'hmh edition"
"Say uncle" DL link
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Last weeks episode
"Joy Ride" DL Link:
https://mega.co.nz/#!GckyQTpC!O1OfCZxa6qcTodKU_kAjL9lCNzNrvGds2wq25qM8Jsw
HQ DL Links for Season 1:
mega.co.nz/#F!DYlSjTqY!NQ0lr0fUqFxu7b9luFpNuQ
Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
Buy "Attack the Light" for $2.99:
https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/attack-light-steven-universe/id941380906
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.turner.stevenrpg
preview for next weeks ep.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONx3xH_8oD4
I think the crossover was exactly what it should have been.
2nd for not canon
>>70875465
First for Steven farting.
Was worth it for "That's not my baby!"
>>70875516
Para pls
1st for Jazz Hands because I don't give a fuck.
>>70875507
Wait, that came out wrong. I was trying to quote UG but I fucked it up
>>70875507
But it is canon. I love how UG has spread all over /co/.
>Garnet
>Peri
>Steven
>Jasper
>Rose
>Amy
>Lapis
>Shitty Tumblr Gemsonas
>Pearl
Only comments with art of their best gem will be accepted.
11th for best gemsona
So did anyone else notice that this episode was pretty much telling tumblr to calm down and stop hating?
nth for Amethyst did nothing wrong
>>70875504
You mean the thing that saved SU?
"This could be us but u playin'"
>Pearl will never learn to make a dinner sandwich for Steven.
>>70875558
https://twitter.com/mcburnett/status/583748504335572993
Not canon
I liked the episode after watching it, but after seeing that tumblr hates the episode I love it with all my heart.
>>70875596
>RebbecaQ will never be happy for you and your relationship
It...it hurts
>>70875585
Don't forget that /sug/ has been just as guilty before.
Oh boy, you guys are still obsessing. Just like some other people I know.I'm kidding. At least you guys are still talking about the cartoon instead of talking about yourselves.
>>70875537
bér
>>70875596
The fact that this was done by a storyboard guy and it's well drawn somehow makes it much, much worse
>>70875574
>That swooning Jasper and Lapis.
My heart.
>>70875590
I liked it, yeah. Didn't care for the visit to the UG world since the least happened there.
>>70875604
She already likes cooking and she and garnet made him cookies before.
She's probably made him lunch or something in the past.
>>70875613
That means it is cannon
>>70875623
>Liking something just because someone else hates it.
Why?
I want to protect that smile.
This episode was wacky and I loved every moment of it.
>>70875465
forgot old thread
>>70870668
>>70875641
Do you want to see a pic of my urethra?
>>70875661
You're retarded, mate.
How did Steven know who Uncle Grandpa was when he first saw him?
Does his show exist in that universe or something?
>>70875596
Markiplier could do better.
>>70875596
>>70875648
It sure does.
>>70875677
I wish Jail Break was more like this.
>>70875706
Because he's everyone in the multiverse's uncle and grandpa.
>>70875706
Because he's Uncle Grandpa.
>>70875641
Really?
>>70875706
Everyone just knows.
>>70875706
he's part human
all humanity has inherent knowledge of the entity that is Uncle Grandpa.
>>70875596
>>70875648
Honestly the creepiest part is how he put other real people in there AND put words in their mouths. That shit makes me cringe harder than any self insert OC shipping ever could.
>>70875706
Yup. Why do you think Steven likes hotdogs?
>>70875716
>"No I swear, that's my actual voice! I'm not forcing it!"
>>70875724
Connie a weeb, confirmed
xth for /ss/ bashing.
>>70875719
>>70875664
I liked it when I watched it, It was very light and made me laugh several times. Now I love it, stupid people getting offended made it better for me.
1st for Steven Universe cannon.
(fuck, i'm tired....)
>>70875724
Let's be honest, you know she'd be into it
Reposting:
Does anyone have that comic were Rose as Nega Connie talks to the real Connie when she's roleplaying with Steven?
>>70874652
>>70874527
>>70874701
>>70875618
>Arrogant
>Condescending
>Egocentric
>Thinks he knows everything, even when he obviously doesn't
>Harbors crippling self-hatred and insecurity
>Desperately clings to any semblance of approval
>Secretly craves the attention of the group's strongest member
>Essentially useless in comparison to the rest of the team, but everyone likes him anyways
>The best character on the show
Guys. Guys.
Pizza Steve is Pearl.
>>70875641
>filaenema
you are triggering some ~nostalgic~ shit but i cant call it.
Fuck u
>>70875794
Gotcha covered broski
>>70875782
What are they getting offended about?
Some trans shit with UGRose?
>>70875756
Because not all pork chops are perfect.
>>70875819
Why does Dumblr hate this episode?
>>70875802
>>70875782
It really just makes you look like a contrarian. Just enjoy the episode for its merits, not by how it made people feel. You'd be no better than tumblr.
>>70875780
If this was shittily drawn like many cringe self-inserts, I honestly would just laugh. But it being well drawn just makes it so much cringy.
>>70875696
Go to bed Hank, you're drunk.
>>70875765
>>70875706
Gems don't have Uncles, Grandpas, or Uncle Grandpas. They're grown, carved and faceted. (What Rose Quartz did was eldritch and bizarre).
But Steven is a little boy, who had a mom and has a dad, so he has a grandpa and maybe an uncle and definitely an uncle grandpa!
And you have an uncle grandpa too!
>>70875839
>>70875828
They have cartoons in general
how the fuck did I miss this the first time i viewed this episode?
>>70875839
>caring about tumblr
>ever
Why do you fan the flames?
>>70875793
She wouldn't like Jade though. Jade is for girls who think they're quirky and want a coolkid to sweep them off their feet.
>>70875828
Yes, last thread had some words that I think didn't even exist before.
>>70875613
It's not April 1st, anon.
>>70875654
You are clearly unfamiliar with the superiority of the dinner sandwich.
what is your opinion on the crossover /co/?i thought it was kinda funny, but im glad it isnt cannon
>>70875839
Because they don't like anything that isn't serious and emotional
They don't like comedy thrown in there
>>70875889
Some men just want to watch the world burn
>>70875706
It's a cartoon, you fucking autist
>>70875878
>have
>hate
>>70875536
ah weaver
>>70875837
You're the best, anon!
>>70875908
It was the greatest episode ever. Name one episode that can top this one.
>>70875899
Then the argument that the April Fools after the not canon line nullifies it does not apply either.
Either way you've got no argument. It either counts and he states it's non canon or it doesn't and Uncle Grandpa states it's not canon. Take your pick.
>So he's Greg's brother and father?
Incest confirmed canonically.
>>70875802
dont get closer to any river or lake anon. shellders bits really hard
>>70875880
>controllers plugged into the memory card slots
>>70875719
>sleeping with Pearl
YOU RUINED HER
YOU BASTARD
>>70875802
>Secretly
>useless in comparison to the rest of the team
>not Amethyst
>The best character on the show
>not Steven Jr.
>>70875943
Alone together
>>70875908
Holy fucking shit. How did I miss the meaning of that?
uncle /sug/, why the fuck is the tumblrs yelling "transmysagonistic"? Is that even a real word?
>>70875915
Actually, tumblr is more receptive to episodes like Beach Party as opposed to 4chan. It's in 4chan that I see these lore fights.
>>70875855
i think is kinda sad
>>70875862
Not now, Otaconnie. Tell me how to destroy Metal Gem!
>>70875943
Jail Break
Tiger Millionaire
So Many Birthdays
Ocean Gem 2 parter.
>>70875719
[CRINGING INTENSIFIES]
>>70875908
I had quite a good chuckle and it was a nice uplifting experience after a rough day.Thought I was going to be more annoyed by UG, but I actually somewhat liked him.Pizza Steve can go burn though
>>70876001
>uncle /sug/
I can live with this.
>>70876004
Not this time.
>>70876017
You know you're gonna go to bed and imagine doing those things with your favorite gem.
>>70876001
when arent the tumblrs yelling?
>>70875943
Depends on how you define best. It's easily the funniest though.
i fucking love that they are making fun of gemsonasalso, is tumblr mad at this ep? ive been hearing that they were
>>70876016
All shit compared to Say Uncle. Fact.
>>70876061
You're tripping balls.
>>70876053
They are mad at the single fact that UG was in a dress at the beginning of the episode.There was also that one inbred faggot that got made at the incest joke
>>70875943
I've always been a big fan of Warp Tour and Lion 3, those were great episodes.
>>70876051
I think Garnet's Universe was funnier if you recognized all the anime cliches it parodied.
>>70875880
>Wind Waker
>Animal Crossing
>>70875596
>>70875719
>>70875780
I can tell the artist of these pictures is the unshaven dude. I hope to hell that Pearl in these pictures is a stand-in for his real girlfriend who likes these cartoons, and isn't just him wishing really hard.
>>70876036
Reminder that 4chan also bitched about this episode when it was first announced. Also, there are plenty of people in tumblr who support the crossover.
>>70875596
>>70875719
Anyone who has a thing for Pearl obviously doesn't understand her character.
Just throwing that out there.
>>70876053
why do i find this cute
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bUio0s9Jws
>>70876053
>>70876093
Why do you all care what tumblr thinks?
>>70876108
I'm sure you know more than a storyboard artist.
>>70876053
Oh man, it is hilarious
>>70875870
>>70875332
>>70875068
>yfw /sug/ dreaded this at first but actually got around to accepting it
>>70876053
But what happens when Gusite and Peridot fuse?
We've already seen when Amy and Pizza Steve fuse.
>>70876102
The character is an OC, and technically isn't himself.
Attack the Light question- do buffs or debuffs stack? I want to penetrate the giant scorpion armor, best I can do is Garnet tremor and throw Pearl's spears
Just beat the indigo boss and going for that treasure area after it
>>70876053
I wouldn't qualify that as mocking, if that is what you are saying.
>>70876104
so 4chan hated the idead, but liked the result, whilst tumblr was open to the idea, but hated the result, because triggers and shit.
>>70876101
There's another with Billy Hatcher.
Someone on the Crewinverse has mad vidya taste.
>>70875850
This was the best part of the whole episode. RIP based Pizza Steve
>>70876126
>you will never make Pearl cum
It hurts to live
>>70876078
>>70876095
None can compare to Say Uncle.
>>70876140
I thought the pics were before he got hired.
>>70876139
Because it's fun to see Tumblr cry
>>70876093
it figures
they are all inbred
>>70876001
It's like misogyny, but while misogyny is prejudice against females, TRANSmisogyny is prejudice against male-to-female transgenders.
>>70876166
Like, 95 % of everyone everywhere loved it. The 5% that looks for a reason to be offended is talking shit
>>70876208
Is it? Is it really? That's like saying it's funny to see a five year old cry at Walmart.
>>70876019
>hating Pizza Steve
>>70876155
Just a warning dude, there's a glitch that brings the Gems stats back down to 9001.
If you got mad at the crossover, chances are you're exactly the kind of faggot it was poking fun at and I hope you DO drop the show altogether and go fuck off somewhere else.
>>70876141
The funny part is that they're projecting the transwhateverism on the show. Maybe UG is trans. Bet they never thought of that.
>>70876231
Exactly. It's a loud minority.
>>70875976
>Steven Jr.
>not Centipede
>>70876126
Too lewd
>>70876251
Do tell
>>70876267
This. Lorefags are cancer to these threads.
>>70876226
I still dont get why they're buttmad. Its not like the show said "trans people are no bueno"
>>70876241
that is fun to watch too
>>70876251
Does anyone know what triggers the glitch? Cause I just beat the 2nd boss and I don't wanna continue and have my shit get wrecked by a glitch
>>70876241
It still is funny. Especially when the parent disciplines the child. Like what Rebecca did to Dumblr.
>>70875837
I FEEL LIKE I HAVE KNOW YOU SINCE FOREVER
>>70876268
UG actually does queer representation better than SU.
>>70876126
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bUio0s9Jws
>>70875706
Dont you know your uncleand your grandpa?
Which one bit him? Was it Amy? Was it just a dirty wrestling move, or did Pizza Steve not really slate her appetite?
>taking cookie cats off a dead man
brutal
>>70876241
Exactly.
>>70876140
It's all there in the show
>Hates food
>Doesn't sleep
>Doesn't understand human relationships
>Above all, HARD lesbian
>>70876321
>Steven's feelings of wanting Connie extend to Rose
>>70876319
I reached 4-2 and it was as if everything reseted, but I had the same exact items I did before.
Shits weird
>>70876126
>>70876100
I think it would have been funnier years ago when those cliches were relevant.
>>70875850
new wallpaper
>>70876320
You do realize Rebecca hold no ill will to tumblr and loves them equally as she loves us.
>>70875780
>>70875719
>>70875596
God help me. If Pearl was just a generic girl I think that this would cute as hell instead of slightly horrifying.
Why, why, why
>>70876305
but i'm a lore fag and I thought this episode was awesome
>>70876362
>she hungers
>>70876339
>implying anything can sate Amy's appetitefor cock
>>70876362
>people still thinking /ss/ after this episode
>>70876407
You do realizes all the lore doesn't matter, right?
I need anon x peridot art
for reasons I shouldn't have to explain
>>70876241
Except it isn't a child at Wal-Mart -- it's an adult, crying onstage at a venue where literally thousands of people were invited to see this person onstage.
What you mistake for amused chuckles is actually my nervous laughter.
>>70876126
Gemsus Christ. I was hoping maternal Pearl would lower the /ss/ levels, but they are going up!
>>70876415
Not even Greg's hyperweapon can satisfy her.
>>70876407
It's just a shitposter. They think people who like shows for plot are literally hitler
>>70875891
No that's fanon Jade and Connie turns her nose up at shipping faggots who think that's what Jade is really like.
Canon Jade does SCIENCE and is a WITCH and has an UNFAMILIAR FAMILIAR in Bec and even though a bunch of weird shit keeps happening to her she finds a way to make the most of it and keep a cheery attitude.
>>70876439
>>70876431
How do you mean? Lore is just back-story and depth, it's fun to try to guess whats up and speculate
>>70875596
>>70875719
>>70875780
Wait, what the fuck is this? Who the fuck is this?
>>70876459
Oh please, Jade has been desperate for Davecock since Act 3.
>>70876126
How long will you continue with this, anon?
>>70876376
Is it the reset caves or the dungeons that take your items?
>>70876482
The artist.
>>70876442
>maternal pearl
>doing anything but raising it
You might as well appeal against a thunderstorm
>>70876442
It's because they feel threatened.
![tumblr_nlzla7EAhb1qbuzcxo1_1280[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/LSu4uBK.png "tumblr_nlzla7EAhb1qbuzcxo1_1280[1].png")
>>70875756
>If every pork chop were perfect......why, that would be beary nice, hot dog person!
>>70876400
that's not fucking okay, she has to pick a side, them or us
and obviously it's going to be us since we are better we just have to make her pick
>>70876484
Steven get the fuck off 4chan!
Don't think I won't fight you in real life, faggot!
Yo /sug/, whats the best song in su. I think its this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gNo8M41EU0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZXeFPpPJeI
based on the fact that its been stuck in my head since you guys posted it.
>>70876376
Oof, really hoping that doesn't happen to me. Has this happened to anyone else?
>Eating cereal
>Look down at the bowl
>Eat a couple of spoonfuls
>Look at the screen
>30 new post
Fucking slow it down
>>70876509
You know when I first found these kinds of threads and all the /ss/ I was super confused, but now I'm intrigued with what everyone comes up with involving Pearl and Steven
>>70876534
It's funny because Steven is the one who can properly read the subtext
>>70876451
Well played, mate. Whoever that is I say turn on you trip and parade around all fucking night.
>>70876400
You don't tell your retard kid you like your asshole kid better. That's just not right.
>>70876561
>what everyone comes up with involving Pearl and Steven
It's mostly a joke. Most people who claim they are into it don't actually like it.
>>70876482
Guy who storyboarded the arcade clusterfuck episode, usually works on other shows
>>70876542
I've posted it before and i'll post it again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWtkofUmGiw
>>70875574
lucky bastard
>>70876126
Why the fuck are you bleating like a sheep?!
>>70876506
>>70876470
It's a cartoon. Cartoons don't have depth.
>>70876542
I don't know about best, but funniest is definitely https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXFX7wZX1R8
>>70876576
No, he can get the emotional bits right, but he doesn't understand when the plot happens. You're over-exaggerating Jade's preoccupation with Dave by a lot because you skip out on all the times when she's not preoccupied with him, ie, when she's being a plot device, ie, 90% of her screentime.
> yfw Rebecca is creating the new Cartoon Network Universe
>>70876552
Nah. It's the night of a controversial (and great) episode. You get no rest.
Pearl should really appreciate Uncle Grandpa's appeal to symmetry by appear twice in their huddle, both cylindrical symmetry and bilateral symmetry.
Yo... just saw the crossover and... I'm confused.
It was announced canon, so cannonically UG announced it was non canon?
Also
>Sinking Lars & Sadie's ship
This whole episodes was GOAT
RIP Pizza Steve
>>70876542
I never noticed the Tiger Millionaire poster in the background before.
>>70876609
I thought that but sometimes I see just a picture or a story that makes me think"this person generally likes this and has thought extensively about it"
>>70876623
This is the one for me. And not only because of feels. It's just a pretty song.
I like the drum set and piano combo.
>>70876678
How long until new CN city
So, /sug/
would you a gem varguba?
>>70875568
WHOA THERE, best neurotic girl should be above Rose.
>>70876623
Thats not fair yo, I said song, not music. As in song sung in the show. If we are going music tho, I'm still here is indeed really great.
>>70876509
General /ss/herman in his letter to /sug/lanta?
>>70875068
>AHAHAHA SUCK IT STRAIGHT WHITE CIS PEOPLE SU BELONGS TO THE LGBTOMGWTFBBQ COMMUNITY U MAD
>Wahhhh, how DARE they make fun of tumblr or refuse to triple-sanitize their humor? This is literally rape and now I hate the show and everything about it.
I hope the show ends up causing more shattered anuses further down the line; this is great.
>>70876646
Why not? What makes them different than anything else that has "depth"?
I kinda wish the fusion mechanic in AtL was fleshed out more, like, depending on which of the gems had enough Harmony, that's what fusion would take placeThen again, I don't think they could have done that since we don't have a Garnet/ Pearl fusion yet
>>70876400
Like a mother disciplining a crying child.
I don't understand. Were the writers foreshadowing that SadiexLars would never happen or were they saying it would happen by "sinking their ship" right after saying April Fools?
>>70876707
- heck yes
- source please
>>70876459
might as well complete it.
"Why!"
>It was the letter Y.
The gag works on a few levels. Not deep levels, but a few of them nonetheless.
>>70876482
guy used to work on SU, not any more apparently. Anons love to repost this over and over again as a reminder of its creepiness. It's not that creepy, just a little bit.
>>70876731
you mean like this
>>70876702
it's definitely the dankest beat in the show, in my opinion
>>70876687
I'm sad that no other episode will come close to this masterpiece.
>>70875568
Garnet a shit meme gem. Your opinion isn't worth anything if she's at the top of your list.
>>70876737
>>70876678
She's almost single-handedly saving cartoons.
May her shows be prosperous.
>>70876707
>>70876731
I feel like that was the original plan, but I don't mind it. I love seeing Alexandrite.
Too bad I can't use her until this fucking glitch gets solved.
>>70876737
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=ambiguity
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=humor
>>70876707
I don't suppose there is a rest of that picture?
>>70876542
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura/steven-universe-strong-in-the-real-way-rebecca-sugar
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura/steven-universe-stronger-than-you-feat-estelle
>>70876729
Cartoons are supposed to be funny, like UG and TTG.
>>70876623
this
>>70875908
I wouldhugthe fuck outta Lars
>>70876707
would I ever
>>70876053
Come on anon, you don't have a gemsona. Don't lie on the internet.
>>70876723
>Rose cheated on Greg.
>Greg is not Steven's father.
The butthurt would be tremendous.
>>70876707
Yo, anyone got that pick with rose and greg discussing vergubas
>>70876668
Would Steven be too stupid to understand that Dave and Davesprite are different people, also? That's what I want to know. I mean, he's a shipper, but is he a fulltard shipper who thinks Jade being attracted to one means everything with him carries over to the other?
No, actually, Steven might be the most sympathetic to the idea that those Daves are different from each other. I mean, with all those other Gems asking if he's Rose and if he's got her memories, he's got to be feeling a similar sort of identity crisis he could relate to.
Anyway people who could only name "who this person is attracted to" as a character's only personality trait are morons.
>>70876797
Why?
Dont know if anyone else has noticed this yet
>>70876813
I really wish you'd quit clogging the tubes. This is why Comcast wants to blow up the internet.
>>70876858
That Germans are fucking weirdos?
Yeah, I think that's pretty well known by now.
>>70876855
Duh. Why else do they exist?
>>70876858
I can't believe even the watermelon babies that Garnet fights off are in the exact same positions as the baby in that picture.
That just blew my fucking mind.
>>70876858
Yep, since it first aired.
>>70876797
but this cartoon isn't a, "ooh so random and episode based jokes" show. It's a story being told, like a book, but for your eyes. Last time i checked, when you tell a long story you want it to have depth or it'll suck
>>70876858
But Sucrose knows some obscure shit
