Bloople Edition!
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>Steven's Birthday DL Link
https://mega.nz/#!L5t2nSZS!-t71d03z7qNWaoZglC25GbYutclJHqNrZ-K1P2IuuKw
>The Answer DL Link
https://mega.nz/#!OkFUFQwS!J9Bmi8Q3tttnzP457Mt5Ol49LL7-d34-Fw_XlFxFfWU
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2:
https://mega.co.nz/#F!a9ojCZCT!SLfX7l7inSHdvd7hrf5LLA
https://mega.co.nz/#F!gtpBACjS!yH7vcAjYHgPGlvv5DneyFA
https://mega.co.nz/#F!DYlSjTqY!NQ0lr0fUqFxu7b9luFpNuQ
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
https://soundcloud.com/jeff-liu
>Buy "Attack the Light" for $2.99
Android: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.turner.stevenrpg&hl=en
iOS: https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/attack-light-steven-universe/id941380906?mt=8
>Extended Intro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JFXk4sLVQw
Peridot edition when
3rd for blue pearl a shit
Pearl is best gem.
Blue Pearl can fuck off.
taking draw requests keep em simple
So I made this, based on something that was said in the threads months ago.
May continue it into the rest of the Gravemind speech if I feel like it.
>>78712949
Connie riding on Stevens shoulders.
>>78712949
Sardonyx. Just Sardonyx.
>>78712949
connie riding on stevens dick
>>78709287
Alright, got that done.
>>78709502
I like the idea of Uvo as Jasper, but I can't find a good picture for it. That one would work, but it's kinda small. Not many good pics of him with subtitles as there are other characters.
>>78712895
Tomorrow
>Gently hammering a screw
Steven really wants to help out guys
>>78712944
Pearl likes it in the ass
>>78712854
PUT THE CORRECT EXTENDED INTRO IN THE OP THANK YOU
>>78712949
Lapis laughing at midget Peridot
>>78712949
Steven fighting a Homeworld Rose Quartz that looks and sound exactly like his mother
For your musical pleasure...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EYUBQbkDBk
Peace and Love tabs
http://pastebin.com/GF0AQdtk
Notes (chords)
E G C (C)
E G B (Em)
C E B (Cmaj7)
C E A (C6?)
>>78712949
A two-gem Ruby fusion calling Garnet a traitor and challenging her to honorable combat.
>>78712949
Steven dressed as a Leprechaun and claiming he is Emerald
>>78712944
>preferring a neurotic mess to a pearl that knows her place
Do we know if she was really blue or it was just the lighting
>>78712944
would you, /sug/?
>>78713001
>>78712949
Lapis in a hat
Reminder that Garnet is best gem
>>78713020
too young
>>78712985
Nah Im pretty sure Peridot or Pearl put him to the task to keep him out of the way.
>>78713020
Yeah. Juice boxes are great.
>>78712944
>pearl best gem when cotton candy exists
Nice fucking meme
How does it feel to know your waifu is complete garbage?
>>78713026
So, this "stretching" thing is a metaphor for masturbation, right?
>>78713012
so how long after they saw garnet do you think Rose and Pearl waited before trying to fuse?
>>78713026
>ready for my facial anon
truly the best
Goodnight /sug/, keep an eye out for ominous triangles.
>>78713020
Yes. Twice on Sundays.
>>78712982
Secondly I cleaned up the text version of this the one anon made. Had some stray marks that I just cleared out.
and thirdly...
>>78712999
this song is pleasing as fuck I can't handle it holy shit
this is why I signed up for this ride
I hope it never ends
>>78713026
Best mom, you mean.
>>78713026
I was going to kill myself if that actually calmed him down.
>>78712949
Rose's Rose bush
>>78713026
thats a funny way to spell Lapis
>>78712985
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFACrIx5SZ0
>>78713050
They probably fused before
>>78713047
So why not fuse strong Gems to become stronger Gem?
Checkmate, Muppet.
Connie's younger than Steven, holy crap. So many people must be pissed about that.
RARE
Strawpolls from last thread.
http://strawpoll.me/6462825/
http://strawpoll.me/6462834/
Hooray for Lapis!;_;
>>78713072
Get that stupid, smurf piece of shit outta here.
>>78713047
soccer mom jasper...I never thought I wanted such thing.
>>78713049
someone needs to make an adult version of this except with them clubbing or some shit
>older connie in a red dress
>older steven with a popped collar
>>78713060
>>78713057
ITS IN THE BATHROOM
>>78713038
>>78712985
Can't trust him to even get some simple materials like Tungsten
Amy is repeatedly hammer a twisted bit of sheet metal in that frame too, so they are being handled
>>78713060
>>78709582
>Look.
>Fuck you.
>Fuck the ship you flew in on.
>Fuck them slippers.
>Fuck your dress with the diamond on it.
>Fuck your straight-ass Homeworld accent.
>Fuck them cheap-ass fusion experiments. >Fuck your yuck-mouth projection.
>Fuck your hairstyle.
>Fuck those Kindergartens.
>Fuck Blue Diamond.
>Fuck White Diamond.
>Fuck Yellow Diamond.
>This is Earth.
>My warlord is pink and my gem sloop is blue, nigga.
>Now get the fuck out my sky arena.
>And if I see you at the Galaxy Warp I'm slappin' the shit outta you.
>>78713050
not long, especially after pearl's reaction
>>78712949
hey i'm a fellow drawfag
mind if i take these requests too? seems dumb and shitpost-like to ask for another batch, but i don't know if you plan to get to all of these. if there's a few you intend to get to i'd like to try the othersalso bloople if you would please
FUCK
https://twitter.com/mcburnett/status/684592657381732352
>>78713045
Cotton Candy a best
>>78712949
Peridot falling off a skate and a background Amethyst doing some cool shit on hers
Where did she get that key?
>>78713049
Partially, yes. But the main moral of the story is that kids shouldn't be self conscious about puberty. You grow up when you grow up.
>>78713115
I think we all know that Matt is a mod, right?
>>78713020
Would I what?
So becoming a baby is like Steven's equivalent of poofing into gem? Amethyst said stretching out would hurt him.
>>78713012
can we generally agree that rainbow quartz is the most built-for-sex gem in the show
>tall
>curves
>that fucking mane
>>78713026
That really really got me
I am now convinced that Garnet should never unfuse and say FUCK YOU to anyone who still thinks Garnet is two midgets in a trenchcoat
>>78713099
>soccer mom
Anon thats a missionary from a church preaching hate on a college campus
>>78713131
Vagina
>>78713115
ABORT INITIATE KILL CODES
>>78713115
I want Matt to lie to me all night long.
>>78713131
That's the keyto my heart
>>78713115
Fucking matt the mod is now trying to pick out posts to go into the fucking /sug/ simulator.
We're well and truly fucked.
>>78713112
if this is edit anon please make this blue pearl ;_;
>>78713115
Shoo, Matt, shoo. We don't want your lies here.
http://strawpoll.me/6462880
Choose /trash/ sug's player name
>>78713151
I guess. It's not like mortally wounding Steven will turn him into an infant though.
>>78713136
>You grow up when you grow up.
Not when you have some endocrine disease.
>>78713131
Dunno where from, but what if that key goes toTHE CHEST
>>78713049
What the diarrhea was up with Connie's head in this scene?
>>78713131
It's the key to all worlds.
KINGDOM HEARTS
>>78713115
Matt is in here right now.
Yo,This is Garnet,
Back together,And I swear i'm dropping down the hottest mixtape eva.
Hi Matt
>>78713115
Good. I hope he knows how much everyone wants to fuck Blue Pearl and all his other characters.
>>78713115
ABANDON THREAD
>>78713115
Do you guys think he saw us back in /trash/?
>>78713176
>>78712949
President Connie and her intern Steven
Die Matt
>>78713192
>not "12 Year Old Jewish Boy"
>>78713112
Bruh
>>78713115
MATT PLEASE LEAVE
OR MAKE ZUKE COME
>>78713231
god I hope not
that place was fucking awful
>>78713192
I'd prefer a reference to Greg's magnificent murdercock desu
>>78713222
>wanting to fuck decorative coat rack
>>78713202
There was a girl in my high school class that didn't age. She had cancer and chemo cut short her puberty at the age of 12.
>>78712949
Steven In Sadies panties while she watches, commenting how it looks nice on it
>>78713245
To be honest, i'd rather leave that for the /co/ one
>>78713225
THEY ARE TOO CUTE
I AM GOING TO CUT MY OWN DICK OFF
>>78713212
GET IT OUT
>>78713202
Or when you are constantly stressed.
Children who are put under constant states of raised stress hormones (cortisol, etc) usually end up missing a lot of growth checkpoints (or hitting them late)
>>78713197
I think it could, easily. We've not seen him mortally wounded yet.
>>78713253
CAN'T JUKE THE ZUKE
>>78713115
>Matt is in this thread
>He could probably be in this post
>right
>now
>>78713115
MATT GET OUT OF MY THREAD>>78713116
>>78713101
could stevonnie single-handedly bring back the fedora as a legitimate fashion icon
>>78713115
FUCKING KEK
How does it feel knowing the makers of the show see this kind of shit?i think its hot
>>78713161
Fuck you I want a mom jasper who likes guns, does yoga and jogging work out stuff, over bearing and goes to bake sales and AGGRESSIVELY, not passive-aggressively, tell off HELEN and her shitty baked goods.
Also she is fun and...very grabby when sauced up.
I want Ronaldo to touch my food so it smells like his hands.
>>78713273
This felt so fucking ghibli I can't even describe it.
Why is the design philosophy on steven universe so simple yet so freaking good.
>>78713294
hi matt
>>78712999
Can someone with an uke confirm that steven is actually having the right hand positions for the chords?
I want to know if the crewniverse went into that much detail I wouldn't be surprised since it's an episode made by two of the best storyboarders
>>78713192
>No "Tom Bombadil Best Gem" option
Post your favorite fanarts!
hi
THREAD RUINED
THANKS MATT
FUCK YOU
Matt can you convince Rebecca to make Jasper a Crystal Gem already?
p-please?
>>78713304
I'm so glad i requested this, why so little content of this theme baffles me..
>>78713329
you know the rules, matt
tits and timestamp
Dear simulator guy:
Do not include this guy >>78713307 into your next video for he is trying too hard
Atte: Anon
When am I going to get my Jasper fix holy shit
or even a mention
>>78713328
bad pearl best pearl
>>78713328
CGs hanging out with Homeworld gems of the same type when?
>Garnet meets Cluster Garnet
>Amethyst being bullied by purple Amazons
>Pearl tries to initiate slave rebellion
>Steven fights a Rose Quartz
>Peridot is teased for lack of limb enhancers
Okay, real question time. Will Yellow Diamond's pearl be voiced by Deedee?
>>78713294
What... what if I'm Matt?
How could I know? What are the signs?
>>78713329
pics or didnt happen gtfo
>>78713350
>pop.sfx
>thumbs up.png
>ding.sfx
I hope the Pearls fuse into a giant Pearl
>>78713353never
>>78713306You're fat, Helen!
>>78713328
>>78713328
>>78713366
Pathological lying and attracting the most retarded fans possible.
I hope matt knows how many people want to fuck steven
>>78713350
I want ponyfuckers to leave.
>>78713378
With a nose that could darken the sky and cast shadows over nations
>>78713277
No senpai you need that
>>78713358
holy shit
I don't know how to feel about this
I'm guessing yes because the other rubies all sounded the same
>>78713382
SO IS YOUR SON! THE KID IN THE STAR SHIRT!
oooooooooooooooooo
>>78713398
That is SO true Zuke!
>>78713353
Not during this Steven Bomb.
>>78713041
hell yeah they are
>>78713353
here's a Jasper for you, friendo!
>>78713338
There needs to be a defeat in combat against the main character and for the arc villain to either reject her or join the good guys first. Know your cliches.
>>78700884
for posterity
>>78713398
I BELIEVE
>>78713398
STOP MAKING US LOOK BAD PARA
STEVEN
IS
NOT
FOR
SEXUAL
>>78713358
>"HEY, CRYSTAL GEMS! WANNA SEE MY NEW DANCE? IT'S CALLED 'THE FANCIFUL UNICORN!'"
>>78713277
Woah Van Gogh plz go.
>>78713277
Whoa, calm down, anon. Their relationship is adorable and a rare well done romance, but that's a bit of an extreme reaction.
>>78713328
Nope. I still refuse to accept that anyone is afraid of our Pearl.
Fucking Blue Pearl is more plausible as a scary bitch, because we don't know shit about her yet.
what in god's holy hell is going on in this thread
>>78713389
jesus fucking christ
>>78713373
>Fake Matt
Thats just something Matt would do
>>78712949
Blue Pearl sitting on Blue Diamond's dick, literally sitting on its top, sticking out erect because BD is massive. Blue Pearl's back would be to BD's stomach in this position.
>>78713398
ZUKE WHY?
>>78713425
And a Pearl too! Quality pic
>>78713449
I like how one of them looks like Connie.
>>78713328
>>78713416
>Jasper joining the Crystal Gems
>Jasper becoming protective of Steven
>Jasper knocking a soccer mom unconscious using her head for saying shit about her Steven
good, good
>>78713020
You guys are pretty cool
Dont go to the new episode tomorrow
>>78713114
go ahead, im not too good at drawing su stuff anywaysdrawendo, its you, isn't it?
whats her name again?
>>78713435
>Matt also saw pic related
f-fugg
do you think he likes /aco/?
BEST SHIP
E
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T
S
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I
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>>78713289
Living on borrowed time when it comes to a gems physical form results in paying it back later. Steven has a smaller form hardwired into him through which to pay back the debt. Regular gems however just have their reformation period.
There is no reason to expect that turning into a baby would heal getting stabbed in the face. I don't see why you lean to that answer.
>>78713398
How many anime faces will Peridot make in this bomb, Zuke?
Matt, tell Ian I hate him.
>>78713471
Why not a tummy bulge?
>>78713358
I sincerely hope all gems of the same type are voiced by the same actors.
If we ever see another Rose Quartz, that bitch better sound like Susan Egan. It would be gloriously fucked up.
>>78713047
>those hips
stop it
>>78713358
No. Pearl is a super-class which includes multiple kinds of Pearls.
>>78713479
yeah, man
yeah, that's pretty cute
>>78713505
Lapras
>>78713476
ayyyyy
>everyone tries too hard to get in simulator
>simulator doesnt come out
>anons think its because that arent trying hard enough
>start spamming /sug/ threads with unfunny shit trying to get internet famous on an anonymous image board
>mfw
>>78713505
Roberta Paulson
>>78713505
off brand blue pearl
>>78713479
don't you think someone VERY important is missing anon?
absolute garbage
>>78713357
>Amethysts are highly-respected warriors comparable to Jaspers
>successful veteran units are often given their own Pearl slaves
>Amethyst-Prime finds this highly amusing/highly disturbing
>>78713277
That is not a reasonable reaction.
>>78713505
Ambrosia
>>78713539
>shitting up the image count
fuck you, anon
>>78713517
All the Rubies had the same shitty voice so it could happen
>>78713509
Im sure he browses it from time to time. Especially if he browses /co/
>>78713539
...who's trying.
>>78713001
>>78713505
Bob
>>78713088
QUAAAARTZ! GET OFF MY PLANET! REEEEEE
>>78713521
A BOMB
>>78712949
Yellow Diamond with some sort of weapon.
I ship Hairy pearl with normal Pearl.
>>78713527
AYYY
DID SOMEONE SAY BEST SHIP?
>>78713559
>not finding the boyish azn girl supremely funny
>>78713505
Rapist
>>78712944
All Pearl's are best gem, why do you think every gem wants one?
opinions about the recent UK censorship of "we need to talk" ???
>>78713496
it'ssalbut drawendo is cool and great
thanks~
>>78713026
Well she's certainly better than the two idiots who created her.
>>78713597
what did they censor out?
>>78713416
>>78713483
>jasper beats up helen
>She get's arrested cops_theme_song.mp3
>Jasper flirts with the young flustered officer
>power kicks the door and breaks her cuffs
>she escapes
>calls it a night by tucks steven in bed then drinking box wine while star gazing
>>78713581
who wouldnt? although, since it was 5k years ago and no blue pearl is to be seen, I'm just gonna say she's dead.
>>78713045
>>78713116
great taste, best gem somehow became even better
>>78713483
OH MY GOD I'm still hoping a drawfag would do a pic of Jasper in a floral dress, disguising as Steven's mom for some shitty school function thing because he's trying to attend some event as Connie's friend needing a mom to escort or something like that
"I am Mom Universe, this is my son, and if your little dirt-eater tries to mess with him again, I will POUND HIM TO THE GROUND"
>>78712854
>tfw you will never realize your dreams and ride in a mechanical carriage with your giant blue diamond overlord...
>as she strokes you like a cat
Why even exist
>>78713597
It made Tumblr go batshit insane so it's ok by me
>>78713597
Needs more peridot
>>78713539
Is this your first /sug/? I don't see a difference from the normal idiocy that goes on here. You fuck. You dumb fuck. You fat fuck.
>>78713584
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
one of my favorites!
>>78713088
did you fix >>78713423
?
>>78713597
UK has fish and chips and Big Ben. They have enough to justify a few censorships.
>>78713565
PEARLFECT/10
>>78713615
http://officialkurapika.tumblr.com/post/136006093473/as-you-may-know-there-have-been-posts-going heres the video
>>78713597
>there are commies in this thread that support censorship
How can any of those people call themselves American?
>>78712949
Bad Pearl giving Blue Pearl her leather jacket.
>>78713597
What did they censor?
>>78713565
She needs something to spin
You're Favorite hentai artist is make a Doujinshi of Steven Universe.what are the tags
ShindoLLapis, mindbreak, Rape, snuff
friendly reminder that Jasper is disgusting and liking muscle girls should be a crime punishable by death
>That Estelle album reference.
Kind of cool, especially since Rebecca made her newest album cover.
>>78713519
>>78713304
>>78713662
yeah UK is a bunch of fucking pussies to censor this shit
>>78713319
They have no real models for charters. I doubt they have any preference for right or left hand, but when the story board artists need to choose for the sake of stylistic reason.
>They''s call them ambidextrous cuz gems are so amazing.
>When you ask about Connie they act like you're a manchild for looking too deep in a childrens cartoons.
>>78713527
>>78713584
MUH NIGGAZ
>>78713552
>best Amethysts get a Pearl
I don't know how to feel about this idea.
By the way, are Pearls being the servants of the elite high class supposed to be a reference to pearl necklaces? Probably overthinking that.
>>78713672
What
>>78713672
I don't have a favorite artist.
>>78713675
>>78713675
People like you are the reason Matt never comes to /sug/
>>78712949
Peridot driving the Universe van.
and being too short to drive.
>>78713672
wew
>>78713304
PEARLLARMEN
>>78713667
cut out rose and pearl's fusion dance
>>78713479
...I just realized there isn't enough Lion and Amethyst interaction. They need to sleep together in a big pile.
>>78712949
lars and sadie headswap
>>78713675
Proud warrior race. They should be strong to fight.
>>78712949
Draw a Steven of an Assorted Color
>>78713675
>>78713710
see
>>78713509
He can handle it.
>No art of Amethyst as a gyaru girl
>>78713672
You forgot ahegao.
>>78713622
Sorry, this was bothering me.
>>78713539
This is just like the /mlp/ simulators....These are becoming the /mlp/ simulators.
>>78713644
>eldrazi arms
can't unsee
>>78713642
>>78713755
fuck off back to zendikar, ullamog
>>78713748
thank you, i was too lazy to go on the artist's page
>>78713268
Oh she aged alright. She just didn't mature.
Her cells are still shortening those telomeres down just like in everyone else. Except the cancerous ones.
That's got to suck balls though.
