For all you SU fans suffering from hiatus blues out there, the new 159 page graphic novel is available now on Comixology. Steven visits a school for the first time in his life!
>>81511609
Who wrote it?
>>81512015
Ian Jones Quartey and Jeremy Sorese. It takes place some time after Jailbreak
>>81511609
This school is apparently half a mile out at sea.
>>81511609
Source?
>>81512084
>Ian Jones Quartery
And into the trash it goes.
>>81511609
Are all the comics canon or just this one?
>>81514384
It's not canon. Look at that globe.
>>81513909
Gazing out the window at something that isn't there is a common cliche.
>>81511609
>159 pages
Jesus Christ. I know that's standard to what they label as graphic novels, but I didn't realize this was going to be one of them.
>>81511609
OP, I appreciate it, but you sound a little shilly.
>>81511609
>$15
Ehh, if I had money maybe.
Cool cool.
Let me know when it gets ripped.
>>81515061
technically I never said it was good
i never really make threads, don't know how to announce a thing other than sort of copying how promoters do it
pearl summons a new type of weapon though, so that's kinda neat
>>81511609
>Dat globe
dropped
>>81511609
>SU
It's going to be shit isn't it.
>>81511609
Just replace Steven and Connie with Dipper and Mabel and it will sell millions.
>>81511609
>posting SU outside of /trash/.
MODS!
>>81511609
I didn't think it was possible, Steven looks even shittier. Same with Connie.
>>81511609
In the follow up issue, Steven is taken by social services and Greg is arrested for child negligence
>>81511609
So does Steven get his shit kicked in by bullies or what?
>>81519109
I really hope this happens. I fucking hate Greg.
>>81511609
Steven has never been in school before, by all rights shouldn't he be in kindergarten?
>>81519196
he should be in special ed tbqh.
>>81511609
Is this where the football team gangbangs Connie while Steven watches?
>>81519266
Fuck off Misha
>>81519817
Seriously just imagine;
>Connie in a cheerleader uniform
>Getting pleasured by all the mandingoes on the football team
>Being pleasured beyond all belief
>All the while Steven looks on trapped inside a locker
>>81519121
The kid has super human strength, an unbreakable shield, and is hardy as fuck.
He's basically a fat little Captain America.
Kids his own age could never defeat him.physically at least
>>81519993
What if they bullied him psychologically?
>>81519266
Other way around.
>>81520065
>Steven getting gangbanged while in drag
Why has no one funded this?
>>81514170
What?
Ian Jones is awesome. He is the main man of sugar and made that RPG world webcomic.
>>81520059
Could work.
Steven has been through some shit though.
The bullies would have to have some damn good mindgames.
>>81519993
>The kid has super human strength, an unbreakable shield, and is hardy as fuck.
I'd like to see this go against a swirly and a wedgie.
For a quick summary:
>Connie brings Steven for show and tell
>explains the whole Crystal Gem thing including the fact that they come from space
>nobody believes her
>Steven's ignorance of how school works gets them in trouble
>later, monster attacks
>Steven, Connie, the students, and eventually the CGs all team up to fight monster
>Principal wants to expel Connie, CGs convince her not to
>Ends with a bonus comic about the CGs shopping at Vidalia's garage sale
One thing I noticed was there was a lot more dialogue between Gems and townspeople than in a typical SU episode, but I guess comics allow for more dialogue in general
>>81514170
>hating ian
Hello /pol/
>>81514726
Artists sure were lazy on that one.
>>81520110
>He is the main man of sugar and made that RPG world webcomic.
That's why he sucks. Thank god he left.
>>81520128
That sounds like absolute shit. Literally fanfic tier.
>>81520128
Please let this be fake. This is not what SU is about.
>>81520128
>>nobody believes her
Do they not believe Crystal gem exist, or do they think Connie just brought a random hobbo kid she dress up for S&T and can't believe she has any tie with the famous Crystal Gem.
Sriously, though, my suspension of disbelief still has difficulty to accept that Beach City isn't the World's biggest tourist attraction and that people do not go on pelerinage there regularly to have a chance to glimpse a the god-like being who shaped the whole of earth civilisation...
>>81520128
Filler. Not even worth my time.
>>81520158
>That's why he sucks. Thank god he left.
The guy is great.
>>81520243
He's obviously lying anon.
>>81520287
>>81520128
Looks like it's real.
>>81520274
>Flips off everyone who wanted a proper ending to RPG World.
>Attacks an innocent on tumblr.
>Tricked his fans into thinking he's actually doing something with Lakewood Plaza Turbo.
He's a shit.
>>81520059
Lars haven't succeeded yet.
>>81520384
Nice fanart. You fucked up with Connie and Steven though.
>>81520396
Lars isn't doing it right.
I'd like to see a bully really fuck him up mentally.
>>81520386
>>Flips off everyone who wanted a proper ending to RPG World.
Never flipped everyone about it.
>>Attacks an innocent on tumblr.
What? quite on the contrary, he defended and sided with this girl against the aggressive SU fanbase.
>>Tricked his fans into thinking he's actually doing something with Lakewood Plaza Turbo.
That thing is not up to him but to the CN executive.
You are full of shit.
>>81520396
Lars couldn't bully his way out of a room of insecure suicidal homosexuals.
>>81520419
He's real committed to fooling you anon http://www.comicosity.com/preview-steven-universe-too-cool-for-school-ogn/
>>81520128
>Ends with a bonus comic about the CGs shopping at Vidalia's garage sale
Do you think Vidalia is selling off her old used marital aids?
>>81520476
>Never flipped everyone about it.
He literally made a comic of him flipping off his fans.
>What? quite on the contrary, he defended and sided with this girl against the aggressive SU fanbase.
And then he attacked the guy who runs didyouknowstevenuniverse? What a hypocrite.
>That thing is not up to him but to the CN executive.
He doesn't have to string people along though. If you're not making a show, don't act like it's going to happen.
>>81514726
>>81520148
This cover was released many months ahead of It Could Have Been Great. And I don't think the geography of Earth will be a major plot point such that Sugar had a drawn out map of the Earth in her desk from day one.
>>81514170
for someone so new and young ian has done some good shit
why the hate?
>>81520243
I started to rage at the comic doing some of the same boring fantasy meets reality tropes the show wisely sidesteps, butSteven demonstrates some of his powers in front of the kids right after they call him out, so it doesn't go too far down that road
>>81520589
She's probably selling her aborted fetuses from her younger days.
>>81520610
Nice imagination you have there kiddo.
>>81520544
Literally fanart.
>>81520594
>He literally made a comic of him flipping off his fans.
Holly shit really, that's awesome. I gotta see this.
>And then he attacked the guy who runs didyouknowstevenuniverse? What a hypocrite.
How so?
>He doesn't have to string people along though. If you're not making a show, don't act like it's going to happen.
He has the right to talk about his project. It got a pilot after all. Never has he said it was a guarantee to happens. this is something that is literally out of his control. Nothing can be blamed on him for that
>>81520664
okay okay, consider me baited
can't disagree with the fanart comments though, a lot of the art was...not impressive
>>81520731
I don't see anything really wrong with any of that.
>>81520861
some QUALITY stuff there but that teacher's lookin pretty fine
>>81520861
>Trying to pass this off as the official comic.
I've seen tumblr art better than this.
For shame anon.
>>81520861
>Connie literally going "this is your reward for your lack of faith"
There might be some hope.
>>81520928
why would you assume the art would be good just because its "official"
still looks better than some of the character models in the first few episodes of the show
>>81520842
>Holly shit really, that's awesome. I gotta see this.
It's disrespectful to his fanbase.
>How so?
He made the guy shut down his gag blog because it was harmful to kids. Kid you not.
>He has the right to talk about his project. It got a pilot after all. Never has he said it was a guarantee to happens. this is something that is literally out of his control. Nothing can be blamed on him for that
He blatantly lied to everyone and implied it was going to be a show. All to promote a shitty app.
>>81520991
Official artwork should look good for anything. Or are you one of those modern animation defenders?
And those early episode models are better than anything in this shit comic or the show.
>>81520928
It's on par with the art of the show.
>>81520918
She's literally the only SU character to look fine. Everyone else suffers from QUALITY.
>>81520995
>It's disrespectful to his fanbase.
IT's the kind of nagging that actually make me enjoy someone.
>He made the guy shut down his gag blog because it was harmful to kids. Kid you not.
You'll have to provide more info there.
>He blatantly lied to everyone and implied it was going to be a show. All to promote a shitty app.
He didn't. Never said it had ever been greenlighted, all he ever did was reporting on the progress of the thing.
>>81521059
Look, I get that art of the show is dogshit because modern animation is ironic and shit.
But this is just abysmal.
>>81521112
Why the fuck are you replying? Hes baiting you.
>>81521047
The people on tumblr doing art are the same people getting paid to do comics. It's not a valid complaint.
>>81521047
>>81521090
It's basically on model with the show. i am not a professional, but it look good.
>>81521138
I want him to show the Ian Jones Art flipping the bird, that alone is worth the bothering.
>>81520861
I love Connie's face.
>>81521047
>implying "should" has any bearing on reality, ever
>>81521112
>IT's the kind of nagging that actually make me enjoy someone.
Why? Without his fanbase, Ian wouldn't be anywhere.
>You'll have to provide more info there.
Ian rampaged against a guy for running a joke blog, saying it was harmful to both the show and the young viewers. The blog runner apologized but Ian still made him shut it down.
>He didn't. Never said it had ever been greenlighted, all he ever did was reporting on the progress of the thing.
He should have been honest from the getgo.
>>81521232
I hate. It looks like a racist caricature.
>>81521146
Well that settles it; people on tumblr should not be hired to do official works. EVER.
>>81520861
Shouldn't Steven be pink tinted from the bubble?
>>81521148
As someone working to be a professional, it looks like shit. Like PPG tier.
>>81521254
Nope the blog is still up. Ian and the guy went out for coffee and made up, ian apologized for spazzing out. No I know you're going to reply saying im lying cause you're an autstic shitposter but thats the truth.
>>81521363
Shouldn't Connie be drawn like she doesn't have Down syndrome?
>>81520599
Ian isn't a bad artist but he has shown to be a hotheaded asshole a few lots of times and then regretting it. He might need some anger management sesions.
>>81521254
>Why? Without his fanbase, Ian wouldn't be anywhere.
It's just too funny.
>Ian rampaged against a guy for running a joke blog, saying it was harmful to both the show and the young viewers. The blog runner apologized but Ian still made him shut it down.
Still have no idea what the feud was about.
>He should have been honest from the getgo.
He has always been honest. He has always mad clear Lakewood Plaza Turbo was a project that still hadn't confirmed. I don't know how you get the idea it was a coming cartoon instead of something he was trying to put up, but the fault is on you, there.
>>81521363
probably!
in this scene, Stevengets tired of the other kids' shit and decides to murder them all
>>81521389
Post a source or gtfo.
>>81521389
I still don't know what this all was about.
someone dumb/post/link/torrent it
I wanna read it
>>81514778
Is that right...
>>81520861
"Im getting so tired of your bullshit steven"
>>81521363
There's no consistency in the show; why should there be in the show?
>>81521412
He needs to break up with Sugar.
>>81521478
>tfw you fucked up
>tfw waiting 60 seconds]
>tfw stress
>>81521433
goddamn how did he even do that? Is Steven's super strength confirmed?
>>81521532
Toon physics. Steven's no stronger than a newborn baby.
>>81520059
So the mean girl squad then?
>>81521433
Attaboy Steven
>>81519988
If you swap Steven for Ruby, Connie for Sapphire, and the football team for Jasper, then that artwork does exist.
>>81521623
Horribly, I know exactly what you're talking about
>>81511609
No loss edit on Steven's paper yet? You're slipping /co/
>>81521608
Hopefully yes.
>>81521433
>That action
This is an insult to comics and cartoons. No wonder you all love the PPG reboot.
>>81521532
I guess the shield ricochets things back with much greater force than it's hit with?
>>81521433
>mighty pineapples
Ooh how quirky
>>81521436
Not that guy but...
http://didyouknowstevenuniverse.tumblr.com/post/124010826875/given-that-the-third-stevenbomb-begins-airing
http://ianjq.tumblr.com/post/123942383914/re-dyksu
There's more on Ian's twitter, back in July of last year if you feel like sifting through it.
>Came here expecting an SU comic to tide me over.
>Got shitposting instead.
>>81521778
It's a tumblr comic based on a tumblr cartoon. Did you expect anything less?
>>81521468
now we need a pic of some chick flashing her boobs at the window
>>81521821
Mighty is a problematic word which denotes hegemonic masculine ideals
Boycott this comic, its anti-feminist!
>>81521779
Well, look more like misunderstanding than actual dickery. It all got settle in the end and mistakes were recognised.
Not really necessary to get angry about it.
I liked this bit because it helps dispel the "every gem is born with one summonable weapon that's uniquely theirs" meme that people won't give up on
>>81521881
Yeah, that's my sense of it all too. Wish I could find a quick source about Ian taking the guy out for coffee. I remember it happened, but can't find a post about it.
>>81521924
Oh dear.
>>81521468
I tried a thing
>>81521924
I'll take this as a confirmation that the crew doesn't actually have really specified rules about this kind of shit and they just make up new stuff like this with time
>>81521924
Is she generating it or just pulling it out of her carry space?
We've seen Pearl store alot of stuff in her head.
>>81522026
Sloppy storytelling.
>>81521433
>it's another Steven goes postal episode
>>81521924
All it does is confirm that this comic is garbage
>>81521778
Better than wildcats being used for the infinite time.
>>81520861
When did Chloe from We Bear Bears grow up and when did mayor Dewey become a kid again?
>>81521569
>>81521532
Remember when Steven cracked his dad's dashboard when he was upset?
>>81522058
This.
Can the anon who seems to have access please rip it or storytime it here?
>>81522058
It's the same color as her spear, so I'm leaning towards her forming it rather than storing it.
>>81521468
>>81522058
eh, the other weapons she collects don't have her color scheme or the star insignia, plus she didn't do the weird tai-chi pose she usually does when she pulls physical objects out of her pocket dimension
>>81521924
Wait, how canon is this comic?
>>81522194
Why is he staring at that guy's groin?
>>81522105
I've been saying that since the begining.
>>81522233
thingken of big
>>81511609
>Okay, children. Open your history books. Today we learn about the Gem Invasion.
>>81522233
Steven's a cock thirsty fuckboy.
>>81522266
>if I take that on, will I die?
>it would be extremely painful for you
>>81522126
All modern animation looks the same.
>>81522207
Probably slightly more reliable with a major show writer working on it directly than the floppies that get submitted for approval when they're mostly finished (resulting in blatantly wrong things like the gems celebrating Halloween with Steven)
>>81522305
I was REALLY hoping for some alt-earth history to be revealed, but of course it didn't happen
>>81522384
So unless Pearl summons other weapons in the show, the comic isn't canon.
>>81522436
Yup. SU: where interesting shit gets sidelined for filler and stupid pointless shit.
>>81521468
>>81522515
ayyyy
>>81522436
When does anything interesting happen on SU?
Can someone shop in an angry Peridot peeping through the window of >>81511609
>>81522577
The Lion episodes are usually pretty interesting
Lion solo comic when?
>>81522640
>The Lion episodes are usually pretty interesting
When?
>>81522665
Oh hi shitposter-kun
>>81522130
He also tore an arcade machine apart, lifted a teenager without any effort and pushed a giant monster made of pancakes into a lava pit
>>81522130
It was a cheap as fuck dashboard.
>>81522804
A drunk grandma could do all that.
>>81522873
Maybe if her name was Nanefua
>>81522909
Is there any porn of Nanefua?
>>81522939
There's some bikini pics
>>81522976
Any nudity?
>>81521468
Feel free to improve.
So which one of you fags are going tostorytime it?
>>81520918
she looks like Mary-sensei
>>81522130
Remember when Steven just hauled a Freezer everywhere, for a whole episode?
>>81522804
>lifted a teenager without any effort
Reminder that that teenage girl must have weighted 45 Kg. It's not that heavy.
>>81523331
No one, it's garbage.
>>81523343
A mini-freezer.
this principal is pretty dedicated
>its an "adult authority figure drives the conflict by mindlessly doling out punishment and refusing to actually pay attention to anything that's happening" episode
>>81522613
I tried
>>81523346
>Steven can lift you max bench press like if it's nothing
O-ok, I'm gonna make it r-right?
>>81522838
>s-steven doesn't have super strength you guys. he can't ;_; it's all just a fluke
Fuck off.
>>81523355
It seems better than some of the shittier stories in the other official comics.
>>81523466
But it is just a fluke.
>>81523498
>This turd is much better than diarrhea we've had before
>>81523424
>max bench press like if it's nothing
45 kg is far below max bench press.
"How can I indoctrinate this child into my Rose Cult if you're keeping her in summer school! Unacceptable!"
>>81523393
Why doesn't she just smack them on the ass?
>>81523501
he also tore apart an arcade machine barehanded.
>>81523572
Pearl is such a bitch.
>>81523610
Cheap arcade plastic
>>81523572
>no backgrounds
>no shading/ any lighting to speak of
>the principal doesn't even look like an SU character
jesus who made this
>>81523649
>he also lifted jenny with hardly any effort
>cheap plastic jenny
Fuck off
>>81523670
>the principal doesn't even look like an SU character
If anything, it's Pearl that looks like she should be in an Archie comic.
funny that the teacher's glasses make her star-eyes look like Star Trek symbols
>>81523670
>>81523725
Ironically, it's better than SU's Art.
presented without comment
>>81523860
pls
>>81523917
Literally shit tier. That's not even baby's first anime tier.
>>81523907
Yeah, this seems poorly done.
>>81511609
and once you're done kill yourselves for liking such a shitty show.
>>81523978
You mean the art or the mothership joke? Either way, it's all we have.
>>81523907
Heh, better than the rest of what's been posted
Now give us the rest you hoardy bitch
>>81523907
It's funny, but as a frenshspeaker, it's actually weird to rread ship having female pronoun in the english literature.
But mostly because French assign gender to every objects and ship ("le vaisseau") is male in french.
Even "Le vaisseau mère" got a male pronoun.
>>81523993
This. Not since Paddy the Pelican has there been a bigger affront to animation.
>>81523413
Kek
>>81523978
Says the man posting Star Vs.
>>81524029
Remember I had an interesting chat with a guy on /int/ about the advantages and disadvantages of gendered words.
but in English it's purely stylistic, part of the massive francoboner we have over here
>>81524035
SU is a great show.
(but this comic should be marked as apocryphal).
>>81523907
And dropped. SU finally crossed the SJW barrier.
>>81524009
Art. I sort of expected more. But now that you mention it, yeah, the joke is dry, too.
>>81524081
It's officially marked tier 2 canon meaning it's in a limbo type canon unless the show states otherwise.
>>81524021
i'm posting the most interesting parts, trust me
obligatory anime reference
>>81524103
It crossed that line a long, long time ago friend.
In all seriousness me showing my GF the SJW themes of SU, combined with how much I like it, gets me a love of smoochs before we go to bed 8-^)
>>81524029
>riding a man
Sounds French alright.
>>81524153
>anime
That's a vidya reference. Get it straight.
>>81523369
Have you ever lifted a minifreezer? They aren't light.
>>81524186
fucking gay ass wapanese vidyeu gameu
>>81524159
Did your girlfriend praise the show after Sadie's Song.
>>81524208
>minifridge
>not light
You've clearly never owned one, I carted that motherfucker around the house. Or put it in the dumb-waiter
>>81524081
>SU is a great show
Said no one ever.
>>81524218
Actually, and she's a pretty big tumblr fan, I think what she liked most the the Ruby/Saphire relationship. She thought it was funky how they got a lesbian relationship into a show without ham-fisting it, like it kept with the lore, etc.
She's not actually seen Sadies song though
>>81524159
I don't understand why SU is considered SJW friendly. Rose sacrificed herself to give her man a son. The CGs rebel against an empire where only same-type gems can fuse, and heterofusion is punishable by death. Is it because fat and ugly humans have relationships in the show?
Season 1 style Garnet moment
>>81524258
>meaning it's in
Say a lot of people.
>>81523572
>a powerful and authoritative position is held by a woman
That's the SU I know and love. Can't have men telling women what to do.
>>81524326
is there a full shot of Garnet in that jacket? I love gems in normal clothes
>>81524319
>same-type gems can fuse, and heterofusion is punishable by death
yeah, but they're all girls + rose is pretty fat + cutey art/characters/music which girls like + ethnically mixed cast (kinda, gems are gems)
>>81524326
Rad
>>81524371
eh, leave more room for women to screw up.
>>81524326
That's fairly funny.
>>81524371
the fucking Mayor is a man, shitposter-kun
>>81524326
Honestly the bonus comic felt more in the tone of the show than the main story, and it's kinda cool to see the other Gems hanging out with Vidalia
>>81521796
I feel you, /co/mpanion.
>>81523907
so we gonna get porn of the principal or what
im feelin foot fetish with this one but what do you guys think?
>>81523754
Fitting. She's most definitely a trekker.
>>81524371
What did you expect? Sugar is an SJW.
>>81524374
this is as good as it gets
>>81524446
Shotacon
>>81524425
The mayor is a dweeb and incompetent. The principle projects power and authority. Know the difference.
>>81524483
you're mistaken anon, Sugar hates SJWs and has no time for their nonsense
she just knows what those stupid goys want
>>81521924
>>81522207
They stated from the first comics that SU comics are Tier 2 canon: that things can happen in it and can be assumed canon until disproven by the show or the crew.
>The gem sloop got broke in a comic, hasn't appeared in the show since, it's assumed it's really broke
But for this? I don't know. It's still kinda ambiguous as to whether that's a formed weapon or something she had stored as I don't know if it ever shows it despawn like we've seen with her spears.
Storytime of this comic when?
>>81522195
she actually doesn't do the stupid pose when she pulls stuff out anymore. In Sworn to the Sword she just pulled the bandages for Connie's hand right out.
>>81524379
>but they're all girls
Doesn`t that diminish it? Gems have only one gender.
>cutey art/characters/music
Does that count as SJW?
>ethnically mixed cast
Is there a show without an ethnically mixed cast?
>>81523754
The fact she mentions Star Trek the other time could make this a funny joke
>>81524446
Loli? Of course?
>>81524483
Aren't we all SJW, in our own ways?
>>81524504
Steven is a darling.
>>81524483
>>>/pol
>>81524504
awesome, thank you anon
>Mom squad
Further proof that Garnet is best mom
>>81524528
Oh she's not an SJW?
>>81524519
>>81520386
>Attacks an innocent on tumblr.
Wooow, truly worse than Hitler. Grow a fucking thicker skin you babby.
>>81524550
>Aren't we all SJW, in our own ways?
In that SJW is just a derogatory term for a progressive and that most people are at least somewhat progressive, yeah sure.
>>81524258
Then why are you in this thread?
>>81524379
>rose is pretty fat
No she is not, she is a tower of muscle.
Even Steven has muscle fat, Amethyst is the only fat quartz
>>81524560
Steven's an emasculated faggot.
>>81524609
Nope. Sugar confirmed she's fat.
>>81524519
If only we had strong and competent males in SU. Instead, we get this.
If any drawfags happen to be passing a drawing of the crystal gems all wearing these jackets would be amazing
>>81524653
Not whith those hips
>>81524532
I'm kind of torn on storytiming it because it just came out, and it'd be cool if people supported the show, but at the same time I hear BOOM studios are kind of assholes with how they treat their artists
>>81524430
We need more episodes of the Gems dealing with humans directly.C'mon Greg the Babysitter. Be a flashback of the gems taking care of tiny Sour Cream
>>81524504
>>81524609
I think she's fat in that she's like a Dwarf from LOTR, except really big. Same physique though.
>>81524537
First I think people just the SJW themes at face value, like them all being girls SEEMS to further female empowerment, etc. And second the cutey shit basically just attracts a more female audience, and girls are more SJW than most boys.
Ethnically mixed, eh. You're right, shows have been getting better at that recently.
>>81524615
>Steven is bad because he doesn't want to kill everything
Fuck off.
>>81524752
>You're right, shows have been getting better at that recently
Getting worse you mean.
>>81524716
if it helps I'm not going to buy it either way, but if you storytime it I will buy a funko figurine or something
>>81524730
I agree, I just didn't like how in the main comic, the Gems were (indirectly) at the mercy of the principal's whims. Garnet is not supposed to ever be pleading with anyone for anything
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That was cringey.
