Gromit lad, looks like it's time for another /co/ Secret Santa thread eh?
I have just the thing, with just a press of a button on my latest invention the Xmas-Thread-O-Matic we will have a thread up before you can say Wensleydale.
Deck the halls.
Grab some cocoa.
Get comfy.
Enjoy storytimes,
contests, and trivia.
Post your wishlist.
Gift another /co/mrade.
Enjoy the best time of the year.
List of ungifted wishlists and instructions: http://pastebin.com/2R25RyGY
So share your list, join in some holiday story times and above all else be Merry.
Please only post your list once per thread, no begging, and keep it friendly. Remember to say thanks and maybe post a pic if you get lucky.
Previous thread: >>77949697
Winding down on the Christmas contest. Finish up those stories soon, or just let me know if you need a little more time. Closing at 2:00 eastern/30 minutes from now.
How cold does it get in your neck of the woods, /co/? Around here, winter can dip down to -60C/-76F, but that'll hopefully be avoided this year.
On a side note, reposting my list: 3H7IYBFP34A8A
Wallace and Gromit!
>>77978404
Where I grew up it gets regularly down into the single digits in late December and January, but I just moved out closer to the coast and I think so far it's only gotten below freezing like twice overnight. A lot milder out here and it's disconcerting to be able to walk around outside and have it be in the mid-50s in December.
>>77978392
Other anon who posted in the last thread here, I just emailed you so I'm all set
Okay, I finally got an address to go with my wish list. Haven't been gifted yet, so if anyone just wants to get me whatever from my list, it's cool. 297MIGOM4JLT0
So, /co/, tell me, what's your favorite part about Christmas?
>>77978305
>Wallace and Grommet image
Aw yiss
>>77978495
It's a holiday during the comfiest season of the year, people are generally nicer, winter dishes are great.
If you're talking about christmas day in particular, it's gotta be the christmas dinner.
2CPU26IWTP7FE co.uk
>>77978404
>-60C
fuck me rigid with a motorised cactus strapped to the back of a burning train. Where the fuck do you live? How the fuck do you even cope? Over here -5 is considered extreme.
>>77978495
The music. Seeing my family again. (we're scattered all over the country right now)
>>77978956
>Where the fuck do you live?
Central Alberta, Canada. There's nothing between us and the North Pole, and we're far from any large bodies of water which could moderate our temperature.
>How the fuck do you even cope?
We wait for our +45C/+113F summers, and try not to go outside if it's below -30. Aside from wearing more layers and being careful while breathing (cold air in lungs hurts like you wouldn't believe; cold air freezing the moisture in your nose, moreso), life goes on.
in case the guy that updates the pastebin is here, this is my list 35T26B7C04STN
>>77978404
below 0 but fucking Pitt still doesn't cancel classes
>>77978495
working. I am in college and my family does most of our stuff christmas eve/christmas morning, so I trade days with people at work (the airport) to work christmas day. I get time and a half, and they get to spend the day with their kids/family
I'm going to assume all the entries are in. I've put them all online here: https://sites.google.com/site/cosecretsantastories/home
All the stories are linked on the left-hand side. Give them a read and share your thoughts to help me decided a winner!
>>77979127
>below 0 but fucking Pitt still doesn't cancel classes
I hear ya man, I lived in Morgantown for six years and only saw them cancel classes twice, and that was when we got literally two feet of snow dumped overnight. PRT system broke down , buses out of service, ice on the sidewalks and below freezing temperatures? Fuck you, you still have to show up to take your final!
>>77978495It's the presents.
>>77978392
>closing a contest at 2:00
Oh bummer.
>>77979306
I mean, if you're almost done, I'll put it up when you complete it.
>>77979345
Nah, I was gonna write it today since I had classes and a funeral last week. Not a big deal. I'll probably still write it and just post it whenever I'm done with it.
Thanks SDU! This was just delivered a few minutes ago.
Merry Christmas!
>>77979501
DAMMIT.
>>77979521
That's a really great looking cover. I know pretty much nothing about Ghost Rider except for the first movie.
>>77979521
>>77979602
I have that trade, it's fucking great and I wish Tradd Moore stayed on the book, or that the very least that Felipe Smith took over both art and writing duties right after he left. The guy they brought in after the first six issues just had a really weird style that cut a lot of people's interest in following it and sales took a huge hit.
Merry Christmas to all of /co/
here's my wishlist
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>>77978715
Yeah when making a thread I try to keep the threads image varied, last year was a bit of a Big two tug of war.
>>77979167
>Dad had now come over with a trio of hot chocolates, having got the tree up about five minutes prior. As per usual, the mix was deliciously thick and he'd even added a dash of orange to it, before topping it with marshmallows, whipped cream and cinnamon.
>Orange
>In hot chocolate
I'm intrigued. Is that a thing? Goddamn some hot chocolate sounds good right now.
>>77979697
It'd not just the covers. The interiors for the first arc are all rad.
>>77979797
Yeah that's what I meant, Moore did the interior art as well.
>>77979521
Exactly what I got last year from a kind anonwho I'd like to return the favor to but as of yet I'm still the only .de user, that Moore art is something else. Perfect portrayal of speed in comic form, very vivid lines and has a animatic feel.
>>77979786
Chocolate and orange is a pretty common holiday flavor combination.
Citrus fruits in winter used to be something reserved if you were SUPER rich, before it became easier to ship produce across the country and grow it in hothouses. Nowadays, fundraisers or gifts involving fruit baskets are still common out of tradition even if you can just get oranges at the supermarket at any time of the year.
>>77979893
Isn't that page not by Moore?
>>77979979
Yeah that's the artist who took over after Moore left. Tradd Moore has a very exaggerated sort of graffiti style, but he has a very good grasp on how to draw the eye across a page and allow that art to read well at a glance. Daimon Scott didn't really have that second part down.
>>77979786
Have you ever had a chocolate orange? We always get one as a stocking stuffer and it's probably my favorite thing in there.
>>77979167
>"Mr. Jameson this is not really the best ti-"
>"Of course it is, Parker, this is the only time! You're always begging me to put you on more assignments because you need the money. You want money? I want pictures, pictures of that Superman float they have down there! Now don't screw this up, the parade starts in half an hour."
Is there a joke I'm missing or is that supposed to say Spider-Man?
While I've had chocolate oranges, as well as other chocolate covered fruit, I've never heard of oranges with hot chocolate.
>>77980087
DC Comics characters exist in fiction in the Marvel universe. They make Batman jokes on occasion.
>>77980064
Yes. They're wonderful. I've just never heard of orange in hot chocolate before, but it sounds delightful. I might have to try it soon though.
>>77980128
I know, but I thought maybe whoever wrote it meant to write Spider-Man but wrote Superman instead.I've done it myself a couple of times.
>>77979979
I had my doubts about it when that turned up on google images after looking up Tradd Moore + Ghost Rider.
>>77980022
Guess he tried to emulate him for that page because what I read after Moore left was kinda so-so artwise.
>>77980325
Reading this issue with /co/ was the best.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doEwWzMz99A
>>77980390
All I want is Titmouse to do a Ghost Rider animated series.
We can cross 24AT7CA6USAVY off the ungifted list.
I'm going to storytime Klaus #1
>>77980945
Because I liked it.
Merry Xmas Boobies, it's that time again time for another Riddler Xmas Prize Puzzle Penis Pentration Extravaganza (ignore those capital letters kids, seriously those were a joke). Speaking of time what do you think of my new portrait it's got quite a festive name. Fitting don't you think?
Puzzle Link - https://mega.nz/#!1hIigSLJ!Hoya0ZSq6Ixmb6jexOh7CdNh3WzTAhZKKKLiuosZk1M
Tool Link - Tools - https://d.maxfile.ro/jhijghmcsn.zip
As always you can reach me at[email protected]
Ans since I haven't posted it in awhile FKVFTCKNPLCE
>>77980438
Wouldn't mind a Titmouse animated series of Luther Strode either.
reposting after a few threads 3FLGMBZ27RDH4
>>77980106
chocolate and oranges? dunno how I feel about that. too things I very much enjoy but i'm not sure about together
C A N T E R B U R Y
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Anyone else been enjoying the English weather? Did a miserable 13k run in the rain and then ate some oaty biscuits from Tesco. Going to go check some lists from some UK Anons.
Also Koppaberg apple spice is shite; don't waste your money on it.
Sitting down and watching cartoons with some milk and cookies. This time of the year is exactly when this is most exceptable
>>77981362
Never heard of this artist before but he really impressed me.
>>77981411
Easily the best page of the issue, I wish more comics had coloring like this.Any recs?
>>77981451
Sure, he had the wood, but where did he get the paints and the mechanics to make windups?
>>77981469
Brendan McCarthy.
>>77981469
x-statix is more cartoony but it has a lot of similar neon moments
>>77981485
Anon, are you questioning Santa?
>>77981485
From the guy that pumps the batmobile's tires.
>>77981605
It is currently December, do you not want any presents?
>>77981673
So, Alfred?
If no one had next I got a fun little storytime with murder most foul, and Bananagrams
>>77981713
Yes, Alfred secretly does everything in every Grant Morrison story.
>>77981751
No, but I imagine he pumps the Batmobile's tires.
>>77981713
Alfred doesn't do such brutish work, what the fuck's wrong with you?
>>77981760
I'm pretty sure the Batmobile doesn't need to have it's tires pumped.
>>77981847
Yeah, Batman probably does that; Alfred's to busy being a pimp.
Still hoping that one day there will be a comic on all the Butlers and Servants that Capes have,
>>77979751
Italy anon, if you're on, I have a trade offer for you
>>77978404
I need to move further north, because here in southern New England, it doesn't really start getting cold until like, the end of December. And we're lucky to see snow before January.
That is, snow more than half an inch. Sure we might get a few flurries in mid-December, but it's a rare occurrence to get anything big before Christmas.
>tfw you haven't had a "white christmas" in over 10 years
As for temperatures, it rarely goes below 15 degrees. Even in January/February, it's in the high 30s / low 40s during the day, and into the low 20s at night. We have pretty mild summers, and pretty mild winters.
>>77981738
Who is this John Allison and why have I never read anything of his? Loving this so far.
>tfw live in South Texas
>coldest it ever gets is 40~F
We've had snow once in recorded history here back on '04. It was like 6 inches and melted by noon. But it was there Christmas morning and was some of the most fun I've ever had.
>>77982098
Oh man.
Oh fucking man.
Get to Scary Go Round. You have over ten years of webcomics to catch up on.
>>77982098
He does those webcomics Scary Go Round and Bad Machinery. He also has a comic that's published by Boom! called Giant Days that's been fantastic
>>77982138
Same. In the last 7-8 years, all the snow has started to come in February. There's no way it will get cold enough by christmas
>>77982138
This is the picture I share whenever people are all "What's Texas winter like?"
>>77981411
Yeah the art alone is enough to keep me interested in this book, and Morrison is my favorite, so that's saying something.
>>77982183
Varg?
Well usually I get a nice snowing where I'm at (when I was in college we had a once in a lifetime snowfall that basically blocked us all in), but out in the PNW it's strange how warm it is here.
>>77982138
I grew up in West Virginia and my brother moved down to southern Alabama for a job a couple years ago. Sure enough, the first year he was down there they got snow and an ice storm that threw the state into basically a state of emergency for two days because they didn't have snowplows or salt for the roads. Pretty funny for us who are used to regularly getting feet of snow, salting driveways, and keeping a snow shovel in the trunk of your car just in case.
Winters up in the mountains aren't usually terribly cold, but they are pretty damn wet.
>>77982234
I think I mentioned this to you once, but I have family down in Lubbock and it's pretty funny to hear them talk about the weather
>yeah so we had a foot of snow overnight
>and then it melted by noon and now it's 60 degrees outside
>oh now we have a hailstorm
sorry posting is taking so long something is up with my internet
>>77982359
Here in the middle we get less of the really cold and crazy shit because no altitude, but the ice reliably shuts everything down at least a few times a year, because no one wants to drive on elevated ramps with ice. Wait, no, some idiots always do, and then they get stranded and the news is all "DON'T DO THIS, MMMKAY?"
>>77979167
writer of that one here.
I don't know if they're a thing in the US, but Terry's Chocolate Oranges are the absolute bomb, moreover, making a hot chocolate with them is utterly heavenly.
I tried to convey the idea of chocolate+orange in case the chocolate orange wasn't a thing but I didn't realise that the combination itself might not be familiar with US readers.
>>77982553
They are a seasonal thing available in the US (and I usually get one in my stocking), but I don't think they're quite as prevalent as in the UK.
Now I want one, fuuuuck.
>>77981114
damn. 13K run in the weather we've been having. that sounds hellish.
and duly noted, anon.
>>77982611
Amazon has you covered: http://amzn.com/B001LN4IZS
Fixed the internet, highimpact sexual storytiming is now.
>>77982586
Well Anon, you've got me addicted to John Allison, and particularly Scary Go Round. Thank you.
>>77982671
Oh, I can get them in the store around here, I'll just have to go looking and now I want one RIGHT NOW but I'm not going out today.
>Expected to arrive after Christmas
;__;
>>77982644
Yeah, kinda wish Waitrose was open so I can get some Aspalls or go back to tesco to pick up some Vodka, but I want to wait till I get back home so I can buy a litre of Southern Comfort for £20 to share between my friends.
Just finished Prophet, I'm now chillin and playing some Bloodborne.
>>77982733
Anything for you anon. Also seriously check out Giant Days. I think their might be a christmas issue of that too that I'll storytime later
>>77982183
This comic is really cute, thanks for running it
Also, Celtic Frost is an odd metal band. Have their cover of "Mexican Radio", happy fun thread:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIrI50wSAYs
>>77982837
>metal cover of Mexican Radio
Now I have to give this a listen
>>77982543
>Mutton is tougher than lamb, dearie
Is mutton aged sheep?
Because if so then damn that is a zinger.
Good morning /co/
>>77982948
Morning!
Where the fuck do you live Anon?
Or is it like when I worked at McDonalds to work a nightshift?
>>77982890
Yeah, wicked burn.
>>77982586
man, I'm liking this so far. The art is simple but amazingly cute and the characters so far are pretty nice.
>>77982611
seek one out, or at least find some of the packs of individual segments, then get yourself some hot chocolate mix.
go home, finely grate approximately two to three whole segments (5-6 mini segments) and put a generous helping of the chocolate mix in. Don't bother with water at all, just put whole milk in the mix and either mix it in a milk frother or over a hob and enjoy. add a little mint if you want to get adventurous.
you're welcome.
>>77983110
It's so great one of my favorite comfy comics
>>77978495
>So, /co/, tell me, what's your favorite part about Christmas?
Movies. I just love a good holiday movie. Makes me feel good.
>>77978956
>temps range between -76 to 113 degrees
Fuck that.
>>77981266
>>77981411
This art is glorious.
Oh and there is a Giant Days chirstmas issue about a pre-christmas ball. Want me to storytime that next?
>>77983189
Yes Yes a thousand times yes.
Please & Thank you anon
>>77978305
I'm not the only that's looking for IT am I?You know damn well what that "IT" is
>>77982713
>murdered by riverdance
oh those Irish, with their dances or murder.
>>77983226A dragon dildo?
>>77983226
Anon what can I say I"m at aloss
I'd like to reserve a storytime slot for this evening. I've got a very special story to post.
Klaus was a good read. I wish they had started it earlier so they would be finishing it now and we could get a storytime of the whole thing.
>>77983225
Alright, I got to download it again
Bananagrams!
Hope you guys liked it.
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>>77983305
Funnily enough today is also St. Nicholas' feast day.
Go out and gift some anonsand punch a heretic in the facein his honor.
>>77983323
I don't know why but those last 3 panels really cracked me up
Anyone else wanna go or should I start Giant Days?
Are they ever gonna make another Prep and Landing special?
>>77983407
Go for it. I'll hold off on mine until afterwards.
>>77983359
NGL, I would read Energy Crow.
This reminds me I need to do some kind of shopping for the nieces, except they already have enough things that they'd probably just be happy to play more Scribblenauts Unmasked with the person who will 1) put up with them for hours 2) can spell and type
>>77983377
>3DDPVIBGCRYHJ
Consider yourself gifted. Thanks so much for introducing me to John Allison anon. Have a very Merry Christmas
>>77983450
Alright then!
>>77983474
Merry Christmas too you too!
>>77983461
How old are they? Lumberjanes is a pretty fun comic for girls, but it might be a bit above their level.
>>77983226
>>77983265
That can be arranged, if you give me a sec I'll fire up photoshop.
>>77983521
7 and 4, and I'm holding off on a lot of physical editions because they're really hard on books right now. They have several DC Super Pets books and the Encyclopedia, even though I was tempted to keep that for myself.
Also, appropriately, one is totally into Batman and the other into 'Supa-man'. The bedrooms may variously become the Batcave or the Fortress of Solitude.
>>77983461
>>77983521
http://www.amazon.com/Supergirl-Cosmic-Adventures-8th-Grade/dp/1401225063
>>77983521
I smiled when I saw one of the girls at work was reading the first Lumberjanes trade.
>>77983586
Definitely recommend this for nieces. Especially the 7-year old.
>>77983586
Whew, they're reprinting it next year because right now
>11 Used from $36.70
D: D: D:
Wishlist: 3S2NG5HSGTMEL .co.uk
Has anyone storytimed Lobo yet?
>>77983621
I got one of the girls I work withs kids some IDW TMNT trades for his birthday. He's 8, he wrote me a thank you letter
>>77983680
Most of the kids at work read the fuck out of Tintin, Amulet, Drama, Smile and a few others. Bone is pretty popular as well. It's nice to see kids enjoy comics.
Some are slowly transitioning into Marvel and DC but less so due to how expensive they can be.
>>77983377
thanks so much for that. I thoroughly enjoyed it and I would read the shit out of a series of that cute kid solving grisly murders.
And that's it for the John Allison extravaganza!
>>77983749
>It's nice to see kids enjoy comics.
A lot of my sixth graders are into superheroes, but not many of them read actual western comics. I mostly catch kids with copies of manga series instead.
>>77983812
And also since everyone's talking about what to get kids, a kids rec list I made a while back
>>77979167
I hope this gets included in the OP of the next thread.
>>77983812
I'm going to my LCS in the morning to get as many issues of Giant Days as I possibly can. Thanks again anon
postin that list
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To make it easy, all I really want are Asterios Polyp or Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots. Will be looking for others to gift in the meantime!
>>77983816
Doesn't surprise me. Manga is probably more accessible for kids. You know exactly where to start, and the price is probably a little better than the average DC/Marvel trade, though I guess that might depend on issue.
Could I gift someone with art? How to do this?
>>77983887
Asterios Polyp is awesome
>>77983823
This got me looking through my saved guides and I got this. It's probably been posted but I'll put it back on
>>77983823
nice
>>77983874
I wanna say there are eight or nine out now.There's one where Daisy does drugs!
>>77983917
I also made that one too.
>>77983887
>that pic
I wanna try some Christmas Colonel.
>>77983910
You could take requests and post it.
>>77983899
There's also a lot more of it on the shelves at the library in the school.
>>77983816
Mangas are much easier for them to get. The library at my job only carries a small handful of Marvel books (paperback masterpieces that are shredded to shit), no DC, but plenty of Scholastic and manga like Detective Conan. One third grader did walk in with the original Secret Wars trade last week. Made me realize I still need that myself.
>>77984057
Poor kid. Secret Wars 2 is where it's at.
>>77984057
It is really hard. At my old job my boss let me buy a pretty substantial amount of comics for the library. Both manga and comics had their problems: Manga is easy to select top series, but you're basically on the hook for a ton of volumes for most series. Comics can be harder to pick out, but you can get really great standalones.
>>77983692
gad damn Daisy is attractive.
>>77984149It ends up she decides she doesn't like boys or girls
>>77983226
>>77983265
It is done, spoilered for those that haven't seen The Wrong Trousers.
>>77984084
Indeed.
>>77984111
Plus you have to make sure it's okay for kids to read, all that bullshit. I grew up with Maximum Carnage but I know we could never have that story in the library at work. So when I talk comics with the kids I try to just talk characters, not too many stories because the ones I read some parents might not want their kids to read.
Happy Holidaysssss, ssssinnerssss.
>>77984230
Whoaaa...
You're late!
>>77984256
Hey, freeing onessself from the cubesss/extra-dimensional prissson/ssspace/wherever the hell I am thisss Prog iss a lenghty processss.
>>77983046
Japan. I am in a race with Australian posters to get to Christmas first.
>>77984209
it's perfect. I love you right now.
>>77984209
Someone requested that of me the other day and I said I might.I guess I will
>>77984183
that's fine. it's just I really had to mention that she looks great, not waifufagging or anything, but I appreciate a good looking individual, no matter the medium.
>>77984393
I'm partial to Esther myself, but I make horrible life choices so.
So we're officially on the evening of Sunday, December 6. You know what that means, right?
Hanukkah has started. Let's celebrate with a Hanukkah storytime!And weep for the loss of GL:TAS. It still hurts.
Anyone finish reading those stories or was the only noteworthy thing the orange hot chocolate?
>>77984535
I read them, at least. I have an idea which one is my winner, but I was going to see if anyone else had comments or thoughts.
I really loved all of them. They were basically everything I wanted from the contest.
>>77984535
I gave them a look over and they're all surprisingly well-written.
>>77984555
I'm glad you were pleasantly surprised by all of it.
>>77984378
Requested you make a loss or watch The Wrong Trousers? If the latter then you definitely should, as well as A Close Shave, Curse of the Were Rabbit and A Matter of Loaf and Death.
Oh and A Grand Day out too since that's the earliest W&G short, Wrong Trousers and A Close Shave are both brilliant though.http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1szu1a_wallace-and-gromit-in-the-wrong-trousers_shortfilmshttp://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1szqb9_wallace-and-gromit-in-a-close-shave_shortfilmshttp://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1szkqg_wallace-and-gromit-in-a-matter-of-loaf-and-death_shortfilmshttp://www.dailymotion.com/video/x21nm62_wallace-and-gromit-in-a-grand-day-out_fun
Happy viewing!
>>77984577
>Mk'abee
>Mt'athias
They aren't even TRYING to be subtle.
>>77984661
>>77984599
>J'dah
OH COME ON
Oh dear, interrupted your storytime. Sorry about that Tajador!
>>77984677
>>77984661
The bluntness is what makes it so great.
>>77984678
No worries, friend, we're all comfy here.
>>77984641
It was the former. I've personally seen all the Wallace & Gromit stuff I believe, but good looks on the links!
>>77984702
Reminds me of the brilliant Legionaire: Jo-Nah
Reminder that Hal is Jewish on his mom's side.
Happy Hanukkah, /co/!
>>77984763
>Reminder that Hal is Jewish on his mom's side.
That reminds me - Christmas is also the time for Independence Day
>>77984230
We missed you, Judge Death!
What's the punishment for being late?
>>77984230
Oh shit JD, merry chrimbo
>>77978305
Reposting.
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UK!
Merry Christmas anons
>>77983377
Thanks, friend. I greatly enjoyed that one.
>>77983534
Esther how does your joke work, is it some obscure British pun
>>77985017
Brother is a sewing machine company
Pastebins are updated, we're at 79 gifted, still sitting at a 48% gifted rate but that's because of the new lists that have been added.
I'm still set to stream Star Wars Holiday specail tomorrow (12PM and 6PM PST), I think I've decided on using vaughnlive.tv I'm signing up right now, anyone have any warning or concerns of that site?
>>77979127
I update once I get off work, just got them all done though.
So how goes the puzzle my Kringle PIs?
>>77985160
Never even heard of it before.
I'd like it if we get a better gifting rate going, but right now I'm out of money until I get my next paycheck this Friday.
>>77985213
Mmmm kringle pie......
Christmas Tree at LCS.
>>77985242
The SW holiday special is one of the worst christmas related made for tv things ever done, and it was all done by Lucas. There's a 20 minuet section with all wookies and no subtitles, you just have to guess what they're trying to convey.
And I've got a link for the train wreck http://vaughnlive.tv/elusive
I posted yesterday, the pastebin says I need an address so I've updated it. If whoever is running the pastebin could update that, that be great. Thanks
C7ZN7GKHIZWX .ca
Has anyone done some judge dredd christmas storytimes?
If not, I might when I get home.
>>77985325
No, I meant I'd never heard of that video streaming site. You can bet I've heard of the Star Wars holiday special.
>>77985346
No one as of yet.
>>77985366
Ahh well. It was easy enough to sign up, I did laugh a bit my streaming software still had a playlist of 1960's Dr. Who saved from the last time I tried streaming shows.
>>77985325
The best part is it looks like the whole thing is filmed in some 70s sitcom house that they barely tried to make it look Star Warsy.
>>77985285
Very fitting for a LCS.
>>77985405
alright, I'll have to re-download them, I should be home at about 10 central, 4:24 pacific
>>77984497
Why do you have to remind me Anon?
Still those last few talk-back threads were great.
>>77984763
Please don't remind me. He should have been raised Jewish them since we usually follow the mother's religion when it comes to Judaism. At least that was my Grandmother's excuse for forcing it on me when I was younger.
I should draw some Jews this week. /co/, give me Jews to draw!
>>77984230
Death has finally come for all of us! Hey, Death!
>>77985285
>perler bead ornaments
I love it. I want 2 of it.
>>77985420
Three's Company and Four's Cell Block 1138?
>>77985511
>I should draw some Jews this week. /co/, give me Jews to draw!
Hal Jordan.
>>77985511
>/co/, give me Jews to draw!
Magneto and The Thing doing something heartwarming together.
>>77985511
The main character of Brooklyn Dreams
>>77985555
>The Thing
>>77985528
Why do you hate me?
>>77985555
I already got something in mind.
>>77985563
?
>>77985658
If not Hal, you can go with my second choice:Bendis.
>>77985658
I think his mother was jewish.
But it's basically like DeMatteis' Dropsie Ave.
>>77985511
Doc Samson
Nite-Owl
Ragman
Songbird
Wiccan
The Monolith
Arthur from The Tick
>>77985511
Wait - DEX DOGTECTIVE
>>77985511
Moon Knight. sort of.
>>77985511
and apparently this happened.
The team is made of Menorah Man, Yarmulke Youth, Matzah Woman, Driedel Maidel, Magen David, Minyan Man, and Shabbas Queen
Threadly Joyeux Noel from 3P5RFH9G03V0J (.ca)!
>>77984497
And Chag Sameach, apparently!
>>77985867
They should fight Manna Man
>>77985867
IN BRIGHTEST DAY
Well, whoever wanted this, you got it.
>>77985975
Nothing I do tonight will top this.
>>77985975
Goddammit Scribs, the OTP thread is that way.
>>77985975
Someday I want to assemble a coffee table book full of these edits.
>>77985975
I IL
II I_
>>77986049
I hope you call it "Gain."
>>77985975
Crap, just noticed I left a little smudgen on the 2nd panel, so I fixed that.
>>77986094
While fantastic, also a little dissappointed you didn't take the obvious Wally/Linda.
>>77986132
I mean, I can do more.I can do a lot more.
>>77985975
oh man. it happened. Thanks so much scribs
>>77986148
So many possibilities. So little time. Didn't Superman beat a pregnant Lois to death in Injustice?
>>77986094
The tears really bring it all together
So, I took stock of all the presents I've got family this year (buying in advance may sound lame, but it saves SO much hassle) and I'm pretty much good. Going on a "two presents per person" rule (and discounting the fact that I have to give people table presents) I need to get my brother's fiancee one more thing (and a few table presents) and I should be okay.
>>77981462
Man, this mini is going to be so much fun for somebody to marathon next year.
Too soon?
>>77986612
Now it's a party!
>>77984722
Why does Hal wear his mask in space?
>>77986686
Tradition
>>77986612
It was a fine fridge.
>>77986612
I LOLED
Also, last night of this Storytime of Pain, but we'll be late
I think I broke my elbow last night
I'm in so much goddamn pain
gifted an anon the Deluxe Sex Criminals last night on my phone
have no idea is sorrry
I might have a drinkingn problem
>>77986873
Ah, shit, yeah injuries to joints like that hurt like a bitch. Have you gone to the ER or gotten it x-rayed? It's better to something like that immobilized and checked out before you make it worse.
>I might have a drinking problem
Seriously, anon, go talk to a professional. We can cheer you up here, but not much else.
>>77986912
No I just woke up at 3 pm and an't move my left arm without wincing
any comics about recovery? I've read a few books but I'm not the type to ask for help or go to a professional
>>77983968
Fun fact: In Japan, KFC gives you chicken and chocolate cake on the holidays because that's what they think Americans eat for Christmas.
>>77986971
>but I'm not the type to ask for help or go to a professional
Take it from someone who went through some shitty episodes of depression and anxiety, sometimes you really need to admit that you can't fix your problems on your own and get some help.
>>77987020
Bless their hearts.
>>77986612
you cheeky bastard
>>77986578
Saved a bit of money so I can send my Mum on a trip to see her birth country and friends.
For my siblings I got them TMNT Lego key rings matching their personalities (plus respective gifts), I gave myself the best turtle of courseDonatello
My Dad I don't know what to get, I don't want it to always be a bottle of Jack Daniel's:
Any Ideas Anons?
>>77985555
Game night.
>>77987188
Oh, and I guess this too
36N04QFZXGDAK
(Plus my favorite holiday drawing)
>>77987186
get him scotch
Glenlivet 12 or Lagavulin 12 depending on your price range
he'll love you more
>tfw my last name is Raphael and I've never gotten any TMNT merchandise
>>77987228
My dad's a scotch drinker too, and he really enjoys Glenlivet.
>>77982740
I don't know what Sugar Horse is, but I want some.
>>77983377
My mum bought Bananagrams off Amazon. Specifically, she bought a crappy Chinese bootleg Bananagrams; a few tiles were grubby and it said "BANANGRAMS" on the cloth banana.
>>77983816
I'm getting my future niece-in-law Li'l Gotham volume 1, a Batman & Superman doodling book and something called "Vern & Lettuce". I'm considering getting some Tiny Titans as well, just because I got her a couple of TT trades last year (and one for her birthday).
>>77987188
Amazing, as usual.
>>77985555
Human Torch accidently setting Christmas trees on fire and Crystal having to put them out
or Rocket hitting on a reindeer
or Young Justice Kon/Tim being cute and fesetive
or Black Canary/Songbird/Dazzler going Christmas caroling
or Carol getting a Christmas vibrator from Jessica
>>77987276
Got my nephew Superman Family Adventures last year...didn't like it.
So - Lego set!
>>77986132
Alright, that's enough of that.
>>77987379
Oh it's too perfect.
I'm sad now.
>>77987379
How do you feel about Commissioner Gordon and Barbara Gordon?
>>77987476is that a request?
>>77986971
I was the same way, and going to a professional with my problems legitimately saved my life. If you're nervous, we can talk you through everything and support you.
>>77987529Yes, please
>>77987276
I've never played Bananagrams
>>77985511
Kittydoing pretty much anything. Tfw Bendis has the same waifu as you
Next week'ss Prog isss the 2000AD Christmasss ssspecial for this year. To celebrate, methinksss I'll possst a jolly X-Masss classic.The lossss editsss are hilariousss. Death isss the bessst punchline.
Ssspoiler for anyone who doesssn't want to hear me bitch:I've also had an extremely difficult year. My dad passed away in June very unexpectedly and in a rather bad way. I'm thankful for threads like these where I can be reminded that not everything sucks ass and even a Christmas without your dad is a Christmas where people care. Thanks lovelies.
Now back to the good ssstuff.
>>77987708
Alssso, annual reminder that Walter the Wobot warmsss even my dead heart.
>>77987754
Read through the first few completes....Walter is awesome.
>>77987754
>>77987785
He really isss. Ssshame I never had one on Deadworld. Kind of an adorable HK-47.
>>77987708
Thanks for the story-time Jeath! What prsents are you getting your fellow judges?My condolences Anon.
I met my biological father this year and it was a huge letdown, but I'm glad I have my real Dad in my life
>>77987864
;~; Ssso preciousss. He isss innocent.
First time joining into the /co/ secret santa. Please show me how, senpai~~~
here's my wishlist: 35B4QTUJJGYR3
Merry Christmas /co/
My list: 3W120D9EI4D4V
>>77988165
I got Mad Max: Fury Road for Judge Fire, updated Judge Mortiss' Gambit collection, and bought a large collection of Ssstar Warsss audio dramasss for Judge Fear months ago.Thanks. I lost my Grandpa exactly a year ago next week, but that didn't hit nearly as hard for a variety of reasons. He wasn't a terrible person or anything, but we weren't as close as we could/should have been. I'm sorry to hear about that, there's nothing worse than an anti-climax. Glad you and your dad are good, though. My boyfriend is adopted as well and his real parents are awesome. I hear his biological parents are druggy deadbeat scum though, so I'm glad I don't ever have to meet them. Cheers!
>>77987910 (You)
And there we are! I don't have a wish lissst ssset up yet, so I'll have one readied by next ssstorytime. May your holiday be as merry as Walter isss. Perpetually.
>>77988165
Welcome to /co/, one of the highest proportions of gay guys and women on 4chan.
>>77987877
wasss meant for
>>77988196
I ought to perhapsss ssslow down on the Christmasss cheer.
>>77987708Condolences, it's always a treat to have you with us in these threads. I'll go hug my dad now, well not now it's 2:30am and he's fast asleep.
>>77988165
SCANDAL!But seriously sucks about your dad I wish you the best moving forward. I made an effort earlier this year to talk more with my dad who I never see on account of him being a truck driver and being divorced from my mom. We were never close and I wanted us to be. Something went down with his phone and I havent been in contact with him for months, he could be dead out there and I wouldnt know about it. He really wasnt tech savvy, didnt even have an email address. I hope he at least wrote my number down somewhere.
If nobody has a spot reserved, I'd like to storytime some more Christmas Dredd!
>tfw there is basically only ONE /co/ related thing you want this year but you can't find it.
I have all the others and I'm missing this one to complete the connecting covers set. It gets worseI'm an amyfag
>>77988442
A personal favorite of mine with a creepy premise and fantastic Carlos Ezquerra art, it's The Night of the Rad-Beast!
>>77988638
There's a point where you need to stop and he clearly passed it decades ago.
>>77988442
>>77988617
Thisss one I actually haven't read. I usually corner the market on Chrissstmasss ssstories about my hated nemesisss, so thanksss for taking the load off!
PSsss: Here'ss my wishlist: 1IT1G4KXCJJGN
>>77988674
Something wicked this way comes!
>>77988701
>>77988694
My pleasu--uh, my pleassssure, Sssssidney!
>>77988617
>>77988674
PPSsss: That opening ssspread and lassst panel are absolute nightmare fuel.
>>77988755
>>77988737
Ho ho hoLY SHIT!
>>77988840
Merry Christmas, /co/! And remember, stay outta the rad-pits!
Also, here's my wishy-washy wishie-list, just in case: LGDK6IM7M4VP
>>77988875
From then on in Mega-City One, the creature wasss remembered fondly. Every time someone would commemorate hisss memory, they would sssay of him"That was one Rad Beast."
Requesting a picture of Carlosss from The Magic Ssschool Busss in my helmet.
>>77989196
Wonder Woman andNecks
>>77989196
>That Joker
Damn it scribs I'm trying not to die of laughter!
>>77989196
lovely, thanks
>>77989375
Lol, well none of the scribblenauts people have necks, so that's kind of impossible.
>>77985511
Close enough, right?
>>77987578
It's like Scrabble, only not.
>>77987708This is the first Christmas where I don't have to get anything for my grandparents. I'm sorry for your loss.
>>77989427
>She's already taken them
Won't anyone do something?
>>77987708I'm sorry for you loss sir
>>77989196
Why is Gordan so angry looking?
>>77989492
Would someone please think of the children!
2Q5PR8AA70O0P is getting some holiday cheer(s) heading his way so you can cross him off the list, and I saw my numbers are off the list too as I did this, so thanks a bunch guys!
>>77989589
People deal with traumatic events differently.
>>77989589
>Why is Gordan so angry looking?
he thought his daughter would be safe in this new childish universe he moved to. He didnt count on a 4chan user being god
Reposting (didn't see mine in the pastebin)
FG4WB8YDR4ZE
>>77989450Very sorry to hear. It's been a very rough year.
>>77989589Thank you also.
Do we have time for one more woeful tale of cheer before the thread closesss and the next one opensss?
>>77989797
Quite a few posts to go.
>>77989797
177/300
>>77989681
You've just been gifted!
>>77989759
>>77989450Lost my Grandma this year, tough saying good bye, but glad I got to know her
So I've gone ahead and selected the winner for the Christmas story contest. It was challenging. I loved all of them. The X-Men Christmas story killed me with the "A great big shiny adamantium Christmas tree!" line. The Spidey story felt like it would be a legitimate Spidey comic. I had never heard of Herbie Popnecker, so it was really great to learn about him. And the rhyming of the Batman story was so well done.
But man... Something about the Inside Out story just hit me. It really elicited a cozy Christmas feeling and captured the spirit of the season so well. So congratulations, 1CKYUN103CTGE! You have a gift heading your way!
Thanks to everyone for participating. I'll probably setup my next Christmas challenge in the next day or too. Get those musical talents ready.
2NL1ZMORXIOZ3 has been gifted!
>>77989979
>I had never heard of Herbie Popnecker
This just confirms that my Christmas Day storytime of the whole series is necessary
>>77989979
Shit yeah, I've been practicing for this.And I know you like Mannheim Steamroller and fully plan on exploiting that
HO HO HO! I couldn't hold off any longer. Gifting is just too damn fun.
Another anon needs to check his list, 3F7IQ8Q27XI4D has no address.
But here's 4 people who have some sick presents coming their way.
3Q0EIU519WFU3
3U43F7DZ95EB6
TVW7WISDYXRS
36N04QFZXGDAK
Don't peek now.
>>77979501
>>77979521
Mad! I'm glad you enjoy it.
I know one Donald Duck Christmas story has been posted but I don't remember anyone doing Christmas for Shacktown yet so here it is.
>>77990259
SDU, can I ask what kind of job you have?
>>77989979
>I had never heard of Herbie Popnecker
You want I should bop you with this here lollipop?
2Q5PR8AA70O0P has been gifted!
>>77990372
I know, I'm so casual. The Wiki page made it sound so fantastic, too.
>>77990372
Hahah.
You know I had to fit that into the story Santaseid.
>>77990405
It's amazing.
And now the main story.
>>77990405
It's DECADES ahead of its time. Herbie's Alan Moore's favorite comic character even!
>>77990421
You're good people Dave.
>>77990514
Goddamn, I even fit in that bit where Herbie's dad LOOKED EXACTLY like Herbie.
That issue that revealed that is my all time favorite.
>>77990546
Do you have a download link for a collection? I'm not finding much.
>>77990646
It's free to download online last I checked.
It's called Herbie The Fat Fury if you're having trouble.
>>77990670
There it is. Thanks! Definitely going to give it a read.
Anyone call dibs on the next story time?
>>77990725
23 issues of fantasticness
Do I have any friends left?
>>77990792
You're a madman.
I was so close too
>>77990341I've been unemployed since I left school 5 years ago. Everything I'm spending is just dole money that I saved specifically for this thread. I legitimately have never had an interview even though the only thing I do is apply for jobs. The Australian government hates people like me, we have to go to one of those job centres where they're mean't to help out with finding a job, I have to apply for 20 jobs a month, and at some point I'll have to work for the dole. I cant find a job and they just don't bother helping me find one. I absolutely hate this. Sorry for the long spiel
>>77989979
>Get those musical talents ready.
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-
>>77990259
But, but I want to! I'll try not, but I promise nothing. Thank you, whatever it might be.
>>77990259
SDU, you're such a fuckin prince.
>>77990986
Let's coordinate a duet POFG
>>77990919
I feel the same way, bro. I recently graduated from college and after my summer internship I can't find a job that I actually want to take. It's all "management training" sales pyramid schemes and stuff that I get offers from but I didn't go to school to learn a skill or be in a legitimate fieldmy major was was communicationsand I don't know where to look. My only skills are I'm good at talking to people, I'm personable and reasonably intelligent but I don't want to spend my life selling insurance.
>>77990919
Oh wow, I'm sorry to hear that. That's really rough. I wish I could do something to help.
>>77990919
Shit, that sucks. Don't have any family to help you out?
Thank you to the Donald Ducksssinner for giving thessse good people ssstoriess while old Death doesss something he'sss been meaning to do for yearssss.
I'm organizing a folder on my laptop here consisssting exclusssively of Judge Dredd Christmas Thrillsss.
Ugh, this new job is REALLY trying to suck out all of my merriment, and NOT in the good way.
So how is everyone else?
>>77991018
Hey don't fret love, I majored in communication as well and you just have to think outside of the box, I currently work for a marketing firm and am leaving that to become a news photographer, so you just gotta think outside the box!
>>77991018
I recommend jobs at libraries. You might have to deal with crazies, but it's good work and you do good things.
>>77991101
That's it by the way. I'm gonna watch Miracle on 34th street now.
>>77991010
Those fucking eyebrows, man. Great work.
>>77991018
>communications major
>My only skills are I'm good at talking to people
Literally sales.
That or HR.
Maybe get a job working for the city.
If you have any English skills, you can easily get a job at a marketing firm. My last Marketing prof told us that a lot of firms are hiring English Majors and just training them how to market goods because it's easier than teaching Marketers how to write and speak English at acceptable levels.
>>77991018
>my major was communications
Ah that's where you fucked up.
>I'm personable and reasonably intelligent but I don't want to spend my life selling insurance.
There is nothing wrong with working a 9-to-5 job to pay the bills that you aren't passionate about, as long as it doesn't make you hate yourself. Alternatively, work at it until you can strike out for something you're really passionate about.
Maybe try contacting the place where you worked your internship and see if they're hiring or have any recommendations about where to look. Some colleges also offer networks for alumni to get in contact with other people from the college who might get you an in for a job.
>>77991078
I teach middle school in the public school system. Just be thankful you aren't me.
I hope you guys realize you are wonderful people for doing this kind of thing every year.
RMK87KHIRNFS
>>77978305
and still my stocking remains empty...
24AT7CA6USAVY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s96drQkfpPI
>>77991018
The biggest problem always comes down to knowing what you want to do in life, It might be one of the worst questions you get asked leaving highschool. And everyone expects you to have an answer. But you just have to keep trying things until somethings catches your interest.
>>77991021
Don't worry about it. I'll get there at some point.
>>77991061
Don't worry mate, my mum might be the best mother on the face of the planet.
>>77990792
Well I don't hate you. I just hate your reindeer games.
>>77990919
Sucks being unable to find work. Knew someone like that for a long time. They were miserable. And I knew someone else who felt they were living the life that way. I don't know him anymore.
>>77991013
Well, if you enjoy losing because I suck and sound like a husky girl, sure. But, for shits and giggles, I might sing the one Hanukkah song I know if I grow a decent set before deadline.
>>77991078
Alive. I think. This might all just be a dream and I'm still asleep at the computer.
>>77991178
>"Taught" art in an middle school after school program
NEVER AGAIN!
>>77991147
>Ah that's where you fucked up.
Yeah yeah, I originally wanted to apply to the school of business but that was going to add a whole other year onto my college career, which was already too long. I did get a business minor though.
>>77991141
>Marketing firms
That's kind of what I've been trying to do but I think I'm just looking at the wrong companies. I wanted to get into advertising but so far every job interview I've had has been either street teams soliciting door to door or the aforementioned high-powered sales jobs. I have a lot of actual sales experience but nothing has really clicked with these companies.
>>77991108
>>77991098
Thank you for your suggestions, I think I will just have to persevere until I find the right fit.
Oh here we go, a ssssorrowful converssation about philosssophy and life and all kindsss of woe.
Why not jussst die? It worked for me, plusss then you come come ssstay at my place. We'll only torment your ssssoul a little. Promissse.
>>77990792
I still love youam I barred from future puzzles?
>>77991396
Although "die" sssseems a bit harsh. What I really mean isss "let me kill you".
Come on, it'll be great. We've got Twissster!
>>77991178
Oh wow, that does sound rough.
>>77991325
That would be terrible for me.
>>77987188
Also, I know it's cheap to bump my own drawing, but I had to because of this stupidity.
Oh dreidal dreidal dreidal, I made you out of clay.
Oh dreidal dreidal dreidal, my dreidal I shall play.
Oh dreidal dreidal dreidal, made with a metal ball.
Oh dreidal dreidal dreidal, so I can tell it where to fall.
Well if feelings are positive, then how about a fabulous no prize edition of Christmas Cryptoquiz?
As per usual, these will be much easier puzzles and are just for the fun of it...the only reward is...I dunno, Christmas spirit?
>Zing!
OA PNMI IVSNITA HUWW ACNH, QOYCVI SCIUAYJOA, U OJ O LUIT. ADVSUQUSOWWP, O DVBXMUB. OB VJLOIIOAAUBX OSSUTVBY OY LUIYC, QNI HCUSC U TN BNY LWOJV JP JNYCVI. U DIVQVI YN LWOJV SNBXIVAA.
Can we read this?
>>77990020
Thanks, dude!
>>77991738
Please. Hellboy is another thing I'm embarrassed to say I've never touched (beyond the movie). And I was a religion major focusing on mythology in college, so it's basically right up my alley.
>>77991786
You read the Devilers?
Pretty entertaining B-level romp
>>77991786
>And I was a religion major focusing on mythology in college
Boy, you're really pigeonholing yourself for future employment possibilities aren't you?
>>77991831
That's why I went into library science.
>>77991786
>And I was a religion major focusing on mythology in college, so it's basically right up my alley
MY RELIGIOUS STUDIES BROTHER
Granted, I only minored in it though. My emphasis was largely in Judeo-Christian tradition and history though because that's what the department at my university focused on.
>>77991018
First mistake was going to college. College is for nerds.
I should probably sleep, reposting my wishlist before I head off. Good night fellow merry makers!
20SQMNGX7PEYP .de
>Be Canadafag
>Check all the .ca Wishlists
>One's a Québécois
>One's addicted to Kamen Rider
>One's a grill weeaboo
Only 3 people actually have /co/-related shit on their wishlist, so I guess I have to play the deciding game.
>>77991710I got it
>>77991786
That is a cool major
>>77991937I'm a colossal ouiaboo but I'm not quebecois
>>77991786
I've read the first trade myself and love the first movie. I regret not reading it more but I've lost all my scans of everything. Hellboy, BRPD, Abs Sapian, Lobster Johnson, everything. I just don't have it in me to hunt it all down. I'd like to get the Library Editions one day (they're somewhere on my stupid fucking long list) or a complete set of trades because their uniform look is great.
>>77991912
I vaguely focused on Asian religions, but we were without a professor in that area one year so a lot of it was independent study and hodgepodges of other things. Would do it again in a heartbeat, but also glad I didn't go for the master's/Ph.D. Got the fun of scholarship in undergrad, but then was also able to parlay that into a professional career.
>>77991939Tell me.
>>77992037As your records will show, Father Christmas, I am a bird. Specifically, a penguin. An embarrassing accident at birth, for which I do not blame my mother. I prefer to blame Congress.
>>77991937
wat? Looks like all but one of the canadian lists is /co/ relevant
>>77992001
Thanks guys! Can't wit for next thread, gonna go hard on it!
>>77992144
Thanks for the Hellboy!
>>77991937
Hey, nothing wrong with Rider fans.
Well, no, that's not true because /krg/ is a terrible clusterfuck. But otherwise.
>>77991937
>one's addicted to Kamen Rider
No shame in that, son!
>>77992012
Sounds like fun! I actually majored in Biology, but had a lot of fun with a few entry-level courses I took that I decided to pursue it as a major. It was a lot of writing, but I learned a lot and had some fun discussions with it. Got to take a course on Apocalyptic literature even, although about the only time I can put that to use is in Hypercrisis threads.
>>77992088
Thanks. I haven't seen that since I was a kid.
>>77992288
As bad as /krg/ is, I have it on good authority that other forums and boards are worse.
And /krg/ fucking hates /co/ for some reason. I'm glad we can at least have the occasional toku thread over here.
>>77992324
I did my undergraduate honors thesis on apocalyptic literature, looking for analogue texts in Eastern religions and doing comparisons to some Western apocalypses. Shit was so fun, even though that knowledge has never come in handy ever.
>>77992435
Sounds neat. I didn't do Asian religions and scriptures apart from one 100-level course, unfortunately. They just didn't offer a whole lot in the program that wasn't based around Christian history and Bible exegesis (this program was absurdly tiny, I think they graduated like four people the year I finished my undergrad).
>>77992088
Scribs is on a roll.
AWA, AWA. UCOZWME KX "INMQO," AW RSUZWO "INMRO." CKR ZAMZ'O AQHKSKQO! ZKEMV'O IKHWEUMCO IKQNE NWMSC XSKH ZAUO IMSE.
>>77991982Andrea?
>>77992116
The Kamen Rider one is out, the weeaboo with Mad Max, amiibo and manga is out and one doesn't have an address.
>>77992288
>>77992324
IMHO, if you're going to participate in /co/ secret santa, at least have a comic book or something /co/ related.
>>77992617Single coded ones are too easy
>>77992673no_
>>77990259
T-Thanks, sempai! You noticed me!
>>77993432
>>77993432
>>77993432
New thread.
>>77992617HEH, HEH. INSTEAD OF "CLAUS," HE WRITES "CLAWS." NOW THAT'S HUMOROUS! TODAY'S COMEDIANS COULD LEARN FROM THIS CARD.
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