>tfw you will never live down the incident in the cafeteria
>>78350638
Another guy had sex with Rouge without a condom.
The doctors aren't sure he'll wake up from the coma.
>>78350697
They didn't manage to finish, did they?
>>78350728
Nope, as usual, the poor guy wasn't even fully erect before his body went into shock.
Rouge kept trying to get off to his limp dick for about half an hour before she finally get help.
Remember that time Logan got grabbed by that sentinel? good times
CODE RED CODE RED
ALL MUTANTS TO THE GREAT HALL NOWSCOTT'S FUCKING EMMA AGAIN!
>>78351454
Man I don't really wanna see that. Last time Emma burned the image of Scott's dick into our brains as punishment.
I was going to fail Chemistry but my teacher was killed by Mister Sinister so I got an automatic pass. Same thing happened last year with Algebra, and my entire 9th grade year when the X-men were in space.
Totally prepared for the real world here.
What Happened to Kitty Pryde? Did she end up actually marrying that Star Prince guy?
>>78351558
Is marrying an alien a perquisite to teach at this school now?
Didja guys hear? Some dude calling himself Hyperion killed Namor. I saw the whole thing blow up on twitter
>>78351661
Black Panther killed Namor like six months ago.
>>78351661
Namor was a fucking prick anyways. I hate to make ill of the dead but goddamn was he an asshole.
>>78350638
At least I'll never be as big a fag as OP.
Does anyone else love being an Omega-Level Telepath?
>tfw people accuse you of c.u.c.k.i.n.g. them and fucking their gf's/wives/sisters
I actually have brainwashed a few and they are my maids/fuckbuddies at my house.
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>>78350697
Allright rouge is pregnant.......AGAIN!
which one of you was it this time?
Code purple code purple, psylocke is today's combat instructor!
>>78351734
Psychic here so trust me when I say we both know you're are a much bigger fag than OP
>>78351784
It has to be Greg. He's the power nullifier so Rogue's power won't work on him.
I've seen the way he looks at her, those fucking eyes.
How the hell did Greg even score with Rogue anyway? The man's a 6 at best.
>>78351558
Last time I heard about her she left us because we actually don't want to endanger the space-time continuity can you believe it.
>>78351784
I want her to speak in the 3rd person like that at all times
>tfw still trying to develop speed powers
Shit's tough man, I dunno how Quicksilver does it
>>78351769
Yeah, it also basically paints a giant target on you. Have fun, faggot.
>>78351784
>>78351841
Dammit, why did Greg have to luck out in the x-gene department
>>78351892
Super Speed must suck.
You can't control your momentum. You speech sounds slurred to everyone else.
Plus the itches must be crazy.
Am I the only Telekinetic who uses TKto jerk myself off It feels fucking amazing!
Also, Greg is beta as fuck. He tried to challenge the jocks in a fight -thinking their powers are what make them the "jocks".
Dumbass
>>78352048
It's still "developing" so it likes to turn itself off and on whenever it feels like it, I just hope that with time and practice it'll get betterI once almost burned my dick while jerking it, that was fun explaining to the school nurse
>Walking down the Hallway on the way to kitchen to get some snacks.
>This bitch passes you and slaps you on the ass asking you "Oi m8, U straya cunt?"
What do you do?
that asshole kid who can stop time keeps bully
>>78352159
Try to hide my boner
>>78352166
rip
>>78352131
I wonder if Cryos like Iceman have triedfreezing their dicks. It'd be funny to see.
Also, why does everyone here think TK is just "move shit with your mind"?
Fuckers, I can literally atomize you with a thought. I can pick myself up and fly, enhance my strength and durability.
I can even increase the kinetic motion of various gases in the air too the point of ionization - Heat Vision. Same principle in reverse for Arctic Breath.
>>78352159
Throw her ass to Antarctica with a thought.
>>78351841
Greg is the only one who can have sex with her without a full body condom.
She doesn't have many people to pick from.
>>78351841
>>78351892
Well thats her 3rd fucking pregnancy, and im just telling you guys now Im next in line and I dont care if it kills me.
>>78352166
What, the asian kid with glasses?
Yeah he's a dick.
>>78352245
guess it's just a stereotype or ignorance, not many people thank about in scientific way.
I kinda hope I'll be able to use my super speed in a useful fashion one day. Until then i'll just keep running into walls.
>>78352316
>implying you'll live long enough to orgasm.
are you some punk bitch at the X-mansion? or top dog?
roll twice
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
>>78352316
Greg you stupid fuck. Do you ever use your head? What if Gambit finds out?
You really think the Cajun is going to let you get away with that? You'll be lucky of an explosive card in your throat is the worst you get.
What about the kid? Besides how broken and OP they'll probably be, I doubt they'd want you as a father.
>>78352337
>Implying you won't learn how to vibrate by twitching hard enough.
>Implying you can't create thermal updrafts by spinning your arms fast enough.
>Implying you can't let out a sonic scream by vibrating your vocal chords.
Pham - you're stronger than you realize.
>>78352245
Dude you can barely lift a chair.
Not every TK has to be the damn Phoenix, okay?
Real talk my captcha was a street sign with an X-man looking x on it just now.
>>78352422
Shit man. See, I've never really thought about stuff like that.>vibratingFor her pleasure
>>78351769
Yeah, uh, you know what the Professor did to the last got who got all harem-y?
I hear he's the Shadow King's cellmate now. Might wanna knock that out.
>>78352441
Fuck you, I lifted a Semi-Truck yesterday.
The rest is theoretical, but I'm still stronger than you man.
>>78352504
I'm sure your secondary mutation of theoretical dick waving'll serve you well in life.
>>78352493
>Implying Old-ass Prof X. doesn't have his own harem.
>>78352487
How's that girl you've been seeing the one that canmanipulate earth metals?
>>78352561
Really, says the guy who-
Oh my god. I don't even remember your power's supposed to be.
You're not even a mutant are you?
>>78352588
I disorient people. Can make them get lost, confused, mess with their center of gravity, that kind of thing. Made Professor Howlett puke that one time, remember?
that was the worst week of my life.
>>78352635
Wow.
Fuck that must be rough. Hang in there man.
I fucking hate power mimics. They get our powers without even trying.
Like this sketchy-looking mother fucker. What the fuck does he even teach anyway?
>>78352717
Its cool, I think he forgave me after I made that crazy wrestler guy who keeps trying to kill him fall off a cliff he didn't see.
Is that another of Miss Pryde's exes? Lady has a type and it is 'skinny, pale, and irritating'.
GUYS HOLY SHIT
I finally unlocked my powers!
>>78351558
I hope so because then we will at least have one ally team when the Inhumans and their friends the Avengers come to destroy the school.
>>78352776
I have no idea. Probably. A pre-cog friend of mine says he can time travel. He must've gotten it from that asian kid with glasses. Fucking mimics.
Apparently for the last week, he keeps looping time at exactly 9:06 PM every single fucking day at the entry gate for the Mansion.
What the fuck is he doing?
>>78352846
Speaking of which.
Fucking Precogs, can they be stopped?
>>78352588
is Roulette your codename? I don't really get it
>>78352898
Nickname my parents gave me as a kid.
Apparently I kept picking up my Uncle's gun as a kid and spinning it around the dinner table. RIght around their heads.
Get it? It's kinda like Russian Roulette?
.....Yeah - I don't like to talk about it.
>>78352840
You're reverse Spider-Man? That's super great...
>>78352846
Why not ask him? You're the invincible telekinetic.
>>78352869
I think the precog stuff is half bluffing. Is it weird that the one with no eyes is kind of hot though. I think its these stupid horns I grew.
>>78350638
At least its not as bad as the noodle incident.
>>78352961
>Why not ask him? You're the invincible telekinetic.
Yeah fuck that. Have you been paying attention man? He's a power mimic! He's been trying to keep it a secret ever since he got here but I've noticed.
Once he got close to the Asian kid who can control time - he started to not be affected whenever he used his power (as far as I can tell).
I think this guy can permanently keep copies of whatever powers he "mimics". Think about it, if his power works by proximity, then he has ALL of our fucking powers genius!
TK doesn't mean jack shit against a guy with Super Speed, Time Control, Precog, and a shit load of other powers to boot!
Where the fuck did he even get that scar anyway? One of the girls in my class can heal so he should have that by now.
>>78353055
Maybe he's just a really tough mailman.
So dedicated to his post that even time travel can't stop him.
>>78353100
What kinda mailman delivers mail at 9:06 PM every single day and time loops the area until he's finished doing whatever the fuck he's doing?
How do we know he's not with the brotherhood? He could easily be one of Magneto's goons.
Fucking muties get off my board.
>>78352840
Ok, I need to get that game now
>>78353152
Are.
Are you taking pictures of this guy.
Look just tell the Professor, if he's Brotherhood he'll know. We're not trained to handle those guys, they're psychos.
>>78353154
that's racist
>>78353205
What, and tip him off. If he gets suspicious, what's to stop him from straight up killing us all?
I'm pulling my hair out here - does ANYBODY understand just how fucking dangerous of a situation we're in, or is it just me?
You don't remember him shaking hands with the Professor during his first day? He's got his fucking telepathy!
If Prof. X tries to mindprobe him - he'll automatically react and retaliate. God know what he'll do to them, or all of us.
We need a better plan. I don't want The Professor to die over something like this.
>>78353055
Man, he can use super speed more effectively than I can. That's embarrassing.
LOL DID YOU GUYS HEAR? BOBBY'S GAY HAHAHAHAHAHA. WHAT A FAGGOT. LMAO
![[LOUD SWEATING].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4ptGCuJ.jpg "[LOUD SWEATING].jpg")
>>78353270
God knows what else he has.
A-Are you saying he's also automatically better at the power than his target?
Christ, we're royally fucked. Who the hell is that guy.
>>78353268
Look, I'll put up a confusion field around you. He can't copy you if you're not there, right?
I still think you're jumping to conclusions but he's not in any of my classes and he can't copy me if he's not close to me, right?
>>78353308
That's a good plan - except for the fact that he has your power too.
Granted, if you strike first you could confuse him - but he'll resist the effect much more quickly than any of us.
Put up the field, then run like hell. Don't give him any idea it was you.
We'll lay low for a few more days and observe him. He doesn't seem to want to actively kill us, but this isn't good.
Do we know any technopaths who can hack into the school security cams? Downlaod the footage off-site
We could review it after lunch tomorrow in someone's room.
guys
guys
I need help with a codename that's related to speed. I have a project due tomorrow that wants a codename based on powers
Speedster's not gonna cut it
If Magik absorbed limbo and we are IN limbo. does that mean we are IN magik and does mean I am no longer a virgin?
>>78353372
We could just tell Dr. McCoy its for a school project. He barely pays attention to what anyone says anyway.
>>78353402
Gatecrasher.
Because you keep crashing into things.
comedy.
I was thinking "Roanoke" but that's a little hipster.
>>78353420
Sure, let's go with that.
>>78353402
>Velocity
>Inertia
>Momentum
>Torque
>Twister
>Resistance
>Friction
Do you even physics my man?
Here are 3 costumes I designed for you. I made it a few days ago with the Nanobots I got from Dr. McCoy - have fun!
>>78353465real talk, these are cool, is it alright if I use them? Cause a reason I'm in this thread is to get ideas for a speedster hero I'm writing about
>>78350638
Who wants coffee?
>>78353410
Nope. You've gotta lose it the hard way.
Why not take a stab at the c.u.c.k.oos?
Heaven knows a good dicking may give them personalities.
![[REPEATING DIGITS INTENSIFIES].gif](https://i.imgur.com/dFrt83c.gif "[REPEATING DIGITS INTENSIFIES].gif")
>>78353499
Nice DubsI don't remember who actually designed them It was from a thread a long time ago. If you could find the dude then sure.
>>78353510
If I drink coffee I vibrate through the floor
>>78353510
>>78353539
If I drink coffee, I break the damn floor.
>>78353512
Oh no.
No no no.
I took one out because why not, THAT was the worst week of my life. The other two were torn between Emma Frost impressions and telepathically telling me how someone named "Esme" died.
>>78353512
Migga please, I have standards
What's with the pervy French guy? And why does he smell?
Guys, I got it
Cyclone Speedster
>>78353588
What the fuck. Dude, that sounds horrible
>>78353588
>>78353596
If you're so desperate to get laid - why not get a telepath to "influence" a girl you like.
Make it a one time thing, or maybe a routine fuckbuddy arrangement if you play your cards right.
Hopefully it's not r*pe.Seriously - someone needs to continually dick the c.u.c.k.oos - they're going to remain apathetic dominatrices if no one does.
>>78353621
Apparently she broke off of their little hive-mind they've got going on and joined up with a Brotherhood posse.
And big shock, Magneto treated her like cannon fodder. Dunno why anyone ever joins that outfit.
![[Fassing Intensifies].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/bucakt5.jpg "[Fassing Intensifies].jpg")
>>78353618
He's a Chemist; a matter-manipulator. He's been messing with methane as of late.
It's the reason why no one goes to the courtyard as of late.
>>78353645
I think I'll pick the occasional bad date over telepathic roofies, thanks.
Seriously try showing up for Psychic Ethics class once in a while.
Are we still worried about that power-mimic guy? cause I was able to get a good look at him outside a few minutes but everyone I talked to said they didn't seen anythingI feel bad, it's my fault he has speed
>>78353659
shit
>>78353402
What about Breakneck? Like "breakneck pace"
>>78351500
>Be an inadequate, self conscious teen
>Have that in your mind for an entire week
>Conversation with just about anyone was awkward
Girls sure did giggle a lot that week, thankfully I did manage to build up enough resistance to fully remember Emma´s jugs.
>>78351548
>Totally prepared for the real world here.
As if it mattered, try applying for a job or college with a highschool diploma from an institute that gets blown the fuck into orbit every semester, and changed its name twice.
I spent a year of my life in night school because the former Charles Xavier Institute for Gifted Children became the Jean Grey Institute for Gifted Children, and apparently they lost my records during a sentinel attack.
At least I can say I graduated from there, the rest of my class was gunned down by some Christfag nutjob.
>>78353671
Do you have an HR department?
>>78353691
Why?
My Cousin uses his TP to do everything from "winning" the lottery to free food at the movies.
I'm amazed that he hasn't gotten caught yet.
I'm too busy learning how to fly with my powers - it's the most amazing thing ever.
What happened to that duplicator who said he wanted to break the world record for the largest orgy?
On Second thought........
>>78353706
Don't even bother. Stay as far away from him as possible.
Me and a few others have been reviewing the security footage of the mansion every day after lunch. He's still sticking to his "routine" for now - not doing anything.
We need a plan of attack if he ever decides to strike.
>>78352840
>>78353167
The best part about Just Cause is that in most games that would be a horrible game breaking glitch, in Just Cause its how the game is intended to work
>>78353743
I think. It's usually manned by Empaths like Dani Moonstar. She uses her Empathic illusions to calm people down - especially when they're complaining in person.She's also pretty hot - don't tell her I said that.
>>78353749
If you need a guy to get in and out of something as fast as possible, //maybe// count me in. hopefully I can get the fluxuation of my speed in control
>>78353706
Roulette's jumping to conclusions. All we know is he can do weird time shit, which could be anything from his own power to tech.
We're gonna try to figure out what's up, but don't panic. Whenever a bunch of us panic it ends up in an explosion or a fight with Spider-Man or something.
>>78353290
I heard about it, and I did not know how to feel, and then I was told Teen Jean Grey was at the scene and the entire debacle occurred after he said some "problematic" comments out loud...yeah I am not sure what to think, but I am never going back to that freakshow.
I am joining A.I.M, where it is safe.
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>>78353789
I appreciate it. But we need people for every possible contingency, not just you.
We need Pre-Cogs and Transporters to counter his telepathy.
Speedsters to counter his Time Manipulation (and his own Speed also)
We could use Greg - the Power Nullifier, but his power is range limited IIRC. This mimic could easily move out of range.
>>78353811
I doubt that I am. I'm positive that he can permanently mimic powers. He sure as hell doesn't drain them, and he's been seen slipping up a few times.
I still don't know what he's supposed to be. A teacher, a mailman? a spy?
We need answers ASAP.
Here we go again. All the people with New Years resolutions to get on the X Men are gonna be hogging the danger room again.
>>78353827
At least you're taking advantage of the school's extensive alumni network.
>>78353850
Well call me up if need an extra set of very fast, yet fickle legs
>>78353789
>>78353749
>>78353850
You know it is shit like this why normies hate us muties.
DoomDammit, How about we leave him the fuck alone.
>>78353827
I'm positive that Jean has some sort of subtle mind-domination fetish.
Just the idea that she can change your sexuality gets her wetter than a fountain.
She even tried seducing that sentient Tree IIRC. Poor Tree.
>>78353869
I know I can. Hopefully we don't have to.
>>78353858
Yeah just look at these assholes, giving each other code names. Let's just go smoke with Gambit.
>>78353858
I've seen more students use the danger room as a personal, ahem, "romantic" space in the off hours than I've seen students actually train
>>78353897
Yea that'd be great and all - but he's the fucker who's monitoring us.
Like I said, he got here like a few weeks ago, and I don't understand why he's still here!
He probably fashioned a false identity using some Psionic power.
Whatever it was, it fooled even Prof. X
We need to do something! We can keep watching him for now, but we seriously need some effective means of dealing with him - should the worst case scenario occur.
>>78353932
That's what teleportation is for. Why waste the danger room with that shit?
Or mind fuck each other - literally. Telepaths love doing that.
>>78353944
I only know of this because I only need three hours of sleep a night, I end up just browsing the internet or wander around until the sun comes up most nights
>>78353932
Well some of us are just here to master our powers and leave this place.
>>78353864
I get less heat as an A.I.M member than as a mutant. Dead serious.
>At least you're taking advantage of the school's extensive alumni network.
That's sarcasm right? It gotta be. Saying you graduated from an infamous mutie institute gets you so much bullshit, other muties hate you, neighborhood muties hate you even more, and job interviews are a nightmare, I got rejected from freaking walmart.
Thankfully Hank McCoy Super science class at least taught me enough to pass A.I.M evaluation and given how they lose mocks they are not very picky. The answers are practically "Yes", "I Love Super Science", "Large Hadron Collider", and "No, I do not have any living relatives".
I might get hit in the face by captain America, or worse stabbed by deadpool, but whatever I have still better odds than anyone near the fucking x-men. With wolverine death, God Bless whoever killed that hairy canuck sonofabitch, my survival rate as an A.I.M mock is much, much higher.
>>78353997
Yeah, wandering the most volatile super-powered campus at night.
Be careful man, you're fast - but you're not Quicksilver levels yet.
>>78354042
>death
*dead
Well that is what happens when you learn grammar from a Russian Guy. Fucking Xavier.
>>78354048
I once walked past Prof. Summer's room and heard muffled sobbing "JEAN" into what I assume was his pillow
>>78354087
You shut the fuck up about Cyclops. That's not true.
>>78354087
Stay clear of him. Everyone knows what happened, so we give him space.
He deserves it - for the shit he's been through.
>>78353944
This is exactly what I am talking about right there. This is what normies think of us, when they see us.
"Gee the guy got powers, he must be evil / insane / plan world domination"
How about we talk to the guy before we declare him a lose canon?
Do you even know his name?
>it fooled even Prof. X
Big fucking whoop! Put a tin can on your head and you too can fool Prof Xavier. I needed to wear a tinfoil hat to masturbate in peace at night.
>>78354105
>>78354107
I wasn't making fun of the guy, I only heard it once and nothing else
>>78354133
> I needed to wear a tinfoil hat to masturbate in peace at night.
Holy Shit.
We're not immediately saying "get him!" we just want to be prepared.
You wanna talk to him? Be my guest.
Try not to fuck it up though.
>>78354087
Well I am a former, and only graduate given that AGAIN my entire class was murdered by cult bastards so let me clear this up.
According to what I know, Jean and Prof Summers were engaged, and she was meant to be his future wife, he even had several kids with her in a lot of probable futures (PLEASE do not fucking ask) and some came to visit (Seriously never do ask)...so when Jean died it messed up Scott, but the thing is that she came back from the grave and died again so yeah glad to hear he stopped shouting Jean.
And that is life with the X-men everybody.
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>my mutation is that I have two thumbs on each hand
>all these fucking punk asses crying about their cool shit
>while i just sit here with two thumbs up my ass
Oh man you all have it sooooo haaaaaaaard
with your fire, and your lasers, and your super speed
People will fuck the giant blob guy, people will even fuck the rock dude
The guy with two thumbs on each hand? Nobody wants me. Aint no super team in my future, aint no mercy from the anti-mutants.
Fuck all of yall.
So whats the deal with those inhumans? are they like, space mutants
Guys its a good thing I can go Invisible because the cockroaches in the bathroom are fucking insane after that herbology incident
>>78354274
Who the fuck thought it was a good Idea to expose Elixir to bugs?
>>78354262
They're offshoots of humanity like us.
The difference is they only get their powers once they're exposed to something called The Terrigen Mists.
Unlike us, who usually develop our powers naturally during adolescence.
Also, their "changes" tend to be more physical and horrific.
>>78354335
I think I saw their leader in a televised meeting with world leaders. The entire hour he was there he said nothing, some redhead with really long hair did all the talking
I thought this dumb RP shit was chased off of /co/ years ago.
Hello, I brought the pizza!
that'll be $4000000plus tip
>>78354543
Who the fuck orders $4000000 worth of pizza?
>plus tip
This school ain't made of money
>>78354274
fucking Johj
first mars now the X-mansion
>>78354042
It's not sarcasm. Your boss, the head of AIM, Roberto Da Costa, is a mutant and a Xavier Alumni.
>>78352377
>roll twice
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Transcendent_Homo_Superior_Physiology
and
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Golden_Rule
fucking boring shit
>>78354577
The Blob is living here again.
I fucking hate my power. During sex, I give my partner an indescribable amount of pleasure, but this makes it impossible to have a meaningful relationship.
And as a super power, it's useless. I'd have to rape my enemies to use it, so I'd have to be a super villain to use it.
I love these threadsI don't care if everybody else calls them gay and if they get deleted for roleplay, its shit like this that makes me love this board
>>78354256
Man I feel that. My Mutant power is that I have all the elasticity of a rubber band without any of the control like Mr. Fantastic. So when everybody ELSE is out on secret missions fighting robots or whatever, I'm always left at the mansion trying to scoop up my own anus into a toilet so I don't shit the bed again
Fuck this shit, I just want to tap Rogue's ass
>>78360081
There goes Kyle breaking the FUCKING 4th wall again
I DON'T NEED THIS IN MY LIFE
