Civil War II cover, or so they say.
HOUSE OF IDEAS
>>78857844
Who's the dude on the right?
>>78857852
Star Lord's new look.
>>78857864
Who's the dude in the back on the left? And what is THIS one about?
>Meme-Lord vs Jade Giantess
Ha.
Why Marvel is so shitty?
>Iron Man, Star Lord, Falcon
>Carol, Shulk, Spiderman
What?
>>78857893
That's Star Lady aka Kitty Pryde who took on his old look.
what's suppose to be the catalyst for this garbage again? I want to have an idea so I can correctly ridicule what I'm seeing here
Man I hope Marvel's insane commercialism reaches some kind of limit. It's like Brevoort constantly talking about profit drives creative decisions on his AMA blog. I get that it's a business and comics have to make money but I wish there was some fraction of creative integrity that prevented from making fucking retarded sequels like this.
So, who's that on the back
is it cyclops?
Why do I feel like the fascist side is going to be the one with Spiderman?
>>78857928
Avengers fuck up.
>>78857928
Carol is triggered because they canceled her film to release Iron Man 4.
>>78857939
Because Carol's on it? Funny how Carol has gone from beating up a mother in front of her child to drag her in for Stark's registration to opposing Iron Man this time around.
>>78857939
>So, who's that on the back
Someone new.
![CYXLGHiWYAASn1U[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/x8V9Ai9.jpg "CYXLGHiWYAASn1U[1].jpg")
>>78857844
>the Carol-is-a-big-deal-really forced meme
Good luck with that, Marvel.
>>78857939
Miles is dindu and he's Bendis' lovechild. You can bet your ass he'll be on good side.
So will Kamala, she'll clash with Carol.
Why, honestly, do you still read comics? Even where there's a good ongoing it only lasts for about 12 issues before the next reboot or event fuck-up.
>>78857950
Eh, I just thought Bendis wouldn't put Kitty Pryde and Falcap on the equivalent of the pro-reg side
>Spiderman siding with his waifu
Neat
>>78857969
>Kamala being involved in this
that just makes me think some horrible Cloud 9-esque future awaits herfigures finding this picture the link to the full version would be broken
>>78858004
Why would you want him with that Z-lister?
>>78857969
>Bendis
So how comically good will the good side be? How comically evil will the bad side be?
>mfw I remember that interview where they reveal Millar had the idea for Civil War and it still makes me rage
>>78858004
Spider-Man is a black teenager now. That ship has long since sailed.
>>78858025
Because I find their power contrast cute. Or maybe because I can't think of another super powered girl who could fit him
>>78858024
Oh, no. She's colored and Muslim, plus Team Bendis. She's safe and sound.
>>78858027
It wont be subtle, that I can tell you.
>>78857844
>mfw Iron Man is even more of a fascist this time
No sane citizen in the Marvel U should be for superheroes at this point.
>>78858052
oh no, this is RDJ Iron Man this time. Carol has no movie so she's the fascist on the wrong this time. Then again, Marvel loves to prop up SHIELD as the ultimate good for being the most jack booted authoritarian secret police
>>78857844
>let's push Carol Marvel because she has such a huge fanbase!
This better be about Carol being the bad guy
>>78857852
Are you retarded? Do you not see the breasts, lipstick and womanly biceps? Or do you just always associate short hair with masculinity?
>>78858077
>>78858103
Bendis's feelings about Carol are well-known. Though this character looks nothing like the one on that cover, nor acts like the amnesiac present-day Carol, Bendis is pretty consistent about ignoring other writers' developments and sticking to his own.
>>78858103
gawd no, she will beat the shit out of tony and tony will take it for the team because Carol needs some readership.
I wouldnt be surprised if Carl is written as Steve in this
>That glowing dude in the center
Why do I get the feeling this will be a rehashed AvX instead?
>He's so powerful, he needs to be contained!
>No he dindu nuffin
>He unwillingly blew up a city!
>Check your privilege
>Everyone is hit with the idiot baseball bat and fights for 12 issues and about 30 tie-in books.
God, Marvel really is the Xbox of comics
>>78858214
what is the minecraft acquisition of Marvel?
>>78858247
Them getting Star Wars from Dark Horse
>>78858272
if you replace Disney with Microsoft, that actually syncs up well enough. Thank you
>>78858175
Well she is Earth's Mightiest Hero TM.
>>78858149
>Or do you just always associate short hair with masculinity?
There was a super fun fantasy worldbuilding thing that had a country which had this as one of its social attitudes (so men were people with short hair and women were people with long hair) but I can't link to it because of blogspot.
Look up Brynth if you feel like checking it out.
>>78858150
Is this a real comic. Did someone actually write that
>Civil WAR
>only seven people
just like my movies :^)
>>78858324
Yes, Bendis really wrote it. He also wrote this.
>GotG involved in a Civil War event
But that's retarded.
>>78857844
Marvel fuckings sucks. That cover gave me cancer.
I find myself still holding on and caring just because of nostalgia.
>>78858346
>yfw Spider-Woman's pregnancy is Kang 2.0
>>78858398
remember when Nova came in from space and saw what was going on just after Civil War and took him less than a week to say fuck this and immediately went back to space?
>>78858150
>>78858346
It is pretty incredible Bendis is so successful having written such atrocious shit. Mind you, Ellis and Ennis.
Out of curiosity when were these published? I feel like there would be a lot of controversy were these to hit the stands today.
>>78858429
Good times.
>>78858402
>the movies do not affect the comics!
Okay friend.
>Carol sides with Tony out of jackbooted loyalty
>Oh no, in some contexts, this makes Carol look like she has flaws!
>Better fix it by making her the new Captain America.
>>78858438
>I feel like there would be a lot of controversy were these to hit the stands today.
>SOmeone mind controlled and raped
>Tells her friends she's leaving for another dimension to get raped more
>Acting extremely obviously mind controlled
>"Ok Carol have fun!"
I at least appreciate that later she was just as pissed at the Avengers as you would expect, but whoever wrote that would probably be lynched by now.
>>78858438
2006 and 2008. Different culture back then.
>“If you want to really see a road map of where our movies will be (going) in the next five, 10 or 20 years, read the comics,” says Joe Quesada, Marvel’s chief creative officer. “Because they’re almost always a precursor to what’s on the horizon in our cinematic universe and our television universes.”
>Marvel comics is literally an IP farm
>marvelfags will defend this
>>78858149
>breasts
Where
>lipstick
Are you implying your lips is the same color as your skin?
>womanly biceps
>ironman has the same body type
I associate a jawline like that with masculinity
>>78857844
>zona negativa
literally CBR in Spanish.
>>78858469
Dear God.
>>78858469
I've been trying to tell people but they just think you're trying to start company wars every time.
I'm not a DC fanboy, Marvel is just absolute garbage currently
>>78858469
I do remember lesbian captain marvel and her bi brother and the black captain marvel.
>>78858208
This right here, it might even be the Phoenix itself again, by the look of the guy. Man, I fucking hate these character shaped plot devices that pop up in events, looking atchu Beyonder, Thane, Talos...
>>78857844
So the first Civil War failed to balance the argument at all and eventually turned Tony into this bizarre super dictator thing. That ruined him so badly they had to "reboot his brain" in order to let him off the hook.
And now they're repeating this by doing it again?
>>78857844
So is it ANAD Avengers and GOTG vs A-Force and/or the Ultimates?
>>78857844
Why would Star Lord even be involved??
Marvel isn't getting a cent for me for this one
>>78858532
Clearly Carol is much more progressive than any of them because
>Marvel to kill major character in 'Civil War II'
>Daily News attends Marvel Comics’ secret semi-annual editorial retreat
http://pastebin.com/rPy2mdA0
http://nydn.us/1UFlRHn
>Iron Man on the bad guy side again
ok
>>78858553
You've just made me reallize that OP's picture is a fight between two people with literal brain reboots in order to get rid of problematic pasts.
So yeah, I think that may have actually put me off comic books in general for a while.
>>78857928
Vision teamed up with Pymtron and killed all the world's governments
>>78858579
>“What if the pressure causes (the hero) to commit suicide,” suggests James Robinson, another Marvel writer, adding that it could be a good way to draw attention to the scourge of cyber-bullying.
It's incredible, this might turn out to be even worse than the first Civil War!
I hope good books like Vision won't be dragged into this shit.
>>78858567
He's involved cuz he's popular now, and Bendis is writing both this and GotG.
Kinda stupid considering how insignificant the first CW was compared to what he doing at the time.
>>78858605
Oh god, they're going to kill Scarlet Witch, won't they?
She has depression in her new ongoing.
>>78858609
He's in the movie. He's going to be involved with this
>>78858582
The only reason I'm not calling it now that Team Iron Man is on the wrong is because FalCap is there, in a battle of minorities, who Marvel will pander to more? But then again, the earlier tease had FalCap and Iron Man fighting, so I guess he'll see Tony's shitlord ways and jump ship to a more progressive side.
![marvel10n-5-web[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Fe0b3zZ.jpg "marvel10n-5-web[1].jpg")
>>78858579
Bigger version of that cover image taken from the original sauce.
>>78858503
>breasts, where
Below her neck, above her abdomen, are you unfamiliar with the anatomy of the female body?
>everyone has coloration in their lips
Yes, but not men in comics. You read those right?
>iron man has the same body
No she clearly has pronounced biceps, which Stark does not. Even then, how often do you see non-muscular male heroes flex on comic covers?
>that jawline
It's a pretty normal jawline. They tend to seem pronounced from certain angles when the body has a low body fat percentage.
>>78858618
>After hours of occasionally heated debate, Bendis and Alonso reveal they had a eureka moment during a 10-minute break and came up with the perfect superhero to sacrifice and an even better candidate to murder him. The answer actually gets a loud ovation from the crowd.
>“That’s like an epic,” says Robinson. “I’m genuinely shocked.”
>>78858618
Well if ever there was a hero who needed to kill themselves its scarlet witch
>>78858587
Seriously. And will they have Falcon Cap go authoritarian? When anything I've seen with him in the past year is rally against that kind of stuff
Although he was a twat in AvX
>“A mysterious new Marvel character comes to the attention of the world, one who has the power to calculate the outcome of future events with a high degree of accuracy,”
Midnighter is coming to the Marvel Universe?
Sometimes I think all the Marvel hate is just people mad at SJWs but Marvel really does suck a lot of dick
I mean this is just retarded
>>78858576
True.
>>78858618
Wanda's a mentally ill woman struggling with depression. Tumblr will protect her for once.
>>78858582
>Implying the team with minorities and the biggest MCU cash cow will be the bad guys.
This is Marvel we're talking about here.
>>78858664
I'm legit scared now. If Marvel thinks it's THAT much of a great idea, I can't even fathom the shit it'll be.
>>78858666
No one cares that she hurt some mutants.
>>78858685
/co/ will too, because waifu.
>>78858605
>the screams were coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE
>>78858679
it'll be one of Vision's kids. Those are the only new Marvel characters that are relatively unknown in the setting
>>78858664
Is what robinson career has come after cry for justice shock value.
>House of Ideas
>>78858664
It really is so fucking commercial now.
>>78858693
the storytime threads are gonna be solid gold though, I tell you what
>“You want it to be ‘The Godfather, Part II,’ but for every ‘Godfather II,’ there’s a ‘Godfather III,’’’ Marvel publisher Dan Buckley tells The News, referring to the weakest link of the mob trilogy.
These people are so far up their own ass it's ridiculous.
>>78858033
Isn't Bendis shipping Spidey's teen legacy character with Carol's teen legacy character?
POTTERY I SAY
Bendis has a punchable face kek
>>78858579
>http://pastebin.com/rPy2mdA0
>with Captain Marvel leading the charge to profile future crimes and attacks before they occur,
That might be the most "Carol" thing I've ever read in the past decade.
>>78858728
>joss_whedon_rocks
Was this written by Faith or something?
>>78858664
>what if
>w-what if
>what
>what if
>what if captain america
>what if captain america kills iron man?
>>78858664
I would fucking love to gets Coates' opinion on this shit as an actual good, professional writer totally outside of the comics book shit. Like was he just sitting there thinking, "This is absolutely fucking retarded," or what?
>>78858664
That's so stupid that I am in physical pain. It's like a really blatant parody, but it's not, is it. This is the real world.
>>78858579
Some excepts from the NY Daily News article:
>“Civil War 2” writer Brian Michael Bendis and Marvel editor-in-chief Axel Alonso break down the premise.
>“This predictive power divides the Marvel heroes on how best to capitalize on this aggregated information, with Captain Marvel leading the charge to profile future crimes and attacks before they occur, and Iron Man adopting the position that the punishment cannot come before the crime.”
>As the story unfolds this new seer predicts the hero in question will be the cause of a major incident of destruction in three days, requiring the other good guys to make a tough call. The writer just hasn’t figured what or how bad that cataclysm will be.
>“It has to fall somewhere between Hitler and self-defense,” Bendis says.
>Though they also didn’t immediately settle on a big-name hero to turn into the culprit, Bendis kept referring to the doomed hero as Peter Parker, aka Spider-Man.
>“Do you see me worried? I’m not worried,” whispers “Amazing Spider-Man” writer Dan Slott. “This is not my first rodeo. By the end of the afternoon, it won’t be Peter Parker.”
>After hours of occasionally heated debate, Bendis and Alonso reveal they had a eureka moment during a 10-minute break and came up with the perfect superhero to sacrifice and an even better candidate to murder him. The answer actually gets a loud ovation from the crowd.
>“The death is the marketing hook,” admits Buckley.
>This crowdsourcing of ideas model has worked for the company before.
>“It’s a black magic alchemy of putting the right people in the room,” says Quesada. “Those of us who work here are creative trust fund babies, because we have inherited an incredible chest full of toys that we get to play with. It does end up being like a bunch of kids in a room throwing s--- against the wall.”
>>78858735
From L-R: Coates, GWW, Axel Alonso, Bendis, Humphries, Spencer
>>78858495
IO only got into the comics because of the movies so that sounds fine to me desu.
>>78858743
no it was written by Joss Whedon.
>>78858735
Coates looks like he doesn't wanna be there.
Right now they're trying to rebuild Wanda for mystic marvel and the magic event they're planning. Aaron has called dibs on her.
For once Wanda might be safe from Bendis.
>>78857844
>Starlord with Iron Man
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (FAT) FAGGOT
At least he made sure to have the nigga on Iron Man side so he will win this time.
>>78858757
>As the story unfolds this new seer predicts the hero in question will be the cause of a major incident of destruction in three days, requiring the other good guys to make a tough call. The writer just hasn’t figured what or how bad that cataclysm will be. “It has to fall somewhere between Hitler and self-defense,” Bendis says.
>Though they also didn’t immediately settle on a big-name hero to turn into the culprit, Bendis kept referring to the doomed hero as Peter Parker, aka Spider-Man. “Do you see me worried? I’m not worried,” whispers “Amazing Spider-Man” writer Dan Slott. “This is not my first rodeo. By the end of the afternoon, it won’t be Peter Parker.”
Oh my fucking god.
>>78858753
>“The death is the marketing hook,” admits Buckley
At least they're honest that all this shit is just a marketing gimmick and they don't really care about telling good stories.
>>78858532
Not to start shit, but I don't remember Genis being bi, unless you count the alien that swapped genders.
>>78858735
>>78858752
>>78858778
>Coates face
I really want to read an article by him on this.
>>78858788
>>“It has to fall somewhere between Hitler and self-defense,” Bendis says.
What is that even supposed to mean?
>>78858735
With the exception of Coates (I hope), MEET THE FIRST HALF OF TEAM BENDIS TAKING A PICTURE WITH HIS BELOVED DICT...I MEAN LEADER.
![marvel10n-3-web[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/YmcFwPd.jpg "marvel10n-3-web[1].jpg")
One more photo from the secret Marvel Creative Summit.
From L-R: Emily Shaw, Amanat, GWW
>“It’s a black magic alchemy of putting the right people in the room,” says Quesada. “Those of us who work here are creative trust fund babies, because we have inherited an incredible chest full of toys that we get to play with. It does end up being like a bunch of kids in a room throwing shit against the wall.”
>>78858788
>And sure enough, Parker is saved a grim fate by the afternoon as mass opinion shifts attention to other characters.
>>78858735
>that Coates
>"What am I doing here?"
>"My feet hurt"
>"I wish I was at home writing actual books"
>"Why is that fat fuck Bendis always so happy?"
Someone make an edit.
>>78858735
>Marvel are all manlets
This explains everything.
>>78858757
>literally LITERALLY Marvel presents: Minority Report
>when there's already many characters capable of predicting the future supernaturally, mathematically, or are literally from the future, THIS ONE is meant to be a big deal
OH I AM LAUGHING
>>78858836
>Why is everyone so white?
>Even the Muslims are white here.
>>78858837
Also note the Disney logo in the background. Somewhere in Manhattan...
>>78858798
I dont think he was.
>>78858757
>It’s a black magic alchemy of putting the right people in the room
>the right people
>Bendis, Quesada, Slott Machine
>the right people
>Star-Lord in Civil War
Just compare this to Marvel during Civil War and Annihilation. Fuck this entire company.
>>78858810
genocide, but, like, with a cool motive
Prediction: the only tie-in that will not suck will be New Avengers, maybe Ultimates
>>78858903
You do a very good Bendis impression.
>>78858790
>At least
That means literally nothing.
>>78858741
I'm honestly worried they'll try and frame this precrime bullshit as being in the right simply because it's Carol
And holy shit again with this future bullshit? Didn't Reed do this exact same thing only with math?
>>78858888
Also GWW, Dogfucker, Nick Spencer, Coates, and James Robinson are there quads.
>>78857844
>Iron Man with nigger and Bendis self-insert
>Bendis writing the solo of the first, is a fan of blacks like the second and his waifu is involved with the third
Where were you when Iron Man's victory was confirmed 100%
>>78858832
It's just that notion that it's literally fanboyism driving them.
Wow, and just in time for Captain America: Civil War!
so let's start taking bets on who is gonna be hitler and who is gonna assassinate them
I reckon Hitler is gonna be Jane Foster and the assassin is gonna be Scarlet Witch
>>78858963
It's funny because the movie will be better than the comic.
Pretty sad that the even the MCU is better than the garbage Marvel is publishing lately.
>>78858963
except this looks nothing like the original in the wrong ways
>>78858894
Don't worry. There are rumors floating around about Annihilation 2 soon.
Bendis and Humphries thought they could actually get people to believe they liked, let alone read, the first one.
>>78858735
I want to choke her with that rag.
>>78858582
>Iron Man in the bad side
He's trying to put people's rights to commit the crime first instead of just jail them for something they will eventually do. He's so comically good that we might as well mark that square on the Bingo already.
>>78858780
oh my god
I think I got it
they gonna kick this off with a reverse House of M'More Mages'
>>78858989
>woman
>2016
>ever doing anything wrong
the obscure waifus/husbandos are gonna die
Mania is gonna die
Hummingbird is gonna die
Troll is gonna die
Robbie Reyes is gonna die
>>78859097
I doubt those first two are going to die since Bendis doesn't know they exist.
>>78859097
They need a huge death a la Captain America to make headlines though.
>>78859073
the writers will be blind to how wrong she actually was, insisting 'there's arguments to be made from both sides'
>>78858579
>Unidentified
kek
>>78859002
>I don't like this writers work
>It must mean they hate the books I like
>>78858813
>Emily Shaw
Who that? Is she a writer? What's she working on?
>>78859151
See the last line of >>78858757
>>78859115
their deaths won't be important or anything
there's just gonna be a big pile of recognizable dead bodies each time a new villain is introduced
also bet your bottom dollar Slott Machine is gonna push Regent to be one of the major villains
>>78859159
Bendis very obviously never read Annihilation.
I doubt Dogfucker did either
>>78859166
Read the filename.
What if the X-men members become Inhumans?
>See kids, Inhumans are the X-men now. Isn't that cool?! Please buy their book. Please.
>>78859165
She is an editor.
>>78859057
>all of the magical shenanigans happening in SW and Strange lead up to a magical explosion or some shit
>sends magic everywhere and gives people dumb powers
>basically the Terrigen bomb but magic
>huge serge of magic based characters that end up doing nothing is the end point
can't wait
>>78859165
She's an editor.
>>78859151
What has Unidentified written?
>>78859178
Obviosly how, because they don't copy Giffen style? Because they don't like Richard Rider?
>>78859202
See
>>78859187
Obviously a mistake by someone who wrote that article.
>>78859191
They're saving something like that for the inevitable Inhumans Vs X-Men
>>78859191
what do you mean what if? That's literally what Mr Sinister is doing.
>>78859226
there's gonna be a shitload of IvX subplots throughout the event that'll make it seem almost worth looking forward to, then IvX will start as soon as Civil War II ends and it'll be even more shit than we thought possible
>>78859191
I'm waiting for the races to be merged as X-humans/eX-humans
or for mutants to be revealed as an offshoot of Inhumans which would kind of ruin their thing. It would be like how mutants where revealed to be super soldier serum fuck ups in Ultimate
>>78859232
The EXM #5 lettered preview shows that Cyclops under Mister Sinister is revealed to be a clone, and will be a monster.
>>78858664
>“That’s like an epic,” says Robinson. “I’m genuinely shocked.”
I sincerely hope that was sarcasm by Robinson.
>>78859232
Marvel, stop! Doing this won't bring your rights back!
>>78859259
it's still setting a precedence that it can be done
>>78859257
either way Earth-X becomes even more canon
>>78859191
>not a single x-men or inhuman on the cover
>brings up x-shit anyway
Take a knee x-fag this has nothing to do with you take your bitching to the x-23 thread.
>>78858469
Too true, too true...
>>78859165
Editor that fights to keep Wanda sexy.
I bet handsome Doom is the hitler
>>78859191
The Inhumans aren't going away. Deal with it.
I've just noticed Spidey is back to his old suit.
Lame.
>>78859206
Because what they write contradicts previous comics at every turn. Are you dense?
>>78859351
It's possible that they just fucked up on the cover
>>78859351
he has his old suit in Spider-Man & Deadpool as well
>>78859370
That doesn't mean they haven't read it, just that they give no shit.
I actually like to think that Bendis reads every single comicbook Marvel put out, and specifically does the opposite of what has been established.
>>78858033
>>78857969
Anon stop shitpostig
So the ultimate strong indepedent WOMYN is pretty much a guy with a slightly female face?
the hitler is pretty clearly gonna be the one takes it upon themselves to drone strikes a bunch of predicted supervillains before they can act or even start coming up with their plans, or at least gets framed for it.
if not drone strikes then thrown into superjail.
and it'll be 'justified' because at least one was on the verge of enacting some plan that would both kill a lot of people and kill some of Hitler's loved ones
>>78859370
>I have read this book
>That means I can't contradict and retcon shit
Besides nothing done on Annihilation was cotradicted on Bendis or Humphries books.
>>78859380
FUCKING
EDITORS
DO YOUR JOB
>>78859388
He contradicts himself sometimes in the same issue.
>>78859388
Well that would make him malicious, rather than just idiotic. And never assume malice when you can assume idiocy.
>>78859380
Something, something, story, continuity.
>>78859431
Yeah, that would take too much hard work too.
>>78859425
>That means I can't contradict and retcon shit
Oh fuck off. Normal logic dictates that if they had read the comics they would do less mistakes, not more. Also, they did make mistakes.
>Nova being in love with Gamora
>Drax being from Earth
>The cosmic insult being Flark instead of D'ast
>>78858579
>>78858757
>“Do you see me worried? I’m not worried,” whispers “Amazing Spider-Man” writer Dan Slott. “This is not my first rodeo. By the end of the afternoon, it won’t be Peter Parker.”
This is hilarious.
It's like the most beta writer who can't defend the heroes he likes loses out in the end
>>78857844
DC>Marvel
McU>current Marvel
>>78859431
Never assume malice or idiocy what you can attribute to Bendis.
>>78857844
>>78859485
>It's like the most beta writer who can't defend the heroes he likes loses out in the end
Who is JMS?
>>78859374
Remember when Superior Iron Man's suit, composed of a symbionte, was suddenly made of screws and gears?
>>78858735
>>78858438
>Mind you, Ellis and Ennis.
Both of them are leagues ahead of Bendis.
>>78859475
>Nova being in love with Gamora
That's from Thanos Imperative. Actually, Nova was with Gamora during Annihilation. More proof he read it.
>Drax being from Earth
DRAX IS FROM EARTH.
>The cosmic insult being Flark instead of D'ast
That's just a different insult, nothing contradicted there.
You know, if they make Carol as hated as Tony was during Civil War...then this would be totally worth it.
>>78858757
Well it looks like someone at the Marvel offices read The Minority Report the other week and figured what they should make into their next event.
>“What if the pressure causes (the hero) to commit suicide,” suggests James Robinson, another Marvel writer, adding that it could be a good way to draw attention to the scourge of cyber-bullying.
>But editor Tom Brevoort’s Spidey-sense is immediately tingling.
>“I don’t think you’d want a Marvel Super hero committing suicide,” he interjects.
Fuck off, Brevoort.
>>78859580
>Actually, Nova was with Gamora during Annihilation.
Yeah, that's what I meant. It was clear in the scene that it was a one night stand, Bendis turned it into "YOU'RE THE ONE" even though Nova had a fucking girlfriend at the time. He can't have read the story.
>DRAX IS FROM EARTH.
Right, I got them upside down senpai. In his first issue of Guardians Bendis included a character bios saying he was an alien.
>>78859485
that sounds hilarious and I want to see a video of the entire thing
>Bendis: alright, first up on the chopping block is (pulls a name from a large Yamaka) Vision. I guess he's got a thing going on right now but the hat says he gets the kibosh. Any objections, Goys?
>>78858757
Carol definitely sounds like the evil side to me.
>>78859423
Will the Punisher be Hitler?
>>78857920
She's not dressed like that anymore.
>>78859613
Depends on what hero :^)
>>78858469
>You can't remember a time a book you read wasn' by Brian, Michael, or Bendis
ok, I kek'd a bit but I'm still mad
>>78859489
Graffiti on public restroom stalls > current Marvel
>>78859641
hmm, maybe, but I doubt it'll be anyone street level
>>78859527
kek
>>78858605
Please god no.
>>78859641
Punisher killing people isn't shocking enough. It's gonna be a hero that's been shit on for awhile finally being tipped over the edge, like Cyclops and Scarlet Witch.
>>78858416
Medusa's pregnancy already is.
>>78859628
Bendis' first proposal was of course Spider-man, because who wants a white spidey when Bendis has a black spidey husbando?
Luckily alpha-lord Dan 'Rodeo-master' Slott says no, and Team Bendis is down by 1 point
>>78859625
He didn't read Thanos Imperative. That's a fact, in fact it's believed no one at Marvel read it. However Not Reading Thanos Imperative =/= Not Reading Annihilation. They are different stories.
>first teaser shows Tony and Sam fighting
>second teaser has Tony and Sam on the same side
Okay.
It's gonna be a straight white male, I just know it.
>>78859739
The fucking scene we are talking about happened in Annihilation.
>this ain't my first time to the rodeo
>>78859716
Cyclops has already killed a shitload of people
they refuse to tell us how or why but young Scott won't shut up about it
>>78857844
>Shit-Lord
>That new Ms Marvel
>This entire premise of a sequel to a terrible event
I'm almost excited just to see just how much of an apocalyptic garbage fire this turns out to be.
>>78858989
Carol kills somebody she's close to and then doubles down on futurecrime because of the grief?
Wanda, Monica, Jessica?
>>78858657
Stop arguing with him, Marvel looks like a man faggot. Or a very masculinized woman.
>>78859745
It's actually just a big Heroclix tournament so the teams will change from skirmish to skirmish.
>>78859760
I still wait for Red Skull/Cyclops Team-Up: Racial Purity.
>>78859787
which Jessica?
>>78858757
>“The death is the marketing hook,” admits Buckley.
AHAHAH LIKE POETRY IT RHYMES
>Invincible Iron Man's War Machines arc is a prelude to Civil War 2
>Rhodey is featured heavily in that
RIP Rhodey
>>78859798
Drew
>>78857844
What the hell is Star Lord doing in Civil War?
>>78859760
No I meant that's the pattern. Cyclops in AvX, Scarlet Witch in House of M.
Find a hero Bendis doesn't like who's been having a rough time, that's who's going to be the self-defense Hitler in Civil War II.
>>78859745
Did you see how many characters were on the original Secret Wars poster that didn't show up in Secret Wars?
>>78859815
Being a War Machine fan is suffering
Secretly everyone is a Bendis fan. Sure people here like to feel they have superior taste by calling him shit, hack or whatever they want. They feel better knowing their current indy darling is way better than the top dog at Marvel because it somehow validates the comics they are reading and that's fine.
And yeah the things people complain about Bendis are true as well. He likes to write for trades with slow pacing arcs and his characteristic dialogue. Not to mention putting the stories over any kind of continuity fans want to be acknowledged.
But it's also true that what he does is exactly what Marvel needs. He actually puts some effort in trying to change and advance these characters. You people always criticize his changes because you don't want your characters to advance that fast. Maybe if a change is teased and slowly build then in ten years you will accept it but Bendis doesn't have ten years. He wants to move forward himself not wait until his grandsons do the job for him. You hate him for that but it's what Marvel need. His stories also appeal to the readers. He writes what they want to read. Compare Guardians of the Galaxy against Inhumans. Both had the same number of variants but Bendis still won because he writes the team of Guardians people are interested in reading, accuse him of waifuing or whatever but people accpeted Kitty as Star-Lord because Bendis sold her to them in the first issue. He also put the Avengers on the map and some might say he did it by using gimmicks and events but he was the one who dared to pull these gimmicks and events, and they worked. People liked it. Bendis does know what people want. /co/ of course has other ideas, and most likely those ideas would send Marvel into bankruptcy again.
Bendis works, and /co/ loves him. All the hate messages are just the way they have to show their love.
>>78857844
>Iron Man vs. Captain Marvel
Who relapses into alcoholism first?
Does anyone care if Old Man Steve dies?
>>78859846
Some pasta.
>>78859724
Did Slott just save Peter from Bendis? Is he the hero we need?
>>78858664
There's so much wrong with Marvel.
Who's going to die and then be brought back via time travel bullshit or alternate universe shenanigans loophole?
>>78859787
Rhodey? Would piss Tony off, too.
>>78859847
>implying they aren't fighting over the last bottle of whiskey in tony's stock.
>>78859825
Except that Bendis is Cyclopsfag, as he said once.
What a liar.
>>78859825
huh. So who has Bendis been shitting on lately? Hawkguy? Agent Venom?
>>78859840
Its the perfect character to kill. It would give Tony and Carol grief
>>78859847
Due to constant mind wipes I don't think Carol is an alcoholic anymore
Or she doesn't remember being one
>>78859912
That's a little terrifying.
>>78859904
>Agent Venom
He's safe. Bendis doesn't know he exists.
>>78859854
No.No one gives a shit what happens to mostly-retired characters
>>78858346
Its funny because its true.
Carol should have swaped with her raping baby.
>>78858855
My fuckin sides
>>78859905
It'll be a bigger character than War Machine.
>>78859718
>Timetravelling future son of leader of team of genetic superhumans with scar over his eye
>Inhumans are not X-Men
>>78859868
Didn't Slott make Kaine survive while everyone else wanted to kill Kaine off?
