Rose's Room Connie Edition
Old thread: >>70899151
"Say Uncle" DL Link:
https://mega.co.nz/#!0A5RGQLK!5ZD_zZx7SeSD6rKSWcoUUK7Uh6S-R7GxU64kdaqD_Jk
>HQ DL Links for Season 1:
mega.co.nz/#F!DYlSjTqY!NQ0lr0fUqFxu7b9luFpNuQ
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>Buy "Attack the Light" for $2.99:
https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/attack-light-steven-universe/id941380906
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.turner.stevenrpg
>"Story for Steven" preview:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utULCVro9kk
This thread smells like curry already.
>>70905331
>>70905331
Daily reminder:*poot*
I don't know what to even say.
>>70905362
It's just like a Goldfish commercial
>>70905371
Except Connie is as American as they come.
>mfw i can finally cosplay someone
>mfw i am going to cosplay young greg universe
<3
Opal for best fusion
Here's the Jasper as Rasslor art I drew that I couldn't post last thread.
I wasn't sure what to keep the same and what to change. In the end I just drew Jasper with a belt?
>>70905389
>Saving a thumbnail
>>70905384
I need to see the full colored version.
>>70905331
Worship your new God.
garnet bros ww@
>>70905331
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cR2pzoP7Ae
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bUio0s9Jws
Whats up fuckerrrrs, i cant believe you would fuck that stick figure pearl and not me, i demand you make a vocaroo of me being fucked in the ass riht now or i wont let pan do any more pizza party podcasts fuckerrrrs
>>70905331
We post pear-pear now
>>70905331
Rose's Room is not a nice place. Every time Steven goes in there bad things happen.
>>70905405
Now it smells like cunt.
>we will never see Steven and Lapis play increasingly obscene practical jokes with Lapis using voice-copying powers on people around town
>>70905410
Who is most attractive VA and why is it Estelle, followed closely by Jasper's VA
i'm going to fuck this
>>70905437
It's not done yet
1/5
>>70905453
>not wanting to get raped by your own imagination
>>70905420
its a reminder of how small Steven really is
>>70905453
I think it's more a realm that reflects the self and demands you have some degree of peace of self to use it effectively.
>>70905389
>implying there aren't times when pearl is far less enthusiastic about having steven around
I'm just waiting for the volcano to go off if it hasn't already.
>>70905362
"Thanks Steven!"
"Fmon fank me! Fank fmookie maph froom phies!"
"What was that?"
"Mie ffed, Fmon fank-D'OH!"
"AHAHAHAHAHA!"
>>70905471
2/5
>>70905361
>Crispin "I'M FUCKING INVINCIBLE" Freeman -> Mr. Maheswaran
RED SUN OVER PARADISE
>>70905499
3/5
>>70905446
Do you have Asperger's?
>>70905510
4/5
>>70905510
oh yes please
>>70905467
You remind me to the early RS threads where people would just fap to pic related
>>70905495
>in a strange twist, it turns out Jasper shares Pearl's borderline psychotic fear and disgust with eating
>She's terrified by a plate of porkchops and fries
>>70905389
Okay, what the fuck does /ss/teven mean?
I've found the Homeworld Gems are a lot more fun to draw than the Crystal Gems.
>>70905471
>Not, "Lapis, water you doing?"
2/10
>>70905509
Reminder that Sugar supports all ships. All ships.
>>70905446
Are those groj band OCs or something
Also is that GeneralIvan
>>70905509
Make children short? I don't think it was originally her idea but I can't be arsed to look up the original source.
>>70905446
filtered
>>70905510
>almost 40 posts in five minutes
What's going on?
>>70905521
5/5
FIN
/sug/, would you a young Greg?
>>70905517
No i need ass purgers fucker, check your priveledge fuckerrrrrs
Posting Lap Laz
>>70905538
/ss/ is straight shota, or basically when an older woman fucks a much younger guy.
>>70905538
A play on for the shows saying of believe in steven only replaced with /ss/
>>70905538
Basically straight shotacon porn involving Pearl and Stevenwould that even be considered "straight" if Pearl technically is genderless?
>>70905564
Only if he dressed like a girl.
>>70905521
>>70905510
peridot should have been wearing those big round glasses
>>70905384
>>70905331
>>70905468
you got a tumblr or something where i can monitor this
>>70905509
This is going in my album, any more like this?
>>70905564
NO
>>70905568
Finish your comic you tomato picker!
>>70905539
Best SU comic ever
And the first one that really made me laugh.
Where can I get more from the same artist?
>>70905557
>world-weary janitor Peedee
it's so fitting
So anyone want to speculate on "Story for Steven"?
I think due to that one pic Greg may have been friends/bandmates with Sour Cream's dad and they had a falling out.
Also I get the feeling that his reaction to Rose at the concert is going to be something we didn't expect, like he was initially scared of her or something.
>>70905594
>Pearl is genderless
>Steven is technically his mom
Is this even /ss/? What the fuck do we call this?
>>70905539
>vegan diet
8/10
>>70905510
>WITNESS THE POWER OF TRUE WATER
>MRGLGLGLGLGLGLGLGLGLGLG
>>70905615
This is why people in cartoons should never have no hair. Its okay for Aang because he had those arrows.
>>70905615
Greg looks sexier this way.
>>70905539
>that beefy peri
>that beefy lapis
10/10 would kek again
>>70905650
I just want to hear a fucking dark side to rose, God,
That would make me get big hard on
Post best cheeto.
>>70905539
That's a good image. You got a source?
>>70905650
Greg will be revealed to be trans.
>>70905665
>Lapis can godmode water
>Humans are mostly water
>yfw Lapis figures out bloodbending
>>70905564
Only If his a transgender.
Kid versions of the Homeworld Gems.
Where they at?
>>70905660
/ss/teven
>>70905427
>Describe the Gems in highschool
>>70905650
Greg will turn out not to be Steven's father.
/ss/trong in the real way!
>>70905681
I think if we ever go into depth on the rebellion, we'll see a Rose that's super pissed off at Homeworld.
Righteous hatred is probably the best we're going to get.
>>70905715
>>70905539
This is perfect.
>>70905681
She led a brutal fucking war that got a lot of people killed. She was also very likely a former conqueror before she found reason to love life instead of enslave and exterminate it.
Maybe Steven manages to win Jasper over by asking her to tell him about Rose.
>>70905564
Nah. I would an older Greg though.
good morning
>>70905737
>>70905748
Is this a hypothetical situation where Steven leaves with Lapis?
>>70905539
>>70905405
>Except Connie is as Weeaboo as they come.
RUB A DUB DUB, THANKS FOR THE GRUB
>>70905410
Love it.
>>70905702
>yfw Lapis uses this new found ability to rape everyone in Beach City
>>70905767
But older Greg would have a much looser asshole. Why not have it nice and tight?
>>70905748
Great now i need a dictator rose,
this is way better than /ss/teven universe
>>70905700
>>70905704
>Greg is trans
Where the fuck are all you people crawling out from all of a sudden?
>>70905792
>not wanting to take a ride on the vintage murdercock express
what are you gay?
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>>70905564
No but I would dew a Dewey of all ages
>>70905784
Europoor jelly of the melting pot confirmed.
>>70905739
>Righteous hatred
>implying it won't be on par with the religious zealotry we see in the middle east
What do you think happened to all the colonizing gems who lived on Earth before the rebellion? You don't just give up your home when asked.
>>70905564
Y'all have pleb taste in characters, now that you see Young greg you like him? Greg has been my favorite since LLC. Greg is awesome, I wish my dad was as cool as him.
>>70905822
>>70905331
>young greg
>young greg singing
>young greg singing that song for rose
>>70905816
It's the only way SfS will be good.
>>70905647
>>70905698
I got atumblr.
its tooneyd.tumblr.com
I feel like I've missed an episode or something. I don't remember Connie with an eyepatch. What episode was that in?
>>70905471
>>70905499
>>70905510
>>70905521
>>70905557
I love the HS gems.
>>70905784
Steven is part magical-girl, of course weeaboos will flock to his dick
Has anyone broken the game yet? I pooled luck and attack points into Amethyst and gave her the star block badge. She can now wipe groups of enemies and gets some star points back. Kinda op now.
Steven and Connie were playing in the yard, which is the small parking lot of the Super Wash. Greg was absentmindedly playing a tune to himself on his guitar to cries of "Can't catch me! Can't catch me!" In the middle of their reverie Steven froze in place. His expression darkened and his fists began to clench. "Not here...not now..." He looked like he was about to cry.
Connie dashed over to him. "Steven? What's wrong? Mr Universe, something's wrong with Steven!"
"Hmm?" Greg set down his guitar. "Uh oh." He came over and put his hand on Steven's shoulder and half hugged him. "Connie, I think you better head into town for a bit. Steven's got some serious...uh..."
"Gem stuff!" shouted Steven.
"Yeah, some serious gem stuff to deal with. He'll call you when it's over. Is that okay?"
"Yeah, I guess," Connie looked afraid and a little hurt. "Is there anything I can do?"
"Nope!" Greg picked up his son and swung him over his shoulder. "It's a...Universe Family gem sort of thing...don't worry, happens all the time."
When Connie was out of sight Greg took his son into a secluded room in the Super Washand proceeded to change him. Steven giggled and squirmed as the powder splashed over him. They both knew he had control over what was happening to him but he chose to do this day after day. "Haha, just like your ol' mom..."
>>70905816
ur dumb
>>70905748
>She was also very likely a former conqueror
I'm guessing the Gems only need the natural resources of planets and are indifferent to organic life. It's possible that Rose never had to conquer anyone before because most planets are lifeless.
But yeah, if we want dark Rose then she probably did some exterminating in the past.
>>70905855
Greg, get off 4chan.
>>70905885
Open BookIt's a clone of Connie
>>70905885
Open Book
>>70905873
Indeed Nonon.
Spiral Levels are climbing.
>>70905900
>>70905889
Well, all the promo art, combined with how matt described episode 90.
i think you might enjoy it.
>>70905816
From here.
>>70905792While I'm being inside him would be nice. I'd prefer to take a ride on his van, if you know what I mean.
>>70905914
>>70905908
There we go. I have missed an episode.
>>70905830
New campaign slogan "Do the Dewey!"
>>70905873
naw! he was just singing.
people meet, they not always known eachother.
>>70905914
>>70905875
>Posted 4 minutes ago
Damn anon, if that's really OC it's 10/10. It's one of two SU comics I've actually laughed at.
The other one being pic related
>>70905924
Stop posting that image!
>>70905931
>trans and not white
Or a white guy with a tan
>>70905931
What
> reminder that rose had no interest in romance for 5000+ years and then watched young greg sing that song and straight creamed herself
>>70905945
>>70905901
good post A+
>>70905875
>all those cartoonish and awesomely stylized best friends zaibatsu designs
you incredible creature you
never leave us
>>70905830
"FUCK MAYOR DEWEY! FUCK MAYOR DEWEY!"
"Pearl, your boyfriend's out there again."
"Oh, good Lord...."
"What's he even saying?"
"STEVEN, SHUT YOUR WINDOWS!"
>>70905983
the power of the Murdercock
>>70905983
>implying greg isn't just the first one she loved after she figured out how to get pregnant
>>70905983
>reminder that rose had no interest in romance for 5000+ years
What about Pearl and Rose
>>70905539
great comic
>>70905983
>interest in romance
?
>>70905821
That's really neat.
>>70905901
it took me too long to get what this was about,
And fucking christ do i love it
>>70905875
ayyy, I've loved your art ever since you drew the revised design for Kidney Stone
Can anybody help me find the last badge in Attack the Light?
I'm missing the badge that's between Leaf Shield and Immunity Badge. Does anybody remember where they found that badge?
>>70906016
>implying greg isn't the first love she even considered getting pregnant for
She found the epitome of the human species. The alpha male of alpha males. No way she could turn him down, she HAD to have his babies.
>>70906078
Did Steven inherit that power though
>>70905405
>Except Connie is as American as they come.
I know an Indian guy who's a total fedoratipper and speaks with a New York accent, but he still knows how to cook (and reuglarly eats) all the usual Indian food.
>>70905945
>>70905929
What's gonna happen for episode 90?
>>70906078
Greg certainly has it going on.
>>70905983
>implying she didn't just use Greg to transmute herself into Steven
Granted, he was the mos eligible bachelor in Beach City at the time.
>>70905821
GEM FACTS, not to tax you, but do you know anything about ellensburg blue?
>>70906101
>tooneyd.tumblr.com
Steven is the amalgam of Rose and Greg's best traits.
He has all the charisma, leadership, and Military prowess of Rose. And he has the unlimited charm, devilish good looks, and murdercock of Greg Universe.
Basically, Steven is the perfect being.
>>70905988
Why is there more art of Dewey x Pearl than Steven x Pearl, when the former received maybe 10 seconds of ship fuel in the show and the latter has had hours of it?
>>70905702
Sweet jesus. She wouldn't even need to stop at humans. Just about every organism on earth would be susceptible. She could literally take everything and control their bodies. Think Skitter when her powers got jailbroken, commanding an entire army like it was of one seamlessly coordinated mindhive.
Holy fuck, Lapis really is OP on a planet like earth.
>>70905956
holy fuck pearl
>154 posts
>No Sadie
>>70905956
>>70906151
They cant handle the OTP
>>70906151
Maybe they're not pedophiles?
>>70906151
because it's not ship fuel, it's just the interactions of a parent and their child
I spent the whole day tring to figure out what Greg's song this reminded me of.
I'm not sure why it sounded so similar in my head.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PAa2KuxXSYw
>>70906134
And he's gonna end up with someone as average as Connie
>>70906118
>Greg dooms the Earth by fucking the Crystal Gems out of Existence
Bad End?
>>70905988
picture the two as Pearl and Dewey
>>70906183
she died after her ship sunk
I've never paid for anything on the Google Play store because Google knows enough about me already without me using a credit card. Is Attack the Light worth going out and buying a Play gift card? Are there episode-like cut scenes? Is it fun? Is it funny?
>>70906183
Sadie = Best Human
When the shit hits the fan, she will be leading soldiers into battle against the gem menace.
>>70906183
We had a good run without that criminal dwarf and you had to ruin it.
>>70906183
yeah we need more trans character visibility
>we gotta have more of these crossover pics regarding steven universe and spongebob
>>70906018
Wasn't that one-sided on Pearl's part
>>70906222
won't they still know you have it on your phone even if you buy it using an anonymous gift card
>>70906203
Rose "ended" up with Greg. It's in his nature to love someone who represents an average human.
>>70906203
A being as perfect as Steven cannot have anyone compare to him
Thus, instead he is allowed to choose any of the lesser beings. If that is Connie, then so be it, because either way everyone else is on the same level: lower than his
>>70906236
>Sadie
>Best human
>Not Buck
C'mon, Anon
>>70906222
It's very simple, there's only an opening and ending cutscene but for $3 I think it's worth it
>>70901411
Not original request taker, but wanted practice
>>70906259
Yeah, but I don't want to give them my full name and address (although I'm guessing they already have that somehow).
>>70906183
Well then shit talk about Sadie.
>>70906236
>Sadie = Best Human
Sorry but it's actually Greg, and Connie is a close second.
>inb4 guaranteed replies
You only hate Connie because you think her only purpose is shipping. If you're that blind to her relationship with steven your opinion is worthless.
>>70906117
Matt said that it will be a tribute to a popular type Genre of anime
since Garnet's universe did all the DBZ and TTGL jokes and refs they could the next genre every one guessed was High School anime
also the promo arts a thing.INB4: the season 3 tribute will be magical girl or tokusatsu
>>70906247
Fuck that, when's the Ed, Edd, and Eddy crossover?
>>70905931
He has a sunburn, that only happens to white people. It's one of their flaws.
>>70906199
You have much to learn young padawan
captcha foood
>>70906114
My OTP <3C=8
>>70906222
I just bought it with Paypal.
It's lots of fun.
>>70905850
Well its not like the crystal gems wanted them to leave I imagine.
They just wanted them to stop subjugating earth and humanity.
>>70905650
>>70905650
>Greg may have been friends/bandmates with Sour Cream's dad and they had a falling out.
"It's tough when friends fight...when people you used to consider your family turn on you or when you turn on them...sometimes you just wish you could calmly explain everything to them hoping that they would have a change of heart, but I guess it doesn't work that way."
"I've been there"
>>70906297
greg is a useless lump
>>70906288
Um....I would, but your pic distracted me...
>>70906216
He created gems with infinite potential.
>>70906218
ayy
>>70906332
What is this quote from
>>70906335
Just like his son.
>>70906183
She's fat, and she trapped an 8 year old little boy and a coworker on an island for 2 weeks were there was likely a monster waiting
worst human
I am sort of expecting Rose to have some dark side to her. Not like something that makes her evil, but right now shes literally too perfect, theres gotta be SOMETHING about her that isn't completely flattering.
I mean it makes sense that all the people who knew her just talk about her good sides since shes dead, but I expect we will learn something about her that adds some depth to her.
>>70906357
do you think lars pierced his wiener?
Is Rose's pudge cause she's chubby or cause she's pregnant?
What are you listening to /sug/?
>>70906403
Expect her to be like Steven, and just as goofy
>>70906424
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cP0f5rvVkAU
>>70906398
That may have been a horrible, horrible thing to do to a person, but Lars sucks so I really don't care.
>>70906424
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzIwdOJ9TNc&list=PLBCn9VKXiFpkfQxBDyFRJS1ENzY-8NCMa&index=1
Tryin' to think of ideas for that crossover i think only 2 people showed interest in.
>>70906247
>>70906377
Just speculating how they would bond.
In this example I took the idea that Greg had a falling out with a friend that that Rose empathized.
>>70906444
At the very least I expect her to have some side to her that is goofier like Steven. Because right now shes basically the biblical Mary in terms of pureness.
>>70906398
it was good for their character
>>70906281
>This feels so wrong, yet so right.
>>70906247
I'll have you know I was trapped in a mirror for five thousand years and I only cried for the entire duration.
>>70906471
>10 hours remain until season 5
Finally, /mlp/ will be tolerable again
>>70906424
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ujzp9ffPwPM
>>70906275
So far Buck has screwed up twice.
>didn't listen to Steven and got eaten by moss
>didn't listen to Steven and peer pressured him into joy riding in Peridot's pod
>>70906414
I'm waiting for the day Sadie just tells him to go to hell. Door slams. Fade to black. Roll Credits.
>>70906511I miss the old days.
>>70906471
Okay now you're just asking for trouble
>>>/mlp/
>>70906424
>>70906471
i fucking hate that type of audio splicing, you can never understand what is trying to come across. get some good tastes
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoGNFQ9ws28&list=PLGpHG9BozquE0hZN15QMKVPLO0QhXMS9T&index=8
>>70906424
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxAo6KhBFFs
>>70906540
where_do_you_think_you_are.webm
>>70906424
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0DO0XyS8Ko
>>70906281
Is this kind of vore? I'm not sure.Lapis isn't made of water so I guess not.
>>70905362
Garnet: "You WILL eat this..."
>>70906424
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Tdu4uKSZ3M&list=RD-Tdu4uKSZ3M
I can't resist that intro and funky bass line.
>>70906545
Man, I'm just on a nostalgia, alright?
>>70906247
>"GARNEEEEET!"
>"yeah pearl?"
>"WE GOOOTA GET STEVEN BAAACK!"
>"hmm, we gotta get steven back"
>"WE GOTTA GOO!"
>"BUT HOOOOOW?"
>"WE NEED SOME WHEEEELS!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ei0fFs8kstA
>>70906471Applejack is best background pony
>>70905362
Wasn't this the same idea with a justice friends bit from Dexter's Lab?
Something with Major Glory and Crunk eating fruit pies and shit and the pies coming in different flavors
>>70906424
I don't know why. It's just what YouTube pulled up a few songs after my actual choice ended.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGmhtFgoAGA
>>70906582
Fair enough, it IS the time to welcome spring after all.
>>70905362
This is fucking amazing
>>70905873
It's glorious. I can't wait to see Rose's expression as the camera pans while she's clapping, & how Greg reacts to such a warm reception.
"That was a beautiful song!"
"Really? Y-you liked it??"
"I do. What's your name?"
"G-Gregory Universe. But you can call me Greg!"
"Greg. *smiles bigger* Can I hear another one of your songs?"
>>70906424
http://youtu.be/HJEeaDPYrA0
>>70906511
>>70906530
>>70906582
the latest season was twi getting her own castle right? thats when i just fucking dropped that 2 year old ride, so much fanfiction.... its like literally half of my collection of 30 stories.
also
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOASYJ8MFw8&index=7&list=PLGpHG9BozquE0hZN15QMKVPLO0QhXMS9T
>>70905384
>Connie lewds
>mfw
>>70906571
Oh baby. Ill admit, I only know about Yes thanks to Araki.
>>70906603
Just Major Glory.
I swear, I can hear the whole thing in my head.
>"I, the Evil Math Magician, shall capture all the children and force them to do homework forever!"
>"Not so fast, villian!"
>MAJOR GLORY?!?
>>70906472
What about Steven? She kinda stranded him, too.
>>70906517
You forgot
>is a Garnetfag
>>70906530
/mlp/ was always shit during hiatuses. They get worse and worse every year.
>>70906584
It's not just a boulder...IT'S A ROCK! The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles.
Born
Into a pack
There's no choice
But take orders to attack
Locked up in chains
I get fed
But the hunger still remains
Not content to live this way
Being led by the blind
Got to plan my dispersal
Time to leave them all behind
Breaking out of my pain
Nothing ventured -- nothing gained
I'm my own master now
Bear the mark of my scars
Shedding blood underneath the stars
But I will survive somehow
Oooooooo
Oooooooo
Hear me howl
Time to leave them all behind
I'm my own master now
>>70906665
Hey if there is one good thing that came out of part 5 it's my love for King Crimson. Araki has good taste.
>>70906645
>"Can I hear another one of your songs?"
>Starts playing Let Me Drive My Van into Your Heart
>Rose's Room Connie Edition
>Only 4 or so connie's pic
Come on /sug/, you can do it better
>>70906679
When did he admit to being a garnetfag again?
>>70906710
You didnt like Part 5?
>>70906675
Hey I never said she was in the right. I'd kill her if she did that to me. But Lars deserved it.
>>70906424
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzAzPj5nV0o
Male gem when?
>mfw male gems are actually a feuding species
>>70906724
Another reason to hate him.
>>70906601
>Background
post your ocs
>>70906731
Joy Ride.
>>70906686
>>70906530
when porn threads were abundant and that board wasn't monitored it was great. the scuffening got rid of so many generals that were staples of the board...
damn.
