I've already cancelled my reservations. Have you?
>>80983818
It's not a fucking restaurant you just got a refund.
>>80983818
>Uriel
>ese maricon que fue expulsado de Gamedots por troll
Bravo OP.
SHUT IT DOWN
>>80983818
HAHA
I WAS RIGHT
SNYDER FUCKS UP AGAIN
>tfw butthurt dc shill mod will delete this but will do nothing about the 1.jpg faggot shitposting all day
might as well be the same person
Nope
>>80983818
>not even trying
>>80983818
>not muh Man of Steel sequel
>>80983971
Oh look, the SNYDERSHEEP/DCshill faggot
Kill yourself lmao
>>80984048
zoz, hes probably an aus with a VPN just shitposting everywhere
>>80984048
That London Has Fallen review is spot on though, if you like old machismo driven action films it and Olympus Has Fallen are perfect for you
gonna watch that dank ass cam rip famila.
Reminder that RT is piece of shit that is killing the film industry
6/10 is bare minimum for fresh
>http://www.garuyo.com/cine/batman-vs-superman-critica-resena-estreno
>rates 6/10
>review is called Rotten
>>80983818
Read his full 'review'...not quit a review more like a rant from a Supes fanboy.
Anyone who thinks that this will sniff a 200 million dollar opening with a 2 and a half hour run time and an Easter weekend release is delusional. 198 is as high as it'll go.
So u arnt going to see it due to some random fucks review. How bout u watch it urself instead listening to other people. I bet someone has to tell you to brush ur teeth and put underwear on too. Christ
Dropped
Literally the worst disaster in cinematic history.
>http://www.garuyo.com/cine/batman-vs-superman-critica-resena-estreno
>first line out his mouth is something something playing catchup with Marvel
>goes on to say "Batman vs Superman narrative is full of free offers designed for the sole purpose of competing against Marvel."
>more nuh muh Wonder Woman giant titties shit
>says bringing on comic mogul Geoff Johns was a mistake because it pulls away from realism established in Man of Steel
Why are Mexicans such shit taste?
>>80983916
I got the word troll explain it beaner.
>>80984303
>Why are Mexicans such shit taste?
Mexicans have terrible taste in everything, is part of the culture, it's pretty much like india
t. mexican that likes naruto and age of ultron
>>80984326
>the faggot that got fired from Gamedots for being a troll
Isn't there a review embargo until 6PM EST today?
>>80983904
Why is this being ignored
>>80984235
I'm a marvel fan and even i don't trust this guy
>>80984543
It is. This is bypassing the embargo, which is illegal.
>>80984577
Even if it wasn't, the guy's review brings no legitimate criticism whatsoever.
>>80984303
Mexico is just a shit country in general.
Hell theres not even any reason to bother with that shithole, everything of value their culture has can be found in Texas to California.
>>80984358
Maybe it's just those that live in Mexico. I'm a second generation Mexican-American and I'm patrician af.
>>80984611
Just pure shitposting fuel
This board will become unusable for a solid month, I guarantee it
>>80983818
Shut the fuck up, OP.
You didn't cancel shit, you little bitch.
>>80984097
>It will surely be loved by those who only expect to see on screen the most outspoken comic fantasy, while those who appreciated the realistic and discursive tone steel man will find a complete disappointment
Wait, did he just confirm the movie will be good?
>>80984623
Make that 2 months, after that Civil War comes out.
>>80984623
only one? that's fantastic!
>>80984235
>Zoolander 2
>8.5/10
Fucking D R O P P E D
>>80984690
Note: The other reviews which caused the "All Critics" rating to be fresh for The Thing were added in later on. When it came out, critics hated it because somehow all they saw was an overly gory monster movie.
>>80984143
Olympus has Fallen is great. It's just Die Hard in the White House
>Rumors of WB going straight to a Batfleck solo series if BvS doesn't go well
>Warner Brothers saying dumb Marvel fans may not "get" BvS
>rumors of WB being "concerned" of BvS's success
>review embargo
>mfw
Rumors are just that, rumors, however anyone going into this movie thinking it's going to be God's gift to man has no right to be surprised if it's disappointing.
Don't get me wrong, I hope the movie's great, maybe it'll shut up the fuckwits who try to defend MoS, but so far, it ain't looking too good.
>>80984690
Its hailed as a classic now
How long until they fire Zack Snyder?
Henry Cavill here.
AMA
>>80985971
Who would win in a fight, Bruce Lee or a full grown chimp?
>>80985920
>it ain't looking too good
Yeah, it kind of is
>>80984690
Nice shoop faggot
>>80985971
Are you worried?
>>80983818
Rotten Tomatoes is shit and it never factors into my opinion of movies. I always hope movie I like have high scores though, because I know other people follow it.
>>80984685
yeah i love the original zoolander and zoolander 2 was just a sad sad turd compared to it.
>>80984685
>>80986217
Zoolander 2 literally made Zoolander retroactively worse.
>>80984184
Nothing we can really do about it even though you are right. People treat rotten tomatoes like its the gospel of God.
>>80983971
>why don't people hate the same things I do?!
>>80984563
Rotten (1)
>>80983818
Can't cancel something I never made.
>>80984690
>Rating older movies before RT even existed against current ones
Protip: This doesn't work
I hate these assholes on /tv/ that are laughing about this being reviewed poorly. They know full well we've been looking forward to a movie like this for decades now, and we finally get it, and instead of "you'll get a good one eventually" or "It's just reviews, it'll still be a good movie" they fucking laugh at us.
>>80986777
END OF RINE
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RINE ENDS HERE
>>80985971
Do you want to have sex with me?
>>80986777
>brits.jpg
>New South Wales
Aus, not brit. NSW is a state in Australia.
>>80986777
That's how it starts. The denial. The skepticism. The feeling of dread that turns hype into butthurt.
>>80986817
My mistake.
>>80986858
It's okay anon I still love you
NOT FAIR
This is fucking bullshit. Fuck you Snyder...Fuck you Warner...Fuck you Affleck for having me believe in you. This is completely fucking bullshit... I'm sick of quippy Marvel shit and now we're gonna be stuck with that for the next 10 years. You've ruined Superman and Wonder Woman for the general public for the next 20 years AT LEAST.
>>80985920
>review embargo
like every major movie in the last decade?
>>80985971
Do you bleed?
>>80987093
Even the bad reviews compliment Gadot as Wondy. She'll be fine, especially with her current film already done
When is the actual embargo ending?
>>80985920
You realize if they were truly worried the embargo would be up to either the day of, or day before release right? A Tuesday embargo shows confidence.
>>80983818
Yeah, I'm going to let two biased critics ruin an anticipating movie for me.
>>80987111
>Opening against "Transformers 5" and "Kingsmen 2".
It's already dead.
3 hours. Ends 6pm EST
>>80987133
6 eastern I believe
>>80983818
nah, my expectations were that it would just have a solid score and some cool action scenes 3 years ago, and it sounds like it still does.
That and critics are cunts, especially ones that break embargos for attention. I don't know if I can rely on their opinion if their goal is to get views.
>>80984326
The "critic" is a spic cuck like your dad.
>>80987093
Dude calm down, it's 2 reviews.
>>80986753
>actually giving a fuck about what /tv/ says
That's like getting pissed at a mentally challenged being laughing at you.
>caring about RT scores
I'll never understand this autism.
Let's see these reviews then
Translated with Google
>Batman vs. Superman: A disappointment for superhero movies
Uriel Barco
>Under pressure he meant watching all the films of Cinematic Universe Marvel tear World box office, Warner Bros. decided it was time to face the competition and start their own series of interconnected tapes.
>Only instead of creating films dedicated to each character in order to reach another that will bring together all the study preferred that the sequel to The Man of Steel was an introductory tape other superheroes of DC Comics , including Batman and Wonder Woman , and also serve as a prelude to the justice league .
>Many feared that this decision did the sequel, Batman vs. Superman: The origin of justice , saturated characters and storylines filled with inconsistencies film. However, several were confident capabilities Zack Snyder , director of this and the man of steel , and screenwriter Chris Terrio , Oscar winner for Argo , to take forward such a difficult and controversial project.
>Unfortunately suspicions were met and Batman vs. Superman is not only a capital disappointment in absolutely every way, but also invites us to think that the Universe Extended DC is doomed to follow a similar path.
>After mass destruction in Metropolis view Man of Steel , the world is divided between those who accept and reject Superman ( Henry Cavill ). Within last figure Bruce Wayne ( Ben Affleck ), who actually witnessed the catastrophic events that occurred in that city.
>Convinced that the Last Son of Krypton is a global threat, Wayner takes up the mantle of Batman to eradicate the alien once and for all and investigate suspicious activity around the entrepreneur Lex Luthor ( Jesse Eisenberg ).
cont.
>>80987150
>just plain 2017 listed as T5's date
>a week before listed as k2's date
yeah totally anon, doa, how can it hope to possibly compete?
>>80987251
cont.
>The first mistake of Batman vs. Superman is have involved Geoff Johns , creative director of DC Comics , in the role of executive producer. Clearly Warner Bros., before the split response he received the Man of Steel , appealed to him for the sake of his budding film universe was soaked all comiqueras sensitivities that met the fans unhappy with the relaunch of Superman.
>But in doing so the study did not find that what works in cartoons will not necessarily when translated to film live-action .
>Batman vs. Superman is rife with narrative gratuitousness designed for the sole purpose of competing against Marvel. Exposing characters absent and the only interest is hurriedly preparing the ground for the eventual arrival of the first part of the Justice League in 2017.
>The funny thing is that Snyder and Terrio are clear that the tone is the key to differentiate the Universe Extended DC of Cinematic Universe Marvel , but it is a desire that, coupled with the prospect comics and decisions Johns, makes Batman vs Superman erratic product unable to provide personality, let alone logic, its narrative arcs .
>They are worthless almost three hours long and the pace leisurely intended to give exposure, if in the end every argument peak is shown increasing free and fantasist the previous.
>Batman vs Superman meets every conflict and knot with the most basic imaginable lines of dialogue and wants his audience and accept the evolution of the plot. Inclusive is impossible not to laugh out loud before the confrontation holder when so hasty and absurd it is concluded form is observed.
>While The Man of Steel is a film concerned about staying in a realistic sci-fi with speech , this sequel is shown permissive at every opportunity that presents itself .
>It's a real shame, especially when you consider that Superman is the center of different arcs having properly developed would be worthy continuation of those set forth in the preceding tape.
cont.
>>80985971
Looked good at Time square.
>>80987282
>They are worthless almost three hours long and the pace leisurely intended to give exposure, if in the end every argument peak is shown increasing free and fantasist the previous.
What's this mean in English?
>The first mistake of Batman vs. Superman is have involved Geoff Johns
>>80987282
cont.
>About the performance of the cast and production turn took for certain characters, we have opinions.
>Affleck functions as the Murciélago , but it is a result that deserves the title of "Best Batman" intended both advertising campaigns . Moreover this conception of the Dark Knight is risky and certainly will raise controversy, given the actions that shamelessly running character .
>The Lex Luthor of Eisenberg's interesting , a sort of Mark Zuckerberg that the actor played in the social network combined with the personality of any psychotic individual traumatized by their parents who gave us fiction. It is a peculiar angle, but not necessarily convincing .
>The rest of the cast moves on safe ground and would rather observations to their vices of origin (one must be naive enough to believe that Gal Gadot has the poise and physique requires Wonder Woman).
>Batman vs. Superman is a missed opportunity that also divided the public .
>It will surely be loved by those who only expect to see on screen the most outspoken comic fantasy, while those who appreciated the realistic and discursive tone of The Man of Steel will encounter a total disappointment.
>But the problem is not limited to a matter of approaches, because as movie Batman vs Superman makes terrible mistakes and narrative structure.
>Warner Bros. was surpassed by his competitive attitude against Marvel and on the way stopped buried soaring expectations many had to this film, the first finally gathered the most iconic DC Comics superheroes.
Rating: 6.0 / 10
2nd review coming
>>80987282
>reviewer is a cartoon fuck
thanks anon, his opinion is officially discarded
>>80984735
Don't you dare compare the utter shit that is Olympus has Fallen to Die Hard
>>80987318
2nd review, way less pissed off
Oscar Uriel (what's with the Uriels?)
>We have good and bad news in this line. How about if we start with the benevolent? Zack Snyder delivers an epic superhero whose result is much better than the fateful Man Of Steel ( Man of Steel ) trying to expose the progressive antagonism between the Murcielago Gotham City (Ben Affleck) and the last Son of Krypton (Henry Cavill) which it seems born of the inconclusive battle sequences and destruction seen in the last tape Snyder. The writers used the strident (and trivial) outcome to suggest the point of view of Batman with respect to the devastation of the city and those responsible for this. Who is that man in the sky can generate such chaos?
>As reported, Snyder appropriated some basics of the graphic novel The Dark Knight Returns by Frank Miller to create this film but in the end is a personal version of the contest between these two superheroes with the characteristic style that has differentiated the director on his films and which has polarized opinions.
>Of course the battle scenes abound and devastation also peculiar tempo singles Snyder (a sleepy first hour, an hour and a half remaining crowded) but towards the end you can perceive a chaotic but suggestive film. This section also merita mention the presence of Gal Gadot as Wonder Woman - enigmatic character which we know little but who joins the final battle with our protagonists in comfort - and Jeremy Irons as Alfred, the faithful steward Bruce Wayne in a different approach to what we are used to seeing with this character.
>Now, let the miscues. It gives the impression that studio executives were concerned about the possibility of making this film at the point of throwing all the cinematic universe of DC Comics ahead. There is a constant feeling that the audience should be receiving essential communication which upcoming storylines so crowded reference tape warns will arise.
cont.
>>80987321
Did you not see that he gave Zoolander 2 an 8.5
His review should have been discarded from the start.
>>80987318
>one must be naive enough to believe that Gal Gadot has the poise and physique requires Wonder Woman
>>80987369
cont.
>Ben Affleck is also an uncertain election. It is not news the wave of criticism that led to the selection of the actor in social networks so we reported that these were not entirely ill - founded. His approach lacks precision and a contudente identity. Even worse is the intervention of Jesse Eisenberg as the villain Lex Luthor in a performance totally out of tune with the proposals of the director and the rest of the cast. This is a drawback if we consider that is the only real antagonist of the plot.
>At the end Batman v Superman: Dawn Of Justice results in a jarring experience of two hours and a half. There are successes but also mistakes, but I warn you that is superior to that fateful film called The Man Of Steel .
The end
>>80983818
>there are seriously anons that are going to be shocked when they watch BvS and realize it sucks just like every movie Snyder has made but they will once again get caught up in the hype of JL Part 1
Is it safe to say theres a Snyder Cycle?
[Damage Control Intensifies]
>>80983818
>review in full spanish
lel
From these reviews, it sounds like the core of the film (i.e. Batman V Superman) is pretty strong but there's too much stuff thrown in to try and hype up Justice League.
>>80984611
>its not legitimate because I've already made up my mind that this movie will be flawless
it begins
>>80987318
Basically this guy is disappointed because it's less "realistic" than Man Of Steel.This movie might be really good.
>>80983818
>reservations
you made reservations? What the fuck is wrong with you?
>>80987420
There's literally only 2-3 minutes dedicated to it.
Is this how deep we have fallen /co/? We are just waiting for reviews to come out and we dig for a negative one to jerk ourself off.
We have become /tv/-lite, but without the memes. We have become what we hated so much.
Batman v Superman almost the same length of a movie as Man of Steel. Can you stuff everything Batman V Superman is trying to do in 2 and a half hours and still come out of with a good movie? We'll see...
So, Uriel Barco guy have problem with 'much realism' and Oscar guy has a problem with the entire cast, he said they suck balls mainly Batfleck and Jesse Lex.
Dunno if I can take these guys seriously, wait for more to come, I guess?
>>80987219
>implying /tv/ is mentally challenged when they're the ones that aren't even pretending a Hack Snyder movie will be good
loving ever laugh
>>80983818
>/tv/ can't wait 4 hours to start shit posting over RT
>>80987573
>no its not possible that MMM BOYS will be bad
>>80987604
Almost everyone else praised him.
>>80987429
One review starts off by saying DC is just trying to play catch up with Marvel, right off the bat. I'm not taking these too seriously, especially since the embargo isn't even lifted.
>>80987401
Man of Steel and Watchmen were rather fine films.
>>80983818
I reserve judgement until I can read some reviews from first world countries
>RT is already removing bad reviews
WB EXECS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>80983818
>if it gets bad reviews people will be super obnoxious about BRAVO SNYDER and MMM BOYS
>if it gets good reviews people will be super obnoxious about BASED SNYDER and SUCK IT MARVELFAGS
There's no way out of this but shitposting.
>>80987624
You mean the everyone else that got special tickets to go to red carpet movie premieres for free? Or the everyone else that literally works for WB?
>>80987663
Or because they broke embargo
>>80987663
They're both still up on the site, but for some reason RT says there's only one in the counter
>>80987692
And why would RT take them down? The embargo wasn't issued by them.
>>80987676
If they didn't like his performance, they wouldn't praise it.
They'd just go "Y-yeah, the movie's great!" and nothing else.
>>80987673
there is a third way anon. the mods can nut up and remove /tv/. we can build a wall and make moviefags pay for it.
>>80987632
this is worst you can come up?
>>80987491
blame /tv/ invaders
>>80987604
>>80987676
Actually, pretty much almost everyone even the one that shit on the film said Jesse Lex and Batfleck were the better part of the film so him specifically shit on both of them is kinda weird.
>>80987491
It's easy when half of their board migrates to us daily
>>80987318
>given the actions that shamelessly running character
Who would do that? Just go running without any shame?
>>80987732
>When /tv/ sends it's people, they're not sending it's best.
>They're sending people that have lots of bad memes, and they're bringing those bad memes with us.
>They're bringing MMMM BOYS posters.
>They're bringing cuckposters.
>They're racists.
>And some, I assume, are good memers.
>>80987707
Because WB will go to the reviews website and tell them to take them down. And RT just aggregates all the reviews in one place.
>>80987745
I mean, they're not necessarily as "bad" as Snyder criticizers put 'em out to be.
They're not perfect (far from it) but by all means definitely don't deserve the reputation they get just because they happen to directed by Snyder.
>>80987857
>/tv/
>good memes
Those died after Baneposting. Is just sad now.
>>80987867
both of them are shit. i didnt even know they were both snyder, but it makes sense
>>80988220
>i didnt even know they were both snyder
Someone doesn't do there research.
Is anyone taking screen caps of the marvel bros? I want to gloat when the embargo breaks
Why are people denying that this movie was made with the sole purpose of going head to head with the Marvel cinematic universe?
I'll wait until I see the movie, but right off the bat it feels like it's going to be cluttered and rushed as fuck since it's introducing like four major characters on the same movie.
>>80988476
Fresh off the grill
>>80988501
>Why are people denying that this movie was made with the sole purpose of going head to head with the Marvel cinematic universe?
I haven't seen anyone claim otherwise. I mean yeah, it's likely riding it's tail, but I don't care if it's good.
>Cluttered
Can''t be anymore cluttered than Civil War Familia
>>80988616
I'm not comparing the two movies senpai, but Civil War looks cluttered as well.
>>80987282
>The first mistake of Batman vs. Superman is have involved Geoff Johns
>>80987491
>We are just waiting for reviews to come out and we dig for a positive one to jerk ourself off.
FTFY
>>80983818
[Full reply in Spanish]
>>80983818
>listening to Taco Jockeys.
I bet you let them rape your women too.
1 1/2 hours to go
>>80989410
I'm so full of emotion
Lets turn this into an affleck and cavill appreciation thread
Why are they such bros?
>>80989923
Did you say homo thread?
>>80989923
>lets turn this into a damage control thread
>b-based snyder
>only two rotten reviews up
>both in Spanish
>both gave it a 6/10
>both with people named 'Uriel'
Hm... very suspicious...
>>80983818
I went into this expecting it to suck, and I'll probably arrive at the theater with the same expectations. I'll still be seeing it, though.
Goddammit when do the actual reviews drop. At this point I'm more excited to read the reviews than see the fucking movie. I MUST KNOW IF THIS IS A BLUNDER OR A SUCCESS DAMMIT.
>>80987491
>implying this isn't /co/'s fault completely
how many fucking times have I seen identical threads on /co/ and /tv/ at the exact same time?
you think someone that knows who Agnes Varda is wants to talk about fucking Iron Man 3 or The Wolverine or Jonah Hex? No, /co/ started posting constantly on /tv/ and now this is the effect.
>>80988515
You should make this a topic later, see if anything comes about
>>80990224
Either is good. Ifs its good then the Justice League films are off to a good start. If its bad, the fanboy tears will be delicious
>>80990338
Exactly! If it's good, I have more good movies to see. If it's bad, I have a bad movie to complain about and tears to drink. I literally can't lose.
ONE HOUR
>>80985971
Prove it by posting hairline with time stamp.
>>80983891
My theater uses reserved seats.
>London premiere just got cancelled.
Apparently they're THAT worried that it's gonna bomb.
>>80990499
The London premiere just happened though...
>>80990531
Ah, seems only the red carpet event was cancelled. Must have been really embarrassed.
>>80990531
stop... just stop this is /tv/ shitposting time just get out while you can
>>80990499
>london
>bomb
7/10
>>80990166
stupid faggot.
>>80990383
Anyone got that "scared" reaction pic of the guy peeking over the basebell pit?
>>80984048
Really the only thing wrong with the Dirty Grandpa story is it doesn't say "It has a plot. They gave the movie an actual PLOT the absolute madmen!"
>>80990580
I doubt that's why it was cancelled. Could have been because of Brussels earlier?
>>80990697
Right. They're scared of a bomb.
Like the Colorado theater shooting all over again.
>>80990734
>>80990580
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/batman-v-superman-london-premiere-877323
http://www.mercurynews.com/celebrities/ci_29670951/terror-attacks-prompt-cancellation-batman-v-superman-red
>>80984303
>more nuh muh Wonder Woman giant titties shit
nice dichotmy there shill
HALF AN HOUR SAGRADA DA FAMILIA
>>80988501
Its only introducing Batman and Wonder Woman.
Who else is it introducing?
>>80991382
Lex. Alfred.
>>80991403
Alfred is a supporting characters, you kinda have to have those in your story.
And Let is a bad guy(oppsoing force/conflict) you have to have those too
10 MINUTES
>>80991621
T-MINUS FIVE
>>80991382
What's your definition of "introducing"?
>>80984326
>Uriel
>some literal faggot who got kicked out of somewhere unimportant for being retarded
>2015
>not speaking at least 3 languages
SHIGGYDIGGYDOO
3 ROTTEN INNA ROW BOYS
>>80984235
I bet this fuck doesn't even watch the movies
>>80991922
Main cast like Lex and Batman and will have a huge impact in the plot. Supporting cast like Alfred doesn't really count. Neither do cameos those are glimpses
It's over. DC is finished.
>>80991922
First on-screen appearance of a new ITERATION of a character. For example, we have seen Batman before, but we have not seen Ben Affleck's version of Batman in this story.
>>80992159
>5 now
welp, i'm getting off the internet now
>>80984358
Mexican here
This is sadly somewhat accurate, we just bandwagon on what Americans like but worse.
Also everyone that really likes anime, cartoons or vidya over here is autistic beyond measure
>>80992159
>>80992247
>it's real
>>80992066
So by your definition Flash hasn't been introduced in this movie even though by many accounts he's had a speaking role?
>14%
how many reviews for an actual consensus?
HA HA HA HA
WIORSE THAN MAN OF STEEL
JUST
>6 rotten
DC fags on suicide watch!
>8 negative to 1 positive
And here I was expecting it to start high before settling in at mediocrity
>>80992319
>literally says better than MOS
Can we expect change of director before Justice League? I hope so.
Bumping with my screencap contribution
Lel, guess it was true.
>>80992279
Yes. A cameo is a glimpse even if its a speaking role. We got a glimpse of Hawkeye in Thor but the introduced Coulson because he had a part in the plot at large.
>10 rotten
>1 fresh
GOODBYE DC
>1 fresh
>8 rotten
fucking why
>>80992561
>Iron Man 2 gets a 73%
I-ITS NOT FAIR YOU MARVELDRONES DID THIS!
>>80992508
>if there's any justice, fans will reject Zack Snyder...
kek
Welp, I guess it's probably shit.
Oh well.
>in the end it's DC who bleeds
HA HA HA HA
>>80992608
>>80992606
Obviously, brand loyalists will say it sucks, no matter if they liked it.
>>80992318
It's variable, but usually in the range of a couple dozen
11 ROTTEN
>>80992706
B-B-B-BOYS
M-M-M-MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
>>80992637
It may not stay this low. Probably settle in around 43% or something. That's probably the best DCfags can hope for now.
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE SNYDER, HOW DID YOU FUCK THIS UP
>>80992793
Counter-shitposting is less effective when it's used to cover up anal devastation.
>the movie flops
>this affects the other studios that are making films
>Marvel Studios closes down
Oh Luthor, you really won this time.
>My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2 has a better tomato score
I'm legit close to tears. How could this happen?
>>80992876
...wha?
Are you actually retarded?
>TOP CRITICS: 4 ROTTEN 0%
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Average Rating: 4.9/10
Reviews Counted: 15
Fresh: 3
Rotten: 12
We tried to warn you all about Snyder. You didn't listen.
We tried to warn you all about Goyer. You didn't listen.
We tried to warn you all. You didn't listen.
BRAVO SNYDER!!!
BLUNDER OF THE CENTURY
>>80992899
Well, marvelfags say that The Death of Superman killed the industry...
NO! THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING! I'M IN CHARGE HERE!
Is this the beginning of the end for capeshit?
>>80992472
No, WB are blind and DC fanboys will keep endlessly sucking Snyder cock and acting like 300 and Sucker Punch were actually good movies.
Better buckle up because the next decade of DC movies will be substanceless trash made by Snyder.
>>80992318
It's ~100. Maybe a little less.
>>80992885
what did you expect from explosions and fight scene the movie?
no character development.
it all just leads to the mediocre fight scenes that drag on forever
>ben and zac have middling careers while henry and gal are trash
>people had high hopes
I warned you people.
>there are anons that SERIOUSLY thought hack snyder could make a good movie
i've got tears in my eyes bros
>Average Rating: 4.9/10
I had high hopes
I was actually trying to figure out if you guys were just bullshitting, but I checked RT and I can only say: Wow
IGN just gave a positive (6.8/10) review
>>80992896
Snyder is THE overrated hack, he is worst than JJ
>>80993017
Nope, it's way lower than that. Usually ~20-30
>Marvel movie makes a billion
>2 years later, everyone admits it was shit
>DC movie makes less than a billion
>2 years later, everyone admits it was good
It's always the same with cape movies.
Good night, /co/. Keep an eye on the IP count, just in case.
>If there's any justice, dawning or otherwise, at the multiplex, audiences will reject Zack Snyder's lumbering, dead-on-arrival superhero mélange, a $250 million tombstone for a genre in dire need of a break.
>Joshua Rothkopf - RT Top Critic
Fucking savage...
Yeah but every review isn't in yet.
>The film may be imposing, but it's not fun.
>fun
>FUN
>>80993132
>r-reviews don't matter now
fucking clockwork
>15 rotten
>3 fresh
>>80993132
>the man of murder was good meme
pure kino, /tv/ brother
>>80993158
>If there's any justice, dawning or otherwise, at the multiplex, audiences will reject what I don't like
Nah.
>>80993010
Nah, business as usual.
>>80993232
>there's no score
>>80993205
>reviews
lol
>>80993187
>>80993187
Why do you go to cape films if not for fun?
So your wounds they will not heal?
No one's posted this yet?
DC IS DEAD
BURIED
CONSIDER THESE ROTTEN REVIEWS MERCY
>>80993010
If only.
>>80993325
Everyone has their own idea of fun, you know.
>>80993341
>CBR
Pic related.
>>80993341
Wonder Woman COULD have saved this, if they had gotten a good actress for the fucking part. Not that we've been saying this since she was announced or anything.
How come you can't read comments for reviews?
Oh, right. All those death threats DCfans posted against that negative Batman review.
>>80993132
>DC movie makes less than a billion
>gets shit reviews
>2 years later, DCfags still try to force the meme that it was good, which they haven't stopped trying to do since the movie came out
Mark my words, this is what will preface the Justice League movie. DC can't stop making bad movies, so the desperate fans won't stop.
A-A-AT LEAST S-S-SUICIDE SQUAD WILL BE BETTER, R-RIGHT?
>>80993422
...you liked Age of Ultron?
So what will WB do if this flops?
SS and WW are already way too far along to cancel and justice league has already started filming with Snyder directing.
Will they just completely kill Snyder and scramble to find another director?
>>80992876
No you retard.
If anything, it solidifies Marvel's dominance in capeshit cinematic universe for the foreseeable future except for maybe Fox's X-Menverse.
i remembered why i love this board so much
fucking lelz so hard
soory dc fans
but we knew this was coming
GAL GADOTFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>80993450
The truly sad this is its a really safe movie.
It won't flop and we wont be free from Snyder's hackery for a long time.
>>80993445
JAI. FUCKING. COURTNEY.
>>80993449
>Can't argue at all
>Desperately posts a strawman argument to try to deflect
HOLY SHIT
>>80993450
It won't flop, if it makes a good amount of cash then Snyder will continue...sadly.
>>80993460
But anon, Marvel is shit. Every time I see a Marvel Studios thread I see everyone bashing on all movies except for IM1.
>>80993445
Suicide squad actually has a competent director.
>>80993555
>Not liking Winter Soldier and GOTG
Antman was fun too
>>80993555
How much does DC pay you?
>>80987186
kek, why are bean shitters like you always permanently assblasted?
>muh hardcore cred
its going up
reverse man of steel, super negative early then positve later
>>80993543
>2 years later, marvelfags still try to force the meme that AoU was good
Yup.
>>80993597
See? Coprophilia, dude.
>>80993601
More than marvelfags do, obviously. The latter do it for free, go figure.
I hated Snyder's films, buf I'm a DC fanboy and I really hoped BvS will be good.
Guess I was wrong.
I'm still looking forward to seeing this movie, but I'm less hyped. Which is probably good.
Fuck you Snyder, you goddamn son of a bitch.
>>80993676
>I'm a DC fanboy
Heh, sure.
>>80993673
Or maybe you are the one who likes shit anon, it seems like it's your opinion that disagrees with the majority of audiences and critics
>>80993673
>>2 years later, marvelfags still try to force the meme that AoU was good
You don't know what a "strawman" or "deflection" is do you?
>>80993676
Maybe it's not that bad anon...but perhaps Warner should reconsider about keeping Snyder around.
The slow crawl to fresh beings
Everyone always told me I was stupid for thinking DC was better than Marvel. After this shit pile of a movie, I have to admit that they were right. Time to make mine Marvel.
Is anyone surprised? Is anyone honestly surprised?
It's made by the same team as Man of Steel, a movie everyone hated. What the hell did people expect?
>>80993748
>audiences and critics
>the opinion of a lot of nobodies is more important than mine
Lol, thanks for the tip.
>>80993778
>strawman
I never remember what this means. Oh well.
>Leveling out in mid 50s
POETRY
O
E
T
R
Y
>>80993673
AoU was an over-ambitious mess with far too many characters, too many plot points and honestly not enough time to give it all proper weight.
But it was bright, it was fun and it was a decent watch after all.
These critics sound like BvS just isn't fun, pleasant to watch, gripping or well directed.
Not to mention the casting choices, especially in case of WW.
>>80993676
It almost certainly isn't as bad as initial reaction says it is. That said, I think they started making this too soon after TDKR shit the bed. This was made as a reaction to catch up, instead of just making a good movie. Even with Marvel's declining quality, they're still riding hard on the momentum of several of their movies and DC should have accepted that they beat them to the punch and rode the momentum with them rather than trying to scramble to catch up.
It's already at 39% guys!
W-We'll make it!
>>80993933
>it was dogshit, but I love dogshit
>catshit, on the other hand, sickens me
OK.
>>80984685
Maybe it was better in spanish?
I'm sure the movie is great and everyone is just overreacting.
>>80993993
It's 29.
>>80994110
>great
I don't know how you can be sure of that much but the rest I agree with.
>>80994124
I'm seeing a 39???
>>80994124
Oh it's 39 now.
What a crazy ride.
Currently at 41%.
>>80994110
Oh man, you know what Marvelfriends are? Imagine Trump talking about Mexicans.
>>80992876
>After this turd DC really thinks people are gonna go see a Wonder Woman or Cyborg movie
>>80994110
This.
Its kind of obvious that a lot of people are writting horrible reviews just to fiel shitposting.
I actually used to do it all the time.
People on 4chan are kind of gullible.
>>80994216
>professionally paid critics who work for actual newspaper publications are lying about how they feel about the movie strictly to help out shitposters on a taiwanese cartoon site
jesus christ, this fucking delusion
>>80994271
Aren't critics just professional shitposters?
>>80994334
Yes, anon.
They exist just to bitch about movies you haven't seen but have already made up your opinion on.
>>80994215
I would. They cannot be worse than a Hulk or a Thor movie, can they?
>>80994271
>employees have to write what the boss tells them to, unless they want the publication to lose their sponsors and them their jobs
I worked as a journalist. It is like that, son.
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/review/batman-v-superman-dawn-justice-877477
>the film may be imposing, but it's not fun.
>fun
>>80994271
>critics
>paid
>>80994271
I was talking about audience reviews.
But don't act lie there aren't trolls too.
Did you saw that one of the guys gave +8 for Highlander 2 and is know to give high scores just for crap?
>>80994385
No quips, huh? The nerve of WB.
>>80994334
This is what it looks like to be indoctrinated by internet culture.
>tfw when Marvel buys DC and shows them how to make a proper super hero movie
>>80993445
well at least it seems it's gonna try to be fun, BvS is a solemn funeral
>>80993854
>Man of Steel, a movie everyone hated
Fresh: 161
Rotten: 128
STOP FUCKING LYING!
>Reviews Counted: 27
>>80994428
i found blood play fun, but the rest of my friends thinks is weird
fun is different for everyone
>>80994640
B-but RT isn't valid if it disagrees with me!
>>80994593
You're not from here aren't you? Marvel comics are pure cancer right now.
>>80994680
>/tv/
>reading
>reading capes
>ever
YOU are not from here, aren't you?
Protip: real film critics don't like any superhero movie.
>>80983818
Never made any. If Superman 4, Return of Superman, and Man of Steel didn't tell you that DC hates Superman, then fuck.
>>80994878
No anon, you hate Superman.
First the death of Gawker and now DC's shitty movies. I'm as giddy as a school girl right now desu senpai.
>>80994980
>Gawker
They're doing Marvel comics now.
>>80994724
motherfucker do you know what board you are on
>>80995054
On one that was invaded by /tv/ long ago.
>>80986268
can you explain why?
>>80995610
That post was 5 hours ago, I highly doubt he's here to explain himself. Welcome.
>>80990421
So, like, a regular cinema?
>>80994593
>tfw you don't want either of these kinds of movies
>tfw you want a superhero film that both takes itself seriously and keeps a light tone
>>80983818
I refunded my IMAX tickets.
>>80995981
Mine doesn't use reserved seats
>>80994980
Well if you follow some of the reviews they seem to think, or at least hope, that the super hero movie bubble is finally bursting.
Depending on your personal views this could be a good or bad thing.
>>80994606
Jesus and you think this is a good thing? May as well just make a fucking Wonder Twins meet Plastic Man movie
It think its time for DC to re consider their relationship with the WB even their toy line needs a remvap
>>80984097
>Steel Man
>>80994381
The Hulk movie wasn't bad. Better than MoS for sure.
>Fucking Fox currently has both a better and more comic-accurate Cinematic Universe than DC
what a time to be alive
Secondary(?) embargo breaks at 9
So the fate of the score will be decided then
If there are 40 more reviews, then would need 32 more positive and 8 negative to be fresh
The dream is dead
Bare minimum to be fresh now with 40 is 8 more positive
Here's hoping
>mfw now we have to deal with weekly "BVS WAS GOOD BECAUSE MY FEELINGS SAID SO!!!" threads just like we had with MoS
>>80999812
>people who actually like it will have to put up with "BvS was bad because RT said so" again
>>80999812
So are you going to tweet that to all the critics that are giving positive reviews or just use it in shitposts
>>81000035
There's a difference between stating whether or not you liked a movie and yelling "MY CONTRARIAN OPINIONS ARE RIGHT AND IF YOU DISAGREE YOU'RE DUMB"
Guess which one memeboard falls under?
Will they ever learn, /co/?
>>80999503
>comic-accurate
"no"
>>81000287
>More
Yes.
Keep in mind the only movies in their canon right now are FC, DOFP, and Deadpool.
>>80986777
>Snyder can outshitpost even strayan shitposting
I still plan on pirating a viewing of the movie whenever something that is not a shitty cam rip complete with audience mumbling is released.
But I fully expect to "walk out" (i.e. close the player and go back to playing Hearthstone) halfway through the movie like I did with MoS.
>civil war looking like a worthy follow up to ws, 90%+ rt incoming
>based russos on infinity war
>proven visionary young director on thor ragnarok with a fresh and unique space epic/road movie with thor and hulk
>proven visionary young director on black panther
>gotg2 by proven director of the first film
bright future ahead for cape movies!
>Deadpool gets his own movie
>highest grossing rated R movie of all time
>BvS is doing worse than the shit storm that was MoS
>in 2 months we'll get a MCU movie with Spidey
>president Trump is getting more and more likely each day
WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE.
I had my doubts with 2016 at first, watching celebrities kick it one after another, but holy shit, this is gonna be a fun 8 more months.
I saw an advanced screen, can anyone explain why Stan Lee didn't make a cameo in it? He's in the other movies.
>>81000354
I want to at least see the ending everyone says they hated. I didn't get the massive hate for "stop invincible son" until I saw it in the movie itself and realized people were for once not exaggerating.
Remember how there were MoS threads on /co/ for months and months, and people never stopped dissecting the "hand" scene and the "neck snap" scene?
This will be even worse
Angry reminder that every one of you started this stupid ass "KEKEKEK DC IS FINISHED WE WERE RIGHT KILL YOURSELVES" with your smug Chris Evans reaction images as soon as the VERY FIRST review came out. How can anyone take you seriously. How do you take yourself seriously, and how do you sleep at night knowing you're so stupid?
Everyone in this thread are firing on all cylinders of stupidity. This board is dead.
>>81000771
New pasta?
I don't know what I really want
On one hand, I'm sick of the standard marveldrones my age who will constantly say that marvel will always be #1 because of the avengers movie being 2cool4school
However, I definitely don't want a power shift to DC. At least not how it is right now if MoS is any indication. I even liked MoS but I don't think I can take 10+ years of movies exactly like it.
No matter who wins, I lose
>>81000789
Hot and fresh for you senpai.
>410 million american freedom dollars
>>81000513
Stan Lee died during filming.
>Horribly scarred both inside and out, Ben Affleck’s grey-templed Darkest Knight is so morally burned out that he not only subdues foes, but tortures and brands them like cattle. His dreams are plagued by screeching, man-sized bats. Not even the very pleasant water feature in his lakeside cave cheers him up. There’s nothing wrong with a little angst, but here it’s doubled down: pitting him against an insecure and self-doubting Superman, Zack Snyder’s movie is a spectacle that proves heavy on visual pizzazz but markedly light on fun.
Civil War vs MvS
Which one makes more money? How much?
I cannot tell. I know Civil War will be better, but Batman and Superman still have better name recognition
As a DCfag growing up I'd love it if I could actually see my childhood heroes in great movies. That said I'd rather have them appear in nothing than have the Snyderverse.
>>81000872
Batman being over the edge and looking like a colossal asshole while wailing on a guy trying to do the right thing is literally the exact thing I wanted from this movie. Did critics expect a TDKR Batman to be "fun" and "safe?"
>>81000872
that's... sounds awesome
>>81000882
I'm totally shilling for Civil War. I loved Winter Soldier and this is one of those rare Marvel movies that has a story.
>>81000872
>wah Batman is a tortued soul
Really?
>June 2016 /v/
>ok now that the dust has settled on BvS, was it good?
>>81000882
bvs is going to artificially inflate civil war's critical reception and wom, i can see it. people will praise it for not being bvs, for being big on character and humor and for doing "hero vs hero right". 90%+ rt score incoming.
>>80983818
We lived through Avengers Age of Ultron and Spectre, we can live through this.
OK, those movies were watchable because of all the traditionalist franchise fanservice.
>>81000945
>Superman Returns rated fresh
How? That movie was like if Singer secretly told Routh to base his performance on the fact that Superman actually committed suicide in space and that the new Superman was one of his robot servants masquerading as him.
>3 hours since embargo lifted
>only 40 reviews.
>/co/ goes full /tv/ shitposting mode.
It's funny how even the "positive" fresh reviews are backhandedly disparaging, or superficial at best.
>>81000989
That is: AGE OF ULTRON and SPECTRE were disappointing disjointed movies that you could sit through, once, just for the fanservice.
>>80986777
>me gusta
>>81001025
/tv/ goes full /tv/ shitposting mode.
The Mouse Machine is strong and MCUdrones are rabid.
Apocalypse will score a 15% on Rotten.
>39%
ALL MY KEKELS
>>81001025
Anon, it usually stays rotten. I say this as someone who's been played by the RT masters time and time again- the score will not go beyond 45%but the majority of people will still enjoy the movie. Screencap this.
>There's already a rumor that George Miller is directing Justice League
>>81001018
Because it was fundamentally an average movie, way better than Man of Murder.
>>81001041
How have there only been 40 reviews in 3 hours, have not enough critics seen BvS?
>>80994271
>gets paid off by Disney to write fake negative reviews about the competition
>"professional"
This is what marvel shills ACTUALLY believe. Holy fucking kek.
>>81000821
Company wars are fucking retarded in the first place
>LOLOLOL THE MULTIMILLION DOLLAR COMPANY I GIVE MONEY TO IS BETTER THAN YOUR'S!!!!
But I'd side with Marveldrones seeing as how at least they can admit when a movie's bad.
I'm sure AoU has its defenders, but the general consensus is it wasn't great.
DCdrones on the other hand, gave us YEARS, FUCKING YEARS of daily MoS defense threads.
I don't know about you but when I see two people eating shit, I'll side with the guy who acknowledges he's eating shit and not the guy who's trying to convince you it's filet mignon and you're just eating it wrong.
>>81001058
Where did this meme go? I almost miss it. Almost.
We could have had it all.
>>81001096
There was almost nothing good about it
>>80995054
Yeah, /tv2/. This place stopped being /co/ years ago.
>>81001083
nah it'll be the same middling shit that singer has been pumping out for years, it'll make enough money to greenlight a sequel and people will point to as an example of a "good superhero movie" after seeing it once and forgetting the majority of it like they did all his other films
>>81001125
Ezra has a top tier jawline tbqh
>>81000872
critics want a meme spouting rdj batman
>>81001125
We will.
>people saying "it's only 40 reviews so far"
how many reviews am i supposed to wait for? i can't imagine the first 40 reviewers are going to be 40 outliers when all the reviews are out.
>>81001096
No. It was literally the most boring movie of 2006. Not even in a "so bad it's good" way. Not talking about MoS either.
>>81001125
>implying they'll let go of JL
Nah senpai
>>81001137
I just went into this board to see DC fans crying. Did this board start fantasizing about preteens?
Why can't we just have a light-hearted Superman movie though? Why do we need the dark depressing tone? It's not so much MUH QUIPS as I don't want boring fucking Act 2 of Man of Steel dialogue.
>>81000945
Fucking Clone Wars??
>>81001125
>our first shot of the JL togethor is a phone pic of them on the red carpet
I hope we get a JL shot soon with it starting shooting soon, Snyder or not
>>81001150
>it'll make enough money to greenlight a sequel and people will point to as an example of a "good superhero movie" after seeing it once and forgetting the majority of it like they did all his other films
This guy knows what's up. It's not like there's anything to remember. That franchise keeps making essentially the same movie over and over, with variable levels of quality. The singer ones are generally good enough for one afternoon though.
>>81001197
Only when they are drawn, to be honest.
And have cat ears.
Reeve still best Superman.
>post yfw you finally watch the movie and its actually shit
>>81001184
At least 150.
Marvel to DC:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srPJneHRhHM
>>81001220
I think people were friendly on it after Phantom. Charm certainly wore off though.
>>81001208
Act 2 of MoS was fucking glorious. It's only boring if your bitch ass was too busy looking at your popcorn
>>80994980
You shouldn't because we'll have to deal with Marvel shitty movies.
Apologize to this man
>>81001018
Here's the thing. I agree that Routh's Superman was really kind of wooden in his performance. But Routh wasn't just playing Superman. He also played the whole mild-mannered Clark Kent thing and I and others think he did it surprisingly well.
Whereas, frankly, Cavill was just as wooden (Not is fault. He's charismatic as hell, but Snyder isn't gerat about directing his actors and other his movies suffer this in varying degrees). But Cavill didn't have anyone else to play except that one somber and kind of wooden character. Hell, he only seems to feel anything approaching emotion a handful of times in the movie.
He's sad twice (Zod's death, Jonathan's death. And these are just melodramatic big NOOOOs). He's happy like, once, (Flight scene) and he's angry once (saving his mom from Kryptonians) and that's it. The rest is just a grey vaguely sad puppy look for two and a half hours.
>>81001197
>start
>>81001184
Probably a 100 or so, after that it's hard to come back from.
Usually these movies get 300 or so reviews.
I think it's safe to say certified fresh is out of the picture.
I cannot wait for a second quip universe. You all know that's what this is leading up to.
>>81001102
Not all critics go to early screenings. The number of reviews will go significantly up on friday/Saturday
>implying divisive = bad
Just proves that the Marvelcucks and normie reviewers are stupid.
>>81001131
Kevin Spacey was a 10/10 Lex Luthor. The scene where he saved the plane was quintessential Superman. It may not have been a great Superman movie, but for a sequel/throwback to the Donner films, it was pretty good.
>>81001257
I am one of the few people that loved the shit out of First Class
And I am still pissed at Singer for making DoFP his standard Singer X-Movie again.
Also I think that Apocalypse looks weirdly cheap, at least from the trailer. But maybe that's just me.
>>81001296
That's really more like act 3.
>>80987282
Mexicans have terrible taste. Just look at people like Jorge Break and that cunt is huge in Mexico.
>>81001304
Fucking hell no. Snyder was just aping the shit he started.
>>81001208
Because a dark and gritty Batman movie came out a decade ago and received critical praise so DC thinks that same formula can work with everything.
That's it.
>>81001281
The prequels suffer from the bandwagon effect.
The movies themselves were fun and decent.
>>81001362
the worst thing about dofp and apocalypse is all the jlaw cocksucking
>>81001018
It's all Kevin Spacey and Donner nostalgia.
>>81001397
Hopefully we'll be done with her after this.
heres the worst thing about the review, there's very saying it's amazing even the good reviews are like "it's alright" while the bad reviews are eviscerating it. there's no contingent of reviews saying it's the best thing ever and that's a bad a sign because if even the people that like it can't fully recommend it then it's probably just people wanting to like and giving it a pass
>>81001359
>Kevin Spacey was a 10/10 Lex Luthor.
If any performance was stymied by being wed to the Donner movies it was his. That speech he gives about how real heroes don't lord their tech over humanity and how he wants to be promethus stealing fire from the gods? That should've been his characterization for the entire movie. I want THAT Luthor. Not Hackman. Not Zuckerberg.
>Fresh: 16
>Rotten: 25
>>81001388
Even though they took internals after Rises that said they should back off the melodrama.
>>81001389
No. No they weren't.
Think it's worth seeing anyway?
>>80984303
I'm Mexican and this guy is a full marvel shill.
>>81001304
As I said in the /tv/ thread you or someone very much like you made already, I have nothing to apologize for. I've always liked his movies. They're "dark" but they're usually kind of fun in their own unique way. It's not his fault or mine that WB is full of havks who tried to copy his style for the rest of their JL members.
In fact, I might just rewatch the Dark Knight instead of disappointing myself more with this BS. Catch it when it's available for rental. Or torrent.
What if Miller is brought on to direct Justice League?
Also Snyder's vision raped DCEU to maybe the point of no salvaging
>Mopey Superman
>Murderous Batman
>New age inelegant Lex Luthor
>Exotic Wonder Woman (actress who can't fucking act)
>These are not comic book characters, they're modern Jesus and Gods (Can't accept the fact that I defended this choice)
YO I HEARD LEX LUTHOR PEES IN SOMEONES DRINK IN THIS MOVIE THATS WEIRD
You can still salvage this WB. FIRE SNYDER! FIRE HIM! REEEEEEEEEEEEE!
>Less than 52 reviews is a good conceus on how good the movie is
>>81001378
So?
>>81001150
>>People were really touched by Avengers and remember it vividly.
>>The series isn't just popular because it's popular.
Kek.
Avengers = Kardashians. We talk about them only because people talk about them.
I can't wait for it to be uncool to like superheroes again.
>>81001125
when will they learn?
>>81001502
Another tripfag filtered.
>>80983818
>yfw furbait completely stomps over two of the biggest DC icons
I feel like I'm in Bizarro World. Currently deciding if I like it here or not.
>>81001481
There's already a rumor that he's being brought on to direct
>>81001486
I too have read this is an actual thing that happens in the movie. I don't really know what to think.
Can the DCCU recover from this /Co/? What happens now?
>all this damage control
Why even watch the movie when I get more entertain from watching DCfriends cry about it?
>>81001114
I just want variety, man!
Everything both sides do is built on what they've done in the past already. Regardless of if it was good. It's not just eating shit, it's repeatedly saying doses of it and not picking it out of your teeth first.
Every marvel movie is just avengers, and now every DC movie will be man of steel. I want to feel a difference. I want to see a movie and say "This feels like a spiderman movie, and is noticeably different than civil war." Or "This feels like a Flash movie, and is noticeably different than BvS."
But I guarantee by next year I won't be able to remember if I saw a scene with iron man and cap in avengers or civil war
>>81001502
Once they get to 52 reviews DC is just gonna reboot the RT score and none of these negative ones will matter.
>>81001481
>direct Justice League
He would go full on with the Great Darkness Saga or Final Crisis.
>>81001389
Fuck off /tv/
>>81001462
Yes they were.
People wouldn't have continued to see them otherwise if they weren't.
>>81001502
You're right. It might get even lower.
>>80983818
>DKR was shit
>Make a movie based on DKR
>Everyone is surprised when it turns out to be a giant pile of shit
You placed your trust on Frank Miller. You trusted Zack Snyder. This your fault.
>>81001557
so you can form your own opinion
>>81001515
Using a popularity argument in the context of explaining why people prefer something over a movie starring the two biggest pop culture icons of the genre doesn't work as well as you think it does.
>>81001551
GEORGE MILLER SAVE US!
>>81001388
Yeah. Marvels been doing that for years though just in reverse, I think that if I went back in time and told myself that if they made a AoU movie funny, I'd say to future me that I was fucking crazy. Point is, companies will do what they think will work for them.
So BvS is at 39% on RT
When should we start to actually worry?
>>81001192
>No. It was literally the most boring movie of 2006. Not even in a "so bad it's good" way. Not talking about MoS either.
Fundamentally it wasn't bad movie. Average acting, safe script. Everything was average. Man of Murder was just bad.
>>81001551
Depends what the box office looks like. That's what ultimately decides the fate of a franchise. If that fails as well, then DC might pull a Sony and reboot the universe, cancelling all other plans.
>>81001560
Hopefully, that's what Dr. Strange and Suicide Squad bring us.
Worst case scenario, there's alwaysthe Valiant Cinematic Universe.
>>81001561
holy shit
>tfw the last good DC movie was the Nolan Trilogy of Batman
>Lex pees in a cup
>Batman is literally bats
>A certain thing happens with Superman that coincidentally coincides with the fact that it's coming out on Easter weekend
>>81001502
52 is a decent sample set size. Sure you prefer 200, but if you have to work with 52, you can do a lot of things. The only thing you really have to worry about is sampling bias, but it's hard to imagine how quickness of review would yield a bias towards negativity.
>>81001620
>not worrying already
lmao, its a snyder movie, why would you ever think it'd be good
>>81001604
>implying Marvel shills are capable of forming their own opinions
If it's not phrased int he form of a quip then they literally can't understand what they're watching.
>>81001620
>When should we start to actually worry?
>Snyder will direct the sequel to Man of Steel currently scheduled for a 2015 release
>>81001620
I'd atleast wait til 150 reviews. Though most critics will probably join up with the majority fearing their credibility will get tainted if they go against the majority at this point.
>>80983818
LITERALLY WORSE THAN THE STAR WARS PREQUELS
>>81001526
If Zootopia manages to hold on to #1 for the same weekend as BvS, I will eat my shit
>>81001560
I don't think TWS or Ant-Man felt much like Avengers, though it did feel like Iron Man for the latter
>>80984303
MCU hivemind welcomes all, you racist.
>>81001706
>I will eat my shit
Oh murrrr.
>>81001620
When they have to reboot due to how shit things turned out compared to MCU.
At least they still do good/fun shows like The Flash and Legends of Tomorrow. Their cinematic game is just constantly atrocious save for Dark Knight trilogy, which at worst is meme tier movies.
>>81001620
I was worried the moment they quoted the dark knight returns at comic-con. I didn't think that was where they should've looked for inspiration.
>>81001551
Critics don't decide whether the movie fails the box office does. Plenty of good movies weren't loved by critics and plenty of bad ones were.
Ppl have been saying critics probably won't like it.
If DC fans are so mad at this then why haven't you killed Zack Snyder's wife? She's the only reason he keeps getting hired.
>It’s a Men’s Rights loon’s dream of meathead orthodoxy....
Jesus fucking christ. If these are the sort of people that hated it I'm sure I'll love it.
Fresh: 17
Rotten: 25
I'm still pretty excited to go see this movie with my friends
>>81001793
Enjoy hating yourselves afterwards.
17 FRESH
What's with the reviews constantly referencing Marvel?
>>81001813
Why would I hate myself anymore than usual for going out with my friends even if it's a bad movie, anon
>>81001481
Wonder Woman was apparently good, so Gadot's acting capability really depends on how she does in her own solo movie.
Also, TDKR Batman, bitch.
>>81001813
For having fun? Even if it's bad, it's plenty enjoyable to make fun of it while watching with your mates.
>>81001833
They're the torch-bearers for quality films. If you keep making absolute shit like BvS, it only makes people wonder why you can't make good movies like Marvel does.
>>81001833
Because Marvel changed the way comic book movies are viewed, and DCEU ("Dawn of Justice" is even in the name) are a direct reply to that from DC
>>81001833
Marvel is obviously the commandments to which a good superhero movie is.
I'm not too surprised the movie got this reception, but I hope the action scenes are well-done.
>tfw I only want to know who win in the fight batman or superman...
>>81001849
who?
>>81001658
Are you saying you doubted the ability of Zack "The Hack" Snyder to make a truly baffling work of ass? That's like, his main trick. He doesn't just make bad movies, he makes movies that are bold and visionary with their awfulness. What else do you expect from a guy who got his start making Nike commercials?
>>81001849
>BvS is carried by a brutal Batfleck, but as a whole it offers more philosophical drama than superhero escapism.
PATRICIAN ANTIBLOCKBUSTER CONFIRMED
>>81001833
Who do you think is paying their checks?
>>81001853
Obviously that guy has never seen a movie with his bros. No matter what you'll have a fun time.
>>81001833
>They're the torch-bearers for quality films.
This is why ISIS hates us.
I will never be hyped for anything ever again. Fuck this. Fuck everything. If I can't have good Batman v Superman movie, what's the point? Just stop with cape movies.
>>81001817
Because Marvel has been the most succesful superhero movie maker lately? Pure logic.
>>80992271
Holy shit. Holy fucking shit!
>>81001849
you could hand that guy a literal piece of shit and would eat it if it had a superman crest on it.
>>81001890
So, if they are not quippy and light hearted, it's shit?
>>81001871
I almost want to see it just to laugh uproariously like Robert Deniro in Cape Fear.
Have fun blowing money on a turd.
>>81001923
>No matter what you'll have a fun time.
This is what DC Shills actually believe.
>>81001473
>They're "dark" but they're usually kind of fun in their own unique way.
Nolan knew that being dark didn't mean being joyless.
Snyder clearly still doesn't.
Don't RT scores usually start at 100% and gradually drop until shortly after release?
If this is just the first hurdle of critics, my God, buckle up.
>>81001636
SS maybe.
Doctor Strange maybe butthey'll mention later he was just using science, completely reusing that whole scientific equations are literally spells spiel
>>81001833
$$$$$$
Captain America: the Winter Soldier got 29 rotten reviews in almost 300 reviews total. Batman vs. Superman has 25.
>>81001866
Gadot is pretty underwhelming in Fast&Furious. She was so irrelevant nobody held a funeral when she died.
I'm in doubt.
>>81001833
They're the reason cape films and, especially shared universes, are such a hot property now in the first place
>>81001979
It's the sign of a good movie if it starts at 100% and slowly drops to 90 or so.
Sign of a bad movie if it starts at 0 and never breaks 50.
But none of it means much. The earliest reviews are meaningless as it's do small a sample size.
>>80983818
>Man of Steel: 56% critic score and 75% user score
>Batman V. Superman: 39% critic score and __% User score.
>Final Fantasy XIII: 83% critic and 80% User score average
>Final Fantasy XIII-2: 79% critic score and 70-68% User score
>Lightning Returns- FF13: 66% Critic score: 66% User score
Superman movies that both inferior to Final Fantasy XIII and it's subseries XIII-2 and LR.
>>81001968
Nope. I'm just someone who has friends. If it's good we'll talk about how good it is. If it's bad we'll laugh about it's awfulness. Not everything is about company wars, bud.
>>81001968
>anon who enjoys things is being told he is wrong
t. /v/ poster
>>81001979
Usually yeah. If the score goes up at all it'd be an uphill climb.
I forgot what the score was on Fantastic Four last year before Trank made that tweet.
>>81002005
BvS confirmed better than Winter Soldier.
>>81002005
>225
>almost 300
really?
>Critics will cocksuck Civil War more than normal just because they will constantly compare it to BvS
Can't wait for all the reviews specifically bringing up BvS.
>>81001833
You know how whenever in football, if something goes wrong it's always Tom Brady's fault?
>>81001979
>Don't RT scores usually start at 100% and gradually drop until shortly after release?
That's the best case scenario yes.
>>81001764
This is my first post just watching this train wreck of a thread (actually all of them) tonight. I had to ask: Why do you do this? What are you fighting so hard for? At least remove the name/trip it's embarrassing to know it's you for hours doing this
>>81001979
They normalize towards 50% regardless of which extreme they're on.
>>81002043
That's fine, as long as you know what you're going in to. If you're one of these losers that's expecting it to be a good movie, that's only asking for trouble.
>>81001833
Self-deprecation in marvel movies allow audiences to watch and enjoy the movie while getting to feel that they are above it
Like Scream was for horror in the 90s
>>81002046
>I forgot what the score was on Fantastic Four last year before Trank made that tweet.
It wasn't high to begin with. It was at 0% for a long time before slightly getting higher and it was was at 4% for a while as well
>>81001866
She might have been good because she only has 14 lines and Snyder didn't have the time to ruin her completely like he did Superman, Batman, and Luthor.
Even the fresh reviews are lukewarm at most.
You don't know how satisfying this feels. It's like simultaneously mouthfucking every single DCuck who've been spouting "capekino" or "thank you based terrio" for the past year. Hnggh
>>81001982
God they better fucking introduce magic
I WANT MAGIC
>>81002106
>Self-deprecation in marvel movies
Where?
Don't you dare say Ant-Man. None of that was in the movie. The closest thing to real self-depreciating was Deadpool to itself and to Fox
>that feel when all the internet backlash makes you go full contrarian and begin to insist the movie isn't THAT bad.
I can already feel it happening to me, /co/, I don't think this movie is going to be Transformers bad. I'm definitely not hyped for it though, mostly due to being a Superman fanboy.
>>81002153
Great now we're going to have to deal with this shit because faggots spammed that meme.
>>81001208
We already had like six of those. Why do you want everything to be the same?
>>81002153
Fucking amen to this.
>>81002046
I don't remember it going much higher than 20%.
Everyone shitting on that movie and watching it burn as the cast and crew backpeddled like Hell was such a great time on /co/, thank Christ we get to relive that with BvS.
>>81001935
C'mere Anon..
>>81002142
Yeah, it's like they really want it to be good, and they're really digging for something nice to say about it. The IGN review was particularly like that.
>>81001951
>>81001951
Iron Manlet, Captunamerica: Not muh Bucky, and Ant-Man (sorta) were pretty dark for a MCU movie, and had really few jokes (because thinking jokes = quips is damn stupid and overgeneralizes plenty of stuff that other, better movies do).
However, read exactly what those reviews are saying.
They complain that outside the action parts, the movie had too much sideplots (like AoQuiptron), was trying too hard sometimes, and went WAY too over the grim part (no jokes, not fun for everyone)
>>81002206
F4stick is different because at a certain point before the movie came out NOBODY was defending it, not even the actors
>>81002155
Someone please tell me how to filter out RT threads
>>81000934
This. Pretty much every review I've read is butthurt that the movie isn't clean, family fun with two charming, quip-hurling protagonists. I will gladly ignore reviews until I see the film myself.
Question: do casuals know the difference between a Fox Marvel movie and a Disney one yet?
>>81002057
I can already see the headlines
>This is the superhero fight we've been waiting for
>Take notes DC
>The real clash of the titans
It's going to be fucking insufferable.
>>81001935
Maybe you should stop reading reviews and watch the movie yourself? Or would you rely on Game Informer for video games? Anime News Network reviews for anime?
No wonder you people are miserable.
>these guys are clubbing & getting their dicks grinded by bitches right now while you all sit there & watch a critic website score like it were NASDAQ.
>>81002189
There's going to be a lot of that.
There's going to be thousands of people who are so hyped for it, they're going to go out and see it, and they'll say they loved it, and they don't know what on earth the critics are complaining about.
It happened with Phantom Menace a whole lot. Lots of Star Wars fans said they loved it when they first saw it, only to slowly pull their heads out of their asses as the years passed.
>The entire conflict is over a series of misunderstandings
>Basically everything about that "clash of idealism presented through two superheroes" bullshit people were spouting was just a complete waste of time
>>81002043
Yeah. I'm actually seeing this on my birthday because it comes out that day lol, and I have no regrets. I'm gonna get hammered with my friends and have a good time, even if the movie is bad. I wasn't expecting this to be a masterpiece anyway, having seen more than one Zack Snyder movie.
>>81002264
After Deadpool, it won't even matter because they'll just break the 4th wall and walk right into the Disney one.
>>81002042
Final Fantasy XIII series considered better than even Batman and Superman. This is how you know DCU fucked up hard.
>>81002279
I don't even know what NASDAQ is!
>>81002264
Some of them don't. There were one or two reviews of Fant4stic that compared it to the the MCU movies that supposedly came before it, and speculated on how any of it would play into Infinity War. I don't have it, but it was an actual journalist critic that did this.
>>81001849
>"Movie is okay"
>WOW YOU GUYS REALLY LIKE SHITTING ON DC
Dude could have picked any review and he chose one that disagreed with his point.
>>81002262
>I will gladly ignore reviews
Yeah, that's what you're doing right now. Plenty of the reviews are clearly expressing legit criticism on everything from bad acting to bad writing to bad direction, and giving good reasons why. But you're just misrepresenting it all by saying "hurr they're upset it's not family friendly marvel fun."
Audiences like you are why shit movies like this keep getting made.
>>81002297
God damn it
>>81002344
Well that's because the creators actually put effort, color and even actual story and character development into their games.
Batman V. Superman just seems like a dull and boring time.
why would you even expect this to be good
>directed by zack snyder
>written by david goyer
>rewritten during production by a different writer
it's called Batman v Superman for fuck's sake
where was the hope even coming from?
>mfw I actually feel genuinely bad for DC fans now
Does anyone else feel this? I don't even mean it in a snarky smartass way, I seriously feel bad, it seems like they just can't get a break.
There were probably people really looking forward to this, believing it was going to kickstart a big series of movies that encapsulated the magic of their favorite comics.
It's all gone now.
>>81002427
I feel the same way that I felt about Fant4stic fans
I feel bad, but come on man, this was coming at you a mile away
>>81001912
I still cannot wrap my head around that shit.
When they were at the board meeting to decide who should direct BvS, somebody stood up and said, "we should get the guy that directed that piece of shit about creaky middle-aged hookers in an insane asylum slash whorehouse that routinely slip into boring, nonsensical CGI dream sequences."
And everyone else agreed.
I wonder if these are the same critics who contributed to Age of Ultron having a 75% RT-meter. That movie was dogshit, but critics all told us it was great.
>>81002297
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>80983818
I saw it it was fucking shit. don't waste your time on that crap
>>81002427
It's ok. Actual DC fans are more excited for the 25th when the Rebirth creative teams get announced, even if /tv/ is pissed that Snyder made another terrible movie.
>>81002279
tfw you and your squad will never play superheroes in a billion dollar movie
>>80988880
>liking DC Bendis
>>81002427
I just don't know where the films can go from here. Will they drop Suicide Squad? Wonder Woman? Justice League?
Is it reallly all over? Can we try again in five years?
>>81002427
Please spare me your pity. No one cares about the Man of Tomorrow anymore and it's still all about Batman.
I fucking quit comics. I don't even know why I liked them in the first place.
>>81002297
Snyder can't do jackshit other than mindless action. This DCEU is not a universe for DC, it's a universe for Batman and that killed all the potential any other character could have.
>>81002465
It's bad because all other MCU movies were just that better.
BvS no matter how bad it is, Drone Cucks will defend it 'cause the bar is so low for DC movies.
>>81002538
They can't drop the first two but I hope the production changes afterwards.
>>81002538
>Will they drop Suicide Squad?
Yeah. I'm sure they'll scrap the movie that is entirely finished with production and just needs to be shipped.
>>81002538
Just stick to the live action shows and animated series/films. They just keep doing DCU injustice.Yes that was on purpose.
>>81002042
>Lumina in Justice League confirmed
>>81002344
>>81002410
Critics would complain about how dark, depressing, and lacking in "fun" Final Fantasy 6, 7, and 10 are. I doubt that DC will ever put out anything that approaches the last of these in tone. 10 would be panned for the destruction, alone, which easily dwarfs that in MoS. 6 goes through the apocalypse halfway through.
>>81002538
No Suicide Squad will come out and it will do better than BvS and DC will be scratching their heads wondering what the actual fuck
>>81002075
I'm embrassing when TV and co are forming an opinion on something they haven't seen. They are losing their shit over less than 50 reviews from obviously biased critics but you pay attention to me.
Just buy me flowers to prove you love me.
>>81002531
I like him, he knows what makes characters work.
How much was Geoff Johns involved in BvS though? He was, from I have read back in the day, involved in GL, and that movie sucked. So... yeah.
>>81002646
HOLY SHIT MY FUCKING SIDES>>81002646
>>81002646
>Sucker Punch was so shit that Roger Moore stopped being 88 and became a film critic just to warn you about it
>>81002650
Go outside man. You're trying too hard and I'm kinda worried.
>>81002640
The tone and any jokes there might be.
>>81002651
I wonder if he's bad with movies or if they just don't care what he thinks.
Anyone just feel kinda hurt now? Like, I don't know what to think anymore. I don't want to follow the Marvel side either.
>>81002637
FF 6/7/10 still had a hopeful tone at least, and managed to stick in some funny stuff every here and there. Man of Steel is just gritty and serious for the sake of it without the fun.
>>81002637
Not at all. The movies are dark for the sake of dark.
Final Fantasy 6, 7 and 10 have their dark moments, but have very light had fun times as well.
>>81002625
At least it would be better than Jesse Eisenburg Lex Luthor as a villain.
>>81002762
>Genuinely dislike Marvel movies
>Genuinely like DC characters
>Genuinely wake up to this genuinely trash RT score
I'm genuinely confused about what to do
>>81002042
Video game review scores are calculated much differently that movies on metacritic.
Basically the average mediocre film will be in the 50s while a mediocre game will be in the 70s.
>>81002762
I'm an MCUfag and I want this movie to be good, gonna see it on saturday with 6 friends. Whatever hapens, happens. I seriously doubt it can be that bad.
>>81002868
>Basically the average mediocre film will be in the 50s while a mediocre game will be in the 70s.
No, mediocre video game scores are around the 60's. mixed is in the lower 70's. Alright is in the upper 70's. Decent is 80's.
>>81002637
Not really. Unlike the Snyderverse, none of those games are pointlessly grimdark.
I replayed FF7 for the first time since I was a kid a few months ago and I was surprised at how goofy a lot of it was.
>>81002515
Yeah, this.
And yeah, the writing was on the wall for this one. A massively bloated 2:30 hrs movie by a director who is certified not a good storyteller, written by the dude who wrote MoS and rewritten during production, while they kept adding more and more characters? I mean, c'mon. Everyone should've known.
These reviews, man. I don't know what to say. The movie might not even be that bad given the context of the majority of the reviews, but they will hurt the movie nonetheless.
This scenario reminds me of The Lone Ranger (2013 film), starring Johnny Depp and Armie Hammer. The movie had it's flaws, to be fair, but it was still a fun and exciting movie. But because of the controversy behind Depp playing an Indian and whatever else there was about it the critic went savagely on the movie ahead of it's release. They were brutal in their reviews and in the end the public were swayed by the reviews and the buzz the bad press generated on the news and internet. The movie was a total bomb because of it.
I fucking liked that movie, man.
This shit will certainly hurt the movie gross. Pray for China.
>>81002914
Not that guy, but yeah. Both FF13 and FF13-2 right now have a lot of happier and colorful moments with grimdark times.
Snyderverse just goes dark for the sake of dark.
>>81002735
>>81002640
>SS comes out
>it's as quip-y and jokey as the trailer shown
>mfw It's the best reviewed DC movie since TDK
Prepare for it, quips and light hearted-ness, the baneheh heh hehof DC fans' existence will be its savior.
>>81002930
Same thing happened to me with John Carter. I liked it very much yet it bombed hard.
>>81002279
They'd be doing that regardless of whether or not I make fun of their movie. Why should I care?
>>81002866
See the movie and decide for yourself if you like it or not.
Man of Steel got shit reviews, and people were saying Superman Returns was one of the best Superman films in retrospect (lol), but when I finally watched Man of Steel, not expecting much, I ended up loving it. I feel like this won't be much different.
Also upon rewatch, Superman Returns is still not very good. I know critics hated MoS, but claiming Returns was misunderstood greatness was too much.
>>81002427
I feel bad for my no-homo crush Cavill, because I think he could do an okay Superman if he got better direction.
>>81003014
But John Carter was terrible
>>81002418
>Batman v Superman
>not a court case
Lame
>>81003030
I feel similarly about my husbando Batfleck.
>>81003061
You shut your whore-mouth. Shit was pure adventure. Felt like a good Indiana Jones movie.
>>81002427
As a DC fan growing up, I don't. The fact that these retards will so willingly eat shit if it's made by their precious company makes me feel good about dropping Big Two comics as a whole.Still read Valiant and Image.
>>81002465
A 75% isn't great, dude. It's a C at best.
>>81003027
I'll obviously watch it as I've disagreed with critics before (TFA has a 90% on RT or something right), I just don't know what I'll do if the DCEU stops
It was looking like the only promising superhero film universe to me. Oh well, I guess I'd just retract back to the comics;_;
>there will never be a good live action Superman/Batman crossover
>>81003190
They might as well stick with animated. I guess Marvel really wins in the Cinematic part.
>>80983818
Who was reviewing the movie, alejandro inarritu?
>>81003177
A C is still a passing grade. A 40% is an outright fail, not even suitable for an okay time.
>>81003275
Not sure you understand the context, friend. Anon said critics were calling AoU great when they weren't. They were calling it acceptable.
Those are very different things.
>>81002598
>>81002640
Movies get shelved all the time. Often over bankruptcies or legal issues - like who actually owns what - but sometimes because the last part of the money they need to finish up never arrives; then there's shit like The Day The Clown Cried which the stars don't want to come out.
A death, walk-out or firing can also really hold up or cancel a production that's already under lens.
>>81002798
Not really. 10's entire world is an unlivable hell, crawling with the angry, unsent souls of the dead. The people running it are undead, and until the end of the game, the world is routinely besieged by a ciy busting monster, that can only be sedated, temporarily, through human sacrifice; whoever stops it each time inevitably becomes that monster. 7's is run by a megacorporation that murders its entire lower class after one of their operatives wipes out the hero's hometown. 6, in which a main character attempts to commit suicide halfway through, has already been mentioned, and Tactics pretty much happens in Westeros.
MoS is dark...because the villain destroys a few city blocks?
>>81001502
>52 Reviews
multiverse confirmed
>>81003641
It's a matter of presentation and tone. Final Fantasy always have moments of levity and charm in it, while the Snyderverse is consistently nothing but edge and bleakness.
>>81002744
Johns is terrible with batman and with movies, but this isnt his fault. The problem are the critics that want a quipfest
>>80993079
> 6.8
> IGN
> positive
>>81002427
As a long time fan of both DC and Marvel, this really sucks. I was really hoping to have two movie universes to enjoy and be hyped about. I still don't understand the company wars shit, but I guess humans are wired for tribalism, so it makes a certain sense. IMO it's not about who wins, it's about having the most good capeshit to watch.
>>81004062
It's weird to me that people care more about "being on the right side" than simply getting more worthwhile entertainment.
>>81004062
Please take you common sense somewhere else.
Seriously people don't realize that a bad comic movie effects all comic movies just as good ones do. Better to hope all comic movies are good and not celebrate when one is bad. One bad one can screw up everything.
>>81002538
C'mon guys, get real. I could give a shit about this movie, but you all are acting like WB gives a flying fuck about critics reviews. This movie has Batman, Supes, and Wonder Woman in it. It will make all the goddamn money based on this along and WB and Snyder will bank it and continue making average DC films and laughing at critics all the way. These people are out to make MONEY. If they wanted acclaim they could hire some schmuck to make a weepy Oscar bait drama for pennies and go pocket a few statues. They don't give a fuck about me, you, or any of these critics - they care that all the joe snuffy's drop 60 bucks to take the family to it at least once.
>>81003110
I liked it too, anon. Criminally underrated.
>>81004168
I really think that the Dark Knight fucking ruining live action capeshit, but not because of the movie. We ruined it. Now the expectation is that every fucking capeshit movie should be Oscar-worthy "cinema" because we desperately crave validation from the masses and snobby film critics regarding our favorite hobby. We're like the whiny ass girlfriend constantly fishing for compliments rather than enjoying the shit we like. Again, I don't give a shit about this company wars nonsense...I just want to have a good time watching capeshit and fuck all that other noise.
>>81004686
You realize that the MCU, you most financially successful film franchise around, which has completely dominated the genre and defined what a superhero movie is to the public, built it's success on a premise of being light-hearted and funny right?
>>81004762
That's part of the point. Capeshit should just be what it is and stop trying to be "cinema".
>>81003004
You would not believe how happy that would make me, to see DC become good by BTFOing Snyderfags with their "Capekino" memes.
SAVE US AYER
>For once, Clark Kent is having some fun. Someone has to be.
>It’s also not much fun.
>But then, fun isn’t what we’re after when we venture out of the fairly jaunty Marvel Universe and into the relatively irony-free DC Comics one.
>>81005135
The movie be filled with quip won't make them be good.
>>80983818
Why the fuck you made one?
