually become the strongest. it is the magikarp of classes.
>>81629209
daoots
>>81629180
>see heal and immediately think of "paheal"
>>81629191
Being Page means being enthusiastic about something that you barely understand.
>>81629152
Was dave either of those things?
>>81629191
You start out shit then get overpowered in the end.
>>81629090
>waifus
>not autism
Reminder that vrsika had a whole pesterlog talking about how flashy powers are actually the least important part of your god tier. They're actually another weird meta thing that determines what sort of role someone is gonna play in the story.
>>81629191
idk, having no self confidence, is so far the only correlation between the current pages. tavros obviously, is a weenie, same with jake, horuss is also very low on self confidence, based on how reliant he is on his relationship with rufioh.
>>81629125
It was one of the best fucking cases in the series, why wouldn't anyone remember?
>>81629128It's a game by Kotaro Uchikoshi.Actual spoilers:Virtue's Last Reward
>>81629180
More a daughteru really.
>>81629220
My guess is that Mage about gambling the system like Meulin with miracles and Sollux with his death selves i.e. Mage is gimmick class of Sburb.
>>81629191
You're a weeny but through hard work and dedication you can become a force with few equals.
>>81628829
He was a spot on parody of tumblr's specific brand of counterproductive teenage activists, down to his complete lack of self-awareness and enabling his creepy friend's creepy behavior.
Shame Hussie only makes fun of fedora-wearing MRAs now, if he makes fun of anything at all.
>>81628872
It's a cute game, it might not be GOAT but it's at least on par with Off in terms of quality. Do check it out.
There are barely any references to Homestuck, though.
>>81629220
Intuition vs. deduction?
If Vriska could mind control DD and CD why couldn't she mind control Jack?
>>81629279
The Matriorb? Interesting taste.
>>81629328
Yes, that is a good way of putting it. Seers deduce, mages intuit (is that a word?)
>>81629332
Jack was stronger than her but not as strong as the Condesce.
>>81629219
Who's that?
>>81629325
Ah Off. Still love that game, and the soundtrack
>>81627735
They're important to Hussie.
>>81629267
> what sort of role someone is gonna play in the story
heir = main character
bard = wild card
thief = anti hero
anything else?
>>81629325
>off
Was that the baseball game tumblr became obsessed with after Homestuck became a social taboo?
>>81628417
Who ever made this did a awesome job with the classpects.
>>81629180
Posting the gods that I worship.
>>81629383
heir doesn't equal main character dube,
>>81629349
NO you SILLY the Matriorb wouldn't be my daughteru it would be my WAIFU
I WOULDN'T NEED TO ATTACH A QUALIFIER YOU SILLY BILLY
>>81629270
Horuss was a weird case because he was apparently some kind of super talented ubermensch though. The nature of his aspect really did nothing but bring him down.
>>81629325
>Shame Hussie only makes fun of fedora-wearing MRAs now, if he makes fun of anything at all.
when?
even when he made fun of 4chan he still made the best pre scratch troll
>>81629383
Seer = Guide
>>81629349
Some people are mother lovers
>>81629253
Under all the layers of irony, Dave cares a lot about his friends. He was the one who originally wanted to go on the suicide mission as well, until Rose tricked him (and then he flew off anyway).
>>81629090
4chan is full of autism.
>>81629061
No? What's that?
>>81629383
Heir is actually about being the best character of your session.
A1: Mituna
A2: Equius
B1: John
B2: Roxy because she is fucking an heir
>>81629191
potential
>>81627895
Prince of Doom
>>81629164
You just don't have enough exposure to D&D culture then. There is an OCEAN of retards who can't spell 'rogue' and then a small number of people who do it for fun.
>>81629352
Infer, perhaps?
i forget, what do each class aspect do?
>>81629452
Purring and squirming, anon. Purring and squirming.
>>81629446
so the answer is no then?
>>81627895
I lucked out.
>>81629431
He was awesome but useless. The point here is that he could become anyone but choose to be slightly more polite Equius.
>>81629516
just like play game
>>81629490
that is a fun and fairly straightforward class combination because it's literally the destroyer of death, or one who destroys with death. So, you basically point your finger at things and they fucking DIE, and maybe also you can resurrect them?
>>81629505
yes, that is the word! Seer vs Mage is Deduce vs Infer.
>>81629536
Similar fun to Prince of Doom. You point your finger at things and they just stop existing. Neat.
>>81629530
His idealism manifests in the form of self-sacrifice for the sake of his friends.
Did someone say Nep?
>>81629519
I'm very confused.
>>81629212
I don't understand why I started liking Aradia so much.
>>81629332
For the same reason she couldn't mind control the Black King and make him just stab himself.
Prototyped carapaces presumably get immunity to mind control, sort of like how RPG bosses are immune to charm/instadeath/mind control spells.
>>81629433
That was also back in Openbound. Now the only parody character we have is Caliborn.
>>81629490
Why would you want to be a Doom player when we know jack shit about Doom?
>>81629540
good taste
>>81629588
She's a girl with long black hair.
You don't have to worry about an annoying personality because she doesn't have one.
NEP FORCE ASSEMBLE
Jade's
Donut
Butthole
>>81629569
Can you give us your analyses 'bout a Bard of Light?
>>81629571
Oh that makes sense, thanks for the explanation mane
>>81629588
She's been dark, she's been destructive, she's been cute, she's been chill. Aradia is a broad category of adorable girl.
>>81629596
>wanting to be your classpect
casuals.
>>81629572
>Jade can have litters
>thus making her a megamilf
No wonder Dave likes her
>>81629596
Doom is like most useless Aspect. I literally can't name even one instance of it being relevant.
>>81627895
Knight of Time, did my own Sburb self-insert/fankid too
Also does anyone have a fankid? I like them way more than fantrolls, share yours
>>81627895
Thief of Doom
>tfw only 2 thieves
>>81629646
Whispering and clawing
>>81629657
>ends in threesome
>>81629681
this is clearly a fanelf
>>81629681
Uh, is there any reason your insert/fankid is an elf?
>>81629680
with only Sollux and Mituna being point of references all we can know is a Doom player might be naturally gifted with great power, but are ultimately canon folder
>>81629680
We don't actually know how much of Sollux's stuff was aspect-related. Sollux was VERY instrumental to everything getting onto fate's rails to begin with.
http://strawpoll.me/7327254
http://strawpoll.me/7327276Light/Sylph master race
>>81629680
This. I can't think of a single way a Doom player has been of use in regard to their aspect.
>>81629646
> bard of light
>>81629646
The Bard invites destruction through or of his aspect, this case being knowledge, fortune, and luck. One way of interpreting this is that basically everyone around him starts getting into disgustingly fatal accidents. Whoops, banana peel down a flight of stairs, snapped your vertebrae, sorry!
Additionally, they would probably make brains just not work well around them. Memory loss, random amnesia, etc. Being around a bard of light would be sort of like being perpetually drunk, in that you can't remember shit and you keep falling down goddamn stairs.
>>81629687
I'm so sorry.
>>81629718
>>81629714
op is an elf, have a problem with that?
>>81629628
NEP 7 REPORTING IN
>>81627895
Witch of Breath
whats knight of hope do
>>81629739
aranea, you're daoots, go away
>>81629749
That was such a sweet perk. There are so many more people than you that it works out as a huge overall gain.
>>81629628
NEP 3 STANDING BY
>>81629772
>Yelling and curling up
I don't know how to feel about this
>>81629596
Its what I got when I took one of those bullshit tests, do you not know how this works
>>81629681
Used to, Knight of Void boi in a fansession rp with some irl friends. Started with bludgeonkind but eventually regressed into fistkind after an encounter with another player. Ended up as only one of two kids to survive the session out of 6, and it became null/void/dead/whatever. Now floats endlessly in nonexistance
>>81629753
Can you do Mage of Void, please?
>>81627895
Lord of HopeSpace:^)
>>81629765
There is literally nothing wrong with loving Vriska
>>81629279
that drawing is ridiculously cute
i forgot 00s styles could be cute
>>81627895
rolled this last night. I assume it means to cause people to ruin their self-image or literally kill themselves, probably by making them lethally jealous of my codpiece
>>81629799
literally the paladin
the more you believe in yourself the btter you can fight
>>81629830
joke's on you that'll never matter
>>81629772
>Jade moans and squeezes
Good stuff
>>81629753
Not only that, but they can aid in the revelation of knowledge as much as the destruction of it.
The Bard of Light would hardly be so catastrophic. They are more likely to cause meaningless highjinx than death by bullshit.
>>81629824
It'll all be over soon sweetie.
>>81629889
Do you really want to be squeezed by Jade?
>>81629700
>Ends with Dave breaking up with both of them and hooking up with a guy
WHO /PRINCE/ HERE?
PRINCE OF SPACE REPORTING
>>81629904
Bard of Rage was catastrophic as fuck and Light is even more relevant than Rage.
These are dark times friends. Dark times.
>>81629718
>>81629714
he's not really an elf, those are artificial false ears, in his non-godtier sprites he's not wearing them
i'm just a nerd for fantasy, elfs, roleplay, and everything /tg/ related (In fact i'm a fa/tg/uy)
yeah, i know the awesome face is ridiculous and cringey, this shit was from 2010-2011
>>81629799
We're not sure what Knight does yet but I believe Aradia mentioned something about equipping your aspect as a weapon, so a Knight would be one that fights with Hope as a weapon. I am not sure if that would mean blasts of hopey power or something more abstract. Taking the abstract route, I can imagine a knight of hope being so fucking optimistic that they intimidate the shit out of their enemies into just giving up.
>>81629844
Going with my guess as a Mage being someone who intuitively understands their aspect or infers from it, a Mage of Void is someone who just understands nothingness. They would probably be an ectobiologist supreme, and assuming Sollux hearing the voices of the dead is a mage thing, the Mage of Void might literally be unable to hear their own thoughts. A Mage of Void also would likely be kind of bullshit, they would have correct answers just spontaneously appear in their mind, just sort of knowing "okay we should do THIS next".
>>81629952
That was due to Caliborns' influence. He was hardly that bad before getting a hold of Cal.
>>81629937
Well what kind of squeezing are we talking about?
I am become clown
Fucker of sessions
Destroyer of bullshit
>>81629950
Prince of Doom reporting in
I hope we figure out what the hell doom does before the comic ends
What are you going to do after it finally ends?
>>81629995
circumstancial plot and time bullshit means it was fated for it to happen anyway. the game accounted for it, and thus, it happened.
>>81630041
Finally kill myself.
>>81630041
Keel over and die
>>81629772
>Aradia lets out little squeaks
What does /hsg/ think of undertale?
>>81629802
Nah, I think the Sylph aspect looks best with the Hope color scheme and that Light looks best on the Knight
>>81629772
>Whispering and Squeezing
Shh.. Sh... Only dreams now
>>81630033
Doom is an opposite of Life... so it kills.
>>81630019
where's the coat end and the hood begin
>>81629680
We have no idea what it actually does though. Sollux faded into the backround really quick and mituna doesn't have much info either.
>>81630068
liked it, good game, nice memes, 10/10
>>81629999
They kind that you can't control the force of because it's a spasm?
>>81630068
OFF of the season
>>81630068
Good but overrated.
>>81630068
It's merely okay.
>>81630068
Undertale is that cousin we secretly like but pretend to hate.
Why didn't PM just fly to the volcano and drop the rings in?
>>81630051
Was what's his face, Eridans' ancestor, really that destructive as a bard of hope though?
Guy was a douchebag for sure, but he didn't seem to cause that many problems.
So I guess Heir is the shittiest class?
>>81630068
It sure looks like a video game.
>>81630033
Doom is theorized to be the opposite of Life, since its other interpretation, misfortune, would conflict with Void as being the opposite of Light (it's pretty obvious that Void and Light are opposites, one is knowledge while the other is obfuscation of knowledge). By process of elimination, doom is PROBABLY death, just straight up death.
>>81627854
Of course not. Blood is about sacrifice.
>>81630041
Wait for Steven Universe to get out of hiatus.
>>81630041
go back to animu
maybe do something productive for once
live my life
it's just a comic
i'll be sad though
>classpect autism shit
Wow.
But at least it's better than crying over Davekat.
>>81630041
Try to make a video games I guess.
>>81630135
Well... Something was wrong in their session. Could be his fuck up.
>>81630135
It's pretty obvious that most of the ancestors didn't actually do that good at what they did.
>>81630194
eat my ass, normie.
>>81630108
That's good though
>not wanting Jade to buck against you as you slide into her
>>81630176
>supernatural
>hetalia
>fucking crystal treatment as well
just end it
>>81630151
What a lossy jpeg.
>>81627895
page of breath
i see a lot of myself in tavros' character
>>81629772
>slyph
>screaming
literally what?
Why is ipgd such a vile person? She reminds me of any bootlicking brown-noser in fiction, groveling like a dog whenever Hussie (or anybody even remotely involved in it) does anything. She is an attention whore, and she even likes Metal Gear Solid.
>>81630194
What's there to cry over? We already know it's not canon
>>81630068
Toby Fox is a hack.
>>81630068
It's good.
Better than Homestuck, if only because it's shorter.
Homestuck is funnier though. Toby's sense of humor is a bit too meme-y.
>>81630068
it was my favorite game of 2015
and i STILL think its overrated and overhyped
literally worst fanbase in existance
>>81630143
Could be inorganic matter or some other bullshit that theorists can come up with lire the rules.
>>81630194
I only rolled one cuz I haven't cared about any of this shit in 4 years anon
>>81629824
At least you aren't screaming and fighting.
>>81630068
I thought it was a breath of fresh air. Funny, a great and straight-forward story, every character was likable or at least empathetic, the fights were all unique and interesting, etc.
I didn't expect to like it at all because I thought it'd be some unoriginal irony-drenched nu-internet dreck. I just saw Toby advertising for it a lot and assumed it was some shitty pet project, I really should have let my heart open to it more early on.
>>81630251
lol
>>81630151
edit this to freedom RIGHT NOW
>>81630236
Spiderslut2 was a screamer and you know it
>>81630251
Man, half of those aren't even valid, the FF one is an obvious fucking reference, and it doesn't even mention Under = Cave, Tale = Story
7/10, I'm still mad.
>>81630251
The game is a love letter to video games in general, though.
>>81630255
Homestuck was good partly because you can't just do it in one night.
>>81630194
As it gets closer to end the davekat baiters can't do as much
>>81630218
So as a Bard I'm fated to fuck everything up no matter what?
That's suck anon.
>>81630194
Anon, who hurt you?
>>81630354
There is difference between being fuck up and being a wild card.
>>81630340
They don't have to do anything, Hussie already set up the domino pieces and it'll all fall in its own time.
>>81630251
That sure is a lot of random images slapped together.
>>81630354
Not necessarily, but you are fated to be a "wild card" destined to bring either great success or horrendous, horrible failure.
>>81627895
Mage of Time
>>81630374
Christ just go to /aco/ instead of inviting anons to spam naked ugly people pretending to be magical teenagers.
>>81630068
>Why does Sans value a promise from someone he never met over the life of his own brother?
Even if the promise was to keep the player safe, it unintentionally puts his relationship with Papyrus in a new light if he's unwilling to avenge him.
>Why didn't Toriel intervene against Asgore sooner if all it took was her presence to break his resolve?
She only intervenes with the last kid and is too late when she does? Lazy writing.
>Why does Napstablook avoid the player in the genocide route?
He's literally invincible and mocks you if you try to kill him. He has nothing to be afraid of.
>Why can't Mettaton Neo attack?
Even a *Mettaton is charging his attack! would've worked but why is he determined to do nothing?
>How does the player leave the barrier in the neutral ending?
There is no displacement involved after the Flowey fight, replaying the neutral ending has you walk into the room you meet him in after his fight.
>Asgore being completely oblivious to everything in the genocide run despite Alphys watching the Undyne fight and Mettaton being able to fly.
It's not that he isn't able to recognize the player, it's just that he's so unprepared even when Flowey is literally telling him what he needs to know.
HOL UP
>>81630251
holy shit the amount of autism it must've took to make this
>>81630176
God, Fandomstuck was nauseating. Hetalia fans trying to force a bond using it was a real low point.
>>81630398
>>81630405
Well I do like a good gamble...
It's no fun if you have no chance of losing.
>>81627735
How ironic that his death will be surrounded by a bunch of horses. What, you didn't follow that? Just think it over. Think it over!
>>81627895
Knight of hope.
>>81630340
>EOA6 will have davekat!
>lilypad will have davekat!
What's it gonna be next?
>>81630374
>tfw no cosplay pron videos with homestuck characters
Literally thousands. Learn to tumblr.
The fact that a homestuck thread gets so many posts tells me a lot about this board.........
>>81630255
I think Toby's humor is alright, but I'm a much bigger fan of Hussie, he just has a way with words.
WE
WUZ
______________
So lets see what aspects and classes are more common on /hst/
http://strawpoll.me/7327585
http://strawpoll.me/7327570
One day, we get to storytime Homestuck!
>>81630543
BEE FUCKERS
>>81630134
Because then there wouldn't have been an adventure, you stupid git.
>>81627735
so hes gonna fall through that crack, right
i expected that to happen in collide when i saw where he was standing, but it didnt
>>81630534
That it exists to discuss comics and cartoons of all types? That a comic with a very big fanbase is ending after seven years?
Truly you are a savant on par with Holmes.
Who was in the wrong here?
>>81630534
Are you new?
How have you never seen a homestuck thread before
the old generals went to 1000+ posts often you twit.
>>81628047
>worked on act 7 this long
>everyone thinks hussie made 1 animation and directed 40 pages he didn't even draw for over a year
why do people have these low of expectations?
>>81630598
The false spider
>>81630543
GOD TIERS N SHEIT
>>81630502
I wanna see a comic where Dave progresses through a relationship with Jade (kiss, marriage, kids, etc) with someone in the background saying how davekat can still happen
>>81630534
It isn't a good idea to post your FB pictures here, fám.
homestuck turns women into lesbians
>>81630598
Meenah. Vriska can't be wrong.
>>81629807
>>81629769
that's all?
two neps does not a force make.
>>81627895
Please, give me a link to site with a test.
>>81630229
>crystal treatment
HANDIA
>>81630632
>Dave fucking Jade anally and her moans drown out their Davekat preachings
>>81629681
I haven't come up with a symbol
He'sgay as fuckand into film noir shit
>>81630598
All three of them.
>>81630632
>it's actually a dream and davekat happened
>it actually wasn't a dream at all and anon just shot himself in the head
>>81630598
meenah for thinking dating a 6 sweep year old was ever a good idea
vriskas just a mindless bitch, i can hardly hold it against her at this point
>>81630632
I want to see a comic where Dave and Karkat get into a relationship while Jade gets nothing but a goodbye kiss from an ex-boyfriend oh wait it's called Homestuck nevermind.
>>81630670
Relevant.
>>81630564
That would take fucking forever. There would need to be MORE than 10000 images because of all the important Flash moments, extra banners, multiple-image updates, etc.
AND you have to insert the SBaHJ pages chronologically to make sense, and who knows those actual dates.
>>81630676
Fankids were a low-point for HSG even back in 2010, refrain from that shit.
>>81628739
>>81628208noncanonblood bro from yesterday here. I thought the "Land of Movement and Iron" would be thematically appropriate for a blood player, with the literal tie to blood.
>a mostly barren metal desert on the surface, either with flat, jutting iron or swirling piles of rust, interspersed with multiple tubes cris-crossing the core and surface. the tubes, transparent and filled with red liquid and capsules that can hold several people/consorts act as transport via way of hydraulics to the various settlements underground (set up like train stations).
>>81630693
> 6 sweep year old
> time even mattered in dream bubbles
>>81630692
I wish I saw everyone's reaction to that mspa-reader-breakdown flash
>>81629002
Go into it knowing as little as possible.
>>81630676
A dildo
>>81629572
sauce?
>>81630692
>>81630694
>this asspain
Hilarious
>>81630724
It's more of the Homestuck version of another generic character I have.
>>81630543
CRYSTL JIMS N SHIT
Y0UR3 HUG3! 7H47 M34N5 Y0U H4V3 HUG3 GU75!
>>81630751
>Gets baited
>"y-y-you're the one that's asspained"
>>81630751
gays are petty creatures
>>81630751
davekat attracts very pathetic people
>>81630632
He's clearly in the closet.
>>81630692
>>81630694
Please don't do this to yourselves.
>>81630194
Just for curiosity, what's you classpect anon
>>81629180
BEST
FUCKING
GIRL
>>81630598
(Vriska) is literally a weepy female Stalin
Vriska is figuratively a smugger Hitler
Meenah is hypothetically a punkier Mussolini
Do you have any questions because I have to go soon kids.
>>81627895
Mage of Light, which would mean I'm literally fucking omniscient.
Also, I can pretty much manipulate odds in whatever favor I desire through my understanding thereof.
Get goddamn rekt.
>>81630663
The old guard is dying out. I fear we may all soon perish.
>>81627895
I keep alternating. Im not sure of my choices so I try a few times. My class keeps alternating between page and mage and my aspect between space and breath
HEY
YOU
GUYS
What was your reaction to the Vriskagram flash everyone?
>>81630112
OFF was good through. Like, really good. And had better plot twist
>>81630819
You can't be Stalin and Hitler at the same time.
>>81630751
All the more reason to draw it
>>81630855
the setting and story were cool but the combat was brokenly easy
>>81628308
>turned his volume down so people wouldn't hear the camera noise
class or dinner?
>>81629681
Purple girl is mine, but I help write most of them now. Shame I can't draw
>>81630840
I know how you feel.
It seems like I'm stuck on Lord and Prince coupled with Rage and Doom.
>>81630805
>>81630782
>>81630778
Oh hetero shippers.
This will be the last time we dance this dance. I look forward to seeing you step on your toes a third and final time.
>>81630850
fuck this shit
then i quit reading until i completely forgot about it and reread the whole comic again
>>81630850
I cried tears of joy.
>don't ship
>can't lose
>>81630905
>very pathetic people
>>81630850
Hated it, used a good song for a shit flash was so bad, only import art and only SHIT import art at that. and that's not even mentioning the actual content which was also garbage.
I didn't really care that it was shit because the masterpiece just happened.
>>81630850
I made some OC about how it signaled the return of Eridan. A shame it was wrong.
>>81630850
I still hate it but I accepted it as the least bad way of doing a retcon Hussie could have done I guess maybe.
Retcons on that level are still so fucking retarded. Maybe there'll be some last second twist that'll make it all better but I'm not holding my breath.
>>81630905
Can't tell if you're actually serious or baiting like a champ.
>>81630663
What we lack in numbers we make up for in spirit.
>>81630850
I sort of lost interest in Homestuck but came back to see it, I didn't exactly feel that strongly but now I'm kinda pissed.
However the music made me sad as shit for whatever reason.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75kJb_aAvKY
>>81630598
>Can't see every single version of Vriska is always in the wrong
You are, anon.
>>81630850
"Auuugh. Auuuuuuuugh. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck, this is seriously the comic now, isn't it, Vriska is the worst why is she fucking back, fuck that art is so shitty why is this the new canon fuck you Hussie and double fuck you for wasting Moonsetter"
Nothing special but it has a special place of hatred in my heart.
>>81630905
Needs more Jojo
>>81630953
>p-p-pathetic!
Heh. Don't worry kid. It's nothing personal.
>>81631012
What his stand name?
Real talk though. Do you guys think Davekat is or isn't gonna be canon and/or endgame?
>>81630850
WE WASTED THIS SONG ON THIS GARBAGE?
>>81630968
The best bait is with the truth.
>>81631034
IIN2UFFERABLE PRIICK
>>81631060
At this point no
Hussie gave a little bit of it but then ignored it and went and teased a bunch of other stuff
>>81630850
J U S T
>>81631060
It's already canon endgame.
>>81631034
「M O T H E R L O V E R」
>>81631034
「Sick Beats」
Would the fridge still be able to hold gamzee if it didn't level up for slaying the imp?
>>81631060
It already did its job of setting the yaoiers up for disappointment with teasing. It will fall before long.
>>81631060
No.
Too little time for too much to be done, and he's showing heavy DaveJade overtures anyway.
Plus showing his hand by declaring Davekat to be canon through all those other things and then following through seems very unHuss
>>81631060
I don't particularly care. I don't feel they're right for a relationship, but hussie has clearly made dave out to be considering "being attracted to the menfolk", and they certainly get along.
I've seen flimsier justifications.
>>81631060
It's going to be low key canon like maybe you'll get some handholding in the epilogue but not much else.
It's too late in the game for those conversations on the lilypad to be some big twist.
>>81631060
It's not gonna happen.
>>81631127
This, children, is known as "denial"
>>81631123
That is one of the theories that made complete sense to me.
>>81631060
No, Cloverkat is endgame. Clover always Gets Lucky.
>>81631138
>he's showing heavy DaveJade overtures anyway.
Okay, you got away with saying there were DaveJade teases. You got away with saying there were hints. But "heavy overtures"?
>>81631060
I think it's gonna be endgame. I don't like it, since it got no fucking development, but it looks like it's gonna happen.
>>81631123
I'll suck Hussie's dick if he pulls that as the reason. It would the world's greatest call back.
JOHN: can you believe that one time we were watching this movie, when he said "put the bunny back in the box" i actually high fived my dad?
>>81630982
Toby Fox is a genius.
>>81630629
>not going "THANK GOD, I CAN FINALLY DIE"
>>81630991
Karkat is also channeling his inner Vriska
>>81631190
Nigga she ain't wearing Karkat's string ring
>>81631181
HOW THE FUCK DID KARKAT BEAT CLOVER
FUCK YOU HUSSIE
FUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOU!!!!!!!!
WHY DOESN'T PM JUST FLY TO MOUNT DOOM
>>81630945
>fan page outfit
lame as fuck famalam
>>81631212
He really is. I take the Undertale reference in Collide as a tacit admission on Hussie's part that Radiation has surpassed him in every way.
>>81631238
It's a fucking piece of string.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJWO4WaQh_Y
>>81631060
It would be retarded, started way too recently and we were just told about it, but that is life with Homestuck now. The retcon was just handled so poorly and modern Homestuck seems to be all about recent developments instantly making anything that used to be important into totally irrelevant content, no matter how long it took him to develop and advance the older stuff.Hussie seriously believes that just looking at whatever the majority of fans want and making it happen is the newest way that MSPA can still be "collaborative storytelling" but it's literally just the exact definition of "pandering".
>>81631285
That she has no reminder-related reason to wear.
>>81630850
Plenty of sighs, one audible "urgh", then closing the tab and eventually deleting Moonsetter from my playlist a couple days later.
Definitely neo-Homestuck's lowest point.
>>81631285
It will be their wedding ring, mark my fucking words
>>81631270
Undertale would be forgotten next year. Homestuck is destined to become cult classic and studied by literature critics for centuries.
post your favorite song that never got a flash
https://homestuck.bandcamp.com/track/lotus-land-story
>>81631205
That's just about the saddest picture I've ever seen. John will never be happy again.
>>81631316
good bait my lad
>>81630901
oh hey i lost the link to your fanadventure thing
>>81631034
「TIME ON MY SIDE」
That's the only right answer
>>81631291
Goddamn it's impossible to not sing to this
>>81631301
She's not even wearing it anymore you shitter it literally doesn't matter.
JOHN: no, i don't want to talk about homestuck! i don't know anything about the laws of homestuck, because they are hard and boring.
JOHN: i simply would like them to behave in a way that is most convenient to ME and MY LIFE! is that really asking too much?
>>81631316
>internet archaeologists uncover homestuck 100 years later
>they uncover hsg
>>81631014
this is just sad
>>81630850
this was my exact face
>>81630850i missed it, missed a good part of act 6
>>81631373
Watch it be back in the next panel because Hussie's a hack
>>81631060
Nah, I would've thought it was canon but after seeing all the shit ipgd did, even making him sign that shit makes me believe that is all a ruse
>>81631412
>Implying Hussie still has any involvement with Homestuck
>>81631315
That'd be really fucking cute actually.
>>81631205
holy fuck anon, this made me shed a tear
>>81631416
Where did this "ipgd is a liar" meme come from? What has she actually lied about?
>>81631351http://mspfanventures.com/?s=2461
Update "soon".
>>81631205
why the fuck did dad have to die?
>>81631221
Why the fuck is post-retcon Karkat so unlikable.
>>81631394
I know, they're clinging to a string ring that doesn't even exist anymore.
>>81631460
>Davekat will be in EOA6
>Davekat will be canon
>Bowman is dead
>>81631460
about davekat being the endgame
what else proofs do you need
>>81630663
Have one and a half Neps to keep it real
>>81631060
Yes. I don't ship it since I'm not really into shipping at all, but it's pretty obviously already canon. This is only going by in comic material. And it's not like they're going to randomly break up over the course of 40 pages.
I believe ipgd. Her first statements of it being canon clearly aren't jokes or lies, just a response to people denying it here ('he never intended it to be ambiguous' doesn't read like a joke to me).
The Hussie vine and statements by other art team members are jokes, sure, but they are at the expense of the deniers. They're fucking with you.
Spoiler for tumblr buzzwords:Also, Shelby Cragg said davekat is canon. I'm really trying not to bring homophobia into this, but she doesn't seem like someone who would actively participate in queerbaiting. Which is for sure what Dave and Karkat's relationship would be if they end up not being together.
>>81631363
That's a MSPA song tho, it doesn't count.Time Is On My Side is valid though
>>81631483
(response)
>>81631332
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXgPNyd45A4
>>81631460
Everything he said about the recent flash was wrong
>>81631460
gamzee being dead
>>81631472
3 years with Vriska broke him.
>>81631489
They're called jokes. She's been right about everything else.
>>81631512
Ha ha, you're right! Davejade shippers ARE pretty desperate.
>>81631498
Shelby doesn't do anything for Homestuck anymore. Also you're confusing queerbaiting with "we're desperate for it to be canon so we'll go around saying it is"
>>81631544
(response)
>>81627838
you wish you dirty crabfucker
trolls be stealling our men 'n shiet
>>81631498
>queerbaiting
why make some fancy word for it. just say lying about a ship
>>81631558
Shelby drew Act 7
>>81631460
the fact that she has never lied gives me more reasons to believe that she is lying about this. She's taking the perfect chance since some people here actually believe in her shit and giving us the biggest ruse ever.
>>81631563
>>81631542
freedom mind
>>81631498
>queerbaiting
What does this term mean again?
Is this just a term Tumblr made up to prevent gay couples from breaking up or?
Hey can I fight over shipping too?
>>81631498
>I believe ipgd. Her first statements of it being canon clearly aren't jokes or lies, just a response to people denying it here ('he never intended it to be ambiguous' doesn't read like a joke to me).
>>81631570
Geez, I know I was ragging on Jadedave shippers pretty hard but that was kinda harsh anon.
I think you owe these people an apology. They might be delusional but they're still human beings, god damn it.
Interactions you wish you could have seen incomic /hst/?
>Eridan and Roxy will never hang out
I don't ship them but fuck I would have loved to have seen the dynamic since they share a shitton of interests.
>>81631583
I will legitimately jump off a cliff.
>>81631542
>>81631563
Good freedoms.
okay but what's John's stand? Showtime?
>>81631500
How does it being an MSPA song make it less valid?
>>81631513
muh nig
What if male trolls can breed with male humans?
>>81631598
Shut up, John. Go back to your girlfriend and be happy for once in your life.
Post your face when act 7 is not entirely drawn by hussie
>>81631460
She doesn't really "lie", she just makes comments about things she doesn't really know anything about (Davekat, MSPA forums status, etc.). Not sure how much of it is genuine, or trolling, or attention whoring.
>>81631608
(zesty response)
Why do you people give so much of a shit about DaveJade and DaveKat. Why can't we gush about waifus instead, or talk about today's update. Why do endgame ships matterif it's obviously going to be Cloverkat
>>81631589
queerbaiting is when authors specifically lie about having gay ships to draw in gay fans and then make the characters straight anyway
>>81631584
She lied all the fucking time
She's a massive attention whore who constantly lies like crazy
>>81631589
It's when artists don't care about your misguided idea of "being progressive"
>>81631583
If Act 7 isn't Hussie art, I will decry Homestuck forever.
>>81631589
Pretty much
>>81631598
No John, you're dead
>>81631611
>Interactions you wish you could have seen incomic /hst/?
Rose and Jade talking more than twice.
>>81631611
Any of the kids who never interacted. Rose and Dirk would have been a blast.
>>81631558
She did a lot of colouring for eoa6. Obviously she doesn't do anything for HS now, but that's because nobody does, it's over.
>>81631060
it doesn't make much sense. it could be, but it would be stupid.
>>81631498
>Which is for sure what Dave and Karkat's relationship would be if they end up not being together.
is that supposed to be an art crime or something?
>>81631598
Lucky shit. There used to be WARS fought over you and you nabbed even better babes than the wars were even about!
>>81629772
crying and pushing. yep sounds like me
>>81631598
Fuck off John. Don't you got some PUSSY to go get?
>>81631626
Penumbra Phantasm
>>81631648
WHAT THE-
NO, *YOUR* MOM HAD A DRINK WITH BILL COSBY
>>81631583
Nah, you're making that up.
>>81631611
More Team Charge would have been nice. Or generally Tavros actually talking to his friends, instead of informed friendships.
>>81631626
The song was specifically made to fit with the Homestuck universe. That would be like Araki paying a band to make some songs and then naming the stands after those songs. It just doesn't work that way.
>>81627895
opopopop
>>81631724
(flirty response)
>>81631611
>>81631686
there's definitively a huge lack of Dirk interactions
>Namco High failed and Homestuck will never be sold by Bamco to make great games like
>Soul Calibur with Homestuck guest and Homestuck related costumes
>Dynasty Warriors Homestuck
>Tales of Skaia
>>81631650
has this ever happened
it's more probable that they made statements that get across "sure, if you want to believe that our characters are gay that's fine"
>>81631650
>lie
You mean that idiot tumblrites see two friends as being gay and then get mad when they hook up with the actual romantic interests
How many people did this reference fly straight by?
>>81631611
Dave and Adradia going on time travel archaeology expeditions together
>>81631745
>That would be like Araki paying a band to make some songs and then naming the stands after those songs
he already did it, Wekapipo
>>81631761
>Tales of Skaia
RAGING DEMON TIGER FANG BLADE OF HELL DEVIL'S MAW
>>81630945
you'll take your sexy boyshorts and weirdly shaped hood and you'll like it
>>81631785
not i
not a thematically appropriate one i say
>>81631779
no, i mean when the creators are actually trying to make people think it
>>81631747
I, ah, gee, ah geez. We're trying to fight here man, you, you don't got to... but yes thank you I got this dress on sale.
Ah man, saying that kind of thing in the middle of an argument, we'rejust like Davekat
>>81631781
Fuck Katn8p.
>>81631611
Aradia and Jake would be interesting
>they will never go on an Indiana-Jones style ruins expedition
>>81631827
(meme response)
>>81631827but who said I was a dude
BAM
PLOT TWIST
>>81631785
Tolkien was a hack.
>>81631785
I feel like it's too obvious to be a lord of the rings reference
>>81631830
Strike three, you joke character.
Will ipgd be here tomorrow to witness the DaveJade shipper mass suicide?
>mfw the mayor can't reach the top of the volcano
>he's forced to sacrifice his mayoral sash
>>81631815
Which doesn't apply here
>>81631827
>>81631724
>>81631608
>>81631544
>>81631483
>>81631483
>>81631014
>>81630905
is this steven universe general
why is someone spamming reaction pics
>>81631839
He was. Fucking ruined fantasy forever with his shit.
>>81627895
Knowledge of different timelines? Making decisions to reach a certain timeline? What does it mean?
>>81631815
i see more examples of what they said than what you're saying
>>81631611
Scratch and English is the top one, followed by PM and Calliope (though there wouldn't be any actual talking there anyway).
How the hell did this guy...
>>81631807
DAMN, I MUST BE A GENIUSDOUBLE RAGING DEMON TIGER FANG BLADE OF HELL DEVIL'S MAW
Honestly speaking
What was the worst flash in Act 6
Was it Terezi: Remember ?
>>81631882
See the absolute future.
How is Hussie supposed to rap this story up with so few pages left? Can so much really happen in 12 minutes of animation?
>>81631905
Get married to THIS?
>>81631913
Vriskagram, obviously
>>81631872
>He's upset
GOT 'EM BOYS
>>81631847
>Too obvious of a reference
no such thing
>>81631611
FANON Eridan and Roxy share interests, albeit Eri does his hardest to deny it. Canon Eridan is a joke about neckbeards. Shame, cause I really liked his aesthetic
>>81629446
Man this flashback after Dave:Accelerate really got me.
>>81631870
right, because dave and karkat are actually dating and the people/characters saying they are arent lying
if they were lying, it would apply
>>81631866
>he ditches the name of Mayor, and becomes WV again
POETRY
>>81631913
Terezi: Remem8er was good.
The worst flash was probably Vriskagram for content, or GAME OVER for bad guest artists.
>>81631934
ill take that as a yes
>>81631920
Most people are expecting a walkaround like EB, and UT.
On the topic of UT, I wonder how much will hussie try to tail off on it.
>>81631913
Either Vriskagram or Collide tbqh
>>81631686
We'll get dialogue walls between all the characters in Act 7, guaranteed. Dirk still needs to sort his shit with several characters, and Jade just woke up so she has some reuniting to do as well.
>>81631905
>>81631930
Now that's an interaction that would have been interesting and enlightening to see
Shame it never actually was put in the spotlight
>>81631885
is that supposed to matter or something
>>81631969
Collide? Really?
the fuck anon
>>81631969
This.
>>81631865
What's happening tomorrow to cause that?
>>81631947
>this oz what the refrance
>the original "this is what the refrance" was Wizard of Oz
should we make a new thread before this one get archive?
>>81631930
The laws with regards to marriage were a lot more lax during Sassacre's time. Unless it was same sex then it's a no go.
>>81631976
Sassacre probably got Condy with them fish puns
>>81632001
Nah. The mods don't like us very much, and we should probably not risk pissing them off.
>>81627895
>>81630840
Ok so the one with most hits was mage of space. What does it even mean, I just *know* about the game world?
>>81631955
what people? ipgd is the only one who could have seen if it was true.
and i think its funny that you think davekat not happening would apparently be wrong in some way.
>>81627895
Mage of Breath.
(+ dumb horns.)
>>81632031
we ARE the mods though
>>81631955
None of them said they were dating
Honestly as much as I bitch about Davekat being pure pandering, JohnRoxy is pretty much a bone thrown to JohnRose shippers from days long past. A lot of Roxy's character was designed around just being attracted to things that were definitely John-related.
>>81632044
Does this mean /hst/ is the Mage of Freedom?
>>81632047
The horns look like derp snakes
>>81632001
We're only at page 8. We gotta ride our threads into the sunset.
>>81627895
> that feel when my favorite genre of fiction is one where characters die one by one, my dream is to wrote such stories and I actually finished one 250 pages book about it last year
>>81632067
>things
what things?
>>81632067
But Roxy is pretty much Mom in terms of taste.
>>81631992
It was visually disappointing and purportedly invincible enemies went down like bitches, especially Condesce. That said, it was fun as hell and doesn't deserve title of "worst" despite the Moomin faces.
>>81631992
It wasn't bad, it was just underwhelming.
>>81632047
What would that class do
>>81632101
Also the fraymotifs were so forced, we've had tons of fights and only now are fraymotifs shoved in our face like "Look at what we remembered, crazy right?"
So is it confirmed that Roxy is the reason the session is blacked out from Seer-ing and cueball viewing?
>>81631913
Vriskagram, and Remem8er to a degree, since it's more or less a plot-relevant Vriskagram.
Collide was an OK flash but it didn't live up to the more critical fans' expectations.
>>81632137
He would know how to breath...
>>81632101
I'll take moomin faces over FAST N LOOSE any day
honestly holy fuck, that series of pages where Roxy meets Rose and hugs her looked so awful
>>81632096
John is a wizard, since he has the power to make things unhappen.
>>81631810
He literally doesn't have to, the comic says you can alter your god tier and that you don't even have to wear it at all.
>>81632044
We don't even really know about mages in the first place, but my guess is spacial omnipotence. You'd be the guy to find virtually anything, or at least be pretty good at geometry.
>>81632167
Since when is Mage about knowing anything? Meulin used it to force ships to happen.
>>81628215
Bards are generally considered to be the most dangerous because the people behind them are always unstable/unpredictable. They can go either way, and will probably do both at different points, so having one is basically regular hard mode barring a solo-session.
>>81632157
YES IT IS
>>81632001
Holy fuck it's been 2 hours since the thread started and we're already at page 8. We're back at peak activity gents.
>>81632179
But. Mom always loved wizards.
>>81632210
But why? How did it get session-wide?
>>81632044
>I also have the most common classpect
ffffffffffffffffffffffff
makes me wanna choose something else regardless of what I really think
>>81632179
So Hussie changed John into something Roxy would like then?
>>81632178
Yeah, I didn't expect FAST N LOOSE for the final confrontation, but honestly, look at Aradia strangling Lord English and tell me the artists he picked gave it their all
I'm going to give it a pass because I'm hoping Andrew put in personal effort for Act 7
>>81632238
It's also a void session so it's boosted ;)
I can't believe we're at the point where people are saying that Davekat won't happen because it'd be mean to do to homosexuals
>>81630850
>I like that we get to see cute stuff about life on the meteor!
>BUT I FUCKING HATE EVERYTHING THAT IS CURRENTLY HAPPENING
I remember being in the thread when Mituna hit as /hsg/
He really fit the feel of /hsg/ at the time during hiatus.
>>81632266
I think you got that mixed up.
>>81631930
He was a real looker back in the day when they got married,
>>81632190
I would alchemize cooler outfits with my god hood. Imagining alchemizable outfits and gadgets is fun.
>>81632279
Mituna is better than Sollux
>>81632081
They're supposed to be like this, didn't make em very well. kind of a throwaway fantroll for the hell of it.
>>81632137
Kind of a coach class team-wise, helping everybody towards their goal, with the downside of being lost in their own goals. Fighting-wise, a hit-n-miss style, zipping around and lining up big clumsy shots
>>81632084
like this
>>81630850
I liked it. It was nice seeing everyone have fun and good times after the shitshow that was the pre-retcon timeline, like Dave trying to get people to hop on his dick.
But everyone here has to be melodramatic fuckwads and go "NO DIS IS GAY WHY HAPPY, WHY VRISKA? IMMA DELETE MOONSETTER FROM IPOOD >:("
>>81631302
Seriously mate, you're an ass. Especially for using the term neo-x.
>>81632067
John is literally the only eligible human anyway
>Dirk: Gay
>Dave: Incest
>Jake: Jake
>>81632289
Sorry right, meant that it will happen otherwise it'd somehow hold back the gay movement by fifty years
>>81632067
The only thing Roxy liked that Mom wasn't shown liking is video games.
I mean sure Roxy herself is kind of a pandering character but she's not offensively bad like Vriska she just sort of got too much attention.
>>81632279
Mituna might actually be less of a retarded autist than HSG
>>81632304
The kids should have done this, too, but Hussie had to keep them in their boring pajamas even after writing about how they can change out of them.
>>81632309
nice meme
>>81631877
It's not like he was trying. People just really liked his books and wanted to copy them.
>>81629628
Nep 420 here, sorry I'm late.
I'm late to the party. Just watched the flash.
Collide was kinda underwhelming, honestly. I guess it's a half-decent battle collection, though. Not in style, but in choreography, I guess, or something like that. If you ignore the fact that everyone went down too easily.
Also, I really didn't expect Condense to just die with no shenanigans. In fact, I didn't expect her to fight at all, since that was actively against her interests.
And the fact that Spades Slick died, yet Jack Noir survived? Just what the hell?
I expected underwhelming, and yet it was still kinda weird in some ways.
will the Sprites disappear after the game is over?
>>81629628
Nep 2
Oh god what time is it
>>81629628
NEP 6 AND 9 AWAITING PAWDERS
John is the final boss of Homestuck. Prove me wrong.You can't
Where my thieves at?
>>81632309
You can like both you fool.
So why did Jade forgive Jack for the murders of Mom and Dad?
>>81631611
It would have been nice to see Terezi and Nepeta have some time together. I feel they could have both been positive influences on each other, given their other more demanding close friends. Nepeta really needed to both mature and be more forward in pursuing what she wanted, which Terezi could have provided. Whilst Terezi needed to be more open with her feelings, not relying on underhanded schemes to get what she wanted and seeking comfort in talking through issues with others.
But I think it's more a symptom of the sudden injection of a bunch of characters that limits the amount of focus any number of characters and character relationships get. Had some of the less important trolls been used as supporting characters more effectively their influence and eventual demise could have been much greater.
>be a gemini
>fucking detest sollux
>lucky enough to be the official hsg sign
Its a good feel
>>81632362
I think Rise made her prom dress out of her Seer garb, didn't she? Probably through alchemy but still
>>81632468
It was years ago who cares.
>>81632453
can you stop a fight, or is that too literal?
>>81628417
>Prince of Space
>Not Vanilla Ice
I'm offended
>>81632468
it's not her parents
>>81632441
Breath has nothing to do with freedom.
It has everything to do with tyranny.
>>81632435
>Dark-skinned blonde
For what purpose?
>inb4 Melanesian Dave
>>81632468
Because neither of those personally affected her, so she didn't give a shit.
Just like she didn't give a shit about how Bec committed a small genocide to get her into the Medium.
All of the kids are kind of sociopathic.
>>81632468
Not her mom, not her dad.
Her parents were a dog, and furry porn on the internet.
>>81632279
Playing the flash he was in again was like greeting an old friend.
Can we all agree Porrim, Mituna, and Meenah are the only Beforans worth a damn?
>>81632496
Vanilla Ice is Void anyway.
>>81632497
>>81632515
>>81632528
Will John and Rose forgive Jack?
>>81632489
Rise Lalinde
>>81632494
>>81632453
Ultimate shoosh pappers, except they then proceed to hulk the fuck out.
>>81632494
The classpects powers can range from literal to metaphorical to abstract to meta.
>>81632468
If John and Rose don't try to beat the shit out of him at first sight I'm seriously going to be mad
>>81628417
>Akagi Lord of Mind
Absolutely correct.
>>81632322
>Oh no! Someone disliked a thing I liked! Better complain about it!
You're the ass, anon. It's you.
>>81632279
>/hsg/
If you were there at the time, you'd have said HSG, wouldn't you?
Still, if you've got any screencaps of the general reaction, it'd be cool if you could post them.
>>81632563
Rose will forgive him because she already has Roxy and John is too autistic to care.
>>81631976
If only we had a kind of branch-off set of stories that could encapture moments that we didn't get to see, or flush out relationships that were underdeveloped.
And if only they were good and not superfluous.
>>81632554
> Porrim
> worth a damn
> blandest character of them all
Aranea and Kankri are who you should name
Hey guys look I'm Homestuck
Are Dave and Roxy the only humans to have killed someone?
(imps don't count)
Reminder
I wish I hadn't gone up those stairs. I should've stayed at the bottom and let some other poor bastard make the discovery. But how could I ignore that godawful noise? That low, dull wailing, fitfully punctuated with high-pitched screams of grief. I couldn't bear it, and so I climbed the stairs. The pictures on the wall told nothing out of the ordinary: your average domestic happily married bliss. But of course, these had all been taken years ago, back before Andrew had to go away. In the later pictures you could already see the dark and troubled expressions clouding his face. And then, after a point, there were no pictures. The most recent photo was dated nearly 3 years ago. Its frame was smashed and judging from the dent in the wall, it looked like somebody had thrown it with tremendous anger. It was the most recent picture of them. The last one taken before Andrew was taken to the hospital. As much as I tried to convince myself that this was just a normal domestic row, I knew in my heart that I... I wouldn't be ready for what lay behind that door. And then I saw him. crouched over her body, blood everywhere. Up his arms. On the bed. Splattered across the wall and flecked across his face. Her limbs jutted out at broken angles, and her face... oh christ, her face. If it hadn't been their house, I wouldn't have known it was her. And there he was, just bawling his eyes out, still clutching the bloodied bronze statue, his face beetroot-red with rage, grief and bloody frenzy. Trying his best to push her mangled face back into some semblance of order, trying to smooth out the creases in her dress with his fumbling fingers.
Jesus christ, Andrew. Two days. That's all you'd been out for. Two fucking days.
>>81632453
>You are burdened with your teams anger and qualms.
>You are the outlet of everyone's rage.
This might be one of the most tragic and compassionate classpects around.
I might be one of the most negative Classpects around.
>>81632507
We learn the terrifying endgame function of heirs. They ascend to Kings, becoming more powerful than lords, and John sucks the air out of every gay's lungs.
>>81632615
No, it's fine to hate something, but the melodrama of deleting a song because it was associated with a flash? That's just over the top stupid.
>>81632623
>Kankri
You tryin' to get my goat?
This is a good exchange
>>81632615
I've got a few laying around.Theres a good chance this anon is dead now. He's been waiting 4 years.
>>81632654
>yfw John "Bury the Fairy" Egbert saves humanity from the Gay Singularity
a triggered Kankri
>>81627895
Mage of Breath
>>81632707
>implying the long wait didn't give him time to reconsider
Hussie saved a LIFE by hiatusing.
>>81632654
John won't murder his friends so casually anon. He's their friendleader and he will lead his friends towards heterosexuality.
With punches.
>>81632643
shamefully late.
>>81632707
I think they meant specifically a screencap of reactions about mituna's reveal.
I KEEP GETTING PAGE OF BREATH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
>literally no mind players in the entire thread
Mind confirmed worst class
>SOLLUX: wh0's talking.
>SOLLUX: can s0me0ne please tell me wh0 is talking.
Sollux's reaction to John punching Vriska made me laugh
>>81632783
haha loser
>>81632783
YOU ARE A PAGE OF BREATH, ACCEPT IT, FAGGOT
>>81632790
What kind of a person do you need to be to get mind?
yeaaah
boyeeeeeee
>>81632790
>confirming mind as worst class
>not implying that the entire thread is full of brainless fucking idiots
Mind + Time tho
>>81632679
Early Terezi conversations were great.
Im reading up through act 6 and jasprosesprite is insufferable
>>81632790
Mind players aren't stupid enough to post is fucking neo-HSG
>>81632604
>Bec Noir will never confront the Beta Kids, donning the remnants of their guardians, who he had murdered, and blood of the two kingdoms still on his sword for an amazing Boss Fight.
>>81632627
heh
>>81632554
Porrin doesn't even have a gimmick, she's just tumblr who isn't as crazy as Kankri
>>81632772
I might have one or two. I'll dig around.
Heres where COCKSUCK THE CLOWN CONFIRMED FOR GAY
>>81630134
>why don't they just fly to the mountain with a giant eye on it?
>>81632850
fucking savage
>>81632854
It gets worse
>>81632764
That'll be Jade silly. Canonically she makes things straight
>>81632554
I thought they were all stupid quite honestly
>>81632870
Porrim is what every feminist wishes to be: attractive, rational, and a lesbian.
>>81632870
Why Kankri was pathetic SJW in one verse but literal Jesus in another?
>>81632427
This, I watched it last night, and I guess it's ok. Seriously though, no dialogue from Condense not to mention her going down from a single sword to the gut when that wasn't even enough to kill Kanaya, and Spades getting killed just seems like a huge waste, especially without him seeing Karkat again.
what's the point of jasprosesprite?
>>81632902
Jade is the forced impregnation girl, not the homo-wrecker
>>81632790
I'm a mind player. But I only check in occasionally and lurk because interacting with any of you is worthless.
>>81632707
Remember when a Vriska meme saved a girl from being raped?
I also can't find that screenshot for some reason. Anyone got it?
>>81632772
I made that picture like 4 years ago and it said "BR34K 3R1 0U7"
Whoever wrote over that got my handwriting eerily accurate
>>81632880
the more things change, the more they stay the same
>>81632935
To make Nepeta live again just so they can try to bone her
which, in all honesty, is pretty fucking stupid
>>81632707
I expect to see a lot of suicides on 4/13 now
>>81632667
I wasn't being melodramatic for the sake of melodrama, though. Has no song in the Homestuck soundtrack (or from anywhere else) made you shiver for real? Do you never listen to a piece of music not just to appreciate the way it's put together, but also to relive what events and feeling you associate with it?
Music can become strongly associated with emotions and memories, anon. It's not too hard to understand that people would throw out a piece of music associated with disappointment and frustration.
>>81632935
To fill up those final sprite slots by showcasing possibly the dumbest thing you could do with sprites.
And to also answer what happens when 2 sprites merge.
>>81632934
Single sword was enough to kill other Thief.
>>81632880
such a good day that was
>>81632476
They were supposed to actually be good friends, so it's a shame we didn't get to see much with them. Man, just something about the troll session would be great honestly.
>>81632935
To make Davepeta
>>81632790
Maybe it's a sign of Mind players that they don't do the "tell us your the classpect" thing to keep the thread relatively neat. That's why I didn't.
>>81632939
>Jade "Breed me or bleed out" Harley
>Jade "Put a baby in me or I put a bullet in you" Harley
>Jade "Babydaddy or Verydeady" Harley
>Jade "Finish inside or your insides are finished" Harley
>Jade "Make me a mother or I make you a corpse" Harley
>Jade "You're either a new dad or you're now dead" Harley
>Jade "Impregnation or evisceration" Harley
>Jade "If the dick goes out so does your lifespan" Harley
>Jade "Creampie or deadguy" Harley
>Jade "It's my womb or a tomb" Harley
>Jade "In nine months you'll be a parent or wormfood" Harley
>Jade "Fill or kill" Harley
>Jade "It's Impregnation or Decapitation" Harley
>jade "soulmate or no mate" harley
>jade "all night is alright" harley
>jade "stay in and you win" harley
>jade "fill me while you drill me" harley
>>81632880
lmao I literally dropped Homestuck for a year because of that update. Re-reading it now, that update seems so fucking tame compared to the bullshit we get later, like it's such a non-issue. God damn.
I miss good conversations that were relatively drama free.
did hussie for get this abomination existed? because i sure did
>>81632960
>Remember when a Vriska meme saved a girl from being raped?
I keep hearing this, what's the story?
>>81632902
Jade is the racist girl.
She sees Condy's body, realizes that trolls will turn black as they get older, and begins implementing segregation and slavery.
>>81632960
this one right? Someone mentioned it earlier but I havent heard of that
>>81632783
I keep getting prince and I don't like those fucking shorts at all.
>>81632860
Well I've been landing either time or mind with every test, you have helped me realize that i am not a mind player
>>81632604
He does look completely different.
>>81632960
Classic
>>81632046
>what people?
ipgd and hussie
ipgd isnt in charge of the story so her doing it wouldnt reflect badly on hussie at all, but he signed that coupon for her. even if it was a joke hes not an idiot, he knows what he did.
>its funny that you think davekat not happening would apparently be wrong in some way
i dont think that. just that lying about it would be.
>>81632053
vriska
them being pale would be an easy way out there, cause thats still romance to trolls
but dave talking about his sexuality still has to be about his sexuality. if hes not interested in dudes (not even karkat necessarily) than those scenes dont even make any sense.
Should I feel bad?
>>81632934
In the end, why was Spades even there, anyway?
Besides being cool as hell and Intermission being one of the better parts of Homestuck.
The way it went, it would be better had he died in Cascade. He really didn't do much afterwards. Cascade at least was a resolution for his arc, and it was an awesome death. Here, I don't even get why he fought the Kids at all. Does he even care about Sburb at this point?
Undertale was good.
>>81633087
doomed session as fuck
>>81633074
Vriska said she didn't know what they were.
What a terrible example.
>>81633026
So... Vampire?
FUCK
>>81633000
But she's an adult highblood troll, they're supposed to be durable as fuck.
>>81632790
>>81627895
Page of Mind reporting in.
My powers include literal autism, inappropriate jokes and liking to feel clever even though I'm not.
>>81633033
Basically there was a meme about people wanting Vriska to jam a glass rod up their dick and then stomp on it.
Some girl was walking home late one night, was accosted by two guys, and blurted out "I WILL JAM A GLASS ROD UP YOUR URETHRA AND STOMP ON IT" and ran away while they hesitated.
>>81632880
Those poor innocent children
>>81633116
WV and Spades only really stayed because fans would demand it, i remember my heart breaking when i saw WV get killed for the first time.
>>81633021
Can't it be more gentle, like Jade convincing Dave that they should have kids in the middle of it
is page the worst
>>81633032
I think GCATavros would like to forget about his own existence too.
>>81632880
I hope HS ends in a gay orgy just to cause a shitstorm like this
>>81627895
I finally upgraded from a mage of doom.
>it's /hst/ is actually /hsg/ episode!
>>81633021
>Jade "Insemination or Castration" Harley
>>81633116
He was supposed to help kill LE, and he was Karkat's old stabbuddy.
>>81633002
I think the big issue wasn't just the lack of interactions, but the nature of the ones we did get, given they were usually negatively skewed. It's one thing the retcon did somewhat right, showing the inhabitants of the meteor actually having fun and interacting positively with each other face to face.
>>81633132
You poor, anon. Don't worry I'm Page of Space and I doomed the session.
>>81633132
>our one mind player happens to be a page
Loving every laugh.
Pour one out for the brain tumor anon who did himself in to avoid going out the hard way.
>>81633228
>rudy
I remember that fucker, good timesFuck Russia
>>81633189
Dave is all about reluctance. He has to be forced into it.
>>81633234
Well, he didn't do the first one in the end (he kinda helped, but he really did as much damage), and he never even met Karkat in either timeline.
>>81633249
at least you have about 30 knights to back you up
what's your favoritememefrom HSG?
>Unironic classpect roleplaying
This really IS /hsg/ isn't it
For fucks sake, where do I go now to have non retarded homestuck discussion
>>81633326
No such thing
>>81633326
something awful
>>81633326
>non retarded homestuck discussion
>>81633326
>not liking classpect bullshit
fag
>>81633317
Roxykitten is the only correct answer
>>81633128
thats why i said pale would work
she did say she knows theyre together, just not what quadrant
>>81633326
> back to mspaforum
>>81633317
eri
>>81633293
And that's why I'm mad, he should've met Karkat in this session. Fuck Hussie.
>>81633326
there is /trash/
>>81633317
eri
>>81633311
He didn't live to be let down, that's good.
>>81633326
with your friends, presumably.
The ones who weren't smart enough to stay away.
>>81633361
>Paying money
>To use a forum
>A forum that hasn't been relevant in ten years
where are you guys getting your classpects? I want to join the autism too!
what would a hst session be like? There's got to be like 200 of us, so a clusterfuck at the least
>>81633273
Remember when Hellstrider made fun of him for wanting to kill himself due to having a brain tumor? Tried to turn it into a whole "I'm just laughing because America's healthcare system is so dumb he's killing himself" HSG taught me that Canadians are cunts.
>>81633311
We carried his memory to the end he couldn't make, and we carried it farther than anyone thought would be necessary.
I want karkat to physically abuse me
>>81633317
The great sandworm
3AM gamzee is a close second.
>>81633445
https://www.andrew.cmu.edu/user/rvalle/hsquiz/hsquiz.html
>>81633452
Most of us would never make it into the Medium, on account of our server players being either retarded or malicious.
>>81633317
>>81633445
up here:
>>81629772
>>81633458
We're passive aggressive cunts, that's why we're so vicious online, because we don't have the balls to say it to people irl.
>>81633452
Some faggot gonna prototype shit and ruin fun for everyone else. Anyway you can't lose with like 200 players.
>>81633452
I'd imagine it'd be mostly drama-free barring a few tripfags, nobody would ever leave their houses, and they'd all be yelling at their server players to build strange and outlandish shit while the server players scream "I CAN'T BECAUSE YOU HAVEN'T GOTTEN ANY GRIST YOU USELESS PIECE OF SHIT."
>>81633472
karkat is for abuse, not abusing you
>>81633311
So long, anon
>>81633311
Please post more /hsg/ caps
>>81633445
https://www.andrew.cmu.edu/user/rvalle/hsquiz/hsquiz.html
>>81632850
john "pop a cap in the handicapped" egbert
>>81633520
>you can't lose with like 200 players
even one person fucking up could lose the game
with 200 people playing you would absolutely lose
>>81633369
Homestuck babies were adorable
>>81633556
We aren't that retarded to fuck up.
reminder John is STRAIGHT
>>81633458
Here, have the screencap of his peak awfulness.
Anyone have the screencap of the time he got banned for called WV the fake mayor of a fake town? I think that was him.
>>81630817
Your best girl is a fish alien with a sword in the ass? Ok then.... kinky
>>81633581
thats almost funny, anon
>>81633581
fellow hope player detected
>>81633564
>>81633582
I mean, I'm fine with him rigorously impregnating femkat
>>81633317
Sandworm
>>81633026
What's the fucking URL for that site? I wanna retry that one.
>>81633564
I need porn, porn of trolls fucking their r63 selves.
>>81633596
> not wanting to fuck sea girl hitler
are you gay?
>>81633615
I ship DaveXJane.
>>81633483
I feel like the whole process of entry could probably be handled by a single player acting as everyone's server player, and just macro-ing the entry process
>drop 3 tools in close proximity
>drag and drop heavy object onto cruxtruder
>deploy punchcard
then for the rest of the session just have a ticker that counts up material requirements in grist to the next house copy-paste.
>>81633458
>>81633595
Reminder to always tell Hellstrider to shut the fuck up instead of actually responding to his posts.
"homestuck general" please leave
>>81633644
literally the second result with HOMESTUCK TEST in google
>>81633520
I'd prototype myself pre entry
>>81633478
>my country is time
yeah, third world shitholes let's go
No /hsg/ cap will ever surpass this one. I'm actually mad that my friend's artwork is going to permanently associated with this embarrassment.
>>81633452
most of us would die before entering the Medium. And the ones who did entering the Medium would either work together or shit on each other.
>>81633698
Every day I thank god he's gone, hopefully dead
>>81633651
I said it's kinky. I didnt say I was against it
>>81633385
rip in kill
I have dumb finished drawn-over reaction images to post but should I wait for the next thread?
>>81633655
Honestly, how many people could enter the medium without external help?
You have to pretty much brute force the first few steps and then you could probably get distracted by the meteors and spend your last moments on the phone to parents.
>all the trolls are bisexual
>but Kanaya is a LESBIAN
>>81628441
I know something is gonna happen to the ring otherwise PM would stay geared up and teleport to the volcano unless being equipped with a bunch of prototyping makes you sorta crazy and barelybin control above base instincts.
>>81633740
The waving Aradia? Because this was all I could ever think of whenever I saw that drawing after the fact.
>JOHN: wait...
>TEREZI: WH4T
>JOHN: ok, there is one last thing i have to do.
>TEREZI: WH4T
>JOHN: it says i have to give you my wallet.
>TEREZI: WH4T??
So what's up with this?
>>81633787
Everyone in comics was able to enter medium... except Sollux who is retard.
>>81628441
>CD stealing the ring
TRUE FINAL BOSS UNLOCKED
>>81633815
this has already been addressed they needed his wallet to captchalogue earth
>>81633740
Can someone explain what happened here?
Last post for best girl
>>81633736
>my country is time
>third world
holy fucking shit.are you another peruvian here?
>>81633790
Kanaya's whole character is being a snowflake.
>>81633740
That's just sad.
>>81633847
name field
living up to his fuckin title
I get time on all quizzes. What does that say about me?
Also what does a mage of time even do.
>>81633847
Look in the name field for every post. When you see it...
fuck
well who wants to post eridan
>>81633847
Look at the names.
>mage of space aka most common classpect ever
>page of breath aka loser
>mage of doom aka uselessI-Its not like I wanted to be special anyway, b-baka... ;_;
>>81633823
roxy was killed pre-entry too, she needed dirk to get her in
so thats 2 out of 20, which means 20 out of 200
youd have 20 players just fucking dead on the ground without getting in
>>81633875
> what does a mage of time even do.
Time... magic?
>>81633875
>>81633884
where do you guys get these neat models with poses and shit?
>>81633467
>>81633476
>>81633632
What's its name again?
>>81633826
>This is the worst HSG I've ever been in
Classic
Thanks, ipgd
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