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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drnlNVYEa_c
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Okay. A rhino, I get. But what are the benefits of getting turned into a warthog?
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I don't know if it's a good thing or bad thing Bebop and Rock Steady looks way better than the turtles.
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>>78068295
Is the same guy that did the first one doing this?
Looks surprisingly less shit.
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>>78068295
>open trailer
>immediately assaulted by BWAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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>>78068407
Seriously? Those fuckers fight off and kill lions.
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>>78068417

Might be because thu didn't have to drastically change their designs as much as the turtles.

I don't know why but Im humming the bot master theme when looking at the thumbnail
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>>78068295
Looks better than the 1st one but the turtles still look like shit.
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>>78068295
Compared to the first one this actually looks really fun
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>>78068295

Is it bad that I didn't dislike a single part of that trailer?

Because frankly that all looked pretty good to me. Silly, but good.

Should I be more cynical?
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>"just four brothers who hate bullies and love this city"
>"love this city"
>not "love pizza"

Missed opportunity.
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>>78068511
Tyler Perry as a mad scientist, man. The whole thing's too crazy to hate.
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>>78068511
I want to hate it but it looked a lot less shitty than the first one. Still has Megan Fox though...
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>>78068295
Last movie sucked but I'm not gonna lie; this trailer looks pretty fucking rad.
It seems a lot sillier and more self-aware than the last, less Bay "humor" and more awesome ridiculous cartooniness.
Bebop and Rocksteady? Baxter Stockman? Foot ninjas and Dimension X aliens all at the same time? It would seem bloated anywhere else, but this is ninja turtles, you can explain anything in 5 seconds and no one would bat an eye.
...It might still be shit. But the trailer makes me hopeful at least.
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>Turtle vehicle shoots out manhole covers from the front.

I swear there was a TMNT toy in the 90s that did this but with pizzas.
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>>78068407
I defy you to face a raging hog and live to tell about it
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>>78068511

Nah I'm in the same boat. Might because it's the dumb but fun tone trailer sets up I expect from the turtles without the weird tone from the first movie
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>>78068550

Yeah, kinda my opinion. I mean, the moment I saw Rocksteady on top of the tank, I just knew it wasn't taking itself seriously.

>>78068567

Never saw the first. Was it really that bad?
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>>78068511
Megan Fox seems to be the only negative part of this trailer.
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>>78068621
It was pretty bad and took itself too seriously.
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>>78068550
>Tyler Perry's Teenage Mutant Ninja Madea
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>>78068295
I wonder how Alopex would look with today's CGI. A female arctic fox....sounds tricky to pull off. That is if they aim to make her look like her /co/ preferred design aka fluffy and feminine.
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>>78068621
TMNT1 was fucking awful, there was so much wrong with it and it obviously suffered from rewrites.
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>>78068623
At least she has the good sense to dress up like a slut in it.
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>>78068295

WHY DO I WANT TO SEE THIS NOW??!?

I feel so conflicted
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>>78068606
There was. I owned it as a kid.
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>>78068295
>dat black mad scientist
I'M SO FUCKING IN
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>>78068637
>>78068647

Shame. Guess I'll skip it then, and just watch this one when it comes out. I can't imagine I'll need much backstory.
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>>78068666
Same.

They're catering hard to us. It looks fucking brilliant.

If only they adapted the turtles design.
Like find a middle ground.
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>>78068295
10 year old me would have lost his shit watching these two on the big screen when Secret of the Ooze came out. Instead we got Tokka and Rahzar.
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>>78068608
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4E18kAKUn-Y
>hogs are invasive species that have killed half the number of species human have in the short time period they've been introduced into defenseless wilderness
>they eat humans when they have the chance

Yeah, they're a type of wolf if you can't defend yourself. They boar you over, and start eating you alive.
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do we really need another movie where swarms of aliens invade through a portal and wreck a city?
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>>78068667
And it's also Tyler Perry
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>>78068606

That is correct.
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>>78068709
I tried to find a pic of it but no luck. Hard to swallow some of the choices they've made but it's a new generation and they gotta update the designs I get it.
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>>78068644
Probably like this but...uh... less fancy.
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>>78068739

Apparently we do. In this case, I'm not (yet) complaining.

Rocksteady cheering from on top of a tank absolves many sins.
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>>78068295

The wormhole at the beginning looks exactly like the end of S1 of the Flash. But the rest looks fun. Bebop and Rock Steady look awesome to tell the truth.
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>>78068739
Judging from the trailer it looks like whatever the aliens are, are not the main antagonists but more of an afterthought or background thing.
TMNT needs its alien, sci-fi elements; it looks like they said "fuck grounded" and flew off the handle. This is a good thing.
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>>78068295

>Casey Jones
>Bebop and Rocksteady
>FUCKING TURTLE PARTY WAGON, and it actually shoots manhole covers!!

It's like they decided not to shit all over the source material, unfortunate that they did so much damage to their cannon already in the first movie
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I might watch this movie purely for Bebop and Rocksteady.

They look so fucking fantastic like what, man? God damn.
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There was a first one? What was it even about?
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>>78068752
even better
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>>78068767
I wanna say this is it.
Though it doesn't have the pizza shooter.

There was a different toy that shot pizzas though.
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>>78068295
eh. the turtles still look like a pack of overly muscled douchebags, and mikeys bling and wacky black guy voice dont help.

i like the guy playing the scientist. looks exactly like the guy who played the nutty professor in that one movie.

bebop and rocksteady also look pretty kickass.
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>>78068847
a cluster fuck of rewrites each with a different main story.

that resulted in the plot of Amazing Spider-man 1.
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>>78068832

And they still got them in the same crap looks.
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>>78068295
Jesus that CGI is like fucking Tarzan levels of shitty
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Much more hype for this than X-Men: Apocalypse, which comes out just the week before DESU.
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>>78068902

They're not going to change how they look until probably another reboot
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>>78068883
>Doesn't know who Eddie Murphy is
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I only have two complaints, why the FUCK are they wearing pants? And two, why do they still have noses?!
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I'm not sure if it looks fucking awful or fucking fun.

Don still looks like a terrible geek.

Bebop and Rocksteady look very... bad CG.
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Wait actual improvement?
If this doesn't follow the bay-toon movie formula, it might actually be salvageable.
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>>78068921
>those shitty cgi apes

That CERTAINLY does not expand dong
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>>78068927
you don't want to see the horror that is turtle dick.
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>Shitty Civil War trailer
>Shitty Batman v Superman trailer
And this trailer looks good...?
What.
The Hell.
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>>78068431
No, they changed directors as I'm aware.

Bay still producing it as far as I'm aware of, though.
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I really, really admire their commitment to keeping Bebop's mohawk and glasses.

The first movie had some really fun action sequences, and the only parts I found unwatchable were basically anything with April O'Neal. Bebop and Rocksteady might be enough to counteract her bullshit, maybe.

I'm definitely seeing this. I'm a tiny bit ashamed, but I'm already sold.

While I doubt Stockman will get mutated in this movie, I hope they drop some hints about it. Have Shredder threaten him with it or something. I want my CGI fly mutant!
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C-could it be? A soft reboot where the tone is dumb fun and they actually are bringing in Krang, a real Shredder/clan, and bebop/rocksteady? Damn this could actually be fun
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>>78068927
Look up turtle penis then imagine it adjusted for their size. I'm glad they're wearing pants.
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Bebop and Rocksteady look really cartoony and kind of out of place. But that might actually be a really good thing.
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>>78068880
Yeah that isn't the one. It looked more like a tank if I remember right...had a sewer pipe on the top for loading the pizzas (plastic disks with pizza stickers on them)
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>>78069035
Found it.
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Stockman reaction gif when?
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In other news, the blade girl from Kingsman might be the new Mummy and there's a new Tarzan trailer out.
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>>78068778
>realistic legs
>wolves disguised as sheeps
that's actually pretty good
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>>78068977
>>78069017
Its not like Bay was going to throw flailing turtle dicks everywhere, it really distracts from the design, they didnt wear pants in the first one, why now? It looks fucking stupid. I genuinely will avoid this movie for that reason alone.
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>>78069069
Yes that's the fucker right there. Glorious old thing
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>>78069069
Spent many days and nights shooting my sister's barbies with those pizzas.
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Sad bit is I'm more excited for this than Xmen apocalypse
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So, the hole in the sky has to be a portal to Dimension X, right? I wonder what the transforming blocks are, though.
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>>78068644
Thankfully she's not here. Imagine all the budget to make a realistic coat of fur to avoid any complaints of muh CGI
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I hope Krang isn't upstaging Shredder in this.
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>>78068295
>Shredder
>Stockman
>Bebop
>Rocksteady
>Casey
>fucking aliens
Fuck me why am I hype
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>Typical overly dramatic trailer music in the beginning at the start
>Party Wagon honks
>It's Tricky plays instead
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>>78069264
Casey's mask doesn't look as fucking stupid as I thought it did.

Looked tight as fucking Hell.
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>>78069105
Because they have pants.

Okay guy.
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>>78068295
Yo okay, bebop and rocksteady look fantastic.
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>>78068996
>While I doubt Stockman will get mutated in this movie, I hope they drop some hints about it. Have Shredder threaten him with it or something. I want my CGI fly mutant!

I'm imagining it'll be a mid/end credit type thing.

>Baxter in his lab
>"If you want something done right, you have to do it yourself!"
>Plans to mutate using some strong animal.
>Fly somehow fucks up the experiment
>Baxter mutates into Fly!Baxter.
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Don looks like fucking shit god.
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>mfw I genuinely enjoyed the first one
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>>78069294
I just wish he had the wild hair.
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>>78068295
>the jobbers looks better than the turtles
>new casey jones fits better than the new april
I want to give it a chance but fuck her
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>Casey jones is now a buzzcut Jock

Why
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>>78069105
we are very sorry, i'll make sure micheal bay hear that
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>>78068295
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>>78069409
Casey was always a jock you knucklehead.
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Do we know any plot details yet like what the portal is? Dimension X or alien shit?
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>>78069437
He's not a black long haired knucklehead anymore
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>>78069437
Was he?
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I'll say at least Bay knows how to market a product.
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>>78069353
>Tyler Perry's The Fly

Oh fuck, I hope they actually do that.
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>>78069409
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>>78069467
>being that obsessed with sports
>too blunt to be subtle with April about her being fired
>thinks an alphabetical insult contest is fun

Yes. Yes he was.
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>>78069463
Granted we've only seen like two seconds of him, but with Amell's stupid grin it looks like he'll be a big dope.
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>>78068295
>Another movie where a space butthole opens above New York.
Besides that, and Fox, I'm looking forward to it.
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>>78069353
>Baxter about to fuse himself with a fly for crazy fly powers
>Suddenly a woman stumbles into the machine and Baxter fuses with her instead
>The third movie is Turtles vs Madea
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>>78069382
There was only one good scene in the first one and its when they're all in the elevator.
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I hate Bebop and Rocksteady

because now we can't have TMNT anything without 80s toons faggots demanding them

and yes this applies to IDW too. Koya and Bludgeon could have been amazing
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Well it finally happened, im hype for a Michael Bay movie
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>>78069437
He wasn't always some male model faggot though.

But go ahead, enjoy your Michael Bay movie.
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>>78069584
>and yes this applies to IDW too
>shitting on the literal GOAT version of Bebop and Rocksteady
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this look pretty fun
>mfw megan fox
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>>78069644
>male model
Stephen Amell is fucking legit. Dude does a majority of his own stunt work on Arrow and trains super hardcore.

Fuck you and your prejudices.
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56 seconds. I made it 56 seconds. Right up to the point where the van started firing manhole covers to Run DMC's 'It's Tricky'.
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>>78068518
>Missed opportunity.
For Mikey.
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>>78069697
At least it isn't an RPG like we saw at the end of the last movie.
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>>78069697
But that's when it gets good.
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>>78069697
So do you just not like fun things?

Would you prefer a movie where the turtles sit around debating the finer points of Chaucer?
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>>78068606
they rerelease it ever few years, Infact I think its at TRU now.
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>>78069674

Don't forget that he's a badass with a bow and arrow as well.
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>>78069645
I know nothing about this, but I want to chill with them.
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>>78069697
but that's when it gets good
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>>78068295

looks pretty fun and comfy... kinda looking more forward to it than BvS and CW now
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>>78069533
literally mfw
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>>78069105
You must not be familiar with the robo balls in Bayformers, or and opportunity he has to make a phalic joke.
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>>78068295
Not bad, I hope they clean up the Bebop and Rocksteady CGI though, that was sub-Ang Lee Hulk level.
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So this is a cool place to ask.

IDW TMNT Comic - Yay or Nay?
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>>78068295
Damn, I forgot Shaemus was human Rocksteady in this. I'm actually kinda hype now even though I still haven't seen the first one b/c of how bad reviews it got
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>>78068295
I think the thing is that now people aren't as taken back by the new turtle designs (even if they're still shit) and the trailer made it seem like they actually get the Turtles this time around.

The music especially hit off well, and everything was overall much brighter and more fun. Like they switched aim from some kind of bastardization of the comic turtles into something more akin to the old cartoon mixed with the new TMNT.

Also, were those alien things at the start the Krang? I imagine it'd be hard for them to fuck up a giant wad of pink goo.
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>>78069879
full yay
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>>78069879
Very Yay
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Goddamn this looks so fucking bad.

But it looks less bad then the first one, so an improvement I guess?
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>>78068295
Did the first one do well or something? I hated it so I assumed it failed.
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>>78068295
I just died from Nostalgia OD.
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>>78069914
No, it did horrible, this entire sequel is Michael Bay punishing Megan Fox for shitting on Transformers. He's going to keep making Turtles movies until she's 70.
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>>78068295
>No forced Johnny Knoxville Leo

Already off to a terrific start.
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>>78068295
Went from eh to awesome right at the minute mark. Hoping it turns out to be less of a clusterfuck than the last movie, looks a lot better put together just from the trailer. Though Megan Fox is still in the movie, so there's that.

Bets on who the aliens are? Some implementation of Krang maybe?
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>>78069914
>I hated it so I assumed it failed.
How presumptuous can one person get?
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That actually looked pretty good, I'd never thought I'd say I think Tyler Perry is cast well in something. I'll go see it, it's enough to keep me entertained for an hour and a half.

>mfw madea is in turtles 3
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Who would you rather be April besides Megan "I sucked off Bay for this part" Fox?
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>>78069879
Fucking yay dude
Read literally all of it and don't miss the side stories
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>>78069962
How old Michael Bay when Megan Fox is 70?
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>>78070014
I'm sure pornstar April O'niel would be better than Fox, and she'd wear the jumpsuit too.
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>>78070014
AMC's titty monster.
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>>78070061
Yes.
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>>78068518
>The turtles only love pizza
one of the worst mistakes of the 87 turtles.
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Looks so danm fun

the first one ranged from shit to decent but this looks like it will be worth a ticket
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>>78068637
it hardly took itself seriously, it was just a generic superhero movie.
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>>78068727
Tokka and Rahzar were better, they were stupid and a threat.

Like IDW's Bebop and Rocksteady.
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>>78068996
Stockman needs to be a robot.
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>>78070197
I'll accept this if it happens slowly and gradually due to his mistakes
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>>78068407
>Okay. A rhino, I get
No kid, you don't "get" the 80's
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>>78068921
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>>78070213
What are you trying to say?
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>>78068518
Loving pizza is part of it
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>>78068667
That's fucking Baxter Stockman
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>>78070014
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>>78070158
they weren't stupid, they were babies
check your privelige, or something
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>>78070397
Yes please.
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>>78070413
Babies are stupid. Every single one of them.
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>>78068511
Will Arnett is back as entirely sperfluous and annoying character whatshisname.
I kind of hate him in everything live action, but maybe that's just me.
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>>78070315
the '80s were wacky just for the sake of it

>>78070445
>lacking in experience = stupid
no, some babies are much smarter than some other babies
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>>78070490
>whatshisname
Excuse me?
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>>78070490

He can be good, but he needs a strong hand behind the camera to reign him in or he can go too far.
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>>78070520
Wjatever his character's name was in the first movie, I don't expect anyone to know it, thus, "whatshisname".
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>>78068550
>Tyler Perry as a black mad scientist
>Not having Neil degrasse Tyson

You dun goofed
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>>78069105
how do you feel about nostrils.
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If I were a eight year old, I probably would love it, but the adult me just sees nothing or interesting here. It's a weird how uninterested I am of this and Star Wars. I can't even be bothered to care anymore beyond talking about the IPs in general terms.
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Who is Cybercubed here?
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>>78070560
He's based on a character from the 80's cartoon and has been absent from the various reboots since then. Honestly a lot like Bebop and Rocksteady.
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>>78070158
>>78070413
>>78070445
>>78070510
though I will concede, they may have been stupid babies
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>>78069105

>Its not like Bay was going to throw flailing turtle dicks everywhere

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpMbb3-jZlM

Bay was deeply considering it
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>>78069879
Boobs to the wall YAY
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>>78068295

holy shit they look hot, kinda hope we get to see their butts
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>>78068511
Nah, man. The first movie was such a weird fuck up tonally and otherwise, so this trailer actually made me happy.

The turtles are a little less detailed and creepy, the colour's been amped up, Bebop and Rocksteady look great, Shredder has potential and Steven Amell isn't a terrible actor.

Sure, Megan Fox sucks but hey, I don't expect this to be a TMNT masterpiece or anything. I just want a dumb, fun blockbuster summer movie. Weirdly optimistic.
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>>78068407
I think they have a good sense of smell and can survive on stuff most things can't digest without problems.
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>>78070573
I wonder if Tyson would be more expensive to have in a movie than Perry.
I also wonder if Tyson likes TMNT.
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>>78068295
There is no possible way he can see out of those glasses.
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>mfw the original April from the first movie is in this too

fucking sold
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>>78070706
>Weirdly optimistic.

I know, right? It's like I almost forgot how to feel anticipation for a movie. Even something like this, that I've only got middling/high expectations of, seems hype as fuck by comparison.
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>>78070752
if Kamen RIder suit Actors can, so can bebop.
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>>78070706
>Weirdly optimistic
It looks like there's a few nice action set pieces in there, over the top stuff likes bretty fun to a point.
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>>78068295
Kind of weird that the Shredder doesn't actually show up much in the trailer. Though I like how the Foot are actual ninjas now, instead of generic terrorist group in black gear and guns.

I'm hoping he gets his armor again, while the first movie's version was over the top I honestly thought the Shredder was the most enjoyable part of it. Hope to see him still outclassing the Turtles (though I'm kind of disappointed they changed the actor).
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>>78070781
Is it really that hard to come up with a helmet that you can see out of but not into?
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>They turned the turtles into niggers
Why?
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>>78069879
probably one of the consistently best ongoing comics I can think of at the moment, also I'm surprisingly hype about this movie now
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>Megan Fox in a school girl uniform
Just why? It's like opposite land where now I have to criticize a character for being too sexy, mostly for that fact that it's not fucking April, it's just Megan Fox.
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>>78069645
>>78069584
I have yet to read the comics. Is the current run any good?
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>>78070808
>instead of generic terrorist group in black gear and guns.
Don't forget with an ambiguous relation to some Japanese guy who was funding experimental biological warfare for some reason and also built a power armor again for some unclear reason.
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>Just noticed that Tyler Perry was Stockman

Not sure how I feel about this.
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>>78068295
CG fighting mutant animals is something I can get behind. I love Bebop and Rocksteady's new designs.
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>>78070821
That's just what "urban" means now.
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My name is Casey Jones.
After five years in hell, I returned home with only one goal: to play hockey.
To do so, I have to fight the ninjas who are plaguing my city.
But I don't have to do it alone; four giant talking turtles have taken up my crusade too, and together, we will take back New York and beat people with sports equipment.
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>>78070850
I haven't got to that part, but I really did enjoy the streamlined take IDW did. It does seem a little much to take in and digest at once at times, but once you get over that hump it's smooth sailing.
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>>78070857
Those rewrites really made the plot a mess, though from what little we know of the original it was already pretty stupid to begin with.

I doubt they will actually explain the Shredder's motivations in this movie, but at the very least we're getting something reasonable. At least I'm hoping for that at the most.

>>78070837
This is my biggest complaint with her being cast. I don't even hate Megan Fox in particular, but when I watch the movie I don't see her as April, I just see Megan Fox. She doesn't act like the character in any way, she just seems to be there for the sake of being Megan Fox.
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>>78070864
I'm going to let it slide, he's not directing or writing here so he can't influence much.
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>>78068295
>that shockwave effect when Rocksteady tackles one of the turtles
man, sometimes Michael Bay just really knows how to pack that action 'oomph'
I wish there were someone who could reign him in and mold that raw talent
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/wooo/ here, just dropping by to mention that the current WWE World Heavyweight Champion is playing Rocksteady.
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Foot Ninja, you have failed this city.
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>>78070753
That was her?
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All that matters is that we are getting a TMNT game developed by Platinum
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>>78070955
for the last fucking time, he's just a producer on these ninja turtles movies. the director for each movie like to ape his style though.
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>>78070964
The movie will have to give them real names.
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>>78070973
i wish he would have grown his hair out more to distinguish the character more
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>>78070981
You mean will it be based on this movie, or a just a original game by platinum? I really hope it's original and that the turtles look like something from the original comics.
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>>78071012
I don't think he can do that since Arrow needs his hair short. And the alternative is the wig, and I think we all know Amell's thoughts on that.
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>>78070981
as long as its better than the game of the same name which was a batman arkham asylum ripoff
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>>78070984
man, I wish directors attempting to emulate Michael Bay's style under his supervision would try to incorporate more coherent action into sequences instead of blindly recreating 1-to-1 to his approval
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>>78071036
what are his thoughts on that? i never heard anything. personally i think he looks good with long hair
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>>78071032
looks like it might be IDW based.
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>>78070978
no she wasnt in that trailer, but she's in the movie.
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>>78071107
>>78070753
it's just a cameo
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>>78070397
That's actually a fucking fantastic idea.
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>>78070014
Skewing younger, the Divergent girl
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>>78068295
There's more things to like in that trailer then everything in the first movie but the turtles still look like trash.
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>>78070964
How much will Vince shill this next year? Nick and WWE are pretty tight right
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>>78069264
You and me nigger. Hype got us.

I mean, I know it's gonna be shit, but for some reason I am hype.
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>>78071389
Are they? It's CN who gets the animated crossovers.
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>>78071422
Like certain cape films.
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>>78068295
>Mfw this is actually watchable then the second
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>>78071003
The current cartoon gave them names. Bebop is Anton Zeck, Rocksteady is Ivan Steranko. No idea if they would re-use those, especially since Rocksteady's is basically "Look he's Russian, do you get that he's Russian" because the character is indeed Russian.
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They seem like cool dudes
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>>78071508
who's the lady?
man, shredder is a manlet
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>>78071549
Brian Tee's wife
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>>78070749
he was in Gravity Falls and Ice Age
if that's Baxter Stockman (which it undeniably is), he'll become the Baxter Fly later, and at that point he could just do a voiceover like with those other two
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so I was wondering, will they be reprinting the whole old turtles comics I really want to own them
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>>78071623
i dont want to be rude but they've been reprinting them since fucking forever dude

IDW, Mirage, color, b/w, you've got your pick
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>>78071661
I know that but some issues are missing I was wondering if those will just never get reprints
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>>78068455
Micheal bay's mating call
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>>78070915
It certainly doesn't help that the movie itself constantly seems to be trying to point out that she's Megan Fox

Fuck that midriff scene in the trailer.
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>>78068295
I can't stop watching this shit, I can pretend that the first movie never happened.
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>>78071722
wait starting realize, Megan Fox is getting too much screen time again.
Jesus if this is another movie to Megan Fox just calling the turtles for help and it's just constant screen time on her, there is going to be a problem.
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>>78071706
Hopefully Mikey has a purpose in this one beyond going "HEY I WANNA FUCK MEGAN FOX" every other line
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>>78068606
>>78069752
The Shellraiser did it in the cartoon too.
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>>78068295
At least BB and RS look decent.
Too bad the leads are still disturbing to look at.
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Wait I thought the white guy was shredder. I haven't seen all of the first movie.

Also I wish the trailer had RADICAL 80s music but that's just me.
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Am I delusional for remembering a rumor that that first film was going to have a horrific CGI turlte megan fox?
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>>78068417

well the cgi is still terrible, so take from that what you probably should
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Why does it seem like the Turtles are the shittiest part of a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie? Just about every clip with them was cringe-inducingly bad.

Maybe it's the nostalgia, but I seem to remember them being more carefree and loveable, and less like flippant douchebags.
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>>78071850
I don't remember hearing that one, but there were a lot of weird rumors going around so I wouldn't doubt that one having been a thing at some point
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>>78068606
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>>78071883
>well the cgi is still terrible
What movies have good CGI anyway?

And would rubber suits honestly be better? They can be awesome and they certainly look more realistic, but you can't really get away with big action scenes with them.
Not saying you're wrong, I'm just interested in your take.
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>>78071934
MY CHILDHOOED, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN
>Raphael Olympic Games swimmer
>Rocksteady human/warthog form
>The whole motherfucking sewer hideout set

As an adult, I can now see how grateful kids should be for the things your parents get for you besides basic needs. I'll take her out for dinner this month, it's the least I can do.
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I liked the first one. And though I am not entirely sold on Casey's look I'll certainly watch this next one.

HYPE
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>>78071934
I had that toy.
The noise it made was ear-rending and eventually my parents told me I had to go outside when I wanted to play with it.

Which of course meant the pizzas got lost one by one and never found again. It also shot so hard it really fucking hurt if it hit someone.
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>>78068295
Okay, I gotta admit. That looks SO much better than the first one.

Hopefully it won't pull a Revenge of the Fallen and suck.
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looks dumb, loud, and stupid

can't wait
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>>78071618
First time I saw this trailer it was kinda low rez. I thought it was Neil. I was so excited. I guess I'll have to deal with Tyler perry.
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All we need now is Krang and his Android body and i'm sold.
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>splinter alive
>shredder alive
>rocksteady and bebop
>ninja foot
>baxter stockman
>turtle van
>alien (possible krang) invasion

If this can stand by itself without ties to the first, I'll couldn't be happier.
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>>78068295
>Everything more colourful
>Casey Jones
>Bebop and Rocksteady looking like they just walked out of Dave Rapoza's Ninja Turtle paintings
>Tyler Perry as Baxter Stockman
>Van that fires manhole covers at ninjas
>Trailer ends with Bebop and Rocksteady chasing the turtles down a rapid in a tank

...fuck. I think I actually want to see this.
>>
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>>78072057
Jeez. So Tyler Perry's going to end up mutating into a horrible fly creature? Being Stockman is suffering.
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>>78072048
if they give splinter a reason to train them to be ninja it would be perfect it will un fuck up most of the shit that TMNT did
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>>78072049
Bebop and Rock actually look crazy accurate their comic counterparts, as well as Casey that I'm almost thrown off

Like, I'm so used to movie adaptations doing their own 'versions' of characters that when they actually get it completely on-point it's fucking weird
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>>78068295
So..yeah..this is gonna make avengers 1/transformers money.
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>>78068295
I want to fug Bebop
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>>78068295
This loos pretty good actually.
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>>78068417
Because mammalian features on mammals doesn't look as strange than when they're on reptiles.
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>>78072107
If only they'd gone further with the turtles. They still look better than the first film, but they could do with some additional work.
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>>78072195
they did not want to do that, if they completely changed them in the second movie it would make the fist movie turtles look like a mistake, they are going to keep redesigning them little by little until maybe movie 4 or 5 they will completely different, the best part about it for them is each time they change it they can resell the characters even if they are wearing the exact same clothing something even marvel has an issue with
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>Shredder without the Iron Man suit
>Baxter
>Bebop and Rocksteady looking amazingly cartoony and awesome

The only thing i don't like are the turtles designs, Casey looking a little too casual and Megan Fox. Other than that this movie looks like it could make us forget that mediocre movie from 2014 was even a thing, just for how Bebop looks i'm gonna see this flick.
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>>78068921
Is this like the equivalent of men in gorilla suits but in CGI form?
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>>78068295
As someone who hated the first movie... The trailer looks good. They seem to be adapting a lot of things from the cartoon, Casey Jones, the Turtle Van, Dimesion X, Bebop and Rocksteady and Baxter?(i'm assuming they made him black)
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>Ahoo, you all got jokes, huh?
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>>78072468
Baxter was always black, bro
He was white only in the 80's cartoon
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>>78072488
>Equips the shades before charging
That's the kind of character flare I like to see
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>>78071896
To be fair, the first movie's trailer did the same thing, and then it turned out the turtles were the best part of that movie (in every way except visually, anyway).
Certainly the most faithful to the source material, and actually kind of believable as characters (Again, in every way except visually)

Like this shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PAzGx1NGR8
I want to hate that scene, but I can't. It's just a good character moment, and I wish there were more like them.
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>>78068295
Not a fan of the new turtles design , I don't mind them being smaller and more vibrant as they are in this movie but I miss the visual character design they all had in the previous movie.
>>78068407
Many
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Why is Megan Fox trying to slut it up?
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>>78068295
If only there was a way to replace Run DMC with Vanilla Ice's Go Ninja Go, then it'd be pretty much perfect.
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>>78072522
You know what i miss?
Musicians making songs specifically for a movie, then having the music video being a montage of clips from the movie and the band playing the song. That doesn't happen anymore.
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>>78072517
Why does a beaver shit in the woods?
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Not gonna lie, I got hyped.
The first 20 seconds of the movie looked kinda stupid, like OOOO CITY DISASTER! WOW

but then that car chase, with the turtles fucking around. fucking beebop. hockey stick fights. shit just got fun.
I SINCERELY HOPE that they'll make it at least 80% fun; I can deal with 15% michael bay explosive city-toppling and 5% lewd megan fox, as long as the general tone is fun turtles, which it looks to be.
Would spend time watching/10
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>>78072554
>Musicians making songs specifically for a movie, then having the music video being a montage of clips from the movie and the band playing the song. That doesn't happen anymore.
>tfw Will Smith will never release a Suicide Squad single
It ain't fair man, those videos where my shit
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>>78072569
I know right? What happened to Tina Turner singing for Mad Max, or Seal making a beautiful song for a lousy Batman movie, or fucking Puff Daddy looking at Godzilla face to face?
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>Gary Anthony Williams as Bebop
>The voice of Uncle Ruckus as Bebop
Noice
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>>78072497
That's the only good scene of the movie.
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Kid me is freaking out, adult me is far less enthused.
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>>78068295
>tMNT will never get a porn parody
if chewbacca can be in one and have sex so can the turtles, just make it a scene of them fucking april and the other scenes are human on human
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>>78072585
I don't even know who I'd tolerate in current pop music making a shitty movie single. Katy Perry?
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>>78070964
And looks like fucking Bebop it's hilarious. Shit champion, but Sheamus is still fun to watch at times.
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i have 5 tabs of "It's Tricky" remixes open

i'd be mortified if anyone saw how hard i'm rocking out right now
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I think they will shoot pizzas out of the van at one point anyway. Like, it's bulletproof glass, so they think "you know what, if we cover it with something then they would not be able to see us"
Then mike is sitting g eating pizza, and he becomes a dramaqueen when he is forced to sacrifice his quadruple cheese pepperoni deluxe limited edition Pizza Hut pizza.
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Do people in america actually like this? Looks absolutely dogshit.
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>>78069133

We still haven't gotten an official trailer for that so.....
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>>78070061

would have been perfect
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>>78072162

I want to smack that huge fucking belly of his. Plant my face right into it.
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>>78072712

Oh there's no question it'll probably be dogshit. The first movie was a travesty of design and thrown together bullshit (like "fixing" Shredder, and now ignoring all that).

This is almost like a mini-reboot like ASM2 where the tone and costumes got better. But will probably still be a mess of a movie. But hey, Bebop and Rocksteady look great!
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>>78068295
No lie, I am uncomfortably hyped for Bebop and Rocksteady.
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I fucking loved this, looks fun as fuck
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>>78072712
Do people outside of america actually hate this? Looks absolutely radical.
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>>78070850

The IDW universe may be the best version of Turtles we've ever gotten. It's a fantastic blend of elements from Mirage, the old cartoon, etc. Damn near nails everything.
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>>78068407
Get a load of this youngling newfag.
>>
Run DMC is actually getting me hyped. I mean, a trailer that is actually using an upbeat song and not that "aaaaaaaaaHHHHHHHAAAAA!!!!" sound!
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>>78068295
> megan fox
> 2000s rap music
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>>78072915
That ain't rap. Get tricky fool
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>not replacing megan fox
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>>78072915
>2000s rap music
>2000s
Dude, come on man!
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>>78072915
>> 2000s rap music

There is not a facepalm image large enough for this.
Please stop posting.
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I kind of want Casey to be a really jarringly violent character.

Someone to add a new character dimension. Someone Splinter could critise for having a good intention, but being a wild dog. Reinforcing the importance of training and that, for all their jokes, the Turtles have trained hard to get the skills they possess. But I know they won't.

So he'll be sort of mean like Raph and sort of goofy like Mikey and be sort of a love interest too. Ending up as a needless mashup of all the other characters and just another human for April to interact with.
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>>78068982
Lower expectations.
>>
You know, there hasn't been any good henchmen/minions in films for a long while now. It's always been straight to the big bad.
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>TMNT 2 trailer is better in the not showing off the whole story than the Batman VS Superman and Civil war trailer
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>>78071508
Sheamus in a movie?
Yes please!
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>>78072776
>and now ignoring all that
Actually I think the handwave will be that the Ooze---sorry mutagen literally fixed him and now he's younger and doesn't need power armor to be a threat to them.
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>>78072722
80's April was hot
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>>78073006
If it's anything like the first one, it doesn't even have a story to ruin.
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Why isn't Casey black?
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>>78073035
You want to see Megan Fox getting BLACKED?
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>Tyler Perry as Baxter Stockman
>Uncle Ruckus as Bebop

I love the casting in this.
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>>78068295
>dat tricky remix
>dat tank
>dat cartoonish feel
>dat michael bay
>>
Ninja Rap was the best song in TMNT
Bring it back!
>>
WHERE IS THE TECHNODROME
I WANT THE TECHNODROME
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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>>78068295
i wanted to hate it...but this actualy looks pretty fun.
it looks miles beter then the first one
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>actually got hype as fuck at that last fight scene

holy shit
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>>78073137
I think the new director might have I say in that.
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>>78068295
Ok... I gotta admit, the trailer is pretty good.
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>>78068752
>Tyler Perry


I'm dying here. My fucking cousin has every Madea video released, so I have to call his dumbass to tell him.
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>>78069133
its because we just know it exist that about it.fox isnt pulling BvS or TFA level of marketing because F4
>>78069879
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I hope this time the rest of turtles get some decent amount of dialog and action beside just focusing on Raph
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>>78068491
The planet. Is in a jam...
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post yfw the Mousers make an appearance in the next trailer
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>mfw a Micheal Bay movie looks good
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>>78070397
SLOWMO
L
O
W
M
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pretty gud choice
>>78070061
yes
>>78069999
yeezus

>tfw we will probably get a trailer for trailer that will spoil the whole movie
fuck
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>>78068407
I don't think you understand how big a warthog is. Or how dangerous they are.
>>
What the hell guys? Why are you so hyped about? The last movie sucked soooo bad it was embarassing to watch. Why do you think this will be any different?
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>>78069538
You're a retard
It was the Splinter/Shredder fight
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>>78073330
The trailer actually makes the movie look fun.
Shredder isnt a transformer.
Bebop and Rocksteady look like fun
Arrow is Casey Jones

If anything this movie looks better than the 1st
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>>78072597
No, that was the Raph speech
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>>78073330
im not hyped but i got to admit that i looked pretty fun.if i settle for less i wont be so disapointed.
>>
Wait...are the turtles smaller than the previous movie? They were like 7 foot hulks in the halfshell...now Mikey looks like 5 foot 9 or so next to Casey, who I assume is the default male white hero height of 6 foot 1
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>>78073330
The first was bad but still colorful and fun.
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>>78070706

This hit a much better tone with me, I might actually see this.
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>>78073330
>crazy Baxter Stockman
>Casey motherfuckin' Jones
>Bebop and Rocksteady being what Bebop and Rocksteady should be, burly idiots beating down the turtles for the sheer fun of it
>Dimension X instead of generic evil businessmen plot
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Dudes
Dudes
What if
WHAT
IF
Since TV series became more and more like movies
Maybe...
MAYBE
Films will become more and more like...
Hold on
TV series !
>>
>>78073351
Rocksteady and Bebop. Rocksteady always gets top billing
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>>78073438
>Films will become more and more like...
>Hold on
>TV series !
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>
http://strawpoll.me/6227394
hype y/n?
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>>78068518
They are afraid of failing this city.
wink wink nudge nudge
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>>78073400
Mikey was the smallest among them in the last movie. From the scene where they raid the tower and he gives his goodbye he was just slightly taller than April I think. Also they alternate between crouching and standing straight a lot.
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>>78073330
>>78073436
This. They're appealing hard to nostalgia fags, and it's working.
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>>78071778
Those toys are surprisingly good.
My nephew got one and I was really surprised at the quality!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IzalRWsP54
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I'm so hyped right now. I'm gonna watch the shit out of these movie. I loved the first one and I will certainly watch this too.

You can say all the shit you want, but i'm gonna go buy all the tickets so I can be alone watching this at my local cinema.
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>>78073512
>I loved the first one and I will certainly watch this too
My tigga.

KNOCK KNOCK
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>>78073506
How long before he makes a cameo?
He can be our stan lee
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>>78073494
>They're appealing hard to nostalgia fags
Honestly it's more that the Turtles get better actual fight scenes like Shredder was supposed to provide if we have BB and RS providing constant antagonism instead of the Foot mooks who got kicked off screen swiftly in the last one.
Honestly any kind of excuse for meaty action outside of prolonged car-truck chase scene is welcome. Alopex, Slash, whatever works.
>>
too fucking old
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>>78073330
different director for the new movie
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>>78073530
at this point its just a matter of time
>>78073542
i dont find MF hot.shes has hot features but all mixed together it comes off as meh.

>want to the re-read Tmnt
>viewcomics is on break until they get the maintenance money
i can't be too mad at them
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>>78073542
dont care
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>>78072970
>>78072947
Oh, it's older? Sorry to have upset you with my ignorance on shit music.
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>>78073591
MF has a wooden face, average body and greasy hair without fullness. So, don't feel bad about it.
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>>78073616
you sure told me
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>>78073490
>Also they alternate between crouching and standing straight a lot.
Slav turtles?
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>>78073550
Oh, now I'm hyped. Who's the new director?
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>>78073591
You want me to mirror it for you? I've got the entire IDW run somewhere. I should probably storytime it one day
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>>78073645
I can't stop imagining Raph in a tracksuit squatting on the edge of a roof.
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>>78073411
>colorful: everything was either too dark or too bright
>fun: cringe dialog, cheap-ass action scenes

Senpaiília, por favor...
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>>78073661
The guy who did Earth To Echo
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>>78073542
Megan, you are not sexy anymore.
Deal with it!
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>>78073683
Bitch your hate has blinded you
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>>78073662
thats really nice of you but until i fully clean my laptop i rather stay aways from downloading files other than image/gif/webm
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A lot of people have positive reaction towards this trailer. Why? It will be like second G.I.Joe movie, they recast some characters, retconned some things (like Turtles' height), but it will be same retarded ass movie. Trailer looks stupid, it's same woob-woob fart fest for 13 year olds. I'd take Marvel's quips of Eisenberg's HMM BOYS any day.
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Now I want to see TMNT2 more than BvS or Civil War.
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>>78073695
Bitch, I know what I saw. It wasn't fun at all. Nor colorful. It was _shit_.
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>>78073737
YOU BOUT TO GET SHELL SHOCKED
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>>78073742
i still want to see BvS and CW more.damn Apocalypse where your hype at?
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>>78073675
It fits Raph, and maybe Mikey trying to copy him.

And then Leo and Donnie are looking at the two of them wondering why they keep saying BROTHER and drink vodka instead of eating pizzas
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>>78073748
>Shredder/Splinter Fight
>Turtle banter
>Megan Fox trying to act her heart out but fucking failing
>The Kid Turtle flashbacks
>Raph's speech

>not colorful
>not fun

It was bad but dude, come on
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Meh.

Still too much Megan a Fox and Transformers-style slow-mo and explosions, but it's... slightly more promising? I guess?

But hey, Run DMC.
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>>78073777
what do you mean "too much explosion" ?
>too much
>explosions
what are you ? 31 ? go read a book granpa !
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Well this is the 80s nostalgia movie that the original TMNT fans wanted.
Hopefully they enjoy their bebop and rocksteady krang fest
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>mfw

don't play with me man. The first one was shit but this looks tolerable, borderline decent
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Bebop & Rocksteady won't hold still in that plane scene. It's like they're 60 fps or something
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>>78073742
>September 11
subtle
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>>78073542
That should have been her default hairstyle and colour.
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>>78068295
>first movie comes out
>it's shit, everyone agrees its shit
>executives: "what do we do for the second movie?"
>"just add some fucking characters from the cartoons, the nostalgia fanboys will eat it up"

sometimes /co/ gets hyped too easily
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>>78072096
>Tyler Perry instead of Le Epic Science Man.
>Get ready for Madea Butterfly
I've never scene the 1 Tyler Perry movie where he plays a cop chasing a murderer. Is his acting any good? I only know him from Madea shit and Stereotypical Black Family Problems the Movie and its sequels.
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>>78068295
Looks like some fun ideas but HOLY SHIT that CGI looks awful... like "is this even finished" awful
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>>78073768
>Shredder/Splinter fight
Inside the sewers with constant quick cuts: dark and unclear
>Turtle banter
You mean how the writer thinks what teenagers sound nowadays?
>The flashbacks
"...and then I found in the sewers a book that teaches you how to be a ninja master in 5 easy steps and decided to teach the kids as well."
>Raphael's speech
I don't even remember that.

Not colorful
Not fun

The next thing your going to say is "but it's supposed to be silly, it's TMNT!" but the movie doesn't set that tone right: it looks serious, but acts silly.
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>>78073938
>The next thing your going to say is "but it's supposed to be silly, it's TMNT!"

Wow, already resorting to putting words into other people's mouths?

And I liked that it looked serious but acted silly. Just like the Mirage.
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>>78073938
>"...and then I found in the sewers a book that teaches you how to be a ninja master in 5 easy steps and decided to teach the kids as well."

How come everyone misses the fact that they fucking suck at being Ninjas and only get by with their animal/ooze strength?
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>>78073330
>What the hell guys? Why are you so hyped about? The last movie sucked soooo bad it was embarassing to watch. Why do you think this will be any different?

These are all the same type of posters that watched the first movies trailer with the elevator scene and told themselves "m-maybe it won't be so bad after all, r-r-right???"... "m-man, Megan got d-dat ass amirite? h-ha haaa" ... "C-Cowabunga...?"

Don't bother asking these fools who are blinded by nostalgia why they are excited for this. Transformers had 4 financially successful movies and all of them were absolute garbage.
All of these posters are pigs drooling over Bay's sloppy seconds in cesspools of their own making.
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>>78073962
Because Nartuo ,also know as Magical Fashion Flashback Sugoi.
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>>78073989
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jESFxVKtR0k
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>>78073893
I have no nostalgia for the 80s cartoon. I find the franchise as whole is now a slave to it, but I'm still hyped for this; just as they don't cut out large chunks of it and insert new re-shot material, like last time.
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I just wanted to remind you guys this is going to be a bad movie.
It might be a fun movie too, but there is a 100% chance it will be bad.
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>>78074087
Point?
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>>78068295
Oh no.
I liked it.
Oh no!
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>>78070645
I seem to recall the doc mucked with the ooze formula to make them stupid on purpose?
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>>78069201
Exactly, proper fur effects are costly.
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>>78068295
Baxter Stockman is Nutty Professor now
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>>78072049
>Dave Rapoza's Ninja Turtle paintings
FUCK I KNEW those designs seemed kinda familiar.
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>>78069962
It took in the same as Ant Man and had identical budgets. So it did okay.
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>>78068295
This trailer looks surprisingly funny and more self aware than the first one which i liked by the way.
Another movie to the list.
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>>78068659
It's a TRICKY feeling.
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>>78068295
I actually think this trailer looks good, this could be a better movie than the first one and seems to have all the qualities for it.
Nice touch to add Bebop and Rocksteady, and they indeed do look to be a viable threat in the movie.
Also I have to say I am totally on board with Steven Amell playing Casey Jones, the only complaint I have with Amell is that he didn't get a wig or grow his hair out like Casey's but that's more a small gripe
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>>78074200
I think they are going with a mixture of his comic and 80s cartoon personas, maybe a bit from the new Nick TMNT cartoon too.
He seems to be smart and capable, but has those awkward tendencies
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>>78069697
So you closed it when it starts to get good?
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>>78073616
Dude, it's from 1986, and you're a fag.
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>tfw want to hate this because of the first one but genuinely might be tempted to see it.
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https://youtu.be/l-O5IHVhWj0

I had no idea how glorious this video was!
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>>78072107
I know what you mean anon, it's a nice freshness when the character actually looks on point to their comic/cartoon counterpart
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This actually looked way better than the first one, going by trailer alone. I remember seeing the first one's trailer and immediately not liking it
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>>78069644
>Moving the goalposts
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>>78068295
I want to hate this, but that scene with the tank gets me every time.
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>>78074466
It is a new Director and I think a new writer, so there is a good chance it could be better than the first if that director took the criticisms of the first movie and used them to help shape the sequel
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>>78070821

Are we really doing this fucking thing again?
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they definitely improved the faces somehow but i cant put my finger on it. i guess they dont look like medical oddities anymore.
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>>78068637
It wasn't that it took itself too seriously (well it kinda did), it's just that it was kind of generic and had all the same shit you'd seen from previous Turtle movies already with a dash of Michael Bay with lots of obvious reshoots. This one looks to be going all out with all the popular known stuff of TMNT
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>>78069776
damn straight he is, and he is a big DC fan boy too
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>>78074502
>I think a new writer
Nope, it has the main two writers of the first one. The first one then had about 5-7 other writers pitch in.
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>>78074513
I see so the writing has the same team, but could have less clutter from other writers adding or removing things
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>>78069911
What the fuck? How does it look bad
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>>78074511
I think rehashing the origin was the biggest problem the first movie had. Don't get me wrong I still enjoy a good origin story, but with something like TMNT, Batman, Spider-Man they have been done to death and you are most likely better off just starting somewhere early but clearly after the origin and just kind of center on the characters
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>>78070837
If there's anything in these films that really just didn't need to be there, it's Megan Fox
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>>78074521
Yes, and the main team has credits with stuff with fun snappy dialogue, so main thinking is that they were responsible for the Turtles dynamics at least
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>>78072554
The problem is that unlike the 90's popular culture is drastically fragmented because of the internet. Back then Will Smith was arguably universally liked and known, nowadays it's impossible to find music, actors, or references that everyone both likes and is familiar with.
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>>78069105
>they didnt wear pants in the first one, why now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqW5upASa-8#t=57
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>>78074561
That does make sense, when the brothers interacted with each other it felt more natural than anything else. I would say the elevator scene and the pizza scene were some of the best parts of the original movie to showcase how the TMNT were family
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>>78070821
While I'm not happy about it, it kind of makes sense. In the late 80s and 90s teens were totally tubular and rad. Teens today are wannabe gangsters
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>>78074560
Megan hate is not even Reddit it's Facebook-tier
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>>78071305
She's a shitty actor in anything that isn't a boring romantic drama.
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>>78074550
This TMNT's origin sucked. I mean can you smell the Gynocentric bullshit? The turtles were April's pets and Splinter essentially told them that April is a spirit that must be worshipped hence the bowing scene. Ah Hollywood they can't stop spreading their propaganda about Pussy Worship. This is how indoctrination happens and you get legions of pussy begging simps IRL.
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>>78074588
Jesus, why did they fuck up Raph's design in this sequel?
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>>78073063
Oh boy you're right
It's literally impossible for me to find the turtles hot but Bebop and Rocksteady? Sign me up.
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>>78068511
I uh...yeah.. It scares me a little

>dat Casey Arrow
>dat bebop&rocksteady
>possible demension Z characters due to aliens

God I hope they do nutrinos. I'm even pretty chill with black TGRI guy. is that supposed to be stockman? he's pretty funny in the trailer though.

Although I still wish it could've been this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rvvYehoTN4
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>>78074649
I hope for no Krang, but yes to Utroms
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>>78074560
Can we just get a recast for April, this would be one time I probably wouldn't be angry with whoever they chose to replace her.
Should have gotten Emma Stone to play April
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>I liked the first one

The first one was alright, not as bad as people made it, but this was one looks pretty fucking good, so consider me hyped.
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>>78073962
Now you're just making shit up, but whatever.
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>>78074656
rumors are the Utroms are showing up, maybe not in this movie but probably in the 3rd, if it get's greenlit and that Krang will make an appearance in this movie
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>>78073897
He was good in Gone Girl.
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>>78074686
They do though.
The moment Shredder levels the playing field he kicks everyone's asses.
Splinter, The Turtles, everyone.
He even MENTIONS it by saying that they were poorly trained.

The only way that they even beat Shredder is by getting far away and throwing shit at him.
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>>78074701
>that Krang will make an appearance in this movie

fuck that
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>>78074701
Is that why Bendis said he wanted to play Krang?
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This looks fun.

It's just like anything else related to Michael Bay. Don't take it seriously and you'll probably have fun.
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>>78074510
I think they smoothed them out and made them look less like their actors.
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>>78073962
I dunno man, Bruce Lee says you only need to teach people one punch, one block, and one kick. sounds legit to me.
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>>78074737
That actually may be true, I don't know I barely follow Bendis
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>>78074730
Krang has been a staple since the 80s cartoon, and even more so now that they were one of the primary villains in the TMNT 2012, so it would make sense to want to market it to the cartoon fans, old and young since to them it's a staple character.
Sadly it takes away from certain comic villains and ideas if you personally ask me
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>>78072554
They literally had that for the last turtles movie http://youtu.be/BaACrT6Ydik although it depends on what your definition of musician is
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>>78074775
The best version was Utrom-Shredder
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>>78074744
I wouldn't worry too much about it, he's not big enough, figuratively and literally.
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>>78068883
How can one person literally be this clueless.

You do know you are supposed to be over 18 to post here correct?
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>>78074789
I actually didn't mind that twist, it was a good explanation for why Shredder would never die no matter what they did to him
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>>78069879
10/10 YAY
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>>78072915
>2000s rap music

Nigga, how do you not know Run DMC? They are one of the pioneers of hip hop.
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>>78074812
It also let them do that Return to New York bit while staying PG
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I don't know why but I love Bebop's attitude. Really like how he just fixes his fixes up his mowhawk, dons the shades before charging.
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>>78072915
Megan Fox is there for box office draw, get used to it. Also there is literally nothing wrong with Run DMC
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So in this universe, Splinter is a weaboo rat who learned Ninja from literal garbage then taught it to his sons to cure them of liking Gwen Stefani?
https://youtu.be/NmO6sBUSCWA#t=1m42s
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>Deadpool comes out the dame week as Zoolander 2, giving audiences a different choice for silly comedy and at a lower rating.
>TMNT2 comes out the week after X-Men: Apocalypse (which opens the same week as the Alice in Wonderland sequel) and looks fun enough that it could immediately wreck X-Men's US box office take.
Jesus, Fox. Can you fuckers not schedule shit?
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>>78074861
Yes, he was Hank Hill
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>>78074857
>Megan Fox
>box office draw
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>>78070560
>>78070490

again, clueless fucksticks. Holy shit.
>im to lazy to learn his name, so that means no one else wants me to say it either.
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>tfw you are the only one who does not mind MFox

>Megan Fox is there for box office draw
are you from 2007?
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>>78068295
It sounds weird, but this feels like what Transformers movies should be.

By no means great cinema, the original franchises weren't masterpieces, but actually getting down what was fun about the original ideas.
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I like the look of the turtles.

They look like the giant mutated reptiles they are.
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>>78072099
Hollaback girl
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>>78074869
I don't understand what's wrong with kids today but, yeah, the hard R is basically what killed the second Sin City movie too. pisses me right the fuck off.
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>baby Leo clutches onto Splinter's finger when he's tucking them in

Yeah the first one wasn't all bad
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>>78074876
She serves as the movie's T&A. Same as Transformers. Her purpose is attract horny teenagers & foreigners that are into plastic dolls.
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>>78074933
But she doesn't even have an ass, she's completely disgusting looking.
Look at how much wider her shoulders are than her hips too.
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>>78068295
>Bebop and Rocksteady
>Casey Jones

D-do I want to see this? They actually looked pretty good.

But it still has Megan Fox and the Turtles still look awful.
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>>78074933
Its 2015 bud, tits and ass dont have the draw they use too.
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>>78074963
did everybody evolve when I wasn't looking? what is this even.
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>>78068417
it's the weird avatar noses they gave the turtles.
they look like shit
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>>78074944
you know what i mean, nigger.

>>78074963
Justin Trudeau is that you?
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>>78074998
Internet porn exists now gramps.
Just putting in a "hot" chick and having her show cleavage isn't gonna draw anyone.
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>>78074649
>I'm even pretty chill with black TGRI guy. is that supposed to be stockman? he's pretty funny in the trailer though.
Mirage Stockman was black. Pretty much every Stockman but 87 has been black
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>>78075006
Bitch is fucking ugly.
She's only in because the director likes her.
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>>78075045
I thought that was the case but yeah, 87 is basically my only interaction with the turtles. Somebody did get me some IDW turtles in the /co/ gift thread. even if it was volume 3 when I had volume 1 and 2 on there as well. Prolly gonna read it out of order anyway.
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>>78071472
Yeah I was looking forward to Steranko being Rocksteady because Steranko was an actual rival of Shredder's, so maybe he'd plot a coup or do other bad guy stuff.

no he's just going to go da a lot.
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>>78075037
You'd be surprised.
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>>78074963

No, HER tits and ass don't.
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>>78075053
>Bitch is fucking ugly.
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>>78072915
>Being an old out of touch white guy
Or maybe you're young. How the fuck do you get the decade that song is from so wrong? Holy shit you seem like a dweeb.
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>>78075134
Fuck off already, you autistic piece of fucking dog shit. We get it. You don't fucking like her. Holy shit!
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>>78073616
You can’t really form an opinion on it if you don't know a goddamn thing about it.
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>>78073616
THEN DON'T POST!
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>>78068883
>mikeys bling and wacky black guy voice dont help.
He's being a beaner, not black. God, you're such a fucking racist.
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>>78072710
ffffffffffffffff that'd be amazing.
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>>78068623
Yeah, pretty much this
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>>78074899
Nnnno, no...no...no.
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>>78074861
Better being weeabs than wiggers
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This looks better than BvS
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>>78068511
Don't worry anon, I'm right there with you. It looks like they're actually focusing on the Turtles this time around and if we get a severe cutback on April and Vern screentime it could be a fun movie.

Bebop and Rocksteady look awesome and you can't go wrong with a little Casey Jones, either.
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Is it going to mainly follow the turtles or April again?
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>>78068407
Remember Lion King? Being Mister Pig and having weaponized farts.
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>>78070158
BABIEEEEEEEEEEEES

THEY'RE

BAAAAABIEEEEEEEEEEES
>>
Anyone know the Tricky remix?
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>>78069739
>Would you prefer a movie where the turtles sit around debating the finer points of Chaucer?
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>>78072557
because it doesnt know anything else?
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>>78069739
>Would you prefer a movie where the turtles sit around debating the finer points of Chaucer?

"What's wrong with the way this guy speaks? Did he get hit on the head or something?"
"No Mikey, he lived in England a long time ago. The language was very different the-"
"Hey Master Splinter, did you know this Chaucer guy back in the day?"
"...Ten flips. Now."
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I want to hate this but I can't stop smiling. My inner 5 year old is too strong.
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>>78076343
Yeah, I agree. I just love all those small moments of characterization all around the trailer.

Just look at Rocksteady at the end.
>I'M IN A TANK!!!!
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Fuck all of you who support this shit. Have you cowabunga pizza turtle fans not been catered to enough? Is it too much to ask that the tmnt be actual ninjas and do ninja stuff? Is it too much to ask for a more Mirage like tmnt?
Havent I waited long enough?
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>>78076562
Gtfo they are still Ninja
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>>78076562
Kill yourself
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>>78069909
>>78069910
>>78070017
>>78070834
>>78073185
>>78074814

I downloaded all the IDW TMNT comics. I'll get comfy and start reading. I won't find this thread by tomorrow (Almost 500 posts) but I from what people said, I'll enjoy it!!

>>78070677
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>>78068606
I actually had the original Pizza Shooter, the one that shot hard plastic discs, before they re-released it to shoot wimpy foam discs. They had warnings all over it to 'not aim at people or animals'.
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Why are they still making these movies, the first one was terrible.
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>>78076652
Here we go. Im glad you enjoy your pizza turtles. Im glad you were able to be a little kid and watch cartoons and buy toys if your shitty version of the tmnt. Yay for you.
Meanwhile, I was actually reading Mirage books and being disappointed.
Unless you've loved something and had to watch it take on multiple bastardized forms over 30 years... you can just shut the fuck up.
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>>78076786
Why don't you make me you fucking faggot?
>I-I read the original series
Whoopde fucking do you cry baby, so did I. If you don't like it you can just fuck right off.
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>>78068407
Someone doesn't know about boar spears.

See the little bar after the edge of the spear? That so the boar wont run up the length of the spear and gore you to death. You can literally stab them in the heart and they will intentionally impale themselves just to make sure you die too.
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>>78071947
>What movies have good CGI anyway?
IMO, a lot of The Lord of the Rings and Pirates of the Carribean's CGI was great for its time, and sill holds up to a degree, due to the amount of care put into it. These days, I don't see that completely CGI or Motion capture characters have advanced that much, except for a couple of examples, Like Dawn of the Planet of the Apes. A lot of it seems sloppy, including, unfortunately, the Hobbit movies, which was a huge letdown from what we had come to expect from that franchise.
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>>78076704
Theres a reading order to follow, The 1 shots and side storys are in between normal issues http://tmntentity Dot blogspot DOT co DOT uk/2013/02/the-idw-tmnt-continuity-timeline.html
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>>78076786
>bastardized
Problem is you have to remember one thing.
One simple thing.
Four walking, talking, overgrown, teenage, ninjutsu practicing turtles.
That started as not just a joke doodle but a parody thereon. I'm not saying they have to remain a joke before you fly off into more projection and ad hominem (as you I read and understand how the stories and writing despite or more so because of the characters took on some respectable weight) but the point is if you call yourself a Turtle fan of any margin but still can't take a joke of the Turtles at this point, you've missed the point for years and years and that's on no one but you.

Besides this one movie being made does not "bastardize" anything. I'll never understand why anyone thinks new material somehow corrupts or erases older things from existence. It is not going back in time to anyone's past and tearing up their fond memories and comics. Criticizing its flaws is fine, but going to arms over its very existence as some sort of personal affront against you is just absurd behavior.
Haven't you waited long enough? No, because there's no obligated waiting list here. Why you ever even assumed that is beyond me.
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>>78076949

I've opened that and numbered each one properly according to that guide.
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>>78076858
>I-I read the original series too
>m-make me faggot

Wow, someone didnt get enough hugs or some shit. See, I dont have to make you do anything, since you illustrate your fucking stupidity fine enough yourself.

Clearly, you are a pizza turtles fan first and foremost. No amount of reading will change that.
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>>78076982
Alright anon. You do you.
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>>78076786
Shut up CylonsKlingonsDaleksOhMy you're a faggot.
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>>78077187
What is the Technodrome thinking about this?
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>>78074656
>Krang
>Ultroms
I haven't paid much attention to Ninja Turtles. How many of their villains have the names of Avengers villains with one or two letters changed?
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>watching the original movie
>raph coming home adter losing his fight
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>>78076562
>>78076786
>>78076982
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>>78068295
Is that fucking Tyler Perry

what the fuck
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>>78076562
>>78076786

>Is it too much to ask that the tmnt be actual ninjas and do ninja stuff?
Are you not reading IDW?
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>>78077255
>How many of their villains have the names of Avengers villains with one or two letters changed?
You do realize the whole initial setup is a parody of daredevil, right? The canister of ooze bounced off of Murdock's face instead of shattering
>Splinter vs Stick
>Foot vs Hand
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>>78077439
Ohhhhhh luurrrrrrd child
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>>78077255
You do know that the original creators were comic fanboys right? The turtles' origin is a nod to Daredevil's origin.
>dropped down a sewer because of a car crash
>same crash dropped Ooze onto them
>Foot ninjas reference The Hand
>Master Splinter/Stick
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>>78077502
>>78077741
not really what he asked
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>>78077502
The whole reason they're teenage mutants is because everyone was reading x-men at the time, too.

"Man every comic is about teenagers, mutants, or ninjas."

"So we should do that."

"pfft and make them turtles."
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>>78077928
dont forget about daredevil chemical accident and the hand
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>>78068407
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LwAJWSF8QU
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