Squirrel Girl General
Andrew Dobson edition
Oh boy, my two favorite things together!
>>77909444
/co/ always has the shittiest gets.
Why we can't have a thread about nice things?
I've tried to start some positive discussion on /co/, but it was barely bumped, or discussed.
Yet, every time someone flamebaits /co/ there are 300+ replies. Why? Why we can't have nice things?
>>77909444
dobson?
DOBSON!
DOBSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!
>>77909444But chipmunks are not squirrels.
>>77909503
There's a secret santa thread opened right now and it is pretty nice. I think you misunderstand that this thread is also positive in the sense that everyone comes together to rag on dobson and squirrel girl, you saying you don't want people to get along?
Chip and Dale aren't squirrels.
>>77909444
>>77909444
>Worst Squirrel Girl
WHY!?!?!?
Is the OP pic by Dobson? It looks better than the comic we actually got
>>77909594
I say we should finally show some class, and be above such crap.
>mfw dobson
Ho Ho Ho, mofos and homos. I hear you like Squirrels? I have a few images for you! Blessed Quwanza.
Lets start with my first exposure to this series
I once saw this cover in a comic book store and actually was stunned with internal laughter. I couldn't stop staring at it for like, 5 minutes, it was so delightfully awful.
I sure as fuck didn't buy it though.
And here is the cover from the other Squirrel Girl number One.
What a substantial leap in quality! What do you all think of these character designs?
>>77909744
Satan Santa, pls no
>>77909832
I'm not sorry, Anon.
>>77909884
I have to share the pain so I am not alone in feeling it.
>>77909444
One more to the series "Anyone can draw Erica's SG better than Erica"
>>77909914
All around me are worn out places, worn out faces, bright and early for the daily races. Going nowhere. Going nowhere.
Smile!
>>77909977
>>77909444
>cancer general
Nigga stop the board is shitty enough as it is
>>77909987
I SAID SMILE YOU FUCKING MONGOLOID GODDAMN IT ERICA CANT YOU DO ANYTHING RIGHT?!
These faces are hilarious.
And now, three shitty drawings of Wonder Woman and one on model drawing of the least sexy woman Frank Miller has ever drawn.
>>77910065
>top left
Man! That's fucking manly!
>>77909668
Yes
And now something cute.
Just keep her away from Kamala.
>>77910121
Am I kawaii?
>>77910121
>anime-maker tier animation
>cute
No.
I think the way those faces melt and fall apart reflects the possible deteriorating mental health of the artist.
>>77910214
>This post = bugs.
>my feelings = the guy
>>77909444
this is actually pretty okay by Dobson standards
also although it is a Erica Henderson piece I'll admit I actually really like this cover for USG #3
>>77910166
Kamala's art would make her bearable.
>>77910166
How dare you even suggest such a possibility.
>>77910166
She got Wolverine, Spider-Man in team ups.
Deadpool is next in her team up bingo I think.
...chipmunks aren't squirrels.
God damn it Dobson.
>>77909783
>>77909826
>>77909884
Is there a single face in this entire comic that doesn't look retarded/FAS?
>>77910166
Why would you bring this up?
>>77909783
Requesting an edit where she's dreaming about getting double-teamed by Cap and Thor.
>>77910299
>marring Spider-Man
>not marring Speedball
>>77910577
Do you have a pic of that handy?
>>77910369
Kamala, right?
>>77910319
What happens next?i'm in the same situation as that guy and i don't know what to do
>>77910495
You tell me.
>>77910729
That would involve actually reading the comic though
>>77910729
>>77910764
Face looks like she just sharted
>>77910729
>>77910729
Oh wow it's half decent.
You sure that wasn't a shop to make the style more palatable?
>>77909914
That fucking alt text gimmick is so minor league.
>>77910777
Aww sweet. I wanna read that team up
>>77909444
Squirrel girl getting dped by chip and dale when? or at least a parody of this pic with her giving them blow jobs
>>77910746
Terrifying, isn't it?
I think the Win O'Thread could help, if you're mad enough.
>>77910764
>getting a plug from another Marvel writer
They can't be that hard up for positive quotes, the entire SJWsphere loves this garbage.
>>77910319
Kamala's art would make
But the world we live in is cruel and EH would draw Kamala and some snotty fuck would write. Probably Max Landis.
>>77910895
>Kamala's art would make
anything good
I can't write good things out, apparently.
It is my curse, I only bring suffering and squirrels.
How would you fix Henderson's art?
>>77910895
>Max Landis
Eww
Why do they reserve all the cute artists for Kamala?
Somebody pass one to fucking Squirrel Girl.
>>77910948
Forced sterilization.
>>77909444
I just realized, why the fuck is Dobson known by two names?
>>77910813
Why are her lips so ... lumpy? Lips don't look like that, unless she's been taking collagen injections or whatever they're called
>>77911096
She deserves them.
>>77910777
>so soon
Eight months isn't exactly a short time frame
Where did Dobbeh go after he quit DA and his Patreon was a joke?
>>77911096
Shit artist to go along with a shit writer
>>77911252
She's been busy with avenger stuff during the time skip, keeping her constantly exhausted. She got blindsided by the fact everyone knew but her.
>>77910166
I saw Dobson drawing Kamala with Darkwing Duck on my tweet machine. Not pleased desu
>>77910729
HER LEG
>>77911289
damn that a good pic
Erica Henderson's Kamala
>>77911252
Issue with the time skip. You could tell the author just wanted it to be a month or two but everyone was forced to jump 8 months.
>>77911499
Kamala? More like Koala.
Lookit that nose.
>>77911499
Is Henderson incapable of drawing someone without a hare lip?
Marco Rudy to wash her out,
>>77911499
What is this shit
Why would someone do this
Why would you draw this, and say "Yes, this is acceptable"
>>77910895
Max Landis writing Kamala would happen over Gwendolyn Willow Wilson's dead body.
That was Erica drawing Kamala for fun.
This is Jake Wyatt drawing her for fun.
This is like the third Squirrel girl thread that's evolved into a Kamala thread?
Is complaining about SG a code just to post Kamala in secret?
>>77912156
We've come to such a consensus that Erica Henderson's art is so shit that we can't bring ourselves to continue complaining.
These threads focus too much on how awful the art is in SG, and not on how fucking terrible Ryan North is at writing comic books
>>77909650
There are "only nice things allowed" threads every few months.
Those threads are the most cloying tripe known to humanity.
I hate both kinds of threads, but feigned pleasantries are worse.
>>77912288
That would involve actually reading the comics
>>77909444
Dobson drew this? Besides the shading and his choice of characters this is actually at the very least good. THIS piece of shit was posted right before it. Maybe because of the simple pose and the already incredibly simple and shit character design it's easier for him. I don't understand.
>>77912343
Why does it look like a Youtube video at 240p
>>77912354
Surprised he didn't make her whiter
>>77912354
Why is Aladdin wearing a Kamala costume?
>>77912343
Wrong pic
>>77912408
>>77912426
Is that supposed to be Carol
>>77912370
Low quality preview page
>>77912426
Yeah. She switched to a black costume for a bit.
>>77910713
What, a girl who turned you down is upset that you moved on? Her problem, man, not yours.Seriously, details?
>>77912426
>those letters on the table
>>77912426
>Nermal's choice
Alphona's sight gags are always fun.
>>77912426
>feelin fine on the typewriter
I got that reference!
>>77910319
What are those blue monsters?
>>77914327
Loki's Lightning Golems, they decided to stay after he left.
>>77914426
Storyteller Loki?
>>77914426
>Wanting to stay in New Jersey
huh
>>77914457
Marvel Jersey is insanely better to stay in than Marvel NYC.
>>77911289
>Dobson
>>77909444
It looks like they're humping her face
>>77914554
>wahh I let you walk all over me, why won't you fuck me
>calls others fuckboys
>calls others fuckboys with a Y
post squirrel girl inflation
>>77914554
What does fuckboy even mean any more? It's like fedoras, I'm not sure who it's supposed to refer to since it seems two sides use it to refer to their opposites
>>77909444
The artist is SOBAD it's like I want to wait... I thought Henderson draws Squirtatoble Potatogirl.
Almost makes me want to take the scans and remove all her lines with "Moron" text from the Dialectizer (and a lot of Derrrrrp! where she's obviously shouting something.
>>77911724
Is that Wanda?
>>77914669
it means 'enemy tribesman'
>>77914747
Yes.
>>77914669
It's originally prison speak for a guy who takes it up the butt willingly to get by.
>>77909914
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And whiwe I was beatigg him up, I wibehatid some of his doohickeys, duuhhhh, in case of DJUST SUCH an ebentuawity.
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Howd on, dehe's a twick t' gettigg dem attachid to youw wwist...
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...awmost got it...
Wike I was sayigg,
SQWIWWEW GIWW'S GOT WEB SHOOTEWS NOW, DJEWKS! Doihh, COOW!! Doihh, COOW!
>Fudd and Moron in Dialectizer.
and I feel stupider for retyping that garbage dialogue.
>>77910764
wtf she looks retarded
>>77912156
Kamala brings joy to even miserable fucks like myself.
>>77909444
Do not want!
>>77910833
Dan Slott wrote all the GLX specials and put her in an episode of Fantastic Four. Odds are that anyone who liked Squirrel Girl prior to Unbeatable liked her because of something he wrote.
![captain-marvel[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/pjCnrgj.jpg "captain-marvel[1].jpg")
When will Cho give us his Squirrel Girl?
>>77909444
Every time Squirrel Girl is drawn decently, it makes me sad that they don't to that consistently.
>>77912426
>D.B Cooper
>>77915700
She truly is the best
>>77914669
Femiwhite girl version of the term "fuccboi", which, in niggaspeak, is equivalent to calling your boy a "faggot" or a "puss nigga"
>>77912426
Notice Carol's hand on Kamal's back.
>>77909617
>>77910450
Squirrel Girl could have an epic rivalry with Chipmunk Lady. It'd be like an Irish/Scottish thing: Saying they're basically just the same will get you stabbed in the junk.
>>77918518
When do we get Kamala Khan animated MCU movies?
![howard4b[marked].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/moYYFik.jpg "howard4b[marked].jpg")
>>77911006
Who are those marked by four purple circles/oblongs in pic related?
>squirrel duck
kek
>>77918666
Not soon enough.
>>77918525
>>77914669
Prisonslang for the weak dude who got raped and passed by everyone.
I still can't get over how hypocrite is that feminists of all persons use that term so much.
>>77913294
Those magazines are beautiful.
>>77918991
it became black slang for bad boyfriend material and white girls love borrowing black slang
>>77919043
>Dropkick Enthusiast will never be a real magazine
>>77910813
Not mad at that ass, though.
Just sayin'.
>>77910065
I've said it before and I'll say it again, the top left one looks like Star Platinum.
Reminder that there's a black chick in SG who's so ugly someone actually asked the artist if she was supposed to be trans
>>77911289
>Attractive female characters existing
>Sexist
>>77909668
needs more white sauceplease?
>>77919791
Plain white sauce?
>>77920187
what other kind is there, that is warm and good for a mutant girls skin?
QUESTION. Which is worse. Dobson's sg or Hendersons?
>>77909564
>>77909617
...but they're horny as fuck, indescriminate, and have no pants.
>>77909668
I wish I could hate you so much right now. But I can't
>>77910948
By hiring Ghiru to do all the faces..
>>77911634
Looking at her previous designs, some of them have minimal harelips, but you're more likely to see frank miller draw non whores than her draw non harelips.
>>77920345
but plain white sauce will make your gums go grey!
>>77920449
I do not care
>>77910777
Did Kamala lose her large nose? I liked her large nose.
>>77909617
Chipmunks are 'ground squirrels' and they are a part of Sciuridae, so yes. Technically they are squirrels.
>>77920821
Fixed.
>>77920864
Yum.
>>77920821
>>77920833
>>77920845
>>77920855
Any of these and especially this >>77920864 is better than the art we're getting in the ongoing.
>>77910006
Having exceptionally cancerous generals is /co/ board culture at this point
>that guy who kept up a squirrel girl thread for 3 months on 8ch
If this thread's going to be anything but "Bitch and moan", then I can maybe get behind it.
>>77918704
>>77911289
Twitter, mostly.
Where he basically spends all day taking about the latest thing that other people told him he should be upset about.
>>77909826
Superior version incoming
It's a dark day when Dobson is not even the worst artist in this thread anymore
>>77910813
>every single time it's a white guy being a criminal at a minority
>every
>single
>time
>>77909826
I think I'd like it if it wasn't for the shitty art. Am I sick?
>>77909914
>Brags about beating up a hero and stealing his tech.
Is there ANY redeeming qualities to this character at this point?
>>77921884
Holy shit whats the name for that face on the squirrel? Yakanira face?
>>77923408
yaranaika
>>77923238
Even Howard doesn't want to be any part of this.
>>77923441
Shotty you da best
>>77909987
BITCH!
Kamala really is adorable. I'm gonna read ms marvel tonight how's the writing?
>>77909444
>Dobson drawing Unbeatable Squirrel Girl
It's like shit's interpretation of vomit.
I wanna fuck Erica Henderson's Squirrel Girl
>>77919473
he and every whiny twat like him were btfo by Joost herself. I wonder if anyone sent him her statement on twitter?
>>77912354
She looks like the "WE'VE GOT TO HAVE MONEEEEEYYYYY" guy from the Tom and Jerry Movie in brownface.
>>77925480
she's got a nice ass so I can't blame youand you don't have to look at her face if you fuck her from behind
>>77910813
>>77925846
>Dude's girlfriend gets mad at him for checking out SG's ass
kek
>>77925328
Fluffy.
Post Squirrel Girl ass
>>77909444
So who would you cast as Squirrel Girl for the MCU? This is my pick.
>>77929421
I was gonna say Eden Sher from the Middle because she's goony looking enough to be goony looking but she's not a total Lena Dunham. However recent photos seem to imply she's done with that phase
>>77925500
what did she say?
>>77929541
Didn't she talk to Marvel like two years ago for something?
>>77910729
That fucking QUALITY leg
how did this shit happen
>>77930917
Apparently she talked to them Last May but I didn't see anything come of it. A lot of people talk to them, did she Voice act for them or anything?
Oh hey she's the voice of Star Butterfly, I didn't know that.
>Even Dobson can draw a better Squirrel Girl than the official Squirrel Girl book
Where did it all go terribly terribly wrong, /co/?
>>77930695
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1449272749179.webm
>>77911499
why is this person so terrible at art
why are they especially awful at faces, Jesus Christ look at that
love this thread
>>77933703
I-it's not like this thread was made for you or anything.baka (∘=̴⃙̀˘︷˘=̴⃙́∘)
>>77929421
She's kind of a midget and I think Squirrel Girl just has to have some meat on her. She has to have a real sprinter's ass, she's gotta look like she's a healthy ass nut-eating, tree-climbing, ass-kicking girl.
Like more like this:
>>77935946
fuck you, they should cast her like the popular version.
>>77920418
sg?
>>77925480
>>77925846
You guys would fuck an old shoe if you had the chance
>>77921884
this is wonderful
I know we're going into an era where we all want every type of girl to be recognized as beautiful, but the combo of fat cheeked, toothy overbite, and short frizzy hair is just not attractive. I know there is an ass for every seat when it comes to fap material, but on the grand scale they literally molded the ugliest girl possible.
Maybe I'm being harsh here, but aside from putting acne all over her face to make things worse, she simply looks like she has down syndrome. Looking like she's mentally challenge is probably one of the worst ways you can design a character.
Before I get ass-blasted about saying this, hear me out. Looking like this, if she was a guest appearance in a comic, or some other minor roll, then I wouldn't be complaining about her looks. The problem is that she has an entire series devoted to looking like a toddler drew her. Instead of making a grand statement to enter the Marvel community for real, she looks like a moron derping around.
But that isn't the worst part. No. They are trying to make her a deep character. Her gag is that she is unbeatable with squirrel powers. Now she has a storyline and real life issues. No one asked for this. But not only are they forcing this, but they also made her look retarded. So now we have a comic about a sad retard playing with rodents.
Why must everything pure be ruined?
>>77938308
>Now she has a storyline and real life issues
No, in New Avengers, where she was the babysitter for Luke and Jessica's kid, she had a storyline and real life issues.
In Unbeatable Squirrel Girl she's just a retard manchild flopping about doing nothing but getting praised for it.
>>77937116
So they shouldn't cast her?
>>77935946
Pft, I wish that's what current Squirrel Girl looked like, they're definitely using the Modern American Woman's definition of "Healthy" aka Lena Eatsham
>>77938457
>So they shouldn't cast her?
no, cast her based on her look from GLA cute Ronda rousey feels to much like what Erica was trying to do with this new version, and I do not want her to get that kind of respect.
>>77920418
I honestly dobson's better.
>>77909668
Much better!
>>77909444
The original art is so bad I couldn't tell it was Dobson and though it was official
>>77942343
why
>>77940810
Me too. Actually went to Dobson's dA to find it in his gallery.
