First Barry in this thread starts the Hypercrisis
>>81346658
Run, Barry, run.
That sounds either Barry good or Barry bad.
>>81346658
It started in 1952
>>81346658
HYPERCRISIS IS TOO SOON?
IS TOO SOON
>>81346743
>Hardy
are you a big guy by any chance?
>>81346658
Can Barry be the last name?
>>81346768
For you
it was me
I BOUGHT A FISH EYES LENS
I`LL MAKE A RAP VIDEO WITH A COUPLE OF FRIENDS
IT GOES WOMP WOMP
ALL THE LADIES AND MENS
THEY KNOWS EVERYTHING IS BETTER WITH A FISH EYE LENS
>>81346658
I'm Barry
>>81346791
>Blake
Do you have a brother named John?
>>81346658
Silly OP, you can't start the hyper crisis, its already started!
>>81346768
>Kent
>>81346743
B I G
I G U
G U Y
[deadliest man alive intensifies]
wat
What'd I do
ME
>>81346835
Only named Robin
>>81346895
Larry the Cable Guy wtf
I'm the gayest man alive
Im gonna shatter the multiverse
can i fuck up the time line?
Previously on The Stache
NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
It's Lois!
Clark here
Haha comics are for nerds
What does having a Grant do?
IT WAAAAAAAASSSS MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>81347046
Nope
Real Clark here
>>81347046
You're not Clark Kent Melody, quit fucking lying.
>>81347130
>tfw iktf
>>81346895
Where were you in the Dirty Dan thread?
It was me?
>>81347216
My real name is
>>81346658
it's time
>>81347282
No, it was me.
I see yu
i want to be the fastest man alive
>>81347330
do you go by barry?
>>81347330
Are you a FtM?
Is Barry your male name?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hb3TjgkM2KA
Shit...Barry!
>>81347358
As if
IT WAS ME. BARRY.
>>81347426
>Wanda
didn't see that coming
>>81347414
So close to Speedy Gonzalez.
Is my name even tangentially related to DC, Marvel or the Hypercrisis as a whole?
>>81347474
>Saunders
yeah, Hawkgirl
Fuck this
IT'S ME BARRY
>>81347474
>Saunders
WHAT THE FUCK
>>81347465
Why so many Leonards?
excelsior
>>81346658
Kane?
>>81347502
>Grant
possibly a Barry
>>81347506
Mad Hatti?
>>81347538
He could also be a Morrison
i have been on /co/ and other boards all day and my name hasnt even come close, much less any of the name gets
i feel like this place hates me
I hate you all
>>81347354
>Kirby
>>81347560
Have some hope, Hope.
>>81347560
It does
>>81347595
M A R T H A
A
R
T
H
A
>>81346658
You were always right about him Bruce! Everything!
>>81347575
>Harvey
DON'T DO THIS, HARVEY
>>81347595
WHY DO YOU KEEP SAYING THAT NAME
Zoom zoom zoom
Why didnt they use /co/ names?
>>81347652
Elmer is a pretty /co/ name.
>>81347652
Well we had one lucky winner
>>81347595
this reminds me
how did lois knew that bruce was asking about martha?
she was outside during that part and only got there at the end
Meh
>>81347707
I'm pretty sure she could hear a Bruce yelling at the top of his lungs from out there
>>81347707
Because Snyder is a fucking hack. The whole movie is full of plot holes.
How is it Supes can save Lois in seconds time, at 3 fucking times in the movie, but he couldn't prevented his mom from getting kidnapped?
>>81347688
Yeah, but that doesn't matter because it isn't me.
Where's my thematically appropriate name, chinese Moot?
I'LL CHASE YOU TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH
Get
>>81347768
>Olsen
and I'm the fastest man alive
I am the fastest thing alive.
>>81347835
I thought Goku was the fastest thing alive.
Git it
>>81347819
Nice joke, Gordon
Who /Batman/ here
>>81347764
>How is it Supes can save Lois in seconds time, at 3 fucking times in the movie, but he couldn't prevented his mom from getting kidnapped?
He keeps watch on Lois at all times as Superman and doesn't expect anyone to endanger his mom because they'd only make the connection if his identity was figured out
The exact physics of isolating Lois we'll never know, but that goes without saying in Superman lore
>>81346658
My name is... and I'm the fattest man alive
I'l take any /co/ name at this point.
Reply to this post.If you get a female character's name, you have to find a character in comics with that first, last name or both and jerk off to them.
>>81347869
>Mcmahon
BVS be like
>>81347923
>Clint May
>nt May
>Aunt May
Don't act like I don't know who you are
>>81347901
Hoping for something good.
>>81347899
Aquaman is your cousin sis you've gotta burn that off
So we can all agree that Lex Luthor was right all along, right?
Poo
>>81347983
>Morrison shows up
GOOD GOD NO
THIS ISN'T HAPPENING
Rollan
>>81348017
>>81348030
Are you two related?
>>81348047
It's a sign
the multiverse is aligning!
>>81348017
>>81348030
fucking mexicans Putos
>>81348001
>Novak
>Nova
>wut
>>81348080
I will destroy the entire multiverse.
>>81348116
WALLY DON'T
>>81348110
>>81348152
Wink wink
>>81348152
It's already too late.
>>81348152
I wont let him
>>81348173
>Eddie ;_;
Why ;_;
>>81348226
He had it coming, I'm glad he's dead
>>81348152
Lemme just save the multiverse
>>81348226
I love you anon
>>81347983
Now we just need Moore to show up so we can witness the cosmic wizard battle that will decide our fate.
>>81348285
Shut up faggot
>>81346791
A-ARON. YOU WANT TO GO TO WAR!?
>>81348269
Fuck this Earth.
Fuck this universe.
Fuck the entire multiverse.
Fuck every single goddamn multiverse.
MY NAME IS
>>81348305
I'll fuck you up
>>81348116
>>81348152
>>81348173
Nice job spoiling Rebirth, you fucks
>>81348311
albert dalton
>>81348301
Fight me
LETS DO IT
>>81348341
I'll spoil Rebirth all over your face.
>>81347595
where the fuck are you in martha thread?
>>81348350
GET OUT OF MY HEAD CHARLES
>>81348344
Amell pls
>>81348341
Die
>>81347595
WE FOUND MARTHA GUYS
THE FUTURE IS SAVED!
>>81348360
>Ferguson
IT WAS ME BARRY
My name is anon, and I'm the fastest shit-poster alive!
I feel dead on the inside.
>>81348393
Courtney can't die, Johns will kill you
IT WAS MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>81348393
>Moore
>>81348436
Not if I kill Johns first.
>>81348442
WALLY STOP IT
Doug
So who wants to help me erase the multiverse?
>>81348501
>Kirby
THE CHAMP IS HERE!!
>>81348520
WE DONT NEED YOU OLD MAN JENKINS
>>81348436
>>81348448
Feel the wrath of earth 2 Morrison
>>81348116
>>81348152
>>81348442
>>81348488
I can't believe DC made Wally a villain.
/co/ was right about Rebirth and Godspeed this entire time.
>>81347228
Dolores "Clitoris" Long
>>81348537
KING JACK KIRBY
Wally?!?!
>>81348501
>>81348537
Oh shiet
>>81348537
>>81348501
REMEMBER THAT TIME YOU SHIT YOUR PANTS IN GYM AND HAD TO CALL YOUR MOTHER TO GET A REPLACEMENT AND EVERYONE IN YOUR CLASS MADE FUN OF YOU FOR TWO YEARS?
IT WAS MEEEEEEE, BARRY.
I SHIT YOUR PANTS.
>>81342232
gud
>>81348627
now who the fuck is this nigga
>>81342232
I wish I were you.
Im gonna kill your mom
>>81348559
>Reeves
>>81346658
Rollin
>>81348432
BOB ON A COB?
>>81348660
Not if I kill his mom first.
>>81348660
God damn it cmon /co/
>>81348698
You've just signed your mother's death warrant, Paul.
>>81348688
Not if I change the timeline
You're a big crisis event.
>>81348342
AND I AM THE MANY-EST MAN ALIVE
>>81348660
First Bennett killed Stargirl, now Bennett is gonna make Angela kill Barry's mom
>>81348764
>Blake
>Black
>>81348764
WHEN I WAS A CHILD, I WAS CAUGHT JERKING OFF TO MY MOTHER.
And I am the fastest man alive.
Barryyoouneeeedtodie
>>81348682
OHSHITTHE WHOLE PLANET'S ON A COB!
>>81348791
>Franklin
>>81348809
GET THE HELL OUT OF MY OFFICE, PARKER.
>>81348809
PARKER!
why can't i just be a cute marvel or dc waifu?
can you make me your waifu, /co/
Crystal Barry will reveal the next Barry
>>81348729
Im gonna rape your sister
>>81348873
Nikki is a porn name, so sure
Barry!!!!!
>>81348930
>Drake
Barry is dead.
He left us years ago.
>>81348930
Tims son?
>>81348966
No, Bobby's husband.
>>81348954
>>81348987
Seth MacFarlane?
Fuck Earth
>>81348987
Fuck off faggot this is a DC multiverse thread not a faggy Marvel thread
>>81348954
>Geoffrey
Johns?
>>81349040
I let the Marvel into the multiverse.
IT WAS ME.
>>81348965
>Cantrell if Fred
>>81349039
The new Blue Beetle
>>81349040
Wrong, idiot
it's the hypercrisis. this is bigger than DC
>>81349065
Shut up, Earl.
>>81349040
This
Marvel fags keep on walking this is a DC neighbourhood
>>81349039
>Rachel Ray's hispanic doppleganger
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>81349077
And a new Batwoman. Why so many girl names?
>>81349089
I infected this multiverse.
It'll be the death of you all.
I have a better chance getting an /a/ name.
>>81349112
And a new Sherlock
>>81349155
And a new Commander!
Last roll for me
>>81349155
And the new homosexual space captain.
Rolling for Barry
>>81349106
Chill out Lex
>>81349174
I am Grant
>>81349209
>Bray
Not quite what we are looking for
>>81349262
Bitch I might be
ok
>>81347613
Is your dad named T.O.?
Did I get the cool guy name?
So is this the thread for the flash 2014 show? I'm kinda high right now.
What happens if I get Wally?
>>81349351
>Olga
No, quite the opposite in fact.
I must stop Felicity from doing anymore crossovers!
>>81349370
You die
>>81349377
I wish I was the cool guy
Rollin for Harley
>>81349383
>Iris kills Felicity
Iris is best girl!!!
>>81349388
>Gentry
Oh no what have we done
>>81349351
>Olga Atkinson
Russian sexy Mr. Bean.
>>81349407
Iris isn't best girl, I am.
gotta go fast
>>81349406
>Johnny English
>>81349370
>Tony
>>81349425
STOP POSTING
Am i to early?
>>81349406
Great I got Johnny English
>>81349452
That with that name, you're not.
My name is Barry Allen and I am the fastest man alive
>>81349406
>>81349388
Oh god please everyone stop! Weve let them in!
>>81349383
Oh, like you're any better, Iris.
Tell me more about your current fucking romance dilemma while Barry is LITERALLY ALMOST FUCKING DYING.
I am The Flash.
I am
hehe
hello
IT WAS ME.
Barry you will DIE
>>81346658
Who did what now?
>>81349577
Fuck off, Underwood.
/co/ supports Conway.
Zoom a shit.
>>81349616
Uncle Ben?
FASTEST MAN ALIVE
>>81349388
/co/ is full of pleb casuals if they arent freaking out about the Gentry
>>81349550
>>81349646
What's with the 50s names?
But it was me, Barry!
>>81349680
Kendra what are you doing?
>>81349692
>Bishop
SO IT WAS YOU WHO WRECKED THE TIME LINE?
Rollin for Pamela
zoooooooooom!
Gotta go fast
>>81349745
Is Rule 63 Harley Quinn a qt trap?
