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get in here
>>80987736
So how many hours, exactly?
>>80987784
Two and a half.
How many of these threads do you /tv/ jackasses need
>>80987736
Eastern or Pacific?
>>80987821
More.
>>80987834
Eastern Daylight
>>80987736
It's not even 6 though, so there isn't much to discuss that isn't already being done in other threads.
>>80987834
6 PM EST/3 PM PST apparently.
>>80987856
We could talk about the London Premier.
Mark Hamill is there guys!
http://www.thewrap.com/batman-v-superman-is-fandangos-top-pre-selling-superhero-movie-ever/
>>80987922
There won't be much happening, the red carpet was cancelled due to the Brussels attack
>>80987922
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxuEqQkYH3c&feature=youtu.be
Doesn't seem very cancelled.
I made it to one of the advance screenings last night and I am not a member of the press. I can use spoiler tags and answer questions if you please.
>>80987994
Was it good?Does Batman kill?
>>80987994
I'll bite. What did you think?
There's both a spoiler and non-spoiler thread inNeogafwhere people are saying while its better than MoS it still has its share of problems and is going to devise people just as much. I'm expecting mixed aggregate scores that are truly going to make the blood flow today.
>>80987994
Is it explained howLex knows Batman's identity? I don't think any leaker addressed that, or maybe i wasn't paying attention
>>80988043
>There's both a spoiler and non-spoiler thread in Neogaf where people are saying while its better than MoS it still has its share of problems and is going to devise people just as much.
>tfw this is going to be the summer of 2013 all over again
>>80988015
Was really good, but I also liked man of steel.Yeah, at least 10-15 people. Mainly with the batmobile
>>80988078
Bad times.
>>80988078
If you don't like the movie, you are by definition a Marvelfag.
>>80988118
W pls
>>80988078
To be fair from the spoilers I've seen it's probably not going to piss me off like MoS did. And I'm numb to how this universe operates already.
>>80988100
>Yeah, at least 10-15 people. Mainly with the batmobileLike with explosives or straight up running them down?
>>80988015
>>80988016
I really enjoyed it. I think it might be the best cape movie so far, for several reasons I can get into further.
>>80988015Outside of dreams he blatantly kills at least one guy. Presumably kills like 8 other guys, they are just a little more ambiguous
>>80987991
KEKEKEK
BEN PUTTING HIS HAND ON SNYDERS HEAD
Zach jumped up trying to be taller. Poor guy.
>>80987994
Do we get the handshake?
>>80988100
>I also liked man of steel.
Have there been any reviews or comments from people who didn't like MoS? I'm curious to see what they think.
>>80988066They do not directly explain that, but it might be explainable like how Knightmare dream promo shots having the Omega symbol. A couple people know about stuff they shouldn't like that.
>>80988192
Do you think it will be divisive like MoS or well liked by everyone for the most part?
>>80988242
GREAT question. Curious about this as well.
>>80988242No :( There are some decent mutual respect moments though.
>>80987994
How is the pacing, dialogue? Does Jimmy Olsen get to do shit?
>>80988268
They think people will be as divided as MoS.
>>80988066
Not the same guy but i assumed the information banks in the scout ship informed Lex somehow.
>>80988304
Cavill confirmed a liar.
>>80987994
Should I watch man of steel before I see it? I've never watched MoS
>>80987994
Have there been any fake spoiler you've seen?
>>80988333
Maybe it was cut.
>>80988319About Batman? How?
>>80988175he crushed 4 cars with at at least 3 people in each, he blew up 2 with a grenade, shot more with guns on batwing and batmobile, and blew up a guy wearing a flamethrower
>>80988349
You should definitely watch it before.
So is it confirmed that if people didn't like MoS they won't like BVS?
>>80988361
I think he knew because it was obvious to him. It's not a big reveal because it's not like he struggled to figure it out
>>80988382
So... Pretty standard for comics then.
>>80987994How does the "drowning horses" vision happen? Is it something like an old memory of what Pa told him once or does he show up as a ghost a-la captain Stacy in TASM2?
>>80988175
not OP but i saw the movie too last night andliked itHe crashes into a bunch of cars and even pulls one around with a mounted grappling hook and also blows up some with the Batwing, i guess it's up to you whether or not they somehow managed to live. There's also this dude with a flamethrower pointed towards his hostage, and he threatens to use it on her if he makes a step closer, so Bats grabs a guy with a gun and aims him to shoot the guy's tank and it catches on fire and explodes, so yeah that dude probably ded. It's all very Burton esque almost and didn't bother me. Oh he also kills like a shitton of people in the Knightmare sequence if that counts
>>80988382
Still less kill count than Nolan and Burton Batman.
>>80988417
It was pretty divided because some like it and some straight up hate it.
>>80988290
the more well liked it is, the more it'll be hated here. If it isnt as well liked, it'll be hated here all the more because itll confirm the initial hate.
I'm gonna go into it with the mindset that these characters are darker, grittier, pseudo versions of themselves which isn't exactly a good thing but makes for good entertainment. Idk.
>>80988417
No, the first shitpost-tier review faggots are getting triggered by literally says the tone is different to than MoS...and thats a minus for the reviewer...
https://www.spreaker.com/user/4440820/the-john-campea-podcast-episode-8-batman
Anybody else listened to this yet?
Opinions?
Another review from a mexican site
https://translate.google.com.mx/translate?sl=auto&tl=en&js=y&prev=_t&hl=es&ie=UTF-8&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.gamers.vg%2F2016%2F03%2F22%2Fresena-batman-v-superman%2F&edit-text=80 out of 100
>>80988417
I liked MoS, but my friend who didn't thought BvS was one of the best cape movies he'd seen
>>80988451
Eh, I'd say he more outrightly does it than in comics. You'll have to watch to judge for yourself but I think he went out of his way to do it sometimes
>>80988456Clark walking in arctic, vision of his dad kind of like Dexter and his step dad in Dexter, PA Kent tells story of one time him and his own dad saved their farm from a flood, but the water got redirected to the next farm and killed all their animals[/spoilers]
>>80988382
So their just unconscious like in AK?
>>80988290
I think it will be very well liked. As far as collateral damage goes, I think that will not be an issue here like it was for MoS. And DoJ has quite a bit of emotion and heart to it. Snyder, Terrio and the whole cast and crew seem to have patched all the minor holes and will continue to as the keep building up.
>>80988310
Pacing:Slow to start (10-15 minutes in a 2.5 hour movie, so not a huge deal) Then there is some tense escalation into the second act which is pretty well done. Third act is tense and very well paced. Quite a few emotional moments sprinkled throughout.
Dialogue: Minimal quips (They used all of them for the trailers pretty much) and some of the lines from the trailer are really out of context or chopped and recut, but overall dialogue was pretty solid.
Jimmy He does not show up (as a named character at least) and the guy you might initially point to and suspect to be Jimmy doesn't make it)
>>80988581
>Kids are like horses, Clark.
>>80988566
He likes the movie and isn't sucking on gals flaps for her speaking parts like others are, but he also thought man of murder was a master piece and gave this movie an 8/10 which is high for him
>>80988586
Lol.he crushes a car full of people, attached line from batmobile to car, and whips it into another car full of people
>>80988571
>Without revealing spoilers, just like we can say that the tension between the two characters will increase along the plot. But that's where the script fails, because when the time comes where you must confront, you will feel the fight is not justified and it seems that they did for free
Literally did it for free
>literally no positive reviews
So I didn't hate MoS, but I never felt inclined to watch it again and was kinda put off by a couple writing issues (Pa Kent death scene, Kents discouraging Clark from helping people). Overall no strong feelings either way.
I'm seeing this movie regardless because I believe Affleck may be the quintessential live action Batman. First one to look the part at the very least. No problems with the dark tone.
I just really wanted to be able to discuss this movie in a positive light without the whole world writing it off. Thats the only reason I'm interested in the review embargo dropping.
Not seen a negative reaction from any of the fans that got to see early screenings so that's exciting, but I am a little worried that a lot of them seem to thing MoS was excellent, whereas I simply think it was decent.
I have to say I'm encouraged by at least one aspect though, the sole review still on RT seemed to dislike it because it wasn't as "realistic" as MoS and too comic-booky. That's a "certified fresh" review in my opinion.
While we're waiting, can we discuss Batman's kill rule. I think it's incredibly stupid for people to get mad if Batman kills people when in the comics and cartoons he does ridiculous things that would totally kill people in real life and nobody cares but when it's done outright people lose their shit. Not sure if that's more of a normie thing or not.
>>80988467
>There's also this dude with a flamethrower pointed towards his hostage, and he threatens to use it on her if he makes a step closer, so Bats grabs a guy with a gun and aims him to shoot the guy's tank and it catches on fire and explodes, so yeah that dude probably ded.
>Batman only explicitly kills in a hostage situation
Oh good.
I was worried that he just blew the flamethrower guy up for kicks but I actually like the idea of a Batman who won't fuck around in hostage situations.
>>80988571
>gamers
this is the place one of the rotten reviewers used to troll and got banned a while ago, according to the other thread.
>>80988637
>Dogs > horses = people
>You feel me yet, Clark?
>>80988467
>so Bats grabs a guy with a gun and aims him to shoot the guy's tank and it catches on fire and explodes
This kind of happened on TDKR but the woman had a pistol not a fucking flamethrower
>>80988628
>overall dialogue was pretty solid
Is it more organic and natural than Goyer's dialogue?
>>80988660
>Judge, Jury and Executioner is just a phrase. Batman isn't going to kill fags BTFO
>>80988628
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1746980/?ref_=ttfc_fc_cl_i36
This guy was Jimmy, right? So he doesn't stand out as Superman's Pal?
>>80988333
>>80988360There wasn't the typical heroes respecting each other before or after a battle handshake. Their hands touch, but it is more one of them helping the other one up.
>>80988456
Supes goes on a self discovery walk and dreams/envisions Pa Kent and that is how it comes up.
>>80988673
Actually, you can only count it as one negative review as he really point out the flaws. Another guys just went full on fanboy rant.
>>80988726
oh def for sure, there's no quips about dicks like in like in MoS (Dicksplash, measuring dicks, i have to tinkle)
>>80988691
I think your opinion is shit, but at least i see a dead body i don't give a fuck if batman bombs the shit out of someone, i can think they are still alive
>>80988660
Shit like this happens on AK though, its pretty standard for Batmobile chase
>>80988682
I thought man of steel was decent anon.BvS was one of the best cape movies I've seen
>>80988788
Fair enough.
>>80988660
Yeah but if they die from that it's their fault for not remembering to buckle up.
I saw it last night and was grinning when this scene was literally recreated with Batfleck word for word with the M60. Sub in KGBeast for the mutant girl though
>>80988878
You know, as ill-fitting as I think it is to have the DCEU be founded on the fundamentals of DKR, I will admit I'm a little giddy at the thought of so many of the scenes from it being recreated in live-action.
>>80988349
They recap it pretty well. I'd say give at least the last third of MoS a watch becauseZod's corpse, the Kryptonian scout ship, and the contents/capabilities of the ship do come up
>>80988726
There is probably some residual Goyer, but for the most part it was some natural/organic dialogue (For caped heroes and super villains at least) with a little wit thrown in.
>>80988745
Never saw him and Supes in the same place unless he is in the background of the Daily Planet bullpen somewhere.
>>80988878
What isKGBeast'srole in the film anyway.
>>80988917
The trailer showed him smashing through the Wall man, i am going to cum the moment i see that
>>80988940He's a hired gun Lex uses for his private security team
>>80988985Does he have a mask and gun arm?!
who is that asian chick lex has around.
character and actress?
>>80989029
Tao Okamota as Mercy Graves.
>>80987792
>/co/ has only one and a half hours left to live
>>80988823
That's encouraging anon. Really want this to get off the ground so that the other Directors/Actors get their shot at these great characters. James Wan's Aquaman has such potential. I'm surprised by how excited I am for WW as well.
At least I know we're getting Suicide Squad and I'm more excited for that movie than maybe any other this year. Big fan of Ayer for his ability to draw performances out of actors. Fury, for it's writing issues (not convinced on the decision of them all to stay with a busted tank facing imminent death) was a powerhouse of acting chops from people I never would have expected (i.e. Shia)
>>80987821
Waaay more tbqhfam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6JR9n0Alzo
Greg seems disappointed
>>80988940I didn't catch the specific name drop, and these might be different dudes who just look really similar, but a criminal who smuggles Kryptonite into the Gotham/Metropolis Bay and later then he kidnaps a certain someone whose name I will leave out just in case.
>>80989013Nope, I thought Mulvey did a good job playing him. He's got the accent down and has a presence but sadly we might not see him ever again, as Batman shot his flamer tank and most likely died.
>>80989060
Gentlemen, it has been a privilege posting with you tonight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCEfqj9pDAI
I hope all DC parents are as ineffective as Pa Kent.
>>80989060
Don't worry, anon. It's not gonna be the breaking of a dam of reviews. There may be 5 that pop up at first with another 1 or 2 that drip out every 20 mins or so. Thats how it was for TFA. I figure that had as much of a push for critics to get their reviews out as this will. Tomorrow though, and arguably the rest of this week and next week will be unbearable. Good thing we'll have storytimes tomorrow to escape to.
>>80988350
Remind me of some of the spoilers people thought were fake?
>>80989158
Just throwing it out there, the accident my warrant the makeover. But I guess yeah.......not happening?
>>80989060
>>80989163
>>80989176
get out while you can for soon no thread will be safe
>>80989165
>"Dad, you're bleeding! I'll call Alfred..."
>"No, Bruce! This city... It needs an example... A tragedy that can alert them to the corruption that is threatening to take over. And you... You need a goal... Something to compel you to fight for Gotham and its peope. That's me. I'm more valuable dead than alive. So don't save me, Bruce. Avenge me."
>>80989178Superman dying and coming back to life in three days
That's the only one I remember now of course. It looks like a lot of the other ones are true.
>>80989094
Just watch it and he seems to be giving it a thumbs up. Tim on the other hand, well no one cares he likes Transformers.
>>80989060
Yeah It's literally going to implode
>>80988930
Does it have an after credit scene?
>>80989247
This got me.
>>80989247
>Meanwhile, Martha bleeds to dead wondering where the fuck are the ambulances.
>>80988878
I wanted to jack off.
>>80989306Yes. It's just a shot of the scout ship still at LexCorp, transmitting Luthor's beacon. Suddenly, all the displays go crazy and the Omega Symbol appears on them all as ominous music plays.
>>80989013
>Does he have a mask and gun arm?!I mean, if he survives that flamethrower exploding he'll probably have a missing limb and some nasty burns he'll want to cover up
>>80989306
theres no post credit scene, at least in the fan screening from last night
>>80989253He doesn't die and come back in three days
>>80989306
Not at my screening, but others seem to have seen one.
>>80989362
John Campea said there wasn't a post-credit scene.
>>80989362
You better be shitting me, we didn't have one
>>80987736
>2500 reviews on imdb
why are snyderfags so pathetic?
>>80989418
there isnt one, i waited until the end
>>80989362
Was yours a fan or press screening? I didn't see one at a screening for people who went and saw just the initial trailer in the theater. You lying to us Anon?
>>80989400
>He doesn't die and come back in three days
Sohow does the film end, then?
>>80989429
It comes with liking the toilet bowls overflowing with diarrhea he calls his movies.
>>80989060
Im going to watch it burn down and probably jerk off
>>80989429
A small number of those saw the advance screening, so it isn't 100% bullshit, probably like 94% bullshit (Which is a number I just made up, so possibly bullshit)
>>80989429
>9.3 score on imdb
So are you saying its good?
>>80989524
>>80989429
It's basically what happens with any big release these days. IMDB is filled with children and autists who attach themselves to a big Hollywood film they're hyped for and get very pre-emptively defensive about it.
>>80989481He dies, he just doesn't come back in three days.
Honestly /co/ should adore this movie despite it being done by Zack Snyder. Because this movie is definition of CAPESHIT. Y'all want CAPETASTIC stuff. This is it /co/
We can only keep going up from here on out.
>>80989481You really really wanna know? REALLY? OK: Supes does die. Ma Kent hosts the real funeral (Metropolis has their own) It is all very evocative of the funeral from Dark Knight Returns, except in this case, Supes is in the casket. And the casket hasn't been buried. It is in the ground, but no dirt is covering it. Bats and Wndy finish talking, cut to Lois solemnly going over to the grave and dropping a pile of dirt on the casket. She walks away, camera moves to the dirt, sitting stationary on the casket. Dirt and casket starts shaking, cut to black, movie is over.
>>80987736
Where do I preorder my imax tickets? link please.
>Knightmare scene is abrupt and halts the plot
>JL member cameos are shoehorned in
>the movies packs way too much leaving its pacing all over the place
>better than MoS but not by much
>superfags getting cucked
55-65% on RT I'm predicting
>>80989701
Sounds awful
>>80989541
>implying 2500 people have even seen this movie yet
>theres already negative reviews
>9.7 is pretty legit guys
you guys are scaring me
dont do that
>>80989749
>Knightmare scene is abrupt and halts the plot
>JL member cameos are shoehorned in
>the movies packs way too much leaving its pacing all over the place
>better than MoS but not by much
The majority of /co/ predicted ALL of this over a year ago.
What the fuck happened that suddenly made most of this board think BvS would be good? Are we all forgetting this is from the mastermind that thought this was subtle?
>>80989701
>BvS comes out on Good Friday
Zack Snyder
The greatest directing auteur of our time.
Adorable
>Imax 3D premier at my theater starts at 6 Thurs.
>The regular IMAX screening at 9:25 pm.
Those assholes.
>>80989781
It's shit, anon.
Accept it
>>80989885
if I actually did that I would most likely enjoy the movie more with lowered expextations
>>80989781
what's to be scared of? the movie will get bad reviews and /tv/ will kill the board with their retarded shitposting for the next 5 or 6 months
>>80989885
Added to the screencap list
;)
>>80989955
its coming
nothing can delay this
say goodbye
>>80989701
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7Ez4X0XkFg
LIKE POETRY
it's ogre
green on rt
worse disaster than fan4stic
everyone return your imax tickets
Will he ever work in capeshit ever again?
>>80988078YOU DIDN'T SAVE A DAMN THING
>>80990095
Hopefully he never gets any work again.
>>80990095
If BvS makes more than $1.2 billion worldwide, yes.
So, yes, he will work in capeshit again. There is no way on this planet BvS isn't making at least $1.5 billion worldwide. Seriously, no way. If it does happen, I will eat an entire dinner of corn on the cob live on stream for /co/.
>>80990095
Damn, /tv/ work fast on the memes.
This is gonna be a blast tonight.
>>80990225
Can it do it in a month?
>>80990225
I already made the bet that if it scored a higher rating than 65% on RT, I would eat a sock and post it on /co/
>>80990225
>1.2 billion
Possible
>1.5 billion
Prepare to eat shit desu, Sempai.
>>80990311
Some anon has a screen cap of it. I already saw it posted this week.
Am I screwed for this test?
1 MORE HOUR UNTIL /CO/ BREAKS
>>80990413
If you need to cheat on 4chan, probably
>>80990319
Avengers made $1.5 billion on less than half the hype BvS has. BvS would have to be an absolute shitshow of epic proportions in order to not make $1.5 billion. Since it seems right now that the movie will be merely "not good," it's making that target.
>>80990358
Not even the anon who created the screencap, but I've got him covered, senpai.
>>80990426
Will this be out TFA? Will 90% of the post be about this?Or do our mods actually do their work?
>>80990426
>that game
>>80990452
>Avengers made $1.5 billion on less than half the hype BvS has
DCfags are in another world.
>>80990481/co/ doesn't have mods you're better off just leaving the site and never coming back
>>80990452
>Avenger
>half the hype of BvS by Snyder
Nah, it got less hype but not half the hype for sure and Avengers was all age, BvS is not for Kids, Affleck himself already warn it.
>>80990426
>does this look like the face of mercy?
>>80990534
>BvS is not for kids
>he thinks this will stop any child from seeing it
>>80990534
children love seeing shit that isn't for them
http://www.myfantasysportstalk.com/batman-v-superman-dawn-of-justice-non-spoiler-review/
>9.5/10
>9.5/10
>9.5/10
>45 minutes until the end
Are you ready yet /co/?
You know, I think I might pop in Arkham Knight and just randomly fuck around with the BvS suit
>>80990680
Just sitting here with my popcorn waiting to watch /co/ burn
>>80990613
Exactly. Patronizing and trying to be for kids is awful. Kids want to watch r rated shit and try to act like adults. Does everyone forget this?
>>80990680
No.
But I'll survive.
>>80990680
I'm working on my comic review so I'm not going to be here
>>80990680
yeah I'm readydamn it I really wanted to be here for the Flash Talkback too
>>80990680
I'm not ready
>>80990732
You have to remind kids that they aren't adults.
>>80990523
That's the plan.
WE"RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!1
thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rcmeMxxGYw
30 MINUTES
If this movie gets less than 75% I'm doing my toaster in every position while wearing a superman pijama.
so are the reviews going to be put up like explosive diarrhea or is it going to be reviews trickling in slow as molasses?
>>80989094
Tim sounds a bit too negative and nitpicky, but that Greg guy comes off as an idiot
>The nightmare starts all of a sudden and nothing makes sense, i don't get what the fuck is going onBUT THEN FLASH SHOWS UP WOOOOOOOOOOOAAAH OH MY GOD BEST SHIT EVER
>>80991034
Lets get this shit started
>>80991034
https://youtu.be/dfyNnUgK8qE?t=52
>>80991055
The latter
Shit is going to get crazy around here pretty soon
>>80991017
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTQbiNvZqaY
>>80991055
the reviews will be the latter the threads for the reviews and ratings will be the former
Good thing i'm all the way up here!
A good non-Nolan DC movie? Will wonders never cease?
>>80991034
OH GOD WHY DID I SAY I WAS READY?!
I'M NOT READY I'M NOT READY AT ALL
>>80990680
/co/ and /tv/
And so we enter endgame.........
Just let it end
>>80991055
I wish it was the first one. Then atleast it'd be like pulling off a bandaid.
Instead we'll suffer.
If reviews are good, then I'll congrulate DCbros. If reviews are bad, I'll shitpost. Fair enough?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iY-QBvy3lR8
20 MINUTES
>>80991324
no anon you need to shitpost it doesn't matter if the movie is good or bad
>>80991324
Yeah.
>Attention, all /co/mrades. This is an anon like you. You're heard a lot about this place over the past few weeks. Some of you were even ordered to sage. But I think it's time to tell the truth. /co/ is not what we thought it was. It's been taken over by company wars. Trolls are their leaders. The so-called Marveldrones and DCucks are shitposters as well. I don't know how many more, but I know they're in the board. They could be posting right after you. They almost have what they want. Absolute chaos. They ruined the discussion threads. And it won't end there. If you succumb to RT watch madness today, shitposters will be able to bait anyone that stands in their way. Unless we stop them. I know I'm asking a lot. But the price of quality posting is high. It always has been. And it's a price I'm willing to pay. And if I'm the only one, then so be it. But I'm willing to bet I'm not.
>>80991324
That's what we always do, mate. Anyways, I think it will be a shitpost fest this time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NwP3wes4M8
>>80991324
>not shitposting regardless
>>80991385
Sorry Cap, you may be able to sway the hearts of Hydra, but not angry manchildren who post on a chinese cartoon board
Turn your attention to Meta. They already have 4 reviews in line for embargo to lift. RT will slowly update itself..
I'm not even a dcfag but I really, REALLY want BvS to be good.
>>80991405
I'm true neutral Marvelfag, m8
>>80991162
part of me kinda hopes for bad reviews just to see the shitposting
>>80990680
YOU'RE A WHORE AND I'M GLAD YOUR SHITTY SHOW EVENTUALLY SUCCUMBED AFTER ALL!
>>80991427
I am a DCfag and want BvS to be good but I hate Snyder too much to have that much faith in it
>>80991385
just report and ignore you dummy
mods hate company wars too
>>80991426
>have 4 reviews in line for embargo to lift
How do you know?
>>80991166
I hear the drums echoing tonight...
>>80991427
You dont have to be one or the other to enjoy a good movie and not want shitposting anon
Lucifer himself vouches for Superman
https://youtu.be/4X5V3AxSV5U
>>80991427
This.
If the movie is here, we will get like a month of shitposting.
Being bag will mean a whole year or more of this shit over and over.
>>80991458
Shitposting is fun m8, you don't have to be emotionally invested. Live a little, it's just movies.
>>80991427
This, though I still feel like the fight will be Bullshit
>>80991500
lets not
>>80991502
Of course it will be bullshit. They'll fight and team up in the end. It literally never matters outside of "we operate differently" symbolism. Come on man.
>>80991495
>trusting the devil's lies
>>80991472
>modsthis gif may be laughing but I want you to know I'm crying
>>80991427
I wanted it to but after reading those spoilersBcombined with people's reviews, I doubt it will be.
It's the DC equivalent of Amazing Spider-Man 2.
>>80991524
It's going to happen to some degree regardless. At least enjoy the first week or so.
After that it needs to start being deleted though.
HERE, ON THE EDGE OF OBLIVION
I HEAR THE DRUMS OF RECKONING
I HEAR THE SONG OF SORROW
I HEAR THE CRIES OF THE WEAK AND THE WHISPERS OF THE MOURNING
AND WITH EACH DRUM COMES THUNDER
AND WHICH THUNDER COMES THE VOICES
THE VOICES OF CREATION
THEY SING A SONG OF BLOOD AND TEARS
THEY SING TO THE DRUM AND TO THE THUNDER
AND THE SONG THEY SING
IT SINGS78%
>>80991549
I've got my own collection of mike gifs, thanks but I'll pass
and yeah obvious company war shit is fine to report if you're not a prissy faggot or something
>>80991569
Is not, is obnoxious and drowns actual discussion.
>>80991596
That's why there's a point where it needs to be deleted. Can't only have shitposting. Mods just have to know when to step in.
let's remember some of the good times before it all goes to shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMltUXZkPUMfuck you and your popcorn captcha
>>80991563
ah jesus as a DCfag if it ends up being an ASM2 equivalent i don't know what I'll do. that's fucking worst case scenario
how the fuck did TDK happen under WB's watch? they KNOW what works! how can they fuck it up?
10 MINUTES LEFT TILL DEATH
>>80991596
It drowns the actual discussion when idiots take it seriously, like all those that treat "MAN OF MURDER" as irrational criticism instead of a joke
Posting actual thread theme
https://youtu.be/2fngvQS_PmQ
We will all burn together
Just wanted to say, before everything crashes down around us.... it's been a pleasure gentlemen.
I'm glad to have been with you, here at the end of all things.
>>80991478
It says so under the consensus. Check it out
>6 PM comes
>no review is posted
If we are going to take Alfred saying ''You're gonna go to war'' and Bruce saying ''He's the one that brought woaahr to US'' lines literally, Marvel is basically Bats and DC is Superman right?
>>80991662
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frAEmhqdLFs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrkzIN2eP0U
7 Minutes.
>>80991654
IT'S REALLY GOING TO HAPPEND THAT 60% I CAN ALREADY SEE IT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
Shouldn't have played Thanos Principle right now.
89%
tbqh
>>80987736
THE BEGGINING OF THE END
6 minutes until the end. It's all over boys.
What am I going to do with the rest of my life?
>>80991744
top tier 10/10 game to be honest
Can't wait for the sequel
>>80991758
Nah the ending is going to trigger critics
>>80991034
gonna listen to this while following the threads for the next few hours.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAfYGW0isow
thinking about the discussions I could've enjoyed with /co/ while ignoring "professional" internet critic bait.
>>80991563
>It's the DC equivalent of Amazing Spider-Man 2.
Whoa whoa, let's not get crazy
>>80991739
>60%
I'm afraid it will be lower than that, anon. Gee, how I wish I'll be wrong.
It'll settle at a 80%-84%
only 5 minutes
/co/ the dream must come to an end
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-0G_FI61a8
>>80991776
Shitpost, obviously.
>>80991776
I think I'll just leave the internet. Forever.
>>80991776
MMM BOYS
>>80991776
Defend the movie on /co/, regardless of it's score.
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
>>80991792
Based song for a decent film
>>80991649
Christopher Nolan
>35%
I can see it clear as day
DC is finished guys
Time to kill myself
>>80991834
>Defend the movie on /co/, regardless of it's score.
Unless it actually does turn out to not be as good as expected
>>80991776
>>80991822
we'll have to get jobs and become productive members of societythen maybe we'll finally have friends and a gf
Guys......Im scared...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kusyDPg-wGY
I can feel it.
>>80991808
In your fucking dreams
>>80991858
It won't be that bad, w-will it anon...
>less than 2 minutes
I can't handle this
I'm freaking out guys
2 MINUTES!!!!
THIS IS A CODE RED GENTLEMEN! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! Please report to your stations and strap in.
For real though, I don't even know what sites to look at
>93%
RT is going to be a cunting battleground of MCUcks & DCucks shilling for their companies. The voting is going to be up & down like anne heche
JUST
>1 MINUTE
>1 MINUTE
>1 MINUTE
>1 MINUTE
>1 MINUTE
FUCK MY SHIT UP
One minute.
RIP /co/, we had some fun.
The shitstorm will cause /co/ to go into oblivion
Goodbye anons. It was great.
>>80991914
SOUND THE ALARM
>less than 1 minute
I'm going to have a heart attack
i want 100% but im predicting 28%
IT'S OVER
DC IS FINISHED!
>>80991918
Rotten tomatoes, even though it's a shit site, it can make or break a film
>>80991892
t-they said it was better than man of steelm-maybe it'll be fresh this time
ABANDON THREA-- BOAR-- SIT-- INTERNET!
>>80991853
for all the shitposting nolan gets on here, its amazing what happens when you step back and realize he saved DC films only for them to potentially fuck it up again
every other DC related property from 2000-2010 fucking bombed except for Nolans Batman.
>>80991741
this is it.
>It all returns to nothing
tumbling down
WHAT DO WE DO?!
YOU'RE NOT BRAVE /CO/
MEN
ARE
BRAVE
>>80991853
He was in MoS too and it was a fucking trainwreck, anon.
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM BOYS
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>80991951
thanks m8
WE WANT YU 2 SHITPOST
True thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEWwZNUafKo
IT BEGINS
IT'S TIME
FUCK ITS BEEN A GREAT TIME KNOWING YOU /CO/
>6:00
there's nothing
You guys keep saying 6 hours left / 1 hour left / 10 minutes left. And all i see is 1 super review fag saying 'Why Ben Affleck?' How is he a super-reviewer? It's not even a review. And 2 Spanish critics giving it a rotten.
So early predictions were true. This movie will make more money than MoS but it will be just as divisive, with half loving it and half saying its shit lol.
>>80991924
>IMDB
honestly both aren't perfect but I'll take RT over IMDB any day. at least RT isn't filled with 13 year old fanboys
To the Sun, anons.
IT'S 6. NOW WHAT!?
SPEEED FOOOORCE
ANY MOMENTY NOW
NOTHING'S HAPPENING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JUCfX1P1ik
HOLD ON TO YOUR ASSES
ROTTEN 4
ABANDON UNIVERSE!
>If there's any justice, dawning or otherwise, at the multiplex, audiences will reject Zack Snyder's lumbering, dead-on-arrival superhero mélange, a $250 million tombstone for a genre in dire need of a break.
>>80992012
>>80992001
>>80992000
The calm before the storm.
Guys, they're not going to suddenly drop a shitton of reviews at 6
Are you all retarded?
>3 rottens
HOLD ME.
I-I SEE IT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>80987736
>2 more rotten
ITS OVEEERRRRR FUUUUUUCK FUCK FUCK
We can... we can go out. It's safe.
Grace Randolph's review is up not that it means anything.
http://youtu.be/SgVbxPpTHWc
>>80992012
IT'S 5 O GLOCK AT MY TIME IT AIN'T EVEN 6 YOU MOTHER Cuckers!
>>80992043
OH MY GOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDD
PANIC!
>Rotten: 3
Oh jesus fuck
>>80992051
You on drugs mate? There are 2 from the 22nd
>>80992048
... yes?
>>80992071
EST TIME DUMBFUCK
So I just need to avoid this thread until I get into the theater....
the problem is, not all critics are gonna come the second the embargo ends, this is gonna be a long and painful process, even worse depending on how much it fluctuates. Its gonna be days at best and weeks at worst, constant shifting of shitposting.
brutal
>>80992075
>>80992076
>>80992079
DC IS FINISHED!!!
>>80992089
You mean 4.
This is too good.
FUUUUCK
>>80992106
Nah, DC is finished
THIS IS NOT WHAT HE PROMISED
IT'S OVER I'M THIS FUCKING CLOSE TO ACTUALLY CRIYING
IGN REVIEW IS UP
I REPEAT
IGN REVIEW IS UP
http://www.ign.com/articles/2016/03/22/batman-v-superman-dawn-of-justice-review
>>80992107
and unforgiving
AHAHAHAHA YES
THE END OF CAPESHIT IS FINALLY HERE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJ8cjlEMLR0
>>80992076
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
Why was I expected 200 reviews to show up as soon as it turned 6? -_-
What now? Do the shitposters win?
>>80992076
>>80992079
>all those twitter hype threads
NEVER TRUST TWITTER
I want to get out of this nightmare
>>80992129
a 6! IT'S OGRE!
JUST FUCK MY FRANCHISES UP
DC REKT AHAHAHAHAHAHA
I SAID I WOULD SHITPOST
NOW I'M DOING IT
>>80991967
implying producers do anything.
ITS OVER DC IS FINISHED
Oh my GOD ITS HAPPENING AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!
>>80992129
lol 6.8
It's hardly surprising. I have no idea why everyone has gotten so fucking demented about this.
>>80992074
>the worst modern comic book film
why are people so obvious with their shitposting?
>>80992129
>6.8
>6.8
>6.8
>>80992044
Fucking savage
I hope Zack Snyder never works in Hollywood ever again.
Hollywood Reporter review is up. It's negative
this can't be happening
>>80992064
that feel when someone saves your shitty shoop
THIS IS THE END.
oh my god
i've wasted my life
i have nothing
>>80992129
>http://www.ign.com/articles/2016/03/22/batman-v-superman-dawn-of-justice-review
lol fuck that, just post the numbers and the bullet points
>>80992140
because you're gullible
>>80992129
>BvS: 6,8
>MoS: 9,0
IT'S OVER
>>80992129
>While Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice has good things to recommend it, it’s shortcomings are undeniable. The action sequences whenever Batman is set loose on the bad guys are cool, and the story strives to explore human and philosophical elements, but it’s often not much fun. Not every superhero movie should be like a Marvel one (because every hero and piece of material is different), but even the melodramatic X-Men movies never lost sight of pure entertainment value while also exploring heady and heavy topics. IGN Logo
6.8
.
8
SIX POINT FUCKING EIGHT
>>80992129
>>80992152
>-… not really “fun”
MARVEL KEKS PLEASE FUCKING LEAVE
Why should i care what paid casuals think of it?
Oh no
>>80992129
oH FUCK
>Fresh: 1
DON'T CALL IT A COMEBACK
>>80992129
>offers more philosophical drama than superhero escapism
capekino confirmed
IT'S OVER!
IT'S CRAPPENING
>>80992129
6.8
.
8
ITS ALL FUCKING OVER
LET THE SHITPOSTS BEGIN
>>80992129
That's it ladies
our missions a complete failure
>>80992129
>6.8
>from fucking IGN
It's all over, guys. It doesn't get much worse than this.
What a shit year for DC fans
>>80992129
>6.8
WORSE THAN NSMBW
Fucking kek
>>80992076
>Time Out
oh shit, it's really over
50% is going to just fly by
>>80992129
>it’s OK to good with some very fine and some very off-base moments peppered throughout. BvS never fully transcends into being an awesome viewing experience and yet is also too competently made to be anywhere near the disaster its haters have predicted. That said, if you've already made up your mind about BvS then the actual film itself won't do much to change your mind one way or another.
>If there's any justice, dawning or otherwise, at the multiplex, audiences will reject Zack Snyder's lumbering, dead-on-arrival superhero mélange, a $250 million tombstone for a genre in dire need of a break.
DC BTFO
H-hey guys the good reviews will come flooding in any second now right?
well it was nice hyping up with you guys but it seems that these past few minutes have taken a toll at me.
This board is over.
Oh god this is even better than I thought it would be.
>>80992129
The decimal system triggers me
>>80992202
When Gal is one of pluses of movie... change profession, Cavill.
>>80992237
MOVIE'S OFFICIALLY
B L A N D
L
A
N
D
>>80992207
HE DIED FOR OUR SINS
E
D
I
E
D
F
O
R
O
U
R
S
I
N
S
BURN IT ALL DOWN
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/critic/joshua-rothkopf/movies
WE GOT 1 FRESH NOW BOYS
it's over
it's over
it's over
it's over
it's over
i have nothing now
oh my god this is the end
How about actual comic people opinions?
http://www.comicbookresources.com/article/review-wonder-woman-cant-save-dull-batman-v-superman-dawn-of-justice
http://www.newsarama.com/28508-review-batman-v-superman-dawn-of-justice-grandly-succeeds-where-man-of-steel-fell-short.html
>>80992129
THEY COULDN'T EVEN PAY OFF IGN
IG FUCKING N
THE BIGGEST SHILLS IN THE ENTIRE GODDAMN INTERNET
SHUT IT FUCKING DOWN
>>80992207
OH GOD IT GETS WORSE
So it is true, Marvelfaggotry is rampant among the film community.
>>80992202
>Muh fun
If you enjoy it then its fun
IGN gave the last season of Dexter a good scores. Their reviews mean nothing!
>>80992155
It's all over now anyway. Just do whatever the hell you want.
fuck I thought I was just gonna sleep past this but pure autism kept me up this late and now I don't even think I have the energy in me to sleep.
Eh I'm gonna wait for more reviews. I feel like the people with worse shit to say would be itching to say it. Plus audience reaction is what's gonna carry the movie or not.
I'm refunding my imax ticket
>>80992202
>- Doomsday
I fucking told you, don't blow your load. Don't blow your load on your second movie
What did they do? They blew their load
POST YFW YOU ARE NOT A DC FAN
>>80992261
Close the board.
Make a new one called /ca/ - Cartoons and Animation
Is over.
I WARNED YOU, /co/
I WARNED YOU
1 fresh review now
Marvel BTFO
So when are the other reviewers updating? All I see are these 4 dudes
>>80992220
What the fuck holy shit. A superhero bad cos it's more philosophical movie than simple training montrage, beat baddie and fuck the chick.
Time to commit suicide. Time to not browse /co/ anymore.
PUMP IT UP LADS
DOWN WITH THE SHIP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4
AAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA
YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
WHO MARVELFAG HERE?
HAHAHAHAHA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJxCdh1Ps48
It's over. It's all over.
>>80992327
I stop paying attention to them too. They aren't very open minded when it comes to shit.
dc is literally finished
i'm dead
>>80992327
But they also gave MoS a 9.0 so...
Fucking DC will single handedly kill capeshit and ruin the fun for everybody.
tfw marvel paid them all to destroy this movie
>>80987736
FUCKING MARVELFAGS!
>>80989821
Watchmen came out on 3/6/9 at 12 am. Literal poetry.
14%!
>>80992339
Like you ever bought one.
>>80987736
>tfw all i wanted was a good superman movie
it's never gonna end is it?
>>80992365
>MAXIMUM DAMAGE CONTROL
WHERE WERE YOU WHEN REVIEW SCORES DON'T MATTER AGAIN?
CALM DOWN! Look Im not going to defend BvS here, but I am going to call out IGN. IGN couldnt review shit if it had a point card in it. They are one of the most biased reviewers around.
SOMEONE POST THE FRESH SUMMARY
RT WON'T LOAD SHIT HERE
if it already looks like this in /co/ how bad must the threads be in /tv/.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAI paid 14 bucks for this shitI'm fucking pathetic
>>80992192
>it's not fun
LOL
O
L
WELL FUCK YOU I WILL SEE IT ANYWAY!
well this is me done goodbye all
mfw
>>80992362
He gave Age of Ultron 4/5 and The Martian 5/5, it means nothing.
>>80992347
>blow your load
>same shit the Incredible Hulk did 8 years ago
I thought so, this just didn't look good
However, I am looking forward to Suicide Squad. Hope that goes well
11%
ELEVEN PERCENT
ELEVEN
.....
i've wasted 3 years
>>80992406
i actually did
14%
>>80992419
Suck my dick
AND I THOUGHT THE ONLY BOMBS TODAY WOULD BE IN BELGIUM
Fresh: 1
Rotten: 8
>>80992408
Movies are shit anyway, 3 hours every couple of years? That's a joke. Just watch Lois and Clark again. It's pretty comfy.
>>80992349
>mfw I just turned in my DC card
>MFW I can already feel my friends laughing at me for getting hyped for this movie because muh Superman
d-damnit /co/
>yfw disney will buy dc
>>80992448
>>80992449
WHAT IS THIS WITCHCRAFT!?!?!?!?!
>>80992129
IGN rated MoS 9. So I'm excited for this now.
>1 FRESH
>8 ROTTEN
HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS IS JUST GETTING BETTER
>>80992448
Yeah and how well did that do again?
EIGHT
ROTTENS
>>80992438
>0 fresh
>5 rotten
>11%
>>80992403
>11%
>literally as bad as fan4stic
wtf
wtf is going on
Post yfw it scores lower than F4
TIME TO LYNCH SOME MARVELFAGS!
MAKE IT STOP
REEEEEEE!
I JUST WANT MY SUPES TO BE ON A GOOD MOVIE
>>80992502
well it is going up
It keeps going down every time I refresh...
Damn you zack snyder
damn you to hell
no score yet...all raitings are shops.
check the site itself for reality.
not that there are fresh ones to outnumber the rotten ones at this point....
>>80992349
>mfw I am a DC fanFUCK YOU SNYDER!!!
>10 ROTTEN
>1 FRESH
IT GETS BETTER AND BETTER
>1 fresh
>10 rotten
no, this cant be happening, wea re suppose to be in charge here
>>80992514
Most reviewers are faggot nu-males who love everything Marvel shits out but won't give fair reviews to a DC movie.
what happened? What fucking happened? 3 years fucking wasted
didn't Ant-Man score poorly at first?
>>80992544
you are an idiot
>>80992446The Martian was 5/5 thoughAoU was at most 3/5
b-based Terrio was gonna save us ;_;
It just keeps getting worse!
>3 years of shilling for nothing
>Fresh: 1
>Rotten: 10
LAWD JESUS
>>80992224
IGN fucking sucks though. Why does anybody care what they have to say.
ALL AROUND ME ARE FAMILIAR FACES
holy shit
1 fresh
10 rotten
wtf
dc is over
dc is finished
my life has ended
Why the fuck I don't see anything in RT no matter how many times I refresh.
>In Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, the Dark Knight and the Man of Steel duke it out and the audience loses.
SAVAGE
I will never trust Snyder again
>>80992129
THEY BLEW IT THE MOMENT DOOMSDAY WAS REVEALED.
>THE CITY OF WARNER BROTHERS
>>80992576
No, it was fairly mixed at first but not nearly as skewed to rotten as BvS has been so far.
>>80992576
Not this badly.
>>80992611
I don't see the score but I can see the number of fresh and rotten
Clear your cache?
WE'VE FINALLY BECOME /TV/ POST EBIN MEMES
>>80992576
THIS ISN'T THE FUCKING TIME FOR RATIONAL THINKING ANON.
>>80992607
WAKE ME UP
>>80992576
Shhh
TEN TO ONE HOLY SHIT WHEN WILL IT END
>>80992576
No, it was very mixed and then skewed toward positive
>>80992576
Not like this
>DCfags kept saying us that Civil War will be the F4 of 2016
>BvS is
AHAHAHAHAHA BTFO
>>80992197
You shouldn't. I have no idea what everyone is getting so worked up about. IGN is utter trash. You'd think people could at least wait for an actual critic's review.
What if this is an early April Fool's joke?!
>>80992615
I hope NO ONE does.
Superman/Batman don't deserve this.
I just want a good Superman movie... I don't care about console war bullshit, I love the Marvel movies (most of them at least).
I just love Superman, and this.. it just hurts so much. Man of Steel was soul crushing but I held out hope that this would make up for it.
Fuck Snyder.
IT'S GOOD GUYS I SWEAR
What are the chances of this bombing? And if it does, do you guys think it would affect Marvel's plans? Like, make them have some second thoughts about future movies? Or straight up cancelling some of them?
Henry Cavill here AMA.
>While it’s not necessarily my job to concern myself with age-appropriateness, this film goes out of its way to make itself very questionable for young kids, including young girls who might be excited about Wonder Woman’s glorified cameo. If it were a better, more disciplined movie, I wouldn’t care as much, but (like Maleficent) the movie is a narrative mess, so the least it could be is a bit more kid-friendly.
This are the people that review movies.
Brb killing myself.
>>80992347
THIS.
We'e already had Zod, the entire earth in jeopardy, and Doomsday, andSuperman dying and coming backand Darkseid is an obvious given for Justice League. Just condence Justice League into one movie because franchise might as well be three movies long at this point. All the solos are going to feel like steps down after this because they were so desperate to catch up they prematurely ejaculated over all their potential.
This is pretty entertaining desu.
Miss me yet?
>>80992612
> Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice is a treat for the eyes, but it will hurt your brain and break your heart.
Holy shit, that sounds painful. Like actually "I wish I hadn't paid to see this" painful
>>80992544
it's literally on 11% after 11 reviews as i'm typing this to you
it cannot make it up to 60% from here on out
it's ogre
this isn't fun anymore guys
i want to go home
>>80992192
>muh fun
Dropped. Give me a real review please, then we might have something to talk about.
I wasn't expecting it to be fresh, but I wasn't expecting it to be Fant4stic tier either.
>Ben Affleck is the next george clooney
>>80992572
I tried warning you, anon.
>>80992589
One man can only do so much when pitted against the tornado of fail that is Zack "I respond to debates about character motivation and choices with a push up contest" Snyder.
>>80992662
it's not. Pack up anon, I don't think I'll be even be able to face up the people I was shilling BvS so hard on after this.
>BvS was not fun
>gives it a rotten score
>Gave Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon a tomato
WTF IS THIS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Why.
Why did I fall for your shit again.
FUCK YOU SNYDER
>as a whole it offers more philosophical drama than superhero escapism.
how the fuck is this a bad thing
what the fuck
what the fucking fuck is going on right now
>Snyder
>Horrible casting
>cringe trailers
What did you fuckers expect? Suicide Squad will also be shit.
This thread reminds me a lot of when the reviews for TLA started coming out 6 years ago.
But I'm incredibly happy this time.
>>80992676
>if the competition dies will Marvel stop?
With brains like that, you must be a /tv/ crossboarder.
>>80992679
You're missing the greater point here
>the movie is a narrative mess, so the least it could be is a bit more kid-friendly.
He's trying to find positives but there's nothing there
>>80992436
I hear ya, brother!
>>80992697
Oh dear god, yes.
he deserved better than this ;_;
ONLY HOPE
>>80992679
>cücked by marvel and kiddiefags
Wew can it get any worse for dcfriends
>>80992309
>Overambitious and overlong, "Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice" aims to tell a collection of stories instead of focusing on one. In doing so, it underserves its classic characters, undercuts its battle scenes, and disrespects the audience who has been waiting decades to see this epic showdown on the big screen.
STOP IT.
>>80992679
>This are the people that review movies.
What exactly did this reviewer say that was so objectionable. You fuckers spent three years hyping yourselves up on how mature Snyder's movies are and as soon as someone not a part of your little cult agrees with you, you lose your shit?
http://www.metacritic.com/movie/batman-v-superman-dawn-of-justice/critic-reviews
JUSTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
WILLIAM
#SAVAGE
What the fuck, I was actually looking forward to watching this
What happened?
So is the V in the title because its 5% fresh?
>"Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice" is too gritty to be fun and too grim to be thrilling.
It's OVER
http://www.comicbookresources.com/article/review-wonder-woman-cant-save-dull-batman-v-superman-dawn-of-justice
>>80992436
I'm with ya brother. I WILL SEE THIS MOVIE!!!
I'm a good person I don't deserve this shit.
>>80992676
Little to none. It will crack $1 billion at least.
I-I'm still gonna watch it...
>>80992636
WE HAVE REACHED THE NEXT STAGE
>>80992739
You wanted TLA to be good?
>>80992612
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
>>80992795
I'm sorry.
>>80992676
Chance of bombing is real.
Why would Marvel change their plans?
>Marvel Studios literally just prints money at this point
>Everything they touch turns to gold
>WB can't stop fucking up
They're probably just laughing hysterically.
I don't deserve this. I want to cry
>Just put a bucket of generic Batman in here and stir in a few pints of own-label Superman. That will do to be going on with.
>>80992722
>again
>>80992734
Because there weren't any quips and we had to think
>>80992670
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkd-kQpHH7A
I got you covered bro.
I was never going to see this movie because I got what I wanted a generation ago.
>>80992825
Well, before it came out of course I wanted it to be good.
Why wouldn't I?
>Even the websites that shilled MoS are not shilling this
F-fuck
>>80992746
I worded that poorly. I mean, would the failure of this move make Marvel consider the possibility of audiences being tired of capeshit overall?
>>80992734
Empty philosophical drama is worse than empty superhero spectacle.
Where's 1.jpg at? I want to laugh at him
>>80992408
I feel your pain. From the sounds of these reviews, all the best parts of the movie are the non-Superman parts, thus cementing the fact that Snyder has NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT HE'S DOING.
>Fresh: 1
>Rotten: 11
>>80992816
>my big fat greek wedding 2
>20%
U-up to 2 fresh guys
god damn it all
>Fresh: 3
GET HYPE
>>80992755
no he didn't have you ever actually seen the cunt interview?
he's a soft-porn star who inexplicably ended up on the front of one of the biggest movies of 2013 and most hyped of the decade and he acts exactly as you would expect
>>80992576
WE FUCKING WON YOU DKEKS. THE MOVIE WAS ALWAYS GOING TO BE SHIT. AHAHAHA
>POST YFW BEST MOVIES WON
>POST YFW MARVEL SAVED CINEMA
>POST YFW CIVIL WAR IS KINO
>POST YFW WE DID IT BROS
I still don't doubt I'll like this movie, too bad I won't be able to enjoy discussing cape movies on /co/ anymore though.
>>80992890
WHERE ARE YOU GETTING THIS INFO THAT SHITTY SITE WON'T UPDATE WELL FOR ME
>Fresh: 2
>Rotten: 12
>pure kino
Fresh: 3
Rotten: 12
>>80992570
>>80992750
We are so fucking screwed.
look at the bright side
it can only go up now
>>80992882
It's at 3 fresh and 12 rotten for me.
It might reach 50%, it's still early, but that's probably the ceiling.
>>80992882
C A P E K I N O
SNYDER DARN DAMN DONE DID IT AGAIN
Rotten Tomatoes is owned by Warner, you would think that they would at least attempt to curb rampant Marvelfaggotry.
>>80992890
muh hype we 25%
>>80992807
>>80992676
strong weekend 1, weak follow through
$700 million flop, too much budget to pay off
Superman Returns and Amazing Spider-Man 2 spring to mind
it can't end like this
no
>>80992911
I'm on the website, maybe it doesn't reload the data at every refresh if you've visited recently?
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/batman_v_superman_dawn_of_justice/
>The best moments of Dawn of Justice resemble nothing less than a feature length adaptation of a series of Alex Ross paintings in all their naturalistic glory. But amid the visual treats is an utter mess of thinly-sketched characters, haphazard plotting, surprisingly jumbled action, and “cut your nose to spite your face” world building. It’s not a success either as a stand-alone Man of Steel sequel or a would-be kick-off to the DC Extended Universe, and attempts to insert Batman and his Super Friends do real damage to the story and thus the film. And, my word, this movie is almost a self-parody on “grimdark.”
>>80992873
People are surprised by this?
"Man of Steel" was rushed into production. Snyder and Nolan were more interesting in the Krypton parts, Goyer was more interested in Lois Lane, and now Snyder, Affleck and Terrio are clearly all more interested in Batman.
We're at 3 Fresh!
>Average Rating: 5/10
HOLY SHIT. It really is the apocalypse.
>tfw seeing the movie tomorrow
Thanks for ruining what was left of my hype.
>>80992931
firmly grasp those straws anon
>it's worse than my big fat greek wedding 2
![3b1204cd58606080d7b44b3363a2ec96[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/UgkX5Jw.gif "3b1204cd58606080d7b44b3363a2ec96[1]")
I TOLD YOU IT WOULD BE SHIT
I TOLD YOU NOT TO TRUST HACK SNYDER
WHOS LAUGHING NOW?
thread theme:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcjpags7JT8
Well that's it.
It's 23:20 where I live so I'm going to get off the internet, play some vidya and going to sleep and pray that the ranting goes up in the morning.
>>80992514
Nah, it's not that bad. Fan4stick was getting panned by literally every reviewer as being top to bottom awful with no redeeming factors.
All of the reviews I've read so far had plenty of positive things to say about the movie, but the negative seems to be out-weighing the positive. A lot of great moments and elements but it doesn't sound like it comes together to form a good cohesive whole.
>capekino
LOL
O
L
The way it's looking it seems that, Batman and Wondy's cameo are the only things saving it from being a total mess
>>80992639
>THIS ISN'T THE FUCKING TIME FOR RATIONAL THINKING ANON.
It never will be again
The way to fix this is to retcon it into Earth-3
>>80992941
3/15 is 25%
nice math dumbass
>>80992988
yeah keep reading
>>80992920
Nope it can get worse
Razzies for everyone! !
Why did I buy my ticket? Why did I have any hope
Admit it /CO/: it always looked bad, trailers were shit; director is shit
We had no reason to have hope in a good DC movie
Get rid of Snyder NOW
>>80992900
Pls stop. You're just going to get all of us butthurt DCfags to start shitting up your threads. Console wars aren't the answer.
Just feel sorry for us. Pls no bully.
>>80992994
>and, if it's not too late, a better actor
SAVAGE
NO WE STILL HAVE THE DIRECTORS CUT TO LOOK FORWARD TO.
JUST WAIT YOU FUCKING NORMIES
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>80992994
OH FUCK.
new thread >>80992622
>>80993056
why would you capitalize /co/
>>80992994
FUCKING
S A V A G E
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>>80992987
Yeah same here I'm gturning off the internet for at least a couple of hours and take a walk or something.
>>80992994
There was that guy in the YT video that mentioned the soundtrack is annoying because it's like it's trying to tell you "THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU GET HYPED"
But, but... htey will still go ahead with the DCEU and all the other movies, right guys? T-They have to. Right?
>>80992988
Yeah, the Metacritic score seems to be more reasonable.Rotten Tomatoes has an incredibly flawed system because it dichotomizes the reviews arbitrarily
That being said, I'm still interested in the film and know that I'll probably enjoy it on spectacle/Affleck's Batman performance alone.
Sad that this probably means that the DCEU isn't going to take off, at least not in the way it seemed like it would, though.
>>80992994
Fucking rekt
>>80993068
Is over Henry. We lost.
Let's go home now.
>>80992963
This sounds a lot like Man of Steel criticism actually. A bunch of great screenshots, maybe even good scenes, but put them together and they don't fit because Snyder pulls his inspiration from a dozen different sources with different and conflicting tones and messages.
Maybe if you guys listened to those comments instead of sticking your fingers in your ears and going "YOU JUST HATE IT BECAUSE IT'S NOT REEVES" you'd have seen some of this coming.
>>80993062
I do feel sorry for you DCfriend. I was hoping this would be good, competition is what would make these movies better.
>>80993102
Lets be honest, reviews are nice but it's all about money anon. Everyone could say it's dogshit but as long as they buy tickets things will be fine.
As long as they buy tickets.
>>80993068
right like the Daredevil director's cut was so worthwhile
>>80993087
sticky?
>>80993102
Well, Suiciah Squack does look promising, at list it's not a movie just made to try hype fanboys
>>80992965
This movie is at ;east 80% Batwank and you should've been able to predict that back when the name was announced.
>>80993102
Yeah, and aparently the tone they're setting as the overarching one is the thing bringing this and MoS down. Which is too bad, because we could use dark but non-juvenile capeshit.
Seems Snyder is not the answer. Neither should movies be, anymore. Quality drama is in the TV shows.
BvS: Dawn of JUST
>>80993170
Is DC movie going to become synonymous with Transformers movie?
>>80992734
Because philosophical drama with no depth or substance is just boring naval gazing. At least with superhero escapism, depth and substance largely doesn't matter since it's more about spectacle.
Batman versus Superman, starring Lex Luthor and Wonder Woman shouldn't be a "philosophical drama." Save that for Sandman or The Spectre.
>>80992678
Did Ben really rewrite dialogue while wearing the suit on set?
Where did he keep the pen?
We at 33%, there is still hope for 50%
>>80993229
That's definitely in play now.
>>80993170
Then everyone better be dumb enough to buy tons of tickets for this. I can't lose my Green Lantern reboot.
>>80992740
>a much better batman movie than it is a Superman film
BUT I DIDN'T WANT YET ANOTHER GODDAMN BATMAN MOVIE. I WANTED A FUCKING SUPERMAN MOVIE.
FUCK!
>>80992816
I really don't think it could be that bad, like rationalize it for once and don't act like a manic fanboy.
>>80993213
You've been coasting on that one, haven't you?
>>80993170
yeah, as long as they buy tickets for the next three months, but especially the next month, it'll be fineahahahahaha
Superman rip
>>80993277
Who has top billing anon. Who has top billing.
>>80992795
Superman didn't deserve this. I almost walked out of Man of Steel. This was supposed to be their apology! This was supposed to be them saying "yeah, we fucked up last time, but we learned our lesson. Here's the REAL Superman!"
>>80987736
I'm not sure to be happy to see Snyderfags get blown the fuck out yet again
I would rather just have a good DC film at this point that isn't batman.
>>80992849
Y'know what? Thanks anon. I think instead of going to see BvS this weekend, I'm just going to marathon through Superman: TAS. Haven't rewatched it in years.
Guys, it's just 20 reviews yet, don't you think you are a tad bit overreacting?
>>80993255
unless he's credited, you'd better hope he didn't
that'll get everything shut down until he's blacklisted by every studio
you do not fuck with the system and brag about it
>>80993260
still looking at 11% on 20 reviews here, 5 fresh, 15 rotten
don't get your hopes up this is already 6% of the total reviews to come
>>80993425
shhhh..
>>80993453
5 out of 20 is 25
>>80993425
Considering that the good to bad review ratio has been 3 to 1 so far... probably not
>>80993425
it's 4chan /co/ of course we need to overreact in everything.
>>80993526
that's not how that works and this meme is already old
>>80993402
I've set up my playlist already
Batman Mask of the Phantasm
Last Son of Krypton parts 1, 2, and 3
World's Finest.
4 Hours and 16 Minutes, infinitely better than anything that Snyder could put out.
>>80993425
Get used to it. This board won't stop overreacting about this movie for at least half a year. More like 2.
>tfw DCfag
>tfw still going to see it
>>80993572
That's how I thought it worked?
>>80993572
then how does it work?
I have no fucking clue
>>80993572
5/20 = .25
.25 = 25%
I may not be the smartest man on the planet, but I can do basic maths.
>>80993639
Man of Steel took 3 years (assuming you believe it actually stopped)
The ONLY way the shitstorm for this movie will be any less than 3+ years is if enough people agree that they hate it because of its incessant Batwank.
>>80993653
Maybe the page doesn't calculate it. It queries the number of positives and negatives and the database score, which is only updated at regular intervals?
I have no idea who would implement it this way, but it's a possibility, I guess.
>>80993725
Unless Civil War is at least as bad, the shitstorm will never end.
And Civil War is based Russos, so strap in.
Wait, so they're saying this is worse than Iron Man 2 and the Incredible Hulk?
MoS was better to watch than both of those at least, and apparently BvS is better than MoS.
I'm taking these reviews with a pinch of salt. Some critics are saying the movie is too dumb, congested and wham-bam, others are saying it's not a good superhero movie as it is too philosophical, boring and lacks any punch. It's probably not an amazing thing, but I'm not sure what half of these critics were expecting.
Currently 10F/17R - 32%
I'm ready for Doom 3.
I don't get these reviews at all, I saw it and I'd easily say 7.5-8
Everyone always told me I was stupid for thinking DC was better than Marvel. After this shit pile of a movie, I have to admit that they were right. Time to make mine Marvel.
I've become so numb, I can't feel you there
Become so tired, so much more aware
I'm becoming this, all I want to do
Is be more like me and be less like you
>>80993900
If CW is bad the shitstorm is going to be even worse, because Marvel and DC fags will fight which one was worse.
sad thing, even the fresh review are saying that is a mediocre movie... if at least was really good review against really bad reviews, it could still be a fun if niche movie but it seem that the consensus is just another Snyder movie, i hoped more
Huh. Ty Burr from the Boston Globe was just standing in front of me.
Guess we'll see that one in the morning.
>>80994033
They're all triggered because it's not fun, I thought it was a 7-8/10
>>80994083
I saw this exact same post on /tv/ you faggot
>>80994121
>They're all triggered because it's not fun
>DC fans are actually convinced "not fun" is a positive trait
People made up their minds about this movie a long time ago
>>80994513
I didnt
Have ISIS claimed responsibility for this bombing yet?
>>80994622
Kekd
With all these bad reviews and conflicting audience responses i hope this movie is actually bad
Its a shame if this movie gets such bad reviews because its not marvlel
>>80994795
Watchmen got panned and I loved it so idk what to think here.
>>80995050
I wouldn't say it got panned. I remember pretty mixed reception, not unlike MoS.
>>80995169
This seems to be mixed though. I can't work out what they're complaining about.
They dislike overblown action, too many big characters, scattered storyline, too much cgi, and grandiosity.
The Avengers had all this in spades. The only difference seems to be that one is funny and one is philosophical.
>>80995405
I can only imagine they're complaining about the dialogue and pacing? Maybe what they're calling philosophical they mean to call heavy-handed?
>>80995405
What works in one film may not work in another depending on what the director was going for. If the director was going for dumb fun action popcorn flick, that kind of stuff is forgivable or just expected. If the director was trying to be super serious and have some grand philosophical masterpiece that kind of stuff comes off as stupid and juvenile.
It's the same reason dick jokes are funny in comedies but out of place in dramas.
>dumb DC faggots thinking this movie was ever going to be decent
OH BOI IM LAFFING!!
>a lot of the reviews say it's more Watchmen than the Avengers
Strangely okay with this. I love the Marvel Universe, but I don't really want a DC one repeating the same formula. I'd rather have a Watchmen style movie, then an Ayer ensemble film, with each movie changing tone.
I'll still watch it either way.
It's up to 41% so that's good.
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