Anyone up for a storytime?
>>81525604
If anyone's here feel free to post so I know anyone's reading.
>>81525250
FUCK YEAH! Thanks OP!
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>>81525673
No problem, always loved this series.
>>81526141
Coming up on the end of issue 1 here, let me know if you want me to keep going.I'm going to either way though...
>>81526372
And that's it for issue 1
Starting issue 2 here in a minute.
>>81526408
Alright here we go.
>>81525624
I am. Always choke up at this page.
>>81526708
Best Batman incoming.
bumpity bump
>>81526760
It's the hat, it's always been the hat.
Awww shit, red son nigga
>>81526951
For the record, Red Son has objectively everyone's best costumes.
>>81525547
Superman is still Superman.
>>81525624
Here, thanks bro
Thanks OP
>>81527357
Not gonna lie, I'm sad we're unlikely to ever see this kind of Superman/Batman fight in live action instead of just the DKR robosuit deal.
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>>81526951
I like how the Diana of this world is craving so much for the red stiff
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>>81527408
It's a well-documented scientific fact that in all alternate earths Diana has a bad case of Kryptonian fever.
>>81527516
This first panel is probably one of my all time favorites.
>>81527553
Good night sweet prince.
Also shut up Diana, nobody is listening.
>>81527178
I like how Russian Batman is actually smug and daredevil (don't). Plus, those pupils, man.
>>81527671
Well it just wouldn't be a storytime without reCAPTCHA fucking up. Hope this works.
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>>81527824
Ah, there we go. Sort of. Moving on.
>>81527824
God the super man brain control stuff just creeps me out. Keep the fun coming OP, always love to read this comic
>>81527922
And that's it for issue 2. Starting issue 3 in a minute.
What's your favorite issue /co/mrades?
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>>81528057
Let's try that again.
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>>81528106
You're doing God's work, comrade OP.
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>>81528142
cпacибo OП!
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>>81528093
>giant key to open the fortress
>brain controls
>Fucking Braniac has a brain control
>all this weird stuff
truly this is Russian Superman
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>>81528174
I appreciate the enthusiasm son, but I don't speak potato. Can you say it again in freedom?
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>>81525736
So was Stalin like a Zeus of dictators or something?
>>81528093
>Fluoxetine in the water supply
Birth rates plummet as the sex drive of the population decreases to record lows.
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>>81528433
>You took away what made them human
Only re-reading this do I really get the weight of the little slip of paper at the end
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>>81528546
Yeah it's always great to go back an re-read things you haven't in a while. You never know what you might've missed.
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>>81528636
>Guy Gardner is the red son fuckup lantern
Poor Guy can't catch a break.
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>>81528773
Courtesy spoiler for anyone who's reading for the first time and might've just wandered in. Make sure you start from the beginning!
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>>81528799
Holy fucking shit anon, I love you
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>>81528799
OP where's the original?
>>81525250
I've already read that, but will read it in the morning. Thanks for storytiming OP. You a good fella
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>>81528799
You did this entire story time for that one image, didn't you?
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>>81528848
I don't get what you mean? I just downloaded this today is something wrong?
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>>81528799
OP FOR FUCK'S SAKE I NEED TO KNOW
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>>81529109
Aaannnnndddd, that's it folks! Hope you enjoyed the ride, I know I did.
I don't know how to feel right now.
>>81529130
Very much so you little shit. Had a good chuckle and enjoyed the read
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>>81529130
HOLY SHIT THEY WENT THERE! THE FUCKING MADMEN! WE'VE COME FULL CYCLE!Wait, doesn't that create a time paradox?
>>81529220Don't think about it
>>81529220Stable time loop...probably
>>81526988
Agreed!
>>81529256Hey Op, should I post the spoiler pic with what Lex really wrote on that letter? This was my first time reading Red Son and I didn't know it
>>81529434
I suppose I've had my fun...
>>81528106
I didn't even recognize that image of the rioters in the first panel as a reference to Action Comics #1 until just now. Huh.
>>81529639
Yeah, I always love seeing them slip stuff like that in.
>>81528799
God I fucking lost it
You owe me new sides sir
>>81529550
Thanks OP.Did you really make this storytime just to post that edit?
>>81529816MaybeBut I also really like Red Son
>>81529901It was a good ride. Thanks again
>>81528361
Stalin was a sexy, sexy man. He was also fucking evil, but still sexy.
>>81528737
I wonder how effective Doomsday actually was in this universe.
>>81528379
Counteracting overpopulation.
>>81527583
I always wondered. Did she lose her powers because of this? Or did it just age her significantly
>>81530078
Can't have been very, since he had backup and Superman took them all down by himself.
>>81530186
She's shown later flying and attacking during the final confrontation. I'm sure she's not as powerful though.
>>81529130
I've heard people say that Grant Morrison ghost-wrote the ending for this book. Considering this was before the Millar/Morrison fallout, I'm inclined to believe it.
>>81528799
all for this?
why?
>>81530569
Hey friend, it's about the journey.
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>>81528969
It's hard to tell exactly what the pieces are, but wouldn't that put him in stalemate?
I see a white king (obviously, the last piece) a black king, a black bishop and a knight.
Stalemate.
>>81528509
>Guy Gardner
>Alan Scott
>Kyle Rayner
>Jon Stewart
Neat, never caught the nametags on my first read through.
>>81527463
>that superman wacky running pose
>>81528799
Holy shit you actually storytimed this whole thing just for this punchline. You're an absolute madman.
>>81528799
Holy shit, an entire story time all leading up to this!
>>81528799
You magnificent bastard.
>>81529220
This was actually supermans original origin
>>81528799
Joe or Anthony?
>>81526257
Oh Lex, you so crazy.
>>81528799
>all this for a joke
>even got dubs
OP YOU STRANGE MAGIC MAN
>>81533451
Who?
>>81533761
Hadn't even noticed that until now.
>>81529220
How? It's looping around, but nothing changes. It's deterministic.
>>81533941Which of the Russos are you?
Red Son
Red Son over Paradise.
>>81534102
Dohoho. You flatter me sir.
>>81534210
Seriously great thread. Someone should archive this, although I don't suppose many people would want to read this.
Definitely keep that altered page to sneakily post whenever you catch someone Story Timing this again.
>>81528509
>not 1 lantern, but 728 lanterns
>>81528799
This has to have been done by either a Kiwi or an Aussie.
>>81535562
Burger here, sorry.
>>81528799
Damn you Freezie-pop.
![[MUDA Intenesifies].gif](https://i.imgur.com/OI57OMn.gif "[MUDA Intenesifies].gif")
>>81528799
you got me.
>>81528242
He said thanks, OP
"Spasibo, OP"
>>81528799
OP you fucking master ruseman you
>>81528799
OP i have no words for this, well played.
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>>81528928
Here anon.
>>81528582
>Lex Luthor is able to convince God to commit suicide in less than a quarter of an hour
Out of everything Lex has done in this story, this by far might be the most impressive.
>>81540186
Red son Lex is the absolute best Lex, even during convergence he was amazing
>>81540186
He also managed to not get divorced.
>>81540186
That could have just been Brainiac manipulation.
Then again, >>81539403
>>81540303
Brainiac just showed up, like he usually does. It's never implied that Luthor created him by accident, or anything, right? I'm just tired, yeah?
>>81528799
Fucking hell.
>>81528799
Exquisite.
>>81528799
Ahahahahahaha
That had to be one of the most devilish things an OP had done.
Congratulations!
>>81528799
fukin amazing
>>81528799
YOU
ABSOLUTE
M A D M A N
>>81527847
>perprogrammed
>>81528799
Holy shit
>>81528799
you god damned fucking genius
So did Hal take revenge on his captors or not?
>>81528799
You cheeky cunt
I have this on my shelf but I'm reading it here anyway, thanks op
Gonna bump
This to help people read such wonderful comic
>>81527553
I loved the hell out of this page. Smug Batman is the best.
>>81528799
oh op you craycray
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>>81529550
Your edit was better desu op
Bump I love this comic
>>81528799
I love you.
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>>81528799
talk about the long fucking con
i wish a animated movie from this.
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>>81528799
More like Red Burn
>>81528799
Fucking based OP
>>81528799
>mfw
Loved this whole story though, first time reading it.
>>81540186
Lex is so fucking broken in this story and it's a big part of why I love it so much.
Supes is really OP in this story, right?
Like in an average DC comicbook he can't just read a book medicine and become a doctor and defeat Green Lantern in a second, right?
