Can we have skub for dinner /co/?
If I fucked Dipper would I go to hell?
>>77530701
You would go to Detroit
hey FUCK skub
>>77531139
hey fuck YOU buddy skub is THE SHIT.
>>77530846
So that's a yes then?
>skubfags
fucking kill yourselves
maybe a Soy Burger with real bacon?
>>77532064
You mean turkey bacon?
>>77530647
what the fuck is skub
non American here
>>77532864
No, Realâ„¢ bacon, grown in a vat from pig DNA.
>>77532939
>underage heregoogle.com
>>77533051
Didn't help at all, there's not one definition that gives the word an understandable meaning related to the sentence here. Also fuck you too, I could be your father.
>>77530647
Thanks to me you'll get a half brother soon.
>>77530701
It would be extremely sinful.
>>77533207
>>77532939
It's a funny meme where people argue over it, even though it technically doesn't exist.
It practically screams "Get your meme on at 4chan.org!"
>>77533333
U U U U
>>77531549
More like a shit. A SHIT.
>>77533459
thanks m8.
I want toimpregnatedipper!while holding hands!
>>77533207
If you were banging chicks in middle school, maybe.
>>77530647
>Dipper is a skubskank
Fuck
>>77530701
If we can't fuck her, What should we do with her?
Of course! You want to be at your peak right?
>>77534202
Boil her into a tasty stew.
>>77534202
Love and cherish
>>77534202
Head pats
>>77534202
Feed her to a pack of starving dogs!
>>77534202
down the well
>>77534202
dance
>>77534202COME ON AND SLAM, AND WELCOME TO THE JAM
>>77534813
Maggie it's been 18 years! You need to return Space Jam to Blockbuster!
>>77535197
BRACE FOR IMPACT
>>77535291
nuuuu ;_;
>>77534813
Goddamn it! She is a wild bitch!
How can you handle her?
>>77535291
oh shit nigger what are you doing
>>77535291
RAPE! RAPE!
>>77535291
>>77535291
bad hand
This is a skub-free house, kid.
>>77535697
YO BOCO!
This is why everybody hates you man.
>>77535697
Shut up, Boco
>>77530647
no skub til you finish your benzene
![Maggie_fingermad[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6A59Sm8.jpg "Maggie_fingermad[1].jpg")
>>77534882
if I just wait a little longer it'll go out of bidniss again and i won't have to!
>>77535291
teehee!
>>77535291
MODS
jesus maggie has gotten so poor and desperate she's feeding the kid skub
i'd say call child services but really she just needs to go back to the future where her mom's around
Friendly reminder
>>77538373
We could only afford Molesto the Clown again this year
A new study came out that more than 50g of Skub per day causes cancer.
Enjoy your nohealth, pro-skubbists!
>>77538373
every time you post it, i post that you're wrong, because that isn't the first dipper picture. and yet you keep posting it
>>77538840
Unless you're Mandingo your image and words mean nothing to me
>>77534426
That's the worst case of skub poisoning I've ever seen.
>>77530647
No, we're having hot pockets.
>>77538881
jeez, you want me to go bug her? fine.
>>77538840
Well, that's not really Dipper....That's well....Dipper's older sister I guess?
>>77535291
What the fuck is going on in this board? Did I stumble into /aco/?
>>77539209
ohh okay. like how Goofy used to be Dippy Dawg or whatever. Prototypedipper
well then anon, call me Apollo because I owe you some jeez. I guess that is Dipsday
Fuck, what are we getting Dipper for her birthday?
>>77539328
Giant venomous spiders
>>77539369
aww that'd be cute. some pets that are also guarddogs
>>77530647
Silly Dipper, Skub is for facial cream. What you're thinking about is Spam.
But no, you're going to eat Indomie for dinner.
>>77539328
A $10 Walmart giftcard.
>>77539458
d'oh my gewdness they sell toys there
>>77539328
I'm giving her the greatest gift of all.
Her Older sister.
LADLE.
>>77539515
waahhhhh so cute
the canon has been forever altered
>>77539328
Sliced bread.
>>77539515
Where did she come from?
Did her mom fuck that guy?
>>77539515
...which brings the question.
How did you find her?
It's not like you've been intentionally withholding her from Dipper and the rest of the world... did you?
>>77539515
Can the child Maggie had with a mime come to?
>>77539562
maybe she's the sort who just likes to sit by herself and read whipe dipper goes on timetraveling adventures to hang out with maggie in the past
or maybe she just knows pastmaggie can't feed her and stays in the present
>>77539572
>We yomeiro choice now
>>77539551
(i think Dipper just wished reallly hard)
>>77539572
Of course.
>>77539551
>>77539562
Well. She is the first born, and the rightful air to the throne. So her father must be a truly great hero.
>>77539328
A buttplug painted to look like a rocket ship.
>>77539640you even kept the gray inner mouth consistent good job
i mean her father is maggie right.. unless maggie got knocked up proper
>>77539640
Ladle a shit!
A SHIT!
Dipper, you shouldn't wear shoes without socks. Your feet will smell!
>>77539640
>the rightful air to the throne
Heir. The word you're looking for is heir
>her father must be a truly great hero.
Or Maggie's a slut
Sisters are doin' it for themselves
>>77539640
ALL HAIL LADLE!
>>77539847
Goodness you've gotten fast Cold fusion~
>>77539640
>yfw that one comic is canon
>>77539861
I learn from the best
This thread is beautiful
>>77539999
You're beautiful.
so are we going with half-sisters then? This time maggie's the one that got preggos?
>>77540029
hnnngh
dammit i should be sleeping but this is all my fault. i just had to challenge the dipbirthday
>>77539999
You know what else is beautiful?quads
HEY COLDFUSION! Draw Dipper as Kaneda and Ladle as Tetsuo.
>>77540257
>>77540406
hmm p'raps
>>77540475
oh god my heart!! i can't take anymore.. i have to sleep now.
>>77540482
Sleep is for faggots
>>77540503
don't you have another mouth to feed?
I LOVE YOU MANDINGO
>>77540482
did you do the porn of the airplane girl?
very cute stuff
>>77539855
NANTS INGONYAMA BAGITHI BABA
>>77540660
yes
thanksyou. i just wanted to be a pioneer
when i die my gravestone can say 'first 34 of flame princess and ellie the ace'
>>77539640
Oh god these's another one!
Hey MT, I saw you added me so when are we gonna play LoL?
>>77540693
>when i die my gravestone can say 'first 34 of flame princess and ellie the ace'
you should add ladle to that list
Ladle is best girl, fight me.
>2015
>maggie threads still exist
>another spoonhead appears
joy
>>77539868
Deepest lore
>>77539868
the rape one?
This thread made me smile. Thanks, I needed it.
http://boards.plus4chan.org/draw/t44044.html
>>77543323
nakiebutts in the bath is the only
>>77547684
you gonna post in it?
I FUCKING LOVE SKUB
This man was proskub
>>77534202
Give her a bath. And rub a lot on dirty places. You don't want a dirty spoon do you?
>roleplaying
>Adventure Time OCs
>pro-skub users
That's enough 4chan for me today!
>>77548397
>being this anti-skub
>>77539640
can't be another maggie-mandigo hybrid, not with hair that unpoofy
and the mouth color is different from maggie's.. so.. hmm
So is Maggie lezbeens?
>>77550327Finn
>>77530647
I thought you died.
>>77534426
>skubfags actually believe this
>>77550359
i think it's different with spoons. if you can impregnate a girl with your spoony appendage, i don't think you count as lesboons
>>77532939
>>77533459
It's from the webcomic The Perry Bible Fellowship.
>>77550404
>someday i will have boobs
>>77539542
french toast makes a fantastic birthday breakfast
>>77544583
seasonal sweaters
seasonal sweat
>>77530647
But where is Mabel?
>>77554546
different dipper
>>77548165
>Benedict Arnold was pro skub
The worst.
FUCK OFF SKUB HATING FAGS
>>77556295
we need a gif of maggie shaking excitedly when marceline shows up
![1447200128107[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/GfRtCrF.jpg "1447200128107[1].jpg")
>>77556315
>being this much of a skubsucker
>>77556295
>marceline dressed as wendy
>with maggie's bow
>wendy is on a show with someone called dipper
>maggie's daughter is named dipper
my brain's eyes are all swirly now
N-now someone draw them playing in the sand together
>>77562349
Contain yourself, you animal.
I bet next you'll be requestinghand holding, sicko.
>>77563312
Dipper's a ways away from that I think.. she's gonna still be at the letter-writing stage for a while i think. though there aren't a lot of little boys around Ooo
>>77539619
>(i think Dipper just wished reallly hard)
All over her mom face.
>>77564985
you have just raised questions within me about dipper's potential motherhood status when maggie is her father
i didnt need to think about that
>>77535291
>>77566767
>where were you when Dipper got poked gently?
And here's Apple Dave.
![Dipper at her friends house [CENSORED2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7aixkiW.jpg "Dipper at her friends house [CENSORED2].jpg")
>>77567582
>>77567661
Aw jeez, aw man. Look what you made me do.
>>77567784
>not putting a frank face where her vag should be
you're worse than these anti-skub losers
>>77567915
fiiiiine
>>77567915
>>77567995
this is glorious
>Thanks pro-skub bro
>>77568016
You're welcome, citizen. Continue to use Skub every day and you too will one day make Frank edits on /co/'s daughteru.
who else ships dipper with vivian james
>>77568068
Hopefully no one.
>>77568031
Gee you really think that if I use skub everyday I'll become as talented as you soon?
>>77568121
Yeah...sure think, kid. Just don't let those conservative commies tell you any lies about good old American Skub.
>this thread
>>77568146
>American Skub
>implying it's better than Soviet Skub
All we get here are the cheap Chinese knockoffs, the Scub.
>>77568590
Every time someone posts a Rustle reaction image it makes me uncomfortable...
>>77568722
It makes me VERY comfortable...in my pants.
>>77568789
A real shame that bastard is going blind;no one draws floors quite the way he does.
>>77568789
I always find boners to be uncomfortable in my pants myself. Not enough room. Now without pants on is another story.
>>77568848
I wish he hadn't covered so much of it with lolis.
>>77568871
Yeah, It's pretty distracting.
Morning /co/, what's for breakfast?
>>77569904
post more ladle
Anybody have the full image of this?
>>77567579
does his stem ever grow big leaves he can use for wings
>>77569904
crayons and-
WHOA, someone grew up overnight
>>77573676
You will always be a lady in our eyes, milady. Small Lady.
>>77573676
Daw
vidyagames
>>77579601
Sadly Dipper would probably have to make do with those plug and play things
aw hell she'd be playing Tiger handhelds
>press Doug to Doug
>>77573640
Nope, he lives in a van.
>>77580824
.. down by the river?
>>77573676
But I like lolis!
>>77579601
and mechas?
>>77583424
>>77583767
.. shit do we have a picture of dipper wearing a cardboard box and a colander on her head and being a robot? i feel like we should. closest i have is one of little marceline
SMOKE SKUB EVERY DAY
I wonder if Dipper gets hand-me-downs from Ladle
>>77539572
fuck off, nukey.
>>77584229
well i'll be happy to oblige anon.
>>77587246
that is dead on perfect to my imagination. Bless you
>>77587246
why can't i have a daughter and dress her up as a cardboard robox, /co/? why?
>>77535291
>>77588102
Because this is the kind of things you let them do by themselves and not make them do it. You can help them if they want but the initiative must come from them.
>>77567995
>>77567784
>you will never be able to write a daughterfu character as loved and recognized by /co/ as dipper
it hurts, guys. it hurts. i'm trying as hard as i can, but i know in the back of my head i'm gonna have tokill her off at the end.
>>77588770
Or do it like I did:kill her off early in the story so she became the fuel for your revenge-filled story to find the killer
>>77588986
b-but she's the main character...i've got an even worse plot-twist though.her best friend and companion is her stuffed bunny who was brought to life by a lighting bolt of applied phlebotinum.turns out, the lightning bolt charged the bunny with radiation and the effects start to become significantly lethal by the time she's sixteen. both of them aren't genre-savvy enough to prevent this.
>>77589231Huh, funny, the MC of the revenge-story is actually adead soldier brought to life by the girl using her genius steampunkery and a dash of contract magicwhich served her as a butler and assistant, so that's kinda similar
>>77535291
>>77568871
Them's good tiles, but not enough pattern for me to get off to.
>>77568722
>Every time someone posts a Rustle reaction image it makes me uncomfortable...
As if it did something to your jimmies?
>>77587246
perfect
>>77588216
jake's seen some pokes..
>>77588770
make her do something useful
howbout she shows up in threads when people are getting heated and patpats them on the head
draw a cute girl patpatting angry anons in a variety of ways. two at once if theyre havin an argument
or tells them a cute story about dinosaurs if theyre getting ludicrously offtopic and need a distraction
>>77540475
Her father might be...
The hand
The black guy
/co/
Apple guy.
Or the wish.
>>77594536
what if the father isForkette
>>77594536
>/co/
i think /co/ went sterile sometime back
>>77588235
well i didn't mean i'd FORCE her to... but what kid doesn't wanna dress up in costumes?
