You and these rascals get thrown into a death match. You only get one ally as your bodyguard.If you and them survive as winners you get to go out for icecream and hang out. After wiping off the blood, probably.
Final Destination, No Items, Go!
>>80990852
Finn.
The Bear eats them all
>>80990852
I'm curious as to what analysis anyone here wants to make about each of these characters as it pertains to this. What would be their strengths and weaknesses?
>>80990852
No reason to pick anyone not on the top row because they're only ones with life or death combat experience. I could see Finn, Star or Steven taking it because Steven has Gem powers, Star has her wand and Finn has any given magic sword.
Gonna say Finn just because he's been in these kinds of battle royales before
>>80990852
I haven't watched any of these shows but I'll take a guess.
>finn is a useless kid with a sword so that's a no go.
>rabid homestuck cosplayer or some shit, no thanks
>steven uses the power of friendship I guess?
>blue cat, very lucky, could be useful
>yeah you lost me
>a fucking bear
>useless kid
>another useless kid
>slacker
guess it's the bear
Star is the obvious answer.
>>80990903
/thread
>>80990852
>Pick Wander
>Get to go out for icecream with everyone
>>80990852
But I like all of them. The only one that probably couldn't kill me is Wander as well.
>no items
The bear and Steven are the only threats, and I don't see Steven actually being able to kill another human bean, so I'll go with the bear.
>>80990852
Finn (hero child fighting since birth)> Star (warrior princess with magic wand) > Steven (half alien wirh numerous unconfirmed powers) > Wander (intergalactic traveler) > Grizz (a bear) > Mordecai (knew kung fu once) > Dipper (resourceful but a wimp) > Morty (complete pussy without Rick) > Gumball (child from a weird world)
>>80990852
I've never seen We bare Bears, but of all the others:
1. Top row is the most useful by far. Star is probably the most powerful followed by Steven. Does Finn get Jake?
2. Gumball, Dipper, and especially Mordecai are fucking useless. Worst picks.
3. Wander and Morty are wildcards. They seem useless especially without Rick and Sylvia on the one hand, but they've consistently survived seriously fucked up shit on the other, so when the chips are down they might contribute.
>>80990852
Star, Finn and Steven are the only correct options
Wander doesn't fight, Gumball, Morty, Mordecai and Dipper are Pussies and Grizzly only becomes feral when he's hungry
I'll go with Steven since he can use his shield for both attack and defense, he also has regenrative powers so yeah, Steven
Can Star go Mewberty mode? She doesn't need items when she goes full Buggo.
>>80991099
No allies probably.
>take finn
genocide, but feel really bad about it
>star
some magic shit
>steven
same as finn
>bear
its a fucking bear
>wander
pacifist route
>gumball
we would die
>dipper
mc gaiver our way out
>morty
also die, likely, he might be usefull
>mordecai
we would die
>You only get one ally as your bodyguard.
Obviously Star. She's got seemingly no limits to her powers and when she's mad she's literally the avatar.
And eating banagic wand ice cream with Star is just a welcomed bonus
Any in the top row try their best to help you, assuming you don't act like a cunt to them. Maybe Wander, too.
Dipper and Mordecai are useless without their group of friends. Gumball is fucked, friends or not.
Grizzly has raw strength and defense, which is good and bad.
My pick is Star, because you absolutely do not want to be against her wand and her knowledge of combat.
>>80991263
>>80991180
I think Mewberty only kicks in when she's horny and drunk on teenage hormones. So the decider of the match is, can any of the boys attract her or not?
>>80991058
Technically that's not winning, though.
>Pick Wander
>Hat gives me literally anything I need
>Defeat everyone else with necessary items
>Chill with the kindest soul in the universe
Star is the only other one who could even remotely stand up to that
Mordecai if he can use Death Kwon Do. Somebody from the top row otherwise.
>>80991316
I'm not talking about mewberty though
last episode spoiler in the picture, watch out fags
>>80990852
I just want to know, who would ever pick Morty? Like any of the others has some form of plot amour, as in "because he's the protagonist of the story, he will find a way, no matter how convoluted, to get out of troubles". Morty has none of that. He gets hurt, maimed and evenkilledon his own show. I like the guy, but seriously, picking Morty is suicide.
>>80991452
That's with her Wand. And even with it she hasn't really beaten any monsters that Finn couldn't dispatch of easily. Hand to Hand who knows.
>>80990852
do any kids ever watch rick and morty?
cause ive seen it paired with kids shows most of the time
>>80990954
>Finn has several years experience of adventuring, though he's not masterfully trained with his sword (basically swing it around).
>Star has a complete arsenal of infinite magic which she has near mastery over. However, she is quite random and may distracted in the middle of the fight.
>Technically the youngest fighter, Gumball has the least experience out of all the fighters. Not to mention his show is based around him failing in almost area. Not a smart choice.
>Steven is mostly defense oriented, meaning he's able to survive for the longest, but, if he were to sustain too many injuries, the Crystal Gems would have to jump in.
>Wander is a pacifist at heart and mostly likely try to bring peace amongst the fighters and has a great likelihood to do so, given the fighters. Sylvia may join in just as a means for Wander to abscond.
>He's a fucking bear. But, a lonely one. If someone, say, Wander, were to make friends with him, he'd be quick to put down his guard.
>Dipper has experience fighting reality changing demons, living fighting game characters, and dinosaurs on a daily basis. However, he has done so with the help of his book. If someone takes away the book or if the doesn't have book on the enemy, he's still a normal boy.
>Morty has the most experience with death and is the most willing to kill for the sake of his own life, but without Rick pushing him, he doesn't have the means to do so.
>The oldest of the group, Mordecai has the frame of an adult male in his early- to mid 20s, but he should be taken down the same.
My money is on Finn.
>>80991519
Morty has actually killed a man in-show. He's killed people in cold blood, even though he's come to regret it. He could pick a fight with Dipper or Gumball most likely, if a pathetic one.
>>80990852
>Picking anyone but Gumball
He's a walking deus ex machina
>>80991601
>Implying Gumball's toonforce can beat Wander's Peaceforce
It's like pitting Bugs Bunny vs Micky Mouse practically.
>>80990852
Finn, Morty or Gumball
Finn because he has little to no item reliance and if the writers aren't doing a girl power episode is hyper competent with most things as well as being able to take massive beatings without complaints.
Morty, again, becauase he doesn't rely on items. He's been shown to think on his feet well be it combatively or socially. He (Finn and Mordo) would be one of the few on that grid who could or would take people out. No one else has the balls to pull the trigger. Of those that would he's still the most pragmatic.
Gumball is a similar case to Finn in that he can or has been hyper competent to a point but he's a fuck up as well. His real draw, like steven is that he's one of two characters up there with powers that aren't items. Narrative bending is a canon, explained and explored mechanic in Gumball and it's more intense for gumball as he is a main character who also has some limited self awareness.
Ideal outcome: I talk everyone into killing that fat SU kid.
>Final Destination, No Items
Well alrighty then, let's see;
>Finn without any items is basically just a particularly strong human.
>Star without items is a quirky girl with some fighting skills.
>Steven's powers all stem from his body, so he's stacked with defensive capabilities that can take a direct attack from an energy cannon.
>Gumball is a cat that has the body of a young human.
>Wander without his hat is still fast as fuck and has cartoon cleverness on his side, he could probably do something.
>Grizzly is a fucking grizzly bear, holy fucking shit.
>Dipper's a smarter and more observant than average human.
>Morty's a teenager.
>Mordecai's has some fighting skills with the body of a stoner.
If everyone teamed up, they might be able to take out the bear with some casualties. I'd basically eliminate Morty from the outset regardless of what happens, that kid's pretty damn frail. I wouldn't trust Gumball, Mordecai, Finn, Star, or Dipper to be able to take out a bear on their own, and Wander seems like a total wildcard, so really that leaves Steven. Honestly, between his bubble, shield, plant powers, healing, strength that's been shown to exceed a human's, and hinted at psychic abilities, he seems like an absolutely safe as fuck bet for defending myself against the mother fucking grizzly bear.
Also wouldn't mind hanging out with him afterwards, not the best of the bunch in that regard, but not bad.
>Finn
>beating a Princess
>not turning into a beta cuck friendzonie at the sight of her
LOL.
My money's on Star, the rest of these guys are chumps.
>>80990903
There's not even a question, but that is the only right answer.
>>80990852
>Murdermachine tier
Star
Finn
>Better watch out tier
Wander
Morty
Grizzly
Steven
>Dies within 3 minutes tier
Gumball
Mordecai
Dipper
Undisputable list
>>80991717
If you want everyone to gang up on the bear why not just pick the bear as your ally in the first place?
>>80991585
>but without Rick pushing him, he doesn't have the means to do so.
Except that he does and it's been evidenced on the show multiple times. Both in alternate Mortys AND canon Morty. He figured out the memory bug, he dropped his molester and as killed a whole carde of people in cold blood both with weapons and with his bare hands.
He's reigned in forest tribals and become their leader and had shoot outs with the galactic government.
Saying he's a bad pick is fucking stupid.
>>80991058
This is the only correct choice
Finn and Steven both come with powers that would easily beat the rest. Items would be a game changer for Star, Dip, and Morty.
If it came down to just Finn and Steven, Finn's years of combat experience would probably win out.
>>80991717
lolowhat
Finn has punched the lights out of Dragons and monsters without his sword. His pummeling power is pretty up there.
Star isn't human, she's a superhuman alien girl, but we haven't seen the extent of Mewni strength.
Wander and Gumball have PLOT and cartoon logic/deux ex on their side.
Morty and Mordecai get eaten by Grizzly.
>>80991915
Slight chance that the bear does in fact lose, either by one of the more human characters having a stroke of luck, Wander pulling some shit out of nowhere, or Steven being too impenetrable to stop. It's my life on the line and I'm taking what seems to me like by far the safest bet; the boy with two kinds of shields and more-than-human offensive capabilities.
Also weird as fuck seeing so many people ITT getting behind characters that need an item to be anything, when OP explicitly mentioned no items.
>>80991876
Nah
FINAL DESTINATION
Star is shit without a wand put into 3 mins
Wander is shit without a hat and worse still against killers like Morty who would take no truck of that friends bullshit if the chips were down.
Griz is also 3 mins given that all of the top tiers are stronger than him which is his only draw.
Morty to mudermachine
Modrocai has one of the best combat skill sets (depending on the episode) and has a history of eliminating threats unlike many others on teh list but is a fuck up so he goes to watch out.
>Mudermachine
Finn, Morty
>Watch out
Mordo, Steven
>shit
the rest.
>>80991992
I almost forgot, Finn in new seasons is kind of Haxx right? He has a magical cursed arm/Grass blade attached to his body that can take out space abominations and go full hentai on everyone else. But I'm not sure if he can control it on command, or only access it when his life is severely threatened.
>>80992100
Not even weapons and armor?
>>80992163
I wasn't including the arm but the arm totally counts. As for him being an immortal space God from some ancient cycle, I suggest we take the shows lead and ignore it completely.
>>80992099
Actually fuck, I forgot about that with Finn, his offense is pretty up there. Still would bet on Steven having the defense to counter it, but it sounds a bit more risky now.
That's pure speculation on Star's behalf. She's not human, but like you said, we don't know the extent of her actual powers without the wand.
Gumball's powers extend directly from him being the MC, and we're in a neutral universe here, so I REALLY wouldn't count on his abilities being active here. Wander's definitely a wildcard, without his hat it could go just about any way.
Agree completely with your last point though, it's a fucking bear.
>>80992178
>No items.
>>80992156
Mordecai's powers fall pretty squarely under plot bullocks, he'll gain abilities and skillsets only to lose them within the episode. In that respect I think Gumball is stronger since he's a pseudo-reality warper.
Gumball became a Super Saiyan one episode just by believing in himself and concentrating hard enough. I'm not kidding, a literal super saiyan, they mention the name and everything.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBSP79PsoHA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGVpn_sDi3A
>>80992163
That's why it's not really a fight compared to the other choices.
Steven has been shown to not be absolutely invulnerable, even though he's OP as fuck, and Finn is basically super human from a life of adventuring and good old magic with the literal offensive edge to his advantage.
>>80992156
Morty without Rick is just a wimpy kid who can get really savage.
The only thing he has killed with his BARE hands was an old jellybean
>>80992292
It's hard to gauge Star's power because the only time we've seen her go GOAT is when she was in mewberty. She lifted an entire truck into the air with a teenager on it and tossed around everyone like gnats. Outside of that all feats have been with her wand.
>>80992292
Gumball's powers would be active. His powers are interacting with the narrative. His father has similar ones.
Also he's been in other verses like the empty verse for shit ideas. He would definitely be meta'ing the fuck out. In fact, now that you mention it, he'd be the ONLY combatant with even the slightest chance of understand what was going on.
>>80991585
>though he's not masterfully trained with his sword (basically swing it around).
except OP said no items
>>80991601
>He's a walking deus ex machina
That only applies to him, and ONLY him.
>>80992334
>>80992163
I think most people are going to ignore that whole biz because Season 6 was pretty much complete bullshit.
Dipper already fucked up a bear once, a six headed bear and he only had a shitty spear made by retards. And he has outsmarted plenty of monsters. I think that should move him up a little bit.
>>80992322
Yes but gumbo has the power of failure against him. Also that he wouldn't take shit seriously. Unless he fled the scene and had cartoon physics do the rest he'd get smashed. It's be like that bit in the forest with the food chain song.
>No items
Everybody besides Steven just got irrelevant.
Finn without a sword or Wander without his hat are no match for Gemperor in training
>>80992389
He'd probably use his awareness of the 4th wall to team up with Wander and Dipper and NOPE the fuck out.
>>80990852
Finn has actual combat experience, but Steven has has an invincible shield and a nigh-invulnerable bubble.
I've never watched Star so I don't know what she's capable of.
Everyone else is literally cannon fodder.
>>80992368
He and Finn are the only straight killers and Morty has been show to be clever as well as savage. He's out thought Rick a few times and Rick is a pretty good measure for thinking.
>>80991562
why wouldn't she get the wand tho?
>>80991585
>a lifetime of swinging various swords and other assorted weaponry combined with an episode where he literally trained under a master swordsman
>not masterfully trained
>he was also a wizard once
>>80992292
>Still would bet on Steven having the defense to counter it, but it sounds a bit more risky now.
I would rather die than associate with that whiny little shit.
Finn is OP, but without Jake he's not that great and he's kinda goofy. Star on the other hand is a natural leader, I wouldn't want my opposition to have her genki personality on their side.
>>80992488
Star and Steven as a BAMF team because aliens would pretty much kick everyone elses asses.
>>80992368
Morty survived without Rick for like 3 months in the pocket dimension world and became the leader of the tribe or something.
>>80992322
>>80992389
Well it looks like I need to brush up on my Gumball-fu then. In that case it'd probably come down to Gumball or Steven, in which case I'd probably just assume that Steven would be more vested in protecting me than Gumball, but it really seems more like a tossup in now.
>>80992488
Steven needs saving all the fucking time. He is the picture of incompetance matched only by Griz. He needed connie to bail him out of a zombie fight. Complete wus. Finn is trained with swords and hands and far stronger than baseline humans including hybrids like steven. He's at least gem tier strength. Factor in that he could make weapons or use the grass hand and steven is just a crying kid. Let's face it, all Steven was ever going to do was cry.
>>80992496
Star is basically Season 1 Finn if he had a Magic wand.
If it's S5 Finn she could beat him because he's a beta cuck and she's beaten whole lineback teams and hoards of monsters to shit.
If it's S6 Finn just lolgod jobs everyone else because he's some kind of reincarnated cosmic space god or something.
Everyone who didn't choose Wander is wrong.
>>80992575
>Steven
>Whiny
sensing a dangerous lack of believing anon
I'll bite. Why the fuck is Rick and Morty always grouped in with those other shows? They aren't even in the same demographic.
>>80992633
>steven
Yeah no. He's not good at anything. His powerset is based on feelings, he'd rather power of friendship or cry.
Name a single high tier person on that grid he could feasibly beat. Morty, Finn, mordo and possibly Dipper and Star could roll him.
>>80990852
I chooseWander!
>>80992725
Because it's a cartoon that was in basically the exact same demographic until it made the jump to TV-MA, but it had already established itself at that point.
>>80992528
It introduces way too many variables if we allow for items.
Star has her magical dimensional scissors and a wand that can turn others into livestock.
Finn and Steven have a hoard of magical items that are way too overpowered. (It's worth mentioning some of these can Time Travel or pretty auto-win)
Morty would have a bunch of murder gadgets from Rick. Then there's Wander's hat. It's just harder to speculate with the full arsenal allowed.
>>80992655
>Steven needs saving all the fucking time.
Yes, but as your ally you can do all the thinking for him.
Seriously, all he has to do anyway is bubble you both, and then you can literally just superdeath rollerball everyone else except Finn and maybe Star and the bear.
>>80992725
/co/ is the demographic. Stop shit posting. This is your second time asking. Do not ask a third.
>>80990977
Wander has had life or death combat experience as much as or more than those on the top row have.
>>80992751
>Morty.
>Mordecai.
>Dipper.
>High tier from that list.
You focking wot m8?
>>80990852
Wander is the only correct choice. He would successfully get the others to stop fighting.
>>80992886
That's not how final destination death matches are won though.
>>80992818
Except you'd ignore the retard in the ball and think of a plan to beat him while he hamsters about ineffectually. Steven is a horrible choice. His mother perhaps but never steven. His powerset doesn't equate to his ability to use his powerset, his intelligence and basic competency nor his determination to win.
The only other person on the list who is as much of a fuck up is Gumball but he is a destructive fuck up and his powers surpass Steven's anyway.
>>80992886
He'd probably do that regardless of who's teamed up with tho. Worst womes to worst, he's not going to try to kill you either way.
>>80992886
Then how come he's never managed to stop Hater from hating?
>>80992633
Absolutely no one should pick Gumball, for the simple reason that he's unreliable and untrustworthy. Look at how he treats Darwin and everyone else. He's literally too much of a selfish narcissist to help anyone else.
More likely he'd come up with a brilliant 'plan' for you to go along with where he escapes freely and uses you as a distraction/bodyshield.
>>80992751
Anon, seriously, stop, you obviously didn't even watch the show.
>>80992944
But can he dave you from everyone else?
>>80992867
Mordo is Finn tier in physical combat. Death quon do brah.
Morty is a clever fighter and willing to do what he has to when he has to.
Dipper was CLEARLY mentioned along with Star as insult to injury because neither of them are high but could also take steven if luck was going there way.
No items, remember?
>>80992812
Star still wins I think, Finn would get soft because she's a princess. Don't yall niggers forget Star has fought monsters all her life without the wand
>Finn annoys you while you have ice cream
>Get to eat space magic ice cream
>Gumball drops both ice creams
>Griz is not giving you that ice cream
>>80992980
He needed Connie, who had just started sword training to beat a single mutant gem beast in the hospital because he couldn't hack. Tell me who watches what faggot.
Steven is horrible. He would get his ass dominated by anyone with a brain or basic fight experience.
>>80992631
oh shit, forgot about this
>>80992974
He's turned him from the #1 warlord in the Galaxy to an ineffectual joke.
>>80993047
So has Steven hasn't he? He's been fighting random corrupted Gem monsters with the Crystal Gems most of his life.
First of all, don't pick anyone that wouldn't kill no mather what. So Steven and Wander are off the list, Steve's a pussy and Wander is a pure pacifist, so you'll get a freebie with them. I think I would pick Morty, simply because he's a fucking pyscho who would kill me first because he panicked and i'm just a regular looking dude. After Morty, Finn is the most danger, so he would be a second choice. He'd kill all the top tiers for you while you take on the weaker ones.
>>80992488
Is Steven's bellybutton gem an item though?
>>80990852
If this is final Destination then I just pick whoever can hold the center platform and knock everyone off the ledge the quickest. Easy strategy, so I probably go with the Bear.
>>80992993
Yeah he can't. Wander's really a non-factor without Sylvia backing him up.
Finn is probably the strongest but he's gimped without Jake. He doesn't really get very creative on his own.
Star on the other hand wields a cosmic power scepter that can do a whole lot of crazy powerful stuff, both defensively and offensively. And she's very creative with her powers, and overall smarter than Finn.
Star is definitely the best choice.
>>80993173
and by fight you mean watch and occasionally get carried. He didn't even kll the runt one in the earlier episodes that got loose.
>>80993173
I know barely anything about SU, but I thought he had a gem or some shit and only learned to use when the show started? Aka, not that long ago.
Also thought he wasn't a killer
>>80993249
It's part of his body. That's like counting someone's heart or liver as an item.
>>80993249
It's embedded in him, so it counts as his natural powerset. In theory Finn could just "Grow" a new grass sword because his magic works the same.
>>80993025
Death Quon Do only works if you have the gear on. That counts as items.
I think only Finn and Star would actually try to genocide everyone, while Dipper, Gumball, Mordecai and Morty would try to find out what's even happening. Steven, Grizz and Wander would just try to be friends with the others. Anon has to actually choose from 2 teams and 2 genociders (don't forget that Star specifically might have a conscience breakdown).Are side-characters and in-universe places OK to be counted?
>>80993283
You're correct.
>>80993173
This anon is wrong.
Steven started fighting alongside the CGs less than a year before the show started, and is an extreme pacifist.
Steven is a loss people. Do not let the SU fag pretend he isn't.
He hasn't won any fights. He is terrible with his powers. He gets through most encounters with assistance be it his eternal guardians or his 10 mortal friend.
Keep that in mind. In the show he is less able to fight than a 10 yo they trained up and groomed to be his second despite all the gem powers.
Steven is a complete wash for anyone who doesn't want to sit in a hamster ball until you need to eat and then slaughtered by the people waiting outside.
How does this Roster pan out?
In character, and Jake hasn't beaten his High-Score yet so he'll be chill.
>>80993318
Clothing is items now? So everyone's fighting naked?
>>80993269
Finn is the only character I know a respectable amount about, and he has killed/defeated the lich, a nigh God like being. If no items I pick Finn. With items I would agree with you and say star.
>>80993430
It's more like magic armor. Because the power is in the suit.
>>80993099
He's still pretty good at defending himself, but yes his offensive is shit until he angers up (then he does one worthy try and back to shit offense again).
>>80993418
Either Sylvia of Ice Bear.
How would you rank them from best to worst chance to win?
>>80993418
Jake or, sadly, Connie.
Jake because he's got years of experience, doesn't give a fuck, is clever depending on the episode, is good under pressure, has an amazing powerset and can cook like a champ.
Connie because she's a complete and utter sue and can tear up to ridiculous amount with a sword.
Ice bear close third.
Final destination it would be jake 100%.
Finn has a legit chance of killing the others.
Star without her wand doesn't stand much of a chance.
Steven is super durable, but his refusal to actually kill means he can't win.
Gumball would die.
Wander is severely hindered without his hat, but he's been shown to have ridiculous toonforce and friendship power even without it.
Grizzly is a bear and is tied with Finn for the ability to actually kill the others.
Dipper is clever but there's not really anything he could do against these guys.
Morty would die.
Mordecai would die.
>>80993418
>Not Rick.
Also, Ice Bear is too OP.
>>80993560
Rick beats all of them for free is probably why.
>>80993418
Even chill jake could incapacitate everyone without much effort.
A motherfucking bear has much better odds this time around though. Don't know what Sylvia's power levels are, and everyone else is useless.
>>80993544
>Gumball
>dying
lol
He literally avoids death on a daily basis, can't see why he wouldn't here
>>80993560
With weapons he'd just vaporize them all.
Without it Rick is just an over-aged adult male whose only had experience beating up other chumps.
>>80993544
>Grizzly is a bear and is tied with Finn for the ability to actually kill the others.
Finn can take things far better than griz as a joke. Finn is worth at least 20 Grizzs.
>>80993418
>>80990852
Curry weeb nigger and fat jew. God I hate this show.
>>80992655
Yes. He needs saving from super monsters which could squish any other contestant in a few secs. Comared to the rest of the noms he is a superhuman
>>80993610
Hers are pretty high. She's a street tier brawler without wander. Action hero type shit but her enemies are cartoon tier grunts who die in waves and offer little to no resistance that isn't the death ray of the week.
>>80993610
>>A motherfucking bear has much better odds this time around though.
That's not just any bear. That's Ice Bear.
>>80993641
Someone could still throw him over the pit and remove him pretty casually. Assuming removing them from the battlefield platform counts as an elimination.
>>80993710
>mad at curry
>>80993771
he needs tools to operate tho
>>80993463
Oh shit I glazed over the no items part.Who cares I'll die with Star
What do you guys say to justify the autism in this thread?
>>80993749
Not really. Star and Finn fight the type of 'Super Monsters' he deals with/needs saving from on a daily basis. Morty sees that kind of shit everywhere out in space/other dimensions with creepy aliens, and Gumball practically lives in a horror world. His bully his a T-rex and GF is a shapeshifting sprite thing.
Admit it, Steven's kind of pussy whipped here in comparison.
How about both characters from their respective shows? Who would you anons pick then?
I like Finn and jake. Perfect duo to balance each other and if one or the other gets in any serious danger then they both go full serious mode. A serious jake is not one to trifle with.
>>80993749
Finn would do fine against gems. Like come on faggot. Also it's not like other contestants haven't faced worse. Gumball has fought interdimensional reality warpers, mordo has fought universal constants almost weekly for an ungodly length of seasons. Dipper has taken on super monsters and one multiversal reality warper. Morty has faced super monsters, insidious mind creatures and interdimensional reality warpers too.
In terms of feats SU is bottom feeding everywhere but wwb, Svs and Woy
C'mon
>>80993657
Rick built a mech and universal transporting device with nothing but what he found in a forest. Depending on where the battle takes place everyone would be fucked.
>>80993418
Jake could totally incapacitate about everyone one else.
I think Marco knows karate and that's about it, he'd get taken.
Darwin's just a fish out of water, Rigby's a raccoon, Mabel and Summer are basically just children, Sylvia I have no idea but I think Jake could stand up to her.
Ice Bear will be a strong fight but Jake could likely handle it.
Connie now may be able to take on Jake. Will she have her sword though? Finn was able to competently take on Jake and I see Connie as being a slightly weaker Finn, and if she has her sword she'll be even more powerful.
Ultimately if you can convince Jake to use the full extent of his shit he'll just go full Dogscape on everyone's ass.
>>80993861
A respectable decision. After all. A captain always goes down with his ship.
>>80993463
With Items, do you think Finn could defeat Star? She has virtual harry potter levels of magic, it's ridiculous.
Also Steven would just try to swarm everyone with a hundred copies of himself.
>>80993898
It's the age old theoretical power level dick waving contest. The autism doesn't need to be justified, or even recognized because everyone knows the autism inherent in the dialogue itself.
>>80993913
Finn and Jake win by a landslide
>>80993913
If we consider No Items, who would you choose to protect you as a group. The first list of main protagonist, or the secondary side characters?
>>80993898
It'sfun.
>>80993946
Sylvia>ice bear
If that helps. But they're both street level. Jake is a clear but above depending on the ep.
Why do people think Star is useless without her wand, especially in comparison to Morty. There was a whole episode dedicated to her not having to rely on it because she's a great fighter.
>>80993418
No items again?
I don't know much about Rigby and Gumball.
But again if it's no items it seems it'd be
Jake>Sylvia>Ice Bear>Marco>Mabel=Connie=Summer
>>80990852
>Steven
>Wander
>Dipper
>killing anyone ever
Fucker who you foolin?
They'll all just team up and stop whatever evil overlord is holding this tournament.
>>80993946
>Connie as being a slightly weaker Finn,
Except Finn is above baseline. Connie without a gem sword is as good as Mabel, let's be real here.
>>80994057
Darwin*
>>80993946
That'd probably depend on if they bothered him or not. He's absolutely terrifying when he goes all out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zyUPSw76sQ
But most of the time he doesn't bother, so they'd have to take advantage of his pacifist nature.
>>80993913
Are all the gems included? They're pretty damn strong as long as the plot doesn't require them to get incapacitated by ketchup and shit.
But Rick will be there and he'll just come up with a gadget that instantly kills everyone other than him and Morty.
Gems are the powerhouse, Rick and Morty are the smarts, Finn and Jake are the wildcards that may be able to get lucky and win the day. Not sure anyone else really factors in.
>>80993986
Depends on which items. AT has a really long list of reality breaker tier items, even if you just limit it to items Finn has personally possessed at some point or another.
>>80993986
With items I think star had the edge but it would be close I would like to think. Finn is great at supernatural and Magic fights as witnissed by wizard brawl and other fights. But star does have great experience at brawls too. At the very least it would be a great fight. But I gotta stick with my boy Finn.
>>80994057
thing is if she fought morty barehanded,morty might actually kill her when she gets distracted like she usually does mid fight.
sorta how morty pushed that guy down the stairs in that purge episode
>>80994095
/thread
OP is a evil faggot lord
>>80990852
I miss hunger games threads on /co/.
We had classic matches man...
>>80994122
Jake usually gets serious when Finn is in legitimate danger, so if he's protecting you it makes sense he would view your safety in a similar light.
You gotta earn his care, then if you get in danger he'll jump in and go Hulk mode on everyone. The thing is he could easily get tricked like how Finn put a few past him in that clip, so you gotta watch out for characters who are crafty and shady. Jake got raw power and at times amazing creativity but not a lot of smarts.
>>80994035
I think second.
There's Jake who can serve as ultimate protection, Wander's horse for transportation, Ice Bear who's a maniac, Marco can karate, SU chick seems to be strong from what's been posted here, more bros to chill withand more qts
>>80994182
>>80994057
exactly. If Morty stopped pussy footing and actually got into a fight it would be on his terms and with a kill in mind. Star fights shit for fun and she's good at it so I'd say 50/50 because Morty would be going for an underhanded and secure kill.
>>80990852
Wander.
>>80994131
If steven gets the gems, they can turn into a literal god tier entity assuming the temple is to scale. If he gets connie, they just become a high level fighter but no extra abilities.
>>80994131
well,technically it doesn't really matter who the powerhouse is.
what will happen is that rick will kill everyone except morty but gumball will also survive due to toonforce
>>80993418
is that Sylvia picture supposed to be representative?
>>80994035
First list no question, wander incapacitates Sylvia, regular show characters are irrelevant, Mabel and dipper fuck off somewhere too
bear fight?
Jake is really the only wild card I would worry about as I don't know who could match him from the first list.
>>80994151
This seems legit.
>>80994182
>>80994253
Star is a girl though. Morty likes girls.
Some of them have no reason to be there and aren't really fighters. I'd say it'd be down to Finn, Star and Death-Kwan-Do Mordecai. Yeah, remember Death-Kwan-Do? The Death Block can block anything anyone else on there can throw at it.
>>80994131
Just the two characters listed by OP.
>>80994268
if steven gets gems then that would mean that morty would get rick in which case rick would vaporize the gems
>>80994311
You arent being serious with that flimsy defense, are you?
>Everyone mentioning that characters are pacifist/wouldn't kill and acting like Finn isn't in that list
He almost exclusively fights monsters and other shit that's objectively evil, I doubt he would be okay with slaughtering a band of plucky folks like the rest of the characters.
There's been a bunch of times where he tries to meditate a situation without killing everything, and he'll likely try that in this fight and get stomped on by whatever characters have no problem with indiscriminately killing stuff.
>>80994337
I remember death kwan do requiring a specific outfit and hair styling to work.
>>80994311
Yes, true. But as we're learning his betamax is what fuels his rage. Getting played by cat girl on purgeworld was half the reason he was pushing cunts down stairs. He would try team star, maybe, get rejected then scream like a frog poster and either run away or try a surprise attack when they're put understress or he has to choose between him or her.
I don't see how anyone can pick dipper
He's literally a child that had never actually won a full on fight in the show
Or mordecai for that matter
I've never seen wander so I can't say much but star steven and gumball are the only real choices
>>80994280
The toonforce is just as likely to fuck Gumball over for comedic effect as it is to save him though.
>>80990852
Grizzly.
>>80994311
that won't matter.
if morty feels like he will be killed if he does not do something then he won't just stand there and get killed.
although i feel like if morty subdues her,he might take advantage of star.
that is if he subdues her after she tries to kill him
>>80994430
>star steven and gumball
kek
>not including Finn and Morty
M I S T A K E
>>80994404
So? Not letting Mordecai dress the part is like taking away Stars wand or Steven's Gem powers.
>>80990852
Morty would be the only one willing to kill. The rest would try to handle him like any bad guy. I don't know anything about SU so I'm taking Star to be the most powerful. She could probably be taken by surprise. Then it's 2 against 8, but the 8 aren't on a team. Depends on the setting I guess. I know there's no items but if we can find/create makeshift weapons then it'd be a cakewalk. As far as I know Morty is the only one who wouldn't hold back and the rest would be too busy looking for a way out or goofing around to defend themselves.
>>80994479
Stars wand IS considered taken away for most of this discussion. Steven, like gumball, has powers inherent to him.
The rule is no items.
>>80994479
>Implying the wand isn't explicitly an item
>Implying Steven wouldn't literally cease to exist without his gem
No items final destination is pretty self explanatory.
>>80994460
You're saying Morty would rape Star?
>>80994491
Finn is liable to fight seriously but otherwise yeah that's basically the lay of the land.
In a contest to take out humanity and conquer Earth, who succeeds? Chloe only wins if the planet isn't doomed.
>>80994531
no more like play with her body once he subdues her thinking that its ok since she tried to kill him
>>80994491
So does Morty get some of Rick's tech? Is that fair? He'd probably win if he had the battle-suit he had in Look Who's Purging Now.
>>80994479
Mordecai dressing that way is not standard equipment, like at all. It'd be like giving Finn all those magical superpowers from the Wizard Robes he only had for one episode.
>>80994394
He had problems with having to kill a simple ant back in season 1. Has he changed his I SHALL SLAY NO EVIL nature?
>>80994390
It's not flimsy. Morty gets distracted by cute girls often and easily. That's just part of his character.
>>80994409
Even at the end of the episode after all the things that happened, Morty was still trying with her.
>>80990983
>he chooses grizz
>>80994587
im gonna give this to rick.
he might find a way to kill bill and lich
and the gems are fodder as well as dominator
>>80994573
>that chloe disclaimer
jej. I was wondering how you were going to justify that.
It goes to Rick's battery counterpart easily, with bill and lich as runners up. Multiversal tier always out play the others. Unfortunately I can't remember gumbo's multiversal enemy's power set
>>80994587
Rick or Bill. Leaning in favor of Rick. I'd say Bill could just will Rick into the Sun, but since when have reality warpers used their powers intelligently in a children's cartoon?
>>80994587
I don't know what the SUG shitter there do but if Bill's got a physical body, it's EASILY him. If he doesn't, he still wont be killed so he can just outlive the rest I guess
>>80994460
There is literally no way Morty could take advantage of or trick star. She's not some love struck diva, she's a Barbarian brawler on the level of Finn with no reserve.
She'd just straight up bash his skull in with Mewni strength.
>>80994573
Lich wins that one in the long run.
>>80994621
you are forgetting the part where morty turned the tables around when king jellybean was trying to rape him.
>>80994573
Lich wins by default, he's only trying to speed up what the universe will do anyways. From my understanding Dominator literally destroys planets for shits and giggles, and Bill easily has the capacity to win, provided the creator of the show isn't a hack and there aren't regular human twelve year olds running around.
Yellow Diamond presumably has a bitchin' alien armada or whatever but she's pure speculation.
The rest could probably pull it off anyways, but I don't care enough to write up why.
So who would Anon be safer with indenpedently of power level (assuming Anon is treated like your average plot-device minor character)?Wander>Steven>Dipper>Finn>Grizz>Star>Mordecai>Morty
>>80994573
Bill is actually pretty weak.I'm not sure how he was supposed to take over the earth. I mean, he himself says that he was wasting a lot of energy just battling the shack robot.
>>80994734
If King Jellybean was an attractive female, Morty would have let it happen.
>>80994727
no she would stop midfight and think about marco is when morty would kill her
most likely by strangling her from behind
>>80994616
OK, I get you now. The match-up is really imbalanced in this case, though. Gonna say Finn or Star. Steven should not be allowed to use his powers. Morty, Gumball and Dipper die first.
>>80994727
>on the level of Finn
No. People forget how high tier Finn is. She's liek Finn sure, but Finn is pretty high up, he's just been getting written poorly since the cucking seasons and the show turned into Marcy and Peebs.
Also he's an ancient space God. So very much no. Include the space God and it's always Finn. He basically just reincarnates and reality warps himself some fun adventure.
>>80994788
plus since rick travels dimensions,he would already know of bills weakness
>>80994683
>>80994714
>>80994716
fuck it, im putting the file back up
now with uncle grandpa
>>80994788
shack robo was made as a hard counter to him though. But as far as the other multiverse villains he's pretty low tier.
>>80994621
He's not that retarded though, he has about as much sense of self-preservation as you'd expect a real person to have. He's not going to let a girl kill him because it's a girl, dont be retarded.
>>80994337
Mordecai needs mullet, jean shorts, and a page from the book to perform Death-Kwon-Do, and Steven can block without any of these things.
>>80994573
Alien rick is as smart as rick, but even Rick couldn't the galactic federation and Yello Diamond is a galacticc federation. I say Yellow Diamond because alien empire and space hitler.
>>80994822
>no she would stop midfight and think about marco is when morty would kill her
>most likely by strangling her from behind
>Would stop to think about Marco
>Thinking about Marco would let her pull her punches
I don't even know how that sorta line of thinking would follow. Morty is a weak beta nubile, he couldn't trick anyone much less a Barbarian super-princess into letting him kill her.
>>80994888
dude there is no way any of them can beat uncle grandpa
Least to Greatest
>Gumball
>Mordecai
>Star
>Dipper
>Finn
>Morty
>Steven
>Never watched WBB but it's a fucking bear.
>Wander
>>80994854
Infinity is a big number, he can't automatically know everything about every existence that's ever existed or will exist.
>>80990852
>Finn
Pretty tough, though gimped without one of his many swords. Still good with fists and pulled off shit like ripping the Lich's face apart fueled by heroic willpower. Grass thorn may help out if it decides to give a shit. Pretty good choice.
>Star
Unfamiliar but if she mainly draws power from her wand she's fucked according to these rules. If she has any more latent powers she may be a strong force. No idea.
>Steven
Very potent force as he gets to loophole all his powers past the rules. Gotta shield, bubble, plant powers, other stuff he hasn't unlocked yet. The problem is that he can't do all that much offensive damage, so unless the rest of the characters kill each other while you stay safe you may be at a standstill. Still good choice.
>Gumball
Toon powers may be able to get you out of this or fuck you over even harder than you were at the start. Risky choice that may pay strong dividends. Gumball himself is pretty weak.
>Wander
To my knowledge he radiates good feelings and happiness and stuff, so maybe he can convince some of the more easily swayable characters to protect you too. Not something I would rely on though.
>Grizz
Is a fucking bear. Can eat other characters, claw their ass, shit on them, be cute, what more do you need. Likely won't be powerful enough though. Plus I remember one episode Finn headbutted a bear of similar size into unconsciousness no problem so Finn>Grizz.
>Dipper
No physical force to speak of and doesn't have his book. Pretty screwed unless he can pull a plan to save you out of his ass in the 5 seconds before everyone else dog piles you.
>Morty
Like a better Dipper but still not too strong. No science gadgets to save his ass, may be able to take on/distract some of the weaker characters but still losses pretty easily.
>Mordecai
I feel he's at least a little stronger than most everyone else cause he's like 25. In the show he almost always needs some magical item to save the day. Likely not enough.
>>80994840
She's closer to Season 1 Finn imo senpai. Later Finn has better strength feats, but his personality and skills take a 180 as he gets sorta sissified out.
>>80994939
she would stop and ponder what marco would be doing once she sees that morty is lying on the ground
you know,the typical kids cartoon shit
>>80994840
>People forget how high tier Finn is.
Finn's skill and power fluctuates wildly throughout the series, but I assume we are going by his best? In one episode he takes out gigantic ghost gladiators effortlessly, the next he gets beaten up and captured by a squirrel or some candy people.
>>80994854
I wouldn't say all ready "know" his weakness, but once he does there is nothing stopping Rick from capitalizing on it. Also he has a time crystal which is just a magic doodad that makes things magically happen.
>>80994888
Nicole would just straight up beat the shit out of everybody sans Uncle Grandpa because he has insane reality warping.
She would do to Bill what Stan did in a heartbeat. Especially if she's been pushed past the Limit.
>>80994888
Unironically UG.
Physical form pissed off Bill wouldn't even be able to deal.
>>80994971
counsel of ricks document all those kinds of things
>>80994976
In conclusion,
Star(?)>Finn>Steven>Gumball(50% chance)>Wander(maybe)>Grizz>Morty=Mordecai>Dipper
>>80994919
Again, the girl in the purge episode tricked him and left him and Rick for dead, and he forgave her and was still interested in getting together.
He's your regular teenaged pervert played to the extreme.
>>80990852
I'd pick wander just because I'd feel really bad if I was somehow responsible for his death, plus I'd rather eat ice cream with him anyway.
>>80995042
The council that Rick wants nothing to do with?
>>80994888
Objectively correct list:
Rick>Uncle Grandpa>Dominator>Bill>Nicole>Lich>Skips>Toffee>Jasper
>>80994971
>People STILL don't understand infinity
There is more than one manifestation of infinity. It's canon that Rick's multiverse has a documented finite curve as well.
>>80994888
Uncle Grandpa clears out everyone.
>>80994934
>even Rick couldn't the galactic federation
Rick destroyed a whole universe in one episode. Several if you count the comics.
Rick could probably take down the Galactic Federation, he'd just have to kill septillions of innocent people to do it. I'd say he wouldn't do that, but like I stated just now, he was willing and did destroy at least one entire universe.
>>80995061
why do sug fags keep wankng steven?
he is a wuss and incapable of anything
heck you could just grab him from behind and snap his neck
>>80994714
>>80994888
Bill had a hard time figthing a wood robot made of scrap just because it had a magic barrier. And his overconfidence always bites him in the ass. Fuck your shit, Bill is a winnie.
>>80995061
Finn>Morty>Star>Steven=Gumball>Grizz=wander=mordo>Dipper
>>80994599
no items, but I think after how he's handled himself in the spur-of-the-moment, Morty would manage anyway with whatever's lying around
>>80994621
This is true, but you could work around that by killing/incapacitating her first, maybe on your own. But pretty much every character in the fight would have the same problem.
>>80994587
As much as I probably sound like a fanboy at this stage (I like at least 4 of those shows though believe me) I'd have Rick down for this. He's clearly heavily based on Reed Richards as much as he's based on Doc Brown, and Reed Richards can deal with omniverse-level shit. A few of the others deal with multiple universes but are generally limited within them.
It might be a draw with Bill though since he can do similar stuff to Rick (both have created pocket realities, for example) only Bill uses his inherent power to do it whereas Rick uses applied knowledge. So it depends on if Bill is at full power or if he has to jump through the hoops he usually has to.
>>80995137
Uncle Grandpa goes above Rick. We're talking about a 4th wall breaking reality warping "cartoon logic" character who is aware he is a cartoon character.
>>80995137
Rick with items and preparation time can't top god like reality warping.
>>80995125
i mean that they would have already documented everything like that.
he doesn't need go to them just go to the counsel dimension and find an encyclopaedia
>>80995062
Yeah he was fooled because he's still assuming she's not evil or something. If she pulled out a knife or gun on him, which she did later, he's not going to just act like everything's fine and let her kill him.
Again you're severely overplaying how much he'll let shit slide.
>>80995173
Because he has fucking magic powers dawg, that already put him above like 75% of everyone else.
Physicality wise he's pretty flimsy but you're discounting all the good shit he has in that bellybutton of his.
He's tubby magical Captain America.
>>80995173
He has no neck.
Stop getting /sug/ paranoid. The OP said No Items and Steven's defensive abilities are a part of him.
>>80995255
The problem with letting Steven use his powers is that the other competitors have been deliberately sabotaged right from the start. If he has his powers, everyone else gets to have whatever they usually fight with.
>>80995255
no. He has a shield. He's never won a fight and always gets bailed out. He's essentially a mascot character. There are ten year old humans better than steven in his own universe. Are you seriously implying methodical fighters like Finn, Morty and Star wouldn't fuck his shit right up?
>>80995207
>Morty would manage anyway with whatever's lying around
This is final destination, there's nothing lying around. No items means no Pokeballs, capsules, healing items or bullshit Final Smash Hax.
>>80995278
>Stop getting /sug/ paranoid. The OP said No Items and Steven's defensive abilities are a part of him.
>Op set Steven up to win.
OK< thread is shit if this is the case. Let's talk about >>80994888 instead.Uncle Grandpa wins. Rick forfeits when it's down to him and UG because he's sick of his stupid shit.
>>80995310
Yes, lets assume they have their main weapons and their power is despiced by their last appearance.
>>80995208
>>80995220
Rick would probably be relatively unphased by UG though, most everyone else would be made into a joke while they try and destroy him.
>>80995310
According to OP rules that's how it goes.
Gumball, Star, and Wander (if he has anything) got whatever magic shit attached to them too.
>>80995331
He's beaten up a few things but he's much more defensive than anything else. That in no way negates just how strong his defense can be.
Only problem with Steven is that with him you have very little ways to actually fight, just be protected until his powers eventually run dry.
>>80995255
What a ridiculous claim.
Outside of his magical bubble and shield, he's for all intents and purposes a tubby 14 year old kid. A fat one out of shape at that.
The only thing he can literally do is cower underneath it and wait for the other combatants to take each other out. But Finn has broken through hard crystal rock beings before (The Gem demon in Joshua's dungeon), Steve's one gimmick means nothing to him.
He's allowed his powers because outside of defense there's not really a whole lot of use for his Magic.
Star because Star is best girl. Then kill Steven for being a faggot
>>80995411
defensive my ass,he would be killed the moment the fight starts.
he is extremely slow if you are forgetting not to mention he is dumb and naive
>>80995411
He can hamster ball a little but his shield is as good as he can use it which is poorly. He was struggling when Connie saved his ass in hospital against one or two low tier gem zambies. Any high tier roster character would take him out easily unless he hamstered up or ran. Both of which are temp solutions.
>>80991992
Finn vs Steven is basically Batman vs Superman where you have to sit and think, can that guy get through the magic alien's defenses?
I usually lean on the side that goes, no, without a convoluted plot, the human being will probably get tired before the magic alien's magic wears down.
>>80994888
UG literally ripped his own damn head off just to beat a person with it. Has anyone else on that list cone close to that?
>>80995435
>The only thing he can literally do is cower underneath it and wait for the other combatants to take each other out.
If that's what they would do then he's literally the best option available. Why take a fighter if you can just wait everyone else out and double team the straggler?
I don't think everyone is fighting everyone though, so ultimately Steven in a dead end.
>>80995482
I don't watch Steven Universe, but I did watch the Uncle Grandpa cross-over. Doesn't Steven's bubble activate reflexively? Uncle Grandpa shoots him with a Death Ray and a bubble popped up to protect him without Steven doing anything.
>>80995515
Finn is as strong as a gem you fuck wit. Star could beat Steven and she's human tier.
Finn is literally no contest against steven.
>>80995515
no its not.
batman is very smart while steven is incapable of anything smart and is basically a fat moron
>>80995515
>is basically Batman vs Superman
>Comparing Steven to Superman.
We can all agree someone on the top row is gonna win and I think it'd be Finn.
Star without her wand can't compete with anyone here and Steven has the best defense by far, but next to nothing in terms of offense except maybe throwing his shield
All Finn would need to do to win is Dodge Steven until he gets and kick his lights out.
>>80995411
>>80995407
>>80995397
>>80995372
>>80995333
Say we took this fight over to a Hunger Games style Arena. They're now allowed weapons, however they're stacked in the center of the stage and they have to get to them first.
Other generic primitive weapons are allowed and thrown in anyway. (Bow, swords, spears, ect)
Considering some might not die immediately, it's thus a prolonged fight over the arena.
How does this change the outcome?
>>80995411
Wander has his sentient hat, which can summon an infinite amount of anything, and orble juice, which allows for interstellar travel. If he acts out of character and begins fighting to the death, he's been shown lifting 1+ tons before and could easily beat everyone else.
>>80995533
>double team the straggler?
>straggler
Finn the human, superhuman strength, magic arm, tactically experienced, career fighter, multitudes of stamina.
>straggler
>steven and anon double team
>straggler
>winning
>SU
>ever
>>80995562
that crossover is not cannon and no,if steven is unaware of the danger then the shield does not come out
like i sad stevens shield only comes out due to emotins
>>80993418
If Final Destination, Jake. The dude is pasically a physical god.
>>80995623
bear dies, steven has no weapons anyway and isn't trained in anything if he did, star going strong, finn going strong, wander going strong, gumball screwed, grizz screwed, dipper still screwed, Morty wild card, modo going strong.
>>80995623
then morty wins cause rick would probably place weapons for hm
>>80995623
Basically
>WHAT TIME IS IT
>>80995623
It's just a matter of who gets Stars wand first then, that's all it comes down to.
>>80995746
Rick would think it's funny and give him shit weapons. Not nothing but nothing OP. Just enough to secure survival.
>>80995623
Whoever gets Star's wand first>Whoever gets Wander's hat first>Fin>Everyone else.
Am I the only one who thinks that people are seriously underestimating Gumball?
Gumball operates with some Serious-Biz Looney Tunes physics, which if "healing" can be considered a part of SU, then so can those be considered a part of him.
Looney Tunes physics, not to be confused with merely cartoon physics, make him practically immortal. Gumball has on occasion been *diced* through and through (sometimes doing so to himself as a joke), split in half to have his internal organs talking, hit by explosions, equipment and lasers with clear effects on the environment like demolishing concrete structures, etc etc.
Basically, for some of those comparisons, where it is implied that death is actually very very really (like Morty's universe for example, lol), it's practically like putting a character like the Mask vs a normal human.
The only exception is Starr whose wand can technically one-shot everything from range.
>>80995781
Hardly. Star is awful at any magic other than beam spam. Finn is good at fighting magic and has a little himself. Star would have a shot but Finn still has the odds.
>Finn
Depending on the writer he could kick everyone's asses or be useless
>Star
Never seen it
>Steven
All defense, he's great as a protector but in the end we've have to run away
>Gumball
Wild Card; Either his mother genetics and quick thinking will save us or the void will make him suffer for the universes own amusement
>Wander
Somwhat like Steven but his hat and dumb luck will assure us an escape
>Bear
Bear
>Dipper
Prep Time= We win
No Prep Time=Puts up a good fight but ultimate we loose
>Morty
Quick thinking but not particularly good fighter. If he goes postal we might have a chance
>Mordecai
Literally useless. Rely on dumb luck or some 80's dressed cosmic god might come out of nowhere and save us.
>>80995623
Why don't we test this shit and find out who truly would come out on top?
https://brantsteele.net/hungergames/reaping.php
>>80995805
not if it means morty would genuinely die
>>80995820
What does the hat do?
The Journals can do some fucked up shit, like evoking Bill as a last resort even
>>80990852
Morty, he's a killing machine when he gets pushed.
>>80990852
I wanna fuck Wander
>>80995831
He does have Uncle Grampa-tier meta awareness and powers, true. But as someone mentioned earlier he also has the power of Fail against him
>>80992461
See Gumball is a born loser. Slacker, the laid back cool cat, his own luck is destined to do him in. He's not the kind of cartoon character whose plot bends around for him or absolves him, if anything his Plot-force fucks him over every chance he gets. He'd never be able to take advantage of it because the same powers he get would be run around the same narrative rules that ensure he always fails ironically at the end.
>>80995831
Gumball has the highest power level but it's ultimately random chance.
Either things go like The Advice and everyone around him suffers or maybe he's the one who suffers. Ultimately it depends on whatever the Void finds funny. It's a literal 50/50.
>>80995867
Star with her wand can Transform others into cute little animals, or summon powerful big ones.
Not that means anything to someone like Gumbo who warps himself casually.
>>80990977
You don't watch Rick & Morty, do you?
>>80995831
Gumball cannot even beat up a T-rex. He struggled in his fight against Darwin. Then there was that time he tried to take on a superhero persona.
Overall he's pretty ineffectual.
Also personality wise he's not the kind of person you'd want to trust to protect you.
>>80995964
While Gumball's power are random and he does get most of the pain, recently he's no longer shown as strictly the loser.
Some episodes shown him not only alot stronger but manage to get his way. For example out of all the characters in OP's picture he's the only one with a girlfriend.
>>80996020
Morty is surprisingly useful but he's still human. Even if he goes postal, it'll only take him so far. He's basically a dumber but stronger clone of Dipper.
>>80996017
not if morty gets a hold of any gadgets rick leaves for him
>>80990852
>picking dipper
>any year
Should have replaced him with mabel, atleast she can fight.
I love how absolutely nobody considers themselves a combatant and only relies on their ally.
I'm 6' 5" and was a heavy-weight in my highschool's wrestling league. Even as a fatty I can easily beat the shit out of Dipper and Morty, probably Gumball too. I don't even need an ally to beat the shit out of 1/3 of those people.
Otherwise I pick Star for waifu reasons.
>>80995883
he has a morty card to cash in at the council of ricks
>>80996017
And? There are some OP wizards in AT too. Classic IK was pretty intense. Too bad he's a joke now.
Still as another anon said, we went well in wizard battle tourney and all that and as you know Star uses beam spam. She only warps shit in passive situations.
Trick question. With Wander in the battle nobody's going to die.
>>80996100
you are forgetting none of the others barring finn will kill.
the fight will end up being between finn and morty in the end as all the others will get killed,oh except gumball
>>80996154
>Implying anyone would give tribute gifts to Morty
>>80996020
I watch Rick & Morty and Morty is neither strong, skilled or intelligent. He's also murdered innocent people because he felt like it.
>>80994835
>Steven should not be allowed to use his powers.
Too bad, it's part of his physiology.
Thread theme
https://youtu.be/4WgT9gy4zQA
>>80996175
Finn would dominate you and Gumball would elude you. The only reason he was so low tier is because the allies are high tier. In a straight anon vs situation he'd still dominate.
>>80996199
That or it's a different rick and a different Morty. There are a heap that are very like the show verse pair like game verse and comic verse
>>80996100
>For example out of all the characters in OP's picture he's the only one with a girlfriend.
>He doesn't watch Steven Universe
I pick the bear. Because he's a bear. And not a little kid. Or a hippie. Wait is the bear a hippie? If the bear's a hippie then deal's off.
>>80996091
Yes but the problem is that in all these cases, all the rest of the people operate in Looney Tunes physics too.
I remember in one of the latest episodes, banana joe had a bite taken from what was heavily implied to be equivelant to his brain, and one of the sandwich characters, cut his own crust with a knife and ate himself. So. Erm. Yeah.
Darwin too can be put through a cheesegrater, come out as a pile from the other end, and then "pop" back unscathed.
But can Dipper? Can Starr? Even in magical worlds like Finns, for Finn itself clearly an arm amputation was a big deal until a sort of beyond-himself world cure was found.
>>80996199
looks like you have no more arguments cause if you watched rick and morty you would know that rick would never let morty die
>>80996265
Those guys were not innocent. They were purging.
>>80996243
Star will kill pretty casually.
She was raised by the royal guard and took pleasure in popping her toys apart. She's kind of a maniac.
>>80996265
He's outskilled rick at least twice. He has a lot of latent skill and wit. After the parasite episode this is impossible to deny, not to mention it's been in foreshadowing since season 1.
>>80990852
Wander, because he has that hat.
>>80995888
A person can pull any kind of object out of the hat. The hat's limitation is that it will only produce something the user "needs". It can also overheat and go out of control with the spawning if used too many times.
>>80996265
>strong, skilled or intelligent.
You're probably right about strong and skilled but several episodes, especially Anatomy Park, showed that he's a quick thinker under pressure.
He's also the only one on the list willing to kill.
>>80996352
no she wont' forget that first she will stop midfight to think about something which will prove to be fatal for her.
at most she just beats monsters up but never kills them
>>80996175
Finn>Star>Bear>(You)
Yeah, I could probably beat Mordecai, Morty, and Dipper under most circumstances, but I can't beat a bear, I can't catch Wander, I can't break through Steven's guard, I can't predict Gumball, and I don't have the fighting experience of Finn/Star.
>>80996301
Connie isn't Stevens official gf.
Steven isn't even Connie's age.
Gumball is the only one who legit made out and went with dates and still is.
>>80996203
If she's going for the kill, she'll use her power to the full extent and sweep up house like went she powertripped on Toffee and crew. Not saying it will be enough to crush Finn, but Finn's shown demonstrable difficult with magic before, like with Magic Man or the Wizard Town. He was easily done in even in the early season by the Butt Witch. As a brawler he's great, but it's not a surefire win against Star.
>>80996345
Rick said he thought they were just hiding. They didn't have weapons.
>>80996366
thanks, that's an interesting concept, specially for a more comedy focused show
>>80996460
also those magic vines in finns arm will protect him from any blast
>>80996460
Not in character just like gumbo and wander won't be all out on toon physics at the very start. Finn and Morty would accept shit quickest and resolve to end things fastest.
>>80996435
They went on a Date.
She's as an "unofficial" girlfriend as Penny is to Gumball. They've gone out on weird dates before they even interloped (The not-movie theater run, ect) To not consider them interloped at this point would be stupid when eps like Sworn to the Sword drive home how close Connie truly is to Steven.
>>80996366
I'm not quite sure if the "needs" thing is a real limitation, Wander just refrains from abusing his hat, and only uses it when he needs to. Hater was able to threaten the hat into spewing out girly things that he definitely didn't need.
Let's do a best-worst case scenario for each, because it's fun.
>Grizz
At best, he'll try to do those improve/prepare myself plot things and save you while still losing somehow, neutral ending. At worst he'll kill you accidentally before the others do it.
>Steven
At worst he'll fail because of inexperience and he dies sacrificing himself for both you and the other character (possibly the other character might adopt you because change of heart). At best, he'll protect you, have some friends and survive through kindness.
>Dipper
At worst, he'll sabotage himself because he's not prepared and you'll die because of it, also he doesn't die because he was never a threat to the other character. At best, he prepares himself tactically and wins any battle this way.
Can't say much about the others, but these are based on their usual plot courses.
>>80996366
That sounds just like that shit on Amazing Ladybug. Kind of a cheap Deus Ex as far as plot devices go.
>>80996535
How far would Steven make?
He has the highest defense out of all of them including a healing factor but he's also the only pacifist.
>>80996593
Fair enough.
>>80996492
It sucks that there's no third season though. Wander just drops the back story behind the hat in a quick bit of exposition.I don't remember the exact details but I believe it had something to do with him stealing the hat from two warring sides who were abusing its power.It would've been cool to actually see that as an episode.
>>80996642
I've seen two episodes of that.
I'm 80% sure it's a show for toddlers.
>>80996175
It's because we aren't going full autism Anon.
>>80996647
>but he's also the only pacifist.
I hate people who want to discuss shit wihtout knowing the minimum basics of the other people on the list.
Wander is more pacified than anyone else. Faggot, please. Also Steven would get stompped by Finn or Star early on.
>>80996600
I really should re-watch season one. I remember that being a limitation it had during "The Hat".
>all this grizzwank
In universe, they're nothing like real bears. They're fucking pudgy little retards the size of a golden retriever with no athletic abilities.
>>80996755
I forgot about Wander sorry.
In my defense it's on Disney XD, has no marketing behind it and is a dead show walking.
>>80994573
dominator wins just for being a mary sue
>>80996696
Wrong, it's a show for toddlers andFetishist.
>>80996593
The word you're looking for is "eloped."
>>80990903
>>80991015
Why did this thread go past here? Anyone that's even watched AT should know Finn would have absolutely no difficulty with anybody up there. There are eps like Dungeon Train and Dad's Dungeon where he goes for hours fighting giant gladiators and DnD abominations and wins. His stamina is pretty much unbeatable and none of them have the combat experience he does. He'd punch the lights out of Star and Steven and quickly make short work of the rest. He's just in too high of a league.
Some one start up a hunger game for fuck sake.
>>80997043
This
>>80997043
giving control to rng when you could be having your own fun right now
>>80996983
nah star would also get killed and the only survivors would be finn,morty and gumball and then its finn vs morty barehanded with gumball alive anyway
We can all at least agree that Mordecai would be the first to die and has no reason the be on OP's list, yes?
>>80990852
Wander, because of his hat.
Pickle and Peanut kill everybody
>>80997250
Unfortunately yes.
>>80997250
Mordecai falls under some weird circumstances, circumstances that allow him to be ridiculously strong for very brief amounts of time and beat up random adversaries every ep. But none of them are consistent enough to state he'd last long in here.
>>80996653
Wander stumbled upon a galactic civil war over the hat, and decided that the only way to end it would be to take it for himself.
Why are powerlevel threads so fun?
At least as long as they don't involve anime characters.
>>80997921
Anime characters are ridiculously stupid with their powers and powerlevels, I'm glad cartoons will never have an equivalent to Madara Uchiha.
>>80997921
Because it's fun to speculate and discuss who'd win in a fight, so long as people don't get too autistic about it.
That might be why you don't like anime powerlevels because people get to into it and it becomes about a bunch angry fans yelling about how their favorite character is better. It also might be because anime tends to be incredibly ridiculous with powerlevels, same with comics.
>>80997921
Interesting to see different people interpret how it would go down.
Like in this thread, there can be good arguments made for just about every character except maybe Mordecai.
>>80998062
Take it from someone who use to use a forum for death battles type fights, anime nerds get way too into it. They literally do calculations and try to speculate on every last detail of physics within the verse and everything, it's crazy stupid.
>>80997247
>finn vs morty barehanded
Wi...Will they fight naked covered in baby oil?
>>80993418
Jake gets lazy, he and Sylvia settle to go out for pie
>>80990852
Wander settles everything and we all get ice cream.
>>80998967
I hope so.
Tighty whities is also acceptable.
>>80998754
physics shit is amazing. Like how the guy figured out mikoto could beat accelerator as one of the factors of a field she could generate didn't have a direction and thus wasn't a vector. Or like yuri physics of Sakura Trick.
Phyics autism is literally the best and most impressive kind
>>80998062
Nah they are still fun. You get stuff like 'the unbeatable stick' from them and at worse you can shitpost about the flash.
>>80998754
especially if it involves characters like saitama or helck
The others can't beat Steven because he will make them his friend before they kill him.
>>80993418
You just made an Ice Bear vs Jake fight.
>>80990852
People forget finn's arm can sperg out into a giant leaf blade. the only person who could defend against that is steven as far as i know. Assuming Finn doesn't act stupid, he can take it as steven doesn't have enough aggression to see a fight through if you ask me.
>>80999304
>saitama
meme character. No one does real calculations for him.
>>80999408
It's supposedly a death match. If they all woke up in a new dimension and were told to be the last one standing or never leave, morty might make the call.
Steven and Wander might team up.
Dipper would be paranoid af
Everyone else would be varying levels of keen for fighting and chill about some weird dimension travel.
>>80999681
oh i meant the power level threads shitposters make on /a/ with him,usually to bait dbz fags,which take the bait like starving africans in somalia rush for food
>>80999656
We're kind of ignoring the whole "Finn can kill cosmic space gods with his cursed Grass arm" thing because it's crazy stupid, and also inconsistent. Grass Arm only works on plot demands.
>>80990852
If anyone's going to survive it's going to be wander.
Because you don't win a 9 man deathmatch by fighting. You win it by running the hell away and convincing people to save you for last.
>>80999877
Shonen shit is dumb because their protagonists get so ridiculously overpowered quickly in their series. By the end/current point in One Piece in Naruto, Luffy is punching down Islands and Naruto can blow up Continents with his gimmicks and it gets into stupid DBZ level fights.
Funnily enough Powerlevels in DBZ were originally invented to mock the very concept that people use them for, as shown how every opponent they came across had a higher power level but usually got beaten anyway.
>>80999681
>It's supposedly a death match. If they all woke up in a new dimension and were told to be the last one standing or never leave, morty might make the call.
Too late Steven already made him his friend.
He was about to kill Steven but then Steven hugged him and Morty started crying because he's never felt a genuine hug before.
"Th-th-this is so outside the conventions of m-m-my every day life what is happeninnng"
>>81000071
its funny cause nowadays dbz fans really have no arguments ever since goku got offed by a laser
>>80999942
Not intentionally. We're just ignoring the fact that he himself is an immortal space god.
>>80999942
that's stupid. it's something he can do. we're not working with the plot of the series. if it's something he can do on his own, he can do it.
>>81000086
And then Finn and Star punch their shit in and don't stop.
Steven tries to raise his sword but they shrug and no sell that shit, bleeding their fists over it until it breaks.
In most battle royales it's pretty difficult to determine one sole victor. It could go to anyone reasonable but Mortecai. Steven, Dipper and Morty could only win as a war of attrition biding their time while the others take each other out.
Mordecai can access the basketball force. How fast does he shitstomp?
>>81000157
I don't really understand DBZ powerlevels anyway. At the beginning of Z Frieza can blow up planets. So every fighter AFTER him can do it, but so what? They're all still fighting martial arts and using street level attacks anyway so how can anything meaningful be said for their power? Even at SSJ3 it barely looks like a character is any less impressive than SSJ1 or Frieza on Namek, or even the very first fights. We're just supposed to accept on command these characters are THOUSANDS and buhmillions of times stronger somehow no matter how ridiculous it is.
In theory DB Super Gohan should be stronger then Cell-Arc Gohan but I'd bet my candy ass that kid Gohan can beat his faggotry Super counterpart with the way he's depicted.
>>81000188
>And then Finn and Star punch their shit in and don't stop.
And then they fuck in the middle of the corpses on the battlefield.
>>81000086
Nah assuming Finn and Star don't meet first, because they're the two shoot first characters with Morty being scared and unwilling to fight initially and the others being chill everyone will make peace. However. Say they don't get out of final destination until there's one of them? That is where Morty cracks, starts the blood flow, Star and Finn rev up on the traitor Steven tries to go all friendship and redeem him getting himslef into the cross fire. Finn, Star, Morty and Steven are in a melee people pick sides from that and there's your death battle. Of course wander is in the centre of the fray trying to remind people that they could just live in the neutral zone happily.
>>81000163
He literally hasn't done it any other time before or controlled his Vine Arm enough to mob up an opponent. Maybe if we saw him use it more consistently, otherwise we cannot say if he has any control over it.
If he gets his grass arm, Star would get Mewberty which is like a powerup in itself. I just thought it was assumed we were omitting sudden powerups displayed within the series.
>>81000291
They actually explain this sortakinda. it takes a certain kind of technique to blow up a planet. Not everyone can do it and it's not particularly useful against other fighters.
>>81000274
It's generally agreed that he's the first to die anon.
He alaways has to rely on some 80's eldrich god to save him.
Even Morty who has to rely on allies 95% of the time has a decent shot for his quick thinking and the only one willing to take a life to survive.
>>81000274
He loses to Gumball whose Unluck is so strong it turns into actual luck and causes him to stumble upon winning the game and out competing Mordecai in some crazy out-of-nowhere way.
>>81000188
>And then Finn and Star punch their shit in and don't stop.
Finn's punch bounces off his shield
And gets stuck in a big gooey pile of friendship
Star leaps headfirst into Steven's arms and is hugged into submission
The match ends with everyone singing "Kumbaya" with Wander on guitar.
>>81000291
He can only destroy the cores which destroys planets. That's like saying I can throw chunks of lead faster than your eyes can follow but what I am merely doing is pulling a trigger.
>>81000341
>The last living white blond human fucks with a blond haired blue eyed xeno princess
Truly a nazis wet dream.
>>81000351
>Star would get Mewberty
except that is clearly a one off conditional. Finn is symbiotic with his grass arm just like steven is with his gem.
Not that it matters, given that Finn wins without it, but whatever.
Wander, Steven and Grizz would immediately refuse to fight, which would stop Finn from killing them because he has a strict moral code.
Everyone else is basically irrelevant with no items.
>>81000392
There were literally 2 episodes dedicated to showing how reluctant Morty is to killing people. Also the show has gone out of it's way to show morty is pretty fucking stupid
>>81000428
I don't think Gumball can be swayed by the power of friendship.
He's trope savvy enough (and also kinda a selflish dick) that he's kind of immune to cliches like that.
>>81000428
Star on the warpath could be turned but Finn would be pretty solid. Besides, unless he's fully bubbled Finn wins. If he is fully bubbled Finn wins later. By that point though the fight lust would have lowered and they would have chatted about shit through the bubble.
Still.
The best way to maintain a consistent character reaction is to say they're all aware that they can't leave unless there's only one left.
Even then Finn would talk.
>>81000428
Actually what if we considered it a fist fight only/ Who wins out with physical strength? i feel like that still ends up being between finn and steven.
>>80994888
With prep time he can beat any of them.
>>81000483
Until Morty snaps under pressure and ices on of them which starts bad blood. Grizz for sure would go mental and attack shit. That alone would mean others would take sides which means the fight would eventually either start or restart.
>>81000430
By the time they reach the Androids who are stronger then SS Vegeta who is stronger then those other Androids who are stronger then Mecha Frieza who is stronger then regular Freiza we should expect they can blow up planets without going for the Core. Even Cell attempts to do this.
It's more like shooting a bullet fast then the eye can see, but then saying you have a gun which is 10000x faster with it's bullets, which realistically should explode people into a bloody mess from it's velocity but just appears like an ordinary gun so there's no way to validate it.
>>81000465
Finn hasn't really learned to control it like Steven has, and he's never used it in combat. It may be a part of his body in the same way Star's mewberty is but he has no means to access it.Unless he has, Idunno. I haven't watched since the 6th season bomb. Pls don't tell me he goes full uggo again with that stupid arm sometime later.
It's possible but, sort of a gamble for him to depend on it.
>>81000502
Except more recent episodes explicitly show Morty is unstable, especially under pressure and has a hidden propensity towards mowing down anyone and everyone when he goes postal.
He certainly wouldn't go in violent but when being trapped there becomes apparent and no other solutions appear he'd be the first one to do it.
>>81000502
Season 2 Morty has become alot more apathetic and while he won't immediately be willing to kill, he will definitely be the first to suggest it and ultimately go through with it especially with his increasingly short temper.
Morty is also book dumb but is shown to be resourceful many times, look at Anatomy Park for his best cases.
>>81000714
Yeah and? Without any weapons Morty is just a dumb violent 15 year old kid. Even Dipper could probably take him out if he imagines he's fighting a Multibear.
I'm conflicted whether Morty or Mortecai would get taken out first.
>>81000464
Hey man, if you're already fighting to survive in a unkown place for the sake of entertaining some beyond forces that had taken your freedom, you may as well just enjoy your time the best way you can.
And after a exhausting day, you're always thirsty for some action.
>>81000717
>Anatomy Park
you keep saying that friend but it's the parasite episode where he explicit comes to a logical deduction before Rick-smartest around- Sanchez.
>>81000685
He has used the grass sword in combat, many times. We know it's feats well and we know it can reappear when required. All the OTHER shit perhaps is inconsistent but the magic grass blade that gives him what equates to auto aim is definitely documented.
>>81000717
season 2 morty tried to save a gas cloud he dind't know at all for the sake of saving life, and only went postal because of how annoying the people got and he was only able to slaughter cause of the robot. By the time he gets frustrated enough to do anything finn would have cut his head off. If anyone gives no fucks about the sanctity of life it's finn.
>>81000797
Dipper's never killed a man and at his best Morty has actually brawled pretty well lately. Dipper would get rolled. Morty is the strongest of the base humans. Star, Finn and Steven obviously excluded.
>>81000797
Dipper would die first for sure
So Final Destination, No Items, means that the character's have nothing but their basic abilities.
We assume that they are all willing to kill, even though fucking none of these people would ever kill someone even to save their own life, (except Morty, he'd even stab Wander in the back.) so it's just a power level contest.
Steven's the best at protecting you because his entire power set is defensive abilities. He could tank any of Star's magic explosion attacks and she hits way harder than anyone else. He also has some form of super strength but it's vague and his fighting ability and experience suck.
ALTHOUGH, I realize right now that he could fuse with you and you'd be probably be OP. You might be able to beat up a tired Finn or Star as fusion you, after sitting in your bubble shield for the whole battle.
Plus Steven's powers get stronger when he's protecting people, that's a thing I think.
Star's good at hand to hand, and has a wand that's just great. you could stand behind her as she shoots people being the only ranged character. Hardest hitter in the whole group. However she can lose her wand, and other people can steal it and use it.
Finn has his sword because he always has a sword in his backpack, he's also good at hand to hand and has the most experience by a mile, this wouldn't even be a weird day for him. He might also have his god-mode grass hand, which I think would instantly win the fight.
I'd wager Finn or Steven. Finn for best fighter and Steven for keeping you alive. if you fuse with Steven you might be able to beat Finn if he's tired from beating up everyone else. Then again grass hand beats anyone.
>>81000602
The problem with this kind of thinking is that you assume only the character in question is capable of planning and being active.
Using "prep time" is a cheat, a way of saying "I want this character to win automatically". Give them all prep time and see how he fares. Lich could destroy his whole universe given time.
Sorry to be that guy who goes full serious mode in a power level argument, but even with prep time, there is no way he's beating Rick. Rick's literally got a planet powering his car. A planet which formed in a universe he created.
Other feats are creating an airborne virus which infected the entire planet within seconds which turned people into giant Preying Mantises and then into horrible flesh monsters. He also cured magic curses created by The Devil himself in an afternoon with Science. This short list alone makes Rick out to be such a fucking mary sue.
>>81000814
Finn is willing to kill monsters easy, but he's alot more moral when handling people. His heroic duties would prevent him for going to kill route. He'd maim and kick everyone's asses but kill will be Finns last resort.
>>80995562
That episode was specifically Not Canon.
>>80990852
> Star
> Not gonna die a virgin
>>80991328
Techncally it's not losing either.
>>81000814
Nah, Finn is all about justice mate. Besides, all it takes is the first kill to have everyone start wigging out and thus creating conflict.
For starters Dipper would be paranoid as hell the second he was transported and while he wouldn't shoot on sight you just know he'd be looking for his 'captors' to slip up and reveal their true motives or more about what is going on.
After dreamscape, weirdmagedeon and Mabel there's no way he'd trust anything in an alt world, especially not off the bat. He and Morty would gel well for that reason and other shared personality traits. Once something screwy happens one or both of them would crack. Morty, still, being the more effective and fatal of the two.
>>81000908
Rick's defense is mostly just running away so he can build some device to save him then trying to outsmart his opponent.
Uncle Grandpa inherently wins because he's a literal omnipotent god and Rick can't run away from that.
>>81000647
Morty is definitely a wildcard, and in the situation I described he could probably low key take down Dipper and Gumball while the top tier players talked. I could see the others teaming up to stop Morty, particularly Finn and Steven. By then he's pretty much dead.
>>81000595
Steven doesn't know his own strength so neither does the audience.
He is definitely stronger than how he usually presents, though, because every now and then he'd tear apart arcade machines or smash cars or carry people twice his size without noticing it.
>>81000906
>nothing but their basic abilities.
No, just no items and depending on how literally you want to take it, no opportunity to gather items. I perosnally think a neutral dimension is fine and that they could gather basic shit. I don't think Finn beating people with a branch is too OP nor does leaving Dipper and Morty without a rock to throw seem fair either.
Banjo.
>>81001022
>Gumball
Gumball is an even stranger Wild Card whose power levels fluctuate randomly. Gumball either dies by his own shitty luck or outsmarted.
>>81000906
And no, people have thus far assumed Wander and Steven at the very least are too bitchy to get fatal.
So just assume that it's winner gets home and let the cards fall where they may.
>>81001001
Earlier in the thread I actually said Uncle Grandpa would win. I was taking mostly about that Star vs The Forces of Evil villain.
Let's do this shit right
Should I create a new thread or not? We go one matchup at time with a poll
What do you all think?
>>81001046
Yes, but all of Stevens Strengths are strictly defensive. Connie will be needed for any actual fighting back but no allies allowed.
>>81001089
My bad didn't know.
Does Mordo know Death Kwan Do? Lets say he happened to be wearing jeans and a mullet when he was transported.
Where would people place him then? I think he could easily be top 5 with those moves.
>>81000813
yeah he doesn't have that anymore
We're not talking about the Grass Sword from S5-6 but the Cursed Grass Arm, the arm that only manifested it's powers in one scene of a dubious finale. We're talking about standard equipment being absent and using the latest showings of a character. No items means no Grass Sword.
He may have his Cursed Grass arm still embedded in him, but it's questionable how reliable that is as a powerset. He hasn't even used it to re-create his grass sword yet.
>>81001123
>Yes, but all of Stevens Strengths are strictly defensive.
He has a defensive temperament sure but talking pure physical strength he is definitely a level or two above what people assume.
>>80993560
>complains about Ice Bear being OP
>says to throw in Rick
>>81001120
You should pair up Morty Vs. Dipper and Steven Vs. Wander since their the most similar to each other.
>>81001120
I'd be cool with a new thread honestly, this one's not got much life left in it and starting a thread with a poll tends to be a good idea.
>>81000909
It's difficult to account for other humans because Finn is the only human in his world.
He has beat the shit out of plenty of humanoids in his world however.
>>81001120
I dunno dog, brackets can rig it for some characters. Also character dynamics and team situations go out the door.
If it's just a measure of tactics and power level then I guess I vote:
Finn
n/a
Mordo
n/a
>>81001153
With Death Kwan Do Mordo shoots up to number 1 i think.
>>81001120
Mordo takes Dipper, then Star kills Mordo.
Morty immediately kills Wander, then decorates himself in Wanders blood.
Finn wins his bracket, no contest.
>Steven v Grizz
Literally a stalemate, neither will kill.
>>81001194
>>81001199
Should I add others, like Uncle Grandpa?
>>81001218
Forgot about that aspect desu
>>81001225
No way. DKD sorts out other DKD users. That said Finn would be the only other competition.
>>81001120
>1
Mordecai
>2
Star
>3
Morty wins despite being outmatched in every category because he's willing to kill in cold blood
>4
Finn
>5
Neither of them would be willing to fight, but Steven would beat Grizz if they did.
>6
Star
>7
Finn
>Winner
Finn
Dipper would get taken out first. He is more of a thinker than anything else and has relied on weird devices to get him through tough situations. he has the least real fighting experience out of everyone (Don't know about wander or Star). can't see him getting far at all.
Morty would be next, he has the mentality but not even close to the fighting ability to do much for too long. especially if he goes full sperg he would just be running into death.
it's between Mordecai and Grizz who goes out next. Mordecai on his own has some good fighting experience and resourcefulness and has survived some pretty harsh shit, but assuming Grizz in full nature mode is anywhere close to death bear mordecai may be in trouble.
Gumball would outlast those 4 only because he can take a retarded amount of punishment (cartoon logic aside) He'd be a punching bag for most of the fight and may even possibly win because of that alone...but let's be real gumball never wins.
lastly we have wander, finn, steven and star. Now from what I know wander is the type to sooner run or make peace and is a small target so he may be ignored for most of the fight. He may be the last one standing when everyone else has died assuming no one takes him out before then.
steven is probably all around the strongest and most versitle on his own in this fight, and he's more than capable of fighting, but I couldn't see him really wanting to put the finishing blow on anyone. also as a mostly defensive fighter he'd be relying on blocking people's attacks making it hard for him to be a winner.
finn will definitely be the most aggro so he'll probably be doing most of the killing. Finn may also tire himself out quickly as he doesn't seem to have much stamina. from what I know star's power comes from the wand so assuming that's unlimited and can fire projectiles or protect her she may be able to take out a tired finn.
so it depends upon a number of factors...but it most likely will be steven star or finn.
>>81001266
>Morty immediately kills Wander, then decorates himself in Wanders blood.
Hold on buddy, Morty isthe first to go postal but he's not a sociopath. It'll end with Friendship honestly.
>>81001279
>Uncle Grandpa?
He's a god anon, it's not even a discussion if you add him.
>>81001294
What do you mean sorts out? It works on everything.
>>81001266
Steven throws the shield like a frisbee, Grizz runs to catch it because he wants to look cool, ends up being knocked cold when he jumps high in the air and misses everything but the ground.
Win goes to Steven.
>>81001279
Toon Force shitters shouldnt even be in the question, they're anime tier levels of stupid.
>>81001307
>Finn may also tire himself out quickly as he doesn't seem to have much stamina
There was an episode of AT entirely about Finn's unlimited stamina tho
>>81001307
>he has the least real fighting experience out of everyone
Dipper vs Manliness bruh
>>81001332
>>81001381
I had no idea, just saw his name been thrown around left and right in here
Does Steven get to eat a bunch of watermelons?
>>81001416
>Dipper vs Manliness bruh
He turns out to be a HUUUGE PUSSSSS though.
>>81001333
Yes and no. Someone earlier was implying the block was infaliable but I doubt that. Rigby's was over powered and also it was aimed at the blocking arm. I'm just trying to hit that nail on the head before people think a DKD block will auto nullify a punch to the head.
Chuck a shoulder in and you'll be right of course but it's not infallible. Also DKD punches are pretty high tier.
>>81001332
Depends on the Morty we get, he could totally sperg out and kill everyone with pure unadulterated autism
>>81001459
He didn't puss out, he stood for what he thought was right nigga. He did go through the 50 tasks
>>81001120
1. Mordecai easily. dipper really seems to be the weakest of the bunch.
3. prolly morty
4. after a long and cringey battle finn comes out with a new blue fur scarf
5. Steven would beat grizzly and feel terrible afterwards then heal him with his spit.
2. Star I guess
7. would probably be the best battle, steve would probably out stamina finn though and can tank pretty much anything finn throws at him with his shield and bubble
Finals: have no idea.
>>81001499
PUSSSSSSS
>>81001459
Watermelons definitely count as items
>>81001460
Seeing how it can be used to caused enormous amounts of destruction to the park like the ground, buildings, and structures as we've seen in the episode it's pretty safe to say the style effects everything. Someone toss a boulder at Mordo or Rigs during a Death Block and it would still block it.
Here's a question that I think deserves consideration:
Would Morty and Finn's raging hormones will get in the way when it comes to fighting Star? Will their dicks get in the way of doing what needs to be done?
>>81001307
>strongest and most versitle on his own in this fight
Yeah sure, because a tubby child can outskill a kid who can jump down buildings, tank dragons, is egged on by pain and kills for a living. Yeah. Sure.
>>81001534yes
>>81001120
A good kid with emotional problems that doesn't really want to fight vs Wander? That's a pretty one sided "fight".
>>81001567
the saddest part is...yes yes he can.
>>81001567
When the tubby child is half of an alien warrior caste then yeah.
>>81001534
Morty easily might be affected by this, but I think he'll eventually realize that he ain't getting any and be okay with fighting. It's not like she's Jessica anyway.
Plus isn't Star a little young for him?
With Finn I could see this being a legitimate problem because not only is Star a lady, she's royalty. Finn's been serving princesses his entire life and old habits die hard, not sure if he'll be able to raise his sword at her.
Plus she's way more attractive than 95% of the princesses in his world.
Morty maybe, Finn probably. I could see Morty getting over it but I think Finn could be pretty damn conflicted.
>>81001508
>steve would probably out stamina finn
Finn has super human strength and stamina. Fuck sake guys.
>>81001508
>Mordecai easily.
Dipper got multibear fucked up
>>81001583
You mean Wander would win? Isn't he an extreme pacifist?
>>81001567
It's not even skill, it's fucking magic. Steven could obliterate Finn and he wouldn't even have to try. Stay mad fucko.
>>81001637
>>81001637
SUfags
pls go.
>>81001656
But Steven is LITERALLY super human.
>>81001637
>>81001625
/sug/ go back whence you came. Finn is at least gem tier strength (which Steven is nowhere near) has boundless endurance, competance (depending on the ep but even his average is miles above Steven) and is a career slayer.
It's a no contest.
>>81001665
Dipper probably used gadgets against multibear though, without items he is literally just a 12 year old kid.
>>81001534
100% yes. Both are betamax. The difference, Finn is subdued by his beta, Morty is powered by it.
>>81001665
He'd either convince morty to forfeit or if that's not allowed morty would probably kill himself. I mean shit he's not far away from it as it is.
>>81001742
>Dipper probably used gadgets
Did you even watch the show? All he had was some shitty spear, it's not like a fucking laser gun he needs to bring in from outside the fighting grounds.
>>81001720
Finn is LITERALLY a GOD(/ancient universal eldritch entity). Go back to /sug/ if you don't even watch the other shows on the list.
>>81001534
I asked this earlier, since the same applies to Star and her bloodlust.
Would any of the boys be smooth or attract enough to get her xeno pheromones going? Her going full Mewberty is the only way I can see her beating Finn in raw strength, and man handling everyone else.
>>81001722
>>81001699
Can we not start this shit? This is a fun thread, just ignore people if they're bugging you.
>>81001722
>>81001699
Hey man don't bring your little fandom wars into this.
It's not my fault that Steven's a magic tank.
>Finn is at least gem tier strength
He can't even beat a single vampire.
>>81001742
He used a spear he made in the woods
>>81001766
Nigga, it's kill or die, Morty is a psycho, he'd tear Wander a new one
>>81001798
Bro he was a REINCARNATION of a god, now he's a human with higher than average strength and dexterity.
People missed the point of that episode so hard.
>>81001798
>Finn is LITERALLY a GOD(/ancient universal eldritch entity).
He's a reincarnation, there's a BIG difference. He is still LITERALLY a human.
>>81001567
I really really don't get why people over estimate Steven's strength. The strongest thing he's ever done is Lift a Car. Outside of that, he's pretty much base human with one magical power, his shield/bubble set.
To see what Finn would do to Steven, just look at all the other times he's fought golemns, elementals and Crystal beasts, or the time he fought in Dad's Dungeon specifically and over-powered a several ton Gem-eyed demon.
>>81001766
>Thinking Morty would just let himself die
He'd most likely act like he's about to kill himself then suddenly stab Wander. Being around Rick for as long as he has means he won't just sit there and die.
>>81001798
Calling Finn a god is incredibly, retardedly, facetious. He just gets reincarnated, his current form is just a plain human.
>>81001811
I've been here awhile mate, I've not started anything. Suddenly people are claiming Steven can out skill Finn who deals with more powerful magic than Steven's all the time and that Steven can physically match him anyway because he's half gem. No. We clearly have visitors who don't watch all the shows involved.
>>81001796
>All he had was some shitty spear
And in the arena he would have nothing. seriously, what is a 12 year old going to do in that situation? He's 12, Mordecai is like 25. He won't have a spear to get a lucky shot in with.
>>81001722
>Steven is nowhere near gem strength
Steven can crush metal rip apart machines with his bare hands, his entire gimmick is defense and has a shield that can tank death lasers from a space ship, and has shown to be very resourceful in tight situations. hate on the show all you want, but he's more than a match for finn who's abilities are inconsistent af.
>>81001865
>The strongest thing he's ever done is Lift a Car. Outside of that, he's pretty much base human
We must have very different ideas of base humans if yours can lift cars.
>>81001886
No in the arena there would be trees and rocks and shit, more than enough to craft one.
>>81001865
>lifting a car
>Base human
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEb7HTcasUc
Toward the end of this clip.
If SU gems work like that tentacle guy's gem I think Finn got Steven beat.
>>81001811
How is that saying much? Vampires in AT are crazy strong.
Not to mention he beat Hudson Abadeer who was a soul sucking monster.
Literally none of the other contestants could take on Abadeer, save for Dipper with his book and enough prep. Star tried to face someone similar and got wrekt by Toffee.
>>81001766
I don't know Morty's life is awful but he doesn't seem to type to pull suicide.
Hell Wander is the type of person that would be willing to sacrifice himself so Morty would live. Killing Wander would be one of the many traumatic moments in his life that would bring him closer to the edge.
Wander and Steven sort it out and we all go out for ice cream and pizza.
>>81001904
Not him but it's not that he isn't base it's that Finn is above base by a large amount. For stamina and strength he can at worst match and realistically best Steven saying otherwise is bullshit.
>>81001865
>Can overpower a giant gem eyed monster
>Then can't even beat a vampire
finn's feats are pretty inconsistent.
>>81001811
That was a Marcy ep
We all know the writing is inconsistent. Watch Finn in his prime and say he can't ream Steven.
>>81001883
I'm sorry if you're upset but you're forgetting a lot of instances where Finn loses pretty hard to magic. His thing is he can SURVIVE a lot of magic but that's all he can do against shit like vampires, the stronger demons, freakish fake angel beings, etc. Which is impressive but it doesn't make him a one man army.
New thread with the bracket/polls and one fight at a time? We going to get nowhere with this FFA settings
>>81001807
What's Star into?
I feel like Steven and Gumball are too young, Mordecai too old, Wander's kid of weird and unless she's into bestiality Grizz is out.
Finn's a hero and can have some charm but is beta, Dipper's smart and can come at her tactically like in that house part episode but is also beta, Morty might just come at her with primal lust but can also be beta. I'm uh, noticing a common theme here.
So maybe one of those 3 might get her rocks off.
>>81001807
Haven't seen Star Vs., so it depends whether it's a key part of her personality or if that was just a one time episode thing.
>>81002025
Again, it depends what the focus of the episode is. It's how narratives work. He has many consistent strong feats, regardless of whether little things like the vampire happen his average is still very high.
>>81001959
finn was going to get his soul sucked out on sight before marcy stopped her pops. finn then snuck on the guy when he had a moment of weakness and sealed him. he didn't beat shit.
>>81001959
>How is that saying much? Vampires in AT are crazy strong.
So are gems, by default.
>Not to mention he beat Hudson Abadeer who was a soul sucking monster.
Did I miss an episode? I remember him banishing Abadeer after being a minor inconvenience or becoming possessed by demonic energy himself but not actually "beating" Abadeer in the way you mean.
>>80991585
>However, she is quite random
Made me giggle for some reason.
>>81002055
>What's Star into?
Emo boys who play music badly on their Yamahas.
>>81002065
It's a one off. It's alien puberty. I don't know why anon is stuck on it but I don't think she has multiple puberties. If you wanted to spin the story real hard you could say she was taken before the episode but, you know? Also blah blah, love blooming on the battle field and so on. I don't think a death match would be her ideal muberty trigger.
>>81002055
>Morty might just come at her with primal lust but can also be beta
Morty isn't as beta as you think he is. He's managed to get a girl into him until Rick made her tiny as well as be able to get Jessica to go to a dance with him.
There was also that year he lived in his dogs head and had plenty of sexual experience.
Doesn't Finn have a warrior's code that says he can't hurt the innocent or something? Wander and Steven are as innocent as they get so wouldn't be be unable to harm them? He'd probably commit soduku before harming Wander.
>>81002163
So then Robbie?
Fucking kek.
>>81002119
>So are gems, by default
Finn has, in show, displayed feats of equal or greater strength as well as fighting a soundly beating gem enemies. Please.
>>81001965
Yes
Like I said before in >>80993328
they would probably team up before eventually dicovering the deal of Anon's fate and start killing each other (even if it hurts to do it).
>>81001955
Better scene, reminder that Finn beat this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcProZKOezk
Finn>Gem Monster>>>>>>>Steven
>>81002176
Then yeah no. Morty and Finn making stupid decision with their wiener brain are parts of their personality as a whole.
>>81002218
Adventure Time gems =/= SU gems.
>>81002193
Yeah basically. Unless he thought they were violent or evil he couldn't weight in. That's why brackets limit shit. A team fray where shit is wild allows for a lot more moral grey and confusion.
Pretty sure a big part of Finn's power is his inner motivation and drive to succeed. Heroic willpower and shit, more than his strength and smarts this is what's saved his ass a bunch of times. When its at his peak he can do stuff like avoid the Lich's mind control and when he isn't as into it he could get subdued by a squirrel or a collection of small lemon people.
To have him be at the level of some of the shit he's done in the show you gotta really ramp up his drive to protect you and beat everyone else.
>>81002237
>>80993328
Dipper wouldn't be THAT friendly though. He knows about other dimension and the shit that goes down. Especially the dangers of trust people you meet in them.
>>81002246
>finn tossed a giant stupid monster into a pit
>stronger than steven
come on dawg
![S1E7_Star_and_Oskar_ride_flying_snail_to_space[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/TgfSmgt.jpg "S1E7 Star and Oskar ride flying snail to space[1]")
>>81002055
Douchebags.
>>81002218
Equal, maybe. Greater? No.
>>81002119
>So are gems, by default.
And? Steven doesn't routinely fight Gems.
>Lapis - befriended
>Jasper - Amethyst took care of
>Corrupted Gems - The Crystal Gems always took care of. We've never seen him handle any of them
Hell he couldn't even really deal with those Hospital Gem Monsters. Whereas Finn fights Ghosts, Werewolves, Bears, Vampires, Dragons, Liches and all manner of insane monsters all the time.
In terms of strength, experience and combat Finn is very obviously superior. If this was Finn vs the Crystal Gems it'd be different, but it's not. It's Finn vs Steven and Finn has the edge by leaps and bounds.
>>81001955
SU gems are not broken that easily. Amethyst fell from a giant cliff onto a sharp rock and only got a crack.
>>81002304
It's too things according to the show. He's multiclassing.
On one hand you have pali Finn who's all about justice.
On the other hand you have zerker Finn who is egged on by nothing other than the thrill of the challenge and the pain of the struggle.
While heroically he won't start shit, if a brawl started and shit got real he would get on his game pretty quickly.
>>81002392
>Hell he couldn't even really deal with those Hospital Gem Monsters.
He overpowered them pretty easily, he just lacked a killing blow.
>>81002392
This.
Steven's power is extreme defense but no actual fighting. This plus his pacifism like Wander means he's probably last up to final three but probably not win.
>>81002392
>Jasper - Amethyst took care of
Confirmed for not watching the show
new thread when?
where is that bracket faggot, I kinda like the idea
>>81002385
Fine, I disagree but I'll settle on equal. That's still a substantial amount of power, endurance and stamina. Higher than Steven at the very least, as, as a half gem he's pretty gymped. It could be like asking Steven to fight servant gem or fusion gem. For obvious reasons runt gem is an easier fight so lets not bother counting it.
>>81002406
Amethyst was breaking apart left and right when that one Gem broke in and she had to reform herself constantly. But I guess it can be blamed on the fact that she wasn't taking the time to heal herself and form a strong enough body.
Plus, you know, it's amethyst.
>>81002475
Yeah, I don't wanna keep posting in this one since it's sliding off.
>>81002055
Isn't Steven 14?
>>81002475
>>81002565
Wait till page 10 or nah?
>>81001534
>>81002263
>>81002176
>>81002065
>>81001807
>>81001652
>Everyone would be so beta to Star
Dipper would probably be friendly with her, at least until he realizes how much of a threat she really is, then he freaks out and gets untrusted with her.
Steven will be friendly with her as much as he is with everybody, he would try to cooperate qith her once he discovered her OPness. He's pretty cool with friendship stuff.
Wander would be kinda like Steven, but kinda using Star as Sylvia.
Morty would be betamaster.
Finn knows how to deal with princesses, still quite beta though.
Mordecai is friendly but on his usual moronic stoned-friend-like way.
Grizz is as much socially overfriendly as Star.
Gumball is more of a brat around anyone actually.
>>81002474
Garnet whatever you fuckwad.
And even then she didn't really defeat her, it was Lapis who chain-raped her into the ocean.
The point is Steven is nowhere near as strong as the CGs. When Pearl and Amethyst were fighting, he was only getting in the way and Amethyst cast him aside easily. He's never been shown to be an actual fighter, and like I said earlier couldn't deal with those run of the mill mutated Fusion-Gems without Connie dishing the damage. He's a non-combatant like Morty, Gumball and Dipper.
>>81002545
Poofing is not the same as breaking. Their bodies outside of their gems are just magical constructs.
If a GEM, the actual stone in their bodies, breaks, they die. If it cracks it's pretty much like having brain damage.
>>81002575
Yeah but he looks and is biologically 8 so I don't expect anyone lusting for him anytime soon.
>>81002493
Finn would have just enough stamina to break through the bubble shield (which is virtually unbreakable to most forces- Steven can tank a harpoon shot and a rollercoaster crash without even trying, only high falls and gems/gem tech could hope to break through it), but fall apart when Steven pulls out his actual shield which is an even stronger tank.
>>81002616
>Morty would be betamaster.
>Morty gets a girl riding on his dick on the second episode
Sure anon.
>>81002575
Looks like a ten year old though, I'd think they'd get judged by appearance.
Star's that old so unless she cares about technicalities I don't think she'll go for it.
>>81002616
>Dipper would probably be friendly with her
Maybe because he is also a betamax. Dipper would be the least friendly of the blokes I'd say. Morty would come in nice and unless it look like a fight Finn would just be scoping shit. I reckon Finn and Star would tussle if they were the first to meet up. Might just be one round but there would be contact.
>>81002680
Finn literally has fucking loads of stamina and no just because some simple one time impact doesn't break it doesn't mean only gemtech can wreck it. Come on.
>>81002607
Might as well go now.
>>81002737
>Finn literally has fucking loads of stamina and no just because some simple one time impact doesn't break it doesn't mean only gemtech can wreck it.
So far the only thing that has been shown to break it is powerful gem shit. Finn can have the forces of a hundred harpoon shots and he can break through it but by the time he does he'll be tired out and has to deal with Steven's even stronger shield that can stop a barrage from an advanced space ship.
It's unstoppable object versus immovable wall and I just don't think Finn is as unstoppable as an alien war vessel.
>>81002616
Steven is literally growing his own harem of alien girls. Star will not be able to resist
>>81002839
Once the bubble is gone it's a sword fight. Surely you don't think Finn wouldn't know how to slip a sword around someone. Shield only block what they hit.
>>81002616
>All these people assuming Star is even on their radar
She's not some 10/10 temptress who gets everyone wet in a 10 mile radius jesus. Shes just some girl who dresses like those weebs in high school.
More than likely none of them would even be interested. Finn is the only one who would be bothered and that's just because she's a princess, an authority figure he normally trusts and helps.
>>81002737
Steven's shield withstood that hella powerful laser shot from a warship, that's more firepower than Finn can dish out.
>>81002692
They would be explosive if they teamed up, which would probably happen.
>>81002902
pretty girls always chance how things go bro
>>81002889
Why does Finn have a sword? Are we talking grass arm or a legit sword because no items
>>81002946
She's not even considered all that pretty in her own damn show. She's just an average girl. Leave it to /co/ to think that just because she's a girl that must mean all of them are going to fall in love and want to fight for her.
Like i said, you people are placing way too much emphasis on this totally fabricated idea that all those guys are horn dogs that want to fuck every girl they see or that Star is some sex goddess that every guy falls head over heels for. Her status as a girl, however attractive you think she is, is a non-factor.
>>81002902
>implying Dipper, Finn and Morty don't drop it when they see mildly attractive humanoid in their strike zones
Spaghetti everywhere. Canon af.
>>81002903
It's called ignoring the shield and stabbing the lard. Unless he's bubbled he's vulnerable. Only a retard intentionally strikes on a shield.
>>81002940
Finn would be a good combo with most combatants. Perhaps not the brainier ones but everyone else.
In fact speaking of combos, a fusion Steven Finn would womp everyone even if items were allowed
>>81002971
Fuck it could be a stick or a hunk of rubble or fists. Reality is, if it ain't a bubble then there is a chance of being hit. The shield might be unbreakable but it ain't omnipresent.
>>81003090
They dont.
>>81002971
He got his arm back so he probably has a sword.
> no items
Not sure how that work. Finn sword, Star's Wand and Dippers book and so on are practically staple part of their character. Not to mention Steven himself pulls out items out of his stomach.
Really the only one who'd benefit would be Morty, Gumball and the bear who naturally don't have items.
>>81003060
Honestly I don't think some of the other contestants would care.
She's humanoid and pleasant looking enough and there's a chance that could be enough for Finn or Morty, at least to make them hesitant at first.
>>81003060
I mean Finn absolutely falls all over himself for any confirmed princess, Morty can't resist a single thing that has a vagina, no matter how weird, and Dipper can't resist a chance to nab the quirky girl.
>>81003090
>Spaghetti everywhere. Canon af.
you forgot mordo m8
>>81003060
It's not entirely about banging her, we have basically some kids, a bear, a alien, a alien-human hibrid and two antropomorphic animals.
Some of them just want a friend to trust, also consider they're currently in a death match context.
Why is everyone forgetting that Morty can turn into a fucking car
>>81003119
Really? Morty spergs over Jessica, anatomy park girl, the cat girl just off the cuff. Dipper you MAY have a point with, that little guy zeroed in on Wendy pretty hard but finn would be pretty keen to meet a fellow human (despite her not being one) or close enough, around his age who adventures. Sure as fuck those two would be besides themselves.
>>81003214
Finn i'll give you but it sounds like you've never seen Rick and Morty. That's not a part of his character, it's not like he's trying to get with any and every girl at all times, they're incidental situations like Snowball's dream. And yes Dipper can, it's like you dont even watch the damn shows.
>>81003266
Fucking ace. I had totally forgot that. Now he's a viable team up partner and he has a way to better fight beyond fisticuffs.
new thread
>>81003277
>>81003277
>>81003277
>>81003090
>SEVEN CAN FUSE WITH OTHER HUMANS
Oh shit, now that you mention it, this opens a whole world of possibilities to his powers and his conrades' powers.
>>81003266
He can't control of though. Also Steven, Gumball and Mordecai (maybe Finn too?) have destroyed cars in the past, if anything he's less of a threat as a car.
>>81003266
Because it's a joke and should be treated as such. That's like saying 'Why do people forget Gumball can go super saiyan" but at least Gumballs cartoon physics power level is a core part of him.
>>81003268
Yeah but she's going on an their trip, in school it's not like Morty tries to get with every girl he can. He likes girls that just happen to be close with him. That cat girl could be seen as him trying to help someone who looked defenseless.
>>81003318
Sweet
>>81003356
He was all about park and cat just after meeting them. To the point where he'd go out of his way to save and slay them.
Yes he's the kind.
He asked his grandad for a sex robot that he used for liek a week straight.
Get with it anon
>>81003354
>Why do people forget Gumball can go super saiyan
Shit, should we consider this? Gumball does technically have access to some insane powers thanks to cartoon physics, are we all dismissing him too soon or is he just too retarded to compete?
>>81002839
>tired out
Finn spend days battling against magic creatures, monster and stuff non stop without breaking a sweat, lifts monsters and other shit weighing dozens more than him and at some times even tons, has telekinesis when emotional, master swordsmen skills and a cursed grass arm, aside from been athetic, having years of experience and lots of endurance.
The kid is all around the best pick here.
>>81003446
We've had alot of discussion over this anon, read the thread.
>>81003297
>catbitch
>jessica
>blonde
>the fuckbot
The only girl he ever turned down was his own sister.
also
>implying Dipper wouldn't fall for Star the same way he fell for Wendy, by her teasing him and him going 'fuuuuck'
>>81003060
In most cases it wouldn't matter, but consider all the other contestants and her gender is very relevant.
Absolutely every one of those boys except for Wander and Grizz are lovestruck teenagers who have wet dog soggy penis-brains. Half of them are huge beta-wetknees dogs who would bend over at the first sight of a girl.
>>81003433
Like i said though those are tied to his adventures, he doesnt go out of his way in his school life to do anything like that. Even with Jessica he never takes a direct approach.
>>81003537
Dipper wouldnt. Him of all the guys i dont get why people think he'd give a fuck about her.
>>81003685
Getting transported to an other dimensional death fight would be exactly like one of his adventures f//am what are you even saying here?
>>81003542
>Half of them are huge beta-wetknees dogs who would bend over at the first sight of a girl.
Finn, yes. Dipper, Mordecai, Steven, etc. Nope.
>>81003731
It's nothing like that. With his adventures he always has Rick, he has a safety net. If he's going somewhere all by himself to a death fight no way is he going to get side tracked by a not even particularly attractive girl. He'd show little mercy if he knew his life was on the line.
>>81003772
>Dipper
Wendy
>Moredecai
Several seasons over Margaret. ALSO CJ.
>Steven
Hmm, maybe not? He has Connie and seems pretty stable.
>>81004102
Dipper only likes Wendy, that's the thing. Same with Mordo, he falls for particular girls, not just any walking vagina. Same with Steven again, he already has someone. These arent characters that just think with their dicks 24/7.
>>81004183
Mordo might be discerning but he is still a complete spurg there m80
>>81004183
>These arent characters that just think with their dicks 24/7.
I want to believe you but with how fucking long the cousins wrote and characterized Moredecai as a dick-thinking beta cuck obsessively angsting over his next date it's hard to accept.
>>81004325
You're both right. He would beta out over star he's like Dipper, he's an obsessive beta rather than an opportunistic beta like Finn and Morty.
>>81004449
>>81004257
Except they wouldnt. This is like a meme or something i swear. Dipper shows zero interest in any other girl who isnt Wendy. Mordo only bends over for Margaret and later on CJ, who he didnt even want to see at first.
>>81004526
I literally just said Dipper is an obsessive beta would wouldn't care about star but is a sperg none the less. Read the post before being a sperg.
Steven couldn't even scape from Ronaldo, a normal human who had him tied up with normal rope and some chains. The Gems had to rescue him.
>>80996812
Feral mode.
But I'm mostly with you. Ice Bear would be a way better option.
>>81004586
/sug/ fags are impossible to reason with
>>81004572
He wouldnt even sperg you fucking sperg. He's awkward sure but not enough to sperg whatever the fuck you want that to mean.
>>81004325
writers
Finn is several dozens of child soldiers rolled into one 15 year old boy. He would fuck up everyone but Star but eventually would beat her.
>>81004586
>what is power level fluctuation
