Past Best Friends Edition
Previous thread >>78930715
>Please refrain from making multiple threads about the show/theories/other fuckery. Spoilertag your spoilers and for fuck's sake be civil.
1080p Torrents
https://kat.cr/user/wuskydingo/uploads/
>Log Date 7 15 2 download link
https://mega.nz/#!Op93QC6D!9P4s9JZuLB1GBHQnlgfs8S0DtZy6v1LR5T9VrtrVSs0
>It Could've Been Great
https://mega.nz/#!CskDxIxB!C3J8NvJe3Bl0zw0I69CQ5ajZfK2yRLEu5a5fhs2Tbcg
>Steven's Birthday
https://mega.nz/#!L5t2nSZS!-t71d03z7qNWaoZglC25GbYutclJHqNrZ-K1P2IuuKw
>The Answer
https://mega.nz/#!OkFUFQwS!J9Bmi8Q3tttnzP457Mt5Ol49LL7-d34-Fw_XlFxFfWU
>Season 1 and 2:
https://mega.co.nz/#F!a9ojCZCT!SLfX7l7inSHdvd7hrf5LLA
https://mega.co.nz/#F!gtpBACjS!yH7vcAjYHgPGlvv5DneyFA
https://mega.co.nz/#F!DYlSjTqY!NQ0lr0fUqFxu7b9luFpNuQ
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
https://soundcloud.com/jeff-liu
>Buy "Attack the Light" for $2.99
Android: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.turner.stevenrpg&hl=en
iOS: https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/attack-light-steven-universe/id941380906?mt=8
>Extended Intro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOAwHG95mlk
Garnet is ugly
>>78934889
I'm not ready.
>>78934889
daily reminder that Rose is evil and Steven is a weapon
>>78934889
Im liking these friends editions
https://youtu.be/3N9_Ga2hndU
https://youtu.be/QbWUaBvbfy8
https://youtu.be/p56DNZg-4uQ
>>78934911
Whoever is?
Do you guys think naming the mailman Jamie (a name that can be both a guy or girl name) was a coincidence
Even thought it's just one added sentence, I finished the second part of the /ss/ story.
http://pastebin.com/WbdHMFx8
Oh, and here's a poll for what I'm gonna do next
http://strawpoll.me/6522489
>>78934906
She's stronger than you, though.
>>78934920
Thanks anon, I thought it was a cute idea.
>>78934933
Yes.
So I went back to the first episodes to see how much the art changed, and holy shit! Pearl got so cute.
When is best characterLiongonna get more screen time?
I found a legitimately good cosplay.
>>78934906
B E S T
S H I P
>>78934938
>http://strawpoll.me/6522489
>Wow, 100%!
Oh, just me.
The Giant Foot is going to be real.
>>78934963
You have Hellen Jo for how shitty she looked in those episodes.
>>78934968
Nice
>>78934963
It's not that she wasn't cute, it's just that "the asian" is a shit artist.
>>78934968
Needs more neck
>>78934999
The cluster IS the giant foot
>>78934963
This is why we practice our art.
/sug/, what is Steven presenting?
>>78934968
Wrong expression, though.
>>78934989
Indeed
I hope Lapis drowns Connie
>>78934906
So it begins again.
>>78935006
>>78935000
Helen didn't board those episodes though.
>>78934963
and here's a quick Amethyst comparison
You guys do know this is white diamond right?
>post yfw we have an army of at least 30+ crystal gems by the final season and the final theme is a choral rendition of "we are the crystal gems"
>>78935022
>>78934968
this one is pretty good too.
>>78934968
Lol that looks like a recycled Roxas wig.
>>78935042
What makes you think so? The power output
>>78934968
Why would anyone want to cosplay as her?
Sugar makes great characters... with Yellow Diamond being the one exception. She is so boring, cliche, annoying, and ugly. It would be alright if she were not supposed to be "Final Boss Perfect Gem".
>>78935000
>>78935006
These eps weren't done by Hellen
I'm torn, anons...
The great and lovable peridot is a cute, but....I've loved lapis since she was revealed.It was just so lonely not having any lapis episodes... and then peridot shows up and gives me what i've always wanted. When lapis comes back, will she be mad at me? How do I tell her that I've moved on?
>>78935017
>>78935031
Isn't she a real fucking cutie tho
>>78935022
his dick
>>78935054
>>78935058
>>78935042
Hands around gem like in the mural
>>78935058
Oooh, ja.
Zat's more like it.
>>78935042
White Diamond is a Luchadore?
>>78935063
She has literally showed up for a single minute.
>>78935022
>Steven presenting
No, you fool! Misha will be here any second!
>>78935058
The best cosplay.
>>78935063
we saw literally 2 minutes of her
give her some time
>>78935058
Best cosplay I've seen yet.
And I'm not just saying that because neck.
Yellow Diamondeption when?
>>78935087
despite her wig being more accurate,
i can picture the re-used roxas wig being more "if this gem was an IRL person"
>>78935097
>>78935107
I know right! How does someone cement a character as "Worst Character" within that short of a timeframe? Sugar really fucked up on that one.
>Garnet is basically just Ruby and Sapphire in a trench coat now
>Pearl is the edgy DAMAGED one
>Amethyst is comic relief
>Peridot is invader zim
>Steven is comic relief 2
>Everyone else hasn't been relevant since S1
This show is shit now
>>78935058
this one is definitvely the best one so far
>>78935102
Mishap is deadalong with the drawfags...
Post YFW Monster Reunion is aboutThe Gems finding Jasper and having to deal with her
>>78935113
put a mustache on that gif to make-a good-a pizza!
5 minutes
Remember to pet your Pearl. They like it when you lightly scratch their head.
>>78935127
This doesn't make sense
>>78935155
No face, only disappointed.
>>78935137
probably he character design. I think people were expecting more and design was rather plain and out of place considering Sugar's style.
For a more "scientist" gem it's a fitting design, but I think she could have pushed it.
>>78935087
I want her to kick my ass until im a crying bloody mess
>>78935081
Lapis was was made to be waifu bait. Nothing more. Finding a waifu other than Lapis is like cheating on a prostitute.
reminder
>>78935042
You're wrong though, look at the skeleton theme to that stone and how White Diamond is depicted without it.
>tfw some fucking wormy CEO in the bowels of Cartoon Network's offices is the only thing keeping us from weekly SU
>>78935081disgusting
>>78935175
Someone please edit the "Perarl" so that image don't lead to greentext posts with >Perarl
>>78935151
Höhöhö, Irakische Armee.
Yes, that is a sad occasion indeed.
>>78935139
You said the same thing about mlp.
>>78934922
Best YTPs I've ever seen.
>>78935193
obvious shoop
How will Peridot react to Connie? So far, she's only actually seen white characters. Will she be a horrible racist or will the show not address it?
>>78935193
id rather have this blue bitch than fucking lapis
Is this show starting to get special treatment by CN?
So peridot got the recorder on 7112 and had her canniversary on 7122. Peridot showed up on 312 which was roughly a year before her capture. So can we guess how long homeworld's months and days are from this info?
>>78935199
Does there exist a captioned "TRIGGERED" .gif of this yet?
>>78935227
She'll see if she flies cause of her curry nose.
>>78935231
You're the only blue bitch here blue bitch.
>>78935227
kek
>>78935193
This is fake.Obviously Steven isn't supposed to be in this scene. I can tell because of how outlandish yet generic Steven's pose is.
>>78935199
I think it's a lot of people, and they're lower than CEO I'm sure.
Steven Bombs are annoying for sure, but if CN thinks is the best way to get ratings what choice do we have but to deal with it? It's not like we can boycott a Steven Bomb or something, and if that was somehow successful they'd just see it as "oh no the show isn't popular anymore let's cancel it."
>>78935227
I want an episode that starts out in the middle of a duel between them. Connie needs to test her strength against a real Homeworld Gem.
>>78935232
I normally just watch a shitty/occasionally good stream.
>>78935227
>"Clearly the brown humans are meant to be servant-class, what are they doing walking around unescorted?"
>>78935257
Re
tard https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63ZugKpdLAI
>>78935041
I don't really like Amethyst but goddamn the way Zuke draws her is so good
>>78935261
>Hey let's do something stupid with our airing schedule
>If it works keep doing it
>If it doesn't, it must be the show, cancel it
Are they hiring? This is my level of problem solving.
LIKE I SAID, GEMS ARE CRUEL, STEVEN!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chPJ7x9iMw0
>>78935272
you stream fuckers better be buying the show on amazon or whatever when you can afford it
>>78935250
LEL TRIGGERED AMIRITE??
>>78935250
Not a gif, but there are TRIGGERED edits
>>78935283
God I hope so. It'd be funny to see them fight.
>>78935283
implying homeworld isn't a wench based caste system
Hooray for Lapis!
>>78935081
Stare at a picture of Lapis until you learn to appreciate her, and then remember that the future is bright.
MORE EPISODES WITH VIDALIA WHEN
>>78935284
I believe they were making one of those new-fangled jokes.
>>78935303
>Lapis as Sundowner
>Not Jasper
>>78935232
Based on the promo leak, yes
I guess kids on the CN forums wondered about Lapis and CN was decent to answer their inquiries
>Episodes return beginning in February and CN told us that the show won't have a bomb for awhile
>We will come back from hiatus with the episode : Gem Drill
HAPPENING
okay I knew peridot and lapisfags were autistic but Jesus Christ these threads suck
Steven has to fuse with ONE GEM to save everyone.
Who does he pick?
>>78935338
It's not very funny, I get more laughter out of Dane Tosh Dunham gone Fluffy.
Angry lapis is for _______
>>78935306
Damn nigga. Calm down.Triggered?
>>>/tumblr/
>>78935361
sauce idiot
>>78935347
I don't want special treatment anymore. Also
>>78935319
Drop Beat Dad
>>78935312
>Connie and Peridot dueling
>"I'm TWICE the gem you are!"
>"please, you're worth 3/5ths of a gem, at BEST"
>>78935304
Prolly going to keep pirating/streaming until I die or until Web 3.0 forces me to drink Mountain Dew Verification Cans (TM) to access the internet.
I might cave and get some SU bobblehead things.
>>78935361
You better fucking give us a sauce.
https://youtu.be/uAfOpibtclU
>>78935365
Pearl of course, it will reawaken the renegade within
>>78935238
Who fucking care? your all a bunch of autists
>>78935394
>>78935394
>the product itself is even green
lololololol
>>78935384
>Peridot proceeds to get her ass handed to her.
>>78935364
you suck
>>78935366
It was a joke because they called Steven fake, not Blue Pearl. That's what the spoiler was for. One would expect Blue Pearl would be the point of skepticism, not Steven.
>>78935394
Nice
>>78935374
Nah, it's old and wasn't even funny to begin with.
>post and request fan art from tumblr
>fugging ess-jay-dubs >>>/tumblr/
kek
>>78935303
Jasper should be Sundowner and Lapis should be Mistral.
>>78935384
Epic 7th grade history class reference bro
>>78935339
>Not Steven
He's already in touch with his inner child.
Then again, why can't they all be Sundowner? Why not have an entire team of Sundowner Gems?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLLrluUz-cE&feature=youtu.be
Are you spooked, /sug/?
>>78935384
Connie is not a Gem at all, though.
That makes the discussion a bit pointless.
>I'm twice the man you are!
>Shut up, Karen. We're both women.
So will Peridot become a permanent Crystal Gem or will she betray them when Yellow Diamond lands on earth?
>>78935303
>>78935339
>Not Connie Dad
>>78935462
>A team of Sundowners
CHRIST
reminder that Pearl will always be the best and most popular gem and will never die
>>78935293
I'm in that same boat
Zuke is a miracle worker
>>78935432
Only if they fight with swords. If they fight unarmed Peridot will win. Galactic Champion in slapping.
>>78935384
Would have worked better as a Garnet joke.
>>78935465
5/10 would watch online if real bored
David Bowie in a Yellow Diamond Cosplay
>>78935465
I'll give them credit, they edited together what they could.
Decent 7.5/10
>>78935462
Who is Samuel??
>>78935384
>Racist peridot
I find that hilarious like Racist Peedee
>>78935487
THEY'RE FUCKIN' INVINCIBLE!
>>78935492
Pearlfags are dead, this is the age of HWfags tbqh
>>78935517
This is a blue board!
>>78935465
Oh yeah, I'm real scared by the colorful cartoon characters.
Pic unrelated, my captcha for this post.
>>78935482
Would Connie's dad augment himself to face the Gem threat?
>>78935517
inb4 delete
>>78935204
I just rewatched this episode and
>Steven fixes her gem
>"OK, bye!"
>leaves him on a crumbling water tower thousands of miles above sea level
>get rescued by connie, of all people
And people say Pearl was bad for her spaceship fiasco. I mean, the'y're right, but Lapis sucks too
Did Connie and Peridot exchange a single word during Steven's bitthday?
Does Connie even know Peridot is at the barn?
>>78935471
Yeah, because Yellow Diamond will forgive someone who insulted her.
Hey, I know, I'm just gonna go back in time and call Vlad the Impaler a bag of dicks and homosexuality to his face. Then I'll say JUST TRICKING LOL and he'll be so entertained that he won't jam a piece of lumber up my arse.
>>78934989
S H I T T A S T E
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>>78935364
I remember when pearlfags were the only cancer in these threads, good times
>>78935365
The Cluster.
Massive Limb Monster crushes homeworld fleet.
>>78935535
Anon why are you telling lies on the internet
>>78935517
How l-lewd.
>>78935492
Yeah, she's the best non-mom Gem.
>>78935033
She already tried to
>>78935584
At least pearlfags hadtaste
>>78935540
... What the fuck, CAPTCHA.
>>78935563
>Pearls shirt
HAH, have to do this
>>78935583
now now, no fighting
>>78935522
Garnet maybe?
>>78935563
Peridot's been living on Earth for months and still hasn't quite grasped non-gem lifeforms yet, it's not unreasonable to assume Lapis just didn't think about Steven being an easily-killed child.
She could just be not very bright though, there's evidence of that later on.
>>78935606
Yeah, SHIT taste.
So when is peridot gonna learn about mating
Why isn't Greg your favorite human?
>>78935284
WOW, THANKS!
>>78935603
Maybe next time she'll be successful
>>78935374
Anon... t-that color...Do you browse 4+4chan too?
>>78935625
Perifags have THE shittiest taste
>>78935603
well, c'mon, nobody besides brown girl lovers actually like Connie.
>>78935616
>not enjoying fried babies on the weekends
What are you, some kind of vegan?
>>78935622
I like the idea of Lapis just being really dumb. Really sweet when she's not being a puddle of whine, but also really fucking dumb.
>>78934963
oh yeah
>>78935006
Also what about Jeff?
>>78935603>Have weird drowning/asphyxiation fetish>That sound she makes as she swallows the water>tfw I remember she's a freaking kid
>>78935643He already is anon
oh shit
>>78935643
Fat, bald, lives in a van and looks like a hotdog
>>78935643
Really good question now that you ask it, even if it shitpost.
Guess it's because i still have hope in Sadie.
>>78935681
Just as fucking badNot as bad as Rebecca though.
>>78935690
ebin
Hey guys is there a website/app that reminds you when a some comes off hiatus?
I swear one existed..
>>78935690
At least use the right fucking font for shitty edits m8.
>>78935690
Shut the fuck up Faggot
>>78935690
At least try to get the same font as twitter
>>78935643
Who said he's not. He even has the best song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oB5j10_Kz7c
>>78935681
You can thank Jeff for the songs, but the best boarder of the 2 of them is Joe hands downBut Jeff is pretty good too anyway
>>78935694
Sadie is beyond redemption
>>78935675
I wonder what her original purpose was?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bATlESAIQXE
>>78935690
>>78935204
pls forgib me
So why exactly do people like this guy? Onion gives me the creeps personally...and he's the finest of Karma Houdini's, considering he trashes beach city and is a total klepto without anyone so much as calling him out. Kid should be in juvi.
>>78935755
Court fool.
>>78935761
kek
>>78935588
POWER OVERWHELMING!
>>78935598
She's totally gonna die, though. She's been tired of living for so long...
>>78935155
Centipeedle returns...I hope
>>78935762
That's a damn good edit
>>78935713
pls this is very important
>>78935767
>Onion gives me the creeps personally
Stop being autistic! You are like the people who cry at sad moments in this show even though they are forced
>>78935767
that's the thing anonnobody likes him
>>78935361
Sauce faggot
>>78935303
I can't be the only one who speeds that up to 1.25x speed and enjoys it much more.
>>78935761
Sa-sa-sanitized!
>Fake announcement anon is back
Oh boy! time for a shit thread!
>>78935738
Why? What did she do to deserve this?
>>78935792
>>78935833
>>78935392
>>78935378
>>78935204
>that hairline
Lapis has one hell of a comb-over.
>>78935361
>>78935643
When he was talking about how the gems have been around for thousands of years, he talked about how he hadn't been around for that long.
I thought, for a glorious moment, that he was some weird kind of immortal who had been around since the gems first visited and was immensely interested to hear that story.
He just could never match my imagination after that.
>>78935621
Post-Jailbreak, sure
>>78935578
Probably not. I think that episode was written before le Pericruitment and she was added in as an afterthought.
post you SU memes
>>78934906
>>78935871
But the Stevenpocalype, anon!
>>78935762
quality shoop anon
>>78935540
>Returning February 2017
HOLY FUCK
There's a hole in the world like a great black pit
And it's filled with people who are full with shit
And the vermin of the world inhabit it.
But not for long...
They all deserve to die.
Tell you why, Mrs. Miller, tell you why.
Because in all of the whole human race
Mrs. Miller, there are two kinds of men and only two
There's the one staying put in his proper place
And the one with his foot in the other one's face
Look at me, Mrs. Miller, look at you.
No, we all deserve to die
Even you, Mrs. Miller, Even I.
Because the lives of the wicked should be made brief
For the rest of us death will be a relief
We all deserve to die.
And I'll never see Rose Quartz.
No I'll never feel her fuse with me - finished!
Alright! You sir, how about a shave?
Come and visit your good friend Pearl.
You sir, too sir? Welcome to the grave.
I will have vengeance.
I will have salvation.
Who sir, you sir?
No ones in the chair, Come on! Come on!
Pearl is waiting. I want you bleeders.
You sir! Anybody!
Gentlemen now don't be shy!
Not one man, no, nor ten men.
Nor a hundred can assuage me.
I will have you!
And I will get him back even as he gloats
In the meantime I'll practice on less honorable throats.
And my Rose lies in ashes
And I'll never see my fusion again.
>>78935902
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBoFW0virU0
You cringe you lose.
>>78935902
>>78935902
>no 80s metal covers
I am disappoint.
>>78935770
Anon dont trigger me like that, you stop it right now sir
>>78935911
MEMES
THE DNA OF THE CLOD
>>78934906
>not wanting to fuse with Garnet
>>78935944Is this loss?
Would you, /sug/?
>>78935952
I won
>>78935944
>>78935761
>Just cuts right to the fusion
Can't wait for the riots in a couple days.
>>78935878
>Lapis acting all cold and important in the dramatic breeze
>her toupe' blows off
>>78935983
Peridot = Monsoon
Pearl = Raiden
Jasper = Sundowner
Lapis = MistralTiger Millionaire = Armstrong
>>78936001
not exactly sure what you're asking here?
>>78936001
I hate teenagers.
>>78935993
it's supposed to be this
>>78935983
>included the high heels
>>78935983
>best secondary weapon in the game
prove me wrong. protip: you can't
>>78935952
I can understand making self-inserts, and the quality of animation is actually pretty impressive
Didn't cringe.
>>78935944
>"look what i learned to do"
>not "just let me do this for you"
someone who's less lethargic than i am should fix this
>>78935954
>>78936017
I don't know about Tumblr, but the subreddit is already enraged
https://www.reddit.com/r/stevenuniverse/comments/40n8zb/if_you_thought_the_uk_censorship_was_bad/
>>78936040
Nobody really noticed that Amethyst is a cyclopes.
>>78935944
>>78935952
I held in too much cringe and now i'm tearing up. Fuck.
>>78936054
This is fucking hilarious.
What are the endgame ships, /sug/?
>>78934906
Take that shit back
nevar 4getti
the day Rose died was the day Pearl died
>>78935952
what the fuck why
>>78936035
kek
>>78936021
Now I can't unsee Lapis having Trump hair.
>>78936082
>GarnetUh, Perithyst?
>>78935952
It's kind of dumb, but the animation is genuinely pretty good.
