can some explain this also pedo hal thread
He wanted to (did) get in the guts of a young alien girl. That's pretty much it.
Hal fucked Arisia. She looked like a little girl until she used her GL ring to age her body.
Wanting to fuck loli WW isn't pedo.
>>81184215
Well, he is a pedo.
That's about it.
Which makes him the best hero.
Apart from Wonderloli of course.
>>81184270
Don't deny it, man.
One of us.
One of us!
>>81184215
He banged an alien girl who ages differently than humans
>>81184247
>He boned a girl after she grew up
He's terrible at being a pedophile.
>>81184309
Retjohns pls
>>81184307
Goddamn, what terrible fates.
>>81184309
Younger ass than any of us would ever get.
>>81184352
Nigga post-IC Arisia was all GLC, that means Johns wasn't responsible for burying her dickings and slaughter under as many retcons as possible. It was Tomasi or whoever the fuck.
>>81184424
Didn't Johns specifically go out of the way to bring up that she was actually like 40 in Earth years? You think it was Gibons and Tomasi? I dunno I can't remember
>>81184270
>Wanting to fuck loli WW isn't pedo.
>>81184493
Yes?
>>81184491
She's actually 40!
I swear, guys!
>>81184503
>loli
>isn't pedo
WonderLoli Thread???
>>81184270
Take it to >>>/b/ , pedo
>>81184527
I'm not sure where you're going with this.
>>81184543
how about the opposite?
![worlds-largest-gummy-worm-details[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/oYZyaMa.jpg "worlds-largest-gummy-worm-details[1].jpg")
>>81184543
>>81184523
She was space legal.
>>81184570
WOAH
[spolier] more? [\spoiler]
>/co/ suddenly hates Wonderloli
What happened?
>>81184570
How about
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umDr0mPuyQc
>>81184591find it yourself m8 the source is in the pic
Welp, I guess that's it for a loli thread then, huh?
>>81184557
Maybe you're just stupid?
>>81184595
amazing, every horizontal pixel line that loaded the picture got worse and worse
What does Hal love more: underage children or hamburgers?
>>81184491
It wasn't until the Blackest Night "tales of the corps" story that completely eradicated her origin in favor of something new, so whoever wrote that would have been in charge of the change, I assume. Prior to that I don't think they touched on it much aside from stating Hal didn't outright kill them in space, they were found by Manhunters.
>>81184594
pedos not welcome. go back to cripchan
>>81184691
You should be the one leaving, faggot.
>>81184680
I want to believe it's underage children, but given the choice he'd probably disappoint me.
Just like Hasselhoff.
i guess this how i remember Hal now
>>81184750
Like the hero he is.
>>81184680
Hal just likes to put his dick into a lot of things.
>>81184933
that so wrong. Batman only into shota
>>81185087
kek
>>81184933
Well I suppose as long as you just draw this shit and fap it is better then you being out there
>>81184570
Sure.
>>81184809
So is she trans, or a guy with tits, or has a twat on the top of her head?
>>81185221
i just found on the crossover thread i didnt fap to it m8
>>81184309
Here is something that people like you seems to fail to realize. Fucking a 20 years old girl that looks 13 is OK, fucking a 13 years old girl that looks like 20 is not.
>>81184307
>That willpower
Truly the greatest Green lantern
>>81185230
Hal just banged a space tranny.
>>81185087
Shota Dick!
>>81185277
I can name all but two of these lolis. I hat 4chan.
>>81185273
He banged a lot of things.
>>81185277
>that image
>Toph
That's a "these aren't my glasses" macro if I've ever seen one.
>>81185307
>they didn't have the heart to tell her pasta night was yesterday
>>81184680
Veal. It combines his love of underage females and hamburger.
>>81185245
Too bad we don't have 20 year olds that look like 10 year olds, now, do we?!
>>81184933
Oh, I get it.
Sort of related, but if Hal Jordan was weak to yellow then does that mean that Sinestro could have just urinated on him and Hal would be helpless to stop it?
I mean, for a long period of time Green Lantern kryptonite would have been golden showers.
>>81185338
I don't
>>81185322
I love veal and I'm a pedo.
Checks out.
>>81185351
catwoman
>>81185338
I thought because catwoman, but whatever.
>>81185348
Depends on hydration and biology.
The real question is if Hal himself gets all wobbly kneed when he pees.
Probably does t sitting down.
>>81185348
Hal would just punch him in the dick, while wishing he could do it with a giant boxing glove.
>>81185351
Dude likes dicking cat ladies.
>>81185338
oh shit
>>81185348
I wouldn't be surprised if there was a silver age comic addressing this.
>>81185357
>>81185362
But the kid looks nothing like a cat to me.
>>81185388
She's a lion loli from Thundercats.
>>81185388
She's from the reboot version of Thundercats.
>>81184307
God I hate writers writing about space.
>>81185411
Pfft what do you know? Like you've been there.
>>81185277
source though
>>81185388
>kid
It's "kit"
>>81184215
>there's no tag for loli wonderwoman
how do i find more wondyloli it just keeps directing me to regular wondy
>>81185441
Srsly?
incognitymous
>>81185245
What if she claims that she's 20?
>>81185497
Ask for ID.
>>81185467
You're not looking hard enough.
>>81185501
What if I just wanna fug a loli?
>>81185300
I'm disappointed in you, anon. They're all from popular series. Except Katie. Nobody reads Power Pack.
>>81185087
canon basically
>>81185539
But every pedo knows her.
>>81185522
>Fuchur
I hope he includes loli wonderwoman in the sequel to his VN.
>>81185539
Katie was one of them. I didn't recognize Wonder Loli because I assumed it was from a standalone thing.
My ped-cred is still secure I guess.
>>81185546
What about shota traps?
I imagine he'd love to tap chat noir.
He'd go even more feminine than that, I'm sure.
>>81185560
>secure
such a positive word for such a pitiable condition...
If you can't name every girl on this list, you don't belong here.
>>81185588
>Teenage Angelica
You make me sick.
>>81185588
>If you haven't jerked to every girl on this list, you don't belong here.I'm home
op here fucked up by making this thread i just wanted more pedo hal but all i got was real pedos
>>81185230
Isn't that John Stewart's dead wife? Katma Tui was her name.
>>81185617
>teenage
actually she was 12 in early AGU
>>81185617
But she has teenie bewbs, surely that counts for something?
>>81185501
Bitch was made from clay on an island that barely has running water. She ain't gonna have ID.
>>81185588
Fuck you!
How dare you try to deny my love for lolis!
I'm just bad with names, is all.
>>81185651
But is it fine tosubmit toher?
>>81185576
I meant meant to say in still not locked in as one, though it does come across as the opposite. I figure even if I missed just one, I'm still okay since it's evidently like one of THE lolis.
>>81185588
>>81185656
I recognize them all, but I'm also very bad with names.
>>81185588
I recognize most of these faces, but I do not care enough about quite a few of these shows/movies to actually know every single one of the names.
>>81185588
All but column 2, row 5.
I'm almost there you guys. Save me from this hell.
>>81184307
>Hal didn't tap that.
How? Why? Was he afraid Superman would rip his dick off or something?
>>81185588
What about Wendy from South Park
>>81185696
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOKjgCn99bM
>>81185588
I can name show and/or character for all but two. Is that acceptable?I'm failing on Left of Spinelli and Left of Gwen.
>>81185701
worsehe'd tell Hal he was disappointed in him and frown
>>81185229
>Artist gives themselves a common word as an alias, so googling their nom de plume leads you astray.
I don't have a proper sad/angry reaction image, but you know.
Oh well, image search.
>>81185732
Left of Spinelli is Fang from Dave the Barbarian
>>81185740
shit, man, that's bad
>>81185746
Why would you want that shit anyways? It's poorly drawn trash on the same level as delitization.
>>81185636
I don't think there's that much pedo Hal material. There's degenerate bdsm fujo art and depressed fetal position reaction images, but I don't think you want that.
>>81185756
That was my guess as well, but I've never watched it so I couldn't be sure.
>>81185767
Well yeah, I know that now. But I had a brief hope of something better.
But yeah, nothing fap worthy on his deviantart.
>>81185705
shit taste anon
>>81185770
yeah im a bit disappointed
>>81185651
Themiscera is recognized by the UN. Ask her for her passport.
>>81185792
You can already tell his art is shit by the image you quoted.
>>81185770
>depressed fetal position reaction images
Like?
>>81185761
Quick question.
Would you rather face Superman's shake of the head and disappointed look, with those big blue eyes or would you rather tank an Omega Beam?
>>81185824
Omega Beam, of course.
>>81184570
UHHHHHHHHHHHHH THICKER
>>81185824
Omega beams don't hurt quite as much, just obliterate you
>>81185804
Some of us have very low artistic standards in the name of our fetishes. When I joined the Internet, MS Paint was still a serious pornographic tool, and I have fapped to the likes of InnocentTazlet and Kthanid. I treat discovering a new bad artist like an investment: in five years they might produce quality. But Buxom's art is pretty bad all the way through.
>>81185770
Isn't Hal a massive bisexual shibari sub?
...Wait, we're guys. Why aren't we complaining loudly about this? I mean... the girls are with Wonder Woman and the like.
>>81184215
Wonder Woman is about to die from a mysterious illness and everyone knows it but Hal who is just wondering who this qt is
>>81184307
So Ollie's a pedo too?
>>81185970
How many casuals know and care about Hal Jordan? He's not as iconic as Wonder Woman.
>>81186003
It's the Green Lantern curse. Enough willpower to manifest weapons out of thin air but not enough to resist lolis.
>>81185812
I checked and I have 7 pictures that fit the description.
>>81186142
>>81186146
>>81186150
>>81186155
>>81186158
>>81186161
>>81185328
Actually we do. We also had a 19 years old that looked like a toddler but she also had a toddler mind so even if she was over 18 she was not legal. Also she died : (
>>81186288
10 year old, not toddler.
You fucking retard.
>>81186314
I said we had both you fucking retard.
>We also had
>also
Come back when you learn how to read.
>>81186544
Show me a 20 year old who looks like a beautiful, flatchested loli, I'd love to see that mythical unicorn.
>>81184215
specifically that image I think was a mistake. someone requested it so that hal would either be a shota and wondy as an adult or that it would be the same as that image but hal be the embarrassed one if I remember correctly.
>>81186601
>>81185824
At least Omega Beams are a quick death. A stare from Superman is like one from Mr. Rogers; it practically brands your soul.
>>81186797
Irl, genius.
>>81185901
IGPHHangout is probably the worst, though.
>>81186817
But what if that was the only punishment you'd ever have to take and then you're off the hook forever and can continue being a pedo your whole life?
>>81186838
3dpd
>no one has posted this yet
Why do people think Hal is a pedophile? He had zero interest into Arisia until after she'd aged herself up and was trying to climb onto his dick and he wouldn't bang 17 year old Supergirl at all
he's into femdom and bondage, not little girls
>>81186906
> "Hey, kid, wanna /ss/?"
![large[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/snZcw4h.jpg "large[1].jpg")
>>81186878
Iunno, man, I wouldn't say no to pic related.
>Where shotacon Haley Jordan at?
>>81186838
Not me, I was looking for the article with the young looking mothers but couldn't find it this time.
Well there is pituitary issues that can make a girl stop developing when it starts so we can have 30 years old babies or a 20 years old that looks like 7 but it is hard to find the exact age you want since those are rare cases.
There is turner syndrome but they enter menopause very early and them age fast. Also they have propensity to obesity so you will whine that they don't look like beautiful perfect 10 years olds. And there are a few very young looking woman. This one is 30, not 20. I have seen girls that looked very young, like 20 looking 12, and even two that I would say that looked 10 but one of them got a tit job.
Kitty Jung used to be tiny and very flat, if she looked like a 10 years old you decide.
>>81186983
Your pic related is an adult?
>>81187012
30 years old mangaka.
>>81187026
>>81187012
>>81186983
This is her art.
>>81187026
That's the best thing I've ever heard in my life!
It's just like Gorgeous Takarada!
>>81187012
The kid here was 20 years old I think but in this case it was a medical condition that halted her growth and not just a young looking woman.
Flat chests are beautiful, aren't they?
It's not the same as real loli, but moving to japan would probably bring me as close to that as I could ever get.
>>81187012
>>81187125
flat chests exist outside japan anon
besides, japans are deeply racist and have no time for you anyway
>>81187145
But I'm aryan, tho.
>A paedophile /co/ thread
It's been a while hasn't itor are these threads daily and I've been ignoring them
>>81185277
>Toph eating ass
>>81187142
>dat remote to tv size
Is that a tablet, a really tiny tv or just wonky perspective?
inb4
>it's a giant remote
>>81185588
>yfw Lilo is an anagram.
>>81185824
Dante Must Die mode: Disappoint Alfred
>>81187387
It's clearly a tablet, but to be fair I never noticed the weird scale before and always thought it was a tv
>>81184307
>Who are you, Ollie?
savage
>>81186983
>There is turner syndrome but they enter menopause very early and them age fast. Also they have propensity to obesity
>Thick loli
>>81187499
It doesn't look like a tablet
>>81185467
Young_wonder_women
>>81186862
what's the point
>>81186601
My supervisor looks like a 14-year-old but she's in her mid 30's.
>>81184307
you cropped out the best part
he keeps repeating 17 over and over again in his head
>>81184215
Wait, what going on in this thread?
>Best ship, even thought it's not canon sadly.
>>81187942
> that gif
Where is this from?
>>81184594
Shitty mods are driving off the good posters.
>>81186601
Look up Kotone Sara, m8
>>81185245
Get out SJW.
>>81187805
It must be hard to concentrate on your job.
>>81187996
Justice League Unlimited season 1 episode 3 "Kid Stuff"
>>81188062
You have no idea.
>>81188034
How can I be a SJW if I'm into toddlercon?
>>81185588
Is there a shota version of this? I think I could pass the shota version.
>>81185562
Chat isn't a trap. Contrary to popular opinion around here.
A-Class Fuccboi yes, trap no.
Can someone post the Power Pack edits?
>>81184491
She was 40 but still mentally and physically equivalent to a 13 year old.
>>81185277
Scum
>>81184215
It's a reference to the final episode of Drawn Together where Captain Hero rapes (And is later revealed to have also murdered), a little boy in the audience during his performance of the song "Daisy Bell".
This thread...
>>81186925
Why is the instinct of some people, when they see untouched, unspoiled snow, to want to step on it?
>>81188214
She aged her body up physically from 16 or so to 21+, and she worked as a model for a little while
The immaturity is why they eventuality broke up though
>>81187125
>Flat chests are beautiful, aren't they?
No.
>>81187167
Yes, I bet contemporary Japanese just love Aryans...
>>81188385
Talk about a defining show...
This thread is getting really creepy.
>>81188743
>Implying it wasn't creepy from the start
>>81188609
>Why is the instinct of some people, when they see untouched, unspoiled snow, to want to step on it?
>>81186003
only for little bois
>>81184307
holy shit, supergirl wants the lantern penis!
>>81184307
>Hal has an underage alien blond fetish
>>81187387
Remember what living conditions are like in Japan: space is at a premium, so tiny TVs viewed from up close are the norm.
>>81186003
>17
>Pedo
That's Paedophilia. There's a huge difference and it can ruin lives
>>81184270
>>81185588
>Dora Winnifred Read
Get Out
>>81186169
Have one more.
>>81185348
Would that mean Hal gets weak when he pisses?
Or does he piss green?
>>81188965
Actually they have more space than UK.
Japan is a magical distant land where people see a picture representing something extreme and uncommon there and assume it represents the whole country. Did you know that most of the country is covered in forests? Proportionally they have more forests than countries like Brazil and it isn't just because the forests are in hard areas since a lot of them were planted. They also have issues with forests taking over farmland because they don't have enough farmers to keep their land
>>81189104
Iron supplements makes you piss green.
>>81185087
You know it
>>81189063
Thse are neat, but I thought you were talking about the "lay down, try not to cry" meme; which till this point I thought had a green lantern variation but after searching I guess I'm crazy.
>>81189385
I have seen a Parallax version of that but I don't have it on hand
>>81185348
What if Sinestro's pee isn't yellow? Nigga is an alien
>>81188062
>>81184680
jerking it to butt stuff while choking himself.
>>81186601
I literally saw one last week when I was working in Philly. I went to the little chinese corner store for lunch and saw a little girl at the counter. In my head I was like, who the fuck would let their 9 year old go out alone in the city? Then I heard her speak, she spoke like and had the voice of an adult and she was buying a blunt with her food. Just because you never seen one, doesn't mean they don't exist. But you probably never even leave the house, do you anon.
>Get rekt
>stay mad
>>81184491
I thought it was the other way around. Her planet orbited the sun faster than ours so she's like 40 in alien years, but still a kid in earth years.
>>81189645
Bruh. You must live a pretty sheltered life if you don't think grown ass 9 year olds in Philly aint out in dem streets getting fucked up.
>>81189645
>chinese people
>counting
asians are lolis until they're 40. Then they evolve to milfs.
>>81189958
>asians are lolis until they're 40. Then they evolve to goblins
FIXED
>>81189976
I'm OK with this.
>>81189134
That's a "new Home", does that include apartments or urban living conditions?
I suppose years of anime where protagonists live in one room apartments have warped my perspective.
>>81185588
I don't recognize 7 of them
>>81187805
You've got yourself a double fantasy right there. Lucky bastard.
>>81187942
>it's not canon
Thank god.
>>81185588
I may not remember some of the names, but I definitely remember most of the girls
>>81190463
>Maybe
I meant Mandy.
>>81190463
>Remembering Dylan's name but not Marie
Off yourself.
>>81187942
>shota Bats
Didn't know I needed this
>>81190247
What animes are you talking about? Where the protagonist a family person or a loser neet living in a tiny cheap space exactly to illustrate how bad his situation is? Also Japan can have bigger internal space than UK because most houses are pretty modern so they don't have those thick Victorian walls that occupy half of the space. This is a picture of a neighborhood I lived when I was working in Japan years ago.
>>81186906
My dick
>>81190527
I'm not into poorly drawn grils with unnatural hair color
>>81190563
You're not into good shows either.
>>81190463
The monkey's name is Fang.
Who the hell is in the lower left corner? That slut from the Peabody movie??
>>81190590
>eee
>good
It's an acquired taste. I didn't mind it back then, but wasn't a huge fan either. Still remember some of the phrases though
>>81190601
>Who the hell is in the lower left corner? That slut from the Peabody movie??
From Inside Out
>>81190563
>I'm not into poorly drawn grils with unnatural hair color
yet somehow nailed all the pink haired curry eaters...
>>81190601
NOT A MONKEY!
How do you nerds feel aboutbest girl?
>>81190653
Technically Sari is a robot. And Sally got spammed on /co/ way too often
>>81190247
>>81190539
This is from a manga, she is taking him to her house, while he was from a rich family she is from a low income family and have a "small" house.
It's not Hals fault Arisia made her ring make her into a dynamite waifu. She even went on to be a model after the failed execution of Sinestro and everyone's rings but Hal/John/Guy died.
>>81190681
>posting this garbage
>not even best girl
fuck off /v/
>>81190681
That's a cat
>>81191368
>>81187558
Maybe it's one of those earthquake proof furniture?
>>81188609
I can't help it, I think it's the orc blood in me.
>>81188609
Probably because I enjoy being in power over someone that is weaker than me.
>>81191588
>not wanting to be the loyal slave of an iron-fisted lolidomme...
look at this pleb. I bet he has a tiny peepee and something to prove.
>>81184454
>>81191729
Stop projecting.
>>81191729
I only want that ifit involves pegging
>>81191828
>loli pegging
I didn't know I wanted this
>>81191802
I'm just saying bro
which is the greater display of power?
destroying something pure or protecting the weak and innocent?
I mean, if we're gonna discuss power play dynamics in a DC space cop thread...
