Batman, we ran a simulation where you rape the Joker. Crime has decreased 90%. Machines don't lie.
>>81567499
Don't they?
pssh joker would realize thats what he wanted all along and will do more crime to get bats attention.
WHY DOESN'T BATMAN JUST BECOME THE JOKER AND OUT JOKE HIM?!
>>81567499
"Mostly, I'm afraid he'd be making squeaky sounds, Commissioner."
And here, Gordon, we have the result of your solution. Happy now?
>>81567499
Jim, this is just cosplay porn. We've been over this.
>>81567499
Well, i will prepare an android to do that job, but jim. I need to check this data.
Batman we deployed CIA agent bill as a decoy, for you to rape the joker, of course.
>>81567821
this
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>>81568728
A FAKE WON'T DO, IT MUST BE YOU.
TRAIN VS TUNNEL
ONIX VS ROGGENROLA
ASSHOLE OF JOKER VS HOT DOG OF BATMAN
>>81569261
Sorry Jim, but i'm both smarter than you and my computer is way better than the piece of shit hardware wayne donated to the police.
>>81569261
I'M GIVING IT ALL I GOT JIM, HIS ASS IS TOO TIGHT!
>>81569449
Sorry Bats, but not this time. It's the old rubber sphincter gag, a classic!
Bwahahahahaa!
What the hell is this thread?
>>81569718
>Bwahahahahaa!
What the Hell. It's Ted Kord!
>>81569718
You saw what I did with the man of steel joker, thats right 1ft of kryptonite
With no lube...
>>81567499
What? You think I haven't tried that already? Joker's been a massive blip on my Bat-Gaydar for years now, Jim. He's always so foppish and sharply dressed and he would always make caddy remarks about my costume. You wanna know why Robin stopped wearing those tights?
Anyway, after a while I figured this was just his elaborate attempt to get me to fuck him. I'd heard about guys like this, they're called meta-chasers. They dress up as villains or henchmen and try to fuck superheroes. Some of them just like to get beat up. Sorry, off-topic.
So one night, after I'd finished beating up some of his mime goons, I grabbed the pale little shit by his collar, threw him up against a wall face first then yanked his pants off, then just as I was undoing my belt, he turns himself around and backs himself into the wall like he's scared, right? And he looks at me and says "B-batman...I don't know what to say, I've...this is all I've ever wanted..."
>>81571415
So I figured FINALLY. Once I get this over with, he'll be out of my life forever.
Now I knew that I couldn't half-ass it. If I really wanted this to work, I was going to have to pork him like he's never been porked before. I won't lie to you, Jim. I've been with other men before.
So I started to make out with him and work my hands up his shirt, undoing the buttons until I got down to his belt buckle. Once I had that undone, I grabbed him by the hip and flipped him over so I had him doggy-style against the wall, and just as I'm about to give him the rimjob of a generation, a little bang flag pops out of his asshole and KO-gasses me.
Now Jim, I'd like you to imagine Robin, finding me, the man who has been his mentor and partner for ALL THESE YEARS, unconcious, pantsless in an abandoned circus warehouse with a bouquet of ACID SPITTING FLOWERS sticking out of my asshole.
for the love of god, someone cap these later
>>81571813
And you know what? Later it occured to me, he could never have anticipated when this was going to occur. Throughout all the years of us battling it out, he must have had that whole acid spitting bang flag contraption stuck right up him. Have you seen the way he moves, Jim? Could you imagine how that must have felt? The brass plated BALLS on this guy.
This is the crazy shit I have to put up with on a daily basis, and yet you can look me square in the face and tell me that these computers don't lie.
Fuck this, I'm moving to Smallville.
>>81572042
...I miss wearing the tights.
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>>81572042
i don't understand this meme but i'm glad it's a thing
oh my god, my sides
>>81569718
Ah! That's what this smoke is!
>>81569323
>YOU CAN'T TRICK ME BATZARRO!
>>81569449
The real Batman has this!
>>81569261
But I'm the real hero. I'm here to stop all the big guys
>>81567866
That's so stupid it just might work.
>>81569901
Ted Kord is the Joker?!
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>>81571913
Saved my friend
>>81567594
>hardcorehenry.jpg
>>81572621
for you of course
>>81569261
You're complicating things Alfred. I myself have lead to the birth of the Joker along with many of my other enemies. If I found a time machine (probably abundent in this universe considering how many near gods exist in this planet alone), travel back in time and tell my parents killer to kill me instead of my parents. Then the Joker is never born and Gotham is a much better place.
>>81574063
it'd be the same or worse just with mob bosses on every street instead of weirdos
>>81571813
>I won't lie to you, Jim. I've been with other men before.
>>81574063
Then you'd just get Batdad dumbass
>>81574063
There is a comic book event called Flashpoint that I think you might need to read
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>>81574255
GTFO Wheeler-Nicholson God worshippers. This isn't the time for you to be babbling about your "we don't actually exist and these mythical writers choose our destiny" bullshit.
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>>81572042
blump
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>>81572042
Really didn't need to know this.
Finally, the connection between GCPD and the Joker...
Or something better?Gordon's personal file...
Oh no, no.... No...
>>81569449
>When you start reading it in Kevin Conroy's voice
Help me I'm dying
>>81572042
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>>81567499
"Okay, but do crime rates get even lower than that if I just kill him? Because I don't think it counts as rape if he likes it. And you know he'd like it."
/co/ I had a dream where we had a weekly BTAS stream just like saturday morning cartoons (does /co/ still do that?) and we all watched a couple of episodes together
Then we could watch STAS
And also Justice League
Also in my dream The Batman, Beware the Batman, Nolan movies, MoS and BvS never happened and DC partnered with Pixar early on to bring the Timm (tm) DCAU to the big screen
>>81569878
The best thing on this board in damn near half a decade.
>>81571813
>the rimjob of a generation
>a little bang flag pops out of his asshole and KO-gasses me.
a bouquet of ACID SPITTING FLOWERS sticking out of my asshole.
Scott Snyder eat your tits off!
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>>81582799
I remember /co/ having a couple streams back when Korra and Green Lantern were putting out new episodes. Do they still exist?
>>81582799
Too bad posting links to streams gets you banned
>>81567866
I think he did it in one of "The Batman" episode.
